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<i>Previously on Californication...</i>

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You have a magnificent body.

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Do you think I have
what it takes to be an actress?

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Did you give Stu a blowjob?

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Well, maybe I did.

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I'll let you know what I decide.

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Oh, no, you don't!

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You're signing with me,
and you're signing with me right now!

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Someone has to represent him.
Why not me?

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Because you're
my fucking agent, Charlie.

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There's this girl who has been
working with Samurai, Kali.

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Just stay the fuck away from her,
all right? You hear me?

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- You're fired.
- What?

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We're bringing in
another writer for the on-set work.

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Charlie sent me to meet with Stu.

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- Charlie did?
- Yeah, I just signed with him.

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I don't want to have anything
to do with you, all right?

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- Come on, buddy, don't be that way.
- Hey, I am not your buddy

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and you're fucking fired,

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as an agent and a friend.

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Tyler switched drinks,

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thought it'd be funny
to watch him get drunk.

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Having a pool is awesome.

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Having a husband in rehab
is even better.

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Bates is coming back tomorrow.

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So we've got tonight?

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What's up, 24-hour party people?

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Hey, Hank. You're just in time.
Have a seat.

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We're just about to say grace.

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For lunch? Really?

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I thought that was more
of a dinner thing.

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Don't get me wrong,
I've had some fabulous midday meals,

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but I never thought
to thank the chairman for 'em.

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But that's just me.

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An ungrateful heathen.

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Highway to hell and whatnot.

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- What's he doing?
- Ssh! Be quiet.

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If you must know,
I am letting go and letting God.

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Letting God what?

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Letting him in.

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Letting him take care of me.

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Letting him help me stay sober.

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Does he let you out for
a drink every once in a while?

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Nailed it.

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Kid, don't leave me hanging.

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- You're gonna have to go, Hank.
- Why? What?

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I can't have you in my home

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if you're going to mock
and challenge my sobriety.

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I'm not challenging your sobriety,
but mocking it is kind of fun.

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OK, I'll be good. I promise.

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Sorry, Hank. I've already
discussed this with Gabriel.

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Who the fuck is Gabriel?

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My sponsor and personal saviour.

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Sure they didn't brainwash you
over there, Batesy?

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And what if they did?

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Maybe my brain needed washing, huh?

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- Jesus.
- Yes.

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Exactly, Hank.
You just hit it on the head.

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Jesus.

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I'm gonna go.

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Yeah.

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I appreciate that, Hank.

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No, no, I'm gonna hit the road.

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My work here is done.

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My life and my career at an all-time low.

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New York is calling.
What do you make of them big apples?

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Do you need a ride to the airport?

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Can I get a Heineken, please?

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Sure. Coming right up.

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- What the fuck do you want?
- I'm just saying hey.

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So did you end up
signing with Larry Levine?

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No.

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That didn't work out
quite as well as I'd hoped.

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Yeah, I actually heard all about it.

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I'm sorry.

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There's no keeping
a secret in this town.

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So, you ready to come back to me yet?

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- Eat shit and die, Charlie.
- OK.

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Oh, I also heard that Karen and Bates
gave you the bum's rush.

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You're welcome to come back
and crash at the villa if you want.

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I'd rather sleep in the Porsche.

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You can always park it
out in front of the villa.

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Don't worry your ugly,
bald head about it, OK?

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I'm going back to New York anyway.

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- I'm leaving tomorrow.
- I'm gonna miss you!

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- No, you won't.
- Yes, I will.

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No, if you were truly gonna miss me,

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then you wouldn't have done
something to drive me away.

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Well, maybe you should
realise my limitations

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and stop expecting me to be
someone I'm not.

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Nice, right?

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I really kind of zinged you
with that one, huh, buddy?

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Look, I'm sorry I let you down, OK?

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I'm really very sorry.

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I'm more sorry than I've
ever been about anything ever.

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And that's saying a lot.

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Oh...

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And Lizzie gave Stu a blowie
in exchange for a role

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<i>in Santa Monica Cop
and I'm really torn up about it.</i>

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You're a real fucking narcissist,
you know that?

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Yes, but it still hurts.

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And who else do I have to share
my pitiful tales of woe with?

