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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Say, aren't you Ernie Pantusso?
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- Are you talking to me, sir?
- Yeah.
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Yes, I am.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Do you remember me?
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Gee, no. I'm sorry, I don't.
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- Let me give you a hint.
- I like hints.
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Shortstop.
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Topeka, 1947.
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My nickname was "Fancy Dan."
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Joe Pitney!
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No, Ernie.
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I'm Dan Corelli.
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Danny Corelli!
My God, am I happy to see you!
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Hey, everybody, listen up.
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This is one of the most amazing
men in the world.
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One of the most amazing men
that ever stepped
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into a baseball diamond.
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He was a great ballplayer.
I know. I played against him.
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But, listen, the man is totally blind!
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Ernie, I'm not blind, and I never was.
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Come on, Corelli, don't be modest.
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You were a legend.
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You were an absolute legend.
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The whole league
talked about the blind man
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who played shortstop for Topeka.
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Ernie, you're all confused.
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They called me 'the Blind Man"
because I sold venetian blinds
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door-to-door during the off-season.
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My God, how did he find the doorbell?
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Now, is that an inspirational story
or not, huh?
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And they didn't buy your product
out of pity, now,
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I'm telling you, Corelli.
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Hey, I'll see you later.
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Corelli, watch it.
The steps there, please!
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Coach...
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...I think he can see
as well as we can.
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Carla, in some ways,
he can see more.
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Well, thanks a lot for the hot tip,
there, Peterson.
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What are you talking about, Cliff?
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You gave me the number
of Vera's cousin, Natalie.
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Said she'd go out with me.
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I didn't say she'd go out with you.
I said she'd go out with anyone.
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Well, you're wrong. I just gave her
a call and she shot me down.
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It just doesn't make any sense.
Vera said this woman was desperate.
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What did you...?
What did you say to her?
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I just said hello, you know,
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did my little icebreaker joke,
and asked her out.
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All right, Cliff ie, what was your
little icebreaker joke?
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A cute little pervert imitation I do.
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- What?
- Not pervert, you know.
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It's just more like
an obscene phone call.
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You know, heavy breathing and all?
Oh, Ma roars at it.
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- "Hello, Natalie.'
- Oh, no.
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"What are you wearing?
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You wanna know what I'm...?"
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Tomorrow, you're all gonna be using it.
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Everyone on the faculty
raves about this place.
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They say the chef, Luigi, is a genius.
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I'm so glad I was able
to get us a reservation.
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I want tonight to be perfect.
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I have a feeling it will be.
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I'm gonna start by getting
the best table in the place.
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I don't care how many palms
I have to cross.
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- Crane, party of two.
- Crane?
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Crane? Crane. Crane.
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Ah, Crane.
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Signora, please, this way.
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Listen, I'd like
the finest table you have.
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Something quiet near the...
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Any place is fine.
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If the food is so good,
why is the place empty?
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I don't know.
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Welcome to Luigi's.
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Our world-renowned chef, Luigi,
would like to welcome you personally,
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but he's dead.
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We buried him this morning.
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Is this table satisfactory?
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You buried him this morning
and you're open for business?
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Yes, it was one of Luigi's last wishes.
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Would it be easier on you if we left?
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No, no, no.
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The...
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...new man is a very fine cook.
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He study under L...
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The world's greatest chef.
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Stay. Stay.
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Well, we're very hungry.
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Can you recommend an appetizer?
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Yes. The calamari ALLA Luigi...
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...is very good.
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Well, we'll have an order of that,
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and a bottle of your best Chianti.
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Boy, can I show a girl
a good time or what, huh?
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Frasier, don't feel bad.
It's not your fault.
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Oh, I don't know, Diane.
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It just seems the harder I try
to please you, the more I mess up.
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I wanted tonight to be perfect
so that I could ask you to marry me.
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Oh, how you talk!
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Well, Dr. Marino helped me
make the arrangements
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for us to be married tomorrow
at his parents' estate in Florence.
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You're serious.
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Well, Diane,
this trip has put us to the test.
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I've seen you at your best
and your worst.
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I didn't think your worst
was all that bad,
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especially when it was
only in small doses.
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The more I know you...
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...the more I want you.
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Will you marry me tomorrow and make
me the happiest man in the world?
