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I'll tell you, Woody, the psychiatric profession
can get rough sometimes.

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I think if I hear one more person telling me
about one more problem, I'll explode.

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I know just how you feel Dr. Crane.

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Actually, I suppose you do.

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Our professions are very much alike.

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We both have to listen patiently
while people unload their grief and suffering.

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Sometimes it's just more than I can bear.

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I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.

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If only I had your ability to listen...
to a person's problem,

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sympathize while going on calmly and happily.
How do you do it Wood?

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I know just how you feel Dr. Crane.

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- You're not listening to me, are you?
- I know just how you feel Dr. Crane.

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Fine. Here it is, troops.

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The reason I called you in
was to tell you

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I just got a chance to go out to
Moose River to do some fishing

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with some old baseball buddies.

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Ahh... a fishing trip.

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Another desperate yet futile
attempt to forget me.

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No, just another desperate
yet futile attempt to catch some fish.

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Problem is I want to leave right now, so...

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Who wants to be saddled
with taking charge of the place while I'm--

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- Me, me, me!
- Me, me, me!

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Wait a minute here.

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All right, sit down. I guess I'm going to
have to make an executive decision here.

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All right, hold out your fists.

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<i>One potato, two potato,
three potato, four--</i>

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Oh Sam, Sam, Sam,
this isn't fair.

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It isn't?

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No, everybody knows that when you do
<i>One Potato, Two Potato</i> with three people,

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you end up with the same person
with whom you started.

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Oh, yeah. All right, uh...

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I've got something else here.
All right, you're right.

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<i>My dog died last night</i>

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<i>What color is his blood?</i>

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What kind of disgusting game is that?

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It's something I played when I was a kid.

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Now, pick a color.

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- What for?
- Your dog's blood.

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This is horrible. You played
this as a child?

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No wonder you're so disturbed.

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Would you please pick a color
so I can spell it

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and knock somebody out.

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All right, mauve.

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All right, uh...

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- Here we go. We'll use a bat here.
- Good idea.

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Okay. I'm in charge!

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Sam.

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Actually, I had this in mind, here.
Woody, you know how to do this.

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There you go. All right, here.

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Oh! He grabbed the little knobby thing
at the top! You can't do that.

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- That's not part of the bat!
- It is so part of the bat.

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- Well, can he grab it?
- Sure he can grab it.

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Then you and I get three turns
trying to kick it

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out of his fingers and the one
who kicks it out wins.

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Well how do we decide who kicks first?

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<i>One potato, two potato--</i>

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You're going to have to make
a decision

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like a rational, adult human being.

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All right.

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Okay. Woody's my man.

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Oh, come on!

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Why Woody?

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Because he's the only person
who hasn't

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irritated the hell out of me
in the last five minutes.

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Come on, get out of here.

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Let me go over some of the
management rules with him.

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Go on, go on.

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I think you're really going to enjoy
this weekend, boss.

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Okay. First rule--
keep this with you at all times.

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Oh, Woodie. There's a letter
from Indiana.

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Oh boy! It's from my girlfriend Beth.

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So, how are things in the great Midwest?

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Well, everybody gather round
and we'll find out.

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Oh, great! Let's pull up the stove,
whittle a tetch and chaw some tabacky.

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Wait, Beth writes the greatest letters
in the world.

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I can't wait for you to hear this.

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"Dear Woody, this is the hardest letter
I've ever had to write.

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What I have to say is that
I care about you very much,

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but I'm afraid
we can't stay together anymore.

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You see, I've fallen in love
with Leonard Twilley

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and we're flying up to Niagara Falls
on the 20th to be married.

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We're gonna drop by
and see you on our way.

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I feel I have to explain in person.

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I hope you understand
and find it in your heart to forgive me.

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See you Saturday. Love, Beth."

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Well, this isn't quite as
good as her usual letters.

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I'm so sorry, Woody.

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I can't believe it.
Beth and Leonard Twilley.

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Woody, today's Saturday, you know.
Uh, she could be here any minute.

