1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,505 Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,722 Oh, boy, that's the third time you beat me, Mike. 3 00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:16,683 - I guess I owe you another beer. - No, that's okay. I gotta run. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,143 I'll take a rain check on that one, huh? 5 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,814 Lost again, huh? 6 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,025 Yeah, I don't know what's the matter with me. 7 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,152 It seems like that guy just has my number, you know? 8 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:29,613 Forget about it. Next time he comes in here, 9 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,533 you just challenge him to some Italian arm wrestling. 10 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:35,369 - Oh, I never tried that. - Come here. 11 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,453 Give me your arm. 12 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,666 Okay, now, I'm gonna pull as hard as I can, 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,751 and you resist me with all your strength. 14 00:00:42,918 --> 00:00:44,336 - All right. - Go. 15 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,927 I beat Carla! 16 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,720 And I'm not even Italian. 17 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:08,879 You wine them. 18 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,672 You dine them. 19 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,966 Tell them how pretty they are. 20 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,302 Buy them fancy presents. 21 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,889 Finally, you get up the nerve to ask one of the little dears to marry you. 22 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,350 What do you get for all your trouble? Squat. 23 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:25,145 I thought you'd pretty much gotten over that Diane problem of yours. 24 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,897 Oh, it's not as serious as it sounds. 25 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:31,109 See, this is the one-year anniversary of the day Diane deserted me at the altar. 26 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,237 To repress my bitterness would be detrimental to my recovery. 27 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,324 So on this day, and on this day alone, 28 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,868 I'm going to spew out my venom 29 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,955 and exorcise the blond demon that haunts my soul. 30 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,583 Well, happy anniversary. 31 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,756 Holy moly guacamole. 32 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:54,424 Terre Haute, Indiana. 33 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:59,137 Oh, I wouldn't throw her out of my bed for eating crackers. 34 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,806 Why else would she be there? 35 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,939 Yeah, that's very humorous, Normie. 36 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,359 Yeah, in light of the fact that a leading woman's magazine 37 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,987 just recently completed a survey which showed that postmen 38 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,073 are the most desired lovers right after... 39 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,701 Rock stars and heart surgeons. 40 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,953 Well, you know what they say down at the PO... 41 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,830 "Postmen deliver daily." 42 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,877 Have we had this conversation before, Norm? 43 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,213 Cliff ie, we've had every conversation before. 44 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,342 Boy, when people start finishing each other's sentences, they're... 45 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,553 Spending far too much time together. 46 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,517 Say, Woody, let me have another beer there. 47 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,144 Hey, did you hear the one about the...? 48 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,062 Shepherd and the parrot? Yeah. 49 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:52,983 That was a good one. 50 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,281 - I had a very nice time, Brian. - Me too. 51 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,992 Well, well, if it isn't Kitten With a Whip. 52 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:05,996 That's funny. 53 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,583 Sam, I'd like you to meet Brian. 54 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,042 Brian, this is Sam. 55 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,627 And...? 56 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,338 Oh, this is, yeah, April. April, that's Brian. 57 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,257 Hi. 58 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,594 - And I'm obviously, I guess, Diane. - Oh, right, yeah. 59 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:26,141 - So you two have a good time? - Oh, very nice. Very nice time. 60 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:29,895 - Yeah, we had a great time. - Yeah, we had a fabulous time. 61 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,230 It was just a movie and a burger afterwards. 62 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,774 Oh, but what a film. 63 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,193 And the ground beef was excellent, very lean. 64 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,655 Listen, I wanna thank you for giving me a ride home. 65 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,200 That's a great car you've got there. 66 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,369 Yes, Brian has a wonderful car too, and it gets excellent mileage. 67 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,330 What kind of mileage you get? 68 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,125 Thirty-five on the highway, 26 around town. 69 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,879 Thirty-two and 24. Sorry. 70 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,384 Well, thanks again. 71 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:20,904 Goodnight. 72 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,453 What a putrid display. 73 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:34,459 You know, people come here to relax and enjoy themselves. 74 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,628 They don't wanna look at that. Do you? 75 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,588 Yeah! 76 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,299 This is sick. 77 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,638 Brian has a big-screen TV. 78 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,683 - April has a satellite dish. - You are so childish. 79 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,434 Excuse me, are you the owner? 80 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,603 Yeah, that's right, Sam Malone. What can I do for you? 81 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,439 Hi. Phil Schumacher, campaign manager for Janet Eldridge. 