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<i>Hey,</i> Cheers <i>is filmed
before a live studio audience.</i>

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Miss Chambers,
can I ask you something?

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You're a girl, right?

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Well, I'm a woman.

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Well, that's close enough.

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You see, in about five minutes

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I'm going out on my first date
with a city girl,

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and I'm really nervous about it.

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You know, I'm afraid I might
get tongue-tied

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and make a fool of myself.

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I don't want that to get in the way
of me picking up the babes.

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<i>Et tu,</i> Woody?

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After only a few months
here at Cheers,

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you're starting to talk
like the other reprobates.

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Well, thanks, Miss Chambers,
but, you know...

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...that's not enough. I wanna be
smooth with the ladies like Sam.

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Well, I think I can help you out.
Have a seat.

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A good conversationalist
is usually a good listener.

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I've found that people love
to talk about themselves.

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- Really?
- Oh, yes.

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People have an endless fascination
with their own little world.

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It's an observation I made
as a small child,

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although I've never understood
why it holds true.

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I, myself, have always found many
more interesting topics to talk about.

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Of course, I've always made it a point
to broaden my horizons.

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As a matter of fact,

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I was reading the <i>New York Times</i>
at the age of 4.

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And from then, on to the classics.

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Of course, it caused some hardships
as a youngster,

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always being far and away
the brightest in the class.

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Usually, the brightest in the class

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is regarded as some sort of
a pimply faced egghead.

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I'm sorry, Clifford,
what was your question again?

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Boy, just when you think
you can't get any older,

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you go and read the paper.

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- Why? What happened?
- Look at this.

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There's gonna be a reunion
of <i>The Boston Boppers.</i>

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Oh, my goodness. Look at that.

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- Who are <i>The Boston Boppers?</i>
- It's not a who, it's a what.

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Like you.

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It was a local TV show,
kind of like <i>American Bandstand.</i>

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- Carla used to dance on it.
- Oh, yeah.

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I danced my way
into New England's heart.

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Till they made up that stupid rule.

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What rule's that?

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The one that said that pregnant
16-year-olds can't Hully Gully on TV.

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Those were repressive times.

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Well, you must be very excited
about the reunion, Carla.

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I'm not going.

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Oh, how come?
I thought you loved that place.

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I did love it.

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But Nick was my dance partner.

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That was before
we had to get married.

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Boy, they sure have
tough dance laws up here.

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Wipe that table off there,
will you, Woody?

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We were a great team.

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We really got along
when we were dancing.

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And when we were dancing,
if you know what I mean.

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Yes, it's frighteningly clear.

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Well, why don't you just ask Nick
if he wants to go with you?

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Forget it.

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Oh, come on. You're not gonna
pass up all that fun

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just for a little pride, are you?

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It's not only fun.

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There's a chance to win 500 bucks
and a trip to Hawaii

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in that dance contest.
And we could do it.

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- Then what--?
- There's no way I'd call and ask him.

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And I really don't want anyone else
getting any crazy ideas, like calling him

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in Atlantic City at 555-4397.

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Well, here I go,

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out of earshot in the poolroom
for about 15 minutes.

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Oh, Carla.

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Hey, I got an idea.

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Why don't one of us call Nick?

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That'd be a good idea.

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- Anybody know the area code?
- 609!

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Thank you.

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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!

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How's life, Mr. Peterson?

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Oh, I look at it every once in a while
when I'm in the john.

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I didn't mean the magazine.

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Neither did I.

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- So how's that job-hunt going, Norm?
- Great.

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- Hey, you got one, huh?
- Yeah, well. No, no. Vera did.

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Boy, Normie, don't you feel
the least bit emasculated?

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I mean, isn't it gut-wrenching

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to watch your wife go off to work
every morning?

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It's gut-wrenching
to watch Vera do anything.

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- Who are you?
- I'm Woody Boyd.

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Big deal.

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Where--? Where is everybody?

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Oh, there's those two bozos.

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Nick, Loretta.

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Hello, sweet cakes.

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You been thinking about me?

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Only during flea-and-tick season.

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Yeah? Well, in my neighborhood,
that's all year round.