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Gosh, I'm feeling kind of bad.
Listen, if you'll excuse me,

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I think I'd like to be alone now.

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Oh, I guess it'd be easier if I left.

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Uh, wait a sec, Wood.

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You know, maybe this is really
a blessing in disguise.

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You see, sometimes in
order to achieve maturity,

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it's necessary to disengage oneself
from relationships

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that keep one's growth rooted
in an artificially prolonged period of stasis.

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I know just how you feel, Dr. Crane.

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Woody, come on.

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Sometimes thing work out
for the best, you know?

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Look at it this way.

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Boston's crawling with
beautiful single women.

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Just get out there.

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He's right you know?

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Take it from one who knows.

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Yeah, but since Sammy's not
here, just take it from us.

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Yeah, you know, he is,
uh, right there, Woody.

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You know, the best way to forget about Beth
is go out there, find some skirt,

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have her, use her, and throw her away.

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Maybe you guys are right.

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Maybe the best way to get over this

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is to make wild, crazy, passionate love

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to the first available woman
who comes along.

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Woody, don't listen to them.

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It's not necessary for you
to suppress your grief in debauchery

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It's important for you to experience it.

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People grow from intense suffering.

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Yeah? Then how come I haven't grown an inch
since I've known you?

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Oh, boy, Normie, look at this.

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Another psychic's head exploded.

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Kind of makes you wonder why anyone
goes into that line of work, doesn't it?

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Excuse me.

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I've been experiencing grief all afternoon.

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And instead of killing myself,
I'd like to take you out to dinner.

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Sounds great, but no, thank you.

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Did I say it was my treat?

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Woody, you've hit on nearly
every woman in the bar.

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Why are you
so persistent?

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Well, when Beth gets here,
you know,

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I want to show her that
I got someone else, too.

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If there's one thing I can't stand,
it's that look of pity in her eyes.

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I'm sure she's far too wrapped up
in her own happiness to have time to pity you.

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Well, that is
a comfort.

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Hi, Woody.

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- Oh, hi, Beth. Hi, Leonard.
- Did you get my letter?

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- Yeah, I got it.
- Are you mad?

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Oh, no, I'm not mad at all.

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You know, you're the last person
in the world I ever wanted to hurt.

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Hey, I'm fine, really.
Can I get you guys something to drink?

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- Wine.
- How 'bout a brewski?

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brewski.

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Woody, we didn't mean
for this to happen.

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It was fate.

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I was in Fryer's Hardware Store
looking at some copper tubing.

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Beth was buying a lawn sprinkler,
and, well...

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I never stood a chance.

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Oh, Leonard, I can't stand it.
Look what we've done to him.

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I know, it's worse than
I thought it would be.

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Oh, please, guys, don't do that.

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How can we happily walk down the aisle
knowing we're leaving him here like this?

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I won't be in the mood
for any cake.

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Beth, Leonard, just--

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I keep getting this picture of you
sitting alone in your room, night after night,

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and it makes me want to cry.

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Hi, Beth.
Nice to meet you, Leonard.

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Woody, uh, don't you think it's time
to tell Beth about you-know-who?

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Who?

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Well, that lovely young lady
you've been seeing so much of.

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- Is this true?
- Yes.

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I'm glad you found someone, Woody.

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What's she like?

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Well, uh, she's about four, five,
five, five feet four or five.

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She's kind of hard to describe.

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Cornflower-blue eyes,

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Titian hair, Raphael esque figure.

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And she smells good.

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I feel so much better
knowing you won't be alone.

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Well, come on, Leonard.
we'd better be going.

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It was nice seeing you, Woody.

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Bye, Beth.

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Good luck.

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Yeah, good luck, Beth.

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Well, it's too bad
you two had to leave.

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I know you would have
enjoyed meeting Woody's girlfriend.

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- She's extraordinary.
- Yeah, we could have had dinner tonight.

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Actually, our plane doesn't leave
till midnight.

