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<i>Previously on Californication...</i>

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You have a magnificent body.

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Do you think I have
what it takes to be an actress?

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Yes.

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Eddie Nero said you got magic fingers.

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I need your words.

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Guess who's back in the picture?

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Eddie fucking Nero!

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I don't work
for Stu and Marcy any more.

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So, this whole thing isn't quite
as inappropriate as it once was.

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- What?
- Will you read my screenplay?

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I give it ten pages.

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Hey. Can I come in?

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It's Richard, you know,
he won't stop drinking.

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I think I made
a terrible mistake, you know?

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Hank, I woke up
in a strange woman's bed.

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I can't find my wedding ring. I'm fucked!

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- Who's that?
- It's my girlfriend.

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- Holly.
- Holly.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

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Whoa.

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Hey. Hey!

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- What the fuck?
- Hey! Hey, hey!

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You come to my home?
How fucking dare you?

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Batesy, Batesy! She's with me!

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You can take your tramp and you can
get the fuck out of my house!

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Thank you for agreeing to break
your fast with me this morning.

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It's fine.

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It's more than fine, young lady.

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I know how particularly displeased
you've been with your papa of late.

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You haven't really given me much of
a chance to think fondly of you, Papa.

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Or even miss you, for that matter.

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You've been around. A lot.

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- Mucking with things.
- I muck not.

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Says the man responsible
for the savage beating

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my boyfriend suffered
at the hands of some thug.

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Nonsense, that was just
an unfortunate misunderstanding.

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And he's not a thug,
he's an entrepreneur.

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And a humanitarian.

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And you know what they say,

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"Whatever doesn't kill us
makes us even more annoying."

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Did you read his screenplay yet?

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Is your mom still mad at me?

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- What do you think?
- On a scale of one to 10.

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- 11.
- I can get that down.

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Did you read his screenplay yet?

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What? I can't hear you.

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- No, not yet.
- Why? You promised.

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There's just no upside, darlin'.

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If I read it and it sucks,

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then I have to endure his pathetic
attempts and give him feedback.

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The last young aspirant I gave
notes to wound up in the hospital.

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And if it's even remotely good,

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why would I want to know
that about him?

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You see my dilemma here?

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I'll never talk to you again.

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You barely talk to me now.

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I'll become a stripper.

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I'll read it.

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Tomorrow.

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- Today.
- Today.

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You're fucking kidding me.

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Rebecca!

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This is why I hate coming here.

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- That bad, huh?
- It's that good.

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- Really?
- The writing is exceptional.

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But that's not what pisses me off.

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Well, that does piss me off.

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I mean, where does
that little douche get off

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being even a halfway decent writer?

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And where does he find time to write

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when he has to tend
to that fucking mop of hair?

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Whoa, whoa, you're getting off-topic.

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- Tell me more about the script.
- Don't you even fucking dare, agent.

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So, what's it about?

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The whole fucking thing is about him.
And Becca.

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So?

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So? It's very sexual, Karen.
Very sexual.

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And your point is?

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It's also... It's very dirty.

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And disturbing.
And it's very, very sexual.

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It's also disgusting, actually.

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That's what it is, is disgusting.

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Your entire literary aesthetic
revolves around sex, so...

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It does not.

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- Does.
- Doesn't.

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You know what,
I'm not gonna do this with you.

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OK. Well, say what
you will about my oeuvre,

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but Tyler's script involves
a young aspiring writer

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who has a very down and dirty
sexual relationship

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with the daughter
of a very successful novelist.

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You're not that successful.

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Oh, Karen, that is so funny.

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I'm glad you still find time
to emasculate me

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while Rome is clearly burning.

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I can always find time for that.

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No, wait, no, wait! And this, and this.

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The main character
harbours fantasies about fucking

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the extremely milfy mother
of his girlfriend.

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- Really?
- How do you like them apples, Karen?

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- How does that make you feel?
- Good, actually.

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Yeah.

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- He's kind of hot.
- You know what? It's not funny.

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I am just so disgusted
by your whole scene here.

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- You're disgusted with my scene?
- Yeah, I am.

