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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.

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So grab your rod, reel,
and join us next week

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when Jim takes us trolling
on lake winnipesaukee.

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Nice show.

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Well, if you ask me,
there's something wrong

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with watching televised fishing.

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Not the same impact
as watching it live, Woody?

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Hey, you know something?
I got a great idea. What's to stop us

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from taking a little
fishing trip ourselves?

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We don't want to?

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Come on, it would be fun,
you know? We could go

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this very afternoon,
head out to lake winthrop.

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What do you say?

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All right, okay,
let's get organized here.

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Woody, you be in charge

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- of bait and tackle, okay?
— gotcha.

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Cliffie, in charge of food

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- and transportation. — okay.

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What are you in charge of,
Mr. Peterson?

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Finding a reason not to go.

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Here we go.

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Gladiator film festival
at the majestic.

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Hey, that's a good one.

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Degustibus nomnis depandem!

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- Hi, Sam.

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Some customer was in
with some tickets to some concert.

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Sounded foreign and dull.

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I thought you wouldn't
want to miss it.

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Thank you.

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Jean-Pierre rampal?

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It was just some customer.
Didn't really catch his name.

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He's a flautist.

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Nothing less than brilliant.

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No other player
could so eloquently fuse

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the world of classical music
to that of modern jazz.

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What a perfect performer
for us to see

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on this, our first official date together

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in our newfound relationship.

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What should I wear,

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something long or tea length?

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Why don't you wear something
you can stretch out in.

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The seat next to you
is gonna be empty.

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- Sam. — come on, please,

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can't you scrape
somebody else up to go? Please.

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And the operative word
there is "scrape."

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There's only one man
I want to be with.

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No. I'll go alone.

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And it'll be fine.

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Miss chambers, I might be back

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from my fishing trip
in time to take you

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if I don't stop
to clean up first.

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No, thank you, Woody.
That's very sweet.

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Maybe next time.

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Okey-doke, but I don't know

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when I'm gonna
be going fishing again.

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Cliffie, it was not ten.
I had 11 of them, 11!

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You're wrong, normie. Wrong!

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How was the gladiator
film fest, fellas?

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Not now, Sammy.
We're awash in controversy.

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You had ten, norm, just like me.

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- Ten what? — anachronisms.

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Those things that aren't
in the time period

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in which the film was set.

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I mean, I like to see
who gets the most.

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Today it was me. 11.

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Normie, you had ten just like me.
There was no way

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was Caesar Augustus
wearing reeboks.

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So, you guys ready
to go fishing?

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We got to, you know,
Woody, couple beers first.

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You know, I worked up
a powerful thirst

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watching Thracian dogs
smite spartan pigs.

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Greetings, everyone.

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Hey, frasier, how about a beer?

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Well, Sam, just make it
a club soda.

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I've got to appear on TV today.
I want to keep my wits about me.

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- Oh, my.
- No kidding?

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- What's the TV show?
- It's a local talk show

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called psychology this week.

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- Maybe you've heard of it.
- — I know all about that show.

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It's where once a week
a couple of shrinks get together

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and debate certain aspects
of the psychological condition.

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That's right.

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Man, we had to pick today
to go fishing, huh, cliff?

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I'm surprised.
I didn't know you were a fan.

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Well, he was,
but he stopped watching

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when they lost the hostess
with the big hindenburgs.

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It's on at 4:00.
It promises to be very cerebral

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and, I might add,
darn entertaining.

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Unfortunately, frasier, it interferes

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with another highly cerebral event,

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the raiders/patriots game.

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Yeah, right.

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I realize that football's a rarity
on television in the fall,

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but don't you think
we could spare half an hour

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to see our friend frasier?

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Do you have any idea
how much action you can miss

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in a half an hour of football?

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About 18 seconds.

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All right.
I guess it won't hurt. Much.

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Thank you, Sam.

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Cheers.

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Yeah, hold on a second.

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You want to tell me
what the taxicab was doing

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parked in front of
the temple of Athena?

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All right. It was...

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Probably taking
Demetrius to the airport.

