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- Hello, everyone.
- Hey, Diane.

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I am in a wonderful mood today.

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I spent the weekend
at an Indian film festival.

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It left me euphoric.

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Oh, I love Indian films.
I mean, I remember <i>Fort Apache.</i>

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Just thinking about it makes
the hair on my arms go up.

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- Look, there they go.
- No, no, Coach... No, no.

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We're not talking
about American Indians.

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Hey, hey, hey, I can make the hair
on my arms stand up anytime I want.

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See?

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- Wow, Carla.
- Hey, you think that's something?

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Cathy Settudicato,
my best friend at Saint Clete's,

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belched the whole 23rd Psalm
at the talent show once.

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That's good, but I knew this guy once,
Randy Evans, first baseman,

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he could make his eyeballs vibrate.
I always wanted to be able to do that.

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Randy Evans? Who'd he play for?

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I think he spent most of his career
with the Cleveland Indians.

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Speaking of Indians,
do you remember <i>Fort Apache?</i>

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Just thinking of it...

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Those bumps, whoa!

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- Hi, Sam, Coach.
- Hey, how are you, Marshall?

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Hi, Marshall.
How's everything at school?

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Oh, fine.

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Could I have a beer, please?

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Of course, Marshall.

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Hey, Marshall.
Good to see you, sexy.

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- Hi, Carla.
- So how you doing, huh?

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My uric acid is up to 7.5.

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That explains that twinkle in your eye.

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Diane. Diane.

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This is Marshall. Marshall, Diane.

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- Hi, Marshall.
- You're gonna love this kid, Diane.

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Very smart. Teaches at a college.

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MIT.

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See, he can spell good too.

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Marshall teaches one of those
subjects I know nothing about.

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Could you narrow that down just a bit?

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- I'm in cybernetics.
- Right, cybernetics.

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Listen, the more
we learn about cybers,

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the better we'll be able
to control them. Right?

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Why did you get into computers, Marshall?

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Well, I enjoy integrating
formerly unassociated

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supporting elements
to maximize a probability ratio

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by functionally interweaving
the input data.

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Hey, hey, watch it, Marshall.
I'm heating up.

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Marshall can make his computer
do incredible things.

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Gets it to write poetry, play games.
Even makes predictions.

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- Elections, sports.
- Sounds like fun.

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You...

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You got any hot tips
for us there, Marshall?

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The Celtics will lose today.

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Watch your tongue, Marshall.

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No, let me show you.
Take a look at this.

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Can't argue with that, Sam.

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You see, this shows correlation

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between the Celtics' win-loss record

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and the relative activity
of the Van Allen radiation belt.

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Isn't that the one that
Buster Crabbe wears on TV, Sam?

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I know it sounds a little crazy,
but just by coincidence,

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I noticed that the days the belt
is in a state of flux,

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the Celtics are always beaten.

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Are you sure about this?

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I mean, your computer wouldn't be
pulling your leg, would it?

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Oh, no, my computer never kids, Sam.

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He appreciates a good joke,
but he never tells one.

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Do you mind if I borrow this for a while?

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- Oh, sure.
- Thanks.

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- I have to go now.
- Yeah.

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So long, Marshall.

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- Goodbye. See you, Carla.
- Hey, hey.

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Don't break too many hearts now, Marshall.

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I get around you, and my testosterone
goes up 78 percent.

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Do you really find me attractive?

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Hey, I love a stylish guy.

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You got the new wet look, you know?

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Your hair, your palms...

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- Coach?
- Yeah.

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When was the last time
you had a sure thing?

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Rosie McGonagal.

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No, no, no. Coach,

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I'm talking about betting
against the Celtics.

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Sam, you can't do that.

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Come on, Marshall's never wrong.

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But we never betted against
a Boston team before, Sam.

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- We've never done anything like that.
- I kn... I know, I know, I know.

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Sam, you better
think hard about this.

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I mean, all of our customers
will turn against us.

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- I know. They'd never forgive us.
- Forgive us?

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They'd hate us for the rest of our lives.

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But, of course, we're not
gonna live forever, are we?

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I'll get it down.

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Hey, Sam, Sam. Sam, you can't let
any of the boys know about this.

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- Hey...
- It's gotta be quiet.

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I can't even remember
what we were talking about, Coach.

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Sam, we were talking about
betting against the Celtics.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Thanks.

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- Thanks.
- I worry about him.

