1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,589 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,375 Ah, God, I love fucking you. 3 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,751 God, I love fucking you, too. 4 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,092 Hey, hey, hey. 5 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:17,424 - How's Batesy? - Rehab. 6 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,141 You still thinking about leaving him? 7 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,771 You have a magnificent body. 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,729 Do you think I have what it takes to be an actress? 9 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:24,930 Yes. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,519 Have you had a chance to talk to Stuart 11 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:27,985 about Santa Monica Cop? 12 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,612 If there's a part that I could read for? 13 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,776 No, but I will. 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:31,943 Trixie. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,784 That is a terrific name, if you're a hooker. 16 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:35,899 You take Diners Club? 17 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,026 I'm not kidding. 18 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,152 In about five minutes, 19 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:41,082 Tyler's going to be the hottest screenwriter in the business. 20 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,408 Someone has to represent him. Why not me? 21 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,708 Because you're my fucking agent, Charlie. 22 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,587 - You're fired. - What? 23 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,998 We're bringing in another writer for the on-set work. 24 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:51,372 Charlie sent me to meet with Stu. 25 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:54,132 - Charlie did? - Yeah, I just signed with him. 26 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,336 You just signed with Charlie? 27 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,462 I don't want to hit you. 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,466 I don't want to have anything to do with you, all right? 29 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,014 - Come on, buddy, don't be that way. - I am not your buddy 30 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,977 and you're fucking fired, 31 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,139 as an agent and a friend. 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,527 Five minutes. That's all I need. 33 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,947 Charlie, he doesn't want to see you. 34 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,863 Same as yesterday. I'm sorry. 35 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:22,078 He's never been this mad at me before, Karen. 36 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,328 I don't know what to do. 37 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,125 He feels like you betrayed him. 38 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,241 I did, I did! 39 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:30,037 I... I... I saw the forbidden fruit dangle in front of my face, 40 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:33,916 and I took a big bite, a juicy bite. It was wrong. I see that now. 41 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,345 - What can I do? - Something. Anything. 42 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,839 Maybe, um, tease him a little bit, you know. 43 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,594 Show a little flesh, a little nip-slip. 44 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,097 Whatever gets me in the door. 45 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,394 I am married to another man, Charlie. 46 00:01:46,481 --> 00:01:47,561 Sure, sure, sure. 47 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,975 But you and Hank, you know, you're always just a nod and a wink 48 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,860 from jumping back in the sack. 49 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,190 Or not. 50 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:58,241 OK, I'll be on my way. 51 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,040 - Hey. - Ha! 52 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,547 Having a pool is awesome. 53 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,588 Having a husband in rehab is even better. 54 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,551 Hank, that was Charlie again. 55 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,595 Fuck that penis-headed motherfucker! 56 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:26,188 - Hank, forgive me. - No! 57 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,015 I'll do whatever it takes! 58 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:30,265 Fuck you, Charlie. There's nothing you can do. 59 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,524 This is the pink slip to my Porsche. 60 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,900 Hank, I signed it over to you. It's yours. 61 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,353 Fine, I'll take it. 62 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,073 - So we're good now? - No, never. 63 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,987 People are calling, Hank! There are opportunities to discuss! 64 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,359 Refer them to my new agent. 65 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,737 You have a new agent? 66 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,374 I'm taking meetings. 67 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,825 You're taking meetings? 68 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,296 - Well, Hank, do something! - He's fine. 69 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,716 He's like a beluga. 70 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,047 - Come on! - I think he's got a blowhole. 71 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,662 I'll be on my way. 72 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,625 See you in hell, motherfucka! 73 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,465 Don't say motherfucker like that! It makes me miss you! 74 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:33,262 Have a nice day, honey. 75 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,724 Too soon? 76 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,224 Good luck with your meetings. 77 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,399 Well, thank you. 78 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,275 It's about time I got myself some serious representation, huh? 79 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:45,532 You seem to be doing just fine with your current representation. 80 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,655 Previous representation, Karen. Previous. 81 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,495 Come on. Charlie's been good for you, Hank. 82 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,042 Au contraire, lady fair. 83 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,542 I have done well in spite of Charlie, not because of him. 84 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,919 Come on, that guy would take a bullet for you. 85 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:02,459 Oh, please, he'd piss himself and run away screaming. 