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Oh, that's right. Well,
we can all have dinner together.

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Oh, great.

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- 8:00 Okay?
- Yeah. fine.

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Way to go, Miss Chambers.
What am I gonna do now?

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I'm sorry, Woody. I have a strict rule

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about meddling in other people's affairs.

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Why did Miss Chambers have
to shoot my big mouth off for me?

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Boy, this is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anybody.

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Oh, I don't know, about that, Woody.
Did you ever have your head explode?

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Woody, as a way of apologizing,

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let me try to think of another way out of this.

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Now, let's see...

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I'm sure we can think of something.

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Well, it better be good,
'cause I need a date quick.

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Oh, boy, it's too bad
Sammy's not here to help ya.

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Hey, Sammy may not be here,
but his inventory is.

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Yeah, Woody.

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- Hey hey hey!
- Woody,

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put that down on the bar very carefully
and walk away.

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Yeah, it's a little bit too hot
for you to handle there, Woodman.

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I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll give you
the number of one of my tootsies.

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I think he'd prefer something
that lives above ground.

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Wait a minute.

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Do you really think it's proper to be rifling
through a man's personal papers?

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No matter how close a
friend, no matter how...

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- Miss Chambers, you're in here.
- Give me that.

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"Diane Chambers. Probably the most
incredible woman I ever met.

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Don't you agree, Diane?"
Well...

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Hey, here's one.

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Three stars. "Tina Wilson.

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Fun, sexy, easy."
Well, she sounds interesting.

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And you know just what to do
with sweet Tina Wilson.

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Have her, use her,
and I'll throw her away

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I don't think you're
going to get an answer

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Why not?

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I'm sweet Tina Wilson.

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What would be
a good time to call you?

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Ah, it's not workin'.
I'm no good at this.

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No, no, no, Woody.
Don't give up so easily.

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Oh, here's one. Oh, look at this here,
the ultimate one, too, huh?

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- She's got a whole page to herself.
- Yeah.

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"Desiree Harrison."

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Look at all those stars!

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Yeah, any more stars
you'd have to pledge allegiance to her.

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Yeah, hey.
"The best, the best, the best."

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Hey, get on the
horn there, Woods.

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Woody, something tells me
you shouldn't do this. Please reconsider.

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Oh, that's easy for you to say.
You got him into this.

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Why don't you do something
extraordinary for once and butt out?

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What do I say to her?

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- Uh, tell her you're a friend of Sam Malone.
- Good.

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Hi, uh, De, Desiree?
Yeah, I'm a friend of Sam Malone.

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- Hold on. She want to know why I called.
- Tell her that Sammy said she was the best.

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- And you want to find out for yourself.
- Oh, good.

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Uh, yeah, Sam says you're the best
and I wanna find out for myself.

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- Hold on. She wants to know my name.
- Wing it.

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Yeah, it's Woody Boyd.

235
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,287
Yeah, how about 7:00 tonight?

236
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,538
Yeah?

237
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,708
Okay, uh, well,
I'll see ya here in the bar.

238
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,668
Great.

239
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,087
All right, Woody!

240
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,299
Well, seein' as how
it's Gomer's night out...

241
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,012
That leaves me
in charge of the bar.

242
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,348
Oh, not necessarily.

243
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,852
Woody, who do you assign
to take command of the bar?

244
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,897
Well, I don't know how to
choose between the two of you.

245
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,191
Oh, I know, I know.
We're both your friends.

246
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,902
No, it's not that. You ruined
<i>One potato, Two potato.</i>

247
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,323
Okay, why don't we let the bar decide?

248
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,743
Well, that seems the fair
and democratic thing to do.

249
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:17,333
We should each make a speech
presenting our best arguments

250
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,129
as to why we should be in charge of the bar
and we'll leave it up to you.

251
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,590
Carla, the floor is yours,
and not for the first time, I might add.

252
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:34,559
If I'm elected, no way
will Diane make a speech.

253
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,949
Hubba-hubba!

