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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Boy, look at her.
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What a glow she has.
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Strange as it sounds,
there are actually times
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when I resent being a man.
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Oh, that's all right, Fras,
sometimes we resent you being one.
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I was referring to Carla's condition.
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See, she's able to do something
we men never shall.
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Experience the miracle
of creating a new life.
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I have to admit, I've often wondered
what it would be like
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to have another human being
moving around inside you.
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- It must be spooky, but real neato.
- Yeah.
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There's probably nothing
so awesome in the entire universe.
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Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid
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that we've been relegated
to the position of observer.
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Passive, sitting on the sidelines,
doomed by nature to a life of envy.
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God, it feels like there's a dump truck
parked on my bladder.
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But then again,
nature is wise in her way.
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What makes me think
this belongs to you?
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My jasmine-scented
Oriental massage oil.
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God, I thought I'd lost this.
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I found it wedged underneath
the couch cushions in my office.
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I don't think I wanna know
how it got there.
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I'm kind of curious.
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Tell you what, why don't you
put that back where you found it
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and that way we'll know where it is
when we need it.
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When hell freezes over.
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Well, that's perfect, because this stuff
heats up when you rub it in.
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You know, what's wrong with her?
You know?
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Maybe one of the chains
in her underwear is twisted.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Hey!
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What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
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Let's talk about
what's going in Mr. Peterson.
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- Beer, Woody.
- How's the job hunting going?
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Oh, lots better, Sam.
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Today I actually got turned down
for an executive position.
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It's a good way to lose that.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Peterson.
You've been cut off.
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Okay, where's the camera?
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This is no joke. According to my books,
you are way over your credit limit.
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What's the big deal?
What's he over, 10, 20 bucks?
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Eight hundred thirty-seven.
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Then in other words, under $900.
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You can't cut off
one of our regulars.
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The poor guy's unemployed.
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Look, Miss Howe,
Norm here is in a very delicate spot.
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His self-confidence
has been shattered.
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What he needs from us now
is help and support.
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Isn't there some other way
to resolve this?
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Well, you could pay his bar bill.
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Norm, the woman will not listen
to reason.
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Maybe he could work it off, huh?
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No, I'm serious.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
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Maybe there's some accounting
he could do for the bar.
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Our corporation's books are handled
by Franklin, Sussman and Goorwitz.
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They're very good, Sam.
They canned me a couple years ago.
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Please.
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- Are you good at anything?
- Yeah, but you cut him off.
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No, no, come on.
Don't you have any other skills?
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- I can barbecue.
- Oh, hey, yeah.
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All right, I did
a little house painting in college,
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you know, to make ends meet.
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No, no, I think they're talking about
a job where you get paid with money,
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not with little grain pellets
dropped out of a chute.
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- You got something against painters?
- No, no, no.
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I'm in favor of hiring the blithering.
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You need any painting done
around here?
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I guess you could repaint the office.
Are you willing?
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It's been an awfully long time.
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Oh, yeah. It's gonna take at least,
what, seven, eight seconds
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to relearn that skill.
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You know, Cliff, I'm beginning
to pick up a little thread here.
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Would you mind explaining this little
obsession you have about painters?
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Well, all right.
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It's manual labor.
I mean, it's beneath you, Norm.
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You take a job like this, we're gonna be
in an entirely different social strata.
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We'll have nothing to talk about,
all right?
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Semigloss or enamel?
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Hey, Woody, would you close up
for me tonight? I gotta get home.
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No problem, Carla.
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By the way, I really am envious of you
having a nice big family to go home to.
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Oh, yeah, it's great all right.
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I got 11 people living under a roof
that was meant for only six.
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Gino's dog just had puppies
on my side of the bed.
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My daughter-in-law
is driving me nuts
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and somehow my mother-in-law
got a hold of our address.
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Puppies. You lucky duck.
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We only sing about it
Every 20 years
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- See how...
- You seem to be enjoying yourself.
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Oh, sorry.
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No, that's all right.
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You got a phone call here.
"Eva Ake"?
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I could swear it was a man.
Oh, there's paint here. Evan Drake.
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- That's my boss.
- Yeah.
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What did he say?
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He said he wants you to tear up
my bar bill.
