1 00:00:47,604 --> 00:00:48,917 Hello. 2 00:00:52,258 --> 00:00:53,886 Just tell me what's happened. 3 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:57,558 And what is it? 4 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:03,746 I'll be right down. 5 00:01:05,448 --> 00:01:06,777 What's happened? 6 00:01:08,906 --> 00:01:10,410 Susannah. 7 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,027 Susannah? 8 00:01:13,188 --> 00:01:14,597 Princess Susannah. 9 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,402 Is she all right? 10 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:19,519 Don't know. 11 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,738 'Don't kill me. 12 00:01:47,644 --> 00:01:49,144 'Please don't kill me.' 13 00:01:49,736 --> 00:01:51,949 'Read the statement. 14 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:55,730 'Yes. All right. 15 00:01:58,686 --> 00:01:59,996 'On this screen? 16 00:02:00,570 --> 00:02:01,972 'That is correct. 17 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:07,714 I'm Susannah 18 00:02:08,994 --> 00:02:10,496 'Duchess of Beaumont. 19 00:02:11,894 --> 00:02:15,190 'Popularly known as Princess Susannah. 20 00:02:17,658 --> 00:02:20,217 'I am in a place you... er... 21 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,051 'cannot find, held by one you will not trace. 22 00:02:31,997 --> 00:02:33,949 'Prime Minister Michael Callow... 23 00:02:35,180 --> 00:02:39,168 'Prime Minister Michael Callow my life... 24 00:02:41,957 --> 00:02:45,144 '..my life depends on you. 25 00:02:47,146 --> 00:02:50,277 'If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um... 26 00:02:52,121 --> 00:02:54,394 'by 4pm this afternoon, I will be... 27 00:03:01,392 --> 00:03:02,769 '..I will be executed. 28 00:03:05,358 --> 00:03:06,668 'Please.' 29 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,027 What are you doing? Keep it going. 30 00:03:10,546 --> 00:03:14,339 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say 31 00:03:14,340 --> 00:03:16,895 that we are 100% certain 32 00:03:17,535 --> 00:03:19,135 that this is, indeed, 33 00:03:19,276 --> 00:03:20,503 Princess Susannah. 34 00:03:20,948 --> 00:03:23,887 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, 35 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:26,826 returning from the wedding of a college friend. 36 00:03:27,218 --> 00:03:28,668 She'd insisted on going. 37 00:03:29,403 --> 00:03:30,523 But you had security on her? 38 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,855 Two PPOs, still unconscious. 39 00:03:33,227 --> 00:03:36,191 Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound. 40 00:03:36,844 --> 00:03:37,941 No sign of struggle. 41 00:03:46,628 --> 00:03:48,090 Scrap Third World debt? 42 00:03:50,957 --> 00:03:52,375 Save the fucking libraries? 43 00:03:52,376 --> 00:03:57,207 We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine. 44 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:58,332 What demand? 45 00:03:58,349 --> 00:04:00,629 What Susannah says next... 46 00:04:02,962 --> 00:04:05,160 It concerns you directly, sir. 47 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:08,910 Just play it. 48 00:04:12,657 --> 00:04:16,434 'There is only one demand, and it is a simple one. 49 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:19,895 'At 4pm this afternoon, 50 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:23,793 'Prime Minister Michael Callow must appear on live British television 51 00:04:24,085 --> 00:04:26,410 'on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, 52 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:29,754 'and... No! 53 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:38,058 'On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite, 54 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:43,801 'and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig. 55 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,775 'I don't understand!' 56 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:52,824 The video ends with a series of technical 57 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,629 specifications for the broadcast. 58 00:05:09,901 --> 00:05:11,194 Why are you doing this? 59 00:05:15,129 --> 00:05:16,512 Is this joke, right? 60 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,027 "Mike! Ho ho." 61 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,722 It's real. 62 00:05:25,102 --> 00:05:26,402 She said pig. 63 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,800 Sex with a pig. 64 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,949 They want me to have sex with a pig? 65 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:37,332 Live on television 66 00:05:37,978 --> 00:05:39,293 this afternoon. 67 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:46,636 But what...? Who...? 68 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:50,785 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects. 69 00:05:51,135 --> 00:05:53,379 Meanwhile, the demand has been made. 70 00:05:53,777 --> 00:05:56,269 There's not long to formulate our response. 71 00:05:57,028 --> 00:05:58,589 Well, I'm not fucking a pig! 72 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:02,097 Page one, that's not happening. 73 00:06:03,293 --> 00:06:04,597 Of course. 74 00:06:12,376 --> 00:06:13,777 Absolutely, sir. 75 00:06:16,016 --> 00:06:18,144 Well, have we established a dialogue with this...? 76 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:21,457 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word. 77 00:06:22,576 --> 00:06:24,256 No channel for negotiation. 78 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,255 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back. 79 00:06:28,668 --> 00:06:31,402 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now. 80 00:06:31,566 --> 00:06:33,699 Everyone's working towards this. 81 00:06:33,754 --> 00:06:37,673 Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated core team. This can't go wide. 82 00:06:38,213 --> 00:06:41,425 Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter. 83 00:06:42,516 --> 00:06:44,918 This only exists in this room. 84 00:06:46,295 --> 00:06:47,605 It's already outside it. 85 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:53,543 If there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down, bright, red, D Notice. 