254
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,326
How do I look? ls my tie crooked?

255
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,370
No, but your pants are on backwards!

256
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,123
Made you look!

257
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,962
That's very funny, Mr. Clavin, but I guess
I'm not in the mood for that clever humor

258
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,006
You and the rest of creation.

259
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,593
Yeah, I'm worried about
my date with, uh, Desiree.

260
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,722
She's one of Sam's women.
She may be too much for one man.

261
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,145
- Is there somebody here named Woody?
- Yeah.

262
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:20,646
I'm Desiree.

263
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,109
Uh, just a minute, please.

264
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:28,404
Is it me or does she look different
than she did on the phone?

265
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,282
She comes highly recommended
by the master

266
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,783
All right, here goes nothing.

267
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,038
- So, you're Desiree.
- Yeah.

268
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,581
Hi. I'm Woody.

269
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,626
Can I get your coat?

270
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:46,172
- What's she doin' here?
- That's Woody's date.

271
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,925
Woody's going out with Sam's cleaning lady?

272
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,765
- Cleaning lady?
- That's right. Sam says she's the best.

273
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,896
- So how are you?
- Fine. Shall we get started?

274
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,022
What? Right, right here?

275
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,608
Here, or in the back if you prefer.

276
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:09,654
- Well, don't you wanna eat dinner first?
- No, I'd like to get right to it.

277
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,781
I'll stop to eat
when I get a little tired.

278
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:13,115
Wow.

279
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:16,077
I figure you probably
have your own equipment.

280
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,620
If not, I have mine out in the car.

281
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,083
- What sort of equipment?
- Well, the first thing we'll need is a bucket.

282
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,169
- Really?
- Yeah, and some rubber gloves

283
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,296
and one of those really hard
brushes with a long handle.

284
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,759
You've got
to be kidding me.

285
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,054
Well, I need something to get
to those hard-to-reach places.

286
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,808
Would you excuse me
for a moment, please?

287
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:43,312
Guys, I think there's things
about Sam that we don't know.

288
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,108
No, no, Woody, she's not Sam's date.
She's his maid.

289
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,568
Yeah, Carla told us.

290
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,570
Those stars mean
she's the best housekeeper around.

291
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,616
Oh, boy, do I feel stupid!

292
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,868
What am I gonna do now?

293
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,663
Maybe you should,
uh, tell her the truth.

294
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:03,624
Yeah, yeah, okay

295
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,797
Uh, listen, ma'am,

296
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,632
I think there's been a terrible mistake.

297
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,426
- I don't think I'm gonna be...
- Hi, Woody

298
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,971
So that's what you call titian hair.

299
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,390
Hi. I'm Beth.

300
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:20,683
I'm Desiree.

301
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,351
This is my fiancé, Leonard.

302
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,644
Good.

303
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,986
Yeah, they're gonna be joining us
for dinner tonight.

304
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,279
Dinner?

305
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,656
You wanna take me out to dinner?

306
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,908
Yeah. So what do you say?

307
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,329
Well, beats scrubbing grout
with a toothbrush.

308
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,875
You folks and your
big city expressions!

309
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,669
Yes, I thought we'd eat at Melville's.

310
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,838
- If that's okay with you, ma'am.
- Okay.

311
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,178
I was expecting
someone a little younger, Woody.

312
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,346
Me, too.

313
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,811
That was fun.

314
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,564
Nice seein' ya.
Listen, have a nice marriage.

315
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,566
Well, didn't somebody mention dancing?

316
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,360
We still have time before
our plane leaves.

317
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,111
Now you want to take me dancing?

318
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,364
It sure beats scrubbing grout
with a toothbrush.

319
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,741
Hey, I could live here.

320
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,035
Let me go freshen up.

321
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,664
Oh, dancing.
Hope my knees hold out.

322
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,543
- Is it any wonder I love her?
- I like her, Woody.

323
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,047
Yeah, listen, why don't you two have a seat?
I'll get you somethin' to drink.

