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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Sam, two nights ago
on the boat,
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you demonstrated
in no uncertain terms
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that you and I are inevitable.
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You said those words
I had hoped to hear for so long,
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"Will you marry me?"
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Before thinking, I responded, "No. '
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But then I realized all I needed
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was some time alone
to clear my mind.
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Now I have returned to you
with a resounding "Yes!"
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It's fate, Sam.
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I don't like it any more
than you do,
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but I've decided to accept it.
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Therefore, I'm going to work here
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so that when you finally accept it,
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as we both know you will,
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we can move forward
to build and nurture our relationship.
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Excuse me.
I have customers to wait on.
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No, you, listen.
I don't want you here.
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I don't want you in the building.
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I don't want you on this planet!
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- He's crazy about me.
- No, I'm not crazy about her.
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I tell you, you make me sick
to my stomach.
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- That's how I am about her.
- We have kind of a little thing going.
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Now, what would you like?
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I'm sorry. This isn't my table.
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Miss Chambers?
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You know I'm your friend,
and friends should stick together, so...
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- I'm really happy you're back.
- Oh, Woody, thanks.
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Well, kind of happy
because Sam's my friend, too.
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So I can't be too happy,
or else he'll can me,
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which would make me really sad.
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And I know you, as my friend,
wouldn't be happy about that.
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So whatever you do,
don't tell Sam what I just told you.
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What did you just tell me?
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Perfect.
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Sam, what do you think of Vivaldi
at the ceremony?
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You can invite anybody you want.
I don't care. I'm not gonna be...
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As a matter of fact,
nobody's gonna be there
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because there's
not gonna be a wedding.
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But if you want
to work here, that's fine.
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You've got my blessings.
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I'm glad you've come around
to see the wisdom of it.
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There's wisdom in it.
There's tons of wisdom.
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Let me tell you why.
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I want you to have
a front-row seat here
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for all the luscious babes
I'm gonna have marching
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through here every night.
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As a matter of fact,
from now on, it's casaba city,
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and you're looking
at the mayor.
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You'll pardon me if I don't
refer to you as "your honor"?
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I'm going down to the Cape
this weekend for a little R&R.
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That's Rhonda and room service.
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I love the Cape. We spent
so many happy hours there
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sightseeing, talking.
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Rhonda and I aren't gonna have
any time for sightseeing.
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We're gonna be just coming up
for air long enough to order
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some of that fish head soup.
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Bouillabaisse.
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No, I mean it.
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Fine. I couldn't care less.
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I'll just continue on
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securing the knowledge
that you love me.
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I did not say "I love you."
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You proposed to me.
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Love and marriage go together.
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Why else would you propose
to someone?
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Nevertheless, do what you will.
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But keep in mind
that you might try to sabotage
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this tryst of yours
because deep in your heart,
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you know it's not right, we are.
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Oh, yeah, I see
what you're doing.
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You're trying to plant
a little seed in my brain.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I know of nothing that
grows in solid rock.
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Yeah.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Diane. Welcome back.
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Carla, you don't seem surprised
that I'm working here.
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I knew you'd return.
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Your kind always does...
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Like roaches
after atomic testing.
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Well, I must say I'm relieved
to see you act this way.
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I was expecting
something a little more violent.
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No.
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I'm glad you're back.
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You see, I got this theory.
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If you and Sam hang around
each other long enough,
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one of you is gonna kill the other.
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Now, if Sam kills you, fine.
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If you kill Sam, I'll turn you in,
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get a reward,
and you'll get the chair.
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Either way,
I come up a winner!
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I think we're becoming friends.
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Let's have a slumber party sometime.
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Hey! There's a kitty cat in here!
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A guy gave him to me
on the way in this morning.
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You know,
my kids have been giving me
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a lot of crap
about not having any pets,
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so I figure Max here
ought to shut them up for a while.
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What do you call the little one?
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What little one?
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All that wheat's
making you hallucinate.
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Oh, great! She's having babies!
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There's another one!
You're a farm boy.
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What are you supposed to do
to stop this?
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Well, it's too late
to go to the drugstore.
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I swear, I swear this cat
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was not pregnant when I got it!
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The minute it becomes a Tortelli,
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it starts dropping them like...
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Oh, yeah. There you are.
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Well, I'm off for my weekend, Diane.
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Oh, by the way, did I tell you
that Rhonda was double-jointed?
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Hey, Sam? It's for you.
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Yeah, hello?
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Oh, hey, Rhonda.
I was just talking about you.
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Oh, no, don't do this to me, ple...
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Well...
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Can't you be born again on Monday?
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All right. Well, you, too.
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Do you believe that?
She canceled on me.
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Women.
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Reminds me of what
my uncle Henry used to say.