82 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,150 She's running for re-election to city council. 83 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,194 Listen, the councilor is just down the street 84 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,196 on a walking tour of the district. 85 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,699 Would it be all right if she came in to meet the folks, 86 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,869 and perhaps answer some questions for the newspaper reporters? 87 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,288 - Sure. Why not? - Great. Thanks a lot, Sam. 88 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,583 Hey, how about that? We're a stop on the old campaign trail. 89 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,252 Oh, Sam. You're so politically naive. 90 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,213 Janet Eldridge is an old-money conservative 91 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,341 who consistently supports big-business interests 92 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:27,846 over badly-needed social programs. She's a real political opportunist. 93 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,099 Well, if she's that bad, I'll have her out of here in a flash. 94 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,518 Ladies and gentlemen, Councilor Janet Eldridge. 95 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,607 She's got until Christmas, then she's out of here. 96 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,736 I could use your support in the upcoming election. 97 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:43,862 Yeah, right. 98 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:46,489 You got fame, money, power and looks. 99 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,950 - What you need, I ain't got. - I need your vote. 100 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,412 I need a man. But you don't see me going around bars begging for one. 101 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:57,250 I give. I know when I'm overmatched. I'm glad I'm not running against you. 102 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,587 She's smooth. I'll give her that. 103 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,964 Sam, I'd like you to meet Councilor Eldridge. 104 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,341 Councilor, this is-- 105 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,343 "Mayday' Malone needs no introduction to me 106 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,469 or anyone else in this town. 107 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,679 I was a big fan when you pitched for the Sox. 108 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,972 I think you're just wonderful. 109 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,682 Well, it's mutual. 110 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:16,019 - Oh, you're a fan of the councilor's? - No, I think I'm wonderful too. 111 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,275 Hey, hey, hey, Sammy. 112 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,528 Unless these tired old eyes are deceiving me, pal, 113 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,697 there's something going on between you and the councilor. 114 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,368 I don't think so. No, no, no. 115 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,163 Watching that woman work this room has brought me to a decision. 116 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,332 You've decided to work it too for a change? 117 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,461 I'm going to campaign for Janet Eldridge's opponent 118 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,838 - in the coming election. - Is that right? 119 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,424 I've voted for him before, but he really needs my help now. 120 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:49,427 Would anyone like to join me in this campaign? 121 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,596 Working side by side untiringly 122 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,807 to carry James Fleener to victory? 123 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,849 I would. 124 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:59,104 James Fleener is the finest man to enter public life in the last decade. 125 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,064 I'd be honored to work for him. 126 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,401 All right. He needs all the help he can get. 127 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,529 Who the hell is James Fleener? 128 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,784 - Boy, oh, boy, is Miss Eldridge pretty. - Yeah. 129 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:16,037 You know, back home in Hanover, everybody on the town council 130 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,623 has a paunch and smokes big, smelly cigars. 131 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,251 Don't you have any women on the town council there, Woody? 132 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,711 Yeah. 133 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,969 Sammy, I've been noticing she just can't take her eyes off you. 134 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,680 - You gonna ask her out? - What are you talking about? 135 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,931 Well, look at her. 136 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,101 She's a good woman, Sam. She deserves it. 137 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,061 I don't know. 138 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:43,982 Yeah, politics makes strange bedfellows, Sam. 139 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,985 So do you and anyone or anything. 140 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,407 Sammy, I guess she's a little out of your league 141 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,992 when you come right down to it, huh? 142 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,119 Yeah, what's the matter, Sam? She too much for you? 143 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,080 No, I just don't think it's a good idea to hop into bed with someone 144 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,623 who could raise my taxes. 145 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,961 Councilor Eldridge will take a few questions now. 146 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,213 Jerry Baker, Boston Star. 147 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,132 Councilor, do you support the effort 148 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,468 of the so-called Grant Avenue Coalition 149 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:14,345 to overturn the city council's rezoning 150 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,306 of that neighborhood for commercial use? 151 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,059 I voted in favor of rezoning and would do so again. 152 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,894 My reasons are a matter of public record. 153 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,562 No, I do not support them. 154 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,275 Clifford C. Clavin, US Postal Service, South Central Branch. 155 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,280 In view of the carnage taking place in our postal routes, 156 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,866 are you in favor of beefing up our leash laws to include 157 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,202 life imprisonment for the canine offenders? 