Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
(Fran) No... No...
Oh, maybe. No. No.
"Sales manager in a huge department store."
- Too busy. - "Beautician on a cruise liner"?
Too boaty.
Oh. First line. Oh, yes.
It was all the colours in here, they put me off.
We have to do something!
Let's go out for Sunday lunch.
- All right. - Where? Where?
(Laughs)
What?
What was that? "Where? Where?"
I was just excited!
This is a very difficult time but you should get help.
So I should talk to a...
Ah, yes, that bit.
Yes, yes, I remember now.
(Laughs)
(Man) Very poor, very poor!
- Didn't hear that! - We hate that book.
Mr Bailey, off set!
Look, look. Aren't they lovely?
Ahh.
No, no, no, no, NO!
OK!
The director's asking if it's the book.
Do you really need these?
(Whispers) What do I say?
Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
That's how they should run schools.
The teacher says this whole number squiggle thing in the mathth classth.
Ahhh, hello! Sorry.
I didn't like the shape.
(Straining)
I didn't like the shape of the numbers!
What'll I do with that extra pound? Eh?
I'll add an acre to my grounds.
I'll thruck some... Ah, fuck it.
- Thruck? - Well, I'll try but it's...
It'll be fine. Plenty of oomph.
(Fran) "Oomph"?
(Whimpers)
(Muffled) What's this for?
(Whimpers)
(Shrieks and sobs) What did you do that for?
(Both laugh)
(Man) It was in the script.
Sorry, it's just...
- That went right up my nose. - I'm sorry.
Sex! Sexy... sex!
All right! Anything for a tenant.
When... (Laughs)
You wanna see the back.
She's not "that girl", this is the woman I love.
- (Clunk) - Ow!
Ohhh...
(Laughs)
Why isn't the phone ringing?
Enough. The pub. Come on, Manny.
I won't bother, I'II... too used... I'm... use...
Oh, fuck.
What are you doing?
- (Phone ringing) - (Laughs)
Stop it! Naughty!
(Ringing)
Bad! Bad!
What are you looking at?
- Cut that. - He was looking for the knobs line.
- Oh, fuck it! - Don't worry.
I'm not playing for you ever again.
Well, if you can pick it dup... dub... jub jub.
Sorry.
(Man) Knobs!
- Oh, fucking knobs! - Knobs!
# My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat
# He wears cor-blimey trousers
# Oh, what a load of crap #
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes, oh, yes, oh, yes!
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I don't fucking... OK, can we go again?
- What do you want? - A tenner.
I have to take a taxi to my evening class.
Evening class? What are you doing?
I hope you're wearing your Heat-B-Gone booties.
Yes. I didn't quite get enough good purchase.
That family I found - I met them, I became one of them,
and now I really want to get rid of them.
Right.
(Sucking noises)
(Snorts)
- Can I have a cloth, please? - (Man) Yep. Cloth? For hands.
(Man) Thanks, Shane.
Can I have some glove puppets, please?
That family I found - I met them, I became one of them,
now I really...
I'm so sorry. You should see his face!
Do you wanna try it without him?
It's written here in the ledger.
Williams...
So, Mr Information Man, how do I get out?
OK, what about this?
I'll call Gus. He'll sort us out. Trust me.
But what about me? I swear, Manny, if I get fired, I'II...
I'II...
(Laughs)
- Sorry... - Oh. Ah.
Who's Nugent?
She won't know until you let her go to the job.
What job?
W-W-Woo...
- Wa-Woo-What job? I... - Cut!
What was wrong with that?
Oh, hello, Gus.
Long time no speaky.
Oh. What time did you get out?
Oh, damn it!
"What time did you get out?"
"Oh, they usually let us out of prison about half-past three."
(Wheezing laugh)
Cut!
Here we go, then. Three, two, one, fire.
- (People groaning) - It's like the Battle of Britain!
Bull's-eye.
Should I bring this?
Who's suffering now? You tell me! Ha!
(Man) OK.
Yeah, Simon, send the groupies in now.
You dropped 'em off?
Watford Gap? You're having a laugh, aren't you?
Give us a shout when we get to Scratchwood.
I'm down to me last bottle of Matey.
Yeah, and take it easy as well, yeah?
Ah, life on the road, eh?
(Burps)
(Laughs)
- OK, cut. - That was good.
What a ridiculous job!
- It's just insane! - (Man) What have you been drinking?
Rubbish! Not enough mint! Manny!
Do you have the tower of soup?
(Squelching)
- That's a log! It's a log! - It fell over!
(Man 1) Let's just go from... (Man 2) Hold on a second, please.
Oh, go on. And then when you get a girlfriend, I'll give you a reference.
I'll lie for you, I'll say you're OK.
Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew