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Oh, Sam.

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When you were in the back,
one of your women called,

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and she said to tell you
that you're a lying piece of garbage

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and she never wants to see you again.

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Did she leave her name?

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No, but she did tell me

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- to add one more thing.
- Oh, yeah, what's that?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's Patty.

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Your move, Sammy.

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Sam, I'll only ask this once.

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Now, if you say no, it's no,

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but I would love to start doing
caricatures of the customers here.

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Caricature is a satirical form of art
that common man loves,

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and I think it'd just be a wonderful
memento of our customers' visits here.

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- No.
- And my art instructor said...

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He said I'm an original,

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and this would be an invaluable
experience, you know.

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- No.
- And I'd only do it

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during the slow periods,

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so it really wouldn't interfere
with my waiting tables.

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- No.
- So, what do you say? Can I do it?

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No.

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- We'll talk about it later.
- No...

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No, we won't talk about this later.
I don't want you to do that stuff in here.

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I'm going to do it anyway.

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Well, at least
she cleared it with me first.

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Here you go, Carla.

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Gin Collins, vodka Collins.

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Thanks, Coach.
Which one's which?

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The gin Collins is in Larry,
and the vodka Collins is in Steve.

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Coach, what are you talking about?

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Larry and Steve.

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You've named the glasses?

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Well, how else would I know
which one is which?

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I mean, look, for instance,
over here is Pete, Glen, Fred, Al.

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And not to offend the ladies,
we got Jeannie, Ginger, Gracie, Sally...

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Coach, Coach.

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- How do you tell which one is which?
- Oh, it's very easy.

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To me they're all completely different.

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Except the Wilson brothers.

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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!

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Norman.

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Gentlemen, start your taps.

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- How's it going, Norm?
- Not so good.

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Missed a digit
in the debit column today.

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The boss is now using my butt
for an ashtray.

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Norm, would you please watch
your language today, please?

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- Sure, what's the problem?
- Lisa's coming over.

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Hey, I didn't know that.
It'll be great to see her.

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- Who's Lisa?
- That's the Coach's daughter.

51
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Or is it a martini glass?

52
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- How's she doing, Coach?
- She's absolutely wonderful.

53
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She's gonna introduce me
to her fiancé.

54
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You never told me she was engaged.

55
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You know, she always told me
that she was married to her work.

56
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Well, you know, like most women,
she wants both.

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This is the 19... What, '80s?

58
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Listen, are you all right?

59
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No. Well, you see, Sam,
I never met the fella,

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and I'm just hoping that I can hit it off
with him, you know?

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And it's really been bugging me,
believe me.

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Hey, come on, relax.

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- You're gonna do just fine.
- Yeah, I guess I do worry too much.

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I mean, since Lisa's mother died,
she's been my whole life.

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Coach. Coach, you did
a great job with Lisa.

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- Now, don't worry.
- Thanks, Sam, thanks.

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Great guy, that Sam.

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Then why don't you
name a glass after him.

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Excuse me. My name is Diane.
I'm the Cheers caricaturist.

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I couldn't help...

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I couldn't help but notice that you are
very much in love with this lady,

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and I have a sketch for you.

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Which one of us is that?

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That's a pretty good caricature.

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Norman, don't toy with my emotions.

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I'm serious.

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Looks just like her, I think.

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Oh! Of course, yes, excuse me.

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Hello. I'm Diane.
I'm the Cheers caricaturist.

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I have a drawing of you.

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- Oh, let me see.
- Well, well, just a minute.

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- Do you have a hobby?
- Horseback riding.

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Yes, that is fun, isn't it?

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Now you may look.

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This is me?

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Well, why am I sitting on a lizard?

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- Daddy!
- Lisa!

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Oh, honey, it's so good to see you.

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Hey, everybody!
Here's my daughter, Lisa!

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- Hi.
- Come here.

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- Hi, Sam.
- How you doing?

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- Really good.
- Boy, you look good.

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- Oh, thanks.
- Lisa, this is Diane. Diane, Lisa.

