1 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,460 There you go. That's been flushed, cut, cured. 2 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,140 It's ready to smoke, that. 3 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:53,340 How much you got? Shitloads of the stuff. 4 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:56,180 Unit's full to bursting. We're harvesting it all now. 5 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:58,220 Here you are. Got you a sample there. 6 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,700 Do I look like a man who smokes weed? 7 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:05,580 I dunno. What does a man who smokes weed look like? You. 8 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,260 Last time I smoked a joint, 9 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:15,100 I was wearing short trousers. Yeah? 10 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:16,620 Summer, was it? Eh? 11 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,900 Sunny day? 12 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:28,860 Yeah? 13 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,420 Go easy on it, though, cos it's strong. 14 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:37,500 I'm fine. Smashed out of my head, know what I mean? 15 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,380 Sell it. 16 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:45,140 Sell it? All of it. 17 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:48,700 No, I can't sell... Cos I'm a local weed dealer. 18 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,420 I only know a few people. 19 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:56,100 I invested. 20 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:59,140 Now I need a return. 21 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,180 All right. 22 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,860 Are you all right? 23 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:13,380 You're gonna have to ride it out, man. 24 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,980 10, 20 minutes. 25 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,580 You need, like, a cold surface. 26 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:26,180 And, like, a Crunchie or a... 27 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:32,460 # The best things in life are free... # 28 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,260 What you doing this weekend? Going to that festival. Chillfest. 29 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:38,420 Who's playing? No idea. I'm just going to get slaughtered in a field. 30 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,540 A festival? A festival. 31 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,820 A festival? A festival, yeah. As in? 32 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,500 As in a festival, you bell ends. 33 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,980 Are you out of your mind? Just think about it. It's the perfect solution. 34 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:52,180 We've got a shitload of weed to get rid of here. 35 00:02:52,220 --> 00:02:54,780 What's better than a field literally full of pot-heads? 36 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:58,180 We don't have a field. Or any bands. Or any toilets. 37 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,740 We'll get a field, we'll get a band and we'll... 38 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:02,780 get some toilets. 39 00:03:02,820 --> 00:03:05,900 I think that's a great idea. I love getting twatted in a field. 40 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:10,180 What are you doing? Well, that's me, raving. 41 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:11,900 Is that how you rave? 42 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:13,940 Jesus, it looks like 43 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:16,980 Wait. There's an easier way. 44 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:19,620 Yeah? Being? B-B-Budapest. 45 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:22,660 Fucking Budapest? 46 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:25,420 M-Massive weed shortage. They can't get their hands on it. 47 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,740 Who's told you that? My chiropodist, Kelvin. 48 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:31,220 Fucking mind boggles. Fuck me gently. 49 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,460 I've got it. The bloke with the jowls. 50 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,660 The fat... The fat face jowls. Remember? 51 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:43,020 He's got a lock-up, six doors down from the weed grow. Welsh lad, yes? 52 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:44,580 Yes. 53 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,460 Got it. 54 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:49,060 We were waiting for you lot one day and this guy pulls up. 55 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:51,580 Personalised reg, gold on every finger and he says... 56 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:54,780 Are you lost? Can I help? 57 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,740 I mean, he is fucking full of it. 58 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:58,980 Right fucking show-off. What's his name? 59 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,620 Styles.Styles. That's it, because he says... 60 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:04,500 Styles by name. Styles by nature. 61 00:04:04,540 --> 00:04:06,820 Bell end. You're not wrong, yeah. 62 00:04:06,860 --> 00:04:09,860 Anyway, he's bragging about his business, tells us he's into... 63 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,740 Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays. 64 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,900 Where there's nosh, there's dosh. 65 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:18,940 Started out in Eisteddfods, but I outgrew Wales. 66 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,900 He shows us inside. We're talking beer tents, 67 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:25,740 beer pumps, the works. It were impressive. Took a shine to Erin. 68 00:04:25,780 --> 00:04:27,460 And what's your name? 69 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,980 Erin. 70 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:31,460 Beautiful name. 71 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,780 Comes from the word Eros, meaning love. 72 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:36,060 Does it? You're a lucky man, Tommo. 73 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,300 You've got a beautiful woman. 74 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:41,420 Well, unless, this is... 75 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:43,180 No, no, no neither of them, actually. 76 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:44,900 Most I've had's a drunken lick. 77 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:46,580 Er, not with me, you haven't. 78 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,260 Yeah, I don't remember that. 79 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,940 To be honest, I don't know why I said that. I was showing off. 80 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,020 Oh, well this is perfect, then, innit? 81 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,660 Rip this knob head off. That's half the festival sorted. 82 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,420 Yeah. He absolutely deserves it. 83 00:04:57,460 --> 00:05:02,100 Yes, yes. Yes, but, there's er one tiny little problem. 84 00:05:02,140 --> 00:05:03,860 Have a gander. Eagle eyes. 85 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,580 You wanna get this. 86 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:09,100 Anyone breaks in, sends a message straight to your iPhone. Look. 87 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,420 Nine, nine, nine. Dibble coming running. 88 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,140 I know. 89 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,180 There we have it. We need his phone firmly turned off. 90 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:21,460 We need him very... very... distracted. 91 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:25,580 Nah, you... you are kidding me. 92 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:29,980 No, she's not doing that. Dylan, I can speak for myself. 