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Oh, Frasier, I'm so nervous.
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I didn't have the slightest indication
this was coming.
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Well, of course, my...
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Look what I've done.
May I have your napkin, please?
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I'll... I'll be right back.
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Pretty fancy answering machine
you got there, Sam.
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Deluxe model, top of the line.
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I hate answering machines.
I never know what to say to them.
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Gee, and you're such a whiz with people.
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You know, Sammy, I know you think
it's a convenience of sorts,
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but it's a poor substitute
for a human being,
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and I think you ought to trash it.
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Are you kidding?
This is an expensive machine.
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Talking about Carla.
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Like to see her top that one, huh?
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Touché.
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Sammy, I'm not much
for these things.
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Why do you need one, anyway?
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Well, I've been missing
a lot of my calls lately.
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People have been
screwing up my messages.
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Hey, I resent that.
We always get your messages right.
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What do you think, we're too stupid to
answer a phone, take a message?
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- Well, no, I didn't... I didn't...
- it hurts, Sam.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I still think
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it would be better if we had a machine.
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Does anyone know how to
record on this little devil?
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Yeah, you press that little red button.
There you go.
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Just talk right into the machine there.
Keep it simple.
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Just tell them to leave their names
and their phone numbers.
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I'll make jungle noises
in the background.
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Okay, all right.
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Quiet. Quiet for a second here, everybody.
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Hi, this is Sam Malone.
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Suckered you in. I'm not here.
How do you like talking to a machine?
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At the sound of the beep,
please leave your name, number,
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and something that'll get me hot.
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- I hope that was for your private line.
- Are you kidding?
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I wouldn't waste a bon mot like that
on business stuff.
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Would someone get that
for me, please?
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Oh, well, gee, I'll try.
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Hello?
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- Hey, wanna help me, guys?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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- Come in, Flash Gordon.
- Cheers.
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- Hello. It's me.
- Oh, hold on here a second.
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Hey there.
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You been dreaming about me again?
Just had to call, huh?
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Actually, I was calling
to talk to everyone.
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Chat a little.
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Tell you how nice the weather's been.
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How romantic Europe has been.
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Oh, yes, it's been very romantic.
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The kind of place
that makes a man lose his head
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and propose to a gal
on a night such as this.
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So who do you wanna speak to next?
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I'm talking about Frasier, Sam.
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He had a couple of sips
of Chianti tonight
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and asked me to marry him.
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Did you say a couple of sips or barrels?
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I knew you'd be this way.
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No, no. I'm not being any way here.
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So, what did you tell him?
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I haven't told him anything yet.
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I'm just basking in the moment.
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I see.
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So, what's the problem?
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You always told me you and Frasier
are such a perfect match.
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There's no problem.
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Tell everyone that I'll call
after the wedding tomorrow.
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Tomorrow? What's the rush?
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Frasier has thoughtfully
and romantically
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arranged for us to be married
at the Marino estate.
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It's somewhat of a landmark.
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One of the most beautiful estates
in Florence.
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So are you gonna say yes?
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You think I should
say something else?
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No.
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No, you don't think
I should say something else,
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or no, you think I should say no?
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Yes.
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Yes, you think I should say yes,
or yes, I should say something else?
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Diane...
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...congratulations.
I'm... I'm very happy for you.
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I see. Well, if you have
nothing more to say,
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I'd better be getting
back to Frasier.
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I understand. You probably
wanna accept before he sobers up.
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- Goodbye!
- Bye-bye.
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What's wrong, Sam?
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Diane is gonna marry Frasier
tomorrow afternoon in Florence.
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Oh, Sam, free at last!
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Hey, Carla,
how about a little sensitivity?
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Can't you see
the man's broken up here?
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No, Diane says
she's in love with Frasier
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and wants to marry him,
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well, then I'm happy for her.
She got what she wanted.
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Maybe not. Maybe she called so you
could talk her out of marrying him.
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No, she wanted to gloat.
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I think Normie's right here.
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I think she wanted you to tell her
that you cared for her.
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You bet she did,
so that she could laugh in my face,
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but I didn't fall for her little trick,
so I get to laugh in her face.
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Hear me? I'm laughing.
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The man is a rock.
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From the neck up.