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- Very nice to meet you.
- Thank you. You also.

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Where's your fiancé? Where?

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Oh, Roy will be right in.
He's parking the car.

97
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So where'd you meet the guy, huh?

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We both work for the same company.

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- He's our top salesman.
- Oh, good for you. That's great.

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Hey, everybody!
This is my daughter's fiancé!

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Let's hear it!

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- Darling. Roy, this is Carla.
- Hi.

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And Diane. And Sam.

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- Hi.
- How are you?

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And this is my father, Ernie.

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- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Feeling is ditto, Ernie.

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- Can I get you a nice cold beer?
- Sure, pops.

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Hey, mind if I smoke?

109
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Oh, listen, cigar smoke bothers me.

110
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Yeah, I know it stinks,
but it tastes great.

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So Lisa tells me
you and Sam were in baseball.

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- Yeah, that's right.
- I think it's a dead sport.

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They just haven't claimed the body yet.

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There's no action.
People need action these days.

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What sport do you like, Roy?

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Female full-contact karate.

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Excuse me.
I have to go jump-start my brain.

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Look out for that one, Lisa.
She could steal my heart.

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Hey, Cliff. I smell Chinese food.

120
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Oh, it's a cigar.

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So...

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...you're a salesman
with my daughter's firm?

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Yeah, talk about coincidence.
Lisa's my district manager.

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Has my fate in her hands.

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I'm working Jersey now, but I'm
moving up to Pennsylvania soon.

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Huh, Lisa?

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Well, I suppose something
could be arranged.

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- What do you sell?
- I sell suits door to door.

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Is this one of the suits here?

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- You took the bait, Sam.
- I did?

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Hold this.

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I'm wearing an Omni suit right now,
and, man, am I comfortable.

133
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,502
The best part is its versatility.

134
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,629
This suit comes with two coats,
three pairs of pants

135
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,964
and five reversible vests.

136
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,134
This ensemble makes
120 combinations,

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everything from dignified to sporty.

138
00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,096
Now, if you owned one of these suits,
Sam, you could go

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straight from a funeral to a night
on the town without even going home.

140
00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:22,687
Well, I was trapped in just
that situation Tuesday night.

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00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:25,690
Roy, I think we're gonna be late
for our dinner reservation upstairs.

142
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:29,402
Hey, Sam, you and I happen.

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00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,156
I'll catch you later, huh?
Hey, let's go put on the feedbag.

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We'll be back in a little while.

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- Daddy, come with us.
- No, no, you go ahead, honey.

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I got something to do.
I'll see you later.

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- All right. I'll see you later.
- All right.

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You know, I am so glad that you two
finally got a chance to meet.

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<i>Ciao.</i>

150
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:56,137
Hey, did you get it?
We're going to eat and I said, <i>"Ciao."</i>

151
00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,515
I'm telling you, I'm a funny guy.

152
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,439
Sam, could you cover for me
for a couple of moments?

153
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,024
Sure, Coach, where are you going?

154
00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,526
To toss my lunch.

155
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,749
Hey, Chuck.
How's the job search going?

156
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,876
I got something, Sam,
but I'm not crazy about it.

157
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:30,755
I'm a janitor at a biology lab
where they do DNA experiments.

158
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,924
Making mutant viruses and stuff.

159
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,635
Sounds like a pretty good job to me.

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00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:39,264
I don't know. Makes me nervous,
all that weird stuff floating around.

161
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,475
- Hey, don't worry about it.
- Don't sweat it.

162
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,228
Yeah, of course. I mean,
they handle all that stuff.

163
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:48,273
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Must be getting a little paranoid, huh?

164
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,482
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,651
- See you later.
- Okay, Chuck.

166
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,279
You know, I feel better already. Bye-bye.

167
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,363
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

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00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:56,614
Take care, Chuck.

169
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,580
Sammy!

170
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:04,956
Sam, he used the phone!

171
00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,731
The man's a pig.

172
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,068
I just had dinner with a pig.

173
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,947
He's even more disgusting
when he's around food.