93 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,780 All right, I'll do it. 94 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:35,260 But I'm not doing anything until you've got a venue. 95 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,260 A festival? Here? 96 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:41,380 Yeah. Fucking Tilly and Tarquin. 97 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:43,900 Fucking bank of mum and dad. 98 00:05:43,940 --> 00:05:46,700 Never done a proper day's work in their lives. 99 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:50,980 With their oversized sunglasses and their fucking designer wellies! 100 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,700 "Oh, let's bring down the government. 101 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:56,100 Let all the immigrants in. 102 00:05:57,380 --> 00:06:00,300 Why can't we all live in peace and harmony?~ 103 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,020 Because we fucking can't! 104 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:05,020 And no amount of flowers 105 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,420 that you put in your fucking, middle-class, henna'd, fucking hair 106 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,420 is gonna change that! 107 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:13,500 "Would anybody like a disco biscuit?" 108 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,660 FUCK OFF! 109 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:30,740 Ta-da. Flatbed truck. JCB. 110 00:06:30,780 --> 00:06:33,340 You're a legend, man. Where've you got these from, you? 111 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:35,980 My mate, Demolition Dave. Does he work in demolition? 112 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,900 Yeah. And his name's Dave. 113 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,580 Listen, we need to get down there. 114 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:43,220 As soon as we get the call from Erin, it's on, all right? Grand, yeah. 115 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:45,660 Cardi, come here. 116 00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:49,700 Do you know what you're doing? 117 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,740 Yeah, circle the block, eyes and ears. 118 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:53,540 That's right. What else? 119 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:57,100 Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost. 120 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,860 Don't put it in turbo boost. 121 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,660 Cardi, if you see anyone, you call me. 122 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,380 Yeah. Fucking hell. 123 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:07,380 Erin. Hi. 124 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:09,940 Angel. Oh! 125 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:13,580 Even more stunning than I remember. Aw, Stef. 126 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:15,340 You're looking good. 127 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:17,620 This old thing? 128 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,660 So, here we are. 129 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:24,020 The owner is a very close personal friend of mine. 130 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,140 He'll look after us this evening. 131 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:28,100 I know. Come in. Come in. Come inside. 132 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,900 Oh, a gentleman. 133 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:34,260 Right, this could be her, this. 134 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:36,940 Hello? 'Vin, it's Vanessa.' 135 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:39,660 Oh! I-I-I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa. 136 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,540 I'll have to call you back in a bit. It's a bad reception, love. 137 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:45,660 Who's that? It's my dad's girlfriend. 138 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:49,820 Enabler... whatever you wanna call her. she'll be after money. 139 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,340 To wonderful company. Iechyd da. 140 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,740 Cheers? Cheers. 141 00:07:58,420 --> 00:08:00,620 Ooh. Oh, that's like... 142 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:03,580 like bathing your tongue in the juices of a Princess. 143 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:08,180 Metaphorical. 144 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,220 Yeah. Course. 145 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:14,300 Now, I'm gonna turn this off. 146 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:19,020 I don't know about you, Stef, but I hate phones being on in restaurants. 147 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:22,260 My sentiments exactly. 148 00:08:22,300 --> 00:08:24,660 I just think it's really important for us to... 149 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,660 stay in the zone, you know, 150 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,780 not be distracted. 151 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,620 Mine's already off, my dear. 152 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:38,900 OK. Cheers. 153 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,620 Cheers. 154 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:52,180 Right, get going. But whatever you do, don't hang about. Right. Bye. 155 00:08:55,540 --> 00:08:59,700 # Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town? 156 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:07,500 What the fuck are these three... three tanks? 157 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:09,980 Why's he got three tanks? Did you mean 6B? 158 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,900 Cos this is six. 6B's next door. Could be. 159 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,780 How the fuck can you not remember, man? 160 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:16,220 Why the fuck would I remember? Get that out of me face. 161 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:19,980 6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7. Shit. 162 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:22,180 Fuck off, Vanessa. 163 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,940 Right. Oi. Oi! 164 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,660 Go and get your JCB. Smash through that wall. Through that wall? 165 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,780 # This town # Town... # 166 00:09:30,940 --> 00:09:32,780 Ah, fuck! 167 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:40,380 Come quick. There's a m-m-man with a m-m-m... 168 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,900 Machete? No, no, a m-m-m... 169 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,860 Machine gun? No, a m-m-m... 170 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,100 s-s-snake! 171 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,160 Cardi? 'C-C-Cops. You have to hurry. 172 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,920 Where the fuck...? Where are they? 173 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,280 I'm leading 'em away. I told 'em I'd seen a snake man. 174 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,040 'What do you mean, a snake man?' A man with a snake. Hurry up. 175 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,600 Fucking snake man. Do you know what I mean? 176 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:12,160 What's he doing, him? Oi. oi. Oi! 177 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,760 What the fuck are you doing? Does it look like I'm fucking stalling? 178 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,040 Yeah, it looks like you're having it caj, dude. 179 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,760 Sparking fags. What do you think it is? Miami Vice? 180 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,840 Get the fuck off. What are you supposed to be? 181 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,920 Decoration? Come the fuck on. 182 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,520 Ohh! Oh, yes. 183 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:31,640 Oh, Erin. 184 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,960 Oh. 185 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,120 Oh. Oh! 186 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,200 Oh, shit! 187 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,560 Oh, please don't be broken. 