86 00:06:53,597 --> 00:06:57,695 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs! 87 00:06:57,696 --> 00:06:59,836 This video came from YouTube. 88 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,442 What? 89 00:07:03,497 --> 00:07:06,135 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago. 90 00:07:06,136 --> 00:07:07,416 Well, get it off there! 91 00:07:07,417 --> 00:07:12,774 We did after nine minutes, long enough for it to be duplicated and spread. 92 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:16,763 Spread? How many people have seen this? 93 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:20,295 We take down one, six clones pop up elsewhere. 94 00:07:20,302 --> 00:07:21,623 How many people? 95 00:07:21,632 --> 00:07:23,794 50,000. That's our current estimate. 96 00:07:25,772 --> 00:07:27,818 The news rooms have got it. 97 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:29,596 They're running this on air? 98 00:07:29,605 --> 00:07:33,403 No. We put a type five D notice out and they're complying. 99 00:07:33,490 --> 00:07:34,794 For now. 100 00:07:35,334 --> 00:07:36,656 It's trending on Twitter. 101 00:07:36,766 --> 00:07:39,045 For... Fucking internet! 102 00:07:44,145 --> 00:07:45,931 What now? What's the play book? 103 00:07:46,395 --> 00:07:48,626 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister. 104 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:51,142 There's no play book. 105 00:08:11,432 --> 00:08:13,257 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped! 106 00:08:13,279 --> 00:08:14,719 You scared the shit out of me! 107 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,284 There's a youtube of it! 108 00:08:16,299 --> 00:08:17,612 Go to work! 109 00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:19,339 And satellite, 110 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:24,585 '..And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.' 111 00:08:24,709 --> 00:08:27,421 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it! 112 00:08:27,498 --> 00:08:28,938 'I don't understand!' 113 00:08:28,953 --> 00:08:30,602 Why this is on the news? 114 00:08:30,695 --> 00:08:33,777 '..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 115 00:08:33,778 --> 00:08:37,257 'closes three weeks ahead of schedule... ' 116 00:08:37,258 --> 00:08:40,297 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? 117 00:08:40,298 --> 00:08:43,297 Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. 118 00:08:43,298 --> 00:08:46,854 If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. 119 00:08:46,862 --> 00:08:47,827 Fuck Ofcom! 120 00:08:47,854 --> 00:08:49,177 We're observing the D Notice. 121 00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:50,488 Surely we're going to do something. 122 00:08:50,512 --> 00:08:51,614 We are honouring the D Notice. 123 00:08:51,629 --> 00:08:52,926 The voluntary D Notice! 124 00:08:52,957 --> 00:08:55,742 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it. 125 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:58,527 A woman's life is at stake! 126 00:08:58,535 --> 00:08:59,778 We follow the procedure. 127 00:08:59,808 --> 00:09:02,612 My timeline consists of 100% viewers asking 128 00:09:02,613 --> 00:09:05,416 why we're not covering it. How do I reply? 129 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:06,213 You don't. 130 00:09:06,244 --> 00:09:07,690 That is totally backwards. 131 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,236 No-one else has broken rank. 132 00:09:09,267 --> 00:09:10,892 Not the Beeb, not Sky, not... 133 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,915 Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive! 134 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,486 Maybe 135 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:16,869 It's like 9/11's happening and 136 00:09:16,901 --> 00:09:18,471 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes. 137 00:09:18,490 --> 00:09:20,570 We're not a chat room! 138 00:09:21,051 --> 00:09:23,476 It's on CNN and Fox. 139 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:27,039 And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK... 140 00:09:27,063 --> 00:09:28,367 All right. 141 00:09:30,031 --> 00:09:31,406 God! This planet! 142 00:09:33,953 --> 00:09:35,966 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself. 143 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,469 Damon, public reaction. Meera, 144 00:09:37,485 --> 00:09:40,086 the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc. 145 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:42,297 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices. 146 00:09:42,298 --> 00:09:44,763 We need to explain this without viewers sicking up their Weetabix. 147 00:09:44,802 --> 00:09:49,857 Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring, all that. 148 00:09:49,858 --> 00:09:53,593 Dan, all graphics run past me. Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs. 149 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:56,445 Malaika, update the princess obit VT. 150 00:09:56,687 --> 00:09:58,195 The Obit VT? 151 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:01,500 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call. Least I can do is warn Tom. 152 00:10:06,938 --> 00:10:08,016 We put a D Notice on it. 153 00:10:08,017 --> 00:10:09,138 'It's gone global, Tom.' 154 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:11,417 Don't. I'm begging you. 155 00:10:11,418 --> 00:10:13,417 Don't run it, Martin. 156 00:10:13,418 --> 00:10:15,857 'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.' 157 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,296 You know how much help you're getting hereon in? 158 00:10:19,211 --> 00:10:22,336 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN are dead for us! 159 00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:24,423 Shove it up your arse you fucking... 160 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:26,475 Interesting. 161 00:10:26,485 --> 00:10:27,537 A man. 162 00:10:27,554 --> 00:10:28,475 Man? 163 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,509 A man! 164 00:10:30,134 --> 00:10:32,458 Tom, so you're across it... 165 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:35,744 I'm exploring contingency plans. 