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Hey, Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, man, where's this
relief waitress you hired?
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Oh, don't worry, Sam,
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she's a great waitress,
a complete professional.
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Well, how come she's not here?
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Well, she called and said
she'd be about 20 minutes late.
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She wants to get in
all her breaks before she starts.
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Oh, there she is.
Hey, Corinne, over here.
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When you asked them
for a waitress,
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did you tell them this was a bar,
not a truck stop?
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Hi, honey. Is this it?
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Yep, Corinne, this is my boss,
Sam Malone.
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Hi, honey. Just give me
some checks and we're all set.
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Okay, Woody, why don't you
show her where they are?
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It's right down here.
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Would you look
at the size of this place?
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My dogs'll be barking tonight.
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Pardon me, am I mistaken, or did you
used to work at the Hungry Heifer?
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- Sure, I worked there.
- Yeah?
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Say, I know you. The girls there
had a pet name for you.
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- What was that?
- That guy who comes back.
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Hey, listen, thanks for helping out.
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From now on
let me pick the waitresses.
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My customers are used to something
with a little more sex appeal.
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Sam. Where'd you get the fox?
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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- How's life in the fast lane, Normie?
- Beats me. I can't find the on-ramp.
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Hey, hey, your brow is
a little furrowed there, my friend.
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What's the boney, Maroney?
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Well, Vera's getting the urge
to go on vacation again.
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Don't worry. It'll pass.
Happens every year.
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I think she's serious this time.
Maps have been unfolded.
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- Where does she wanna go?
- The tropics.
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Says she wants to lay in the sand
and bake in the sun.
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I offered a compromise.
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I said, just turn up the radiator
and stick your feet in the cat box.
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- And she didn't go for that?
- No, no. It's my own damn fault.
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You know,
I think I've spoiled that woman.
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Mr. Peterson, if you want
the vacation of a lifetime,
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without spending a fortune,
I have one word for you.
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- Yeah?
- Hanover, Indiana.
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All right. Well, what would I do for
excitement in, say, Hanover, Indiana?
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Well, if you leave right away,
you can catch the Corn Parade.
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Now, that's kind of like
the Rose Parade.
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But instead of using flowers
for the floats--
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- They use corn.
- You've heard of it.
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Well, hold on a second.
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- Carla, it's for you.
- Who is it?
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I don't know.
It's one of your daughters.
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- Which one?
- I couldn't tell.
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- It sounded like, "Humanity."
- Oh, it's Anne Marie.
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She's wearing a retainer on her teeth,
and she's feeling a little insecure.
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Anne Marie?
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No, I didn't know it was you
from your ugly voice.
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Hon, no. Anne Marie,
people are not gonna make fun of you
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every time you open your mouth.
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Honey, your family are not people.
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Yeah, right, goodbye.
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Poor kid.
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I remember when I was
at that awkward age.
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Any little difference between me
and the other children
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and I was embarrassed and humiliated
in front of what felt like the world.
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- Hi, Diane.
- And on it goes.
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You left your sweater
at my apartment.
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Oh, thank you, Dennis.
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And thanks for bringing it by
in this all-too-brief visit.
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- Why are you dressed like that?
- I'm working the Renaissance Faire.
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Don't they have
dressing rooms there?
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I thought you'd get a kick out of it.
You said it was your favorite era.
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Dennis, there's a time and place
for everything.
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And the time for this
was the 14th century.
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I'm sorry.
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So are we still on for Saturday night?
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Next Saturday would be impossible.
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You don't wanna
go out with me again, do you?
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I didn't say that, Dennis.
You're putting words in my mouth.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
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No, no, they're the right words.
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I'll give you a call, Dennis.
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All right. I know what's coming.
Let's get on with it.
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- What? What are you talking about?
- You know. Dennis.
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He didn't, well...
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- He didn't look very ordinary.
- Oh, nonsense.
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I thought he looked great.