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Well, thank you.

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As it turns out,

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you can now watch your game
with a clear conscience.

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I won't be doing
that show after all.

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What changed your mind, frasier?

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Well, Dr. Foster had to cancel and...

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Dr. Sternin is going
to take his place.

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Lilith sternin?

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You mean that...

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Pardon my French,
woman you once dated?

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That's a rather
charitable description, cliff.

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I just hope they can find
someone to replace me

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as readily as they did Dr. Foster.

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Can't handle debating a woman?

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A woman, yes.
An ice cube in heels, no.

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Look, I have no intention
of entering a debate

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with those cold, gray eyes
and those clever smirking lips.

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I'd rather clip my nails
in a cuisinart.

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Oh, my!

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- What's wrong?
- Don't you see? Frasier's in love.

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- He's what?
- Oh, come on, Sam.

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You're forgetting I was once
romantically involved with frasier.

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I know when he's enamored
of someone.

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Didn't you see
his nostrils flare?

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And everyone knows

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that hate is not
the opposite of love,

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indifference is.

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Well, whatever you say.
I really don't care.

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Touché, Sam.

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Let's be honest.

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Quite often you've expressed feelings

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of antagonism towards me,

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and we both know
how much you love me.

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I do not love you, Diane,
and I have the nostrils to prove it.

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You're wrong about frasier.

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I mean, I know
psycho—babble when I hear it,

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and I also...

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Frasier...

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There's a theory
going around the bar

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that you're ticked off
with Dr. Sternin

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because you're in love with her.
What do you think?

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Well, it sounds like someone

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who doesn't know
shortcake from shinola.

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Hey, good guess.
Good guess, Diane.

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Oh, well,

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that's nothing but
mere cocktail—party psychology.

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Believe it or not, Sam,
it's actually possible

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to have hostile feelings
toward someone

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without being in love with them.

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You mean I can actually
hate Diane

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without having it mean
anything more than I hate her?

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Feel free.

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I better cancel that appearance
before it's too late.

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Frost warning.

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Good afternoon, Dr. Crane.

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Dr. Sternin.

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What a lovely surprise.

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I hope I can regard that

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as civility in light
of today's situation

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rather than sarcasm
at my expense.

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No, that was completely
at your expense.

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You know, I wasn't gonna do
today's show

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when I heard
you were the other guest.

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But then I realized
I'd relish proving

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my superiority
over you in public.

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Yes, that appeals to me, too.

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So I felt we should
at least discuss

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some procedures of conduct.

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Don't you dare.

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My mistake.

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So, am I to assume
that you just naturally thought

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that I'd be
at this drinking establishment?

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Actually, knowing
your obsessive compulsiveness,

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I checked with your service,
and indeed you'd left them

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a very complete itinerary
of your day.

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I trust all went well
at the dry cleaners?

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Thank you, yes.

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Then I can assume
from your questioning

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that you're attempting
to make idle conversation

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rather than articulating

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some controlled dysfunction
with my personal habits.

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That's correct.

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Are they fighting?

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First of all,

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I think any mention
of our past relationship

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could tarnish
the objectivity factor of the show.

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You call that a relationship?

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I mean, we dated one time.

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The closest we came
to physical contact

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was when you closed
the car door on my hand.

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Are you repressing?

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Forgive me.
Actually you're quite right.

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Yes, I should be straightforward
in telling you

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that you are passionless,
stoic, and emotionally numb.

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- Apology accepted.
- Merci.

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Yeah, I'm sure they're fighting.
He just asked for mercy.

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Secondly, I think perhaps...

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Look, Dr. Sternin,
if you'll excuse me,

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I have to cash a check
and fill up my gas tank

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- before the show.
— yes, I know.

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Have the attendant make sure
your tires aren't as inflated as your ego.

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You know, you perplex me.

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Yes, normally, people
of your limited physical appeal

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make up for it
with an actual personality.

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Dr. Sternin, excuse me.

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I overheard Dr. Crane's remarks.

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If it's any consolation,
I can empathize

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with your hurt feelings,

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if you'd like to share
any of them with me.