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Oh, yeah?
What was that, Woody?
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"Women."
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Hey, Sammy, don't let Diane hear
about Rhonda.
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She'll load that info
into her shotgun and take aim.
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Yeah, no one is gonna ruin
Sam Malone's weekend,
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no matter what Diane says.
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Yeah, hello, Vicki?
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Yeah, it's Sam Malone.
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Yeah, yeah. Listen,
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how does the idea
of 48 hours of sun and surf
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up at the Cape grab you?
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Oh, yeah? Well, if that grabs you,
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how does the idea of me
grabbing you grab you?
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Yeah, all right.
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All right. Yeah, me, too.
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Okay, I'll see you
in about two hours, then, Vicki.
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All right. Bye-bye.
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Yeah, yeah!
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I thought her name was Rhonda.
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Well, Rhonda canceled,
but that's good.
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That's good because I like Vicki
better than Rhonda.
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As a matter of fact,
I kind of hope that Vicki cancels
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because I have someone even better
waiting in the wings.
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I know, me.
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No, no, not you!
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You know, Vicki,
I just want you to know that
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this is gonna be
the most beautiful,
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terrific, special weekend
of my entire life.
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Listen, you don't need
to keep selling me
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on this weekend. I'm sold.
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- All right.
- I'm famished.
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- I wish they'd take our order.
- They'll be here, don't worry.
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Nothing is gonna ruin
this weekend, I'll tell you that.
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Perfect.
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Have you decided?
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What'll you have?
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- What's the catch of the day?
- You mean besides me?
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This is great, isn't it?
Isn't this great?
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We're having fun.
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I'll take the scallops.
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Yeah, two of those.
That'll be good, yeah.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah. Are you kidding me?
That was fun for me.
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Wasn't it fun for you?
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Very spontaneous, refreshing?
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I'll move you to another table.
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Don't you dare. This is perfect.
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Thank you.
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Someone tried to convince me
that this weekend
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was gonna be a total disaster.
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- Really? Who?
- That person right there!
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Sam!
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What a surprise!
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Hello.
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- Hello. I'm Vicki.
- I'm...
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Leaving, immediately.
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Diane. Are you enjoying
your weekend?
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Of course she's enjoying
her weekend.
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It's a fantastic weekend.
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Did you notice
your table's all wet?
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That's because
we want it that way.
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As a matter of fact,
we ordered it wet.
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Hey, I think
it's drying out a little bit.
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Don't you?
There you go. That's better.
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Excuse me, miss?
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There's a telephone call
for you at the desk.
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Thank you.
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I'll be right back.
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I'll miss you.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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You know, all your talk
of a lovely weekend at the Cape
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made me realize how much
I needed to get away myself.
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It's just the most
incredible coincidence
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that we ended up
in the same place!
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Yeah. I know
what you're trying to do.
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You're trying to rattle me,
but the joke's on you
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because I'm better
under pressure. I don't rattle.
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Only when you shake you head.
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- Have fun.
- Okay.
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You know, you just guaranteed
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this is gonna be
the most perfect weekend ever.
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Oh, good. Yeah, you're back.
Yeah, that's perfect.
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No, why don't you sit down
over there at the end.
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This might be wet here.
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Sam, I'm afraid I'll have to leave.
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Oh, God, no.
Don't say that, please.
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I'm sorry.
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Look, that was my sister
on the phone.
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Our grandmother's ill.
I have to fly to Idaho.
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Why? You're not a doctor.
oh, come... Please.
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- Please don't...
- Sam, I'm sorry this happened,
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but you're going
to have to drive me back.
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No, no.
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I have to stay here.
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I'll call you a cab.
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Well, as long as you don't go out
of your way.
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What, again, Vicki?
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Boy, even rabbits take a break to eat.
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When you're finished there,
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go upstairs and help the lady
in Mr. Malone's room
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with her bags.
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She's checking out...
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Her grandmother's ill.
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I'd heard she was dead.
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It's nice to know she's just sick.
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Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.
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A vowel?
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There are only two spaces left.
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She wants to buy a vowel?
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Where do they get these people?
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Who is it?
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Room service.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, good.
Thank you.
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Put it right over there.
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I bet you're wondering
why I ordered two of everything
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when there's only me up here.
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No, not really.
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Actually, it's because
I want to give the impression
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that there are two people
in the room.
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Well, you fooled me.
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Good.
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- Where are my hot fudge sundaes?
- I couldn't fit them on the tray.
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- I'll be right back up with them.
- Great.
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Make sure you parade them
around the lobby a couple times
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before you bring them
on up, will you?
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Sure.
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Hello?
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Hi, Sam.
How's it going up there?
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00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,434
Fine.
