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Hey, Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Delicious, Sammy. Fortunately,
I've saved room for another.
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Coming up.
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Gentlemen, the keg is dry.
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New keg coming out, gents.
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We'll miss you.
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Hey, guys, do we have to do this
every time?
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We don't have to, Sammy.
It's an honor and a privilege.
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- That's right.
- The keg is dead. Long live the keg.
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The keg!
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Norm?
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Normie, Normie, are you okay?
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Oh, Cliff ie, I swore
it wouldn't get to me this time.
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Oh, hey, guys,
I got a letter from Coach.
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- He's in Ohio.
- What's he doing in Ohio?
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Family reunion.
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There's some pictures in there
of him with everybody.
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Let me see.
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Whoa, hey, that's-- that's a very
attractive family there, Sam,
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but how come everybody
but the Coach is black?
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Well, no, that's, that's not his family.
He was sent an invitation by mistake.
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He didn't wanna hurt anybody's
feelings by not showing up.
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Well, looks like
they've accepted him.
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Are you kidding? He's been going
for the last six or seven years.
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In fact, I think next year,
they're gonna have it at his place.
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Anyway, it says here--
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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"Send my love
to everybody at Cheers."
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Then he signs it "Uncle Whitey."
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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What would you like, Norm?
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A reason to live. Keep them coming.
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You look a little peaked there,
my friend.
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I'll be all right,
as soon as my dinner settles in.
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- You didn't eat at the Hungry Heifer.
- Yes, I did.
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The place is all right.
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I just didn't order the right thing.
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Yeah, I just couldn't resist
the muscles.
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Hey, well, I love seafood.
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No, no, no, it's a big, burly waiter
makes you shut up and eat.
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- Va-va-va-voom, eh, Norm?
- I beg your pardon?
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Hot babe there at 12:00.
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I think it's the next notch
on the old Clavin bedpost.
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The only notches on your bedpost
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come from banging your head
in frustration.
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Coming this way, Cliff ie.
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It's times like these
I pity you married guys.
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Hi, I'm Paula Nelson.
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- Oh, Norm Peterson. Hi.
- Norm.
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This smooth talker is Cliff Clavin.
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Hello, Cliff.
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May I buy you
and your immigrant friend a beer?
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- Absolutely.
- Two beers, please.
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I'm a reporter
for Boston Scene magazine.
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I'm hoping that you can give me
some information
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on the singles' scene
here in Boston.
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Have you met many women
here at Cheers?
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No, to tell you the truth,
I haven't had much success,
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but how could I compete with
Cary Grant over there, you know?
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I notice you're not writing.
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Look, don't waste your time
with these two geldings here.
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Beat it. Beat it.
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- Real smooth, Cliff ie.
- Yeah, well...
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Just a good thing she identified herself
as a reporter, Norm.
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Otherwise, she would be
Dr. Feelgood's next patient.
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Cliff, just how long did it take
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for you to create
this little world you live in?
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If you really want the lowdown
on the singles' scene,
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you ought to be talking to
the owner of the bar, Sam Malone.
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He'll give you all
the information you need,
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and make you breakfast
the next morning.
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Since I've been writing this article,
I've heard every pickup line imaginable.
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I doubt that your Mr. Malone
has anything
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but a quote that would be
of service to me.
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Well, la-di-da.
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Hey, good-looking,
what you got cooking?
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You must be Sam Malone.
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The one and only.
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Who might you be,
and do you like Italian food?
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I'm Paula Nelson.
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- Hi, Paula.
- Hi.
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I'm writing an article on singles' bars
for Boston Scene magazine.
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What would you consider to be
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the major allure of this bar
for the singles crowd?
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Well, you're gazing hungrily
at him, honey.
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You're unbelievable.
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I think the big guy's gonna
whiff on this one now.
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No, never, not in a million years.
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Would you say that Cheers
has a reputation as a singles' bar?
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I'll answer that question seriously
if you answer one of mine seriously.
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Okay.
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Do you think it's possible for a man
to satisfy a woman too much?
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In the two weeks
I've been doing research,
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you're the first person
who has hit on me so relentlessly
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that I've terminated the interview.
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- Well, you should've come to me first.
- Won't you excuse me?
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You're not really leaving, are you?
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Oh, Sammy, dig it out.
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Come on, you can do it, babe.
You can do it.
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Hey, come on.
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You don't really think I was trying to
pick you up with juvenile come-ons.
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- Why wouldn't I?
- Hey, you did! She did!
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No, no. I was just giving you examples
of some of the stupid things
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that guys say around here
to pick up women.
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- I mean, it's sad, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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- Well, be that as it may...
- Wait.
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It would be fun to help you
with your article here.
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- Bet you want a quote.
- Don't waste my time.
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No, wait a second.