188 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,400 Fuck! 189 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,440 Shit. 190 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:47,000 Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! 191 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,160 Just here. He was down here. 192 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,960 The snake man. He's down there. What shall we do him for? 193 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,880 Anything you like. 194 00:10:56,920 --> 00:11:00,040 Woah. Woah. What you doing that for? 195 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,720 Go on, JJ. 196 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,920 Fuck. 197 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,120 Are you all right? Yeah. 198 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,160 Thank fuck for that.. 199 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,080 Oh, shit. 200 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,720 All right, boys. 201 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,120 Let's steal some stuff. Ugh! 202 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,640 Hey! I'm being robbed. Bloody robbed. 203 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:33,240 You're joking. No, I'm not. 204 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,480 Police! 205 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,880 Look, yes, I'm being robbed. Right this minute. 206 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,080 I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in my premises and they're robbing me. 207 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,000 Shit. Stefan. 208 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,440 Stefan. 209 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,120 No, not Steve. Stefan. It's Welsh. 210 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,800 Just hurry the fuck up. Just grab anything you can. 211 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,560 We should go, we've got enough. 212 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,560 Can I have this? What do you want that for? 213 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,160 I really like it. Just take it. Fuck. 214 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:02,840 Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ. 215 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,600 Erin. 216 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,160 He knows. Vin, he knows. 217 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,040 He's calling the police. 218 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,160 All right. All right. We need to leave right now. 219 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,600 We need to leave. JJ, Come on! Come on! 220 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,840 In the JCB! 221 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,560 Come on. We need to go now, boys. 222 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,480 Bloody hell! Jesus! 223 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,760 I don't know why your nicking me when there's a snake man on t'loose. 224 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,960 Jesus Christ! 225 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,360 It's about as comfy as a Ryanair flight, this is. 226 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,000 Fucking... Slow down! 227 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,400 Fuck! No, no, no! 228 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,760 Dude, you really want that then, don't you. 229 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,400 It reminds me of happier times. Fuck... me! 230 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,600 Erin. Want a lift? Nah, you're all right, ta. 231 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,280 He's still cut up, you know - Jake. Yeah, I know. 232 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,360 I can't chat, I've got to- Erin! My Goddess, wait! 233 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,520 Shit! Can you take me home. 234 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,960 Yeah, yeah. 235 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,920 Vanessa. Look, whatever it is, I don't care. I don't give a shit. 236 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,360 'It's your dad Vin.' I don't care, Vanessa! 237 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,080 For fuck's sake. 238 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,120 Dude, will you slow the fuck down? 239 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:23,200 The pigs won't be far behind! 240 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,280 Oh, shit! That's not good. No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 241 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,720 Bollocks! 242 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,840 Don't you fucking dare. 243 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,720 Agh! 244 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,360 Shit! Oh, my God. 245 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,360 Shit. Shit. 246 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,240 Right, will you stop gawping, Ash, put your fucking foot down! 247 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,120 For fuck's sake. 248 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,800 What? 249 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,000 'It, it's your dad, Vin. 250 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,560 I think he's killed himself. I told him it were over, but he wouldn't have it. 251 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,920 He kept turning up at my house, making threats, 252 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,960 and then tonight he calls me and tells me he's gonna kill himself. 253 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,280 And then he hangs up and I've called and called but there's no reply. 254 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,080 What if he's...?' 255 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,240 D-Dad? 256 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,200 Dad? 257 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,680 Dad? 258 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,160 It's all right. Come here. Oh, Vinnie. 259 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,560 I still love her. 260 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,280 It's All right. Sshh. 261 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,600 It's all right. It's all right. 262 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:51,960 Are you OK? Just call the police. 263 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,800 Wh-Wh-What? 264 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,960 Sugar just call the police. 265 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,880 One wallet. 266 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,520 One boiled egg. Cracked. 267 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:16,120 One 50%-off voucher for Pitta Patter kebab shop. 268 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,200 One troll. 269 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,920 And erm three choco bars. 270 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,960 All correct? 271 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,840 D-D-Didn't I have a D-Double D-Decker? 272 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,840 No. 273 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,600 Fucking arseholes! 274 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,040 See you later. 275 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,440 New car, Vincent? Very retro. 276 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,400 All I could get last minute. 277 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,080 What are you wearing, man? 278 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,480 What? That get up. 279 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,240 It's what I wear at home. You're not at home. You're in t'bloody woods? 280 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,200 Yeah, well, you said it was an emergency. 281 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,680 It's not so urgent, you couldn't put some pants on. 282 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,080 I've got some pants on. Have you fuck. 283 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,040 Is that a rabbit? Yeah. 284 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,600 Aw, look at him. Hello. 