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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!

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- Norman.
- What's doing, Norm?

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Well, science is seeking
a cure for thirst.

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I happen to be the guinea pig.

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- Boy.
- Rough day, Norm?

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Yeah, Vera read a woman's
magazine over the weekend.

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Article says you gotta put
romance back in the marriage.

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- You're in trouble.
- Yeah.

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So she says I gotta act
like we're courting, right?

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I got to call her up for a date,
buy her flowers,

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- take her someplace fancy.
- Well, that sounds good.

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- Yeah, I'm a romantic guy.

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So I go down to the corner
and use the pay phone,

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call her up. She turns me down.

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Who needs this? Who needs it?

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Hey, it's game time, Sammy.

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Turn on that set, pour me a beer,
and let's start dribbling.

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What do you say?

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Hey, how you doing, Coach?

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Now...

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Cheers.

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Diane's busy at the moment.
Can I say who's calling?

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Her mother? Oh, well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Mrs. Chambers.

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I'm Sam Malone.

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Yeah, she mentioned me, huh?

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No, no, I'm not scratching
myself at the moment.

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Yeah, hold on a second.
I'll get her for you.

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Diane, it's your mother.

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Take it from me, you're not adopted.

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Thank you.

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Mommy?

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What?

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Oh, no.

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No.

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I'll be all right.

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I'll call you back later, okay?

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Elizabeth is dead.

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Oh, gee, Diane, that's awful.

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Member of your family?

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Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

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She was our family cat.

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A cat?

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You scared us, Diane.

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You should've said that
right off the bat, Diane.

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Diane, you spend a lot
of time with the cat?

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Well,

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since I left home, I've only
seen her during the holidays.

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Too bad.

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All right, we got tip-off time here.

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- Hey.
- Hey, not bad.

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What is that? What?

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Can I have another beer, please?

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Yo, Diane, you working or what? Come on.

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All right, come on, now.

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- Right there. There he goes.
- Easy. Right there.

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- Hey.
- I am sorry to interrupt,

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but I have something
important to say.

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Since I have been here,

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I have struggled to make
certain changes in myself

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in order to fit into the general milieu.

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- And you're doing a very good job.
- It has not been easy.

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However, I am proud
to say that, for example,

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I no longer have to cover my eyes
when I watch a hockey fight.

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In one case, I even took sides.

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But now,

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in my moment of crisis,

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it is glaringly apparent
that no one here

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has made any effort
to understand my sensibilities.

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No, no... This is me.

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Diane.

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There's something my father used to say
when we had a death in the family.

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Maybe it'll help.

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He'd say,

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"Sprinkle the ashes,

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all that tangibly remains
of our dear one,

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but thank God for the intangibles,

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the impact of his life on ours."

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We remember the smile,

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frown,

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the quizzical look.

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Oh, the love, the courage...

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Hey, the commercial's over now.

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The fun times, the hurt, the fun,
the moments of searching,

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risk, affirmation and a whole
bunch of other stuff.

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Come on! Go Celtics! Go!

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Hey, sorry I'm late.
The Celtics start without me?

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Yeah, they did, Jack.

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- They're losing without him too.
- How we doing?

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Down nine with a minute and change.

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We can still pull this out,
right, Coachie?

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Oh, sure, Norm.

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I wish I had some money on the Celtics.

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Don't you wish you had
some money on the Celtics, Sam?

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Go wait on somebody, huh, Coach?

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A good idea.
I will go wait on somebody.

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Miss.

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I'm all by myself.
I only ordered one beer.

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Well, didn't I see you
with some other people before?

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I was here last night with some people,
but they're not with me tonight.

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Oh, I see.

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They're all gone.

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Well, everything in life
comes and goes, huh?

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Things that matter the most
to us are taken away

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when we can least afford to lose them.

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And in the end, everything
we strive for comes to nothing.

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- I'll take away the extra beers.
- No.

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Suddenly I'm in the mood
for all of them.

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Hey, hey, hey, Vampira.
Come on, get to work here.

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Oh, Carla, could we talk for a minute?

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I really need to talk to somebody.

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Carla, please.

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Have you ever lost a pet?
Have you ever had a pet?

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Are you kidding me?

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I've been through it
1,000 times with the kids.

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Goldfish, parakeets, turtles.

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No, no, no.

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A cat is different.

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Yeah, you can't flush a cat.

