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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Okay, guys, that's it.
Closing time.
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All right. It's hard to believe
17 hours could slip by that quickly.
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Well, good night, Sammy.
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Don't forget.
Tonight's the night we go off
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daylight-savings time.
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Be sure to change your clocks.
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Let's see, now, it's 2:00 now,
so which way does it go?
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That's spring forward,
fall back, Mr. Peterson.
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All right. So it's 1:00.
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1:00?
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Set 'em up, Sammy.
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I was this close to going home.
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I love this universe.
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Good afternoon, Sam. Everyone.
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Hey, Frasier. What's wrong?
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You look like you lost
your best friend.
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Well, in a manner
of speaking, I have.
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A colleague of sorts
passed away today.
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Someone who contributed volumes
to the world of psychology.
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Well, I'm sorry.
Is it anybody I know?
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Bombo the chimpanzee.
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Don't you remember,
Sam?
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They shared an office.
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See, Bombo was one
of Dr. Harry Harlowe's apes.
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Dr. Harlowe
was a behavioral theorist
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who worked extensively
with primates,
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studying human parenting
and child rearing.
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Bombo was the last
of the group,
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and he was the baby.
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I can still see him
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clutching his little
cloth surrogate mother.
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I don't think we'll
ever see his like again.
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Can I get you anything?
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Please. Something to take
my mind off my troubles.
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How 'bout
a banana daiquiri?
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Cute. Yeah.
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello, my darling.
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Oh, my, will you
look at that ring?
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My boyfriend gave it to me.
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You'll have to pardon
my giddiness.
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I'm in such
a glorious mood today.
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I don't think
anything could spoil it.
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Bombo is dead.
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Nope, not even that.
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I have been selected to serve
the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
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on jury duty.
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Oh, God.
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They tried
to get me once,
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but I got off 'cause
I got a good excuse.
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I'm the sole support
of 6 kids.
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I suppose they felt that anyone
who hadn't mastered birth control
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isn't smart enough for jury duty.
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You know, I tried to serve,
but they disqualified me.
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I can't understand it
'cause they went for my theory.
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What theory is that?
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The one about bringing
back the guillotine.
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Gee, they turned
you down, huh?
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I guess the old inmates
are running the asylum, huh?
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Well, I'm honored
to have been chosen
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to participate in our system
of jurisprudence.
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I'll be proud to serve
on a jury of my peers,
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or so they'll think.
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You know,
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other than voting, I think jury duty
is the single greatest privilege
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America bestows on her citizenry.
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Couldn't get out of it, huh?
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I tried everything.
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Hey. You know who that is?
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Oh, yeah. It's Eddie LeBec.
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Eddie LeBec right here? All right.
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Wow. Eddie LeBec.
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Who is Eddie LeBec?
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Well, if they're excited
about seeing him,
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he's either a sports figure,
or he holds the world's record
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for stuffing beer nuts up his nose.
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That is Jimmy "The Snorkel" Stevenson.
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He's the new goalie for the Bruins.
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Hey, that old guy's hardly new.
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He's been around the league
for a while.
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Yeah, but since the Bruins
picked him up,
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he's won 5 in a row.
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Oh, the injustice of it.
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A man rises to such popular acclaim
simply by stopping a hockey puck with his face...
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While a courageous little chimp
who advanced man's scientific knowledge
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dies almost anonymously.
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You should've gotten
the monkey a pair of skates.
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You know, I've always had this thing
for goalies and catchers,
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guys who wear masks.
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Some girls like the scorers.
You know, the glamour guys.
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Me, I like the grunts.
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Crouched down, and take everything
that's thrown at them.
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Scarred faces, teeth missing,
noses mashed to a meaty pulp.
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God, they're sexy.
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He's looking pretty thirsty
over there, Carla.
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Well, let me at him.
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Hi, there.
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Could I have a glass
of club soda, no ice,
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two slices of lime,
and a red straw, please?
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Club soda, no ice,
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two slices of lime,
and a red straw, please.
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Sam, uh... club soda...
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Yup.
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I heard. I heard.
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That was masterful, Carla.
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You know what line I think
really won his heart?
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Wow. Eddie LeBec.
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Sure is exciting
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seeing a sports figure in real life.
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What about me, Woody?
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I can't speak for you, Sam.
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I only know I'm excited.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh...
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Eddie, uh... I'm sorry.
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I'm a little tongue-tied.
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I guess it's because
I'm really a big fan of yours.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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You know who I am?
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Are you kidding?
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Eddie LeBec, born in Quebec.
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Drafted out of the juniors in the fifth round
to the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Played for a year with the Leafs,
then traded to the Winnipeg Jets.
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Then to Calgary, then to Boston.
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Two game misconducts,
'78 and '81.
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Currently leads the
league in goals against.
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Unmarried.
Favorite number is 555-7843.
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What's that?
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Where I can be reached at night.
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Well, it's really nice meeting you.
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Carla. Carla Tortelli.
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Can I get you some pretzels?
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Oh, no. I just drink
one club soda, no ice,
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two slices of lime,
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and a red straw
before every game.
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Ah, superstitious, huh?
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Oh, no.
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Just things have been
going so well for me here in Boston
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I don't want to do anything
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- that might change that, you know?
- Oh, right.
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Well, what other little
rituals do you have?
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I don't know.
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Brush my teeth every day.
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No kidding.
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I lace my left skate first,
then my right skate.
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Left then right, yeah.
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And, um, since my winning streak started,
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I wear my underwear inside out.
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You are really a fascinating guy.
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Oh, God. Carla, you know, I got to go.
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- Yeah.
- It was really nice meeting you.
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Yeah. You, too.
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Thank you.
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Say, Carla,
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would you like my tickets
for tonight's game?
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Yeah, well, you can just
pick them up at will-call.
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Oh, thanks.
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It was really nice meeting you.
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You, too, Eddie.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- See ya.
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Guys. Guys! Guys!
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Get this.
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I got Eddie's tickets
to the garden tonight.
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Bruins and Canadiens.
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Seats so choice,
you can smell the sweat.
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Anybody want the other ticket?
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Oh, God. I'd love to go,
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but I can't. I got to work.
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Oh. too bad, Sam.
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Wait a minute.
Don't you have to work, too?
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You don't think
you can keep me here, do you?
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Come on. What happened to,
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"Sam, could I please
have the night off?"
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Sam, may I please
have the night off?
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Yes.
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See how easy it is if you just ask?
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So, who's it going to be?
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- Me!
- Me!
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I only have one.
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- Me!
- Me!
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Cliff, Cliff. Wait a second now, man.
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Our friendship's a little too important
to be ripped apart
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by something as stupid as a hockey ticket.
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Well, I guess
you're right, Normie.
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Sporting events
are only for a few hours.
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Friendship like ours
lasts forever.
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- All right, there you go.
- So, who's gonna take it?
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- Me!
- Me!
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None of you. You get out of here.
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Isn't there anybody else?
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What about Frasier?
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Hey, Frasier, you look like
you could use a pick-me-up.
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A hockey game?
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Yeah.
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No, thank you.
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I've been to
the bullfights in Spain.
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I've been to the altar with Diane.
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I think that's enough
carnage for one life.
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Oh, come on, Frasier. Go.
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Bombo would've wanted you to.
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Perhaps you're right.
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You know, I've always wondered
what makes the average person
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turn into an animal
at a sporting event.
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Perhaps I could
witness the phenomenon
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and write a paper on it.
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Put Dr. Frasier crane
back on the map.
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Carla, thank you. I accept.
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Well, at least I won't
be fondled all night.
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Man, what a game!
Eddie stopped 40 shots!
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I haven't seen a guy
have a night like that
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since Harmon Killebrew hit those
three moonshot homers off of you, Sam.
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Yes, I was certainly lucky to be there
to see that, wasn't I?
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Then at the end of the game,
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when the crowd was giving
Eddie a standing "O,"
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He skated right past me and spit.
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Well, you're very lucky, Carla.
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Most men would've
been embarrassed
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to make such a show of affection
in public.
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You know, I got to believe
you're right.
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Yeah. Carla, where's Frasier?
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I don't know.
the last I saw of him,
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they were hauling him off
in a security van.
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Well, just curious.
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Security van?
What happened?
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I don't know. I was watching the game.
I guess there some kind of scuffle.
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He got caught up in it.
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Good lord.
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Oh, hey, Carla.
Look who came back, huh?
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I'm sure he's not here
just to see me.
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Carla...
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The man spit.