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So you gonna come pick up
your stuff before you go?

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Maybe...

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I will. Maybe I won't.

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Maybe I'll just sit on this barstool
all night long drinking, huh?

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You'll just have to wait and see
won't you?

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Now fuck off.

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Be gone with you.

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Hey. Lizzie, right?

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Oh, Hank. Hello.

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Hey, I heard you gave Stu a blowjob.

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Oh. Ssh, ssh, ssh!

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I'm sorry. It's just it's very hard
to keep a secret in this town.

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- Impossible.
- Yeah, ain't that the truth.

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Yeah, you kind of tore his heart out.

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Yeah, well, so did you.

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Yeah, but he gave mine
the finger first, so...

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What do you care anyway?
I thought you hated him.

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I do. Right now.

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But that doesn't mean I want
anybody else treating him like shit.

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I know. I feel bad about it, I do.

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Whatever. Shit happens.

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Blowjobs can be accidental.

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- I know, right?
- Yeah.

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You could be laughing
like you heard a joke.

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Ha, ha, ha, oh, sorry.

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I'm... I'm so sorry.

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Well, it was an accident.

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What are you doing here, anyway?

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I have the night off work.
I felt like whetting my whistle.

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Well, can I buy you a whistle-whetter?

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You know what? I have a better idea.

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What do you think about
going back to Charlie's place

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and whetting our whistles there?

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- What about Charlie?
- He's out for the night.

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- Oh.
- Hmm.

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Well, I do have to pick up my stuff.

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See? It's a good idea, right?

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I'm not gonna sleep with you.

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Oh. You're not?

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No. I couldn't do that
to the poor bastard.

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At least I don't think I could.

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I mean, you'd pretty much
have to tie me up

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<i>like Kathy Bates in Misery,
only instead of hobbling me,</i>

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you'd have to, you know...

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Rape me.

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- That sounds like fun.
- Oh, dear.

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All right, Lizzie, I am reasonably certain

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that I'm not gonna have sex with you.

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Oh, I know you're not.

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I'm glad to hear that.

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And how do you know this exactly?

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Surprise!

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Holy shitness.

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Everyone I love and loathe
all in one room.

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We decided to throw you
a going-away party, Hank.

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It was Charlie's idea.

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- Mine.
- You shouldn't have.

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I sent Lizzie to try to lure you back here.

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- Did she do a good job?
- She did very well.

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I thought she wanted to,
you know, fuck me.

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Yeah, she's a very good actress.

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- You were acting, right?
- Of course.

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- I'm still mad at you.
- Of course you are.

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In the meantime, enjoy your party.

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- Once...
- What's wrong with you?

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- So, are you really going this time?
- Yep.

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Are you gonna miss
the shit out of me or what?

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It's always the same thing, you know.

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Whether you're coming or going,
my heart skips a beat or two,

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and then I just have to clear up
the mess you leave behind.

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You found a new way
of calling me a charming asshole.

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- Good for you, Karen.
- Yeah.

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But I've got to be off like a prom dress.

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You've got a lot of shit to deal with.

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Oh, I have some shit.

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Who's the creeper?

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Hank, I want you to meet Gabriel.

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Nice to meet you, Gabe.

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- It's Gabriel.
- Yeah?

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So, what gives, dude?

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I mean, I appreciate you
coming to the send-off and all,

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but the last thing
you need is a fucking party.

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That is exactly what I said.

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- Right?
- Karenina.

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Do you have a tampon? I just
started bleeding in my prannies.

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Ambrosia.

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I love a woman on her period.

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- Oh, my God.
- You do?

191
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I think it's very important
to challenge Richard's sobriety.

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Great minds, Gabe.

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That's what I was doing
and he kicked me out for it.

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There's positive ways of doing it, Hank.

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You were negging him.

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How does Gabe know
I was negging him?

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It's Gabriel. And he tells me everything.

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- I tell him everything.
- Everything?

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- Everything.
- Everything.

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Does he know
about the glorious mangina?

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- Everything, Hank.
- I'm not ashamed.

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- Moody.
- Hey, Sam.

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- What's up, man?
- How you doing?

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What are you leaving for,
motherfucker?