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Carla, I know you're not going
to believe this, but I do admire you.

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I believe it.

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You are so tough.

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You keep your head up
no matter what.

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How do you do that?

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Well, I'll tell you, Diane.

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You see, I always look
on the bright side.

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I mean, no matter
how lousy a situation is,

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I can always find something in it
to make me happy.

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What good could you possibly say
about a loved one dying?

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It ain't me.

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00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,178
Yes, that's ten unanswered points!
We still got time!

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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,597
- Yeah, come on!
- Yeah, terrific.

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00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:08,973
Yeah, terrific.

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00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,559
Swish! Larry Bird did another one!

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Another one already, huh?

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00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,481
Another one already, huh?

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00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,024
We're only down by three!

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00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,068
Come on, now...
Shoot the inbound pass!

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00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,361
Three seconds! Shoot it!

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00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,237
All right, come on there.

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Damn, he missed!

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00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,534
All right!

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00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,746
<i>It was a heartbreaker in the closing
seconds tonight at Boston Garden...</i>

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Pitcher's elbow.

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Pitcher's elbow.
Sometimes I lose control of it

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during intense moments of sorrow.

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Coach,

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00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,548
I think maybe if I went out
and got a breath of fresh air,

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00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,759
it might fight back these tears.
You wanna join me?

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00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,761
- No, I feel terrific, Sam.
- Join me, Coach.

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00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,972
Oh, yeah, I do feel a cry coming on.

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Right.

249
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,901
Yeah, boy, they're really
taking it hard, huh?

250
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,619
Did you ever lose a pet?

251
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,955
Like an animal?

252
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:16,833
- No, no.
- Yeah.

253
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,961
I never had a pet, Diane,
but my grandfather had a dog

254
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,045
that I loved very much.

255
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,423
Oh, what did you call him?

256
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,632
Grandpa.

257
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,846
I meant the dog.

258
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,305
Oh, the dog. Bruno.

259
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,641
What happened to him?

260
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,601
He fell down in the bathtub and died.

261
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:40,940
I meant the dog.

262
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,275
So did I.

263
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:47,155
My grandfather, the poor old guy,
got run over by a bus.

264
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:52,660
You know something, Diane?

265
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,079
Nobody's ever listened
to my story before,

266
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,540
and it's good to get it off
your chest, you know?

267
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,210
If ever I can be there for you, Diane,

268
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,920
just let me know, and I'll be there.

269
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,215
- Well, actually...
- Excuse me, Diane.

270
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,018
- Jack Daniel's.
- Thank you.

271
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,811
Miss? Miss?

272
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,354
I ordered this on the rocks.

273
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,442
No. No.

274
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,236
Look, it's not that bad.

275
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:31,240
It's not that bad, really.
Sweetheart, it's no problem, really.

276
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,284
Look, I'm sorry.

277
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,870
I like it this way. Look, look.

278
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,247
Good. Good.

279
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,794
Darling... Miss? Miss?
Here's a tip for you.

280
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,087
Thank you.

281
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,051
Five bucks for a couple of tears?

282
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,361
And I can't believe you're
that upset over an animal dying.

283
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,323
Well, you obviously have never
had a pet yourself.

284
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,616
Yeah... I have too.

285
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,703
- What?
- I had a dog.

286
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,832
Cutest little guy.
Floppy ears, big eyes.

287
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,293
I remember I used to take him
for a walk every morning.

288
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,587
Great way to meet women.

289
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,719
So you loved this dog because you
could use him as a come-on?

290
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,971
Oh, no.

291
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,931
Well, you probably don't
even remember his name.

292
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,933
Well, sure I do. It was Fluffy.

293
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,019
Or Buffy or something.

294
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,647
Or was that one of the girls
he helped me to meet?

295
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,898
I can't recall.

296
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,651
Oh, come on. What is it you want?

297
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,861
I wanted a little sympathy.

298
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,781
Well, why didn't you say so?

299
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:57,326
Sam, there are subtleties of expression.

300
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,455
I have been saying so all day
with the look in my eye,

301
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,000
the knit of my brow,
the set of my posture.

302
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,836
Well, how come you just
don't use words?

303
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,464
No.

304
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,342
No, I'm gonna sympathize.

305
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,553
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

306
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,929
Tell me about your cat.

307
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,557
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Well, tough.

308
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,815
Well,

309
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,734
I was...