166 00:10:36,798 --> 00:10:38,102 'I briefed Callett.' 167 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:43,018 Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye. 168 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:49,038 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that HBO moon Western thing. 169 00:10:49,258 --> 00:10:50,496 Sea Of Tranquillity. 170 00:10:50,497 --> 00:10:51,788 You won't find better. 171 00:10:51,804 --> 00:10:54,297 Can you map a head onto a body live? 172 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:55,538 Depends if your camera's moving. 173 00:10:55,539 --> 00:11:00,907 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera in a constant roving motion. 174 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:02,251 Mm. 175 00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:05,360 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough. 176 00:11:06,727 --> 00:11:08,688 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? 177 00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:13,098 Focus on the visuals. Different face mapped onto a live performer. 178 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:14,999 According to those stipulations. 179 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,764 Fringes of possibility... 180 00:11:16,803 --> 00:11:19,874 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two. 181 00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:25,578 Can't happen. 182 00:11:26,179 --> 00:11:27,497 It has to. 183 00:11:27,498 --> 00:11:31,417 Our embeds have ruled out the major players. It's not AQ, not IRA. 184 00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:34,194 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups. 185 00:11:34,658 --> 00:11:37,657 People who've threatened yourself or the royals. 186 00:11:37,658 --> 00:11:40,137 They're being pulled in as we speak. 187 00:11:40,138 --> 00:11:41,710 For more than questioning, I hope. 188 00:11:42,218 --> 00:11:43,773 Somebody know something. 189 00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:52,619 'If we all do it more, there'll be less waste lying around... ' 190 00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:54,548 Is it still not on the telly? 191 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,537 Nothing. Must be a hoax. 192 00:11:56,538 --> 00:11:59,977 Or a black-out. Heads up! 193 00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:03,337 'Some major breaking news here on UKN. 194 00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:04,924 In the last two minutes 195 00:12:04,955 --> 00:12:08,306 'It's been confirmed that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont 196 00:12:08,338 --> 00:12:09,721 'has been kidnapped. 197 00:12:09,752 --> 00:12:12,814 'A video uploaded anonymously to the Internet 198 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:16,352 'appears to depict the princess pleading for her life. 199 00:12:16,891 --> 00:12:21,320 'The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature 200 00:12:21,336 --> 00:12:25,297 'involving the Prime Minister, and a detailed list of instructions 201 00:12:25,298 --> 00:12:28,657 'relating to the enactment of this demand. 202 00:12:28,658 --> 00:12:30,484 'As police round up potential suspects... ' 203 00:12:30,493 --> 00:12:31,961 '... across the nation. 204 00:12:31,978 --> 00:12:37,057 '..This viewer video shows officers raiding an address in Bradford. 205 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:39,898 'A man thought to be connected with a religious 206 00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:42,737 pressure group, dragged to a waiting van... ' 207 00:12:42,738 --> 00:12:45,417 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off. 208 00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:48,057 For fuck's sake, man! Just saying. 209 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,577 They'll be asking for a million quid or something. 210 00:12:51,578 --> 00:12:53,176 They want him to do it with a pig. 211 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:55,317 Demands... 212 00:12:55,379 --> 00:13:00,090 Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark. 213 00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:03,535 Brief mention of the ransom being "a sex act". Nothing too gross. 214 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:07,059 Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah... 215 00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:08,618 Of course I still want that drink. 216 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:10,262 Then give me something. 217 00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:11,606 It's not... 218 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,546 That won't be possible. 219 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:16,926 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful. 220 00:13:18,013 --> 00:13:19,802 There's no comment at this time 221 00:13:30,741 --> 00:13:33,660 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog 222 00:13:33,770 --> 00:13:38,017 and a short piece on the historical symbolism of the pig. 223 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:42,137 '..Only five hours away, 224 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:46,257 'UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.' 225 00:13:46,294 --> 00:13:48,091 'It's a day like no other. 226 00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:51,547 'The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people. 227 00:13:51,587 --> 00:13:55,705 'Social networking sites are a... buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute. 228 00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:58,457 'While we wait for Downing Street to respond, 229 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,457 'the nation is voicing its opinion. 230 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:06,257 'I don't think anyone should concede to any humiliation under threat. 231 00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:08,377 'I couldn't bear to watch that. 232 00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:11,818 'I won't be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible. 233 00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:14,590 'That's disgusting. It is disgusting. 