1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,421 Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,425 What are you doing here so late, Doctor Crane? 3 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:12,429 Oh, I had to make a midnight run. Lilith's having another one of her pregnancy cravings. 4 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:16,225 - Not again. What was it this time? - Oh, just butter and flour. 5 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,770 - She wants to bake something? - No. That's what she was eating when I left. 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:25,651 Balls of butter and fistfuls of flour. I had to get out of there. 7 00:00:26,777 --> 00:00:29,196 Pregnancy really makes women screwy, doesn't it? 8 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,989 It's amazing how their little hormones 9 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,283 take over their entire body for that period of time. 10 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:36,078 Tell me about it. the other morning at 4:00, 11 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:39,831 I had to run clear across town to this particular pizzeria to get Lilith a deep-dish pizza, 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,083 four cheeses, 13 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,627 with sun-dried tomatoes, prosciutto, and anchovies. 14 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:46,129 Oh, my... How far you have to go? 15 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:47,965 Out by the airport. 16 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:51,051 - An hour's drive just for a craving? - It's insane, isn't it? 17 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,220 - You're lucky they were open. - Oh, they're open all night. 18 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,930 All night? 19 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,224 Ooh, I could use an anchovy pizza. 20 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,018 It's a hell of a pie. 21 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,778 My life is fabulous! 22 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,530 Keep it to yourself. 23 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,282 Oh, did I say something? 24 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,326 I must've been thinking out loud. 25 00:01:57,492 --> 00:02:00,245 Thinking out loud about my fabulous life! 26 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,207 Does anybody know what... time it is? 27 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:09,838 Why ever do you ask? 28 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:16,261 Well, just because my rich new sweetheart, Robin Colcord, 29 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:20,098 sent me this beautiful, very expensive gold watch from Zurich, 30 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,351 and I can't tell what time it is. 31 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:25,812 Can you read this? 32 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,733 Yeah, it says, "this could feed my family for a year." 33 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:33,445 Carla, don't be childish. 34 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:36,114 If anybody needs me, I'll be skipping around in my office. 35 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,200 Say, uh, when's your rich boyfriend coming back? 36 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:41,828 In about a week. Oh, good. That'll give you time to make up excuses 37 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,414 not to go to bed with him. 38 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,459 I want to go to bed with him. I'm just waiting for the right time. 39 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,419 Maybe that's why he gave you the watch. 40 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:58,679 Don't worry, Rebecca. There's nothing wrong with making a guy wait. 41 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,056 It piques their interest. I once made a guy wait 42 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,975 until we were both undressed. 43 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,103 And how do you know that 44 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,313 I haven't been to bed with Robin? Did Sam tell you that? 45 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:09,981 No. 46 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:14,194 - I'm a woman. A woman knows. - You know, I must say I'm with Carla on this one. 47 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,156 There's nothing wrong with two people getting to know each other 48 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:20,033 before they have a physical relationship. 49 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,660 And how did you know? 50 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,830 Well, I'm a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist knows. 51 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,749 What are you waiting for, Becky? 52 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,168 Hit the sheets already, kid. 53 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,129 Sam. 54 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,630 Pool players know. 55 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,636 I cannot believe you told everyone. 56 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,681 Not having sex is a very private thing between a man and a woman. 57 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,433 You don't see me going around 58 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,436 saying that Norm and Vera didn't have sex last night. 59 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:48,854 Okay, bad example. 60 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,192 The point is I don't want you talking about me. 61 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:56,820 There's to be no more gossip about my private life. 62 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,780 Sorry I'm late from lunch. 63 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:01,158 I made the mistake of mentioning to my waitress that my boss 64 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,951 was dating Robin Colcord. 65 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,287 She wanted to know if it was true they haven't slept together. 66 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,295 You know, it is amazing what happens when you mention that guy's name. 67 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,964 I mean, I had all these people swarming around my table 68 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,258 asking me all kinds of questions. 69 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,468 Do I know him very well? 70 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,344 Do I see him often? 71 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,680 Do I want soup or salad? 72 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,850 Yeah, it's tough being a celebrity. 73 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,978 I used to get that all the time when I was playing for the Sox. 74 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,271 It's a real pain. 75 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,773 Yeah, you're lucky, Sam. 76 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,942 Everyone forgot about you a long time ago. 77 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,196 Last time I saw your name in print 78 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,907 was two years ago in a crossword puzzle. 79 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:45,160 "Name a former Red Sox player in 15 letters." 80 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,162 And even then, I had a lot of spaces left over. 81 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:53,126 I still wouldn't trade places with poor old Robin. 82 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,294 Poor old Robin 83 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,048 happens to be one of the richest, most powerful men in the world. 84 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,383 Not to mention being generally gorgeous. 85 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,886 Yeah, but he hasn't gotten anywhere with Rebecca, has he? 86 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,347 You didn't get anywhere with that babe, either. 87 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,516 I'm not one of the richest, most powerful men in the world. 88 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,351 I'm just a lowly bartender. 89 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:11,186 What's his excuse? 90 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:12,979 Good point, Sammy. 91 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,106 I know why she's not going to bed with that guy. 92 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,442 There's this little voice in the back of her head that keeps saying, 93 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,653 "Wouldn't you really rather drive a Sammy?" 94 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,866 Poor chump doesn't stand a chance. 95 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,452 Yeah, but still Sammy, it would be nice to have Colcord's money, wouldn't it? 96 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,247 So he's got bucks. I mean, what's he doing? All he does is hustle. 97 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:35,043 Me? I enjoy my life. I live it my way on my own terms. 