86 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,878 Really? That's awesome. 87 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,764 You're so brilliant, baby. 88 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,761 Oh, I don't know what's more offensive, "brilliant" or "baby". 89 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,428 - Stop. - OK. Call me later. 90 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:14,684 Love you. 91 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,600 No, love you more. 92 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,897 - I saw that. - What? 93 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,861 - You pretended to throw up. - I wasn't pretending. 94 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:25,439 I think I threw up for real. Look, sputum. 95 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,158 On the marble. Look... 96 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:30,198 Tyler says that Apocalypse loves his ass, thinks he's brilliant. 97 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:33,124 You do realise you're talking to the man he replaced, right? 98 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,415 I'm sorry, Dad. Didn't mean to embarrass you. 99 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,625 You didn't embarrass me. You insulted me. 100 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:39,255 And Sam will love his ass 101 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,750 right up until the point where he doesn't. 102 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,758 He's a very fickle mistress, that brotha. 103 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,920 For what it's worth, I still love you. 104 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,301 That is worth quite a lot. 105 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,505 Oh! 106 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,058 Thank you. 107 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,966 Yo, lady, you wanna get in on this? 108 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:57,221 All right. 109 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,858 Mmm. 110 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,647 Mmm! 111 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,645 Pilates? 112 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,066 That's mean. 113 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:05,901 So this is what it would be like, 114 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,818 the three of us living in the big house 115 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,238 behind the white picket fence? 116 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,028 All my life, I thought that sort of thing was lame. 117 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,411 Now I realise the joke was on me. 118 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,169 Have a nice day, 119 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,081 honey. 120 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,583 Nailed it! 121 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,437 - I got it! - What? 122 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,306 The part! In Santa Monica Cop. 123 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,143 Really? 124 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,155 Hey, why do you sound so surprised? You don't think I've got the goods? 125 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,032 No, I know you got the goods, all right. 126 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,739 I just, it's... It was such a long shot. 127 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,195 I know, but Stu said that I nailed it. 128 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,656 Oh, Stu said that, did he? 129 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,458 Yep. Are you proud? 130 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,536 Of course. It's awesome. 131 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,958 I know! Oh, I'm so excited! Oh, um, I have to get naked, though. 132 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,378 Well, of course you do. 133 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,876 But it's a good thing you look pretty amazing naked. 134 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,548 Thank you, my Lord. 135 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,469 Speaking of you looking amazing naked, can we make love? 136 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,557 No, I'm, I'm sorry, but I don't have the time, Charlie. 137 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,847 You sure? I can be quick about it. I could really use the release. 138 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,430 I'm sorry, but I, I have three auditions all over town, 139 00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:23,648 and then I have to pick up Stuart from school. 140 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,728 Wait, why are you all wet? 141 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:37,576 So, Hank, tell me, what do you wanna do next? 142 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,453 What is your wildest dream? 143 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,588 Well, my wildest dream involves a three-breasted midget 144 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:46,128 with labial piercings and a desire to please. 145 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,215 But as far as Hollywood is concerned, 146 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:51,298 I think I'd just like to work with a world-class director for once. 147 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,428 I'm sick and tired of the hack parade. 148 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,716 And why haven't you done that? 149 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,386 I don't know. Maybe it's me. Maybe I just don't got the goods. 150 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,678 Nonsense. 151 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,682 It's because you haven't had somebody in your corner 152 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,732 making it happen for you. 153 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,768 Your former representative, if I can even call him that, 154 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,116 a sad, desperate soul. 155 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,573 He's more interested in having an office to jerk off in 156 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,331 than making his clients' dreams come true! 157 00:08:17,414 --> 00:08:21,163 All right, I can make fun of Runkle, but you can't, OK? 158 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,580 Same with my mother. 159 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,326 I respect that. 160 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,083 And I apologise. 161 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:31,510 See, that is the kind of honour I'm talking about, Hank. 162 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:35,380 I can also make that three-breasted midget thing happen for you. 163 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,799 - I know a guy. - Wow. 164 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,019 Hey, boys! I see we're drinking our lunch. 