1 00:00:08,091 --> 00:00:10,131 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:12,710 It's your agent calling from the coast 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,881 with the prospect of a significant payday. 4 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,053 I'll take it. 5 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,928 Oh, shit. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,098 Man, what are the odds? 7 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,892 I end up next to the most beautiful woman in the tri-state area, 8 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,440 and I go and spill a drink in her lap. 9 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,402 I guess we shouldn't ruin it by keeping in touch or anything. 10 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,937 Alas, this one's not your lady any more, Hank. 11 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,312 - He's like you. - Bates. 12 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,738 But awesome. 13 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,031 How's Becca? 14 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,242 - Boyfriend? - I mean, I wanna kill him, Hank. 15 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,493 We're keeping it simple. 16 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,992 I come in peace, OK? 17 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,956 The kid's a loathsome fucking asshole. 18 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,706 Great seeing you, Dad. Always a pleasure. 19 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,296 He wants Hank to come to him. 20 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,876 Who the fuck is "he"? 21 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,759 Samurai Apocalypse. 22 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,636 I need your words. 23 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,512 What the fuck else you gonna do, write another book? 24 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:57,637 Fuck that. Let's get paid, motherfucker. 25 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,761 Moody, this is Kali. Remember this name, Kali, yo. 26 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,246 Oh, my word. 27 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,656 I don't think this is such a good idea. 28 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,199 Why? 29 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,919 Was I doing something wrong? 30 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,672 Oh, no, no, no. That was world class. 31 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,967 Some girls are timid and lack focus, but you, 32 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,091 you should be in porn. 33 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,592 Hmm? 34 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:39,802 But only if you want to be. 35 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,764 You are not taking this in the spirit in which it was intended. 36 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,015 Mmm-mmm. 37 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,054 Mmm. 38 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,562 Allow me to explain. 39 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,569 No, allow me, motherfucker! 40 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,485 Die! 41 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,698 Die, motherfucker! 42 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,333 Whoo! 43 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,659 Charlie, thank God. 44 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,089 You weren't just blowing me right now, were you? 45 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,873 No, sirree, I most certainly was not. 46 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,593 - Not even a little bit? - No. No. 47 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,005 Your Magic Johnson was nowhere near my oral cavity. 48 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,140 I did just beat off in the shower, though. 49 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,429 Yeah. I even got a little cum on my foot, right here. 50 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,846 Don't worry, washed right off. 51 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,181 You are a fucking animal, you know that? 52 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:34,941 Goddamn LA. 53 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:37,737 I only have dreams like this when I'm here. 54 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,324 Hey, now. You relax. 55 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,912 Have yourself a cup of black gold. 56 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,112 Hey, you know what we'll do? 57 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,623 We will... We will take a walk along the beach, 58 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,795 we'll gaze upon some foxy Malibu hard bodies. 59 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,167 Fuck that shit. 60 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,170 Can you get me on a plane back to New York tonight, please? 61 00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,384 - What about Samurai Apocalypse? - What about him? 62 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:04,426 He wants you, and only you. He loves your black ass. 63 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,681 Well, it's always nice to have one's black ass wanted, 64 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,642 but I'm not sure if the feelings are reciprocated. 65 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,440 Well, then you'll have to tell him. 66 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,694 That's your job, agent. 67 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:19,824 He is a very important client, Hank. This needs to be finessed. 68 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:23,402 - And if it isn't? - Then I will be very upset with you. 69 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:27,862 And what would that entail, exactly? 70 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,577 I'm not sure exactly. 71 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,914 But it will probably involve 72 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,329 not returning your calls in a timely manner. 73 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,668 Oh, no. 74 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,879 Aw, fuck. 75 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,169 Yola. 76 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,806 Becca is really upset with you. 77 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,767 Yeah, that's sort of a trending topic right now. 78 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,013 I just think you should try and make it up to her before you leave town. 79 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,643 White woman, please. She'll thank me later. 80 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,936 Maybe, but you know, in the meantime, you could kiss and make nice. 81 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,901 - She's your only daughter. - Oh, thank God. What? 82 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,605 What are you doing over there? Are you and Bates playing grab ass? 83 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:02,779 - Stop. - Woman. 