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All right, locking it up.

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Who needs a ride home?

3
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Come on, who needs a ride home?

4
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Well, I guess we're all sober enough
to drive ourselves tonight, Coach.

5
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Looks like you get to go straight home
for a change, there, Coach.

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I've never driven straight home alone.
I wouldn't know how to do it.

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Okay, Coach, you can take me.

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Oh, what a prince.

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- Thanks, Norm. I owe you one.
- Anytime.

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- Good night, now.
- Good night.

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You can drop me off
at Kenmore Square.

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I can catch a cab from there,
take me back here to my car.

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What the hell do you think
you're doing?

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I'm just having a little late-night fun.

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Listen, pencil neck,
you're starting to get on my nerves.

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Please don't call me pencil neck.

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I am not a pencil neck.

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to call you
pencil neck, guzzle-head.

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Name-calling.

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The last refuge of the monosyllabic.

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I don't know what that means,
but I heard "slob" in there.

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Hey, come on, Diane, Carla,
you go at each other every night.

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We're starting to get scouts in here
from the roller derby.

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Listen, I mean it, you guys do
something about this, or I'm gonna...

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I'm gonna think about some
personnel changes around here.

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Oh, what choice do we have, Sam?
We don't like each other.

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Now, Carla, Sam's...

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Carla.

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Sam's making good sense.

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You could knock me over
with a feather, but he is.

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We need to sit down together
and talk this out.

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That's nuts.
What's there to talk about?

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Listen, I want you to sit down
and settle this, or else.

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- We'll do it.
- Carla?

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We'll do it.

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Can we use this table?

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Oh, you mean here?

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No, no. You know, I was thinking
more along the lines

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you go out, you know, to one
of your homes or a coffee shop,

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down by the docks, maybe.

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Sam, we'll lock up.
Don't worry about it.

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Now is the time. This is the place.

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Unchecked rage is like
a festering wound.

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Laughs aplenty tonight.

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Look, you expect me to leave the two
of you down here without a referee?

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Oh, come on.
What could happen, huh?

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Oh, nothing, nothing.

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Two women left alone,
who hate each other,

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in a room filled with
glass and alcohol. Silly.

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This was your idea. Good night.

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All right, all right, all right.
Check the locks twice, okay?

52
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Aye, aye, captain.

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And make sure the lights
over the bar are out.

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Lights over the bar, right. Good night.

55
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Maybe you should check the thermostat.

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We'll do that. Yes. Thank you.

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Good night. And goodbye.

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I have no life insurance,
just this place.

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Good night.

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Okay.

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Let's sit down,

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relax and open
the lines of communication.

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I want a drink.

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Wonderful.

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Let's have a bottle of wine.

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I think we've got your favorite,
Chateau Guam.

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I'm talking a drink.

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I'll make it.

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Wonderful. Okay.

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You're gonna like this.

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And I'm gonna use...

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I only do it for special occasions.

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Well, Carla, thank you. I'm honored.

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You're really getting into
the spirit of this thing.

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What's the drink?

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Family recipe.
We call it Leap Into an Open Grave.

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You're kidding.

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My Uncle Joe stumbled across it
when he was making a car bomb.

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You're kidding, right? Carla?

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One for good luck.

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Oh, nice touch.

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Now, keep those glasses moving

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so the fumes don't burn a hole
in the ceiling.

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Delicious.

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And it goes right to your head.

86
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No one in my family lives past 43.

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Okay.

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Let's chat.

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You know, I don't know
what we're talking for.

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We're totally different kind of people.
We're never gonna get along.

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We're not totally different.

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Name one similarity.

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Well, we...

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We're both women.

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Why do I get the feeling
that we're jerking our chain here?

96
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No. There's more.

97
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We... We both share the same job.

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Of course, I'm not
as good at it as you are.

99
00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,424
Doesn't take a genius to notice.

100
00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:07,677
But thank you.

101
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You know, Carla, I particularly admire
the way you handle passes.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Guy in the back room tonight asked me
if I wanted to play something called

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the Shepherdess and the Hun.

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Which part did he want you to play?