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As a fellow woman,
I would consider it an honor.

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Who are you?

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Diane chambers.

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I'm an old friend of Dr. Crane's,

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a student, and until
my imminent marriage,

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an employee at cheers.
Please, let's sit down.

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Well, I suppose
I am just a little sensitive

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when it pertains
to my appearance.

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Well, if I may be so bold
as to step into your arena,

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I believe that frasier's hostility

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is masking
a deep attraction to you.

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Thank you, Diane.
It's been a long time

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since I've had
such a good laugh.

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Why would frasier crane
be attracted to me?

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- I'm not that kind of woman.
- — but you can be.

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It just takes a little softening
of the edges.

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Perhaps loosen the bun a bit

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to release some of the tension
in your face.

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I'm afraid
it's not as easy as all that.

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That's nonsense.
Look, I'm not far from here.

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Why don't you
come over to my place,

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and I'll show you what I mean.

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We'll just put
a little more make-up on

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I really don't think
I can do that.

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Come on, Dr. Sternin.

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You're going to be
on television today.

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A little refinement
of your appearance

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might give you an edge
in the debate.

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Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt.

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Good. Let me get my things.

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Sam, may I have
my purse, please?

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And I'm going to be taking
my lunch a little early today.

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Thank you for showing up at all.

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You're welcome.

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Shall we go?

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You know, I've always envied
women like you

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who can simply
tumble out of bed each morning

253
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looking blonde and perky.

254
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,924
Well, I must admit,

255
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,635
in my case, there's
a little labor involved.

256
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,722
She calls in local 416.

257
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,695
Come on, guys.

258
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,576
Okay, the tank's full
and the gear's all loaded.

259
00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,742
I got everything we could
possibly need for a fishing trip.

260
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,012
Hey, Woody, look, we're right
in the middle of the game.

261
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,039
I got a battery-operated
portable TV in the car.

262
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,966
We got a few beers
to finish here yet, buddy.

263
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,086
I got a cooler full
icing down in the trunk.

264
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,632
Yeah, I think the kid's
outlasted us, norm.

265
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,051
Hot dog! Look out, trout!

266
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,221
If you guys don't mind,
I'll do the driving.

267
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,806
All right, I got shotgun.

268
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,392
Wouldn't it be more sporting
to use a fishing pole?

269
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,687
This is going to be great!

270
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,730
It's a fumble!

271
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,940
Willard picks it up...

272
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,568
Come on! Come on!

273
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,780
Oh, come on! What are you doing?

274
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,117
Now let's all check our watches.

275
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:52,665
Did we not promise
to watch frasier's show at 4:00?

276
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,959
- Everybody see it? — yeah!

277
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,716
All right, fine.
I'm not gonna play cat and mouse

278
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,426
with the silly remote control box.

279
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,721
You know, all you people
ever see of frasier crane

280
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182
is an ordinary Joe
sitting at the bar

281
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,558
being one of the guys.

282
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,769
You should see him
in his métier.

283
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,937
He's a brilliantly
perceptive man.

284
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,944
Does somebody have a box
that will shut her up?

285
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,026
No, but I'd be glad
to do it manually.

286
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,653
No. Come on, you guys,
we made a promise.

287
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,280
Thank you, Sam.

288
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:28,076
First I'd like to introduce
Dr. Frasier crane.

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Dr. Crane is an eminent psychiatrist
here in the Boston area,

290
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,040
specializing in the treatment
of phobias.

291
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,711
Joining Dr. Crane
in this discussion is Dr. Lilith sternin.

292
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,172
Dr. Sternin is a member
of the psychiatric staff

293
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,132
at Boston general hospital.

294
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,930
- Welcome, Dr. Sternin.
- Thank you.

295
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,098
Dr. Crane.

296
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,452
You really made her
look beautiful, Diane.

297
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,483
Physician, heal thyself.

298
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,783
You've made many
excellent points, Dr. Sternin.

299
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,035
How do you respond
to them, Dr. Crane?

300
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,454
Dr. Crane?