84 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,274 - Stop. - Be a professional, 85 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,484 for Christ's sake. 86 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:10,115 Does Becca need an iPad or something like that? 87 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,323 - What? - Bye, Hank. 88 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,533 Ka... 89 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,242 Charlie, can you get me an iPad? 90 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,829 Most certainly, if you sit down with the Samurai. 91 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,750 You're a real twatty fucking cunt, you know that? 92 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,124 Twat? Twat? I cunt hear you. 93 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:22,500 I've got an ear in-fuck-tion. 94 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,304 I'll finger it out later. 95 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,973 You still got some cum on your foot. Made you look. 96 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,414 Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah. Becca Moody. 97 00:05:34,126 --> 00:05:35,288 Ta-da. 98 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,418 Ta-da. 99 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,381 Oh. You have one already? 100 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,459 I'm not 12. You can't bribe me any more. 101 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:46,387 Well, you can, but you have to adjust for lifestyle and inflation. 102 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,006 I am not trying to bribe you, sweetie. 103 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,559 I'm just trying to weaken your steely resolve to hate the old man. 104 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,639 I don't hate you. 105 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,146 I'm just disappointed that you don't trust me, 106 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:01,687 and that you can't put aside all your petty judgemental bullshit 107 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,189 for the duration of one simple dinner. 108 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,698 That's fair. 109 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,188 But he was kind of a tool. 110 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,992 This is how you say you're sorry? 111 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,570 You're right. Let's switch gears. 112 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,077 What? 113 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:15,948 Mmm. 114 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,877 - What, you don't want to man pound? - Not really. 115 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,459 Especially when you put it that way. 116 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,422 - OK, fine, be that way, dude. - What are you doing here? 117 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,799 - I go here. - Aren't you a little old for college? 118 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,094 What are you on, the 6-year plan, Stephen Hawking? 119 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,880 - It's called grad school. I'm a TA. - It's how we met. 120 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,477 Hey, that's against the rules. 121 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:37,231 Dad, during your tenure as a college professor, 122 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:38,470 you slept with your TA, 123 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,103 the dean's wife and one of your students. 124 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,689 She was a stripper, too. 125 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:45,185 Way to go, Hank. Up high. 126 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,569 If you must know, that was a particularly tough time for me. 127 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:49,773 - I was not well. - Mmm-hmm. 128 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,449 And I have learned from my mistakes. 129 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,829 This is not going as I had hoped. 130 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,700 IPad 2? Very nice. 131 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,252 He tried to bribe me with it. 132 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,661 - You already have one. - That she does. 133 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,629 Well, I don't already have one. 134 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:16,175 Wow. Thanks, Hank. You're really starting to grow on me. 135 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:19,184 Pink, though? Is that... Whatever, I'll take it. 136 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,018 Mmm. 137 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,861 Put my daughter back on the ground, please. 138 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:39,781 - Fredo, how's it hanging? - Oh, quite low, sir. 139 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,878 - Is the master expecting you? - No, this is more of a cold call. 140 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,248 - Oh, do please come in, sir. - Thank you. 141 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,939 - Hey. - What the fuck are you doing here? 142 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,646 I might ask you the very same question. 143 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:04,765 It's complicated. 144 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:06,568 I'm guessing he doesn't know we're married. 145 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,696 - You're funny. - And we just made out. On a plane. 146 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,491 We were up in the air. What's the big deal? 147 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,486 You know, he has guns, 148 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,407 and samurai swords. 149 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,281 I had a dream about you last night. 150 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,206 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 151 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,828 You know what's funny? 152 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:28,461 That little high school make out session of ours, 153 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:31,256 I can't stop thinking about it. 154 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,012 - You? - Never. 155 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,552 - Ever. - Hmm. 156 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:40,228 You have extremely moist lips. They're like kissable cupcakes. 157 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:41,937 It's as if sprinkles and crumbs 158 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,430 Got together and made sweet love 159 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:47,728 and had these delicious little smoochable cupcake babies. 