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(Phone Vibrating)

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(Phone Ringing)

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Hello?

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Why don't you just tell
me what's happened?

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And what is it?

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I'll be right down.

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What's happened?

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Oh, Susannah.

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Susannah?

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Princess Susannah.

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Is she all right?

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I don't know.

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(wailing)

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(Princess Susannah)
Don't kill me.

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Please don't kill me.

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(man) Read the statement.

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Yes. All right.

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On this screen?

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(man) That is correct.

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I am Susannah,
Duchess of Beaumont.

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Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.

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I am in a place you cannot find,

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held by one you will not trace.

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Prime Minister Michael Callow,

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Prime Minister Michael
Callow, my... my life...

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my life depends on you.

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If you do not do
precisely as instructed...

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...by four pm this
afternoon, I will be...

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...I will be executed.

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What are you doing?
Keep it going.

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Prime Minister, at
this point I think it's

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important to say that we
are 100% certain that this

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is indeed Princess Susannah.

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Her car was intercepted

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shortly after midnight,
returning from the wedding

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of a college friend of hers.

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She'd insisted on going.

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But you had security on her?

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Two PPOs, still unconscious,

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heavy sedative, close range, each
with a single puncture wound,

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no sign of struggle.

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What do they want?

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Money?

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Release of Jihadi?

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Scrap Third World debt?

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Save the fucking libraries?

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We are convinced both
the video and the

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demand it contains are genuine.

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What demand?

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What Susannah says next.

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It concerns you directly, sir.

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Just play it.

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(Princess Susannah)
There is only one demand,

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and it is a simple one.

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At four pm this afternoon,
Prime Minister Michael Callow

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must appear on live
British television

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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and... no...

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(sobbing)

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...on all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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I don't understand!

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(Julian) The video ends
with a series of technical

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specifications
for the broadcast.

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Why are you doing this?

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This is a joke? Right?

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Ha-ha, Mike. Ho-ho.

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It's real.

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She said pig.

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Sex with a pig.

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They want me to
have sex with a pig.

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Live, on television
this afternoon.

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But what...

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Who?

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We're checking with our
embedded operatives,

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compiling a list of
suspects as we speak.

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Meanwhile, the
demand has been made,

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and there's not long to
formulate our response.

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Well, I'm not fucking a pig.

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Page one, that's not happening.

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Of course.

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Absolutely, sir.

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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this...

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We can't, there's
no e-mail address,

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no codeword, no channels
for negotiation.

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Okay, so we'll focus
on finding Susannah.

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Hmm? We get her back.

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And however it's
done, I don't care.

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We stop this now.

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I assure you, everyone's
working towards this.

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Yes... no, not everyone,
a dedicated core team,

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this can't go wide,

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and keep it so
far from the press

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it's on the other
side of Jupiter.

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This only exists in this room.

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It's already outside it.

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Well if there are hacks
sniffing around, shut them down.

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Bright red D notice.

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Super fucking
Godzilla injunction

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with ten-inch Whitehall fangs.

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This video came from YouTube.

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What?

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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP over an hour ago.

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Well get it off there!

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We did, after nine minutes,

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but that was long enough
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duplicated and spread.

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Spread?

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How many people have seen this?

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We take down one, six clones
immediately pop up elsewhere.

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How many people?

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50,000, that's our
current estimate.

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The news rooms have got it.

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They're running this on air?

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No, no, we put a type 5D
notice out immediately.

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And they're complying.

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For now, it's
trending on Twitter.

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Oh for... fucking Internet.

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So what now? What's
the play book?

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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.

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There's no play book.

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(woman) Princess
Susannah's been kidnapped.

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You scared the shit out of me.

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And there's a YouTube of it...

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Oh, go to work.

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(Princess Susannah) ...and
have full unsimulated

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sexual intercourse with a pig...

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No way. It's a piss
take, man, look at it!

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I don't understand!

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Why's it not on the news.