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You know, I always say that
if it wasn't for all the people
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who say they never come
to singles' bars,
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singles' bars
would be out of business.
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Didn't Diane used to say that?
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When you talk all the time, you're
bound to say everything eventually.
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- That's almost useable.
- There's more where that came from.
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Listen, I'll tell you,
why don't we go up to Melville's.
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I'll share some of my thoughts
on the singles phenomenon
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and we'll have
a bowl of bouillabaisse.
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Mr. Malone,
is this another come-on?
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Are you plying me
with fish heads?
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No, no, no, I promise.
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We'll just talk
about the article. Okay?
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- I do love bouillabaisse.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, I hear it's an aphrodisiac.
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But then again, when I'm around,
even oxygen is an aphrodisiac.
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I can't believe you're not writing down
these impossibly crude come-ons.
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No, Paula, I think probably
the hardest part of my job
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is the daily face-to-face encounter
with loneliness.
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Sammy!
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- We're number one!
- Number one! Number one!
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Guys, does anybody
remember anything
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that Diane has said
about impressionism?
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No, but I know
she makes a bad first one.
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After that, it gets worse.
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Why are you asking, Sam?
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Well, I found out Paula likes
French impressionists,
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so I gotta find
some smart things to say.
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Yeah, she's an art buff
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and I'm a Paula-in-the-buff buff.
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Give up on this one, Sammy.
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Listen, I'm doing just fine.
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I've had two dates with her,
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and as long as I just keep throwing out
Diane-isms, there's no problem.
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Haven't you had your fill
of dames like that?
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I thought that disaster with Diane
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would have soured you
on brainy women.
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Or women. Or life.
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Listen, I want that woman,
Carla. Okay?
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What's so special
about this woman?
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Well, if you must know,
it's kind of embarrassing to admit,
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but I've never had a reporter before.
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Oh, get out.
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Well, I never-- I never had
a magazine reporter...
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...from the Boston area...
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...with a circulation of over a million.
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- Yeah, go on.
- Lately.
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All right, Sammy, really, really,
what's special about this one?
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- I don't get it.
- I understand it.
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He always wants the ones
he can't have.
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Like this dame and me.
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Listen, come on.
Can't anybody think of something
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that Diane said about painters?
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Come on.
She's out of your league, Sammy.
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Face it, you're just one of us,
one of the great unwashed.
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- Excuse me, Sam.
- Yeah.
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I'm afraid I was all too brief
in my response
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to your inquiry about Cézanne.
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Backgrounds were always
very important to him,
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even during his early periods.
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Eventually, however,
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he completely broke
with Renaissance perspective.
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Well, now, that-- That makes sense.
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Thank you very much. That's great.
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But that's still not the reason
that his paintings look,
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as you so eloquently put it,
"like he was goofed on skunkweed."
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- You know what I was talking about--
- No, no, I'm not putting you down.
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I think your newfound interest
in the arts is completely laudable.
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And I'd like to think that
I had something to do with it.
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Oh, you did. You did.
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- Keep it up, big lug.
- Thank you.
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Background... important.
Ren-- Renaissance--
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A-I-S-S-A-N-C-E.
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--Perspective.
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Give up, cucumber brain.
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Hey, Sam, well, you got
this textbook here.
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What are you asking Diane
questions for?
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Well, it's more fun to steal
than study.
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Anyway, I think
it's kind of a hot irony
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to be using Diane's brain
to get another woman's body.
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I'll be in my office, studying.
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Hey, Diane, how about
those Pointillists, huh?
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I think Seurat was
the finest Naturalist of his time.
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Yeah, well, you and me both, sister.
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Well, Diane, I'm off
to the fetish seminar.
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I was hoping for some sort
of a rapprochement
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before I go out of town.
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You know, Frasier, I thought I had
seen you at your lowest last night
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when you waited until
the kiwi tarts and the demitasse
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to announce that you are going
to yet another seminar.
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Diane, this is the most demanding
relationship I've ever been involved in.
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Diane, am I pronouncing this right?
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- 'Giverny"?
- Giverny.
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Thank you.
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Every time we try to have
a discussion about something,
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it turns into a--
What was that all about?
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Sam is developing an interest
in the impressionists.
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"Hmm," what?
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Hmm, this is suspicious.
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I think it's part of Sam's grand design
to win you back.
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Oh, not this again. It's starting to sound
like a broken record.
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Oh, now you're saying
that I'm redundant.
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That I repeat myself.
That I say things over and over.
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You do repeat yourself
on this subject.
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And it's very cynical of you
not to believe
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that Sam is developing
an appreciation--
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A genuine appreciation, for culture.
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I'm sorry, Diane,
just one more art question here.
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What is it, Sam?
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All right. Excuse me.
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Okay, now, this Rubens guy.
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Is this the same guy
that invented that sandwich?