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How the fuck did that happen?

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In my absence, your whole life
has become this sexual playground.

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Jesus! So what are you gonna do?

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Are you gonna give him notes,
or what are you gonna do?

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Yeah, I'm gonna give him notes.

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- I'm gonna give him notes.
- OK.

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But first I'm gonna see my daughter.

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- Where is she?
- She's at work.

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I'm gonna go see her at work.

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I got a bone to pick with her.

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- Good luck with that.
- All right, OK.

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- Good.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- How's Batesy?
- Rehab.

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Today's family day.

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- Should be a hoot.
- Awesome.

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You still thinking about leaving him?

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Really, Becca?

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- What?
- I'm troubled.

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- You don't like it?
- No, I don't like it.

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- I don't like it one bit.
- What don't you like about it?

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Well, for one, it's very dirty. Very dirty.

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So? Dirty is your thing, isn't it?

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Whatever.

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It also seems painfully autobiographical.

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Dad, please, is everything
you write the truth?

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Or is it embellished?

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Young aspiring writer seeks out
daughter of very successful novelist

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and proceeds to bed her?
Sound familiar?

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You're not that successful, Dad.

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Jesus Christ, is nothing sacred?

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Is this about sex?

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Did you think I was
never going to grow up

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and have a sexual relationship
with someone?

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A father sure can hope.

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Sometimes I think you wish

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I stayed some asexual little
goth Muppet creature forever.

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You say that
like it's a bad thing.

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Would you prefer I didn't enjoy sex?

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Will you stop saying "sex"?

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This is a place of business.

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Yeah, and you're holding up the line.

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This is not
what I wanted for you, Becca,

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to inspire some stupid, fucking
mumblecore bullshit.

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Just sit down with him.
Give him your thoughts.

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Oh, yeah, I'm gonna give him
my thoughts, all right.

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I got his address. Look, right here.

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Be gentle.

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He talks a big game, but deep down,
he's really just a sensitive artist.

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Oh, uh-huh.

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Uh, yeah, I'm gonna call him.

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I will let him know. OK, bye.

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- Hello, hello!
- Ugh.

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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Oh, and a very fine day to you, too.

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What have I told you?

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You don't piss on the losing class.
That's rude.

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I know, baby.
Baby, he just brings it out in me.

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Charlie, I'm sorry, I think
what Marcy was trying to say is,

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what the fuck are you doing here?

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I was in the neighbourhood.

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I thought it might be nice
to lay eyes on my very own son.

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Ha! You were in the neighbourhood?

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That's bullshit.
You wanted to lay eyes on Lizzie.

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Well, you can't blame a man for that.

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Oh, really, sweetheart?

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You wanna go down this road?

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You wanna sink the pink
ever again in this lifetime?

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Hey, hey, hey,
remember what Dr Lawson said

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- about using sex as a weapon.
- I don't care.

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Whoa, whoa, who's Dr Lawson?

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Couples therapist.

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Hey, there's no shame in
workshopping your relationship.

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Five minutes, Charlie.

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OK? He needs a nap.

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Otherwise, he's gonna be
a fucking nightmare when we get back.

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God damn it! Come on.

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Motherfucker charges us if we're late.

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Charlie, enjoy yourself.

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Just keep your fucking hands
off my Oscars.

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Coming!

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I don't like this thing with these stones.

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I need a flat surface.

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I'm sorry, Charlie. He just fell asleep.

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Bummer.

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Guess I'll just go, then.

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No other reason for me to be here.

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Yeah, you should go.

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Yep.

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I'll just be on my way.

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See ya.

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- Guest house?
- I got a better idea.

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- Hi, there!
- Hi.

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- I'm looking for Tyler.
- Oh, he's at school,

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or work, or somewhere.
I'm not really sure.

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Some mom I am, huh?

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Any idea when he might be back?

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No.

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Hey?

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Are you Hank Moody?

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Yep, guilty.

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It's so nice to meet you.

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Becca is a doll.

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Oh, I like to think so. Yeah.

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I'm Lisa.