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(woman) ...Carlton Bloom's
controversial agitation

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exhibition at the Tate Modern
closes three weeks ahead of

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schedule amid criticism...

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So how do we even describe
it? "An indecent act."

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Everyone's seen the video.

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They already know
the full details.

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If we mention bestiality
pre-watershed,

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Ofcom would be
seriously pissed off.

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Fuck Ofcom.

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We're still observing
the D notice.

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But surely we're going
to do something...

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We're honouring the D notice.

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The voluntary D notice.

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It may be a
sportsman-like gesture,

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but we are making it,

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a woman's life is at stake
here, we follow procedure.

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My time line consists 100
per cent of viewers asking

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why we're not covering it.

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How do I reply?

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You don't.

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That is totally backwards.

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No-one else has broken rank,
not the Beeb, not Sky, not...

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I hear Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive.

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(Laughter) That may be, but...

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(woman) It's like
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and we're broadcasting
sandwich recipes.

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Martin We're not a chat room.

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It's on CNN. And Fox.

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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...

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Yeah, all right.

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Oh, God, this planet.

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Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch
itself, Damon public reaction,

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Mira, the royal angle,
upcoming marriage etc.

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Simon, set tone with
standards and practices.

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We need to explain
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sicking up their Weetabix.

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Lorcan, the Internet aspect, new
paradigm, Twitter, Arab spring,

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all that bibble.

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Dan, all graphics run past
me, keep it functional,

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no pepper pigs.

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Malaika, update the
Princess obit VT.

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The obit VT?

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Hm, first an awkward phone call,
the least I can do is warn Tom.

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We put a D notice on it.

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(Martin) It's gone global, Tom.

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Don't.

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(Martin) I can't do anything...

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- I'm begging you.
- You're begging me?

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Don't run it, Martin.

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Look I'm sorry,
I can't help you.

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You know how much help you're
getting from here on in?

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Multiplying nothing by shit
all, UKN is dead to us.

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Shove it up your
ass, you fucking...

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Interesting?

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A man.

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A man?

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A man.

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Tom. So you're across it,

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I'm exploring contingency plans.

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I briefed Callett.

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Ah, Mr Callett,
Noel from Blue Eye.

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Noel won an Emmy
for his effects work

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on that HBO moon Western thing.

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Sea of Tranquillity.

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Yeah, yeah, you
won't find better.

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Can you map a head onto
a different body, live?

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It depends if your
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Rule sheet specifies a
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in a constant roving motion.

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Hm, yeah, Gonzo style,
he knows his shit.

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That's tough.

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"Fruition to be transmitted
in four." What does...

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Just focus on the visuals,

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different face mapped
onto a live performer.

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According to those stipulations.

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Fringe is a possibility...

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Deadline's at four, we need to
know if it's workable by two.

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Can't happen.

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It has to.

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Our Embeds have ruled
out the major players.

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It's not AQ, not IRA,
this is what's left,

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radicals, hate groups,

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people who threaten
yourself or the royals.

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They're being pulled
in even as we speak.

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And more than
questioning I hope.

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Somebody knows something.

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(news reader) If
we all do it more

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then there'll be
less waste overall

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lying around whenever
the bin men...

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Is it still not on the telly?

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Nothing, must be a hoax.

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Or a black-out.

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Oh! Heads up.

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Some major breaking
news here now on UKN,

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in the last few minutes

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it's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont,

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has been kidnapped.

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A video uploaded anonymously

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to the Internet, appears
to depict the princess

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pleading for her life.

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The video also contains
a bizarre ransom demand

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of a personal nature
involving the Prime Minister.

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This is followed by a
detailed list of instructions

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relating to the
enactment of this demand.

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As police round up
potential suspects...

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Good morning.

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...this UKN news viewer
video shows armed officers

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raiding an address in Bradford,

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a man thought to be connected
with a religious pressure group

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can be seen being
dragged to a waiting van.

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Details regarding the...

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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.