160 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,863 Hank Moody! Wassup, nigga? 161 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:54,571 Better not be hitting on my girl. 162 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,447 - I'm not your girl, Calvin. - Ooh, Calvin? 163 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,238 Just playing, baby. What you doing here, man? 164 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,117 You should be in Starbucks writing me some funny shit, 165 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,668 some funny, quotable shit, too, nigga. 166 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,920 Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think I can do it. 167 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,085 What the fuck you talking about, man? 168 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,288 What, they ain't paying you enough? 169 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,506 No, no, it's not the money. I just don't want to. 170 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,624 Why, because I'm black? 171 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,092 No, it's not cos you're black. I love the fact that you're black. 172 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,461 What, it's because I got a white butler? 173 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,514 No, I love the fact that you got a white butler. 174 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,881 Alfred is awesome. 175 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,305 - Oh, thank you, sir. - Respect. 176 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:22,853 Or it's because you hate hip hop, right? 177 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:25,773 No! Well, yeah, I do hate hip hop, but that's not why. 178 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,480 Oh, you're just mad cos I be dealing with that crazy-ass pussy, huh? 179 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,976 No, I fuck all sorts of crazy pussy, too. 180 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,479 Nigga, you don't be fucking the kind of crazy pussy I be fucking. 181 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,647 Tell him, Alfred. 182 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,067 Nigger, you don't be fucking the same kind of crazy pussy 183 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,275 as he be fucking, sir. 184 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,535 You'd be surprised, both of you. 185 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,781 Yeah, right, like this fine-ass bitch right here. 186 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,582 Will you stop calling me a fucking bitch, please? 187 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:46,377 Come on, mama, just peacocking, baby. 188 00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,752 She is a beautiful woman. True dat. 189 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,998 What's with the use of all this urban patois, man? 190 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,000 Hey, it's the ABCs of me, baby. 191 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,928 Aw, fuck. 192 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,629 Yo, I gotta be somewhere, man. Come with me, yo. 193 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,964 Give me one day and I'm gonna show you 194 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,265 why you want to be in the Apocalypse business, man. 195 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,719 - He did what? - Are you gonna make her repeat it? 196 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:10,398 - I need to understand. - You're saying he took it out. 197 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:14,567 He took his penis out, and he was masturbating in front of Ava. 198 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,146 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Masturbating? 199 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,618 Poor little Ava. 200 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,371 She's so cute, but she's a little tweaked, though, right? 201 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,163 - You gotta admit. - You can't even call it masturbation. 202 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,493 I mean, he's barely three. 203 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,614 Can you cover that? Cover it up. 204 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,912 Well, his penis was fully erect and he was manipulating it. 205 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,913 Sounds like he was experimenting. 206 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,754 Maybe he just intended to be funny. 207 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,592 You know, bring a little sunshine into her day. 208 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,251 I blame you, Charlie. Like father, like son. 209 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,461 Oh, yeah, right, the day you... 210 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:43,008 Charlie, Marcy, this is not the time or the place for the blame game. 211 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,728 How can we repair this? 212 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,188 Ava's mother was horrified. 213 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,648 - Sure. - Oh, it's terrible. 214 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,691 And she's threatening to pull her out of school. 215 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,855 That would be bad. 216 00:10:51,944 --> 00:10:53,106 We'd rather that not happen, 217 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,273 so perhaps an apology. 218 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,939 How about a sizable donation? 219 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,942 Well, that would be helpful as well. 220 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,233 - Done. - I'm sure. 221 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,443 - Thank you. - Very helpful. 222 00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:04,577 Now if you'll excuse me. 223 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,332 Great. You write the cheque. I'll press the flesh. 224 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,500 Come on, we have the nanny interviews. 225 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,667 I know, I know. 226 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,547 What happened to Irma? "I put perfect." 227 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,044 Marcy gave her the axe. 228 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,791 What? 229 00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,755 Involve the father, maybe? 230 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,389 Are you gonna be paying their salary? 231 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,632 No, but she's gonna spend a lot of time around my son, 232 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,683 and I should be given meaningful consultation. 233 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,687 Fine. Fine. We'll narrow it down. We'll bring you in for call backs, OK? 234 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,314 - Stuart! - Right, I'm coming. 