285 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,520 He's lovely. Never mind the rabbit. 286 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,360 Have you got boxers on under there? Course I've got boxers on. 287 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,760 Well, show me, then. 288 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,800 All right. 289 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,160 You.. Fuck me. 290 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,080 'Ey, no. 'Ey! 291 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,320 Look at that. Commando in the woods is how we're meant to live, Vincent. 292 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,760 It's tiny. You should be ashamed of yourself. 293 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,360 He's in a bad way, Vin. 294 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,080 His liver's dangerously enlarged, his heart beat's way up, 295 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,800 his blood pressure's low. 296 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,800 If he keeps drinking, he's... 297 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,800 Well, he'll be dead in a few days. 298 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,560 Fuck! 299 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:53,160 Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing himself. He has to drink every day. 300 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,280 It's the only way he can cope. He's an addict. 301 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,040 Well, rehab clinic? 302 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,360 They're expensive. How much will that cost? 303 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,080 07 There's a pretty good facility quite near here. 304 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,160 I know the woman who runs it. 305 00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,840 Melanie. 306 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,600 Fucking incredible. VINNIE 307 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,880 Oh, now, fuck... Now, no... What? 308 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,600 No, man. What? 309 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,640 Not cool, you can't just segue 310 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,680 off my dad dying on to Melanie's incredible fucking blow jobs. 311 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:27,040 Dinner parties. That's not. Now, that- 312 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,360 Chris-She gives incredible dinner parties'. 313 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,760 No-one does that. Who does that at a dinner party? 314 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,400 Do you want me to call her or not? Yes, I fucking do. 315 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:39,080 He picked me up outside the Wood Street restaurant, about half-ten. 316 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,000 He said he was passing. 317 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,880 I thought it was a bit weird. 318 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,600 Anyway, I got in. 319 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,640 Who were you at the restaurant with? 320 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,880 Er, he's a businessman. Like, a work thing. 321 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,840 Who? 322 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,560 Which businessman? 323 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,040 Well, that's irrelevant, innit? 324 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,080 OK, so you got into Arron's car. 325 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,040 And... tell me what happened? 326 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,360 He started to drive and he said... 327 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,360 So, how does it feel to be a free agent? 328 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,440 Or is there someone else on the scene? 329 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,960 No. No-one else. 330 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,200 Just didn't work out, me and Jake. 331 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240 I know he can be a bit uptight. 332 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,400 Or was it the sex? 333 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,400 Please tell me he was terrible in bed. 334 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,120 I didn't wanna talk about Jake. 335 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,600 And I certainly didn't wanna talk about sex with him, 336 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,520 but he just kept going on, and on. 337 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,560 Not in an aggressive way, but, like, he was sort of enjoying it. 338 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,520 Anyway I had enough and I said... 339 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,480 You know what? I can... I can walk from here. 340 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,520 Oh no, no. Don't worry. I can take you home. 341 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,800 Or we could go out for a drink, if you like. 342 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,840 Er, home, please. 343 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,520 It's quite late. Let's go home. 344 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,880 And then he goes quiet. 345 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,880 And he was going faster and faster and faster... 346 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,760 Aaron. 347 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,840 Aaron, slow down. 348 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,520 Aaron. One drink, Erin. One drink. 349 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,360 You're gonna kill us. Please! Who cares? 350 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,880 Me? I've got a son! Slow down! Now! 351 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,520 One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down. 352 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,200 Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink! 353 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,200 Shit! 354 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:32,000 - Kiss me. - Fuck off. 355 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,040 Come on, one kiss. You'll like it. Get off. 356 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,880 I'm better than Jake. Get your hand off! Get off. 357 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,600 What is it with you? Get off! 358 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,560 Aaron! Screwed goody two shoes. What? 359 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,240 What's so special about him? I'm the real deal, Erin. 360 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:45,640 I'm better than him Erin. Get off. Get off me now. 361 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,800 OK, listen, we'll go and speak with him straight away. 362 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,000 That's a serious assault. 363 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,480 I just kept thinking about my son. 364 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,200 What would happen to Tyler... 365 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,560 Yeah, I understand. 366 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,720 Would you like us to arrange a visit from Victim Support? 367 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,440 No. 368 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,320 'Ey. How's your Ronnie doing? 369 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,680 Is he still in prison? 370 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,400 Theft, GBH. 371 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,720 He's a lovely lad, isn't he, Erin? 372 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,120 # I still remember all the good times 373 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,920 # Long days 374 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,040 # Filled with sunshine 375 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,360 # And just a little bit of rain 376 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,280 # Mm... 377 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,400 Melanie. Russell. 