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This is fun, isn't it?

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The easy give-and-take
between two working gals.

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You know,
I think we're coming together.

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That's the Open Grave.

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Give it another 15 minutes

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and you'll be French-kissing
the sump pump.

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No, no, seriously.
We're connecting. I'm certain of it.

113
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Yeah, people need people.

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I'm a people person.

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I can be there for you, Carla.
I wanna be there for you.

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Please. Benefit from my depth.

117
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This stuff, great.

118
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You would do that for me?

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You'd listen to me?

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With all my heart, mind and soul.

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You know...

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Thank you.

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There are moments when I just wanna
spill my guts, you know what I mean?

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Yes.

125
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I mean, I got things...

126
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...one thing in particular...

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...that I've been carrying around
inside of me for a long time.

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Tell me.

129
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I mean, I barely know you.

130
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Well, Carla, you brought it up.
You obviously want to get it out.

131
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,252
Yeah, maybe I do, but...

132
00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:09,299
Carla, I swear,
I'll keep my mouth shut.

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I swear.

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About five years ago...

135
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...Sam threw a party here.

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The big guy was
still on the sauce then,

137
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so every night was an excuse
for a big bash.

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Anyway, this one time,
he was too tanked to drive home,

139
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so I took him.

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I helped him upstairs.

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To his bedroom.

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One thing led to another...

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...and nine months later
Gino was born.

144
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,559
Gino?

145
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,977
Sam's son.

146
00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:15,824
Carla, I don't believe this.

147
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,493
Me neither. You're gonna die.

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00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,623
Sam.

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00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,044
Sam did this?

150
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,303
He's a beast!

151
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,806
Oh, no.

152
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,976
No, Sam's been really good about it.

153
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,353
I mean, he's always helped out
with the kid.

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I never blamed him for anything.

155
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,152
It was as much my fault as his.

156
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:58,074
But you bore the child.
You are raising the child.

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You plucky little soldier, you.

158
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,498
Diane...

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00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,460
...Sam and I are the only ones that know.

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00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,545
Understand?

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00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,093
Carla, I...

162
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,680
I just wanna hug you right now.

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00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,976
I feel kind of close to you too.

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<i>People</i>

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00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,952
<i>People who need people</i>

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00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,122
Good God.

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00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,044
Carla, my goombah.

168
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,513
I like somebody who knows
when she's had enough.

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00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,937
Hi. Sorry I'm back.

170
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,272
Sorry. I forgot my bubble gum.

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00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,524
I know that sounds crazy...

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00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,360
Oh, my God, Carla, you killed her.

173
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,660
Don't get your hopes up, Sam.
I just mixed her a drink.

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00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,663
Oh, Carla, you made her
an Open Grave.

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00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:31,000
Yeah, and she leaped right in.

176
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,712
I mean, she's out cold.
I mean, this is irresponsible.

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00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,798
Hey, I tried to slow her down.

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00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,175
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna take her home.

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00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:42,262
- Will you get her things for me?
- Yeah, sure.

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00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,683
Did you straighten everything out,
the two of you?

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00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,768
Oh, yeah. You know, it was great.

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00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,520
She got sickening,

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00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:54,524
and I told the biggest lie I could
think of, and she started to sing.

184
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,195
Well, why did you do that?

185
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,823
She brings out
the little devil in me, Sam.

186
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:05,535
I don't know, I was getting
a buzz on, feeling loose,

187
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,662
I just decided to have
some fun with her.

188
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:11,499
- What did you tell her?
- Sam, it's something I told Diane,

189
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:15,044
and she swore she would
never tell another living soul.

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00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,462
She'll tell you tomorrow.

191
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,314
- Afternoon, everybody.
- Hey, Norm.

192
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,606
How's it going, Norm?

193
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,442
Daddy's rich and
Mama's good-looking.

194
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,243
- Good evening.
- Oh, hi, Diane.

195
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,995
How are you?

196
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,250
Hey, sis, how's my buddy
feeling today?

197
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,585
Well...

198
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,421
...I got up this morning,

199
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:02,425
I washed my face,
I shaved my tongue...