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You did fire me, buddy.

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How do you feel?

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- You want a drink right now?
- I do, so much.

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- Here, motherfucker.
- No, no, no.

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Don't fucking raise
your hand on me, man.

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Who the fuck is this clown?

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That's his personal saviour.

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Do you need a drink right now?

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No.

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No, I don't need a drink.

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- You see the difference, right?
- I do.

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You're my angel, Gabriel.

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It's a pleasure.

218
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Fuck is that all about, man?

219
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Fucked if I know.

220
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- Man, we good, right?
- I don't know, Sam.

221
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You fired me,
you dangled me off a balcony,

222
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and then you replaced me with my
daughter's stupid fucking boyfriend.

223
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I did all that shit
out of love, motherfucker.

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That's how it's done where I'm from.

225
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You know that, man.

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I'm gonna miss you anyway,
though, buddy, for real.

227
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- We was good together.
- All right.

228
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Well, how's it working out
with Tyler, anyway?

229
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That motherfucker's excellent, man.

230
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I mean, this motherfucking kid
got my rhythm down pat.

231
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I mean, you kind of had my shit, too, yo.

232
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But I had to improvise around that
pretentious shit you was writing,

233
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but the kid,
he spikes it every time, man.

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- It's some bong bong.
- Great. Thanks for the download.

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Hey.

236
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Hey. You brought Kali, huh?

237
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Yeah, I think I got
another shot at her and shit.

238
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She really warming up to a kid, man.

239
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And I've been on some
real gentlemen shit,

240
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you know, fucking opening doors,
"Thank you."

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When she sneeze,
I fucking bless the bitch.

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All right. Good for you, man.
I hope it works out.

243
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She's a good gal.

244
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Motherfuckin' right she is, man.

245
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And her career's
about to blow up to the moon.

246
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,253
So not only this bitch gonna make me
more money than I already have...

247
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,415
Mmm.

248
00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:11,618
I love the shit out of her.

249
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:12,994
Thinking about putting
a baby up in her ass.

250
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,584
"In her ass"?

251
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,169
- I mean getting her pregnant.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

252
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,505
No, I know what you're talking about.

253
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,836
But I'm just thinking maybe
you should think about that.

254
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,045
Why the fuck not, man?

255
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,381
The sun got nine planets.
I can have nine baby mamas.

256
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,009
- Wow.
- Enjoying your partay?

257
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:29,095
Yeah, but I'm still mad at you.

258
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,600
Duly noted.

259
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,514
Damnalama, Runkle.

260
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,483
Who the fuck is that bitch right there?

261
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,980
What the fuck?

262
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,028
Oh, you have a little
flotsam and jetsam there.

263
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,823
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, there we go.

264
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,533
Excuse me, gentlemen.

265
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,243
I have to redo my makeup now.

266
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,196
Jesus!

267
00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:49,616
Could you two be any more obvious?

268
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,667
What the fuck crawled up your ass,
Runkle?

269
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,833
We're just talking here.

270
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,080
Lizzie has to work
first thing in the morning,

271
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,965
and we are discussing her character.

272
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,165
Oh, I see.

273
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,716
So how does your character feel
about having his dick in your mouth?

274
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,011
- Don't be crude, Charlie.
- That's disgusting.

275
00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,343
What do you mean it's disgusting?

276
00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,509
It actually happened. In real life.

277
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,808
- It was business.
- Strictly business.

278
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,681
Yep. Pure biz...

279
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,053
Pure heavenly biz.

280
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,485
You just blew him again, didn't you?

281
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,030
I thought it was a blowjob, one blowjob.

282
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,156
What's the difference
between one blowjob and two?

283
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,524
Blowjobs are like handshakes.

284
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:26,659
My world is crumbling.

285
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,704
You know, you're really
going to have to find a way

286
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,249
to put this behind you, Runkle.

287
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,160
In the meantime,
could you get me another drink?

288
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,584
Oh. And while you're at it, Charlie...

289
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,757
- Just...
- Balance. Like that.

290
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,039
Thank you.

291
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,930
- Something's wrong.
- What are you going on about?

292
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:52,055
Stu and I,
we haven't fucked in, like, days.