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Fuck's sake, man.

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Just saying.

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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.

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They want him to
do it with a pig.

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Telegraph has the whole video

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and an interactive time
line, Tonilee Stark,

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brief mention of the
ransom being a sex act,

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nothing too gross.

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The Sun runs with "Taken,
Big Brother Susannah" the...

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Of course I still
want that drink.

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(Malaika) Well then
give me something.

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It's not... that
won't be possible.

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I'm friendly when I drink, very
friendly when I'm grateful.

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There's no comment at this time.

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(disconnects)

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(photo click)

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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog,

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and a short think piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.

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(phone beep)

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(Newsreader) ...4pm deadline
now only five hours away,

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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.

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00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,600
(Damon) It's a
day like no other.

266
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,360
The kidnapped video
has now been watched

267
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,960
by over 18 million people.

268
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,960
The social networking
sites are abuzz

269
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,840
with an estimated 10,000
tweets per minute.

270
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,720
So while we wait
for Downing Street

271
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,560
to make a formal response,

272
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,160
there's no doubt that the
nation is voicing its opinion.

273
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,200
I don't think anyone
should concede to

274
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,880
any sort of humiliation
under that kind of threat.

275
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,080
I couldn't bare to see
that and watch that.

276
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,760
I won't personally be tuning in,

277
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,536
I mean just thinking
about it, it's horrible.

278
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,960
(woman) That's disgusting,

279
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,576
it is disgusting if
you think about it.

280
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,120
(man) It's going
to be disgusting,

281
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,960
but after that, he's
going to be a hero.

282
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,000
(woman) People abroad
will look at him

283
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,936
like he is totally insane, and
maybe take his position away.

284
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,760
(woman) It would be absolutely
hilarious to see that on TV.

285
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,640
(man) Nothing too abnormal
for Prime Ministers and MPs,

286
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,200
they're all deviant,
sexual deviants,

287
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,080
all MPs and Prime Ministers.

288
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:23,160
We've been squeezing hard,
but still nothing concrete.

289
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,040
It is my house,
you cannot stop me

290
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,376
while you're standing
in my doorway.

291
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,560
You are touching my door handle.

292
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,560
Can I have a word?

293
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,960
It won't come to that.

294
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,760
And if they don't find her?

295
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,480
Mi5 have got a name. They're
surrounding the place now.

296
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600
Where?

297
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:46,760
What?

298
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880
Where's the place?

299
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,640
- Truro.
- Why are you lying?

300
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,760
What?

301
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,840
You're lying. Truro? Jesus.

302
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,400
I don't want you worrying.

303
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,080
You never patronise
me, don't start now.

304
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,960
Whoever this is, is insane.

305
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,480
And has a Princess.

306
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,040
Who'll get through this.

307
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,600
Not just any princess, The
Princess, Princess bloody

308
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:09,600
Facebook, bloody eco-conscious,
national sweetheart.

309
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:13,080
I won't have to do anything.

310
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,720
Everyone's laughing at us.

311
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:15,840
You don't know that.

312
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,240
I know people.

313
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,080
We love humiliation,
we can't not laugh.

314
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,520
Nothing is going to happen.

315
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,560
It's already happening
in their heads.

316
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,080
In their heads, that's
what you're doing,

317
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,960
what my husband is doing.

318
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,960
Just...

319
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,600
Please?

320
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,680
Jane.

321
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,800
I love you.

322
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920
(Knock At Door)

323
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,520
What?

324
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,360
The palace on the phone, sir.

325
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480
Get Alex to stall
them for a minute.

326
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,400
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.

327
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,240
Her?

328
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,440
It's the queen herself.

329
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,720
Go on.

330
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,760
As the four pm deadline draws
nearer and the world holds

331
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,096
its breath waiting to discover
whether Princess Susannah...

332
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,560
Would they use a female pig?

333
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,960
It's on the list.

334
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,616
They list the rules at
the end of the video,

335
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,560
it specifies camera
angles and things.