324
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,555
Woody...

325
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,727
I know I got you into this,
but it's time to stop.

326
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:51,065
I know Beth hurt you,
but she doesn't deserve to be lied to.

327
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,902
Besides, would your mother be proud of you
if she knew what you were doing?

328
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,199
Let Beth know how you feel.

329
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,284
I think it would do you both good.

330
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,371
You're right, Miss Chambers.

331
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,957
I guess I owe Beth that much.

332
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,713
Oh, you won't tell my mother, will you?

333
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,967
Mum's the word.

334
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,928
You won't tell my mum, will you?

335
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,524
Excuse me, Beth, can
I talk to you for a moment?

336
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,193
- Sure Woody.
- Excuse us, Leonard.

337
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,990
Sure. You're not gonna steal her
back from me, are you, Woody?

338
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:43,200
- Go drink your beer, Leonard.
- Yes, dear.

339
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,374
Uh, listen, Beth.

340
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,172
Desiree's not my girlfriend.

341
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,467
Well, I had a feeling.

342
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:03,929
- What gave it away?
- She forgot your name during dinner.

343
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,018
See, I was so hurt, I, I didn't want you to
think that I was on my own.

344
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,561
I'm sorry.

345
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:14,774
But you know we couldn't have lasted.
We've grown apart.

346
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,445
We're just too different now.
You're the adventurous type

347
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,572
I just want to settle down

348
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,866
I love you, Beth.

349
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,119
I love you too, Woody.

350
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,623
Leonard's more a part of my world.

351
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,042
Maybe I could move back to Indiana.

352
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,921
- Do you want to do that?
- No.

353
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,882
And I could never live in Boston, so...

354
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,885
How does that leave us?

355
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,387
Real sad?

356
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,056
Yeah.

357
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,603
- Well, I hope you get happy.
- There's, uh, something I want to give you.

358
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,772
On no, it's okay. The drinks are on me.

359
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,942
No. I meant this.

360
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,864
Good-bye, Woody.

361
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:09,328
That, Leonard, is how the tractor was born.

362
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,252
Come on, Leonard. We
have a plane to catch.

363
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,421
Okay. Well, good-bye.

364
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,967
You guys ever find yourselves in Indiana,
you know what to do.

365
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,678
Yeah, run screamin' to the airport.

366
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,057
See you, Woody.

367
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,434
Bye, Leonard.
You take care of her.

368
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:33,644
I will.

369
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,312
You better.

370
00:22:42,403 --> 00:22:43,779
Are you okay, Woody?

371
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:48,367
I feel pretty bad.

372
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:53,330
It hurts, but at least it's settled.
Now I can go back to bein' Woody Boyd again.

373
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,792
Oh, hey, Woody Boyd,
what about Mrs. Clean in the back there?

374
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:02,423
Come on, you guys. Take it easy.
She happens to be a very nice lady.

375
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,049
We had a good time tonight.

376
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,677
She talked about all
kinds of interesting things:

377
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,053
Movies, sports...

378
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,139
How to get cat hair out of the drapes...

379
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:16,937
Good-bye, Woody.

380
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,315
Uh, no, Desiree, please, don't go.

381
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:20,482
I'm not stupid.

382
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,526
Don't pay any attention to them.

383
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:27,406
Look, I'm not exactly sure
what happened here tonight.

384
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,034
Something tells me you
got trapped into this.

385
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,411
So I'm gonna let you off the hook.

386
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:36,832
Now, look, when I talked to you earlier today,
I admit I thought you were somebody else.

387
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:39,335
But I had fun tonight. I like you.

388
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:46,508
I guess what I'm tryin' to say is
I need somebody to talk to.

389
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:49,762
What'd you have in mind?

390
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,849
I don't know. I thought maybe
a cup of coffee?

391
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,810
Sure. Why not?

392
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:02,274
This isn't gonna turn into one of those
May/December romances, is it?

393
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:06,195
Well, with the holidays comin' up,
December's no good, but May's okay.