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I'm sure it is.

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- Hey, Nick.
- Sam.

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- Hi, Loretta.
- Hello.

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- Excuse me. Glad you made it.
- Of course I made it.

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Anytime Carla needs a favor,

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and I can benefit financially,
and you send me the bus fare,

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I'm there.

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Hey, that's quite a testimonial.

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So how you doing?
You still in the TV-repair business?

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That's a sideline now.
I'm into bigger and better things.

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What do you got there?

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"Nick's Talent Emporium,
Hi-Class Talent for Less.

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Nick Tortelli, Talent Manager."

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Well, I'll be darned.

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I only got one.

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Nick's managing my career now.

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Oh, yeah? You still singing
with the Grinning Americans?

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Boy, I love that group.

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Oh, step into the '80s.

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The Grinning Americans
are so passt' it's laughable.

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I'm with the Lemon Sisters.

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The Lemon Sisters?

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Yeah, it's Loretta
and two other dames.

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I thought up the name.

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Well, don't people confuse you
with the Lennon Sisters?

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I don't know.

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Do they throw their drinks
at The Lennon Sisters?

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It's pure coincidence
that the names sound alike.

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Besides, I got other people
on my roster.

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I also handle Wayne Newman.

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Ginger ale and a Scotch.

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Nick Tortelli? As I live and breathe,
what a surprise.

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What do you say, Carla?

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Are we gonna kill them
at that dance contest?

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You came here to go
to that dance contest with me?

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Sure. Yeah, I'm gonna win
that contest and go to Hawaii,

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where the girls wear grass skirts.

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And I'm planning on bringing
my hedge clippers.

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You gotta admit, the guy's a panic.

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I can't believe it. You guys
really used to rock out

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on <i>The Boston Boppers,</i> huh?

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Sure. We were the stars.
They couldn't stop us.

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- You remember the host, Floyd Panjeric?
- Yeah, what a dork.

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Remember that time we pantsed him
during the station break?

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It's gonna be great to see everybody.

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I just hope I can dance as good. I...

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- I'm a little rusty.
- Oh, no sweat. I'm in great shape.

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I'm glad to hear that, Carla,
but it takes two to tango.

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And if I'm rusty, we're nowhere.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Look, I'm trying to be
a gentleman here.

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Everybody knew
who was more talented.

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- Yeah, me.
- Give me a break.

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I carried you.

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You carried me? I carried you.

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In your hat. I carried you!

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In your hat! I carried you!

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Carla, the fact is, I can go to the dance
with a monkey and win that contest.

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Oh, yeah? Who'd lead?

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That's it.

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If you were the last babe on earth,
I wouldn't dance with you.

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I got an idea. I'm gonna show you
how good a dancer I am.

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I'm gonna go with Loretta.

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Oh, Nicky, I'm honored.

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We haven't danced
since our wedding.

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And we've never danced
fully clothed.

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There you go.

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It's me and Loretta.
And you, Carla, can eat dirt.

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That's what you think.

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I'm gonna get myself a new partner
and beat the pants off of you.

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Oh, yeah? Who are you gonna get?

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Eddie Csznyk.

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Eddie Csznyk, the Polish Prancer?

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That's right.

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He was always wanting
to dance with me,

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and I always turned him down
to go with you.

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Yeah, that was the last smart move
you ever made.

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Come on, Loretta, we're gonna
practice until our feet bleed.

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Okay.

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Bye, gang at Cheers.

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Hey, Carla, I saw him, I saw him.
He's dancing down the street.

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Boy, he's beautiful.
Makes Fred Astaire look like a gorilla.

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- You sure it's him?
- Yeah, I'm sure it's him.

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I called out, "Hey, Eddie Csznyk,'
and he waved back.

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This is it. My luck is finally changing.

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- Eddie!
- Carla!

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Check out my footwork.

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Eddie, your shoelace is un...

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...tied.

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Good luck, Carla.
I'm really sorry about this.

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- Knock them dead, kid.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Listen, mac, I'd put
a cervical collar on that knee.

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Give him...

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Give him about
30 milligrams of cc's, huh?

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Better make that 40.

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- What are you gonna do now?
- I don't know.