200
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,136
...came right in.

201
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,140
However,

202
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,642
no regrets.

203
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:14,645
Evenings like that come
seldom in a lifetime.

204
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,733
- How are you, Carla?
- Oh, fine, thanks.

205
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,070
And how is poor little Gino?

206
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,955
A little hungover, are we?

207
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,416
I can't keep anything from you.

208
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,628
You know, I know something
to stop hangovers.

209
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,214
Oh, thank God. Help me. What is it?

210
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,091
Don't drink so much.

211
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,634
Thank you.

212
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,180
But thank you, Sam, truly,

213
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,600
for getting Carla and I
together at last.

214
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:53,976
You're welcome.

215
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,313
She really is
a wonderful woman, isn't she?

216
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,981
Yeah, she's all right.

217
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:03,736
And her children are
truly wonderful too.

218
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,781
Yeah, if you like
chain saws with feet.

219
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,494
But I understand that Gino

220
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,914
is an extraordinarily fine young man.

221
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,707
Which one's he?

222
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,212
He's who he is.

223
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,971
Hey, Sam, where's
my bourbon and ginger?

224
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,973
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Coming right up, babe.

225
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,641
You're slipping, sweetheart.

226
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,481
You're staring at me.

227
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,983
- Oh, was I?
- Yeah.

228
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,693
Right through me, as a matter of fact.

229
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,862
Oh, I gotta get home to the little lady.

230
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,780
Tonight's my tenth wedding anniversary.

231
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,991
- Hey, hey, congratulations!
- Thank you.

232
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,494
- Big plans, huh?
- The biggest. Going out for pizza.

233
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,457
It gets me back here about 10:00.

234
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,881
A whole quarter.

235
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,966
I'm gonna name the Ferrari after you.

236
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,301
Now, look here, miss...

237
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,844
- No, you look.
- Hey, Carla.

238
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,013
- My office, right now.
- Sam, a quarter.

239
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,973
That's a whole dollar below insult!

240
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,559
- Carla, right now.
- Sam.

241
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,021
It wasn't her fault.
She was deliberately snubbed...

242
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,981
Diane, she's my employee.

243
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,149
- This is none of your business.
- Wait...

244
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,942
Stay out of it, Diane.

245
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:31,532
Coach. Coach, Sam just called
Carla an employee.

246
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,034
No kidding.

247
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,577
How did Carla take it?

248
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,289
Coach, what do you think
he's gonna do to her back there?

249
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:41,250
Probably nothing.
Just bawl her out a little.

250
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:45,463
How dare he chastise her.
She can barely scrape out a living.

251
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,965
How much suffering
does the poor woman have to do?

252
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,842
She's raising four children,

253
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,928
not to mention that
one of them is Sam's...

254
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,223
One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid?

255
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,474
No.

256
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,851
No, I didn't say that.

257
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,354
Wait a minute.
Let me figure this out.

258
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,522
Now, wait...

259
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:07,276
Sam knows Carla five years, right?

260
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,279
And Carla's youngest kid Gino
is seven and a half.

261
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,865
Well, that's it. That works out.

262
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:15,952
Wait a minute.

263
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,623
- Gino is seven and a half years old?
- Yeah.

264
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,960
And Sam and Carla have only known
each other five years?

265
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,338
Right. But who would ever figure
that Gino was Sam's kid?

266
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,635
She lied.

267
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,888
She deliberately lied.

268
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,016
You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid?

269
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,394
- No.
- Holy mackerel.

270
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,564
This is gonna break Sam's heart
when he hears this.

271
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,901
I reached out to her.

272
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,736
That weasel.

273
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,574
Coach, what do you do
when you are so furious

274
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,742
that you have to do something?

275
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,036
Well, I know you'd think
it's kind of crazy,

276
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,330
but I bang my head on the bar.

277
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,129
Doesn't sound crazy to me.
It might do me a lot of good right now.

278
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,589
Well, okay.

279
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,885
No, no. Oh, Coach. Stop that, please.

280
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,470
You feel better?

281
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,933
Yes, thank you. How about you?