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Oh, hello, Diane.
I was just ordering the chef's special.
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Well, what took you so long?
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Oh, Frasier, I was...
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I was overwhelmed.
I needed a little time to myself.
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Now I know
what my answer was all along.
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Yes, I'll marry you.
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Diane, you've made me so happy.
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Finally, something on this trip
has gone right.
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- Tonight is perfect.
- Yes, it is.
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I'm sorry, but we try to stay open,
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but the people in the kitchen
can't go on.
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They're not taking Luigi's death
as well as I am.
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We...
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Please, accept our apologies.
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Here is the bill.
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The bill? For what?
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Sir...
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...I'm not interested in
squabbling with you on this night.
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Here.
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Are you satisfied?
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Go back to Pittsburgh, USA.
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Keep your money
for your cowboy boots and missiles.
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This place is overrated!
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E lei, Frasier Crane...
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I do.
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E lei, Diane Chambers...
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- Diane!
- I...
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Diane! Don't do this!
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What the hell...
Oh, excuse me, Father.
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Sam, what on earth
are you doing here?
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Why are you marrying Frasier?
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- I love him, of course.
- No, no, no.
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No. No, look me in the eye.
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Now say that.
251
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I can't.
252
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You love me. Admit it.
253
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- Now, look here, Sam...
- I'm sorry, Frasier,
254
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but Diane and I belong together.
255
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,273
I know it's nuts,
but we both know it's true.
256
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,694
Oh, Sam, you're right.
257
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,738
I can't keep playing it safe.
258
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,867
I don't care if I get hurt.
I have to admit it. I love you.
259
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I've always loved you
and I always will.
260
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Frasier, will you forgive me?
261
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You know I will.
262
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,590
I guess I always knew
you two would end up together.
263
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You're a good man, Frasier.
264
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Well, I try.
265
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A dear, sweet, lovely man.
266
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Be happy, Diane.
267
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Well, Sam, I'm all yours.
268
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Come on. Let's go show Europe
what romance means.
269
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Oh, Sam.
270
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It's not going to be like before.
271
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I'll make you happier
than you ever thought possible.
272
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I'll respect you and accept you
for what you are
273
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and I won't complain
or argue or be jealous
274
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and I'll stop thinking the life
out of everything.
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I'll do all I can to make sure
you enjoy life to the fullest,
276
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and if that means
letting you date other women
277
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while I remain faithful to you, so be it.
278
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Your love is worth the price.
279
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I think this is gonna work this time.
280
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Sam? Sam?
281
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Sam!
282
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I'm sorry. I guess my mind
was somewhere else.
283
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,174
Well, sorry to disturb you, Sammy,
284
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,803
but if we don't start getting some beers
to this crowd, they're gonna turn ugly.
285
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,639
Too late.
286
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:41,310
Say, does anyone know how long
it takes to get to Italy from here?
287
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,938
Okay, nobody panic!
288
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:49,110
You can make it from here to Italy in
eight hours, 37 minutes, 22 seconds.
289
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,738
- With a good tail wind.
- Seriously?
290
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,991
Well, unless you take the polar route,
in which case,
291
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,911
you run into those convex currents
created by the aurora borealis.
292
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You're a roaring bore-ealis.
293
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,627
Would you get hold of yourself, Sam?
You're really losing it.
294
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,547
- You have a travel agent, don't you?
- Oh, yeah, terrific. Cathy.
295
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,257
Yeah, get her on the phone.
296
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,594
Find out if I can get onto
a plane tonight to Florence.
297
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,513
- Bingo.
- What are you doing?
298
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,474
Can't you see this is
a twisted cry for help?
299
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,476
Sammy, I'm here for you.
300
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,854
Will you knock it off?
I'm not saying that I'm going.
301
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,273
I just wanna find out
if I can, that's all.
302
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,275
I don't get it, Sammy. Why Diane?
303
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,777
Why not arsenic or strychnine?
304
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,280
Let me see if I'm following all this.
305
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,991
Now, Carla, you think
that Diane is bad for Sam.
306
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:41,078
Oh, boy. This is the craziest thing
I've ever considered.
307
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,375
Well, you think I should
go through with this?
308
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:51,005
I think that you and Diane
are lovely, special people, Sam.