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- Tyler's mom.
- Oh, hey, Lisa.

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Do you wanna come in?

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- No, I...
- Are you sure?

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Yeah.

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Cos I'm about to get really fucking high.

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Oh.

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Well, in that case.

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Where's the man of the house?

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Out and about.

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We had a big fight.

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About what?

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Same old shit.

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The drinking, the control issues.

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Yeah, I hear that. That shit's universal.

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Did you read Tyler's script?

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Yes, I did.

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It's very raw, isn't it?

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Yeah, that's one way to put it.

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You know, it's our fault.

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Because we raised him in this
very sexually free household.

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- Yeah, about that.
- Can you do me a favour?

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Sure, but I can't promise anything.

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Can I see your penis?

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- Look, I know where this is going.
- You do?

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And you're a very beautiful woman.

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And I'm very angry with Tyler

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for defiling my daughter on the page.

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But as much
as I'd like to stick it to Tyler

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and bang out his mom...

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Sorry for being so charming.

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I don't want to hurt my daughter.

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That's cool, Hank.

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I just wanted to see your cock.

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I haven't seen one in a while
and I like to study them.

244
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Yeah? Well, what about Tyler's dad?

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He can't... scratch that itch?

246
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Not exactly.

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What are we talking about here,

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- a wheelchair situation?
- No.

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Penises are my passion.

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Oh. Ooh.

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Yikes.

252
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Oh, all right. OK, all right.

253
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All right, these are... These are yours.

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The photos are mine.

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Not the penises.

256
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,323
Right, I got it, I got it.

257
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,571
- OK.
- So would you mind?

258
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,128
Well, I have been told
I have a very pretty penis.

259
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,832
I'll be the judge of that.

260
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,643
Fla-dong.

261
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,265
Solid.

262
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,684
Solid?

263
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,808
Thanks, I guess.

264
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,110
He looks a lot cooler with
some blood rushing through him.

265
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,485
What the fuck is going on here?

266
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,903
Oh, sweetie, it's nothing. It's just work.

267
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,367
We have one fight

268
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,732
and you go looking for dick!

269
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:06,859
You know what?

270
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,033
After I'm through with this piece of shit,

271
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,532
I'm gonna beat the fuckin' bi out of you

272
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:12,292
- once and for all, woman.
- Wait! Wait, no!

273
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,407
- Please.
- Come on!

274
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,533
- Please!
- Come on!

275
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,419
Wait! He's Rebecca's father!

276
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,373
He's Hank Moody.

277
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,253
We love Becca!

278
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,505
Oh.

279
00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,768
She's a doll! She's a doll!

280
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,641
Ah, God, I love fucking you.

281
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,194
God, I love fucking you, too.

282
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,948
I especially love fucking you
in my ex-wife's marital bed.

283
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,107
Oh, understandably. But you should
probably be quick about it,

284
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,481
cos they're gonna be back in a minute.

285
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,736
Don't think any woman's ever
told me to be quick about it.

286
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,614
That's gonna make me...

287
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,997
Come.

288
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,839
Nicely done.

289
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,177
You see how long I last with you?

290
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,753
Yes, I have no complaints
in that department.

291
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,093
Did you come?

292
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:11,346
No.

293
00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,893
- How come?
- It's not your problem, Charlie.

294
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,897
I didn't make you come.

295
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,772
This is totally my problem.

296
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,851
OK, well, um,
I've been having money troubles.

297
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,863
I mean, Stu and Marcy pay OK,

298
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,618
but between my shitty car,
acting lessons,

299
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,864
now I need head shots...

300
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,150
Head shots.

301
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,621
Done. My treat.

302
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:33,371
I can't let you do that, Charlie.

303
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,871
You just let me foul you.

304
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:36,991
I owe you one.

305
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:40,206
You're so sweet.

306
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:49,931
Oh, holy shit, they're home!

307
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,509
They're home.

308
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,393
God, I'm so hard right now.

309
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,517
Oh, God, I'm so hard right now.

310
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,562
Oh, God, yes, you are.

311
00:14:58,649 --> 00:14:59,680
Drag that big boy.

