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Cheers <i>is filmed
before a live studio audience.</i>

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Cliff ie, don't look now,
but there are two chicks

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at the end of the bar staring at us.

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You're crazy.

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I'm telling you, they've been staring
for at least 20 minutes.

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- What? Do we look weird or something?
- Well, you do.

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Why?

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Because you're talking
out of the side of your mouth.

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I'll telling you,
they can't take their eyes off us.

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Well, there's only one way to be sure,
Normie.

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Just Toodle down to the other end
of the bar

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- and see if their eyes follow us. Okay?
- All right.

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So they looking, huh?
They looking?

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Yup.

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I'd say those supple young petunias
definitely want us, Normie.

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So, what do we do now?

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Just take a walk over there.

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I will if you will.

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On second thought, why don't we
just play it cool here for a while, huh?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we let them come to us.

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Yeah, yeah, those babes
are really hot for us, huh?

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Well, that's it, folks, closing time.
Sorry.

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Oh, here they come, Norm,
moving in for the kill.

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Thank you.

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Excuse me.

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My friend and I were wondering if you
guys know a late-night spot to go to.

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Yeah, someplace a little fun.

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Why...

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What was that?

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These guys are Martians.

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Come on. They're nerds.

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Their loss.

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Well, they've gone now, Cliff.
You can turn off the charm.

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Yeah, you were real smooth
yourself there, Norm.

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Oh, listen to Cary Grant here.
That was humiliating.

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Yeah, well, what difference
does it make?

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You know, they weren't
that good-looking anyway.

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Absolutely.

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We almost took the midnight train
to bow-wow city.

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You're right. Hey, I've seen
better legs on a pool table.

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Yeah. Hey, you can use that chest
for a straightedge.

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Hey, hey, if you ever come back,
put a bag over your head.

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Or a gunnysack. It'll cover more.

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Hey!

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Great eats, Diane. Thanks.

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How did you enjoy your
<i>rognon de veau aux chanterelles?</i>

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Yes.

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Was that the green stuff?

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No, that was the brown stuff.

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Good, that green stuff
kind of repeats on you.

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- I'm dreadfully sorry.
- Quite all right, quite all right.

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Well, I am gonna check some scores
out on the tube here, I think.

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You know, Sam, I went to
a lot of trouble with this meal.

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So did I.

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Come on, come on,
I'm joking, I'm joking.

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It was wonderful.
Thank you very much.

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It's such a pleasure
to cook for a gourmand.

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Yeah, something like that.

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Sam, what's happening to us?

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Are you repeating too?

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Well, a little,
but that's not what I'm talking about.

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We're becoming humdrum, routine.

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Well, I'll tell you what. After my meal
settles here, I'll attack you.

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Well, you may be in the mood
earlier than you think.

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You make yourself comfortable.
I'm going to take care of something

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- in the other room.
- You got it.

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Who's there?

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Me. Who's there?

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- Coach?
- No, I'm Coach.

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What the hell you doing here, Coach?

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At least we got that straight.

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Sam, listen, we almost had
the most incredible disaster.

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Look at this <i>TV Guide.</i>

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What?

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<i>Thunder Road.</i>

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- Mitchum.
- Mitchum.

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- Boy, all right.
- We haven't missed a Mitchum movie

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together in over 12 years.

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Come on, we don't wanna miss
the beginning.

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Oh, Mitchum
will never start without us.

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Sam, we're gonna need
some munchies.

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Yeah, Diane's got some.

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Listen, Sam, while you're up,
turn down the lights, will you?

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There's a terrible glare on the screen.

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Take me, you barbarian.

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Hi, Diane.

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Diane, you're gonna miss
<i>Thunder Road.</i>

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- What happened here, Coach?
- Nothing yet, Sam.

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They're just going up the road.

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No, no, it's Diane.

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Hey, Diane, you all right?

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What is Coach doing here?

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Well, he's watching <i>Thunder Road.</i>

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We always watch
Robert Mitchum movies together.

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Sam, it's a bad time right now.

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Well, I know, honey,

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but it's kind of a tradition
that goes back with us for years.

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He's our favorite actor.

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Never, under any circumstances,
do we miss one of his movies.

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But I came out of the bedroom,
and I'm so embarrassed

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because of the way I was dressed.

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Come in here.
I'll show you what I mean. Come on.

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Coach, scram, out!

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What, Sam?

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Sam.

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A little tact.

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I'm sorry. Coach, listen.

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What?

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Diane and I had this special evening
going here,

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and she just fixed me a meal
in all my favorite colors

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and changed into something frilly
there and...

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Oh, and I come barging in on you.
Gee, Sam, I wasn't even thinking.