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Especially if he was gonna
spend the day in Sherwood Forest.
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You're not being very fair.
Dennis is a really special guy.
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Yeah, and I sensed that, Diane.
I said to myself--
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As soon as he walked in, I said,
now there's a sissy with a dream.
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Dennis Kaufman
is a brilliant puppeteer.
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He does a wonderful
Punch and Judy.
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He'd better have a wonderful punch
if he's gonna dress like Judy.
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Oh, you really pick them, Diane.
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Next to him,
even Frasier looks like Rambo.
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Look what I've stooped to.
Dennis is a fine human being,
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and I hustled him out of here
like he had the plague.
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All in an effort
to avoid your childish gibes.
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How will I ever make it up to him?
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Well, you could always
offer to set his hair.
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Fine, fine. Thank you all.
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Oh, come on. You're overreacting.
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We were simply indulging in a couple
of yuks. Were we not, guys?
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Well, I can understand
why you act like this,
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and Sam stooping to such
puerile behavior.
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You're jealous. But I don't know
why everyone else jumps in.
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Now, Woody here was the
only one of you mature enough
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to refrain from jumping on
your mudslinging bandwagon.
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Well, why should I, Miss Chambers?
I liked Denise.
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- No, that's Dennis.
- I know.
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Hey, Normie?
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You feel like doing something
adventurous tonight?
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I'm already doing that, Cliff ie.
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Vera's trying on a new
facial mask this evening,
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and I kind of wanna rush home
and watch it crack.
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- All right.
- Why? What did you have in mind?
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Well, I heard from one of the guys
down in the junk-mail room
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that there's a new act down at
the old Wham Bam Room.
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Oh, hot dog.
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Presenting the finest
in nudie entertainment.
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Come on, Fras, what do you say?
Let's go.
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Oh, you're inviting me along
to this evening of devilment?
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- You got a credit card, don't you?
- There you go.
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You know, I'm not so sure if it really
fits in with my image, you know?
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A desperately lonely character
on the make?
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- Well, I guess I'm in.
- All right.
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Oh, sure.
Just when I'm about to have fun.
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- That's Mrs. Benedict.
- How did you know that?
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Because she's the person
I'd least like to hear from.
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Even her beep is whiny.
Excuse me, just two seconds.
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Guys, Carla, get your coats.
You're coming over to my place.
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Tonight, on the tube,
The Magnificent Seven.
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Cliff ie, the Wham Bam Room
will always be there,
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but only tonight will the Seven ride.
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Say no more.
Bronson, McQueen, Coburn.
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- Don't think I ever saw that one.
- You're kidding.
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Then tonight you become a man.
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- Well, I'm off.
- Hey, change of plans, Frasier.
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The Magnificent Seven,
Sammy's TV, tonight.
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The Seven? Great.
I never miss a Horst Buchholz film.
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Listen, I-- Tell you what.
I'll catch up to you
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just as soon as I talk Mrs. Benedict
out of her hamper.
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You guys do this a lot?
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Well, yeah, every time
one of the classics is on TV,
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we all head over to Sammy's,
make some popcorn,
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and glue our eyeballs to the set.
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You know, I'm not ordinarily a fan
of American Westerns,
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but because The Magnificent Seven
is a remake of the far superior
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and more complex Japanese film,
The Seven Samurai,
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a comparison will be interesting.
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We'll be sure to do that. Now you don't
mind locking up, do you, sweetheart?
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Oh, of course not.
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We didn't hear anything.
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No, no, I'm gonna check this out.
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I'm sorry. You wanna come
with us, sweetheart?
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No. I don't wanna ruin your fun.
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When I first walked into this place,
I felt like an alien,
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and four years later,
I still feel like an alien.
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Well, if the antenna fits.
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Diane, wait a second.
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- I just wanna go home, Sam.
- Well, maybe if you...
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I don't know, guys.