336
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,680
Like Dogme 95.

337
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,280
It's not like Dogme 95.

338
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,280
Exactly like it.

339
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,520
What's Dogme 95?

340
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,160
Cinematic movement.

341
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,280
Lars Von Trier.

342
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,000
Oh.

343
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,136
List of rules for the
director, no background music,

344
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,960
only natural light and
so on. For authenticity.

345
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,440
Same as these rules,
so they can't cheat it,

346
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,200
intercut another guy's
arse pumping away.

347
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,280
I mean I can't think of
anything remotely like this.

348
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,400
It's an entirely new
form of terrorism,

349
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,920
the point of which...

350
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,656
If it's terrorism, it's
not Islamist in nature

351
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,536
to request a pig. It's
specifically abhorrent...

352
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,536
Well that's exactly the
point, to make love to a pig.

353
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,480
Make love?

354
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,016
Steer them away from
the grisly details.

355
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720
But we can't
discount anything...

356
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,240
Let's not dwell on
any of the details.

357
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,560
This is already a huge
national talking point.

358
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,800
Isn't this precisely what
whoever is behind this

359
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,120
is looking for?

360
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:11,040
(Alex) How's her
majesty taking it?

361
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,160
I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back.

362
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,320
That's what she said.

363
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,080
And we are.

364
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,840
It wasn't a collective you, it
was a singular you, i.e. me.

365
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,320
Sir, we may have something.

366
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,680
Jamie's been tracing
the video's origin.

367
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,080
I thought it was untraceable.

368
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,880
Technically yes,
but so I thought,

369
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,536
work with what we do
know, and that video?

370
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,800
Okay, before YouTube
compression it was 57.3 meg...

371
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,600
...algorithm, boring.

372
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:39,080
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16am,

373
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,920
so I ran a nationwide
trace back on uninterrupted

374
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,520
one way uploads at precisely
57.3 meg in the minutes

375
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,000
leading up to 3:16,

376
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,600
and the closest I can
get is a post code.

377
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,120
But it came from
somewhere in there.

378
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,800
Looks like a campus.

379
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,040
(Jamie) Yep, closed 2010
and it's been empty since.

380
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,360
And the latest i-sat on
this image on this area?

381
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,560
(Jamie) Three am flyover
shot from last night.

382
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,880
Looks like it had lights on.

383
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,760
We've got him.

384
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,600
We've got him.

385
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,136
Alert the local team,
we'll head out now,

386
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,600
full squad, I'll man it.

387
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,120
With helmet cam relay. We
can watch the operation.

388
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,120
Press office, okay Tom?

389
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,840
Yes!

390
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,040
Right, confident?

391
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,576
It's a bit of a kick
bollocks scramble

392
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,080
but with finessing,
it should be okay.

393
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,400
Well, finesse quickly, our
performer's on his way.

394
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,920
It's a new one for me,
obviously, because it's illegal.

395
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,560
I wouldn't normally, you know.

396
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,856
Have you seen any of my films?

397
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,400
No.

398
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,800
Well I'm pretty trad, bish,
bash, bosh, in and out.

399
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,400
Yep, well what'd I
put on the invoice?

400
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,640
That's what I'm wondering?

401
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,896
There won't be any invoicing.

402
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,080
Oi, oi, Rod.

403
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,680
Oi, oi. Saveloy...
all right...

404
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,136
You need to prep two statements
on the rescue operation,

405
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,160
good outcome, bad outcome.

406
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,520
The rescue operation?

407
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,560
The goon squad's heading
for some postcode

408
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,880
in Buckinghamshire.

409
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,040
HP8 4TD, it's a
college or something.

410
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,720
They should be there by now.

411
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,440
(keypad beeping)

412
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,360
(cell beep)

413
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:33,680
(zipper, camera click)

414
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,320
(cell beep)

415
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,520
Yeah, reduce the luminance
of the chroma key...