378 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:17,360 # If you should look back 379 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:24,320 # Try to forget all the bad times 380 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:31,320 # The lonely blue and sad times 381 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:39,280 # Just a little bit of rain.. # 382 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,600 Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah. 383 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,840 # Just a little bit of rain 384 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,360 # Just a little bit of rain 385 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:29,760 # Just a little bit of rain # 386 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,520 He never sleeps. 387 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,080 Fuck me. Never gets any rest at all. 388 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,040 He's always puking. 389 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,400 Or pissing himself. 390 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:55,040 Then he gets frustrated and angry. 391 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,960 Rants to himself. 392 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,600 Then smashes things up in the house, like fucking bottles and that. 393 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,640 TV might go over. 394 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,560 He never does anything too drastic, though, like, he never.. 395 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,640 It's like even when he's fucking out of his mind, 396 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,520 there's this small part of him that thinks... 397 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,200 ..."I can't put a window through." You know, summat like that. 398 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,800 "Can't put a window through, I'll have to get a fucking guy to come round." 399 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,280 "Spend money that I haven't got." 400 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,640 "He's gonna see the state of my house." 401 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,720 I really miss my dad. 402 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,520 Come here. Come on. 403 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,280 Are you all right? Yeah. 404 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,960 What? Sorry. 405 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,080 Are you all right? Ow! Jesus! 406 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,920 Aargh. 407 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,680 You burn your arse? Yeah. 408 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,920 # Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 409 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,360 # Little Boxes, little boxes 410 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,480 # Little boxes all the same 411 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,880 There's a green one, then a pink one 412 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,920 # And a blue one and a yellow one 413 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,880 # And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 414 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,640 # And they all look just the same. 415 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,960 # And they all play on the golf course 416 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,960 # And drink their martini dry 417 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,440 # And they all have pretty children 418 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,920 # And the children go to school 419 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,320 # And the children go to summer camp 420 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,160 # And then to the university 421 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,880 # And they all get put in boxes 422 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,440 # And they all come out the same # 423 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:23,200 He says you attacked him. He's chatting shit. 424 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,000 He says you were drunk, legless, and you came onto him. 425 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,360 When he rebuffed you, you got aggressive. 426 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,200 What, and you believe him, do you? 427 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,480 Give us the name of the man in the restaurant. 428 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,600 For fuck sake, I can't, I can't. Why not? 429 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,280 Because I can't. 430 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,440 Without evidence, it's just your word against Aaron's. 431 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,120 All right, fine. 432 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:46,800 Nice... middle class boy versus... 433 00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,000 you. 434 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,200 Why don't you go and bum a fucking dog, Carl? 435 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:58,720 Go on. Go and bum a dog. 436 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,320 Get out. Get out of my house, right now. 437 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,760 Go on. That's probably everything, then. 438 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,740 # Since you've been gone 439 00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,580 # Since you've been gone 440 00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:17,060 # I'm out of my head, can't take it... 441 00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,140 Hmm. 442 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,940 # Oh, oh, oh... Oh, fucking hell. He's shit, isn't he? 443 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:24,940 Yeah, I know. He's delusional. 444 00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:28,140 They're a bunch of fat dads. But he says that if we give him a good slot 445 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,460 he'll pay for the stage, lights, and mixing desk. 446 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,780 Fuck it, he's in, then. Have we got any GOOD bands? 447 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:36,220 A couple of local bands, glad of the exposure, a few of '90s bands. 448 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:38,820 And Mark Owen from Take That offered, 449 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:41,340 but I said we weren't that desperate. 450 00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:43,580 Who else? 451 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:47,540 Well... only Europe's leading DJ. Who's that? 452 00:27:48,620 --> 00:27:50,500 Dead Moose. 453 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:52,780 Bloody brilliant, that. Who's made that? Erin. 454 00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:55,900 Where is she? I haven't seen her for days. She's not answering her phone. 455 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:59,220 How hard can it be? Drop a few tunes, mix 'em together. 456 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,980 What's going on here? What the...? 457 00:28:02,060 --> 00:28:04,140 Well, wouldn't you like to know? 458 00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,940 Get the fuck out of my house. 459 00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:08,940 I would like to know, because I see a lot of coming and going 460 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,820 and I know you're up to something. 461 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:12,980 Oh, well you know what they say. 462 00:28:13,020 --> 00:28:15,900 Nosey shot the crow. 463 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:18,100 No-one says that. 464 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:20,180 What? Course they do. 465 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:23,180 Have you ever heard that? No, never heard that. 466 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:24,940 Course you have! Fucking... 