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No, I don't think so.
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Well, okay. I was just wondering,
because I tell you,
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the women in his paintings look like
they really tuck away the groceries.
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You're right.
He'll be a curator in no time.
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I hate that attitude! I hate it!
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It's obviously futile to try to talk
to you when you're being so contentious.
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Listen, this is the number
where I can be reached,
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should you be interested
in rational discourse.
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You'll rue the day you did that.
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Oh, Frasier!
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Diane...? Oh, damn.
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Carla, do you remember
if Diane said anything about
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Renoir's Bather Seated on a Rock?
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Sammy, would you give up
on that egghead?
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She's not good enough for you.
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Besides, it didn't work before.
It's not gonna work now.
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No, it was altogether different before.
This time I'm gonna do it right.
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You really think
it's worth all this trouble?
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Carla, ever since that woman
walked in this door, I've wanted her.
240
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And I won't give up just because
she thinks she's smarter than I am.
241
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Well, I don't like her.
242
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:28,159
Well, you made that perfectly clear,
but nothing's gonna stop me.
243
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He wants me.
244
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Sam, if there's
anything else I can do
246
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to further stimulate and arouse
your interest in the arts,
247
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let me know.
248
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:10,827
- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
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I'm so moved by your hunger
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for knowledge.
251
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
252
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Afternoon, everybody.
253
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,970
So how was your meal
at the Hungry Heifer?
254
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,721
Well, Cliff was a little fussy at first,
255
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,723
but I think I made a convert
out of this guy.
256
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,058
Really?
257
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,477
Well, yeah, my steak
was a little gristly,
258
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,354
but what do you expect
from a place
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decorated with a mural
depicting the Heimlich maneuver?
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Carla, take the bar
for a minute, will you?
261
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I got an important
phone call to make here.
262
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,782
Yeah, Cliff ie had himself
the Ton o' T-Bone.
263
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:54,036
For less than 4 bucks you get
24 ounces of USDA Choice beff.
264
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,664
"beff"? No, you mean beef.
265
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,416
Beef?
266
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,461
Don't be ridiculous, Cliff ie.
That stuff is beff.
267
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:07,133
See, it's a Hungry Heifer trademark
for a processed, synthetic...
268
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,510
What? Meat-like substance, I guess.
269
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,472
Oh, no.
270
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,474
Come on, what do you expect
for four bucks?
271
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You see me complaining
about the loobster?
272
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,234
Hi, this is Sam Malone.
273
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You remember me, do you?
Well, that's great.
274
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,033
Listen, I'd like to make
a reservation for tomorrow night,
275
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but I want a particular room.
276
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,537
Do you remember
when I was there before
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with a slender blond
who was crazy about me?
278
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,877
Yeah, I want--
I want the same room.
279
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,797
It-- Let's see, it had a fireplace
and a deck and a hot tub.
280
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,926
Yeah, that's the one. I'd like to have
that one, if you don't mind.
281
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,930
Yeah, I'm hoping it'll create
the same old magic.
282
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,015
Yeah, all right.
Thank you very much.
283
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,683
I'll see you tomorrow night. Bye-bye.
284
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:16,202
Sammy, I hate to cast a shadow
over your good time,
285
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,120
but have you given any thought
as to who
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is gonna be making drinks tomorrow
while you're making whoopee?
287
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:24,085
No. Damn. I didn't think about that.
288
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,462
Well, you can handle yourself
behind the bar, can't you?
289
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,632
Give up waiting on tables?
290
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,219
I get my heaviest tips
in my third trimester.
291
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,472
Well, what do you think?
292
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,849
You think Diane's ready
to handle this by herself?
293
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,769
Diane? What are you talking about?
294
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,689
Come on, she's a worse bartender
than she is a waitress.
295
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,359
Besides, that day you made her do it
for a couple of hours, she hated it.
296
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,404
Well, I'll just have to
ask her nice, that's all.
297
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,782
- Well, good luck, and good night.
- Yeah, good night.
298
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,412
Well, Sam,
I guess I'll be going home,
299
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,041
unless there's something
you'd like to talk to me about.
300
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,962
Now that we're almost alone
and you have a private moment.
301
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,882
Well, actually, there is something
I'd like to ask you.
302
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,887
Ask away.
303
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:23,936
You know, you've been acting
kind of strange today. ls there...?
304
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,607
Well, I've had something
on my mind.
305
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,401
Well, yeah, me too.
306
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,155
This is gonna be pretty tough
to ask you, actually.
307
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:38,200
Sam, if it makes it any easier,
I know what you're going to ask.
308
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,119
- You do?
- Yes.
309
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,038
I overheard your conversation.
310
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,457
Perhaps I shouldn't have,
but I couldn't help it.
311
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,500
You're going to ask
about this weekend, aren't you?