234 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,337 'It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero. 235 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:21,929 'People will look at him like he's insane and take his position away. 236 00:14:21,976 --> 00:14:25,000 'It will be hilarious to see that on TV. 237 00:14:25,018 --> 00:14:27,417 'Nothing too abnormal for MPs. 238 00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:30,978 'They're all sexual deviants, all MPs and Prime Ministers.' 239 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,418 We've been squeezing hard, but nothing concrete. 240 00:14:38,897 --> 00:14:40,675 It's my house! You can't... 241 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:44,980 You are in my doorway touching my door handle! 242 00:14:48,358 --> 00:14:49,858 Could I have a word? 243 00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,016 It won't come to that. 244 00:14:55,017 --> 00:14:56,178 And if they don't find her? 245 00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:58,377 MI5 have got a name. 246 00:14:58,378 --> 00:14:59,536 They're surrounding the place now. 247 00:14:59,537 --> 00:15:00,573 Where? 248 00:15:00,605 --> 00:15:01,581 What? 249 00:15:01,612 --> 00:15:02,925 Where's the place? 250 00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:04,081 Truro. 251 00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:05,589 - Why are you lying? - What? 252 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:06,863 You're lying! 253 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,897 Truro? Jesus! 254 00:15:09,429 --> 00:15:11,268 I don't want you worrying. 255 00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,174 You've never patronised me. Don't start now. 256 00:15:13,618 --> 00:15:15,096 Whoever this is, is insane. 257 00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:16,576 And has a princess. 258 00:15:16,577 --> 00:15:17,636 We'll get through this. 259 00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,151 Not any princess... the princess. 260 00:15:20,198 --> 00:15:25,017 Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart. 261 00:15:25,018 --> 00:15:27,258 I won't have to do anything. 262 00:15:28,451 --> 00:15:29,809 Everyone's laughing at us. 263 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:30,892 You don't know that. 264 00:15:30,925 --> 00:15:32,509 I know people. 265 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,212 We love humiliation. 266 00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:35,432 I can not laugh 267 00:15:35,447 --> 00:15:36,728 Nothing is going to happen. 268 00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:38,712 It's already happening in their heads. 269 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:44,498 In their heads, that's what you're doing, what my husband is doing. 270 00:15:48,808 --> 00:15:50,181 Please! 271 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,384 Jane. 272 00:15:56,807 --> 00:15:58,119 I love you. 273 00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:00,781 What? 274 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:02,618 Palace on the phone, sir. 275 00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:04,657 Get Alex to stall them. 276 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,697 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes. 277 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,499 "Her"? 278 00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:10,986 It's the Queen herself. 279 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,962 Go on. 280 00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:27,564 'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer, the world holds its breath... ' 281 00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:29,150 waiting to discover where the princess 282 00:16:29,157 --> 00:16:30,869 Would they use a female pig? 283 00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:32,611 It's on the list. 284 00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,579 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things. 285 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:37,041 Like dogme 95. 286 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,442 It's not like Dogme 95. 287 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,544 Exactly that. 288 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,937 What's Dogme 95? 289 00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:42,298 Cinematic movement. 290 00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:43,600 Lars von Trier. 291 00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:47,488 Rules for a director... no background music, 292 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:50,087 only natural light, for authenticity. 293 00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:55,137 Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away. 294 00:16:55,403 --> 00:16:58,165 'I can't think of anything remotely like this. 295 00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,688 'A new form of terrorism... 296 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:05,197 It's not Islamist. To request a pig is specifically abhorrent. 297 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,830 'That's the point! Make love to a pig!' 298 00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:09,471 Make love? 299 00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:13,297 Steer them away from the grisly details. 300 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,257 'Let's not dwell on any of the details. 301 00:17:16,258 --> 00:17:19,697 'This is already a huge national talking point. 302 00:17:19,698 --> 00:17:24,097 'Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?' 303 00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:26,137 How's Her Majesty taking it? 304 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:28,361 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back." 305 00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:31,937 And we are. 306 00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:35,057 It wasn't a collective "you". It was a singular "you", ie me. 307 00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:38,897 Sir, we may have something. Jamie's been tracing the video's origin. 