310
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,696
...pretty lonely as a child.

311
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,490
I wasn't close to anyone in my family.

312
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,910
My father traveled frequently,

313
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:44,790
and my mother was incredibly social.

314
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:50,588
So Elizabeth was my closest friend
and confidante.

315
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,091
That cat could really keep a secret.

316
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,639
- That's good in a cat.
- Yeah.

317
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,020
Well, she was the only one
in my life who was always there.

318
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,107
When everybody else was mad at me,
she always liked me.

319
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:15,363
When I'd hide when my parents argued,
she'd come with me,

320
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,989
and whenever I was sick,

321
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,992
she never left my bed
until I was well again.

322
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,579
And then...

323
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,417
...when I was...

324
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:33,047
...12 years old, my parents separated.

325
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,052
It was maybe the worst
night of my life.

326
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:43,057
Believe it or not, I actually thought
about throwing myself in the lake.

327
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,518
But then I...

328
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,437
...looked down at this cat
in my lap, and I thought,

329
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,066
"Well, who would take care of Elizabeth?"

330
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,405
She saved my life that night.

331
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,159
And I know it's crazy
and it's irrational, but...

332
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,039
Oh, Sam, I can't help thinking
that last night when her time came,

333
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,583
she must've wondered where I was.

334
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,058
Sam, you're crying.

335
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,435
No, I'm not.

336
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,479
Yes, you are.

337
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,482
Your eyes are all red,
and your nose is running.

338
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,569
I'm allergic to cat stories.

339
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,865
I can't believe this.

340
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,369
Oh, Sam, this is so sweet.

341
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,288
You poor kid.

342
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,597
Wait.

343
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,600
What are we doing?

344
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,478
We're sharing our grief.

345
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,984
Sam, this doesn't feel
like sharing grief.

346
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,571
Well, grief's kind of a tricky thing.

347
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,323
- What do you say we get back to it?
- Sam,

348
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,786
you're exploiting this whole situation,
and it just doesn't feel right to me.

349
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,163
What are you talk... Exploiting?

350
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,125
We got caught up in some
really wonderful emotions just now,

351
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,795
and I would hate to see that
turned into something sexual.

352
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,381
What are you accusing me of here?

353
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,091
I'm not accusing you of anything.

354
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,928
I would just like to know
why this is happening.

355
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,348
What difference does it make
why it's happening?

356
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,350
Look, we're helpless.

357
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,393
I mean, we're swept away.
What else can we do?

358
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,520
Sam.

359
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:58,526
You have never been helpless
where women are involved.

360
00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,860
Oh, jeez.

361
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:04,824
Your problem is that the only way
you can relate to women is sexually.

362
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,785
Oh, well, you wanna know
what your problem is?

363
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,914
You always gotta think about things.
You always gotta talk about things.

364
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,667
I mean, what are we doing this for?
What does it mean?

365
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,628
What are we gonna do?
That makes me so mad!

366
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,843
An unexamined life
is not worth living.

367
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,637
You know, while we're talking
about problems,

368
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,098
you wanna know what really,
really bugs me about you?

369
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,350
- Fine.
- The way you eat pretzels.

370
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,519
- Pretzels?
- Yeah, that's right.

371
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:37,690
Three bites. Not two, not one
like the rest of us, but three bites.

372
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,650
Do you wanna know
what bugs me about you?

373
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,444
- Oh, I'd love to. What?
- The cologne you always wear

374
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,071
is totally without nuance.

375
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:46,490
- Oh, my God!
- Yes.

376
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,493
Well, that must explain all the laughter
behind my back, huh?

377
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:51,495
I don't know why I ever try
to talk to you.

378
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,039
Every conversation
we've ever had is an ordeal.

379
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,499
Then let's not have any more.

380
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,625
- What do you say?
- Fine.

381
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,335
I'll tell you something else.

382
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,046
You won't catch me
trying to come on to you again.

383
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,673
You're right, you won't.

384
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,383
Hey, we agree
on something, don't we?

385
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,010
No, no.

386
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,512
I think we agree on one other thing.

387
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,764
That I am getting
the hell out of here.

388
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,975
Two things. Diane?

389
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,476
- What?
- Wait.

390
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,562
- What is it?
- I'm sorry about your cat.

391
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:17,688
Thank you.

392
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,275
Thank you.

393
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,568
You're welcome.

394
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,655
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- All right.