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I gotta get another partner.

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Does anybody here dance?

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I should've known better.

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The only time I've seen
any of you dance

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is when the restrooms are crowded.

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Sam?

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- Why don't you help her out.
- What are you talking about?

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Oh, you know very well
what I'm talking about.

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You're a great dancer.
You won that trophy

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- at our ballroom-dancing class.
- Don't, don't...

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The fact that you talked me into
taking that stupid class

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is embarrassing enough.

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- Sam, are you going to help Carla?
- No, I'm not.

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- Why not?
- I am a jock.

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I've got an image to protect.

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I don't want people thinking I'm too
graceful, if you know what I mean.

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There's nothing wrong
with being graceful.

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I'm not worried
about being graceful.

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I'm worried about being too graceful.

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It's not like you're being asked
to perform <i>Swan Lake</i> in a tutu.

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Why did that particular image
come to mind?

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Sam, please.

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Baryshnikov is graceful,
and he's one of the sexiest men alive.

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Oh, come on. Barysh...

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We all know why women
go for Baryshnikov.

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- Oh, and why is that?
- Well, because of what he wears.

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I mean, those tights have no secrets.

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Don't believe everything you see,
Sammy.

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You know, I think he's padded.

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Probably orders it
from that catalogue.

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What catalogue?

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Well, I heard some guys talking.

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Well, no luck back there either.

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Well, I can still take
the honorable way out.

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I'm going home to burn my feet
on the radiator.

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No, no, Carla.
Carla, come here. Come here.

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Wait. Let's see if we can...

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...do something here.

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Sammy.

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You're graceful.

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Carla.

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- Is that you?
- Yeah.

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- Cheryl, is that you?
- Yeah.

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We never liked each other
very much.

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Hey.

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What are you doing here with Sam?

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I thought you were coming
with Eddie Csznyk.

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Sam happens to be
a much better dancer.

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And he has the grace of a swan.

243
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,316
Bull swan.

244
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,406
Hi, kids.

245
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,662
That's the way he started
every show.

246
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,164
That's catchy.

247
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,959
A lot of great years,
and a lot of great music,

248
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,296
and a lot of grey hairs
have gone by.

249
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,967
But you know what?
Out of all the music,

250
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,844
I think our music
was the best music.

251
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,138
- What do you say?
- You're a lame-o!

252
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,396
Oh, you kids. Spunky as ever.

253
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,440
But we're gonna have
a lot of fun tonight.

254
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:00,900
Hey, I got an idea.

255
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,361
Why don't we see
how far we've all come

256
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,072
since the old <i>Boston Boppers</i> days?

257
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,491
Tell us the person
you most admired then

258
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,493
and the person
you most admire now.

259
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,996
I'm Cheryl Koski from Brockton.

260
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,333
And back then, I guess the person
I admired the most

261
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,168
was Frankie Avalon.

262
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,797
- And now?
- Now I'd have to say...

263
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,090
...Fabian.

264
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,272
All right.

265
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,399
All right.

266
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,651
Now that you're warmed up,

267
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:46,404
let's get down to what
you're all here for,

268
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,657
a chance to dance your way
to Waikiki.

269
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,411
The rules are simple.

270
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,455
If the judges tap you, you're out.

271
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,498
You know, Sammy,

272
00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:00,126
when Nick and I used to go
to these dance contests,

273
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,546
we always used to spit
on each other's shoes for good luck.

274
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,134
Well?

275
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,641
You missed.

276
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,187
I hope you dance
better than you spit.

277
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,024
Here we go with "Tutti-frutti."

278
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,606
Well, I'm sorry, kids. You're out.

279
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,865
- Oh, come on, man!
- Hey, you stupid...

280
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,672
Hey, they suck swamp water too.

281
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,049
We have our winners!

282
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:41,894
Hold it a minute, Floyd.

283
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,940
A great wrong is about to be done.

284
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,734
You know me. I'm Nick Tortelli.

285
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,071
High school class of '62, '63, '64.

286
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:59,245
The reason I didn't win this contest
is because my partner stunk.