416
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,040
Agent Callett,
this is Mr. Flynn.

417
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,160
Aka Rod Senseless.

418
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,320
Stage name.

419
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,760
Yeah, well.

420
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,040
You need to get into this.

421
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,800
Is there a dressing
room I can use?

422
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,240
No.

423
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,960
Where's my co-star?

424
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,720
It'd be rude not to give her
a bit of a kiss beforehand.

425
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,720
Outside, in the truck.

426
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,080
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?

427
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,080
You also need to wear this.

428
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,960
On your head.

429
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,880
(Walker) Board's been prized
away, that's where they got in.

430
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,240
Okay.

431
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,440
Target identified.

432
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,080
- Commissioner.
- Thank you.

433
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,536
Saw Team Red, it's probably
a possible entry point.

434
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,280
Any orders, boss?

435
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,616
Continue reconnaissance and await
instructions before you proceed.

436
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,920
(newsreader) With the 4pm
deadline only three hours away,

437
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,200
time is running out
for the prime minister.

438
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,360
So how did the kidnapper
get close to the princess

439
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:47,440
who was making an unscheduled
visit to her friend's wedding?

440
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,240
Have they gone in yet?

441
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,880
Do you think I'd be
here if they had?

442
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,880
I've got statements
for either outcome.

443
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,720
Listen, the coverage
is very sympathetic.

444
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,896
I can't think
about coverage now.

445
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,200
No, of course.

446
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,400
But it's onside?

447
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,840
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

448
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,200
Every poll indicates
public understanding.

449
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,640
Disgust with the captor,

450
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,200
outraged at the whole
thing, but not at you.

451
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,280
The fact is, if
Walker's team fuck up,

452
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440
I'm not saying they
will, but if they do,

453
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:33,840
the public anticipates
non-compliance.

454
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,840
There'll be squawks
from the usuals,

455
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,080
but it's not England expects.

456
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,480
If he kills her, there's
no blood on your hands.

457
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,120
Bottom line.

458
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,400
With just hours to go
before the deadline,

459
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,640
time is running out for
the security services.

460
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,200
Joining us is actress Lydia
Galway, who attended...

461
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,240
(Martin) Thought this
story was coming from IB7.

462
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,360
(woman) It is, but we trimmed
the edit so it's coming direct.

463
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,320
Where do I know
Twinkle Toes from?

464
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,240
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.

465
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,320
This came for you,
left at reception.

466
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,480
Thanks, Jack.

467
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,440
Courier dropped it off.

468
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,080
(woman) 20 seconds
on the end, thanks.

469
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,920
Plug this in.

470
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,520
- Oh, Jesus!
- (gasps all around)

471
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:31,640
Shit.

472
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,000
Jesus.

473
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,680
Jack, call the police.

474
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,456
- (Jack) What me?
- (Martin) Please take it.

475
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,816
(woman) Get someone
to shoot that first.

476
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,240
(Martin) What the fuck is this?

477
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,560
(woman) "I gave you rules,
I said no cheating."

478
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,960
(Susanna screams)

479
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,160
(Martin) Ooh, urgh.

480
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,600
Some more breaking news
now, and a severed finger

481
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,160
thought to belong to
Princess Susannah,

482
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,480
has been delivered to UKN,

483
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,360
along with a video, apparently
showing the kidnapper

484
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,920
removing it from the Princess.

485
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,800
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard.

486
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,520
Fucking hell.

487
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,040
Oh, God, I can't watch this.

488
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,960
He's got to do what they want.

489
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,840
Yes, he fucking has.

490
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,816
(newsreader) ...accompanied by
a memory stick which contained

491
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,121
a statement accusing Downing
Street of attempting to break

492
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,480
rules laid down in the demands.

493
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,200
Well, this grim development

494
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,800
comes just hours before
the 4pm deadline out...

495
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,120
(mutes TV)

496
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,560
Jesus.