235 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,822 What the fuck? Don't mess with my music, man. 236 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,537 That's my shit, motherfucker. That's me. 237 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,457 All right, how am I supposed to know? That could be Run DMC for all I know. 238 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,285 Man, you don't know shit about hip hop, do you? 239 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,785 No, I'm more of a classic rock guy, you know, 240 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,121 - Zeppelin, The Who, Zevon. - Oh. 241 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,507 - Air Supply. - Oh, no. 242 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,550 All that fucking dinosaur shit sound the same to me. 243 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,388 See, this is a real ebony and ivory moment here. 244 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,676 We hate each other's music, which makes us different, 245 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:06,847 but kind of the same. 246 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,014 Uh, huh. 247 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,478 - Feel me? - Yeah, I feel you. 248 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,556 - Want to man pound? - No. 249 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,771 Little dap? Gonna leave me hanging? 250 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:16,564 - Hang, motherfucker. - Oh, now this I like. 251 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,524 Oh, that's Kali, man. Fucking voice of an angel. 252 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,404 - Church. - I tell you something, Moody. 253 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,782 I been around the world, man, I railed many bitches, man, 254 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:28,576 but this one right here, she's something special, man. 255 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,581 I think she gonna be a big star. 256 00:12:32,503 --> 00:12:35,040 This car is giving me the fucking creeps. 257 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,372 I feel like we're about to roll into the Warsaw ghetto. 258 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,965 Total shit, I ain't never been there. How the fuck is the food? 259 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,674 Scarce. 260 00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:53,345 What are we doing here? 261 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,061 Big Hollywood meeting, man. Look alive. 262 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:01,113 - Pete Berg. - Hey, hey, Sam. 263 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,107 Looking good, man. Concrete, concrete, baby. 264 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,742 Hank Moody, writer/rapist. 265 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:10,446 What's up? 266 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,623 How you doing? Good to meet you. 267 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,041 Uh, actually I think we know some of the same people. 268 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,249 In fact, I actually think we've been inside some of the same people, 269 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,419 if you know what I'm saying. 270 00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,085 Yeah, I think I do know what you're saying, 271 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,635 and I think it's creeping me out. 272 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,471 Yeah, well, we got a meeting, so see you. 273 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,754 All right, cool. I'll be at the bar. 274 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,592 No, no. Hold on, whoa, hold on. 275 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,056 Nah, he's with me, yo. He's gonna be writing my shit. 276 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,062 Oh, come on. No way, man. I mean, no disrespect. 277 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,721 Sam, I just did a serious rewrite on the script, I mean... 278 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,015 Yeah, but the shit ain't cracking, man. 279 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,355 I need my shit to crackle, man. 280 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,114 - What's the catchphrase? - Catchphrase? Uh... 281 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:45,732 Killing bad guys is my business and business is fucking cracking. 282 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,279 Killing bad guys is my business... 283 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,078 And business is fucking cracking. 284 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,907 Business is nah. I don't know about that, man. 285 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,078 - You know what? - Cracking. 286 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,167 I'm gonna go drop some heat. Y'all chop it up, a'ight? 287 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,590 What the fuck are you doing? What is this? 288 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:02,164 - What are you talking about? - Why are you suddenly in my shit? 289 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,133 I don't want to be. I'm trying to pass. 290 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,548 This guy won't take no for an answer. 291 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,765 You are a middle-aged white guy. 292 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,800 What the fuck do you know about black culture? 293 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,686 Absolutely nothing, but you're making Santa Monica Cop? 294 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,313 What the fuck does that have to do with black culture? 295 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,188 The character was originally from Compton, get it? 296 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,934 - Whatever, dude. - You ever been to Compton? 297 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,057 Go make your movie. I'm no threat to you. 298 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,183 Oh, really? You're no threat to me? 299 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:22,309 - You sure about that? - Yeah. 300 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,863 - Sure? - Go. 301 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,778 - What about Michelle? - Michelle? 302 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,277 Girl you fucked while I was still going out with her. 303 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,327 - Oh, OK. - Oh, uh-huh. 304 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,748 I'm sorry, I had no idea. 305 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,952 Yeah, well, she found out I was fucking around on her a little bit. 306 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,419 - We had a little fight. - Mmm-hmm. 307 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:39,879 She went to a bar in Venice. 308 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,623 She met you, she fucked you, 309 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,206 she told me about it in a fucking email. 