301
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,652
Excuse me.
What was the question?

302
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:17,708
Yes, of course. Excuse me.

303
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:22,255
Yes. My method of flooding...

304
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,082
Seeks out the patient's...

305
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,385
Most sensitive
and vulnerable spot...

306
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,971
In the defense system and...

307
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,225
Penetrates...

308
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,646
Probing deeper and deeper...

309
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,692
Into the patient's psyche,

310
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,902
thrusting over and over...

311
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:51,325
Thereby uncovering the reality
behind the irrational fear.

312
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,164
Thank you, Dr. Crane.

313
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,708
Anything to add, Dr. Sternin?

314
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,381
Although Dr. Crane's method is faster...

315
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,511
A slow and methodical approach

316
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,305
can be much more rewarding.

317
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,226
Gentle stroking of the psyche

318
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:20,646
will bring about
a far more intense

319
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,607
release of emotion,

320
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,524
building...

321
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:29,447
Until the patient quite often
will literally cry out

322
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,783
in the release
of satisfaction and joy.

323
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,162
Point well taken.

324
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250
This intellectual stuff's
getting me all hot.

325
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,882
This is embarrassing.
We shouldn't be watching this.

326
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,885
Well, maybe just a little longer.

327
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,973
And that concludes
this afternoon's program.

328
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,437
Dr. Sternin, Dr. Crane,

329
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,356
thank you for joining us.

330
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,981
Excuse me.

331
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,528
For a written transcript
of this afternoon's show,

332
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,780
please send a self-addressed
stamped envelope

333
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,907
to psychology this week,

334
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,284
box 84037,

335
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,578
Boston, Massachusetts,

336
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,323
what was that box number again?

337
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,761
Hey, fellas,
how was the fishing trip?

338
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,348
Would've been a little better
without cliff's jabbering.

339
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,892
Guy catches one fish,
turns into Ernest Hemingway.

340
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,607
- Congratulations, cliff.
- — thank you, Sammy.

341
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,777
Yeah, it was man against fish.

342
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,822
The rest of the world
was shut out.

343
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,616
He was a good fish,

344
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,201
a clean fish,

345
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,453
a strong fish.

346
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,546
Get that stinking
slimy thing out of here,

347
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,047
and take your fish with you.

348
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,805
Frasier, I didn't expect
to see you here.

349
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:21,642
Thought you'd be exchanging
psychological positions with Dr. Sternin.

350
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,563
Please, Sam.

351
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,983
I made a complete fool
of myself today and Dr. Sternin.

352
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,502
If they'd have had a hose
at the studio,

353
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,806
they would have turned it on us.

354
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,489
Actually, that sounds
kind of fun.

355
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,330
I'll never be able to look her
in the eye again.

356
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,706
The only consolation is that
nobody ever watches that show.

357
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,750
Way to go, sex machine.

358
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,298
I'm ruined. Half of new england
saw me today as a rutting pig.

359
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,135
Come on, frasier,
you're not in rut, you're in love.

360
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,678
Nonsense. I don't think

361
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,885
that because two people
breathe heavily on a TV show

362
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,600
is any cause for them
to declare their undying love.

363
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:03,767
Breathe heavily?

364
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,691
I thought you were gonna
suck in a chair there.

365
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,482
Listen, a TV station

366
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,409
may not have been
the best place in the world

367
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,278
to sprout antlers,
but it happened. Go with it.

368
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:22,787
Dr. Sternin, you're back.

369
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,875
Diane, I'd like to thank you
for your pygmalion-like efforts.

370
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,586
I'd like to but I can't
because they've led to disaster.

371
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,756
Good evening, Dr. Crane.

372
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,217
Dr. Sternin,

373
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,803
- it's nice to see you again.
— and you.

374
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,806
I apologize for my
overzealous behavior

375
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,684
this afternoon
and for making fools of us both.

376
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:46,993
Yes, well, I would also
like to apologize

377
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,271
for my completely
unprofessional attitude and...

378
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,941
I promise you that that sort of thing
will never happen again.