312
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,230
Take out that fucking bat
and hit me with it, bitch!

313
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,517
You know I will!

314
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,643
Yeah, let me see that.

315
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,363
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

316
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,479
Oh, God!

317
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,982
Why does couples therapy
get me so worked up?

318
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,737
Ours is not to reason why, baby.

319
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,905
Ours is but to fuck
each other's brains out.

320
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,373
- Yeah. Come on.
- So I'll do.

321
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:16,697
Yeah.

322
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,083
Oh, wait a minute, wait.

323
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,290
What do you wanna play?

324
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,170
I don't know, what do you wanna play?

325
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,460
Ooh, ooh.

326
00:15:23,549 --> 00:15:26,087
Let's do the one where
Charlie is still your husband,

327
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,457
but he's upstairs in a wheelchair.

328
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,001
I like that one!

329
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,421
- Who are you?
- I'm gonna be the contractor.

330
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:32,885
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh...

331
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,222
Howdy, ma'am.

332
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,386
Uh, we're just about done for the day.

333
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,060
Oh, why, thank you very much.

334
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,225
You and your boys do such good work.

335
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:46,018
Yeah, I was sorry to see your
bald husband's in a wheelchair.

336
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,655
Well, yes.

337
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,117
Times have been tough
since the accident.

338
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,613
I bet ya he doesn't fuck you
so good now.

339
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,783
- No.
- No.

340
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:56,496
No. No.

341
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:00,208
It's just like a piece
of overcooked penne between his legs.

342
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,535
- No!
- But does he eat your pussy?

343
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:05,253
Well, he does try,
but he doesn't get my spot.

344
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,876
Well, I got just the tool for that.

345
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,296
Take a look at that.

346
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,387
- Oh, my. Oh, my God.
- Yep.

347
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,549
So that's what a dick's
supposed to look like.

348
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,922
- No, no, no.
- Yeah. Yeah.

349
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:20,354
Yeah, come on! Come on!

350
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:27,404
How much disrespect
can one man take?

351
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,898
Oh, come on!

352
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,571
Are you fucking kidding me?

353
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:38,322
I just don't know how you deal
with them growing up, these kids,

354
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,704
and becoming sexual beings,
you know?

355
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,710
They're sexual beings from
the moment they're born, Hank.

356
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,709
Yes.

357
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:49,297
Tyler, he was fixated
on his penis from the get-go.

358
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,634
He was always, like,
fucking tugging on that thing.

359
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,262
I have a photo series

360
00:16:54,431 --> 00:17:00,054
that chronicles Tyler's penis
from birth to now.

361
00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,344
- Wanna see it, Hank?
- No, not at all.

362
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,231
I think I'd rather see
crime scene photos.

363
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:09,769
I think someone's
a little uptight, huh, babe?

364
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,272
You don't have
to worry about Becca, Hank.

365
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,860
She's experimenting
in a very safe environment.

366
00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:17,953
What does that mean exactly?

367
00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,498
We encourage Tyler
to bring his girlfriends here

368
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,370
instead of, you know,
fucking 'em in secret

369
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,335
in the backseat of a car
or some cheap motel room.

370
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,046
That's not making me feel any better.

371
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,330
Well, it should.

372
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:33,049
Because if the screams that are coming
from that room are any indication...

373
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,382
That girl is clearly enjoying herself.

374
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,218
Still not helping.

375
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,894
Yeah, she is a beautiful girl, Hank.

376
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:51,103
Hey, would you consider
letting us photograph you?

377
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,155
Oh. Oh.

378
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,403
Well, I'm flattered,

379
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,531
<i>but I don't wanna end up
in The Big Book of Cocks.</i>

380
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:01,581
- Hey, Moms.
- Oh, look, Tyler's home.

381
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:04,791
- My baby.
- Oh, Jesus.

382
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,033
Whoa.

383
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,625
What, are you guys high again?

384
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,835
Hey, Hank.

385
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:12,502
What, are you here
to beat me up for something?

386
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,669
Yeah, but only in the literary sense.