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I didn't think I'd get away with that. But,
no, he said he's on his way over here.
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Sometime like, well, Nowish.
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Now?
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God.
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Shall I comb my hair too
or will I be leaving?
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This is just a business meeting.
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Rebecca Howe.
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Oh, hello, Mr. Drake.
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I thought you were-- Norm.
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No, no, no, I know you're not Norm.
You're Evan.
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What I meant to say was--
Get out of here.
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No, no, no, not you.
You stay right where you are.
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No, I-- Get out!
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Wait, oh, hello?
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Well, that was fast, Mr. P.
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Yeah, she got a phone call
from Mr. Drake.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson, I really feel bad
about you being cut off.
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Yeah.
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You know, I remember
the good old days
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when you used to come in here
and say something funny.
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I'd pour you a beer.
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You'd drink it. I'd pour you
another, you'd drink that too.
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember, Woody.
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Look at that, hardly even touched.
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I'll tell you,
I don't normally drink beer,
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but I just cleaned the taps
and I wanted to make sure
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that everything was all right,
so I had one.
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It was like a mountain stream,
only colder and fresher.
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You know, sometimes there's nothing
like a nice cold beer
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to really hit the spot.
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Yeah, I think I read that somewhere,
Woody.
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You know, I really like this color.
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I think it's gonna really spruce up
the office quite a bit.
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Then again, it's just an opinion.
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Is there something wrong?
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Hey, well, yes, I understand.
Of course.
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Here, here, have a seat.
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- Oh, God.
- Here.
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Some authority figure.
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I'm sorry. It's probably just job stress.
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You shouldn't be having job stress.
You're doing a great job.
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Oh, tell that to Mr. Drake.
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He said I should consider
the last fiscal report
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a personal embarrassment.
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Norm, I need your help.
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You just started. You're gonna do fine.
Things are gonna turn around.
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- I swear it.
- No, you idiot.
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My hair's stuck to the wall.
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- Oh, great.
- No, it's really-- It's not that bad.
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I paid big bucks to have Vera's hair
frosted. Didn't turn out half as good.
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Well, maybe I better take off.
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When people are upset,
they like to be alone.
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Nonsense. I'm fine.
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I'm talking about me.
I'm feeling a little queasy.
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No, please stay.
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I mean, this office is
a real inconvenience like this.
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Would you like to talk about
what just happened?
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No.
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You really do seem
to be enjoying this job.
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Yeah, you know, I actually do.
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You know, I think painting is just
so vastly different from accounting.
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This is real, you know.
This I have some control over.
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I mean, when I look back, I finish a job,
I can say, "You know, I did that."
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The door must have moved.
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You know, I think that this color
is the exact same color
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- as Mary Lou Seebold's car coat.
- Who?
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This girl I had an insane crush on
in the third grade.
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Except she had no idea
that I was alive.
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I used to leave little notes for her.
"I love you."
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And one day I finally got up the nerve
to sign one. "NP."
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The next week she was going steady
with my best friend, Nicky Petropoulos.
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- What'd you do?
- The only thing I could do, really.
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I went over to Nicky
and I calmly explained the situation.
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Then I sat on him.
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Oh, God.
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I think that's the first time
I really laughed since I took over here.
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Oh, it is, trust me.
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Why'd you tell me that story?
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Well, I don't know.
It's kind of late. We're alone.
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I'm a man. You're a woman.
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Maybe it's the paint talking.
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- Norm?
- Yeah.
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Do you find me cold?
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You? Cold?
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I wouldn't say cold.
Coolish. All right?
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In the brisk area, but...
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- Why? Who says you're cold?
- Everyone.
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- I don't think you're cold.
- Really?
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Yeah. I always meant to tell you that
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but I didn't feel
as though I could approach you.
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Thank you, Norm.
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Thank you.
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Well, I better get out of here.
Would you mind locking up for me?
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No, no, I don't mind at all.
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Listen, would you please not mention
that I like painting to the guys?
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Cliff already thinks I'm a weenie.
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Well, from what I've seen,
he's an authority.
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And, really, thanks for letting me paint
an office that clearly didn't need it.
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No problem.
You're a nice man, Norm.
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You're kind of nice yourself.
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- I guess we like each other.