310 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:47,961 A very descriptive fucking email, which actually I still have. 311 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,086 Would you like me to read it to you? 312 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,461 No! I think that's a terrible idea. 313 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,182 - You sure? - Well, you know, 314 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,426 actually, it might be kind of an interesting time capsule for me. 315 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,845 You know, like a stroll down memory... No, actually, no. 316 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,219 Don't, I'm good. All right? 317 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,473 - And again, I'm sorry. - I loved her. 318 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,228 I actually think she was the one. 319 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,397 Then why were you cheating on her? 320 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,445 It was gonna be the last time, that's why. 321 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,735 It was my kind of final dalliance. I was ready to hang it up. 322 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,410 I mean, that's how much this girl meant to me. 323 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,037 She actually made me reconsider 324 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,995 all the fucked up shit I'd done behind her back. 325 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,209 I'm sorry for your loss, Peter. 326 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,671 Shit happens. 327 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,714 Yeah, well, shit happens. Shit does, in fact, happen. 328 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,460 Well, hey, maybe that's your catchphrase. 329 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,221 But it's a black movie, so maybe "shit be happening." 330 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,795 - OK, let's go. - Where? 331 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,090 Outside. You and I are gonna settle this like men. 332 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,892 - Let's go. - Why? 333 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,431 For years, I've been tormented by the image of my girl, 334 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:40,638 the one that got away, 335 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,733 getting banged out by some smug fucking writer. 336 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,356 Time to make this right. 337 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,690 Let's go. Let's go! 338 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,406 Really? You made a movie about a battleship? 339 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,700 Come on, man, just, thanks for Aspen Extreme. 340 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,818 Put your shit out there. 341 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:57,072 What the fuck y'all crackers up to out here, man? What up, Pete? 342 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,870 Nah, he fucked one of my ex-girls, when I was still with her. 343 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,036 - Oh, come on. - Moody, you a fucking dog. 344 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,671 - Raping and pillaging? - I didn't know. 345 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,878 Man, I'll kill that motherfucker that touch my girl. 346 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,081 - Get him, Berg! - Whose side are you... 347 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,255 - Uh... - Oh! 348 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,461 - Hi. - Hi. 349 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,265 - Ava's mom. - Oh, no, I'm... 350 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:18,351 I'm Charlie Runkle. Stuart's dad, we spoke on the phone. 351 00:16:18,437 --> 00:16:20,264 No, I'm just the nanny, but come in. 352 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,766 Oh! Oh, oh. 353 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,110 This must be Ava. 354 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,905 Hello, Ava. 355 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,326 Ava, darling, calm down. 356 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:36,949 Why don't we go to your room? 357 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,663 Hello, Mr Runkle. 358 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,785 - Hello, Mrs, uh... - Call me Alison. 359 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,668 And you call me Charlie. 360 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,873 Uh, OK. 361 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:50,792 I just wanted to stop by, in person, and apologise for my son's behaviour. 362 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,838 Your son's disgusting behaviour. 363 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,754 Ava's cried herself to sleep every night since the incident. 364 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,464 How can we make this better? 365 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,264 You're an agent, aren't you? 366 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,227 That I am. UTK. 367 00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:05,107 You must know my husband, Bruce. Business Affairs at Warners. 368 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:09,143 Oh. Uh, of course. Tough negotiator. 369 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,280 But fair. Always fair. 370 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:12,907 Bullshit! 371 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,482 He's an abusive sociopath and a casual alcoholic. 372 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,703 - I'm not the biggest fan. - Neither am I. 373 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:24,035 Actually, uh, he's kind of a bully, in fact. 374 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:28,077 Yes. Yes, he is, and I have the scars to prove it. 375 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,089 OK. Um, a peace offering. 376 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,710 What do you say, you and I discuss this further 377 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,633 over a glass of Sauvignon blanc? 378 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,476 I shouldn't. But I will. 379 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,890 - Karma's a bitch, ain't it? - It's not karma. 380 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,556 It's just shitty fucking luck. 381 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,192 That motherfucker's a good director, too, man. 382 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,319 Hope you didn't fuck my shit up. 383 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,575 I don't care about your shit right now. 384 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,817 I care about my fucking eye. 385 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,488 Crying motherfucker. 