158 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:43,458 I think that's a bit drastic, but I am in favor of doing all we can 159 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,586 to support our overworked and underpaid postal carriers. 160 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,046 You do a wonderful job. 161 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:52,509 That woman has got my support, and I will deliver you the postal vote. 162 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,552 Too bad it'll be to the wrong address. 163 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,307 My name is Diane Chambers, and I have a question. 164 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,602 - Do you work here? - How come no one ever knows that? 165 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:05,939 Yes, I'm a waitress and proud of it. 166 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,817 In a work-ethic kind of way. 167 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,403 Councilor, you have been accused 168 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,281 of being out of touch with your constituency. 169 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,534 Do you expect this little stroll through the neighborhood 170 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,327 to make up for four years of neglect? 171 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,037 - Hold on just... - It's all right. 172 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,833 Miss Chambers, I represent every one of the people in my district. 173 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,001 If I don't get out and talk as often as I'd like, 174 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,254 it's because I'm in my office or at council meetings 175 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,966 or in conference with civic and business leaders 16 hours a day. 176 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,635 I've never missed a vote in my four years on the council, 177 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,388 and if I'm elected again I intend to work even harder 178 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,557 for the people I am privileged to represent. 179 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,231 Good, Diane, you got her on the ropes. 180 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,276 Tom Edwards, Boston Sentinel. 181 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,903 Oh, excuse me, I think this gentleman had his hand up first. 182 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,531 Yeah, I'm not a reporter, I'm just a voter. 183 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,199 But I have a very important question. 184 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:02,704 Do you like Chinese food, and if so, have you ever eaten it in the bathtub? 185 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,959 Yes, and no comment. 186 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,712 Well, in that case I have a follow-up question here. 187 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,631 What are you doing for dinner Thursday night? 188 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,928 The offer is very tempting, Mr. Malone, but I will have to respectfully decline. 189 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,723 - The campaign keeps me very busy. - I understand. 190 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:24,309 What I won't give up for the people of this district. 191 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,729 - Thank you all, ladies and gentlemen. - Thank you very much. 192 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,151 Look at that, Norm. She shot Sammy down. 193 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,612 Impeachment proceedings should begin immediately. 194 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,531 She may be out of touch with the common man, 195 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,742 but she can sure spot a common roach. 196 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,872 - Sam? - Yeah? 197 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,750 This is Janet's private number. 198 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,210 She wants you to call her. 199 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:59,010 - Guys, Janet's private number here. - All right! 200 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:02,805 Sammy! Sammy! Sammy! 201 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,975 Fleener! Fleener! Fleener! 202 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,519 Okay. Fleener! 203 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,939 - Sammy! Sammy! - Fleener! Fleener! 204 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,784 Say, Diane... 205 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:26,871 ...did you happen to hear that Sam is going out 206 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,707 with Councilor Eldridge again tonight? 207 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,001 I believe I heard something like that. 208 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,505 Did you know it was for dinner at the governor's mansion? 209 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,674 I recall someone mentioning it. 210 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,761 Did they also mention that they were going in a limousine? 211 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,556 - A limo? - Not a limo. 212 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,725 A limousine. 213 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,189 So, what are you doing tonight, Diane? 214 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:57,026 Frasier and I are going canvassing for Jim Fleener in the neighborhood, 215 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,655 and then we're stuffing mailers into envelopes later on. 216 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,491 Well, that sounds like fun too. 217 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,830 - Evening, everybody. - Norm! 218 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,624 - Norman. - What's happening, Mr. Peterson? 219 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,294 The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me? 220 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:18,006 Well, you're a little late there, Normie. Where you been? 221 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,842 Well, I was at Hurley's Market. 222 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:24,595 I took Vera out for a little grocery shopping, then a little dinner. 223 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,223 Oh, gee, that's nice, Mr. P. Where did you go to dinner? 224 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,641 Hurley's Market. 225 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,729 They were giving out those little sausage samples on toothpicks. 226 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,189 By the way, guys, for your information, 227 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,442 a dozen appears to be the cut-off number. 228 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,662 Say, did you hear 229 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,123 that I'm going to the governor's place tonight for dinner? 230 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,374 Yes. 231 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045 There was a rumor in the air. 232 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,047 Back when there was air. 233 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,760 You got a second here? 234 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,094 Listen... 