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Diane, please, forgive me.

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I never want to get in your way.
I'm sorry, honey.

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- Thank you for understanding, Coach.
- You know, when you live alone,

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you tend to forget
that other people have lives.

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Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

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Yeah. Poor Coach.

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Well, we have so many hours together.

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I guess it's kind of selfish not to spend
a little time with him, huh?

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You're right. I'll go get him.

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Good.
Bet you can catch him on the steps.

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Coach, why are you standing there?

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Well, my coat
got caught in the door, Sam.

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I didn't have the heart
to bother you again.

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Good night, Diane.
Good night, Sam.

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No, no, no, Coach, Coach,
come in. Come here, listen.

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You're gonna watch <i>Thunder Road</i>
with us tonight. Come on. Sit down.

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Really? You mean it?

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You bet. Come on over.

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I've never seen this, so you're gonna
have to fill me in on what's happened.

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Oh, I know every line in this picture,
Diane.

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Now, here's my favorite part.

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You know, when I'm in charge
of the bar, I know what God feels like.

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How's that?

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It's like I'm in complete control
of people's destinies.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I can make their drinks

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too strong so they get sick.

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Or I can water them down
so they're paying for nothing.

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- Yeah.
- Or if I don't like their attitudes,

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I can spit in it.

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Carla, you're not still upset about that
little argument we had the other day?

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You tell me.

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Oh, hey, Carla, listen,
I'm sorry about this morning

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when I called you a sawed-off witch.

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Hi there. I'm Sam Malone.

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Maybe you remember me
from a month ago before you

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- and I became a threesome.
- Yes, yes. I recognize you now.

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- You shaved off your Pantusso.
- That's it. That's it.

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Oh, Sam.

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- I know.
- I can't take it anymore.

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We never go any place
without the Coach.

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I don't even invite him anymore.
He just shows up.

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- What will we do?
- I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

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Right now we're gonna go sit
in my office.

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We're gonna look
into each other's eyes.

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- All alone.
- Oh, that sounds so wonderful.

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- Yeah.
- Sam, Diane. Where have you been?

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Coach, I'm sorry. I overslept.

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You know, we were up kind of late
last night watching--

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<i>Mothra Versus Godzilla.</i>

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Yeah, boy, was I disappointed
in that one.

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Sam, we've got to draw the line.

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There's no way that we can spend
the evening with Coach tonight.

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You're right. You're absolutely right.

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We gonna get together tonight?

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You bet.

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Great.

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All right, all right.

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Now, there's only one solution
to this problem.

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We have to tell the Coach
to stop hanging around with us.

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Diane's right, Sam.

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If you don't want Coach
hanging around, just tell him.

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That's the honest, ethical way
to approach it.

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Maybe you're right--

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Course, if you want to make it
easier on Coach,

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why don't you just rip out his heart
and do a tap dance on it?

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- Norman.
- I got it. I got it here.

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What?

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Make him think you got
a bad disease.

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Get real skinny.

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You paint your faces
white and pasty.

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Walk around looking like
you're gonna throw up.

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You'd better hurry up there.
Diane's got a head start.

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Cliff, Norm. Coach likes you guys.

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Would you take him off our hands
just for tonight, please, please?

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No, no, no, sorry, Sammy.
We don't want Coach getting

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in the way
when we're hustling chicks, all right?

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- Sorry I asked.
- You know, Sammy,

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it's against my beliefs to help you
make things go smooth

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with the squawk box over there,
but since Coach is involved,

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I'm gonna bend the rules a little bit.

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I happen to know he has a crush
on one of the tellers at his bank.

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- Are you sure?
- Yeah, he talks about her a lot.

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I don't know her name,
but I figure if he's dating her,

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maybe she could take him
off your hands.

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Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good.

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What do you say?
It's worth a try, huh?

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Well, you know, I think Coach
would be embarrassed by a blind date.

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Why don't we pretend
that she's a friend of mine?

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That way it'll look like
a chance meeting.

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Coach, Coach, maybe you
can help me out here.

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I'm shopping around for a new bank.

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- Do you like yours?
- Oh, I love it.

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Bay Harbor Savings and Loan
right down the street.

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- Do you like the tellers there?
- Oh, they're terrific.

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Is there one you think
that I should talk to?

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Friendly, nice, cute?

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Frank.

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Coach, who's the one
who you're always talking to?

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You mean the cute redhead
with the nice smile

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- that's always winking at me?
- Yeah.

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That's Frank.

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Hey, Coach, isn't there a woman
that you like at the bank there?

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Oh, Edwina.

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Edwina
at Bay Harbor Savings and Loan?