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Hey, great game, Eddie.
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Oh, thanks, Carla.
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Want a beer?
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Yeah, sure.
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Beer, Sam.
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So, um, what are you
doing back here?
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Well, I'm kind of new in Boston.
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I really
don't know anybody.
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That'll be all.
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Well, how about the other guys
on the team?
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I don't know.
Most of the other guys are married,
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or they have girlfriends.
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So, I just thought
I'd come back and see...
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You know,
how you liked your seats.
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Loved them.
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I like your seat, too.
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Carla, you coquette.
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Say, Carla, can you
come around and sit down?
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And maybe we can talk a bit.
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Sure.
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Oh, thanks.
256
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,268
So...
257
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,062
- You're a hockey fan, eh?
- Oh, yeah.
258
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:52,647
Well...
259
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,315
what else should I know about you?
260
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,776
Me? Well, uh...
261
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,404
I'm in my mid-20s...
262
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,782
Never been married...
263
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,119
Got no kids.
264
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,080
You're next in line
to the Throne of England.
265
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,798
Dr. Frasier Crane,
266
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,717
noted psychiatrist...
267
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,469
winner of the Mildred Bergen Fellowship,
268
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,805
author of 27 published articles,
269
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,557
is out on bail.
270
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,145
Frasier, what happened?
271
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,940
Well, you know, I've always prided myself
on being a man of control and maturity,
272
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:40,695
but suddenly I was swept up
into this crowd's excitement.
273
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,573
Damn me to a junior college for saying it,
274
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,033
I was enjoying myself.
275
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,412
I guess the controlled
mayhem of the situation
276
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,080
made me more assertive.
277
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,541
Also, there was this guy
sitting in front of me
278
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,793
who insisted on wearing
his cowboy hat.
279
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,838
Well, I asked this huckleberry
several times to remove it,
280
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,673
and he refused.
281
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,800
And so, then I just took it off his head
and handed it to him.
282
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,260
He handed it back to me
with his fist in it.
283
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,599
Next thing I know, I'm in the holding cell
in North End Station House
284
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,434
with the cast of The Road Warrior.
285
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,230
Did you get
Mel Gibson's autograph?
286
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,488
So you had a little fight
and you stood up for yourself.
287
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,865
Come on, look me in the eye,
face to face here.
288
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,909
Didn't it feel great?
289
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:32,705
Well, I have to admit
there was a moment there
290
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,956
when I had a feeling
of satisfaction
291
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,875
like never before in my life.
292
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:36,876
Sorry, Diane.
293
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,341
So, Carla,
I better get back to my place.
294
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,634
I got to look at some films.
295
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,553
I just, um, I don't know.
296
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,014
I just wanted to stop in and see...
297
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,349
Hey, Eddie. You know,
298
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,393
I really should be honest with you.
299
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,311
I do have kids.
300
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,354
Two.
301
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:57,897
Well, I love kids.
302
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,732
Six.
303
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,903
I'd still like
to see you again, okay?
304
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,321
Anytime.
305
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,826
No. no.
306
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,912
If these guys find out that
you kissed me,
307
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,914
that's all I'd be hearing about
for the next month.
308
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:15,998
- All right.
- Come on.
309
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,298
He kissed me!
310
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,939
That was my lawyer.
311
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,650
He managed to get the authorities
to drop all the charges.
312
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,609
All right.
313
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,319
You got off scot-free, huh?
314
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,487
Not exactly.
315
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:50,408
It seems I have to undergo 7 hours
of psychological counseling.
316
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,788
Man, it is busy back there, Sam.
317
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,792
So, Carla, you seeing
old number 33 again tonight?
318
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,628
No, Cliff. Eddie's got a game tonight.
319
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,880
Yeah. After a couple
of nights with you,
320
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,424
he's looking for something
a little less strenuous to do, huh?
321
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,969
Listen,
you couch potatoes,
322
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,554
don't get the wrong idea.
323
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,222
There's nothing
serious between us.
324
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,640
We're just friends.
325
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,184
Well, you say that, Carla,
326
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,562
but why am I picking up
the subtle fragrance of la belle amour?
327
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,901
You know, I like
Eddie well enough.
328
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,235
What can I say?
329
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,488
It's kind of a kick dating a star.