254
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,063
Don't do that, Vicki!
I'm ticklish!
255
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,902
Sam, I feel an apology
is in order.
256
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,406
I may have made your friend Vicki
a bit uncomfortable earlier.
257
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:05,368
Well, she's plenty comfortable right now,
so I'll pass on her message.
258
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,495
- Bye-bye, Diane.
- No, Sam!
259
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,871
I wouldn't feel right
260
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,249
unless I expressed
my feelings personally.
261
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,543
Let me speak with her, please.
262
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,839
She...
263
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:22,260
She's in the bathroom right now.
264
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,305
She's tickling you
from the bathroom?
265
00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,515
Well, she just went in there.
266
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,351
She always runs into the bathroom
after she tickles me.
267
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,313
Perhaps it's nausea.
268
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,444
Sam, I really want to apologize
to her face to face.
269
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:40,611
I'll be right up.
270
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,238
No! Don't!
271
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,652
Oh, good!
Do me a favor, will you?
272
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,946
- I'll pay you $50.
- I beg your pardon?
273
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:24,947
Let's go, Harvey.
274
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,367
No, please.
No funny stuff at all.
275
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,119
Come on. You'll be saving
my life here. Come on in.
276
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,746
Hold it, now!
Just a minute here!
277
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,790
I promise you, no weird stuff.
278
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,249
I just want your wife
to go into the bathroom
279
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,417
and make some noises.
280
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,878
What kind of noises?
281
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,505
I don't know.
Woman kind of stuff,
282
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,632
like you're getting all dolled up
for some hot action.
283
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,135
What does that sound like?
284
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,055
I don't know.
Whatever you and Harvey do.
285
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,681
Never mind. Just...
286
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,892
There you go. $50.
287
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,942
- Hi, Sam.
- Hey.
288
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,735
Where's Vicki?
289
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,404
She's still in the bathroom.
290
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,740
Well, I'll just wait.
291
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,286
No, you know,
292
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,455
this could take
a little while here.
293
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,957
Why don't you,
294
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,961
why don't you just yell your apology
through the door here?
295
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,921
Oh, that's silly.
I'll be here all weekend.
296
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,381
I can certainly wait.
297
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,765
She sure is busy.
298
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,061
Is that enough,
or should we snap some towels?
299
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,490
See, he's the bathroom inspector.
It's a new thing.
300
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,078
Sam, let's call an end
to this nonsense right now.
301
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,997
I don't care how rough
you were on her,
302
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,790
that is not Vicki.
303
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,336
You see, I know Vicki left.
304
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,046
I've known all along.
305
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,801
And you let me go
through this whole stupid act?
306
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,554
Well, I wanted to see
how far you'd go...
307
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,307
Ordering two sets of meals,
308
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,810
leaving empty bottles of vitamin E
outside your door.
309
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,563
Yeah, well, what about you?
310
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,857
You know, coming all the way
up here to spy on me?
311
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,735
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
312
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,903
Yeah?
313
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,865
What's the use?
314
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,784
We both look like imbeciles.
315
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,663
All we do is find new ways
to humiliate each other.
316
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,127
I humiliate you by saying "no"
317
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,837
to your sweet proposal.
318
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,966
You humiliate me
by rejecting my retraction.
319
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,344
You carry off
this ridiculous charade.
320
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,054
I spy on you in hotel rooms.
321
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,891
It's become sick and degrading,
and quite frankly,
322
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,185
I'm embarrassed
to be a part of it, Sam!
323
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,937
Yeah, well, I'm not too thrilled
you're part of it, either.
324
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,440
Here you go, pal.
325
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,572
Oh, yeah.
326
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,367
I guess this all looks
pretty weird, doesn't it?
327
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,410
Oh, nothing I haven't seen before.
328
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,416
I believe you owe us $50.
329
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,002
Now, there's a new one!
330
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,677
Boy, Carla, you know,
I never thought you'd be able
331
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,720
to unload all those kittens
in one night.
332
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,182
Yeah, it was just a simple matter
of marketing technique, you know?
333
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,185
Giving away a beer with each kitten
really did the trick.
334
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,443
Come on. Let's go.
335
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,821
Time for your first cab ride.
336
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,408
You know, you guys are
really gonna love Vera.
337
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,535
She has legs
just like a scratching post.
338
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,513
- Oh, good evening.
- Evening.
339
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,819
Oh. It's you?
340
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,865
Small world.
341
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,286
I thought I was eating late enough
to avoid seeing you.
342
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,746
Me, too...
343
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,914
The only reason
why I waited so long to eat.
344
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,793
Oh, I thought perhaps
it was because you've been eating for two.
345
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,430
I'm kind of glad you're here.