165 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,520 Stu Baggs! How's the horse cock? 166 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,980 - Well... Shh... - Come on. 167 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,227 Take out just enough of it to scare me. 168 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,564 Hank, if you absolutely have to leave Runkle, 169 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:55,984 and I believe you do, this is the guy! 170 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,905 I'm not talking to you, Stu. 171 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:59,989 Look, I know I fired you, 172 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,751 but that doesn't mean I don't love you with all my heart. 173 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,576 Don't be a grudge-holder, Hank. It's unbecoming. 174 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,788 Don't worry, Hank. I'll hold the grudge for you. 175 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,754 So, who are you having lunch with? 176 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:16,090 Well, actually, um, this could be slightly awkward. 177 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,090 Slightly? 178 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,548 Stu. 179 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,258 Larry. 180 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,688 Hank. 181 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,350 After the shit I've seen you do to yourself, 182 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,899 there's no way I'm touching 183 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,557 that fucking disgusting mitt of yours, Runkle. 184 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,988 Understood. 185 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,528 Just take good care of him, OK? 186 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:37,860 Just because I fired you, Charlie, 187 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,111 doesn't mean I don't love you with all my heart. 188 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,372 I know that. It makes me feel a little better. 189 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,579 Just kidding. 190 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,752 Fuck you, motherfucka! 191 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,460 No crying at The Palm, Runkle. 192 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:56,047 If you're not careful, it'll be on Deadline 193 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,012 before you get back to the office. 194 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,129 Mmm. 195 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,436 Larry, it's been a slice. 196 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:07,138 This meeting's not over yet, Hank. There's somebody I'd like you to meet. 197 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,691 Follow me. 198 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,740 Thank you, Romeo. 199 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:20,109 Are you OK, Runkle? 200 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:22,243 Am I OK, Stu? 201 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,786 I'm the furthest from OK I've ever been. 202 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,413 I've lost the only client who ever meant anything to me. 203 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:28,617 OK, OK. 204 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:31,001 Just keep your fucking voice down, Runkle. 205 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:34,423 I mean, I've seen at least three of your other clients in this very room. 206 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,170 I mean, do you want them to see you like this? 207 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,755 Whatever. 208 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,922 Least I still got Lizzie. 209 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:41,880 Yeah. 210 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,051 So she really nailed it, huh? 211 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:50,731 Yeah, I mean, she was good. I mean, she was fine. 212 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,103 Well, but you gave her the part, right? 213 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,904 I mean, she must have been better than fine. 214 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,193 Well, you know, she's certainly gorgeous. 215 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,158 Yes, I know. 216 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:09,497 Yeah, something's not adding up here, Stu. 217 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,669 You don't wanna know, Charlie. 218 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,210 Know what? 219 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,375 Look, the only reason I'm going to tell you 220 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,505 is because I think you need to know what you're dealing with here. 221 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,719 OK. 222 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:23,380 Gentlemen. 223 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,308 She blew me. 224 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,141 What? Who? 225 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,478 Lizzie. 226 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,149 That's crazy. 227 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:38,191 She offered me a blowie in exchange for the role. 228 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,236 Now, I took it. It was an honest transaction. 229 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,118 How could you do that to me? 230 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,945 - Or Marcy? - Hey, hey, hey. 231 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,662 That one little blowjob, however delightful, 232 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,167 in no way diminishes the depth of my feeling for my beloved wife. 233 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,248 - Oh, I think it does. - Runkle, 234 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,918 you know, there are certain things in this life 235 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,752 that a man just cannot pass up. 236 00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,753 And one of them is having Lizzie's lips 237 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,885 wrapped around my love cannon. 238 00:12:03,182 --> 00:12:05,673 I can't believe my girlfriend blew you! 239 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,345 She's not your girlfriend. 240 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,512 OK, so we haven't had that conversation. 241 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,056 - I still feel she's my one and only. - Well, guess what, she's not, OK? 242 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,898 She is a fucking climber and she's doing it with style. 243 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,901 How do you know I won't tell Marcy about this? 244 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,282 - What is wrong with you? - What? 245 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,079 Why would you do that? 246 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,454 Why would you want to hurt the mother of your child? 