387
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:16,340
You ready for some notes?

388
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,007
Wow.

389
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:21,006
Come on, Lizzie.

390
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:24,885
I can't believe that
you fucked your son's nanny

391
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,849
in his mother's bed! Ew!

392
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:31,391
I can't believe you play dirty,
disrespectful sex games

393
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,230
involving your son's father!

394
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,822
I'm sorry about that, Charlie,

395
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:37,030
but that was one of the milder ones.

396
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,113
There are others?

397
00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:42,997
What are they?

398
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,451
Well, uh, there's one
where you just got fired,

399
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,417
and I play the boss
who comes to console you,

400
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:50,461
but I end up fucking Marcy instead.

401
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,258
Oh, yeah, and there's the one
that you play Charlie

402
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,465
and you just got the operation
to make your dick bigger,

403
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,126
And I come to the hospital and I see it

404
00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,131
- for the first time!
- For the first time!

405
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,050
Charlie, I know it's very embarrassing,

406
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,601
but you don't have to worry about it

407
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,844
because you are having sex with Lizzie.

408
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,642
And this is fucking primo shit!

409
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:10,559
I mean, right on, bro.

410
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,558
Thank you, Stu.

411
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,729
Lizzie, I'm sorry
about objectifying you there,

412
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,197
but you're just way out of his league.

413
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,360
No offence, Runkle.

414
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,940
No, I get it,
she's totally out of my league.

415
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,036
I'll take it as a compliment.

416
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,904
OK, so if you're all done
sucking each other's dicks,

417
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,407
can we get back to the business
of firing Lizzie again?

418
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,830
OK, look.

419
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:33,247
We only had sex after
you fired her the first time.

420
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,255
Then you rehired her.

421
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,130
It's very hard to put the toothpaste
back in the tube, Marcy.

422
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:41,678
Once it's out, it's just...
It's... It's out.

423
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,641
I didn't mean for it to happen, Marcy.

424
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,599
It's just that Charlie's been very kind

425
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,725
during a very tough time in my life.

426
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,188
Oh, has it been tough, darling?

427
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,352
OK, look.

428
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,350
- Hey, come on!
- Hey, hey, look. Look, wait!

429
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,269
I have a suggestion.

430
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:58,400
I think that we all feel
a sexual tension between us.

431
00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,569
- What?
- What?

432
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:02,445
Charlie is trying to
work his way into our sex life.

433
00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:04,778
He's even eroticised the very bed

434
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,872
in which his ex-wife is now
sharing with her new husband.

435
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:11,493
He's fucking his son's nanny,
who happens to be young and beautiful,

436
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,710
threatens and delights
all of us in some way.

437
00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,375
OK, so what are you saying, Stuart?

438
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,921
You want us all to have
a fucking orgy or something?

439
00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,635
You know, I was thinking
that we should all go

440
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,429
and talk this out with Dr Lawson.

441
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:23,712
But if you're thinking orgy,

442
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,266
I am totally down with that.

443
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,769
Fuckin' Jesus.

444
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,510
Oh, God.

445
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:34,440
Do you want me to go
check on him, or am I fired?

446
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:47,408
Well, if you think you can get
him to stop crying, yeah.

447
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,134
Your moms are pretty cool.

448
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,762
Yeah, they're all right.

449
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:05,680
Want to talk about your script?

450
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,557
Yeah, thanks for reading it. Um...

451
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:12,393
I have immense respect for you, Hank.
I'm a huge fan.

452
00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,435
Then why are you such an
immense prick around me all the time?

453
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,276
Well, I didn't think you'd respect me
if I was kissing your ass.

454
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,477
That's a good call.

455
00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:21,854
But you... I don't get it.

456
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,573
You say you're a fan,
you want me to read your shit,

457
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:24,738
and then you hand me a script

458
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,700
that's about your relationship
with my daughter.

459
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,945
It's kind of hard for me to be
objective about that, you know?

460
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,787
OK, look. When I found out
that you were Becca's dad,

461
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:33,615
that's all it was about.