282
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,437
Well, I feel fine. I mean, to me it's
kind of, you know, a picker-upper.

283
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:30,943
Hello. My name is Carla.
I'll be your slave for the evening.

284
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:33,904
No, I won't do it.

285
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,115
I won't give her the satisfaction.

286
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,244
She's just waiting for me
to break her confidence.

287
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,332
She can play me for the fool,
but she will not tarnish my dignity.

288
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,916
This is none of your concern.

289
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,547
Hello, my friend,
my dearest confidante.

290
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,674
How's your rotten, lying little mouth?

291
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:57,303
Gotcha.

292
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,683
"One thing led to another,
and then Gino was born."

293
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,727
I knew it. I knew you'd tell.

294
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,355
You had to tell somebody
our secret to find out.

295
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:10,566
- That's beside the point.
- No. I knew you couldn't keep it.

296
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,027
You hold your secrets
like you hold your booze.

297
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,407
Telling me that story
was reprehensible.

298
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,827
Oh, lighten up.
You wanna be my friend?

299
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,497
You wanna get along?
Let your hair down.

300
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,249
How about I take your hair
and scour the sink with it.

301
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,505
Is that a Brillo shot?

302
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,385
Only if it offends you.

303
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,681
You sound like a lady
who is getting tired of her teeth.

304
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,270
I'm tired of your teeth and
all the vermicelli in between.

305
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,109
Cliff, in my office. Get her...

306
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,495
Be quiet!

307
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,082
Think Sammy can handle
that one, huh, Coach?

308
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,419
Gee, I hate to see that kind of thing
happen between women.

309
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:16,340
Yeah, I know what you mean, Coach.
Women fighting is very unladylike.

310
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,552
Unless, of course,
they're wallowing around in mud pits.

311
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,429
Yeah.

312
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:27,101
Now, somebody, please,
tell me what's going on.

313
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,521
Last night, out of the goodness
of my heart,

314
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,691
I reached out to this little twerp.

315
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,736
- No, no, no.
- And she deliberately duped me

316
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,281
into believing that you were
the father of one of her children.

317
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,491
- Me?
- Yes.

318
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,287
She referred to it as a joke.

319
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,538
Snicker, snicker.

320
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:52,251
I told her we fooled around once
and Gino was the result.

321
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,836
Gino?

322
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,088
You told her that you and...

323
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,424
And you thought she and I...

324
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,010
Gino?

325
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,264
Your... Your Gino?

326
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:15,858
You should have seen her face.
Her chin was in her lap.

327
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:21,781
Of course, laugh at the fool.
Laugh at my expense.

328
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,366
- Show her a picture of Gino.
- Oh, yeah, okay.

329
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,850
You think he's funny-looking.

330
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,269
You wanna see
what makes Gino laugh?

331
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,771
- Oh, yeah.
- His real dad.

332
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:54,897
Let me see.

333
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,515
Well...

334
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,941
Hey, look, whitey. I'm sorry.

335
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,028
I know I can be
a real pain sometimes.

336
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:50,369
And I know that I take things
a little too seriously at times.

337
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,080
I guess I need to be reminded of that.

338
00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:55,416
Well, I'll always be there for you.

339
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,712
Listen, I want you two
to shake hands.

340
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,763
You're all right.

341
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,018
Hey, maybe we can go
to a movie one night.

342
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,478
Fine. When?

343
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,105
I'll get back to you.

344
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,942
I'm proud of you. I really am.

345
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,362
I'm proud of you
for holding your own with Carla.

346
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,115
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

347
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,493
Sam, could I ask a little

348
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,579
off-the-cuff question?

349
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,705
Sure.

350
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,250
Who took me home last night,
you or Carla?

351
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,253
You don't remember?

352
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,130
No.

353
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,257
We both did.

354
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,886
Who put my pajamas on?

355
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:52,890
Carla did.

356
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,101
You'd already left by that time, right?

357
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,479
No, no, no. No, I was still there.

358
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,316
You mean watching?

359
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:06,445
No, no, I was in the other room,
minding my own business.

360
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,489
On my good behavior,

361
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,658
trying on your lingerie.