330
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,157
I mean, I've never been
out before with a guy
331
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,326
who has a driver
come and pick him up
332
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,036
and take him
anywhere he wants to go.
333
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,245
He's got a limousine?
334
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,747
No. he has me.
335
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,791
He pays for everything,
336
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,252
movies, parking, refreshments...
337
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,004
Do you know how much
a tub of popcorn
338
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,589
ls going for these days?
339
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,090
It's 3.70 at the Alto.
340
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,384
Yeah.
341
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,845
That Eddie takes care of me
real good.
342
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,890
But you're not falling for him, right?
343
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,267
Oh, look. Who are we
fooling here, Sam?
344
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:00,811
I mean, you know my luck with men.
345
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,772
You can't swing a dead cat
346
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,566
without hitting some bum
who once dumped on me.
347
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,948
And Eddie LeBec is a star.
348
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:14,534
You know, once he's
been here a while,
349
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,578
he'll know a lot more people,
and it's bye-bye, Carla.
350
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,206
No way some guy
like that ends up with me.
351
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,208
Listen, will you
stop cutting yourself short.
352
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,043
You offer a lot
of things to a guy.
353
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,088
Oh, yeah. Sure. Six kids,
354
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:30,508
mortgage up to my ears,
stack of bills, dead-end job,
355
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,968
and fallen arches.
356
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,303
You know, if I weren't
already engaged...
357
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:37,848
Hi, Sam.
358
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,975
Hello.
359
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,268
Sorry I'm late.
360
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,563
The first day of the trial
went a little longer than I expected.
361
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,856
Well, that's all right.
just grab an apron.
362
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,733
We got the Bruins
playing tonight.
363
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,902
Eddie LeBec fan club
is holding fort,
364
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,363
led by president Carla Tortelli.
365
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,366
Right. Luck of the draw,
I think I have gotten
366
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,286
the most challenging
and interesting case of the year.
367
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,454
Oh, that's great.
Listen, do me a favor, will you?
368
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,873
Go upstairs and get me
some change, please.
369
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,502
Fine. Of course I can't discuss
the details of the trial,
370
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,005
but, oh, only if I could.
371
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,882
Quarters, mostly quarters.
372
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,384
I can tell you that
373
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,387
I've been chosen
foreman of the jury.
374
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:20,182
That's great. Yeah, listen,
you do good with this change thing,
375
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,767
and I'll make you
captain of the bar.
376
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,897
Well...
377
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,691
it's just as well that I'm leaving.
378
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:33,321
I wouldn't want to slip
and divulge too much information.
379
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,823
Particularly in this case.
380
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,326
Attempted murder.
381
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,331
This is the last place
I'd talk about it.
382
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,375
Once I let something out,
383
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,503
you'd all be prodding me
endlessly for details.
384
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,505
Sammy, Diane
coming in today?
385
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,548
Yeah.
386
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,512
- Hey, folks. Hey, Sam.
- Hey!
387
00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,722
Hey, Carla!
388
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,434
Woody, get that man
a club soda, no ice,
389
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,227
two slices of lime,
and a red straw.
390
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,271
Is that really what you want?
391
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,439
Yes, sir.
392
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,982
How did you know that,
Sam?
393
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,277
He ordered it yesterday.
394
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,279
Oh. Well, then, I'd better hurry.
395
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,789
You know, I used to have
this little ritual
396
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,791
when I was pitching
for the Red Sox.
397
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,960
Before every game,
I'd go out to our third base coach
398
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,253
Ernie Pantuso.
399
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,547
He'd rub my tummy,
400
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,007
and I'd rub his head.
401
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,634
Next thing we knew,
402
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,053
the whole stadium was
looking at two grown men
403
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,013
standing in the middle of the field
rubbing each other.
404
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,142
After that, we did it
in the locker room.
405
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,771
Pretty soon after that,
we just stopped altogether.
406
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,652
Anyway, all I know is
I've never played better than this in my life.
407
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,406
The puck's looking
as big as a frisbee.
408
00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,990
My reactions
are quicker than ever.
409
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,826
I've never been happier.
410
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:05,871
I'm not gonna do anything
to break my routine,
411
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,915
except to add one thing.
412
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,802
I'm dedicating
tonight's game to you.
413
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:22,680
Night, Eddie.
414
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:23,681
Good night.