174
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,534
- That's hard to believe.
- Hard to believe?

175
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,954
The last thing I saw, he was pulling
his chair up to a dessert cart.

176
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,499
Coach, what are you gonna do about this?

177
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,960
You know, I've given Lisa
everything she ever wanted.

178
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,045
What can I do?

179
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,256
Well, you're gonna have to tell her
how you feel, Coach.

180
00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,592
I can no longer hold my tongue.

181
00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,427
Want me to do it?

182
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,390
Coach, come here.

183
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,269
I'm a daughter myself, right?

184
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,772
Let me tell you something
about my father.

185
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:15,151
My father is a very wise and learned man,

186
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,861
but he never gave himself a chance

187
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,405
to really get to know
the boys I brought home.

188
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,950
He would decide
that he didn't like them

189
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,328
for no better reason
than one of them had bad posture.

190
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:27,538
Or another one had facial hair.

191
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:29,540
I'll never forget the night

192
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:33,544
when I was foolish enough
to bring home a utopian socialist.

193
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,214
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no.

194
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,343
Unbeliev... I know, it was unbelievable.

195
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,552
I was a rebel then.

196
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,682
Coach, the point I'm trying to make

197
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,811
is that you mustn't make the mistake
of judging Roy too quickly.

198
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,313
Now, call me crazy...

199
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,023
- Crazy.
- You are crazy.

200
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,776
Very funny.

201
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:00,405
What I'm struggling to say here is,
call me a bleeding heart...

202
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,990
- You're a bleeding heart.
- You're a bleeding heart.

203
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,409
Call me cute as a button.

204
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,578
Fine.

205
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,790
Coach, I'm a humanist.

206
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,501
Now, that means
that I have to believe

207
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:17,213
there's something fine and noble
about every human being.

208
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,675
And if we haven't found
what's fine and noble about Roy yet,

209
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,594
it means that we haven't looked
deeply enough.

210
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:26,556
You're right.

211
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,517
I mean, Diane, you're absolutely right.

212
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:30,852
Your mother!

213
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:35,189
Like no one ever knocked over
a dessert cart before!

214
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,651
Hey, how about a beer, huh?

215
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,573
Coach.

216
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:47,493
Look, you gotta talk to her, Coach.

217
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,330
Coach, you have to give Roy a chance.

218
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,498
- You don't.
- That's not a bad restaurant.

219
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,418
The dessert guy's a dink,
but the cuisine's real tasty.

220
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,504
Hey, but what am I telling you, chubs?

221
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,553
Where's Lisa?

222
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,430
Oh, she's still upstairs
settling the bill.

223
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,194
Are you saying
you had her pay for dinner?

224
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,654
They wouldn't take
a postdated four-party check.

225
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,867
If they're gonna be hard-nosed,
they should put up a sign.

226
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,214
Do you still say
there's something good in that?

227
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:43,800
There must be.

228
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,513
Roy. How about if you and I
chat over here?

229
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,931
Good idea.

230
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,974
Coach, will you excuse us
for a moment?

231
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,269
The suit's getting to you, isn't it?

232
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,068
Roy...

233
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,655
...your personality is very...

234
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,617
- ...strong.
- Amen.

235
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,122
But I know that that's not the real you.

236
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,875
You know, an aggressive personality

237
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:22,839
is often a mask
for a very shy and sensitive soul,

238
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:25,675
and I'm willing to gamble
that you are just such a person.

239
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,261
You're not wearing a bra, are you?

240
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,437
The man is pond scum.

241
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,319
Coach...

242
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,158
...stop her. Lock her in the car
if you have to, but stop her!

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00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:57,832
Sam, I can't stop her. She wants him.
She wants him, Sam.

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00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,293
Hey, Sam, I haven't forgotten about you.

245
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,837
How about I run out to the car
and get some cloth swatches?

246
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:06,048
Now, I can be out there and back
before you can scream "no" 700 times.

247
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,926
- All right, you better be quick.
- "You better be quick."