308 00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:40,213 I thought it was untraceable. 309 00:17:40,568 --> 00:17:44,060 Technically, yes, so I thought, "Work with what we do now" 310 00:17:44,061 --> 00:17:47,979 That video, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg. 311 00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:51,186 Algorithm. 312 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:54,659 Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM. 313 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:57,831 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads 314 00:17:57,886 --> 00:18:02,104 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16, 315 00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:04,824 and the closest I can get is a postcode. 316 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,777 It came from somewhere in there. 317 00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:09,933 Looks like a campus. 318 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,897 Yeah. Closed 2010. 319 00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,577 It's been empty since. 320 00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:15,657 Latest I-sat image on this area? 321 00:18:15,658 --> 00:18:18,938 3 AM flyover shot from last night... 322 00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:22,667 Looks like it had lights on. 323 00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:27,308 We got him. We got him. 324 00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:30,511 Alert the local team. Full squad. I'll man it. 325 00:18:30,574 --> 00:18:33,863 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation. 326 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:35,730 Press office, OK, Tom? 327 00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,652 Yes! 328 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,057 Right. Confident? 329 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,217 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK. 330 00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:08,538 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way. 331 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:19,097 It's a new one for me, obviously. I wouldn't normally... You know. 332 00:19:19,098 --> 00:19:21,097 You seen any of my films? 333 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:21,992 No. 334 00:19:22,008 --> 00:19:24,984 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out. 335 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,641 Yeah, well... 336 00:19:26,703 --> 00:19:28,977 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering. 337 00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:30,268 There won't be any invoicing. 338 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:33,494 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi! 339 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:37,897 Need to prep two statements 340 00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:39,376 Good outcome. Bad outcome. 341 00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,601 Rescue operation? 342 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,554 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire. 343 00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:47,698 HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now. 344 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:14,737 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance... 345 00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:17,097 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn. 346 00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:19,377 AKA, Rod Senseless. 347 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:20,850 Stage name. 348 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,177 Yeah. Well... 349 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:27,297 You need to get into this. 350 00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:29,145 Is there a dressing room I can use? 351 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:30,498 No. 352 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,417 Where's my co-star? 353 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,723 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand. 354 00:20:34,763 --> 00:20:37,082 Outside in the truck. 355 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,824 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he? 356 00:20:43,058 --> 00:20:46,738 You also need to wear this... on your head. 357 00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,346 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in. 358 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:58,692 OK. 359 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,658 'Target identified.' 360 00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:01,871 Commissioner. Thank you. 361 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,395 So, team red... 362 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:04,590 'Any orders, boss?' 363 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:06,848 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, 364 00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,286 before you proceed. 365 00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:10,564 'With the 4pm deadline three hours away, 366 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,423 'time is running out for the Prime Minister... ' 367 00:21:21,898 --> 00:21:23,298 They got in, yeah? 368 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,759 Do you think I'd be here if they had? 369 00:21:27,338 --> 00:21:29,244 We've got statements for either outcome. 370 00:21:32,938 --> 00:21:34,804 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic. 371 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:36,601 Can't think about coverage now! 372 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,542 But it's on-side? 373 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,041 Strong undercurrent of sympathy. 