235 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,098 ...you know that ice cream stuff they serve in the middle of dinner there? 236 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,850 - Is it okay...? - Sorbet. 237 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,727 Sorbet, right, sorbet. 238 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:17,190 Is it okay if I were to ask for chocolate sauce with that? 239 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,569 - I think it's wise not to. - All right, all right. 240 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,908 And for God's sake, remember that a bowl of warm water 241 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,910 - with a slice of lemon in it... - I know, I know. 242 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,412 It's a finger bowl, it's not lemon soup. 243 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,501 You know, nobody would've known that time if you hadn't screamed. 244 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,259 You certainly have been at the councilor's beck and call lately. 245 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,056 I never thought I'd see you so controlled by a woman. 246 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,268 What happened to the Sam Malone who once said to me, 247 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:57,814 "Hey, we're gonna do what I wanna do from now on"? 248 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,775 You left him in a restaurant with a face full of fettuccini. 249 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:03,694 That doesn't mean I didn't like him. 250 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,874 "Wim with Jim?" 251 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,710 I thought it up. It's very Joycean. 252 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,879 If that means stupid, I agree. 253 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,468 Frasier, put the box in the back, please. 254 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,556 If you're looking for something to do, you can start stuffing the envelopes. 255 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,683 I've been stuffing all day, Diane. 256 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,770 Frankly, the task has lost its considerable power to charm me. 257 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,607 Frasier, that's a defeatist attitude. 258 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,651 We don't need quitters on the Fleener team. 259 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,613 - Hey, Sam, you're on TV. - Oh, yeah, look at that. 260 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,074 - Nice-looking threads, Sam. - Yeah. 261 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,617 Janet picked out the suit. 262 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,578 She really knows what looks good on the tube. 263 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,172 Carla, 264 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,675 even though we have our differences, and we're frequently at odds, 265 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:10,887 there's one thing we very much have in common, 266 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,347 we both like Sam. 267 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,100 And I'm concerned about him. 268 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:20,938 I think he might get hurt by this liaison with Janet Eldridge. 269 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,064 Yeah, you're right. 270 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,735 He's having a lot of laughs and a hot time with a beautiful woman. 271 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,737 The man is a glutton for punishment. 272 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,826 This is no romp, Carla. It's more serious than that. 273 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,621 And the worst part is that she's just using him. 274 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:37,788 I mean, it all adds up. 275 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,374 He's an outstanding sports figure, 276 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,211 he's attractive, and in this town it doesn't hurt that he's Irish. 277 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,546 - He's a vote getter. - So what? 278 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:48,466 So when the election's over, it's "So long, Sam." 279 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,843 And I think he's really going to be hurt by this. 280 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,886 That's "so what." 281 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:56,015 You are full of beans. Women come and women go in Sam's life. 282 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,726 He's just having a few grins, and I can prove it. 283 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,066 Hey, a word over here, heartthrob. 284 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,234 Coming at you. 285 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,988 Cliff ie, Cliff ie. I got this one. 286 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,286 You know, Sammy, I've been thinking. 287 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,706 You have got a great set-up with this Eldridge babe. 288 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,000 You're going to all these high-toned parties, 289 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,003 meeting a lot of fancy people, driving around in big cars. 290 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,590 And the best thing is, you are getting to do to a politician 291 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,717 what they've been doing to us for years. 292 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,391 You know, Carla, sometimes you got a lousy sense of humor. 293 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,811 Sorry. 294 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,938 "A few grins," Carla? 295 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,196 - Boy, you look fabulous. - Thank you. So do you. 296 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,614 Well, thank you. 297 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,367 Listen, I am famished here. 298 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,994 Do you know what kind of sorbet they're serving? 299 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,330 - No, I was curious about that myself. - Well... 300 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,583 Before we go I have to make a couple of phone calls. 301 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,127 - May I use your office? - Yeah. Right under the whale there. 302 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,879 Wow. Look at the size of that limo. 303 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,924 Hey, Your Excellence? 304 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,137 - Does it have a TV? - Yes, it does. 305 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,014 Go and take a look at it if you want. 306 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,475 Oh, hot dog! 307 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:27,857 - Oh, boy, the exuberance of youth. - Yeah. Wide-eyed and innocent. 308 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,277 Well, I guess those days are long gone for you and me. 309 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,029 Yeah, yeah. 310 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,372 Thanks, Edith. Yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 311 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,917 I'm sorry to interrupt, Councilor Eldridge. 