247 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,657 You know, that is sick. 248 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,290 That is something only a monster would do, Charlie. 249 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:39,042 Now, are you ready to order? I gotta get to the set. 250 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,249 Romeo? 251 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:48,308 So I hear your work is very sexual, ja? 252 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,971 Yeah, I suppose so. 253 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,176 Ja. 254 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,522 You know, Hank, I would very much like to work with you. 255 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,560 Wow. That would be a dream come true. 256 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,062 You work fast, dude. 257 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,528 - It's what I do. - Uh-huh. 258 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,398 I have to say that your, your, your work 259 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:04,816 has meant a lot to me over the years, sir. 260 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,195 "Sir"? What is with this "Sir"? You can call me Lars, ja? 261 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,032 OK, Lars, 262 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,997 I just gotta say that it's really a kick 263 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,539 to be sitting across from a filmmaker whose work I admire. 264 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,036 Usually, I work with directors whose movies suck so hard 265 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,790 that I have to pretend that I was out of the country 266 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,552 or in a coma when they were released, if you know what I'm saying. 267 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,173 That is excellent, Hank. So nice to hear. 268 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,838 Hollywood has gone to shit. Scheiße. 269 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,302 What should we do? We should leave? Get out? No! 270 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,849 We dig in. We fight. 271 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,136 Ja. 272 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,351 I see myself returning to my root. 273 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,977 I wish next to make something very violent, 274 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,814 very sexual. 275 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,317 Wheelhouse! 276 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:45,487 Ja. 277 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:46,856 I want to make a picture about 278 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:50,202 the most famous whore in the history of mankind, 279 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,122 Mary Magdalene. 280 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,121 Interesting. 281 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,751 Jennifer Aniston. 282 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,663 She is attached. 283 00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,662 OK. 284 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,045 Why can't the Bible be sexy, huh? 285 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,667 Totally. That's what my grandmother always used to say. 286 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,553 Aha! The girls are here! 287 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,255 - Trixie? Trixie! - Hank! 288 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,395 Oh, you know each other. How lovely. 289 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,763 I knew this relationship was meant to be. 290 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,767 Larry, my man, Runkle never set me up on a meeting like this. 291 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:25,066 Well, I just wanted you to see what real representation is like. 292 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,529 So, Hank, you do your research 293 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,070 and I do my research, 294 00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:30,489 we compare notes, ja? 295 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,032 Hells ja. 296 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,329 Hi! 297 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,089 You look like a slut. 298 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,632 In a good way. 299 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,884 It's for an audition. 300 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,890 Is everything OK, Charlie? You're home early. 301 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:56,682 I'm fine. 302 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,100 You seem awfully quiet. 303 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,529 Oh, what's wrong? Is it Hank? 304 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,153 Did you give Stu a blowjob? 305 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,997 No! Gross! 306 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,371 I knew you didn't! Thank God. 307 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,796 Well, maybe I did. 308 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,956 Maybe? 309 00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:28,922 Did he drug you? 310 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,385 No, he didn't drug me, Charlie. 311 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,507 OK, I gave him a blowjob. 312 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,310 Why? 313 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,518 Because I really wanted the part. 314 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,645 But you might have gotten the part anyway! 315 00:15:40,858 --> 00:15:41,972 Maybe. 316 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,645 See, now you'll never know. 317 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,772 It doesn't matter any more because I have the part. 318 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,146 Right. 319 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,986 I guess I see your logic. 320 00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:58,032 It didn't mean anything, Charlie. It was just a blowjob. 321 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,291 Yeah, but what happened to the girl who, who didn't want to 322 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,794 go from kissing to finger-banging in just a matter of seconds? 323 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,088 She's standing right here. 324 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:09,586 She still doesn't. 325 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:13,006 Just because she gave a big movie producer 326 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,972 a blowjob in exchange for a role 327 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,178 doesn't mean that she's changed or sold out. 328 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,939 He's a married man, you know. 329 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,519 I know, but he's the one that accepted my offer, and... 330 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,566 And? 331 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:30,229 Marcy can be really mean to me sometimes. 