467 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:27,260 Nosey shot the crow. 468 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,220 Fucking, you know, don't be... 469 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:32,740 Don't be sticking that, your nose, where it doesn't belong. 470 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,580 It makes no sense. If Nosey's sticking his beak in, 471 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:37,180 why does he shoot the crow? 472 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,460 What's the crow done and how's that punishment? 473 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,340 The crow that's come off worse. He's got a point, Jim. 474 00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:45,860 That is... It's just a fucking... you know... 475 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:47,660 a proverb, a fucking... 476 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,780 Softly, softly, catchy monkey. 477 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:52,700 Yeah, and who the fuck goes around catching monkeys? 478 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,740 Those little buggers shift fast. 479 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:57,580 It doesn't matter how softly you go, you wanna catch a monkey, 480 00:28:57,620 --> 00:29:00,300 you need a bag of peanuts and even then there's no guarantee. 481 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,420 Thank God we sorted it in the end, though, eh? 482 00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:04,100 Piss off, will you? 483 00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:06,340 I will, but I'll leave you with this. 484 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:13,020 Clause 7C, section 14 of the public events act, 1973. 485 00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:16,620 Permission must be sought and agreed 486 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,780 by any neighbour within a two-mile radius. 487 00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,340 And for you, that's me. 488 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,500 Have that, Nosey. 489 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,260 Crow's fighting back. 490 00:29:29,420 --> 00:29:31,140 You blonde prick! 491 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,180 Polish arsehole! 492 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,340 Fuck off! 493 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:38,380 That's a problem. 494 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,020 Erin. Erin. 495 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:43,780 Erin, Erin, Erin. 496 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,700 Erin. 497 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:50,180 What's all this? 498 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,740 What's all what? This. This. This... 499 00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,340 Oh, yeah, I get it. You can you see my aura? 500 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,700 No, but I can see your hippie beads, and what is that on your neck? 501 00:29:58,740 --> 00:30:00,940 Yeah, check it out, man. You know what that is? 502 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,900 Buddha the God of wonder. 503 00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:05,060 Why have you got it? Right, the er... 504 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:08,460 Ronald Horatio Croft that you used to exist... Yeah? 505 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,580 Born again. 506 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:13,860 OK, I've been converted. 507 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:16,020 I've seen the light, Erin. 508 00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:18,140 Which means I'm three things. What? 509 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,540 I'm peace. I'm love, 510 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:22,780 and I'm fucking understanding, Erin. 511 00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:25,340 Well... So, it doesn't matter, 512 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:28,300 that the, the, like, like, my, my, my cell mate, you know. 513 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:33,260 Who's fffffucking irritating, and he's, he is, you know. 514 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,780 He scratches his arsehole just raw. 515 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,780 Not even through pants, with his fingers direct. 516 00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:42,140 He pisses about with all the liquorice bits in between his toes. 517 00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:45,180 Fucking hell, it's disgusting. It's fucking disgusting, Erin. 518 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,900 But it don't matter cos of how I am these days. 519 00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:52,580 All right? Nothing can, kind of, penetrate my inner zen. 520 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:57,020 And all I say is that that is Jah Rastafari. 521 00:30:57,060 --> 00:31:00,180 Yeah. I get it, it's a ploy. 522 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,300 What's a ploy? To get out early. I get it. 523 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:05,420 A ploy? Yeah.Wow. Can you believe that? 524 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,660 Who are you talking to? Erin, do you know what? 525 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:10,300 I've already set my foot. 526 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,700 Oh, my God. On the road to Domestos. 527 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,380 Oh, Damascas. Erin, I've genuinely opened up a new leaf. 528 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:17,140 Why do you always get it wrong? 529 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:20,780 It's turned over. Turned over a new leaf, whatever, der, der, der, der. 530 00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:23,300 But do you know what I'm a bit like at the minute? 531 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,540 What? I'm a little bit like a bald John Lennon. 532 00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:29,140 Right. I'm out there, just searching, pow, 533 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,220 searching for my Yoko. 534 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:33,500 OK? 535 00:31:33,540 --> 00:31:35,500 I'm not saying actually Yoko, you know, 536 00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:37,580 cos, like, she was a bit weird, wasn't she? 537 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,460 Not in like a racist way, or anything like that, but like... 538 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:44,260 Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde, I don't know. 539 00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:47,300 Jah Rastafari to that, sir. 540 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:51,540 Anyway... how are you? Come on. Come on. 541 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,420 Anyway... 542 00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,140 Do you remember in school? 543 00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:00,100 When I got locked in the bogs with Mark Carver? Hm. 544 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:02,180 He tried to feel... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 545 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,860 I just fucking battered him straight into the sink. 546 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,260 But, well, the old me, that was the old me, man. 547 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,020 That was so aggressive. You said, 548 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,580 if anything happened like that again, I need to tell you. 549 00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:13,820 Yeah? 550 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,780 Oh, you fuck... 551 00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:19,460 Do you know what we're gonna have to do? What? 552 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:22,580 Let's bless their soul. 553 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:24,300 Join me and gain redemption. 554 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:28,460 Ommm... 555 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,140 Ronnie> 556 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:32,300 Ronnie? Ommm... 557 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:34,580 Ronnie, what are you doing? It's like Buddhism. 