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Isn't that funny?
She's a friend of mine.

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If she's a friend of yours,
then you should know Frank

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- because they're married.
- No, no, Coach.

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Who's the one who you said
was a nice lady last Thursday?

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- Thursday. Stella.
- Stella.

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- Stella, that's my friend.
- No, not Stella, not Stella.

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I'm not too crazy about Stella.

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- I meant Dorothy.
- Yes, so did I.

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- Dorothy is the one you like, right?
- Oh, yeah, Sam. Dorothy's very nice.

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Excuse me.

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- But not as nice as Julia.
- Sam!

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What am I thinking of?
That's the grocery store.

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- At the bank, nobody can beat Sandra.
- Sandra, that's my friend.

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No.

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- Oh, what is it, Coach?
- Not Sandra. It's Anita.

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I'll take this.

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- What? Wrong girl, Coach?
- No, no, no. Wrong bank.

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Well, Katherine,
didn't you love that meal?

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Oh, it was very nice.

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Let me take your sweater, honey.

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I'm just glad we had Coach along.
Nothing like having an Italian

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who knows just exactly what to order
in an Italian restaurant.

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It was wonderful, Coach.
What was that dish called again?

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00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:20,188
Spaghetti for four. Yeah, but they got
a better one, though.

241
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,441
It's spaghetti for six,
but you need more people.

242
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,986
Well, I've got coffee all set.
I just have to plug it in.

243
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Go ahead, sit down,
make yourselves at home.

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Here you go.

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- Well.
- Well.

246
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,125
You know something, Sam?
I can't get over the fact

247
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:46,923
that Diane knew Katherine,
my favorite teller at First Fidelity.

248
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,219
Well, small world, I guess, Coach.

249
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,347
Yeah, and another thing is she seems
to know everybody in every bank

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- that I ever dealt with.
- Well, you know how friendly she is.

251
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,730
Oh, Diane, how did you and Katherine
come to meet?

252
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,149
- At the loan desk.
- At the drive-up.

253
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:09,529
Oh, that's all right, honey.
Sometimes I forget things too.

254
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,572
Or do I?

255
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,535
Coach, you tickle me.
Are you always this funny?

256
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,036
I doubt it.

257
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:28,798
So, Katherine, what's new and exciting
in the world of high finance?

258
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,675
Oh, nothing that I know of.

259
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,803
The most exciting moment for me
is trying to catch somebody

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00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,056
playing with their lips
on the closed-circuit TV.

261
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:40,768
- I knew you looked familiar.
- Well.

262
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,480
- Oh, sit down, honey.
- Okay.

263
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:49,193
Well, I think banking is fascinating.

264
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,946
There are so many facets.

265
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,574
So many things
I've always wondered about.

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00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,284
Yeah, me too, you know, Diane.

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00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,161
- Like what?
- Well, like tellers. You take tellers.

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00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:02,623
They never tell you anything.
They always ask questions.

269
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,334
And interest. There's nothing
interesting about it at all.

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00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,212
It's boring.
Oh, and then the trust department.

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They got all the pens chained
down to the tables.

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- What kind of trust is that?
- There he goes again.

273
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:18,055
- You're just too much.
- A little giddy but nice.

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00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,852
Oh, oh, my goodness.
Look at the time.

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I've got to get up at the crack of dawn.
It's been a wonderful evening.

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00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,940
I'll take a rain check on the coffee,
Diane.

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00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,943
- Oh, too bad.
- Yeah, it is getting kind of late.

278
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,195
Katherine, can I see
that you get home okay?

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00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,865
Oh, well, thanks, Coach.
I'd like that.

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00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,700
- Good night, Diane.
- Good night.

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00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,868
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

282
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,662
- Good night, Sam. Thank you.
- Oh, yes. Yes, you're welcome.

283
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,456
- We'll do it again.
- Oh, sure.

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- Absolutely.
- Goodbye.

285
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,964
Oh, I think this just goes to show you
that sticky situations

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00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,592
are best handled with lies,
deceit and trickery.

287
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,638
And now for a little romance.

288
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh, yeah. A little hug.

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00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,189
A little kiss.

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00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,816
A little Coach.

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00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,860
Excuse me.

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00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,073
Coach, I thought you were gonna
show Katherine home.

293
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,076
I did. I showed her
where the bus stop is.

294
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,915
You probably didn't notice,
but that dame had the hots for me.

295
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,000
- Coach, what's wrong with that?
- Yeah.

296
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,754
Look, Sam, she's very nice, but she
doesn't fit in with the three of us.

297
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,507
She's like a fourth wheel.
I gotta get some cookies.

298
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,515
Well, what do we do now?