346
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,223
I've been sitting here
driving myself crazy.
347
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,767
When we used to come here,
348
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,062
wasn't there a lobster trap
out in the lobby?
349
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,522
Oh, yeah.
350
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,608
I guess the lobsters finally wised up
351
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,193
and started coming
through the kitchen.
352
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,788
By the way, I suppose
I owe you an apology
353
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,206
for being here this weekend.
354
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,957
In retrospect, I guess...
355
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,544
It was probably a mistake.
356
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,171
"Probably"?
357
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,633
I'd say "definitely,"
358
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,593
if you were to admit
that it was a mistake
359
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,137
to flaunt your date
in front of me.
360
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,641
Apology accepted.
361
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,188
Boy, the one thing
I really hate is to eat alone.
362
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,357
I always feel
like someone's looking at me.
363
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:53,651
I'm the only one here.
364
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,319
Well, you're looking at me.
365
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,869
Then you can either join me,
or I can eat with my eyes closed.
366
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,498
I'd hate to have you butter your knuckles.
367
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:09,875
Good.
368
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,257
Sam, you know
what I remember most
369
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,717
about being here before?
370
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,843
Oh, sure, sure.
371
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,346
I think the salt air
gives me extra stamina.
372
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,520
Actually, I was thinking
of the clams oregano.
373
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,189
But now that you mention it,
I did enjoy the...
374
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,191
...salt air.
375
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,661
Sam, what I said before
about our relationship,
376
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:46,662
I'm...
377
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,790
I'm sorry I said it.
I was upset.
378
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,918
It may not be ideal, but...
379
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,505
...it hasn't been
without its moments.
380
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:03,888
Speaking of moments,
this is beginning to feel like one here.
381
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,976
Yes, I think
I've decided what I want,
382
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,436
and it's not on the menu.
383
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,981
You want to skip the main course
384
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,275
and jump right
into the Sammy souffle?
385
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,238
I see you haven't lost
your way with word.
386
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,996
Let's go.
387
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,706
Yes, this is the perfect moment,
388
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,585
but it is with the understanding,
isn't it, of...
389
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,507
...what this step
we're about to take means?
390
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,008
Oh, yeah. No problem.
391
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,469
If they give us any trouble,
I'll just pay for both rooms.
392
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,810
What it means between us.
393
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,019
Now, wait, listen...
394
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,604
No, it has to mean something, Sam.
395
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,273
I'm only gonna agree
to do this if we agree
396
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,817
that it doesn't mean anything.
397
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,946
How can our lovemaking
not mean something?
398
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,198
Well, it's easy, just concentrate.
399
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,831
I don't want to get caught up
in a war of words with you.
400
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:17,336
What I'm feeling right now
is very special,
401
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:21,090
and I think we should go upstairs
and be with each other
402
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,217
and figure out
what it means afterwards.
403
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:24,802
Let's go.
404
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,055
- No.
- What?
405
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,684
I got to be clear
what I'm doing here. I mean,
406
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,936
my gut's telling me one thing,
407
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,689
but my head's telling me
something quite different.
408
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,067
I don't believe
what I'm hearing.
409
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,280
Gotcha!
410
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,740
You were joking?
411
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,993
Yeah. How's it feel?
412
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,161
I mean, how do you like it
when you get your motor all revved up,
413
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:53,706
and then someone jerks the rug out
from under you?
414
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:57,459
Well, mixed metaphors aside,
415
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,211
- I don't like it a bit...
- Yeah.
416
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,383
But your point is well taken
and I deserved that.
417
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,759
Well, great.
418
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,472
All right. Come on, let's go.
419
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,682
No.
420
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:15,269
What do you mean, no?
421
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,812
Oh, all right. I see
what you're doing.
422
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,522
That's good.
That's very funny.
423
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,816
All right. Come on.
424
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,737
No. The only place
I'm going is home.
425
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,239
It was very funny. I laughed.
The joke's over here.
426
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:31,619
Sam, this is the wrong time
for physical dalliance.
427
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,703
It's too soon.
428
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:35,205
If we rush
into a physical encounter now,
429
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:39,376
we might ruin the much more important
nuptial consummation coming up.
430
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,421
Smell the old salt air?
431
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,258
Sam, please.
This is nothing to worry about.
432
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,761
We're on the right course.
When we're married,
433
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,721
you'll be happy we waited. Really,
434
00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:53,557
this is nothing
to be upset about. Bye-bye.
435
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,809
Fine! Fine.
436
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,061
I mean, it's perfect!
437
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,480
You said someone was gonna ruin
this weekend,
438
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,982
but now I'm really
gonna have some fun here!
439
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,527
Shoot.
440
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,449
- Did we lose another one?
- Yeah.