293
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,345
What's so weird about that?

294
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,148
Sometimes you need a break
from hitting that shit.

295
00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,392
No, trust me, it's weird.

296
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,238
Usually the guy can't keep
his hands off me, OK?

297
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,613
Fuck, the last time
something like this happened,

298
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,526
<i>Charlie was playing Secretary
with his secretary.</i>

299
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,196
- Remember that shit?
- Who can forget?

300
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,567
That was, like, the beginning of the end.

301
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,072
But I'm sure
it'll work itself out, you know.

302
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,574
Everybody goes through
their peaks and valleys.

303
00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:16,420
- Yeah, you and Karen?
- Never.

304
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:17,667
That shit was fierce.

305
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,792
- What can I say?
- See, that's what I'm talking about.

306
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,592
- I want that.
- OK, look, here's an idea.

307
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:25,085
<i>Why don't you just go grab
that well-hung makher of yours</i>

308
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,339
and jump his bones,
remind him what he's missing?

309
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,842
We're just guys.
We're stupid sometimes.

310
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,260
- A lot of times.
- I know.

311
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,062
Don't go, Hankie.

312
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,307
Life's so much more interesting
when you're around.

313
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:40,152
I don't think Karen and Becca
would agree with you on that one.

314
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,729
They fucking love you to pieces,
you dumb shit.

315
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,444
We all do.
You just have trouble loving yourself.

316
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,857
Mmm.

317
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,905
Thank you, Dr Sigmund Smurf.

318
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,620
Well, you're welcome.

319
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,497
That'll be five cents, please.

320
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,456
Wouldn't it be great
if we could just go back

321
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,701
to being stupid and happy,
like those two?

322
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,588
It's so sweet.

323
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,293
- Oh.
- Can I join?

324
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,295
Oh, a big giraffe.

325
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,509
OK, now, this would be
a threesome for all times.

326
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,636
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

327
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,266
This shit would be off the chain.

328
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,185
Our chemistry would be like pow, OK?

329
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:17,018
I would be the fucking spice,
the sexual Tabasco.

330
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,681
You guys could have
your sensual, your lovemaking,

331
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,446
and I'd work the balls
and the assholes and all that shit.

332
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,727
Yeah.

333
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,103
You know you want it.

334
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:27,074
God damn it.

335
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,366
Do you hear
how sexually frustrated I am?

336
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,733
Yes. Yes.

337
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:31,944
Fuck. I'm hot. Get off.

338
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,533
I need to find Stu.

339
00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:35,663
I love that little chick.

340
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,375
- Oh, me, too.
- Stop it.

341
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,008
I was looking all over for you.

342
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,672
Here I am. Not talking to Stu.
Just doing my job.

343
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:53,679
Look, I'm sorry that I've been
such a freak about everything.

344
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,393
You're entitled to your feelings, Charlie.

345
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,436
But we're not exactly married,
you know?

346
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,314
I know. You're absolutely right.

347
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,562
You are right.

348
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,189
And I think I would like to change that.

349
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:05,776
What are you talking about?

350
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,699
I just... I'd like to put all this
nasty blowjob-s

351
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:11,535
stuff behind us and get serious.

352
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,657
I want to have a real
relationship with you, Lizzie.

353
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,373
You and me.

354
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,073
Sitting in a tree. K-l-S-S-l-N-G.

355
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,200
You're so sweet, Charlie.

356
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,371
It's just I've been thinking
about this a lot lately.

357
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,540
And I think I realised something.

358
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,344
I think you might be
my last hope for true love.

359
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,512
But how can that be, Charlie?

360
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,675
You've been so furious with me
for blowing Stu.

361
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,555
Yes, and that still doesn't sit well.

362
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,555
But, like I said,
I've been thinking about it,

363
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,768
and I don't think that it's a deal breaker.

364
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,853
So here are my terms.

365
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:48,771
If you would be willing
to not blow anyone but me,

366
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,820
then I would be willing to give
the two of us a real shot.

367
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,108
What do you say?

368
00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:56,993
No.

369
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,413
No?

370
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,502
Just like that, "no"?

371
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:05,672
Look, we're at very different
places in our lives, Charlie.