332 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,608 Yeah, she can be a real bitch. 333 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,943 And she has been known to relax on the blowjobbing 334 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,947 once she settles in to a marriage. 335 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,121 Look... 336 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,540 I hope this doesn't change anything between us. 337 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,756 I still really like you. 338 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,834 I really like you, too. 339 00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,673 Cool. 340 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:53,921 OK, I have to get to my audition. 341 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,508 Wish me luck. 342 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,940 Good luck. 343 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:08,311 - And how's Becca? - She's great. She's in college now. 344 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,811 Holy shit. That's trippy. 345 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,484 Did she end up being a lesbian? 346 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,483 - No, much to my chagrin. - Hmm! 347 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,699 She is dating a guy with two moms, though. 348 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,032 Groovy! 349 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,576 And Karen? 350 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:24,580 She's actually married to this crazy fucking character. 351 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,877 That must really chap your hide. 352 00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,292 Not as much as you'd think. 353 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,955 You know, I like him. He's a good guy. A bit of a drinker, though. 354 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,626 - More so than you? - Different. 355 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,679 When I drink, I do stupid shit. 356 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:39,098 And when he drinks, he does stupid shit with young boys. 357 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:40,429 Ew! That's not good. 358 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,558 Almost never a good idea. 359 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:45,849 So are you still hoping for a reconciliation? 360 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,061 I don't know if I'm hoping so much as yearning, you know? 361 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,394 We're still pretty much as star-crossed as ever. 362 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,233 Copy that. 363 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,734 How about you? 364 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,114 - Any love in your life? - No. 365 00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,780 The whole sex-for-money thing kind of scares 'em off, you know? 366 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,035 Well, you shouldn't charge them, then. 367 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,911 You're funny. 368 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:07,160 It's gonna take a pretty special fella. 369 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,914 You think so? 370 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,874 I'm sick of waiting. 371 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,874 - So should we do this? - Oh, we should do this. 372 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,341 And a little bit of that, if you know what I'm sayin'. 373 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,628 OK. 374 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:18,802 Hello. 375 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,893 What is that? 376 00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,433 I wouldn't worry about it. He's a legendary kinkster. 377 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:26,810 - Lars? - And Larry. 378 00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,476 Those old-school guys like to get their perv on 379 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:29,682 with the 'tutes. 380 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,354 - The... - Prostitutes. 381 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,476 Oh, right on. 382 00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:33,686 So you think she's OK? 383 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:38,277 Yeah, they're probably just playing Passion of the Christ or something. 384 00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,199 I missed you, Hank. 385 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,446 I missed you too, Trixella. 386 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,083 I gotta go check on her. 387 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,915 Clock's ticking. 388 00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,050 Hey, dude, what's the deal? 389 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:01,970 What's the world coming to when a whore cannot get a man hard, huh? 390 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,553 Relax. Pop a Viagra. 391 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,889 You know, you got a lot on your mind. 392 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,185 Viagra? I don't need that medical shit! 393 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,932 I'm virility incarnate, you asshole! 394 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,100 It's nothing to be ashamed of. You are getting on in years. 395 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,684 - Fuck you, writer! - OK, fine. Fuck me. 396 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:16,352 But take it easy on her. I think you're scaring the girl. 397 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,073 You're going to tell me how to conduct myself 398 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,115 in my own house with a whore? 399 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,317 Hey, stop raging, ja? 400 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,199 Hank, it's better to just let him be. 401 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,995 He's an artist. His passions run deep. 402 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,748 Fine, whore, you don't get me hard, I will urinate on you! 403 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,915 Assume the position, I will piss on you! 404 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,999 No, don't assume anything. Don't do that. That's gross. 405 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:38,709 Unless she's OK with it. 406 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,179 You OK with it? Really? 407 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:42,589 I am paying this whore for her time. 408 00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:45,304 If I choose to treat her like a toilet... 409 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,517 - I will treat her like a toilet! - I don't wanna fight with you. 410 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,680 I like your work. I really like your work, man. 411 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,851 Why do I keep fighting with directors? 