386 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,032 No, I ain't crying. Shut the fuck up! 387 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,492 My man, this nigga crying, man. 388 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,775 Check this shit. 389 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:43,992 - Whoa! - Oh! 390 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,500 Off me, nigga! 391 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,836 Oh, this motherfucker shot me, man! 392 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,549 Hey, look who's crying now. 393 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,760 Chase, take that motherfucker to the hospital, man. 394 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,126 No, man! 395 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,509 Oh, shit. 396 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,682 I ain't got no fucking medical! 397 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,690 What does your wife do? 398 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:24,155 She has sex with a very rich movie producer named Stu Beggs. 399 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,279 Mmm. 400 00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,374 - Of course. Marcy. - Mmm-hmm. 401 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,210 I see her all the time at the Bar Method. 402 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,373 I had sex with Stu Beggs once. 403 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:37,252 Yeah, I was his development girl for a short time in the mid '90s. 404 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,669 - Huge penis. - Yes, I'm well aware. 405 00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:43,090 - Like a bratwurst. - OK. Enough. 406 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,845 He asked me to pee on him. 407 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,264 Really? 408 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,136 Did you? 409 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,394 Yes. 410 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,395 I had to go. Seemed silly to just say no. 411 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,600 Makes sense. 412 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,020 I don't want to take Ava out of Broken Arrow. 413 00:19:57,155 --> 00:20:00,904 It's a great school, and it funnels into all the best elementary schools. 414 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,368 That is what they say. 415 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,244 So, 416 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:06,910 how do we fix this? 417 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,952 What makes boys want to take their dicks out and show them to girls? 418 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,830 Uh, I don't know. Pride of ownership, maybe? 419 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,039 Are you gonna take yours out? 420 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:19,131 I'm sorry? 421 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,095 Don't you want to show me yours? 422 00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,718 My 423 00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:25,843 - penis? - Your dick. 424 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,769 Your sausage. Your cock, whatever you want to call it. 425 00:20:28,979 --> 00:20:31,387 Are you gonna take it out and masturbate for me? 426 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,724 Just like your son did in front of my daughter. 427 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,948 Why would I do that? 428 00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:42,147 Why not? 429 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,910 That's right. 430 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,283 Touch yourself. 431 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:57,711 You filthy pig. 432 00:20:58,467 --> 00:20:59,795 You pervert. 433 00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:01,759 Why do you want to show me your dick? 434 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:04,134 That pathetic little excuse for a penis. 435 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,681 It looks like your son's. 436 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,889 Do you fuck grown women with that thing? 437 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,226 Are they ever satisfied? 438 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,183 How could they be? 439 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,649 What's it like 440 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,895 to have the desire, but not the right tool for the job? 441 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:25,032 Jesus Christ, Lizzie! How about some fucking privacy? 442 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,281 I'm so sorry. 443 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:28,446 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 444 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,949 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 445 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,122 Clean up in here, you pig. 446 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:00,853 Hey, are you OK? 447 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,269 I just got fired. 448 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:05,775 Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry. 449 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,109 Don't be. She was a nightmare to work for. 450 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,243 Yeah, I got the feeling. 451 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,584 She hits on everyone, you know. 452 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,536 Messengers, mailmen, gardeners. 453 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,631 I walked in on her and the DirecTV guy once. 454 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,175 She had her finger up his ass. 455 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:27,087 - Up his ass? - Yeah, she's really fucked up. 456 00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:29,347 I should say so. 457 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,312 Hey, are you looking for a new gig? 458 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,471 Yeah, absolutely. I really need the money 459 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,431 - for cooking school. - Awesome. 460 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,526 - People love food. - Yeah. 461 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:42,892 Well, as luck would have it, 462 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:46,404 my ex-wife is looking for a new nanny for our son. 463 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:50,028 And your son is the one who exposed himself to Ava. 464 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,323 Yes. Yes, but he's really very sweet. 465 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,286 My guess is, he meant it as a compliment. 466 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,457 What do you think? 467 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,999 Any interest? 468 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,249 Thank you. 469 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:19,563 So look, man, you had a chance to spend the whole day with me. 470 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:22,141 Know what I mean? See behind the curtain. 