- Guess so.
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Great.
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- This'll just be our little secret.
- All right.
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I'm a little worried
about the direction this bar is taking.
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- How so?
- Well, it just doesn't seem right
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when the stakes for a game of pool
is a round of wine spritzers.
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Not even the poolroom is safe from
the encroaching hordes of yuppiedom.
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How long will it be until we're all
suffocated beneath an avalanche
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of alligator shirts, German cars,
and racquetball-club memberships?
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Oh, by the way, Sam,
may I have another Perrier with lime?
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- Can I have a cup of coffee, Sam?
- Make it a beer. On the house.
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I say we check the office for pods
from outer space.
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Yeah, I wonder
what that's all about, huh?
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Look, did it ever occur to any of you
that she just might be a nice woman?
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Oh, yeah, right. And so am I.
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So how come you guys
are so chummy?
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Sorry, Sam, can't talk about it.
Kind of private.
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Give me a break. Guys are supposed
to talk about girls behind their backs.
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Didn't I tell you everything
about me and Diane?
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Well, now's your chance
to thank me.
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I'm not really at liberty
to go into details.
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Suffice it to say,
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Miss Howe had a little personal crisis
last night, okay?
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A few tears were shed.
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Real tears?
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You sure she didn't just
pull a hair out of her nose?
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No, Carla, she got a little sad and
I happened to be there to comfort her.
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I think it really just takes
a little warmth and compassion
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and she warms right up to you.
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Compassion, huh?
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Mr. Malone, do you realize
we're running low on seltzer?
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I'm so sorry.
How can these things happen?
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- Is there anything I can do?
- Yes. Let me know next time.
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Well, of course I will.
I just hope that's enough.
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- Are you feeling all right?
- Yes, thank you very much.
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That's very sweet of you to ask.
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Norm, I gave you my address,
didn't I?
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- Yep. See you tomorrow.
- See you.
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- What was that all about?
- A bit of painting at her apartment.
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Listen, you know, I can really
sympathize with your situation.
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If painting, the fumes and everything,
bothers you,
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you can always spend the night
at my place.
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I don't think so.
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Well, that's it. I say she's a guy.
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Good night, Sammy.
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Say, Norm, wait a second here.
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You know-- You know, I like to paint.
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Why don't I help you, man?
You know, come on.
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No, I know you. You just wanna
log a little sack time with her.
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Come on, no, the truth is, I just--
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I gotta find out if it's
a real human being in there, man.
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I can't keep working for a cold fish.
Please, come on.
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All right, but no funny stuff.
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No, I swear to God. I won't touch her.
I won't touch her.
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I make no guarantees about you.
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You've been driving me crazy
in this white outfit.
253
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Yeah? You should see me
in my caftan.
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- Oh, hi, Norm, come on in.
- Thank you.
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- I was just--
- Hi.
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Oh, God, now it knows where I live.
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Sorry. I needed a helper,
and when I checked around,
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most of the fellows
expected to be paid.
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And you're doing this for nothing?
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Well, it's an act of compassion.
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I'm doing this out of the goodness
of my heart.
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- Norm?
- Yeah?
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I'd like all the wood here
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and the moldings
done in high gloss.
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- Great.
- If you have any questions,
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- if you need anything, I'll be in the back.
- Okay.
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So that's where
the old bedroom is, huh?
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- Sammy,
- What? I'm not doing anything.
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- You promised.
- No, no, I'm fine.
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All right, I wanna start
with sanding for you, okay?
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All right, try this.
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Oh, it's right here. Yeah.
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I'll do a little taping.
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Hey, come on. Hey, Sam.
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Come on, Sam.
You have to do it with the grain, okay?
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Sand with the grain.
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My arm hurts when I do it like that.
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Very sorry, Sam. That's the way
it has to be done. All right?
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I don't think I like sanding.
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Try and tape one pane at a time,
all right?
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I don't think I like taping either.
282
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,636
Norm? It's Carla on the phone.
283
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,555
Your wife needs you at home
right away.
284
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,640
Something about two feet of water
in the basement.
285
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Oh, boy, that's serious.
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That's like a foot more than usual.
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Sorry. It's just a little delay.
I'll be right back.
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- No problem.