497
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,720
Unless I'm mistaken,

498
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,560
our mystery man specified
no visual trickery

499
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,560
in his original
demand didn't he?

500
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,400
I considered it nec...

501
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,040
Considered it necessary.

502
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,440
- ...to devise...
- Fucking hell!

503
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,200
Oi!

504
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120
- Mike?
- Don't.

505
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,800
It's nor...

506
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:08,440
One word and I swear I
will fucking... I'll get...

507
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,160
What did you do, Alex?

508
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,440
I had a back up plan.

509
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,840
Man prepared to do
it, and an FX company

510
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,480
that'd paint your head
onto his shoulders.

511
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,096
And you actually
thought that would work?

512
00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,440
I believed it worth considering.

513
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,800
Then you're a stupid bitch.

514
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,640
With your interests at heart.

515
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,240
Who knew about this?

516
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:41,280
A select few, it seems
some idiot at the studios

517
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,560
recognised our designated
performer, tweeted a photo,

518
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,320
and the online hive
mind did the maths.

519
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,200
It's not playing well.

520
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,680
With who?

521
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,200
With er... with anyone.

522
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,880
(man) A few hours ago,

523
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,736
public opinion was behind
Prime Minister Callow

524
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,440
with only 28 percent
of the public believing

525
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,880
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.

526
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,880
But in the wake of these images

527
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,080
and with the delivery of the
Princess's severed finger to UKN,

528
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,680
the mood is shifting.

529
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,120
(woman) It'll be humiliating,

530
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,960
but nothing compared
to her suffering.

531
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,640
(man) With the
appearance of the finger,

532
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,280
he's just got to do it.

533
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,360
(man 2) He has to do it,
what's the alternative?

534
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,136
(man 3) We can easily get
another Prime Minister,

535
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,600
but we can't live
without a princess.

536
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,200
Of course he should do it.

537
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,840
Well, if he doesn't
get her released,

538
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,480
you know, he's
finished isn't he?

539
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,800
(reporter) Online polls
suggest that 86 percent

540
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,040
of voters now believe
the demand should be met.

541
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,280
Damon Brown, UK.

542
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,160
When are Walker's team
hitting the college.

543
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,760
They need time to assess...

544
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,536
It's almost half two,
no more pissing around.

545
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,960
Julia's advising against it.

546
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,360
And I'm advising
for, they go in now.

547
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,800
They go in now.

548
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,120
♪ ♪

549
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,440
(dials phone)

550
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,160
(phone rings)

551
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,000
Where's my obit VT?

552
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,440
What would you say if I told
you I was standing near the

553
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,200
building where
Susannah's being held.

554
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,640
I'd say bullshit.

555
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,080
Then you'd be wrong.

556
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,480
Have you got a crew with you?

557
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,880
No, I'm not stupid.

558
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,320
Malaika? Hello?

559
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,280
♪ ♪

560
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,360
(Malaika) Are you getting this?

561
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,760
Yeah, we are.

562
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Stay back, don't put
yourself in any danger.

563
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,560
(Malaika) Still getting this?

564
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,800
Yeah, yeah, we are, just stay
safe Malaika, be careful.

565
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,880
If this doesn't work...

566
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,560
We need to...

567
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,880
God.

568
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,080
(Shouting)

569
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,760
(Soldier) Lie
down on the floor.

570
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,840
♪ ♪

571
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,080
Go!

572
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,360
Stand where you are!

573
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,720
Fuck.

574
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,920
It's a decoy, they must have
bounced the upload from here

575
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,960
with the proxy. They could
be anywhere. I'm sorry.

576
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,200
(Martin) Oh, Jesus.

577
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,880
They're looking right at her.

578
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,456
No, they can't see her,
there's this screen here.

579
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:14,696
(woman) Malaika, make
sure they can't...

580
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:19,920
Lay down! (Shouting)

581
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,680
Run, Malaika, run!

582
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,400
(Martin) Get out
of there, come on!

583
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,680
(soldier) Stay where you are!