471 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:23,892 So what's this gonna be? 472 00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:28,814 No disrespect, but I think I'm gonna have to pass. 473 00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,118 I gotta... 474 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,616 Will you excuse me for a second? 475 00:23:44,842 --> 00:23:46,252 Hey, Tyler. 476 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:48,382 Hank. 477 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,720 What's up, man? Fancy seeing you again. 478 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:55,092 This is not what it looks like. This is my sister. 479 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:56,640 How's Becca? 480 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,433 She's at home with her mom. She didn't want to come out tonight. 481 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:01,017 You know, I really dig that about her. 482 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:02,851 - She know where you are? - Yeah, of course. 483 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:03,974 I was just texting with her. 484 00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:05,184 Does she know about your sister? 485 00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:08,104 OK, I really like Becca, OK, I do, 486 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:11,069 but life is short, man, you know, and just sometimes, 487 00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,488 sometimes shit happens. 488 00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:17,747 Is she aware of how loose this arrangement is? 489 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:21,368 I don't know, Hank. We're just sort of taking it day by day. 490 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,339 Shit. You got that look in your eye, like you want to hit me. 491 00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,092 Feel free. 492 00:24:28,552 --> 00:24:30,758 If you want your daughter to hate you for life. 493 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,135 Gotcha! 494 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,268 Look, is there anything else you want to discuss? 495 00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:41,058 No? OK, cool. Have a good night. 496 00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,019 Hey, sis. 497 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:51,983 What the fuck was that all about? 498 00:24:52,451 --> 00:24:56,151 Some guy my daughter's seeing doesn't seem entirely faithful. 499 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:58,241 I think he's gonna break her heart. 500 00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,371 Maybe we should break his legs first. 501 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,834 That was my first impulse, 502 00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:04,588 but if I do that, then she's gonna hate me forever. 503 00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:07,169 I have a history of doing the well-intentioned wrong thing 504 00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,420 when it comes to her. 505 00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:12,376 So Moody's a good father, huh? I like that in a brother. 506 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,800 Me, too. 507 00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,188 You know what? I'm gonna... I'm gonna take off. 508 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:26,473 Peace. 509 00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,022 Peace out, nigga. 510 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,654 Good luck on your project. 511 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,328 Just so you know, you're well represented 512 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,127 in this battle of the exes. 513 00:25:46,213 --> 00:25:47,588 I got your back, rapist. 514 00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:49,464 Mucho apreciado, Batesy. 515 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,626 - Ladies. - Oh, my God. 516 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:56,048 You've been in town for two days and you have a black eye already. 517 00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,634 Apparently, I had it coming. 518 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,516 Really? Shocker. 519 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,886 Becca, can I speak with you a moment? 520 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,309 No. 521 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:09,393 Go and speak with him. 522 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:16,324 I just wanted to say I'm sorry, you know? 523 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,278 It's not right of me to swoop in here 524 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:19,864 and give you a hard time about your life. 525 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:21,788 But you have to know it comes from a good place. 526 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:23,284 You know, a place of wanting to protect you 527 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:24,917 from all the bad shit that's out there. 528 00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,411 I know what guys are like. 529 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,423 I've been that guy. 530 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:33,384 I am that guy, 531 00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:35,386 sometimes. 532 00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,799 It's just so hard to tell the difference 533 00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:40,428 between those that have a good heart 534 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:42,344 and the ones that are just out there to win. 535 00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:45,559 He's a good guy, Dad. I know it. 536 00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:49,305 I know it like I know you're a good guy, deep down. 537 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,866 Speak of the handsome devil. 538 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,074 Hold on a sec, Dad. 539 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,160 Hello. 540 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:08,701 You did good. It'll be OK. 541 00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,918 You sure about that? 542 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:15,467 Can someone take me to the hospital? 543 00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:16,715 Why? What's happened? 544 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,346 Tyler was leaving some club in Hollywood, 545 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,553 and he got jumped by a bunch of gangbangers. 546 00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,598 They beat him up pretty bad. He's at Cedars. 547 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,769 Sweetie, I'm so sorry. Of course, come on. Let's go. 548 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,763 - Um, have you got the keys? - Yeah, yeah. 549 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:33,027 Sounds like the little turd fondler finally pissed off the wrong guy.