372
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,593
I'm at the beginning of what I hope
will be an interesting journey,

373
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:11,346
- and you're...
- At the end?

374
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,429
- I didn't say that.
- But you were thinking it.

375
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,054
No, I wasn't.

376
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,980
OK, I'm gonna go, Charlie.

377
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,527
I have to get some rest before tomorrow

378
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,062
and my jaw is just killing me.

379
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,857
Look, why don't we
put a pin in this for the moment?

380
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:35,824
OK?

381
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,077
Uh, what are we doing?

382
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,715
Oh, I don't know, baby.

383
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,418
I just thought you might want to
fuck me silly on Charlie's bed.

384
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:57,846
I don't know, Marcy.
That seems kind of wrong.

385
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,262
- What?
- What?

386
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,272
We play all kinds of
crazy fucking sex games

387
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,066
involving humiliating my ex-husband,

388
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,476
and this is sick and wrong,
all of a sudden?

389
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,978
- What the fuck is up with you, Stu?
- Nothing.

390
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:13,194
You're on your period.

391
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,276
So fucking what?
We'll throw down a towel.

392
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:18,030
You said you loved my bloody cooch.

393
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,951
How bloody we talking?

394
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:22,201
Just started. A little rusty.

395
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,532
Uh...

396
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,539
I do love your bloody cooch.

397
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,503
OK, yeah. Yeah, OK.

398
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,464
You want to fuck? Let's fuck.

399
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,589
Yeah! There's my stallion.

400
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:33,586
<i>- Here comes el presidente.
- OK, daddy.</i>

401
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,222
Open wide for Chucky.

402
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,264
- Come on, daddy.
- Yeah. There we are.

403
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,098
Yeah.

404
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,892
- What the fuck, Stu?
- What?

405
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:51,605
You're not even remotely hard.

406
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,071
- Getting there.
- Not really.

407
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,730
Don't stare.

408
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:59,153
- You're always hard.
- Well, I had a few cocktails.

409
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,319
So fucking what?

410
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,453
I could tie you off
and shoot you up with heroin

411
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,747
and you'd still have a muscly
baby's arm between your legs.

412
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,456
I don't see why you
have to emasculate me, Marcy.

413
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,666
Something's up with you, Stu.

414
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,544
There is nothing up with me, Marcy.
Nothing.

415
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,471
Obviously.

416
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:25,021
God damn it.

417
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,263
You!

418
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,601
Hey, sweetie.

419
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,155
How you doing?

420
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,604
- Good.
- Yeah?

421
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,897
Things are good.

422
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,742
I feel like we're
in a good place right now.

423
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,405
I trust him. I really do.

424
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,738
I was asking more
about your general well-being.

425
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,826
Not your relationship.

426
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,324
Oh...

427
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:48,665
I'm peachy.

428
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,415
Are you gonna miss me?

429
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,209
Yes and no.

430
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,964
Oh, that's right. You like me better
when I'm in New York, right?

431
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,544
Come on, Dad. You do have
a tendency to blow into town

432
00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,216
and cause a fair amount of chaos.

433
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,801
This is true.

434
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:06,260
Well, prepare for life to get
a lot more boring without me around.

435
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,972
I think we can handle it. Right, Mom?

436
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:11,771
Yeah, boring right now
sounds like the south of France to me.

437
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,896
Well, you two may need
a break from me,

438
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,396
but I'm gonna miss you guys
something awful.

439
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,408
The older I get, the clearer it becomes

440
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:22,154
that you two were the best thing
that ever happened

441
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,954
to an old fool like me.

442
00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:26,120
And I just love you both so much.

443
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,784
I want you to be happy.

444
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,331
Oh, my God.

445
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:34,080
- Did you get that?
- Yeah, I think I did.

446
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,633
What? What'd I do?

447
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,505
Well, you were just totally sincere.

448
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,422
I mean, not even remotely glib.

449
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,637
- Huh.
- And you didn't even swear.

450
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,596
Right?

451
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,385
Fancy that. I should try that shit more...

452
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,594
Oh, shit.

453
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:49,969
It's OK.

454
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,228
You should go change your T-shirt.

455
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,192
You still get me wet.

456
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,029
You didn't hear that.