462
00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:36,325
I was like, "Sure, I'll take a
shot at Hank Moody's daughter."

463
00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:39,375
You know?
How fucking cool would that be?

464
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:43,923
I'm not proud of that, OK?
But that's the brutal truth, right?

465
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,472
I just thought
if I hung around her long enough,

466
00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:49,474
that I'd get to meet you
at some point, you know?

467
00:21:49,643 --> 00:21:51,434
And the real kicker,

468
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:55,561
and it's the truest part of
that whole fucking script,

469
00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:57,524
is I fell in love with her, Hank.

470
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,026
Becca is amazing.

471
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:01,696
I like to think so.

472
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,939
She's the kind of girl
a guy meets when he's too young,

473
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,903
and he fucks up because there's
too much living left to do.

474
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,653
So, you're gonna have to
forgive me for fucking up,

475
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:13,827
because I'm trying my best
to not make that same mistake again.

476
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:21,793
You ready for some notes?

477
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,885
Yeah, absolutely, let's do it.

478
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:26,970
You sure? Last kid I gave
notes to tried to off himself.

479
00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:29,807
No, I think I can handle it.

480
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,517
All right.

481
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,305
Page one.

482
00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,604
Why the fuck are you fading in?

483
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:50,741
OK.

484
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,536
Maybe he's not all bad.

485
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,161
He's not good or bad.

486
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,291
He's a work in progress, I guess.

487
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,921
Did you know he had two moms?

488
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,416
Debbie and Lisa? Sure.

489
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,962
<i>Lisa asked me to be in
The Big Book of Cocks.</i>

490
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:06,209
- The sequel. Pictionary of penis.
- OK, anything else?

491
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:07,922
Yeah, actually.

492
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:10,932
Um...

493
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:15,352
It's just the whole
fucking parenting thing,

494
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:16,979
it's not getting any easier.

495
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,806
I just spent the afternoon
with a couple of dykes

496
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,142
that know more about raising
a child than I ever will.

497
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,773
You know what,

498
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:29,114
I don't think you should be
so hard on yourself,

499
00:23:29,284 --> 00:23:30,992
cos it's my job.

500
00:23:31,662 --> 00:23:34,413
It's like we made this beautiful child,

501
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,449
and I still don't know
what the fuck I'm doing.

502
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,161
Maybe you should just

503
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,912
start enjoying her company, you know?

504
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,666
Don't judge it so much.

505
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,499
Maybe.

506
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,805
By the way, it looks like
I owe you an apology.

507
00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:53,297
- What?
- I know.

508
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:54,976
That sounds like
a foreign language to me.

509
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,432
You owe me an apology?
Whatever for?

510
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,438
Well, Richard came clean about
the whole stripper thing,

511
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,436
and he told me that you
took the fall for him.

512
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,404
Yes, right, that.

513
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,401
Why'd you do that?

514
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,410
I figured you'd been through enough.

515
00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,990
I didn't want to see you hurt
if you didn't have to be.

516
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,550
Thank you. Thank you.

517
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,509
Yep, we still got it.

518
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:32,043
Shut up.

519
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,181
You still thinking about leaving Richard?

520
00:24:34,266 --> 00:24:36,424
Good night.

521
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:50,989
What's up, Moody, huh?

522
00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,065
Jesus.

523
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,029
What the fuck are you doing here?

524
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,911
How you been, man?

525
00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,575
What, you don't fucking
answer your phone no more?

526
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,373
No, I don't, not when you call.

527
00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:02,451
You know why?
Cos you only call with fucking notes.

528
00:25:04,922 --> 00:25:07,377
- How the fuck you doing, Moody?
- Nero!

529
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,708
- Say my name, say my name again.
- Jesus, get off me.

530
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,430
Whatever happened to just a smile
and a handshake every now and then,

531
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,222
- you fucking psycho?
- Ah, what can I say?

532
00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:18,882
You got me all hot and bothered,
Moody. Good to see you.

533
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,140
What the fuck are you doing here?

534
00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,102
I do have some notes on the script.

535
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,772
Last time I checked,
you were not in the movie.