374 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,948 Every poll indicates understanding, disgust with the 375 00:21:49,949 --> 00:21:52,816 captor, outrage at the whole thing, but not at you. 376 00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:00,581 If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, 377 00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:04,098 the public anticipates non-compliance. 378 00:22:05,267 --> 00:22:08,307 There'll be squawks from the usuals, 379 00:22:08,339 --> 00:22:12,488 but it's not "England expects". 380 00:22:17,929 --> 00:22:23,089 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line. 381 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:32,175 'With hours to go, time is running out for the security services. 382 00:22:32,347 --> 00:22:34,737 'Joining us is actress Lydia... ' 383 00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:36,577 Thought this was coming from IB7. 384 00:22:36,578 --> 00:22:39,643 We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct. 385 00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,337 Twinkle tits from? 386 00:22:42,338 --> 00:22:46,497 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess. 387 00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,708 This came for you, left at reception. 388 00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,538 Courier dropped it off. 389 00:22:55,898 --> 00:22:58,058 Know how to plug this in? 390 00:23:05,138 --> 00:23:07,657 Jack, call the police. Take it! 391 00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:09,817 Get someone to shoot that first. 392 00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:11,858 What the fuck is this? 393 00:23:13,247 --> 00:23:15,685 'I gave you rules. 'I said no cheating. 394 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,577 'Some more breaking news, 395 00:23:28,578 --> 00:23:32,577 'and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah, 396 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:36,097 'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video 397 00:23:36,098 --> 00:23:40,417 'apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess. 398 00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:44,287 'UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard... ' 399 00:23:44,311 --> 00:23:45,858 Fucking hell! 400 00:23:46,201 --> 00:23:50,506 God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want. 401 00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:52,017 Yes, he fucking has! 402 00:23:52,018 --> 00:23:54,338 '..Which contained a statement 403 00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:58,696 'accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules 404 00:23:58,721 --> 00:24:01,112 'This grim development comes just hours 405 00:24:01,155 --> 00:24:03,276 before the 4PM deadline... ' 406 00:24:06,618 --> 00:24:08,218 Jesus! 407 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:16,737 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified 408 00:24:16,738 --> 00:24:19,779 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he? 409 00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:21,748 I considered it necessary... 410 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:23,084 Considered it necessary. 411 00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:24,413 To divise... 412 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,147 FUCKING HELL! 413 00:24:32,123 --> 00:24:33,432 - Mike...! - Don't! 414 00:24:33,464 --> 00:24:34,782 It's nor... 415 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:37,889 One word, I swear I will fucking...! 416 00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:51,630 What did you do, Alex? 417 00:24:52,706 --> 00:24:54,357 I had a back-up plan. 418 00:24:55,081 --> 00:24:57,348 A man prepared to do it and an FX company that 419 00:24:57,349 --> 00:24:59,615 would paint your head onto his shoulders. 420 00:24:59,658 --> 00:25:01,216 You actually thought that would work? 421 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,701 I believed it worth considering. 422 00:25:02,804 --> 00:25:04,497 Then you're a stupid bitch. 423 00:25:04,898 --> 00:25:06,977 With your interest at heart. 424 00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:08,372 Who knew about this? 425 00:25:08,712 --> 00:25:12,341 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio 426 00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:14,841 recognised our designated performer, 427 00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:18,200 Tweeted a photo and the online hivemind did the maths. 428 00:25:18,248 --> 00:25:19,810 It's not playing well. 429 00:25:21,392 --> 00:25:22,747 With who? 430 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,199 With, er... anyone. 431 00:25:26,498 --> 00:25:30,301 'A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, 432 00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:32,934 'with only 28% of the public believing 433 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:35,738 'he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request. 434 00:25:36,316 --> 00:25:37,988 'In the wake of these images, 435 00:25:38,041 --> 00:25:42,961 'and the delivery of the princess's finger, the mood is shifting. 436 00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:46,581 'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering. 437 00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,128 'With the appearance of finger... 438 00:25:48,174 --> 00:25:49,284 'He's just got to do it. 439 00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:50,191 Yes, he has to do it. 440 00:25:50,206 --> 00:25:51,595 'What's the alternative? 441 00:25:51,596 --> 00:25:54,510 'We can get another Prime Minister. We can't live without a princess. 442 00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:55,941 Of course... 443 00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:59,577 'If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he? 444 00:25:59,578 --> 00:26:02,986 'Online polls suggest that 86% of voters 445 00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:05,657 'now believe the demand should be met. 446 00:26:05,658 --> 00:26:07,658 'Damon Brown... ' 447 00:26:10,658 --> 00:26:12,456 When are Walker's team hitting the college? 448 00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:13,578 They need time... 449 00:26:13,579 --> 00:26:15,537 No more pissing around. 450 00:26:15,538 --> 00:26:16,938 Julian's advising against... 