248
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,931
Coach. Coach, let me talk to you.

249
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,476
Do you remember

250
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:21,355
a double-header against Cleveland
on a hot August day in 1974?

251
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,608
Yeah, I remember part of that. Yeah.

252
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,026
What part?

253
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,486
I remember hot.

254
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,157
Well, that's good, that's good.
That's a beginning.

255
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,659
Do you remember
I was on the mound,

256
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,661
and Johnson had been
thrown out of the game,

257
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,788
- and you were filling in as manager?
- Right.

258
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,707
It was the last inning.

259
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,834
I'd just walked. The bases, loaded.

260
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,337
Gosh, who was up? I don't remember.

261
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,172
- Spikes, Charlie Spikes.
- That's it.

262
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,757
Charlie Spikes was up. That's right.

263
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,051
Anyway, you came out to the mound

264
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:54,597
to talk to me because I was in a jam,
I didn't have any good stuff left.

265
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,350
I thought you were gonna yank me,
but you didn't.

266
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,311
Instead you said something
that I've never forgotten.

267
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,813
Do you remember?
Do you remember what you said?

268
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:03,856
What did I say?

269
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,734
You said, "Go get them."

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00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,737
- I said that?
- Yeah.

271
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,657
Yeah, and I got them, Coach. I got them.

272
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,201
Well, I was glad to be there,
Sammy, to help out.

273
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,328
Well, I'm glad you were there too, Coach.

274
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,080
Because if you hadn't have said that,

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00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,542
my career may have ended that day,
instead of when it did...

276
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,126
...a couple of weeks later.

277
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,631
Sam, what the hell
are we talking about this now for?

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00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,924
Coach.

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00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,592
Go get them.

280
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,136
- Hi, Daddy.
- Get them.

281
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:39,100
Lisa, I wanna talk to you about Roy
here in Sam's office.

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00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,233
"Go get them."

283
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,403
What a marvelously pithy phrase.

284
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:54,031
That's funny. That's exactly what
our third baseman said at the time.

285
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,914
I'm sorry, Lisa, but the time has come
for me to put my foot in my mouth

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00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,250
and tell you
that you cannot marry this man.

287
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,379
I mean, you absolutely,
positively cannot marry this man.

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00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,382
<i>Che è una Cosa impossibile.</i>

289
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,386
Daddy, I never heard you
talk like this before.

290
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,097
Well, now you have.
And I'll tell you something,

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00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,601
I don't like this guy Roy,
and I don't like Charlie Spikes,

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00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,561
and you can't marry
either one of them.

293
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,358
Look, Daddy, I'm not dumb.

294
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,569
I know Roy's abrasive.

295
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,071
I know he's insensitive.

296
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,282
And I know
he's probably only marrying me

297
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,326
so he can get
the Pennsylvania territory.

298
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,663
But... Well, why would
you wanna marry a man like this?

299
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,374
Daddy, isn't it obvious to you?

300
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,169
Nothing's ever obvious to me.

301
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:54,300
Daddy, don't make me say this.

302
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,260
What? What?

303
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,514
I wanna be married,
and I wanna have children!

304
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,311
Roy is the first man
that ever asked me to marry him,

305
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,688
and I'm afraid he's gonna be the last.

306
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,232
Oh, come on, honey,
there must have been

307
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,526
dozens of young fellas
that proposed to you.

308
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,782
No, Daddy. Wake up.

309
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,076
Roy is the first one ever.

310
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,496
But you're so beautiful, so...

311
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,331
Beautiful?

312
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,541
Daddy, you have been saying
that I'm beautiful

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00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,002
ever since I was a very little girl.

314
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,545
But look at me!

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00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,341
Not as my father, but like you're
looking at me for the first time,

316
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,303
and please try to see me
as I really am.

317
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,689
Oh, my God. I didn't realize
how much you look like your mother.

318
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,941
I know.

319
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,444
I look exactly like her,
and Mom was not...

320
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,369
...comfortable about her beauty.

321
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,747
But that's what made her more beautiful.