457
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,114
What the fuck?

458
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,451
I'm sorry, Hank.
You weren't supposed to see that.

459
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,337
Fucking-A right, I wasn't.

460
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,874
Look, I was overcome with emotion.

461
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:20,459
I mean, he's done so much for me.

462
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,132
He kissed me. On the mouth.

463
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,337
Yeah, he does that sometimes.

464
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,638
- I felt something.
- Obviously.

465
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:27,184
We went with it.

466
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,725
Yeah, you went with it all the
way to fucking blowjob city.

467
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,011
OK, what can I say?

468
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,099
It felt like the thing to do for the nonce.

469
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,899
What can you say?

470
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,476
Your fucking wife
is sitting right out there.

471
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,071
I know. It's just...

472
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:43,106
Karen and I, we're just in different
emotional zip codes right now.

473
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:46,202
Yeah, I'll say. You're in fucking
emotional West Hollywood right now.

474
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,992
It's not about gay or straight.

475
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,457
No, it never is with you.

476
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:52,709
Look, Karen does not understand
what I'm going through right now.

477
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,540
I'm all raw and churned up inside.

478
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,719
It's gonna be OK. I'm gonna find
my way back to her, I promise.

479
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,084
Yeah, that's what I always said.

480
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,054
Didn't quite make it, though, did I?

481
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,766
And it's not right to toy with her.

482
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,637
Oh, "toy". Yeah, you're one to talk.

483
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,602
Yeah, but for once,
I'm not the one in the wrong.

484
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,562
There is no right or wrong, Hank,

485
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,725
not when you trust your instincts.

486
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:18,569
Bates, you were getting
sucked off by your sponsor.

487
00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,023
I should go home.

488
00:21:27,496 --> 00:21:29,323
This... This was not a good idea.

489
00:21:29,414 --> 00:21:32,618
It's just that it's too much too soon.

490
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,785
I'll take you,
cos we have things to discuss here.

491
00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:36,670
Yes. Yes, we do, Gabriel.

492
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,712
A great many things, my dear boy.

493
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,136
Keep an eye on Karen for me?

494
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,218
Sure.

495
00:21:46,557 --> 00:21:48,430
And don't get any weird ideas.

496
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:49,632
What the fuck, dude?

497
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,434
You were just tonsils deep in that guy,

498
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,311
and you're asking me
to behave myself with your wife?

499
00:21:53,397 --> 00:21:54,476
Yes.

500
00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:56,519
Why is that weird?

501
00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,901
Get the fuck out of here.

502
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,113
- You all right?
- Yeah.

503
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,281
I just, you know,
wanted to get some fresh air.

504
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,625
God, it's kind of a freak show up there.

505
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,588
You don't know the half of it, lady.

506
00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:19,917
Really?

507
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,168
So Bates and the creeper went home.

508
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:26,135
- Thank God.
- Really?

509
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:27,965
Tell me what you really feel.

510
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,803
No, it's just nice to have a break
from the project.

511
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,853
- Project?
- Yes, his rehabilitation, you know.

512
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,647
It's this huge project.

513
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:39,270
There's, like, no space
for anything else right now.

514
00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,939
Come on. Don't be so hard on yourself.

515
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,068
Why shouldn't I be hard on myself?

516
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:48,024
I pick the most absurdly wrong men,

517
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,823
and then I just
ping-pong between them.

518
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,453
So, you're a serial ping-pongamist.

519
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,071
Big deal.

520
00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,162
I'm just tired

521
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,708
of always keeping it together
for someone else, you know.

522
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,964
It just... I want to be
the crazy one sometimes...

523
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,170
I want to, like, strip off my clothes
and just run down the street naked.

524
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,005
I would very much like to see that.

525
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,089
I would camp out to buy tickets.

526
00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:12,679
- What?
- Come here.

527
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:23,561
- What?
- Bates asked me to behave myself.

528
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,238
Fuck that.

529
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,446
I like you when you're crazy.

530
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,282
- You're leaving tomorrow, right?
- I am.

531
00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:30,566
So what's the difference?

532
00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:32,119
I've heard that before.
It doesn't end well.

533
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,078
It does end well. It always ends well.