287
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,166
And I refuse to leave
until I show you how it's done

288
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,627
with my ex-lovely wife, Carla.

289
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,171
Nicky.

290
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,719
- Come on, Carla.
- Forget it, Nick.

291
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,640
Floyd, "Unchained Melody."

292
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,048
Well, guess it's just you and me.

293
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,384
Beg your pardon?

294
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,596
I'd like to do something with you
that'll make him sorry.

295
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,556
And I don't mean dancing.

296
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:44,892
Do you have a van?

297
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,606
I don't really think you wanna do
something you're gonna regret later.

298
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,359
Oh, yes, I do.
And I wanna do it right now.

299
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,486
And I'm good too.

300
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:58,030
Even though I don't like it very much.

301
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,952
You're making too big
a deal out of this.

302
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,495
I mean, it's just a dance.

303
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,664
How good?

304
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,526
Introducing the winner of
<i>The Boston Boppers</i> dance contest,

305
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,111
Miss Carla Tortelli!

306
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,655
Oh, yay! That's wonderful.

307
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,616
- You two did it.
- Well, no, no.

308
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,661
Actually, Carla and Nick won. I...

309
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,997
I guess I just wasn't
graceful enough.

310
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,875
Come on, Sammy.
You were plenty graceful.

311
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,084
No, I wasn't.

312
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,129
No, really. You should've seen
Carla and Nick out there.

313
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,798
They were like Fred and Ethel. Really.

314
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:03,596
Yeah, it was a magical moment.

315
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,474
You know, it was like
I was transported back in time.

316
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,685
I wasn't a tired old woman
with six kids.

317
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,772
I was a fresh young teenager
with two kids.

318
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,650
Come on, you guys.
Let me drive you home.

319
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,651
Oh, good.

320
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,946
Sammy, I think I just wanna
sit here for a little while

321
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,615
and bask in the glow.

322
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,409
Relive the moment
and have a couple of belts.

323
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,244
Yeah, enjoy.

324
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,746
Thanks.

325
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,040
Congratulations, Carla.

326
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,750
Now, aren't you glad you went?

327
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,336
I'll bet you looked great
out there on the dance floor.

328
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,629
Yeah, I did, actually.

329
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,882
You know, why don't you come by my
place, and I'll show you my Watusi?

330
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,635
And then later on,
we can dance a little bit.

331
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,679
On second thought,
I'm going to hitchhike.

332
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,348
You meet a better class of people.

333
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:54,522
<i>My love, my darling</i>

334
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,193
<i>I hunger for your touch</i>

335
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,253
- What are you doing here?
- I had to see you.

336
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:19,964
Carla...

337
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,259
...tonight...

338
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,302
...was destiny.

339
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,557
What are you talking about?

340
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,394
It was destiny that Eddie Csznyk
fell down those stairs.

341
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:37,731
And it was destiny that <i>The Boppers</i>
even had a reunion.

342
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,278
And it was destiny
that we won the contest.

343
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,532
When we were dancing
out on that floor tonight,

344
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,367
we were like the only two
people on earth.

345
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,372
I know we belong together,
and we always will.

346
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,624
Come on, Nick.

347
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,418
We're great when we're
on the dance floor,

348
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,962
but when the music stops,
we stink on ice.

349
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,047
No, no. We were meant
to be together.

350
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,633
Carla, you know me.

351
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,636
Look in my eyes and you'll know
I'll tell you the truth.

352
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,893
- You're serious.
- Yeah.

353
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,519
What are you saying?

354
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:18,439
I'm saying I want you to go
to Hawaii with me tonight.

355
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:19,565
Now.

356
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:21,233
Please, Carla.

357
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,736
Make this dream of mine come true.

358
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:27,656
- Tonight was incredible.
- Yeah.

359
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,076
- Wow, you and me in Hawaii.
- Yeah.

360
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,163
- Palm trees.
- Palm trees.

361
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,291
- Sipping mai tais on the beach.
- Yeah, mai tais.

362
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,252
- It'd be paradise.
- Yeah.

363
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,379
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

364
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,381
- What about Loretta?
- What about her?

365
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,966
She's waiting for us at the airport.

366
00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:58,562
Is that a no?