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I don't feel good
about the movie tonight.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Cheers.
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Oh, hi, Diane. Why aren't you here?
Are you sick or something?
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Oh, well, you sound all stuffed up.
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Well, I hope you feel better.
Bye-bye.
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- What's the matter with her?
- She said she's got this allergy
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where you weep uncontrollably.
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What do you think, guys?
Do you think we hurt her feelings
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a little bit too much last night?
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Hey, maybe we ought to
do something to make it up to her.
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- Like send her a bouquet of flowers.
- Oh, cliché city, huh?
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You know, whenever I break the heart
of a member of the gentler sex,
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I always send her a nice
box of dried figs.
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Figs won't do it.
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Let me see if I can explain this.
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Diane has always tried
to take part in your activities.
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Why don't you return the favor
by joining her
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in something she finds entertaining?
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Oh, boy. All right,
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what egghead torture
do we have to endure now?
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Well, how about the opera?
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- Oh, man, come on.
- Oh, gross.
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It's not like we threw her
down a flight of stairs. Come on.
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Tell you what. Leave it to me.
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I'll make all the arrangements,
right down to her favorite flowers.
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All you guys have to do
is just show up.
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All right, what do you say, guys?
I mean, it's the least we could do.
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- Well?
- All right, all right, all right.
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Do me a favor, just pick an opera
where it doesn't sound like
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somebody backing over a cat.
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Please.
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We do happen to be in luck.
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You see, they're playing
Diane's favorite tomorrow night.
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Lucia di Lammermoor
by Donizetti.
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Yeah? Well, count me out.
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You know, every time we had
a family gathering,
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they always tried to get me
interested in opera.
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I just couldn't stand it.
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It's just a bunch
of fat, homely people screeching
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and trying to stab each other.
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Well, Carla, you know,
not all operas are like that.
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I was talking about
the family gathering.
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Check it out, boys. Better than
the sky view seats at Fenway.
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Look at these chairs.
They're not even bolted down.
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Oh, hey, that's class for you.
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Boy, you gotta really hand it
to Frasier, don't you?
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He really knows what melts
Diane's butter. Look at this.
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All right, all right,
now if we stick together tonight,
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I think we won't have
any casualties.
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Hey, hey, just as long as you
remember your job there, Woody.
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Anybody starts falling asleep,
give them a nudge.
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Hey, don't worry, Mr. Clavin.
There's no way I'm gonna fall asleep.
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I had a four-hour nap this afternoon,
drank 12 cups of coffee,
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and I'm wearing extra-tight shoes.
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- So where's Diane?
- Oh, she's powdering her nose.
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She started to cry again.
I mean, what a woman, huh?
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Do you believe that?
She started to cry when we told her
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we're gonna take her to the opera, she
cried when she saw us in our tuxes.
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00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,569
And she cried
when she saw the limo.
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She's got it under control, though.
She said she won't do it anymore.
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No, thank you. I'll seat myself.
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Oh, this is the best box.
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- Now, you promised--
- I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
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Madame, your seat.
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No, no. Come on, yeah, that's good.
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Gentlemen.
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What a glorious night.
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Somebody pinch me.
That's just an expression, Cliff.
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On second thought, don't pinch me.
If this is a dream,
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I do not want to awaken.
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Listen, I know that you're all
novices to the opera,
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so I'd like to give you
a little background.
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Tonight's performance is in Italian.
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I'm sure that you will find it
both enlightening and entertaining.
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Oh, by the way,
does anyone need opera glasses?
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Oh, no, no. I brought
a pair of my own there, Diane.
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Cliff ie, think those are
powerful enough, pal?
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You better believe it, Norm. Get a load
of the warheads on that cellist.
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No, hey, hey, hey.
Don't, don't, don't.
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So...
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...this charming piece
is in three acts.
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It begins with Edgardo leaving for France
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to renew his vow of love for Lucia.
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Though both houses
have maintained a feud for years.