558 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,220 Ronnie, please stop omming. Stop it. 559 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:41,660 Erin, if I don't omm, I'll do... I'll do summat else. Or omm with me. 560 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,980 You are embarrassing me. Ommmm... Stop. 561 00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:46,340 Everyone's looking. People are looking now. 562 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:49,620 Stop it. You know what, forget it? I think you're right to be honest. 563 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:51,980 It does get you a little bit. People are looking you. 564 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:54,820 You don't even care, do you? Fuck, the Monks do it for ages, man. 565 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:56,940 They sit at the top of a mountain saying, omm. 566 00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:58,980 Fuck's sake. They look cool, when they do it. 567 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,780 No, they don't. You certainly don't. 568 00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:02,860 Turn round 569 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:13,220 Remember? If it squeals we gag it? 570 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,060 If it fights, we bag it. 571 00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,060 You been working on that little rhyme? 572 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:18,980 No, actually, I just came up with it. 573 00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,380 Why have you taken your balaclava off to talk? 574 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:23,220 I like you to see my face. 575 00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:26,220 Does that not defeat the purpose of wearing it in the first place? 576 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:28,980 Let's just get on with it, shall we? Fucking hell. 577 00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:35,740 Where is the little bastard? Probably asleep. 578 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:40,220 Interestingly, they have very similar sleep cycle to humans, pigs. 579 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,740 You know when you start a sentence "interestingly", 580 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,620 it's important to honour that promise. 581 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,500 Shit, Shirley! Fuck. 582 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:52,900 You said he wasn't home! Fucking Jesus Christ. 583 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:55,540 What the fuck...? Hang on. 584 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,020 He's sleep walking. Oh, my heart stopped. 585 00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:00,900 Jesus Christ, that's taken years off me, that has, years. 586 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:03,260 Who fucking sleepwalks? Don't shine it on him. 587 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:06,580 It's very common, actually. Some people sleep eat, sleep drive. 588 00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:09,980 And in my experience, even furiously sleep masturbate. 589 00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,540 Fucking hell. Right, lads. 590 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:26,660 It's not in here, lads. 591 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:30,100 Oh... What's this? 592 00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:37,060 He has it in bed with him? Each to their own. You grab it. 593 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,700 You grab it. JJ? 594 00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:42,380 Go on grab it. Oh, Christ's sake. 595 00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,940 Come on, JJ. 596 00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:45,860 Here, piggy, piggy. 597 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,580 Ahh! 598 00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,740 Fucking hell. 599 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,860 Ahh! JJ? 600 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:10,460 Well, you try fucking holding a wriggling pig. 601 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,500 # MINA: Una Zebra A Pois 602 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:22,460 # Una zebra 603 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:27,180 # A pois # 604 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:30,220 Here we go! 605 00:35:30,260 --> 00:35:33,020 He does talk. He doesn't.He does. 606 00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:35,500 - Watch him. - Give me a biscuit. 607 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:38,020 That was you. No, it was him. It was you. 608 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,980 Can I ask you a question, man to man? 609 00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:50,420 Your mum... I don't know. 610 00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:53,660 She just doesn't seem herself. 611 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:56,460 It's ever since the police came. 612 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,340 The Police? 613 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:02,260 They came one day. And Sugar said it was about a bad man. 614 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,260 A bad man. 615 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:07,540 Do you know who the bad man was? 616 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:09,180 No. 617 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,900 But mum knows because she had to tell them all about him. 618 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:16,260 All right. Give me a love. 619 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,900 You go and put your bag upstairs. 620 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,460 Hi, Auntie Sugar! I thought you were having him all day. 621 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:25,340 I'm sorry. My dad's gone AWOL from rehab. 622 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:28,420 I'm gonna have to look for him. I've got to nick a car and everything. 623 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:30,580 I'll come with you. You stay here with Tyler. 624 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,220 Tyler can be looked after by Sugar. 625 00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,500 Oh, here we fucking go. 626 00:36:39,340 --> 00:36:41,460 Where's my pig? Where's Bernard? 627 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:45,620 No idea what you're talking about. You know that's my pride and joy. 628 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:49,300 I don't know anything about your stupid blonde life. 629 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,740 Ha ha ha ha! 630 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,060 Ah, ha ha ha! 631 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:01,180 Funny, is it? A man's love for a fellow creature? 632 00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,260 I hear you sleep with it. 633 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:05,300 Not with it. Same room. 634 00:37:05,340 --> 00:37:07,180 I'm not bumming it. 635 00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:09,980 Oh. Under the covers, I heard. 636 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,780 So, you did fucking steal it. Oh, not me! 637 00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,780 Tucked up in bed, me, alone. 638 00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:22,220 Oh! Fine! Have your fucking festival. 639 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:23,860 I hope it fucking rains. 640 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,900 And I hope your land gets ruined 641 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,700 and you can't grow any more crops. 642 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:33,180 And you go bankrupt and die poor and fucking lonely. 643 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:36,860 Bring back Bernard! Oi, Paslowski! 644 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,500 Your pig's a cunt. 645 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,340 Your pigs are cunts! 646 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,340 Fucking... 647 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,140 Tyler said the police have been round. 