415
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,057
Hey, Eddie,
416
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,935
your wallet fell
out of your coat.
417
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,441
Stop kidding around.
418
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,942
Okay. I'll see you.
419
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:38,279
He's always kidding around.
420
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,870
Boston Bruins on the attack.
They bring it onto center ice.
421
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,456
The puck is tipped away.
422
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,458
The Bruins
get it back again.
423
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:56,046
Of course, I can't really talk about
the trial.
424
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,509
No, no. I had
the vodka gimlet.
425
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:01,886
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
426
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,637
I could, I suppose,
427
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,098
give you a hypothetical case.
428
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,767
Just to give you an idea.
429
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,060
Not that it would be the same,
but similar.
430
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,938
Now, we have a defendant
431
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,859
who's accused of attempted murder
of his wife.
432
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,278
We'll call him "scum."
433
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,116
And a wife.
Let's call her "victim."
434
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,496
I really shouldn't
be telling you this.
435
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,748
It's just that I can't help it.
436
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,708
I'm compelled to share it with someone.
437
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,879
But no, I'm not going
to say another word.
438
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,881
I'm going to zip my mouth.
439
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,674
Can I get you anything else?
440
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,843
No, zipping your mouth
will be fine.
441
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:46,889
- Go!
- Go!
442
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,891
How much time we got left?
443
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:49,725
Minute and a half.
444
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,352
Come on, Eddie!
445
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:52,645
Is this guy the greatest?
446
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,188
I mean, three periods
and overtime,
447
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,607
and the flyers have only put
one in against him.
448
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,067
Man, can he ever hold them.
449
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,903
You think he can hold them?
I've had 4 beers this period alone.
450
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,655
I have not left this bar stool.
451
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,034
- Give me an "A'!
- "A"!
452
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,410
- Give me a 'B"!
- "B"!
453
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,870
- Give me a "C"!
- "C"!
454
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,413
- Give me a "D"!
- "D"!
455
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,249
Wait a minute, Woody.
What are you doing?
456
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,875
The alphabet.
We're warming up here.
457
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,918
Give me an...
458
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:25,177
What exactly is the definition
of attempted murder?
459
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,806
Does the accused
actually have to go through
460
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,432
with the crime and fail,
461
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:35,896
or is it our duty to look
into his craven heart
462
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,398
and determine his intent?
463
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:39,900
I mean, how often does someone
464
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,570
just happen to lose control
of a power saw?
465
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,992
Come on, Eddie! I'm here!
I'm with you!
466
00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:49,743
Carla, he picked a heck of a game
to dedicate to you, huh?
467
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,036
You're telling me.
468
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,371
Sammy,
would you look at me!
469
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,248
I'm on top of the world!
470
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:56,166
I'm Eddie LeBec's chick!
471
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:58,335
I mean, I am dating
the hottest goalie in the league,
472
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:00,129
and everybody knows me.
473
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:03,173
For once in my life, I really feel
like I'm somebody.
474
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,928
No! The flyers stole it!
475
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,513
Stop! Don't worry, boys.
476
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,640
It's time for the old
Tortelli lucky charm.
477
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,559
Eddie, for you.
478
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:17,021
Battle for the puck along the boards.
Time running out.
479
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,106
Doesn't look like they'll get a shot off.
Five seconds, Four seconds.
480
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,900
Croft plays it off the boards.
481
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,359
He shoots, he scores!
482
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,778
The winning goal for Philadelphia.
483
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,322
The game is over on a shot
484
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,449
LeBec should have blocked
in his sleep!
485
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,410
Great.
486
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:32,953
Eddie blew it.
487
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:36,123
Just my luck.
488
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,502
You know, if it was me
in that fairy tale,
489
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,046
and I kissed the frog,
490
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,298
he'd end up
turning into a lizard.
491
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,509
One who couldn't
go to his left.
492
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,886
Come on, come on. Hey.
493
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,346
Lighten up on him.
494
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,430
He just had an off night, that's all.
495
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,266
I mean, that guy is gonna take us
all the way to The Stanley Cup.
496
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,018
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
497
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,062
You're right. What am I saying?
498
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:00,064
He'll bounce back tomorrow.
499
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,065
He'll be fine.
500
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,858
You betcha, Carla.
501
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:07,154
Inside of a week, that mu yak will be
ice fishing in Nova Scotia.