- Sammy, can I trust you here alone?
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Yeah, swear to God,
I won't touch her.
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Tragic. Absolutely tragic.
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I beg your pardon?
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I just couldn't help thinking
about Norm's basement.
293
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Yes?
294
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,341
Well, it's not just, you know,
all that water filling up.
295
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,971
You know, it's just photo albums,
those old letters.
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Cherished mementos,
you know, ruined for...
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00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,811
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, boy.
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Oh, this is embarrassing.
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I'm sorry, I just...
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I can't help feeling this way
ever since my dog Lucky died.
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Something's going on here.
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I'm not exactly sure what it is.
303
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Could it be that
you're jerking me around?
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Okay.
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00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,672
I'm sorry.
306
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,384
It's just there's a rumor going
around the bar
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that you got this soft side and I just
thought I'd like to see it for myself.
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Maybe get to know you better.
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00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,684
I guess I ought to just...
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00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,603
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I wanna get this straight.
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You came over here on your day off
to paint my living room
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in hopes of getting
to know me better?
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Pretty silly, huh?
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What'd you wanna know?
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00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,538
Well?
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00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,792
I'm thinking. I didn't think
I was gonna get this far.
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Well, all right, all right.
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- Where were you born?
- San Diego.
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San Diego.
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- California, huh?
- No, Kansas.
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00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,854
My father's a captain in the Navy.
My mother's an interior designer.
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00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,773
My brother's a surgeon.
My other brother's an attorney.
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My sister was Miss San Diego.
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00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,154
The only really happy moment
of my life
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is when I ran away to San Francisco
and hung out with Grace Slick.
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00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,369
Do you wanna know the lyrics
to "White Rabbit" or can I quit now?
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00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,499
Boy, it sounds like some of the kids in
your family are pretty successful, huh?
328
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:54,211
Yeah, well, if you measure success
in terms of wealth, happiness
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00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:57,757
and my father's undying devotion,
maybe.
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00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,343
Yeah, boy, I know.
I got a brother like that.
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00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,055
International lawyer.
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Handsome, smart, funny.
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00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,352
And the guy plays the piano,
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00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,481
he speaks four languages,
flies his own jet.
335
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,528
Seems like my whole life I've been
trying to get out from under his shadow.
336
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,363
I know just what you mean.
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00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,950
Does he ever come in the bar?
338
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,334
No, but I'll call him
if you'll call Miss San Diego.
339
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,837
No, they'd probably
end up leaving together.
340
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:45,429
Well, this is kind of a warm
and friendly moment, isn't it?
341
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:52,394
I must admit, it's a better moment
than I ever thought I'd have with you.
342
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,396
I'm glad this happened.
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00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,398
Yeah, me too.
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00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,442
Will you excuse me a moment?
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00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,277
What are you gonna do?
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00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,821
I think I better change.
347
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,203
Honesty. Who would have thought?
348
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:18,337
Say, can I--? Great, great, great.
Can I put on some music here?
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00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,047
Sure. Be my guest.
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00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,173
I'm gonna be at the gym
for a couple hours.
351
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,843
But you just go right on--
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00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,596
You jerk.
353
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,472
What?
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00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,766
This whole thing about coming
over here and painting
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00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,060
is just another stupid attempt
to get me into bed.
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00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:21,150
I am shocked and deeply insulted.
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00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,904
God. I told you all that personal stuff
about my brothers and my sister
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00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,780
and me being the fattest girl
in school.
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00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,576
- Wait a minute. You didn't tell me that.
- Well, I wasn't. Get out.
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00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,329
Slow down here. Just li-- I admit it.
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00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,456
I'm attracted to you.
Now, what's the big deal?
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00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,207
Is that a crime or something?
363
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:40,753
You always this defensive
about people who find you sexy?
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00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,671
No, just you.
365
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,965
Is that right?
366
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,884
I'll tell you something, lady.
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00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,428
There was a time when I was
considering making love to you,
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00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,971
but now it's out of the question.
369
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,974
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't
make love to you if you asked me,
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00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,768
if you begged me to make love,
I wouldn't.
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00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,062
Go ahead, just ask me.
Just try. See what happens.
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00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,773
- Will you make love to me?
- Well, okay, but just once.