584
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,000
(shouting)

585
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,840
(Gunfire)

586
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,480
Is it him? Have we got him?

587
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Jack! Where the fuck is Jack?

588
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,280
(Malaika groaning)

589
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,400
(Soldier) Down, down.

590
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,080
UKN, that's Malaika something
or other, she's from UKN.

591
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,240
- You're press?
- Yes.

592
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,360
(gun shot)

593
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,440
Ah... ah...

594
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,480
There goes your RTS award.

595
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,600
There must be something.

596
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,880
There's nothing there, Mike.

597
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,176
There'll be a clue,
some evidence.

598
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,520
We've done all we can.

599
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,416
You sent in a strike
team to rescue a manikin.

600
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,280
I'm sorry, Michael.

601
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,800
Oh, fuck off, Julian.

602
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,016
Michael, it's twenty past
three, we're out of time.

603
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,320
We're not out of time.

604
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,600
We're not out of time.

605
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,400
Oh...

606
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:35,920
It's not going to happen.

607
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:36,920
To the public...

608
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,480
Fuck the public.

609
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,376
To the public this would
be one man of, to be blunt,

610
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,320
questionable popularity,
putting personal embarrassment

611
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,616
over the life of a young girl.

612
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,920
He won't even
release her anyway,

613
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,520
she's probably already dead.

614
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,200
And if she isn't he'll kill
her and upload the video.

615
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,600
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.

616
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,320
The mood will border
on insurrection,

617
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,720
and you will be destroyed,
I guarantee you.

618
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,600
Utterly destroyed.

619
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,720
The polling bears that out.

620
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,840
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,

621
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,600
you'll be a despised individual.

622
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,960
The public, the Palace, and
the party insist on compliance.

623
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,360
Fuck the party.

624
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Refuse, and I've been
advised that we cannot

625
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,360
guarantee your physical safety.

626
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,640
Or that of your family.

627
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,840
But...

628
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,880
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.

629
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:47,960
I can't.

630
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,080
I'm sorry Michael,
it's out of your hands.

631
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,080
Let's take you live now to
the scene in Central London.

632
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,040
As we see, the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...

633
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,400
He's going to do it.

634
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,680
The world's bloody broken.

635
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:13,080
...now appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.

636
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,880
(dials phone)

637
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,520
(phone rings)

638
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,480
(hangs up)

639
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,560
(Alex) We've ratified the law,

640
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:49,880
after midnight it'll
be a criminal offence

641
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,160
to store any recording or
still images of the event.

642
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,280
They're doing an
announcement beforehand

643
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,880
to warn people
off even watching,

644
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,320
some sort of sonic tone
that causes nausea.

645
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,000
(newsreader) Of course, this
comes at a time when opinion

646
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,600
has very much hardened...

647
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,840
(newsreader) As the 4pm
deadline approaches,

648
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,680
the whole nation
is at a standstill

649
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,600
watching this extraordinary
situation play out.

650
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,080
And just to remind you,

651
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,080
this is now a story of
global significance.

652
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:29,080
(Tom) "Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery

653
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,840
in what was literally a
matter of life or death."

654
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,400
That's how it opens,

655
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,080
and then I think we should
move onto... okay, yep.

656
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,200
(Alex) Everything prepared?

657
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,640
(Mr Callett) Yes, ma'am.

658
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,080
- It's sedated?
- Injection, it's docile.

659
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,200
(Alex) It's time to go in now.

660
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,280
...an unprecedented nature.

661
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,880
(announcer) This is an
official announcement.

662
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,720
In a few minutes,
the Prime Minister

663
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,536
will perform an indecent
act on your screens.

664
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,360
(cheers)

665
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,080
This is in accordance with the
kidnapper's demand in the hope

666
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,560
that it will ensure the safe
release of Princess Susannah.

667
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,080
Recording or possessing
a copy of this broadcast

668
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,200
will become illegal at midnight.