322
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:13,421
Your mother grew more beautiful
every day of her life.

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00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:22,513
- She was really beautiful.
- Yes, and so are you.

324
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,641
You're the most beautiful kid
in the whole world.

325
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,895
Thanks, Daddy.

326
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,400
Go ahead.

327
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,569
Come on, go ahead, try it, try it.

328
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,451
The man doesn't lie.
The stuff won't burn.

329
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,411
That's a drawback.

330
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,793
Roy?

331
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,839
Hey, about time.
What were you talking about in there?

332
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,008
We were talking about me, Roy.

333
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,635
My father thinks I'm beautiful. Do you?

334
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,887
What?

335
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,640
Oh, hey, of course you're beautiful.

336
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,728
Why, you're stylish,
you're contemporary and you travel well.

337
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,315
You just said that about your suits.

338
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,819
Roy, I don't wanna marry you.

339
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,198
I've decided that I want a man
as good as my father.

340
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,995
Wait, hold on here.

341
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,956
What about Pennsylvania?

342
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,126
Roy, you don't get Pennsylvania.

343
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,753
And you don't get me.

344
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,380
You just get more and more obnoxious.

345
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,763
Hey, look. Not like this marriage
was gonna change my life or anything.

346
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:50,559
But I want you to know that if I walk
out that door right now, I'm gone.

347
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,274
Did you hear what I said?

348
00:21:58,442 --> 00:21:59,860
Is that what you want, Lisa?

349
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,112
That's what I want.

350
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,574
Well, then that's what you've got.

351
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,867
Goodbye, baby.

352
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:11,121
And don't bother calling me,
because we're through.

353
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,000
This doesn't mean
we can't put you in a new suit.

354
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,178
Lisa.

355
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,765
Oh, you've made me so happy.

356
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:30,850
<i>Cara mia.</i>

357
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,436
Oh, care to capture
this moment in a caricature?

358
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,774
No, tacky. Tacky.

359
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,610
Come on, let's celebrate.
I'll buy you some ice cream.

360
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,197
Hey, Daddy, look. No, I'm just
not in the mood for ice cream.

361
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,532
I just lost my fiancé.

362
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,617
I mean, I know he wasn't
the greatest guy in the world,

363
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,786
but it's gonna take me
a while to get over it.

364
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,205
- Rocky Road?
- You got it.

365
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,915
- Sam, can we go?
- Take off.

366
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,250
Hey, Sam.

367
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,211
- I got them.
- You got them, Coach.

368
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,171
- So long, everybody.
- See you, Coach.

369
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,590
- See you, Coach.
- Bye.

370
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,466
- Bye-bye, Lisa.
- Good night.

371
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,637
Lisa made the right decision, huh?

372
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,640
Forgive my storybook mentality, but I...

373
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,350
You're forgiven, Diane.

374
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:21,191
Well, laugh if you will, but I think
every woman has a Mr. Right in mind,

375
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,069
and it's a mistake to settle
for anyone less.

376
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,156
You have a Mr. Right in mind,
do you, Diane?

377
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:32,620
Well, I suppose I do.
Every woman does.

378
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,829
What's he like?

379
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,790
- Oh, come on.
- No, come on, come on.

380
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:39,710
Maybe I know the guy.
Maybe I know him real well.

381
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:48,719
Well, for one thing, he would be
very intelligent, very well-educated.

382
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,430
Perhaps even over educated,
if there is such a thing.

383
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,641
Not particularly athletic.

384
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,602
Perhaps even clumsy,
but charmingly so.

385
00:23:56,769 --> 00:24:01,106
Blond, blue-eyed
with a Byron-like innocence.

386
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,901
Hey, no, I know this...
I know this person.

387
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:05,778
Who?

388
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,780
You. You just described
yourself perfectly.

389
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,823
I hope you'll be very happy together.

390
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,785
- I've had just about enough of you.
- No, don't throw that.

391
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,412
That's Herbie. He's got a wife
and four little shot glasses.

392
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:16,664
I dare you!