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Enrico, Lucia's brother,
arranges a marriage
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between his friend Arturo and Lucia
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by tricking her into believing
that Edgardo has been untrue.
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But let's watch.
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The maestro.
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Wasn't that lovely?
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Good night. Good night.
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So how'd it go?
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Well, I had a problem
with one of the customers.
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- Oh, yeah, what?
- He refused to keep his hands on me.
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- Go home. I'll finish up here.
- Thanks.
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Yeah.
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Diane, you probably noticed
I wasn't there tonight.
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Oh, yes. Thank you, Carla.
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- It was a really sweet gesture.
- You're welcome.
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- May I offer you a cognac?
- Yes, that would be lovely.
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Thank you again, Sam,
for your thoughtfulness.
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It may not seem like much to you,
but it really meant a lot to me.
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No, no, it seemed like
quite a bit to us too.
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This evening was so special,
so wonderful to me.
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And it was all your doing.
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Well, there were
some other people involved.
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Oh, no, you're their leader.
They do nothing without you.
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- Well...
- But so gallant.
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Well, thank you.
I can't help helping, I guess.
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Every detail was so well-thought-out,
right down to your choice of opera.
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Oh, well, I knew that
Lucy... was your favorite.
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It was perfect.
You hit all the right chords.
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Well, I think I know you
pretty well by now.
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Sam, I confess,
I underestimated you.
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I had no idea you thought so much
about me in ways other than sexual.
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Unfortunately, I can't possibly
do that at the moment.
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Oh, Sam.
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You moved me very deeply tonight.
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Well, it moves me deeply
to move you deeply.
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Speaking of depths,
would I be sinking to one
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if I were to suggest that we carry
this conversation back to my place?
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- Sam, my God.
- Oh, dear, what?
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I wasn't expecting this.
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I'm experiencing emotions
I haven't felt for so long.
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My heart's saying yes,
my mind's saying no.
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Well, why don't you let some other
part of your body break the tie for you?
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I think I'd better go.
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My purse.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, Sam, I can't fight it.
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Everything tonight has been
leading me right into your arms.
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Let me get this clear here.
You're saying that we--
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We always get into
so much trouble when we talk.
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Let's not. Let's just do.
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From now on, no words.
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I can't believe this.
This is like a dream I had once.
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- This was good back here.
- Yeah, it was.
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This is becoming
the most perfect evening
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we've ever had together.
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Oh, boy.
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Sam?
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- What is it?
- Oh, I--
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I can't believe I'm about to say this.
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I gotta be honest with you.
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Frasier planned the whole evening.
I had nothing to do with it.
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What do you think about that?
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Now...
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You're saying this to me now
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is one of the most wonderful things
you have ever done.
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Oh, boy.
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I'm even more attracted to you now
than before.
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Oh, that's great.
Oh, that's great. Let's go.
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- Sam, wait.
- No, no, don't say wait. Don't say wait.
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- We can't possibly have sex tonight.
- Sure we can. Sure we can.
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No, don't you realize what you did?
You insisted on being honest to me.
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Respecting me as a person.
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Even though it meant risking
the loss of a night of passion.
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Yeah, well, that kind of stuff
should be rewarded, you know?
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Sam, you know,
for a change, tonight
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you had the cooler head,
and you were right to stop me.
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We are developing
a very special relationship,
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and it would be wrong
to jeopardize it by having sex.
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No. I want to jeopardize it with sex.
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- It would be a test.
- Sam. Sam, we're regressing.
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You're backsliding.
We're not ready yet.
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Well, do you have an estimate
on when we might be ready?
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I mean, is it minutes here?
Come on.
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Sam, this was
a real breakthrough for us.
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I think it's very important
for each of us to be alone.
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No, I agree. As soon as we're done,
I'll leave. I promise.
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- Good night, Sam.
- No, no, wait. Here.
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Oh, no. No.