412 00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:54,148 It's gotta be me, you know? 413 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,354 You happy now, you old fucking creeper? 414 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,320 I didn't want to give one of my favourite filmmakers 415 00:19:58,407 --> 00:20:00,399 a bloody nose, but you made me. 416 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,986 He made me. 417 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,871 I guess it's kind of cool to realise that 418 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,167 world-class filmmakers are just as fallible as the rest of us, huh? 419 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:14,045 So, yeah, I'll call you. 420 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,459 I'll let you know what I decide, Larry. 421 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,127 It was nice to meet you and you know, 422 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,966 thanks for lunch and for this whole thing here, you know. 423 00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,515 You just lost me a client 424 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,473 I've worked with for over three decades. 425 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,598 Oscars, Golden Globes, Palme d'Ors. 426 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,182 The agency will never sign you, Hank. 427 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,389 Ever. 428 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,690 As far as I'm concerned, you're dead. 429 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,561 You and that animal Runkle deserve each other. 430 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,864 Great seeing you again, Hank. 431 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:48,956 You too, Trixie. 432 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,868 Always a pleasure. 433 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,833 Thanks for sticking up for us working girls. 434 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,330 That's what I do. 435 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,212 One of these days, Hank, 436 00:20:56,298 --> 00:21:00,165 you're not gonna be pining and I'm not gonna be working. 437 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,968 Shit's gonna happen. 438 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,429 Sparks will fly. 439 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,423 I look forward to that. 440 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,047 Writer! 441 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,633 Get the fuck out of my house, ja? 442 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,637 Hey, Trixie, hold up. Hold up. 443 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,107 What the fuck, Charlie? 444 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,520 What is so important 445 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,362 that I have to drive all the way to fucking Malibu? 446 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,652 Why can't we meet halfway or something? 447 00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,697 I didn't want to drink and drive. 448 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,907 Oh, you're such a silly cunt. 449 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,119 Why don't you just, you know, come on in, 450 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,996 sit down, relax. 451 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,832 Would you like something to drink? 452 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,290 No, not particularly. 453 00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,371 I think I'm gonna have a drink. 454 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,958 Good for you. 455 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,457 So what's the problem? 456 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:42,927 Is something wrong with Stuart? 457 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,755 No, he's sleeping. 458 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,131 We watched Iron Giant again. 459 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,225 It's such a sweet movie. 460 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,272 "Hogarth. Friend." 461 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,022 I know what this is about. It's about Hank, right? 462 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:00,526 Look, I know you're taking it hard, 463 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:03,447 but these things tend to happen, especially to agents. 464 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,524 - You guys... - OK, it's not about Hank. 465 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,491 Although that has been very upsetting. 466 00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,701 OK, can we skip to the point? 467 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,828 OK, OK. 468 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,287 - This is about you. - Me? 469 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,001 I just... I... 470 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,752 I wanted to know if you're happy. 471 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,500 Of course I'm happy. 472 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,592 OK, so Stu... 473 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,589 Do you love him? 474 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,259 Hey, I know what this is. 475 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,973 This is one of your half-assed attempts 476 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,514 - to win me back or something, right? - No, that's ridiculous. 477 00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:34,512 No, not ridiculous, Charlie. 478 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:35,803 OK! OK! 479 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,606 I have to tell you something! 480 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,686 What? 481 00:22:42,738 --> 00:22:44,730 Lizzie cheated on me. 482 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,982 Oh, God. 483 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:55,040 I'm sorry, Charlie. 484 00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,834 Hank leaves you and then 485 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:02,413 Lizzie cheats on you. 486 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:04,630 It's not such a stellar week, huh? 487 00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:06,378 No, not at all. 488 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:09,721 Hey, wait a minute. 489 00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:12,552 Who'd she bang? 490 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,179 She didn't bang. 491 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,688 She blew. 492 00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,776 She blew who? 493 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:31,284 Some guy in her acting class. 494 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,365 Oh, thank God. 495 00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,118 I mean, 496 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:39,078 I'm really sorry, Charlie. 