299
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,767
Diane, I think it's time
to tell the truth.

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00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,520
- Good.
- I'll handle this.

301
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,648
Coach, get out here.

302
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,608
- You want one?
- No.

303
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,111
Listen, Coach. I--

304
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,863
I'm gonna tell you something,

305
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,074
and I don't care if this hurts
your feelings.

306
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,201
I'm just gonna tell you
out straight here.

307
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,452
What? What is it?

308
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,831
Diane doesn't want you hanging
around us anymore.

309
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,750
What?

310
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:13,504
That's not true at all.
Sam doesn't want you around.

311
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,964
I love having you around.

312
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,675
No, no, no, no. I love having him
around more than you do.

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00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,761
As a matter of fact, I love having him
around more than having you around.

314
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,471
Fine. Why don't you around
out the door.

315
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,432
Don't sneak around me like this
and come around.

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00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,475
- Don't get snippy.
- How can you say that when--?

317
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,311
Stop, Diane. Kids, hold it, please.

318
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,231
Look, I'm beginning to see the light
about something here.

319
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,276
You both have something to tell me,
but you don't have the guts to tell me.

320
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,861
- Right?
- Well, I do. Diane doesn't.

321
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,196
Well, then what is it? Say it.

322
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,449
Come on, Sam, say it.

323
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,995
Look, when you were a drunk
and nobody told you,

324
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,997
I told you you were a drunk, didn't I?

325
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,624
- I told you.
- Over and over and over again.

326
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,627
- Well, you really were a drunk, Sam.
- I know.

327
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,422
I mean, you were
really a drunk, Sam.

328
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,799
Coach, Coach, Coach,
don't-- Don't start again.

329
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,259
What kind of a friendship is it?

330
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:04,597
Is it so weak that we can't come out
and tell each other the truth?

331
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,560
You're right, you're right.

332
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:13,981
We just don't want you
hanging around us so much.

333
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,906
If you don't want me, it's fine. Okay.

334
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:22,990
I'm not mad.

335
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,159
It's fine.

336
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,787
Oh, I'll see you.

337
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,833
But, Sam, you really were a drunk.

338
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:50,935
Morning, Norm.

339
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,479
Where the heck have you been?
ls my watch fast or something?

340
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,066
Sorry, Norm.
We had kind of a difficult evening.

341
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,235
Oh, boy, we finally
had to tell the Coach

342
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,820
we didn't wanna see him anymore.

343
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,615
It was terrible.
Even worse than we feared.

344
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,660
We spent half the night arguing about
who was to blame.

345
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,828
You should--

346
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,288
Diane...

347
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,374
- Norm!
- Norm!

348
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,918
Norman.

349
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,838
Morning, everybody.

350
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,259
- How are you today, Norman?
- Oh, as if you cared.

351
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,971
So Coach didn't take too well
to getting the old heave-ho, huh?

352
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,889
Oh, he was destroyed.

353
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,102
He tried to cover, but there was
no masking the intense pain

354
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,396
that Sam inflicted
on his deepest being.

355
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,858
Hey, don't start at me again.
If I recall, you did most of the talking.

356
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:43,445
Sam, what difference
does it make who did it?

357
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,907
The point is the Coach
has been crushed.

358
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:49,910
We have to live with that.

359
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,579
Especially you.

360
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,124
Come on. It was your idea.
You insisted.

361
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:58,544
- I--? That's the most--
- Listen, listen,

362
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,255
I wanna know
which one of you two kids

363
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,466
got the idea first to throw me out
on my butt last night.

364
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,137
Come on, I wanna know right now.

365
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:12,391
Come on, Coach, what difference
does it make whose fault it was?

366
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,978
It's done.
We both have to share the blame.

367
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:23,861
You see, the important thing is
that we showed you our feelings.

368
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,573
- Honesty was our only recourse.
- Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

369
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,743
It was a-- it was a mutual decision.

370
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,164
Well, listen, whoever it was,

371
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,416
I wanna thank them
from the bottom of my heart.

372
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:41,378
Because what happened was, I caught
up with Katherine at the bus stop,

373
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:44,882
and I took her home.
And we got to know each other,

374
00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,593
and I think she's the most wonderful
woman in the world.

375
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,845
I haven't been this happy in years.

376
00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,974
Oh, Coach, that's wonderful news.
You don't know how happy we are.

377
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:58,312
And the fact that the two of us
had anything to do with it

378
00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:00,481
makes us feel even better.

379
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,525
Oh, yeah, absolutely, Coach,
just think of it as the two of us

380
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:08,030
having been able to do something
for you. Okay?

381
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,868
Say, Normie,
aren't they a wonderful couple?