648 00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,820 Yeah, they have. 649 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:55,940 So, are you gonna tell me why? No. 650 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:58,420 Why not? Because. 651 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,540 Erin, if someone's hurt you, I swear to God- 652 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,700 Vinnie, just look for your dad. 653 00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:12,740 Bitch! 654 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,900 Oh, shit. What? Get out the car. 655 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:18,060 You're no goddess. 656 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,380 You're nothing but a common fucking thief. 657 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:22,060 Oi! What you...? 658 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,540 Bastard! You're lucky you've run. 659 00:38:27,140 --> 00:38:29,100 Pound shop, M and M. 660 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,100 Erin. Oi. Erin. 661 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:33,260 Oi. Stop it. 662 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,020 What's going on? 663 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:39,140 Now, listen to me. You're gonna have to tell me what's going on? 664 00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,940 I'll stand here till you do. 665 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,940 I can't tell you, Vinnie. 666 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:44,660 Erin, please. 667 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,380 What's happened? 668 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,780 Fuck. 669 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,340 Someone hurt me. OK? 670 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:56,180 Who was it? 671 00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,420 Erin, you have to tell me. 672 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:02,540 It was Aaron. It was Jake's... It was Jake's brother. 673 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:05,340 He attacked me in his car. 674 00:39:05,380 --> 00:39:08,300 He tried to kiss me and... 675 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:11,980 Then tried to run me over, left me in the dirt at the side of the road. 676 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,380 I was scared, Vin. 677 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,740 I thought something terrible was gonna happen. 678 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:19,460 It's all right. I'll deal with it. 679 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:22,260 No, I don't want you... No, honestly... Hey, listen, to me. 680 00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:25,620 You're my friend. 681 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:28,820 And you're the mother of my child, I'm gonna deal with it. 682 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:30,940 No, Vin- Come here.No... 683 00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:34,180 Sweetheart, it's all right. Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly. 684 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,260 You go home now. Go and be with Tyler. 685 00:39:38,820 --> 00:39:40,460 Vin, don't. 686 00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:45,500 Vinnie? 687 00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:51,420 # Avoid all eye contact 688 00:39:54,340 --> 00:39:58,540 # Do not react 689 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:05,860 # This is a low-flying panic attack... 690 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,980 Oh, shit. 691 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:10,460 # Of sixpence that goes 692 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:18,500 # Burn the witch 693 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:29,460 # Burn the witch 694 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:36,860 # We know where you live 695 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:46,980 # We know where you live 696 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:46,980 # Check the latest updates 697 00:41:48,060 --> 00:41:51,580 # Sing me all your news 698 00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:57,020 # Come around five times a day 699 00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:00,820 # You'd better think so, it's true 700 00:42:00,860 --> 00:42:04,060 # Is this man 701 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:08,780 # Bothering you? # 702 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,860 Here we go! 703 00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:15,900 # Rocks 704 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,820 # Dealers keep dealing 705 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:21,580 # Thieves keep thieving 706 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,900 # Bitches keep bitching 707 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,860 # Ain't no use praying 708 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,660 # That's the way it's staying, baby... # 709 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:32,140 Dylan? Yeah? 710 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:33,980 Can I have a word with you? OK. 711 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,740 It's important. I just need to.. What? 712 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:38,660 Just go in. No, no, Erin, it absolutely stinks in here. 713 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,860 I'm sorry. 714 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,220 For everything. I'm erm... 715 00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:48,380 I'm sorry I lied about the baby. 716 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:50,540 I'm sorry I lied to you about Vinnie. 717 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,260 I fucked up, Dylan. 718 00:42:56,940 --> 00:42:59,020 And I know you've moved on and that's great 719 00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:00,820 because Sara seems really lovely. 720 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,740 I hate that. 721 00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:07,700 Erm... 722 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:11,460 Anyway I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry. 723 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:15,300 And if I could turn back the clock, I will. 724 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:20,340 # I don't have a clue how to behave 725 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,420 # When I'm around you 726 00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:26,300 # When I'm around you 727 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,860 # When I'm around you 728 00:43:33,980 --> 00:43:36,340 # When I'm around... # 729 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:38,380 Hiya, Vinnie. 730 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:40,660 Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right? 731 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,940 Yeah, have you seen Dylan? Eh? Er... 732 00:43:42,980 --> 00:43:46,060 Nah. Healing fields probably. 733 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,780 Yeah. Here, do you want that? 734 00:43:47,820 --> 00:43:49,580 Yeah. Yeah? I'll come with you. 735 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,980 Is he proposing? 736 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:58,820 How do you fancy giving them love birds the best present ever? 737 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,020 Let's get married. Your cousin's wedding. 738 00:44:01,060 --> 00:44:03,740 This one isn't just for money, it's for love. 739 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,060 Dylan? 740 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:07,700 What am I supposed to do with that? 741 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:09,860 They found his body. They've linked him to me. 742 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,940 Hey! Hey! What the fuck have you told Sara? 743 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,780 Grab this and I will get the elephant. What the fuck! 744 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:26,100 # I got so much trouble in my mind 745 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:30,780 # I got so much trouble in my mind 746 00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:34,260 # I got so much trouble in my mind 747 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,540 # Give me the strength to carry on 748 00:44:39,980 --> 00:44:42,660 # Give me the strength to carry on