451 00:26:16,939 --> 00:26:20,777 I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now. 452 00:26:37,698 --> 00:26:39,857 Where's my obit VT? 453 00:26:39,858 --> 00:26:44,297 What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held? 454 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:45,842 I'd say bullshit. 455 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,856 Then you'd be wrong. 456 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:50,882 Have you got a crew with you? 457 00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:52,514 I'm not stupid. 458 00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:54,874 Malaika? 459 00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:56,546 Hello? 460 00:27:10,898 --> 00:27:12,497 Are you getting this? 461 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:15,378 Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger. 462 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:23,298 Still getting this? 463 00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:26,698 Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful! 464 00:27:42,658 --> 00:27:44,578 If this doesn't work... 465 00:27:45,703 --> 00:27:47,698 we need... 466 00:28:11,738 --> 00:28:15,018 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor! 467 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,978 Move! 468 00:28:24,858 --> 00:28:26,498 Fuck! 469 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,750 It's a decoy. 470 00:28:34,994 --> 00:28:39,548 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy. I'm sorry. 471 00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:40,869 Jesus! 472 00:28:40,898 --> 00:28:42,174 They're looking right at her! 473 00:28:42,229 --> 00:28:43,650 They can't see her. 474 00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:44,893 'Malaika, make sure they can't... ' 475 00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,525 Stay down! Don't move! 476 00:28:50,298 --> 00:28:52,618 Run, Malaika! Run! 477 00:28:56,258 --> 00:28:58,417 Get out of there. Come on! 478 00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:00,378 Armed police! 479 00:29:08,858 --> 00:29:10,203 Is it him? 480 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,227 Where the fuck is Jack? 481 00:29:13,258 --> 00:29:16,017 Advance! Advance! Advance! 482 00:29:18,082 --> 00:29:21,082 Get down! 483 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:24,016 Get down! 484 00:29:24,065 --> 00:29:28,264 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN. 485 00:29:28,297 --> 00:29:29,578 You press? Yes. 486 00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:33,657 There goes your RTS Award. 487 00:29:33,658 --> 00:29:35,737 There must be something. 488 00:29:35,738 --> 00:29:36,566 There's nothing there, Mike. 489 00:29:36,589 --> 00:29:37,897 There'll be a clue. Some evidence. 490 00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:38,938 We've done all we can. 491 00:29:38,939 --> 00:29:41,377 You rescued mannequin. 492 00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:42,285 I'm sorry, Michael... 493 00:29:42,309 --> 00:29:43,412 Fuck off, Julian! 494 00:29:43,453 --> 00:29:45,076 20 past three. We're out of time. 495 00:29:45,081 --> 00:29:47,068 We're not out of time! 496 00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,193 We're not out of time. 497 00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,937 It's not going to happen. 498 00:30:06,938 --> 00:30:07,456 To the public... 499 00:30:07,457 --> 00:30:08,338 Fuck the public! 500 00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:13,217 To the public, this would be one man of questionable popularity 501 00:30:13,218 --> 00:30:15,458 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl. 502 00:30:15,459 --> 00:30:17,697 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead. 503 00:30:17,698 --> 00:30:20,614 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video. 504 00:30:21,841 --> 00:30:25,577 Everyone will see it. The world will see it. 505 00:30:25,578 --> 00:30:29,897 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed, 506 00:30:29,898 --> 00:30:33,018 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed. 507 00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,623 The polling bears that out. 508 00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:44,857 You won't just be a disgraced politician, 509 00:30:44,858 --> 00:30:49,977 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance. 510 00:30:49,985 --> 00:30:51,237 Fuck the Party! 511 00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:54,024 Refuse, and I've been advised 512 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:56,657 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety. 513 00:30:58,599 --> 00:31:00,300 Or that of your family. 514 00:31:02,176 --> 00:31:03,887 But... 515 00:31:13,544 --> 00:31:15,761 I've made arrangements for the broadcast. 516 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:19,078 I can't... 517 00:31:19,079 --> 00:31:21,925 I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands. 518 00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:48,417 'Let's take you live to the scene in central London. 519 00:31:48,418 --> 00:31:52,257 'As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London... ' 520 00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:53,964 He's got to do it. 521 00:31:54,254 --> 00:31:56,090 The world's bloody broken. 522 00:31:56,175 --> 00:32:00,178 '..Appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.' 523 00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:36,230 We've ratified the law... after midnight, 524 00:32:36,285 --> 00:32:40,452 it'll be a criminal of fence to store any recording or images of the event. 525 00:32:44,898 --> 00:32:47,800 They're doing an announcement to warn people off 526 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,702 even watching, some sonic tone that causes nausea. 527 00:32:52,658 --> 00:32:56,737 '..When public opinion has very much hardened, 528 00:32:56,738 --> 00:33:00,202 'following the delivery of the princess's severed finger. 