312 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,838 Please, call me Janet. What can I do for you? It's Diane, isn't it? 313 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,423 Yes. 314 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,844 I'm speaking on behalf of everyone here at Cheers, 315 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:01,223 and I would just like to say that we're all very fond of Sam. 316 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,101 And, frankly, we're a little worried about him. 317 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,354 We wouldn't like to see him get hurt. 318 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,938 What are you getting at? 319 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:13,986 Janet, I've made no secret of my opposition to you politically, 320 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:18,074 but let's retract our claws for the moment, shall we? 321 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,702 Let's stop hissing at each other. 322 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,497 Do you have a problem with cats? 323 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:27,792 No. 324 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,586 But it's the consensus of opinion around here 325 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,047 that you're using Sam to get re-elected, 326 00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,299 with total disregard for his feelings, 327 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,677 and we don't think that's a very nice thing to do. 328 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,012 I see. 329 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,725 Well, I'll be honest with you, Diane. 330 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,019 That's exactly why I started seeing him. 331 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,481 So I-- We were right. 332 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,652 Well, I'm warning you, I have some influence with Sam. 333 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,570 Yes, I know. He thinks a great deal of you. 334 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,864 Anytime I wanted to-- He said that? 335 00:19:59,031 --> 00:19:59,865 Yes. 336 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,578 He mentions you often. And Sam is a man of few words. 337 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,664 Well, he only knows a few. 338 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:11,293 Yes. 339 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:15,089 He is a simple man in many ways, but I think that's his strength. 340 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,466 I mean, I never met anyone who didn't like him. 341 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,427 Well, good. 342 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,804 But I don't understand why we're standing here 343 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:26,809 chatting so enjoyably when you just admitted that you're using Sam. 344 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,228 That's not what I said, Diane. 345 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,188 You didn't let me finish. 346 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,107 Please. 347 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,527 Well, when I first started seeing Sam, 348 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,321 perhaps I had ulterior motives in mind, 349 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,700 but my attitude toward him has changed dramatically. 350 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,163 I've learned that Sam has something that's pretty special. 351 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,957 I've never experienced with any other man 352 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,084 the feeling I have when I'm with him. When we're... 353 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,337 ...at a fundraiser or something like that, I'll... 354 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,215 ...watch him across the room talking with some people, 355 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,887 and sometimes a feeling comes over me so strong 356 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,806 that it nearly makes me ache. 357 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,517 Oh, God. 358 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,771 I sound like a silly schoolgirl. 359 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,235 That's the truth. Does that make you feel better? 360 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,991 It certainly does. 361 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:27,203 I'm awfully glad we put this matter to rest. 362 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,707 You like Sam. And Sam likes you. 363 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:35,753 No one's going to get hurt. Well, "wack to berk." 364 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:47,640 You're really good. You almost had me fooled there. 365 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,643 But I don't believe a word you said. 366 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,021 When this campaign is over, 367 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,817 Sam's going to last about as long as your campaign promises. 368 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,861 Well, back to work. 369 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,630 And I would like to thank each and every one of you. 370 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:23,008 - This is a victory for all of us. - Yes! 371 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,802 Well, not quite all of us. 372 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,765 I guess that's about-- 373 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,017 I guess that's about it. Thanks. 374 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,103 Thanks, Diane, for all your help. 375 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,939 Nobody ever worked harder for me than you. 376 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:40,067 In fact, I think you worked harder than I did. 377 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,572 You did your best. That's all that matters. 378 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,954 Say, listen, did you know you're out of liquor? 379 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,833 And now I would like to bring up a man 380 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,460 without whom I would not be standing here tonight. 381 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,670 - Sam? - Yeah? 382 00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:02,339 - Would you let Phil through, please? - Oh, yeah. 383 00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,595 My campaign manager, Mr. Phil Schumacher! 384 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,811 And this guy 385 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,647 has been such a tremendous help to me in this campaign. 386 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,191 I'm sure he needs no introduction. 387 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,278 But for those ladies in the audience who would like an introduction, 388 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,071 you're not gonna get one. 389 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,458 That was my last chance. 390 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,627 Looks like I blew it. 391 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,340 Me too.