669
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,760
All viewers are advised

670
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,920
to turn off their
televisions immediately.

671
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,800
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.

672
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,760
(High Pitched Tone)

673
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,320
We're complying with all
the stipulated rules,

674
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,360
so you'll have to keep going.

675
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,320
You'll have to see it
through to the end.

676
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,960
We've placed visual
aids in your eye line

677
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,960
which might help if
you... get into trouble.

678
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,160
A suggestion we're getting
from psychologists is

679
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,760
that you should take
as long as you need.

680
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,760
To rush might be misinterpreted
as eagerness or even enjoyment.

681
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,360
It's just a skeleton
crew inside.

682
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,720
Closed set.

683
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,800
(Pig Snorting)

684
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:46,120
(Man) He might do it
anyway! There he is...

685
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,280
(cheers)

686
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,880
I trust this will bring
about the safe return

687
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,560
of Princess Susannah.

688
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,080
I...

689
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,720
I love my wife.

690
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,840
Aah.

691
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,520
May God forgive me.

692
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,040
(laughing)

693
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,840
(Man) Urgh.

694
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:50,840
♪ ♪

695
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,080
(no audible dialogue)

696
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,640
Jesus.

697
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,040
Poor bastard.

698
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,000
No.

699
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,560
But it's been on
for nearly an hour.

700
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,560
It's history, this.

701
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,000
(vomiting)

702
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,960
(phone rings)

703
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,120
(Walker) She's back, ma'am.
We've got her, Susannah.

704
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,840
They released her?

705
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,200
Yeah, stumbling about in the
middle of the city, sedated,

706
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,440
she can't remember anything,
but she's unharmed.

707
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,720
But her finger?

708
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,840
Not hers, the DNA
shows it's male.

709
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,480
What?

710
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,040
There is one other thing
ma'am, there's a CCTV grab

711
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,400
of her from half three,
it seems he let her go

712
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,520
30 minutes before it happened.

713
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,880
Why?

714
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,240
My guess, he knew
everyone would be

715
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,640
elsewhere, watching screens.

716
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,960
So it's a statement.

717
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,520
Ma'am?

718
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,800
That's what this was all
about, about making a point.

719
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,800
Should we...

720
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,840
Lose that page of the report.

721
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,080
No-one sees it,
especially the PM.

722
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,120
Of course.

723
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,000
Good news, Michael,
you saved her.

724
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,720
Susanne is alive and well.

725
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,520
(phone rings)

726
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,280
(drops phone)

727
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400
(phone rings)

728
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,800
♪ ♪

729
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,640
On the one year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,

730
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,280
an apparently unconcerned
Michael Callow

731
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,600
put in an assured performance
at a public appearance today

732
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,200
accompanied by his wife Jane.

733
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,440
Here I go! Okay.

734
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,440
Oh! Aah!

735
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,200
The other central figure in
last year's events was also

736
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,720
before the camera

737
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,680
at last night's Children
Of Valour awards.

738
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,320
Princess Susannah made her
first public appearance

739
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,800
since announcing her pregnancy.

740
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,520
It was one year ago today

741
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,720
that the former Turner
Prize- winning artist

742
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,800
Carlton Bloom coerced
the Prime Minister

743
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:03,840
into committing an indecent act
with the audacious kidnapping.

744
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,000
As the anniversary arrived
one art critic has caused

745
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,640
controversy by describing it
as the first great artwork

746
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,440
of the 21st century.

747
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,160
But while cultural commentators
debate its significance,

748
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,320
there's no denying that
with a global audience

749
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,840
of 1.3 billion,

750
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,920
it was an event in which
we all participated.

751
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,480
However, the incident
failed to destroy

752
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,120
a Prime Minister who currently
holds an approval rating

753
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,880
three points higher than
this time last year.

754
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,040
Damon Brown, UKN.

755
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,040
Jane?

756
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,440
Jane please?

757
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:46,880
♪ ♪

758
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,360
♪ ♪