529 00:33:00,752 --> 00:33:04,819 'As the 4pm deadline approaches, the nation is at a stand still 530 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,737 'watching the extraordinary situation play out. 531 00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:12,617 'Just to remind you, this is now a story of global significance... ' 532 00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:16,297 "Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery" 533 00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:19,058 "in what was a matter of life or death." 534 00:33:19,488 --> 00:33:22,287 That's how it opens, then we should move on... 535 00:33:22,938 --> 00:33:24,898 OK. Yeah. 536 00:33:26,186 --> 00:33:27,492 Everything prepared? 537 00:33:27,548 --> 00:33:28,624 Yes, ma'am. 538 00:33:28,655 --> 00:33:29,812 It's sedated? 539 00:33:29,838 --> 00:33:31,232 Injection. It's docile. 540 00:33:39,858 --> 00:33:42,178 It's time to go in now. 541 00:33:47,938 --> 00:33:50,057 '..An unprecedented nature.' 542 00:33:50,058 --> 00:33:52,320 'This is an official announcement. 543 00:33:52,343 --> 00:33:53,804 In a few minutes, 544 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,122 'the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. 545 00:33:59,658 --> 00:34:04,937 '..In the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 546 00:34:04,938 --> 00:34:08,710 'Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal 547 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,804 at midnight. 548 00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:13,459 'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately. 549 00:34:13,498 --> 00:34:16,257 'The broadcast will commence after the following tone.' 550 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,632 We're complying with the stipulated rules. 551 00:34:52,694 --> 00:34:54,819 You'll have to keep going... 552 00:34:57,858 --> 00:35:00,938 You'll have to see it through to the end. 553 00:35:04,305 --> 00:35:08,097 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you... 554 00:35:08,098 --> 00:35:10,098 get into trouble. 555 00:35:13,671 --> 00:35:16,345 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists 556 00:35:16,402 --> 00:35:19,165 is that you should take as long as you need. 557 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:25,777 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness 558 00:35:25,778 --> 00:35:28,018 or even enjoyment. 559 00:35:41,378 --> 00:35:43,923 It's just a skeleton crew inside. 560 00:35:44,945 --> 00:35:46,524 Closed set. 561 00:36:32,138 --> 00:36:33,378 There he is! 562 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:42,801 'I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susannah.' 563 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:53,699 'I... 564 00:36:59,936 --> 00:37:01,785 'I love my wife.' 565 00:37:05,503 --> 00:37:07,121 'May God forgive me.' 566 00:37:26,818 --> 00:37:29,297 No! 567 00:39:06,898 --> 00:39:10,018 Jesus! Poor bastard! 568 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:14,457 But it's been on for nearly an hour. 569 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:16,818 It's history, this. 570 00:40:17,258 --> 00:40:19,257 We've got her. Susannah. 571 00:40:19,258 --> 00:40:20,178 They released her? 572 00:40:20,179 --> 00:40:23,016 Stumbling about in the city. 573 00:40:23,048 --> 00:40:26,511 Sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed. 574 00:40:26,535 --> 00:40:27,847 But her finger? 575 00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:29,897 Not hers. DNA shows it's male. 576 00:40:29,898 --> 00:40:30,903 What? 577 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:36,224 There is one other thing. There's a CCTV grab of her from half three. 578 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:40,457 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened. 579 00:40:41,629 --> 00:40:43,014 Why? 580 00:40:43,163 --> 00:40:44,671 My guess... 581 00:40:44,788 --> 00:40:46,272 he knew everyone would be elsewhere 582 00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:48,530 watching screens. 583 00:40:49,970 --> 00:40:51,581 So it's a statement. 584 00:40:51,628 --> 00:40:52,995 Ma'am? 585 00:40:53,010 --> 00:40:56,130 That's what this was all about, making a point. 586 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,018 Should we, er...? 587 00:40:58,019 --> 00:41:00,087 Lose that page of the report. 588 00:41:00,384 --> 00:41:02,657 No-one sees it, especially the PM. 589 00:41:02,658 --> 00:41:04,658 Of course. 590 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,711 Good news, Michael. 591 00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:19,384 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well. 592 00:42:11,578 --> 00:42:15,257 'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal, 593 00:42:15,258 --> 00:42:19,377 'an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance 594 00:42:19,378 --> 00:42:22,525 'at a public appearance, accompanied by his wife Jane. 595 00:42:22,557 --> 00:42:23,815 Here I go. 596 00:42:23,837 --> 00:42:24,917 'OK. 597 00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:32,447 'The other central figure in events was also before the camera 598 00:42:32,518 --> 00:42:34,857 'at last night's Children Of Valour Awards. 599 00:42:34,858 --> 00:42:37,657 'Princess Susannah made her first public appearance 600 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,541 'since announcing her pregnancy. 601 00:42:40,127 --> 00:42:44,417 'It was one year ago that the Turner Prize-winning artist, 602 00:42:44,418 --> 00:42:45,752 'Carlton Bloom, 603 00:42:45,786 --> 00:42:49,064 'coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act. 604 00:42:51,298 --> 00:42:55,464 'As the anniversary arrived, one art critic caused controversy 605 00:42:55,495 --> 00:42:59,497 'by describing it as "the first great artwork of the 21st century". 606 00:42:59,989 --> 00:43:03,828 'While cultural commentators debate its significance, 607 00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,097 'with a global audience of 1.3 billion, 608 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,675 'it was an event in which we all participated. 609 00:43:08,791 --> 00:43:11,978 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister, 610 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:16,337 'who holds an approval rating three points higher than last year. 611 00:43:16,445 --> 00:43:18,767 'Damon Brown, UKN.' 612 00:43:23,858 --> 00:43:25,058 Jane. 613 00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:27,892 Jane, please.