309
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,299
Alone. Separately, you know?
310
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,634
Individually.
311
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,637
Together, frankly, you stink.
312
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,349
To the casual observer,
313
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,352
your running off to Italy would
have to seem stupid beyond reason.
314
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,356
- I'm going.
- Well, that's what I'd do.
315
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,985
But, Sam, she's gonna
try to change you.
316
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,695
You can't be something
that you're not.
317
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,364
You're a hound.
318
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,699
You were born a hound.
You'll always be a hound.
319
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,159
You live for the hunt.
320
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,621
People change.
Hounds can change.
321
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,456
Oh, yeah, thank you, Cathy.
322
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,708
Sammy, there's a flight leaving
in 45 minutes,
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00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:31,420
a 747 wide-body,
flight eight-niner-three,
324
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,589
Captain Omar Wilkins. Good man.
325
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,885
Movie is Blame It on Rio,
edited for in-flight viewing,
326
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,846
and I recommend the chicken Diablo.
327
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,851
- Thank you.
- Roger, wilco.
328
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,439
- I guess I'm out of here, man.
- I'm glad.
329
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,943
Look at that pretty girl
over there by the phone.
330
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,446
You looked.
You know why you looked?
331
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,698
Because you told me to look.
332
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,034
Oh, no. I'm telling you not to go,
you're not listening to that.
333
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,412
You looked because you're Sammy.
334
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,206
I don't wanna lose that guy.
335
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,791
I like him a lot.
336
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,752
You're not gonna lose him, Carla.
I promise.
337
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,587
Listen, I gotta do this.
338
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,841
It's not for me. It's not for Diane.
339
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,092
It's for Frasier.
340
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,594
I mean, nobody deserves
to be married to that woman.
341
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,308
No, I'm not saying
I'm gonna marry her. I just...
342
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,396
I can't... I can't let her
make this kind of mistake.
343
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,276
Sammy, liftoff's at 040
and counting, eh?
344
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,988
I'll call you from Florence.
345
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,284
Boy, hey, huh?
Talk about romantic.
346
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,411
If I was a woman, I'd be crying.
347
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,872
What would you do
if you were a man?
348
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,219
I suppose it's always possible
349
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,513
that Diane's gonna go ahead
and marry Frasier anyway.
350
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,432
Not a chance. Come on.
351
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,852
No woman's gonna turn
down a man like Sammy
352
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,188
who flew across the ocean for her.
353
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,274
Yeah, well, a toast to Sammy,
354
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,817
somewhere high over the Atlantic.
355
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,279
Or, if he's lucky, in it.
356
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,664
The operator's
putting through the call.
357
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,958
Say, you know, Diane,
even if you do get your mother,
358
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,337
she wouldn't be able to be in Florence
in time for the wedding this afternoon.
359
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,505
She'd have to be in the air already.
360
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,549
Well, I know. I just wanna
tell her we're getting married.
361
00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,136
Oh, Frasier, look at
that peasant woman
362
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,763
standing over by that old olive tree.
363
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:47,723
Wouldn't that make
a beautiful picture?
364
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,975
The essence of Italy.
365
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,728
Give your mother my love.
366
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,858
Please, Sam...
367
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,153
...for once in your life,
have done the right thing.
368
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,615
Don't be at Cheers. Be on a plane.
369
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:08,285
No, as far as I know,
Paul Revere never went to Florida.
370
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,372
But...
371
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,833
Let me get it.
372
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,419
No, it's Sam's private line.
The machine's gonna pick up.
373
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,633
Hi, this is Sam Malone.
374
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,059
Frasier...
375
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,563
...I've been thinking,
we're so far from Florence,
376
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,273
and now we're having car trouble.
377
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,692
It's as if fate
is trying to tell us something.
378
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:44,697
Why not just get married here
in this little town, right now?
379
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,407
Wouldn't that be romantic?
380
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,284
Well, Diane, I love that idea.
381
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,828
- Let's do it.
- I love you.
382
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:01,338
Are you cold, sir?
383
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,301
No. No, no, I'm not.
384
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,219
I just had a chill, I guess.
385
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,346
Well, if there's anything I can do...
386
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:10,890
Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
387
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:15,769
But don't go too far away.
I think I may need some assistance.