536
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:26,566
He is now, motherfucker.

537
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:29,143
Nero's gonna make this
fuckin' joint bulletproof, man.

538
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,613
Sam's convinced me to do a cameo.

539
00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,151
And you are just the man to write it.

540
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,032
With my own input, of course.

541
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:36,859
Fine.

542
00:25:36,954 --> 00:25:39,242
But I'm not writing any
of that weird omnisexual shit

543
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:40,825
about you taking a man
in your mouth, all right?

544
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:42,494
Nah, nah, don't worry about that shit.

545
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:44,209
No nut-guzzling shit in my movie, yo.

546
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:47,046
No, no, man, I'm over all that noise.
That was last year.

547
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,882
The year of living ambiguously.
I'm celibate now.

548
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,626
OK. Why?

549
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,051
A man can only shoot
so many loads in a lifetime.

550
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,763
I mean, literally, you can run out.

551
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,135
That's not medically true.

552
00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,553
No, it's true. I've done the research.

553
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:04,806
I have access to the kind of
medical science that civilians do not.

554
00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,472
My dick don't work no more.

555
00:26:07,025 --> 00:26:09,351
I mean, I haven't had an erection
since last year's Golden Globe.

556
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:10,524
Have you seen a doctor about that?

557
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,154
Nah, I don't need to. Don't want to.

558
00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,572
I've transcended sexuality.

559
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,778
Moody, let's face it,
I was put on this earth for a reason.

560
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:20,361
To lead the way.
And I can see clearly now.

561
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:25,911
Sex stands in the way
of true artistic achievement.

562
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:29,879
I want to be the first film actor
to have his genitals removed.

563
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,413
Can you imagine
what that would be like?

564
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:33,382
To be completely dickless?

565
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:37,418
To be a smooth, hairless,
real-life action figure?

566
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:39,264
Like a Ken doll,
or a high-powered eunuch.

567
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,513
Can you even comprehend
what I would be able to accomplish

568
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,643
without the distraction of sex?

569
00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,398
Looking for a doctor
to help me with this.

570
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,978
It's been a little challenging.

571
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,231
I may have to go underground.

572
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,482
Or to Europe.

573
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:54,314
Jesus fuck, I'm nauseous.

574
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:58,315
Oh, get out your laptop.
I feel a monologue coming on.

575
00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:02,492
My character

576
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:07,075
is a grizzled LAPD detective

577
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:08,873
who's confined to a wheelchair.

578
00:27:09,546 --> 00:27:11,040
He's addicted to painkillers.

579
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,704
He hates black people.

580
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,175
But he loves America,
you know what I'm saying?

581
00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:15,540
- No.
- You're not feeling

582
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:16,916
this fuckin' shit, man?

583
00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:19,550
This motherfucker's
droppin' bombs, man.

584
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,513
All over the fucking place, man.

585
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,892
This is gonna be hot.

586
00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:26,267
Get your fucking laptop.

587
00:27:27,397 --> 00:27:28,512
Go ahead.

588
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:30,730
Come on, honey, do it to me,
put it around my neck.

589
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,309
That's it.
You cannot quiet me!

590
00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:38,361
Jesus, Eddie.

591
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,648
What the fuck are you
doing up so early?

592
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:43,036
Up? I didn't go to sleep. I don't need it.

593
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:45,197
Right, because you're a superior being.

594
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:47,034
No, it's not that.

595
00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:48,705
That's elitist.

596
00:27:48,794 --> 00:27:51,711
But I do think I'm the
next step in human evolution.

597
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:53,421
Sure, I'll buy it.

598
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,049
And I think I found my next movie.

599
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,509
Good for you, Edward.

600
00:27:56,593 --> 00:27:57,791
Good for you.

601
00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,926
The writing. The writing!

602
00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:01,430
Reminds me of you.

603
00:28:01,515 --> 00:28:03,673
<i>Fucking & Punching,
but for the Twitter generation.</i>

604
00:28:04,226 --> 00:28:07,143
Much more youthful.
Vital and alive and...

605
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:09,063
This shit is fuckin' raw.