534
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:43,214
I can't believe these words
are about to come out of my mouth,

535
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:44,793
but let's not do this, Karen.

536
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,803
You've got so much shit
going on in your life right now,

537
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,209
you don't want to add this to the mix.

538
00:23:49,304 --> 00:23:51,463
- Really? I do.
- Yeah.

539
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,308
Besides, if you sampled
my wares again,

540
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,935
you couldn't just do it once.

541
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,217
- You know that.
- So modest.

542
00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:01,096
And then you'd be in a world
of conflicted emotional shit.

543
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,561
And shit.

544
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,982
- You know?
- You're right.

545
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,657
Thank you for letting me
be the crazy one for once.

546
00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,491
It's my pleasure.

547
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:16,071
It was nice for me to be
the sane one for once.

548
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:20,415
It gave me a morally righteous boner.

549
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,703
- Is that what that was?
- Mmm-hmm.

550
00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,620
Maybe that was just you.

551
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,126
I hope so.

552
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,760
Oh, kill me now.

553
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,013
Come on.

554
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,850
There you...

555
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:48,108
Stop.

556
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,151
Walk. Walk!

557
00:25:07,174 --> 00:25:09,926
Hey, have you guys
seen Tyler anywhere?

558
00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:11,131
No.

559
00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,924
Are you OK?

560
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,631
Then, after that shit, I hit that bitch
with a motherfucking minivan.

561
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:19,389
What's a minivan?

562
00:25:19,478 --> 00:25:22,230
- Two in the front, five in the rear.
- Two in the front, five in the rear.

563
00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:23,856
Shit, yo.

564
00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:26,099
All right, break it up, funny people.

565
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,609
- Anybody seen Kali?
- Too many...

566
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,564
Maybe she in the bathroom, man.

567
00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:31,735
Hit this shit.

568
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,947
Hold on. I'll be out in a second.

569
00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:49,966
What's with you
barging in the bathroom?

570
00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,129
Is that your only move?

571
00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:52,926
Shit, you got to be fucking kidding me.

572
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:56,885
Oh...

573
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,549
What, she walked in on me.
I had to hide.

574
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,351
You think this is fucking funny?

575
00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,972
No, but I think it was inevitable.

576
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,723
My daughter is out there right now.

577
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:06,232
You think it's OK to disrespect her?

578
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:08,392
Come on, man, I'm only human, OK?

579
00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:11,481
We hit it off. She pulled me in here.
What the fuck was I supposed to do?

580
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,155
Restrain yourself. I don't know.

581
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,651
Break up with Becca. Take your pick.

582
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,114
Life is messy, man. OK?
Sometimes shit happens.

583
00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:18,827
That's the best you've got?

584
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,152
"Shit happens"?

585
00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,286
You know what, you are
such a fucking hypocrite, Hank.

586
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,616
You put Karen and Becca
through more shit than I can dream up

587
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,085
and fit into one fucking screenplay.

588
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,005
And here you are, standing here,
giving me fucking life lessons?

589
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,252
You know, face it,

590
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:32,873
I am a better, younger version of you,

591
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:34,676
so just fuck off, old man.

592
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,017
Jesus.

593
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,269
What is that,
a fucking buffalo back there?

594
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,819
What the fuck, man? Hey, Hank!

595
00:26:52,112 --> 00:26:55,563
Hank, what the fuck
are you doing, man?

596
00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:57,739
- Hank!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

597
00:26:58,452 --> 00:26:59,483
No!

598
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,695
Come on! Stop it!

599
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:05,991
Christ. What are you doing?

600
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:23,513
Charlie Runkle, you know
how to throw a fucking party, man.

601
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:27,309
Thank you.

602
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,809
<i>Don't you remember anything?</i>

603
00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,315
<i>Maybe it's that bump on your head.</i>

604
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:41,738
<i>Can you talk?</i>

605
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:44,785
<i>You know, words?</i>

606
00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,830
<i>"Blah, blah, blah," like that?</i>

607
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,197
<i>Can you do that? "Blah, blah, blah"?</i>

608
00:27:57,761 --> 00:28:00,762
<i>See this? This is called a rock.</i>

609
00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,636
<i>Rock.</i>