379
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,402
Fine. I've already penned a letter

380
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,570
to the American
psychiatric association

381
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,408
apologizing for my behavior.
I would suggest that you do likewise.

382
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,826
Of course.

383
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,955
And I think perhaps for the sake
of our professional reputations,

384
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,040
it's best we put
this matter behind us

385
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,834
and go on with our lives.

386
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,503
That is probably wise.

387
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,505
You see, I've already lost
three patients

388
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,132
as a result of today's fiasco.

389
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,759
That's odd. I picked up three.

390
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,222
While we're
on the subject, Dr. Crane,

391
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,516
I suggest that your behavior indicates

392
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,269
an unacceptable level
of sexual frustration.

393
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:31,522
You strike me as a man
who needs professional help.

394
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,274
Or perhaps a girlfriend.

395
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,154
And you strike me as a woman
who could use a good cuffing.

396
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,949
- Good day, Dr. Crane.
- — good day, Dr. Sternin.

397
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,785
Just a moment, Dr. Sternin.

398
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,537
Sam,

399
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,498
isn't the refrigerator door stuck again?

400
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,875
I don't think so.

401
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,084
I think it is,

402
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,670
and we need a hairpin
to open it up.

403
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,131
Dr. Sternin,
could we borrow a hairpin?

404
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,175
I don't see
how a hairpin will help.

405
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,510
Strangely enough, it does.

406
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,471
Don't you see?

407
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:08,184
What these two people
who are such geniuses of romance

408
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,477
are trying to do

409
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,688
is to get you
to take your hair down,

410
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,691
thinking that it will stimulate me
like some pavlovian dog.

411
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,280
So why don't you
just oblige them,

412
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,222
get this silliness over with
so we can get on with our lives?

413
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,415
You mean like this?

414
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,209
Precisely.

415
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,255
- You know what?
- What?

416
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,965
I'm going to kiss you...

417
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,969
I'm going to kiss you hard,
and I'm going to kiss you long.

418
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,099
But make no mistake about it,
I am going to kiss you.

419
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,393
In fact, I'm going to kiss you
like you've never...

420
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,108
Yes, like that.

421
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,568
Now, listen, Lilith,

422
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,881
I think you and I have just been
too articulate for words.

423
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,549
We talk and we talk,
and what we really want to do

424
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,967
- is show how we feel.
— I think, Dr. Crane...

425
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,311
Look, I don't care
what you think.

426
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,208
We both want to be animals.
Now, I'm going back

427
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,413
to my tastefully decorated
townhouse and prove it.

428
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,333
But I suggest you come with me.

429
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,921
I think I see what you're trying
to do, Dr. Crane,

430
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,381
and I just want you to know...

431
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,217
It worked.

432
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,094
Let's go.

433
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:33,477
Isn't it exciting to see the blush
of newfound love on their faces?

434
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,729
Do you realize
we've just seen the birth of a new...

435
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,898
Don't you have some place to go?

436
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:40,985
Oh, yes...

437
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,195
The concert...

438
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,196
By myself.

439
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,201
I'll go.

440
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,830
And sure, I'll be alone,
but I don't care

441
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,291
because I'm in love,

442
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,961
and no one who's truly in love
can ever be alone.

443
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,047
And I know my fellow loves me.

444
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,425
He just doesn't know it yet.

445
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:08,095
So I'll go to this concert,
listen to the music,

446
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,765
and dream again of the day
when he'll be sitting beside me,

447
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,268
holding my hand,

448
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,186
sharing the moment.

449
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:18,689
That's my dream

450
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,399
and mine alone.

451
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,902
- No one can...
- — get her out of here!

452
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,116
- I'll go.
- — only if you really want to.

453
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,330
But this is not a date.

454
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:37,374
The fact that we sit together
has nothing to do with anything.

455
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,792
We're gonna take separate cabs,

456
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,961
I will not talk to you
during the intermission,

457
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:42,922
I'm not gonna take you
anywhere afterwards,

458
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,549
and we will not mention
this ever again, okay?

459
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,676
- Fine. — okay.

460
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,595
Is that love or what?