312
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,377
Yeah. Yeah, listen,
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I know the first time we tried this,
it didn't turn out too hot,
314
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,343
but I'm gonna take
full responsibility for that.
315
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:01,974
Well, I'm sure
that I was at fault too.
316
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,851
Well, whatever. Whatever.
317
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,063
I think the important thing
is that it'll be better this time.
318
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,023
Now you know where everything is.
319
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,196
Well, I suppose that's true.
320
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,992
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
If you like this weekend,
321
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,287
maybe we can talk about making it
permanent. What do you say?
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00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,916
Permanent?
323
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,670
Is that you want, Sam?
324
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,216
Well, I'm not making
any promises here.
325
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,551
Let's just see how--
See how the weekend goes, okay?
326
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,971
Is tomorrow at three okay?
Because I already made reservations.
327
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,099
I know, and...
328
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,229
Sam, I'm... I'm just overwhelmed.
329
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,815
Oh, come on.
You don't have to be nervous.
330
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,401
Listen, after your first
couple of drinks,
331
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,779
you'll relax, get into it,
and I think you'll actually enjoy it.
332
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,202
Well, it does seem to help.
333
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,707
- Oh, Sam!
- What? What? What?
334
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,836
Well, everything's going so fast.
My mind is a tumult.
335
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:15,214
I feel like we're on a runaway train.
Where will it end?
336
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,760
I've gotta think about this. I'm sorry.
337
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:22,054
Boy, you really are
taking this seriously.
338
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:27,184
Hey, listen. Don't worry.
If you break anything, I'm fully insured.
339
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,865
- Oh, excuse me.
- My fault.
340
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,500
- Oh, you take it.
- Oh, no, no. You.
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00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,960
Thank you.
342
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,310
Nice day for a trip, huh?
343
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:10,728
Yes, isn't it?
344
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,357
- Where are you off to...?
- Paula.
345
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,359
- Diane.
- Diane.
346
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,155
I'm going away with a gentleman
for the weekend.
347
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,658
This is a coincidence, so am I.
348
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,327
And you're meeting him here?
349
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,622
- Yes.
- Me too.
350
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,168
- Small world, huh?
- Yeah.
351
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:38,756
You know, it's my first weekend
with this guy
352
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,800
and I just hope
I'm not making a big mistake.
353
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,760
Frankly, he's got me puzzled.
354
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,845
I start to think he's a big, dumb jerk
355
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,181
and then he says something
kind of intelligent.
356
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:52,770
Well, I'm lucky.
I know mine's a big, dumb jerk.
357
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:58,108
But we have something
that just won't die.
358
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,110
Kind of like crabgrass.
359
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,534
That's a lovely thought.
360
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,457
You know, I know I may be making
the biggest mistake of my life.
361
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:18,254
- I'm seeing an eminent psychiatrist now.
- Oh, so am I. Is it helping you?
362
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:22,758
No. No, no, I mean, romantically.
363
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:27,096
And I may be giving all of that up
just to rekindle
364
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,932
a mostly physical relationship
365
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,977
whose only appeal
may be its danger.
366
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,439
So where are you going
with this guy?
367
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,734
He's taking me to an inn
on the coast of Maine.
368
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:44,029
This is amazing.
369
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,783
- Oh, you don't mean--?
- Yes.
370
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,623
- Oh, my God.
- Hey, Paula.
371
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,709
- Sam.
- Boy, good to see you.
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00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,168
You too.
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00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,088
You ready for a trip
down ecstasy lane?
374
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,632
- Yes, I think so.
- Good.
375
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,052
- Hey, Diane, how you doing?
- Fine, great, great.
376
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:10,806
- Really well.
- Good. Listen...
377
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,560
- ...you gonna be all right by yourself?
- Oh, you bet.
378
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:18,856
You two just go off and
have yourselves a terribly nice time.
379
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,983
Okay. Yeah, thank you, thank you.
380
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,737
Listen, if you run into any problem,
Carla knows where to reach me.
381
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,282
- I appreciate this.
- Goodbye, Diane.
382
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,036
What's with the suitcase?
383
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,498
Oh, that's not my suitcase.
384
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,334
Who said it was my suitcase?
385
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,753
- No, no.
- Well, it looks like yours.
386
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,922
Oh, well, there are a million
of these around.
387
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,466
No, this one belongs
to this gentleman.
388
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,009
Sir?
389
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,929
Really...
390
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:54,350
Now, don't leave this lying around.
391
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:56,977
Anybody could just
walk right off with it.
392
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,563
It'll never happen again.
393
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:07,196
Well, have fun, Sam.
394
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,782
Yes, yes.
395
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,117
Thank you, I will.
396
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,456
You!
397
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:28,509
Still, that's the most fun
I've had since 1958.