497 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,044 That's gotta suck. 498 00:23:41,797 --> 00:23:43,172 Sure does. 499 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:50,922 Fuck her. She's a slut. 500 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,432 Can I go now? 501 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,811 How was your day, honey? 502 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,519 Ah... 503 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:02,937 Weird. 504 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,984 I spent the day with perverts and whores. 505 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,149 - Well... - Don't worry. 506 00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,029 I didn't sleep with any of them. 507 00:24:08,115 --> 00:24:09,858 Close, but I didn't take my cigar out. 508 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,824 Gross, and I don't even care. 509 00:24:11,910 --> 00:24:13,819 - Sure you do, Karen. - No, I don't. 510 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:17,121 Anyway, I don't even have a right to care about such things. 511 00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,781 You do too have rights. 512 00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:22,712 You have the baby mama's bill of rights. 513 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,667 - You hungry? - Not particularly. 514 00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,916 But I do love watching you cook. 515 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:29,290 - Really? - Yeah. 516 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:33,135 It's been really nice playing house this last little while. 517 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,970 It's always nice to take a vacation from your real life, Hank. 518 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,765 Well, all that's missing is the vacation sex. 519 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,349 Which is usually pretty primo. 520 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,895 - Remember Paris? - I don't. 521 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:47,020 But I do remember the inside of a hotel room in Paris 522 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:48,275 that we never left. 523 00:24:48,363 --> 00:24:49,478 Mmm-hmm. 524 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,438 I wanted to go to the Louvre. 525 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,360 And I wanted to go to the vagin. 526 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:54,827 And I think you won out. 527 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:56,738 - I think we both won out, Karen. - Maybe. 528 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:59,072 It's just funny that, after all these years, 529 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:02,369 we can just pick up as if it were yesterday, huh? 530 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:04,335 I'm sure we could pick it up again, 531 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,746 but it would go to shit pretty soon thereafter. 532 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,548 At some point soon, we're gonna be too old 533 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:09,748 for it to go to shit. 534 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,051 That's so depressing. 535 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,672 So, uh, Bates is coming home tomorrow. 536 00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:16,964 Oh, bummer. 537 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:20,096 - I mean, that's great. - Yeah. 538 00:25:20,187 --> 00:25:22,393 - Yeah, it's good for him. - Hmm. 539 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:23,856 We'll see. 540 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,309 So we've got tonight? 541 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:30,817 What? 542 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,198 I can't. 543 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:39,287 It doesn't mean that some small part of you 544 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,701 doesn't want to, 545 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:41,870 does it? 546 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,073 Small? 547 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,286 I can't. 548 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,251 I know. 549 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,218 Maybe just knowing we could is enough. 550 00:25:55,472 --> 00:25:57,264 Actually, it's not. 551 00:25:58,225 --> 00:25:59,304 I'm sorry. 552 00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,475 - Oh, sweetie. What is it? - What's wrong? 553 00:26:07,568 --> 00:26:10,983 What do you think? Same old, stupid, fucking shit with that asshole. 554 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,607 Hey, what the fuck is wrong with you? What happened to the guy who was 555 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:19,494 head-over-heels in love with my daughter? 556 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,157 I didn't do anything, Hank, I promise. 557 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,659 Really? She seems to think otherwise. 558 00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,208 Well, she was looking through my texts, 559 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,621 and she found something she didn't like. 560 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,086 Can you blame her? What was it? 561 00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,202 It was nothing. 562 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:30,505 There was this girl who's, who's 563 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,963 been working with Samurai. Kali. He's producing her... 564 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,377 Just stay the fuck away from her, all right? You hear me? 565 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,258 Why? Did you hit that or something? I'm just kidding, dude! I'm sorry. 566 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:40,637 Look, it's nothing to kid about, all right? 567 00:26:40,726 --> 00:26:42,849 As far as Samurai's concerned, that's his woman. 568 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,396 Well, I appreciate your concern, Hank, but Sam loves the shit out of me. 569 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:47,644 Yeah, he loves the shit out of you, 570 00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,275 right up until the point that he finds out you've been 571 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,897 messing around with the woman that he loves the shit out of. 572 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,778 Oh, come on, dude. That guy gets tons of pussy. 573 00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:55,358 It doesn't matter. This is the one he wants. 574 00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,653 Well, whatever. I really don't think 575 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,900 he's gonna go and beat the crap out of me all over again. 576 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:00,737 Just keep playing with fire and we'll see. 577 00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,158 Yeah, I hear you, "Dad." Jesus! 578 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,706 OK, now get the fuck out of here. 579 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,910 Don't come back without a dozen roses and your dick in a box!