98 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,879 And well, you should be Sam, you know? 99 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:41,216 You may not be wealthy and powerful, but those who really know you, respect you. 100 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,884 That's true. 101 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,386 - Thank you very much. - How could we not? 102 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,929 You know, you've been through adversities 103 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,722 that would've crushed other lesser men. 104 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,059 - Well, I don't know. - No, no, really. When I think of the sorry state 105 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,310 Your life's in now... 106 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,566 What do you--uh... 107 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:01,027 Yeah, maybe I'm not as young as I used to be, 108 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,071 maybe I did blow all my life savings 109 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,907 and maybe this job doesn't pay that much 110 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:10,537 and maybe I don't have a family or any future to look forward to, 111 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,956 but at least... 112 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,001 What, Sam? 113 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:18,503 At least I'm happy. 114 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,426 And that's why we admire you. You know, I think I speak for everyone in the bar here 115 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:28,597 when I say that if it had been any of us, we would've blown our brains out years ago. 116 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,311 That's very sweet of you guys. 117 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,440 I think the secret's not to sweat the small stuff. 118 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,817 It takes a hell of a lot more than that to get under my skin. 119 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,111 Sam, remember to fill up all the pretzel bowls. 120 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,238 That does it! I hate this life! 121 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:49,409 I don't mind that other stuff, but I can't stand the damn pretzels. 122 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,454 Well, things are going to change around here, you know. 123 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,830 I'm going to change. 124 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,874 I'm going to be somebody. 125 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,000 Who can I be? 126 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:02,839 Sam, if you feel a need for a new direction in life, 127 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,258 perhaps a career change would be in order. 128 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,801 Well, for example... 129 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:07,802 Getting one. 130 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,891 Yeah... yeah that's not bad. 131 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,894 Except, all I've ever enjoyed doing is 132 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,229 playing baseball and running this bar. 133 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:22,317 I'm too old to play baseball, and I don't own this bar anymore. So that's that. 134 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,695 - Why don't you start another bar? - Where am I going to get the money? 135 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,781 Well, I have some money I'd like to invest. 136 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,407 I can't take your money, Frasier. 137 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,493 Thank goodness. I suddenly had an image 138 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,495 of Lilith coming after me with a cleaver. 139 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,125 Sammy, why don't you just get a loan? 140 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,503 I could do that, but another bar's 141 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,004 not going to be the same as Cheers. 142 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,507 Cheers wasn't Cheers before you bought it, Sammy. 143 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,134 It was just another boring, run-of-the-mill beer hall. 144 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,303 - How do you know? - I was here every night. 145 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,640 You made Cheers what it is, pal. 146 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,934 That's true, Sam. 147 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,769 - I did, didn't I? - You damn right. 148 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,230 Yeah, I'm still Sammy. I could do that again. 149 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,899 All right. You know, maybe this is what I've been needing. 150 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:06,111 You know, a whole new chance to start over again. 151 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,571 This kind of feels good. 152 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,032 It's amazing how when you get a focus on your life, 153 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,535 everything just falls into place. 154 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,580 I kind of feel like I'm... a guy with a dream. 155 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,125 And nothing can stop a guy with a dream. 156 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,544 Sam, make sure and put out plenty of pork rinds. 157 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,765 So how much longer are you going to be in Switzerland anyway? 158 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:40,270 Couldn't you just jet in for the weekend? 159 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,023 I know, I know. World peace. 160 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,694 Okay. Bye-bye. 161 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,449 Oh, I miss him so much. 162 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,160 Carla, Eddie's gone all the time. 163 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,619 How do you handle it? 164 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,789 Well, when my Eddie's away with the ice show, 165 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,833 I just picture him having a great time. 166 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,668 - Yeah? - You bet. 167 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,920 Carousing, drinking with the boys, 168 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,381 carrying on with some floozy. 169 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:11,009 And I call him up in the middle of the night and I curse at him 170 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,094 until he begs me to forgive him, 171 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,805 even though he probably didn't do anything wrong to begin with. 172 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,182 And that helps? 173 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,143 I didn't say it helped. It's just what I do. 174 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:24,856 Boys, boys. 175 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,108 Since it's closing time anyway, 176 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,278 what do you say, we go do a little after-hours 177 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,073 at the future sight of Sam's place. 178 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,365 You really found a place? 179 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,619 Was there ever any doubt? Of course I did. 180 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,746 It needs a little work, but, you know, a little elbow grease. 181 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,123 I think it could be as great as Cheers. You want to go? 182 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,750 I'm kind of bushed, Sammy. 183 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,418 It's either that or go home, you know. 184 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,795 All right, I'll drive. 185 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,255 You said I'd be designated driver now. 186 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,966 No. I said you would be designated driveler. 187 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,679 Where's everybody going? 188 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:01,392 Oh... boy... This is a moment I've been dreading here. 189 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,770 I'm just going to come out and say this. 190 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:07,107 Rebecca, I'm giving two weeks' notice. 191 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,943 I'm leaving Cheers to open up my own place. 192 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,946 Please don't say anything. Just... 193 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,489 Read that note. 194 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,207 "Dear Rebecca, it's so hard to say goodbye. 195 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,292 We've been through a lot of ups and downs, 196 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:30,213 but I've always considered you more than a boss. 197 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,507 You're really a special friend. 198 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,342 Love, Sam." 199 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,220 "P.S. Be at my apartment in two hours 200 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,596 naked and ready." 201 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,607 Come on, everybody. Come on in here. Watch your step. 202 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,984 Here we go. 203 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,277 Ladies and gentlemen, 204 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,195 let there be light. 205 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,869 Let there be dark. 206 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,090 Come on, what do you think? 207 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,217 Don't you think this place could be as fun as Cheers? 208 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,136 Sam, I don't think this place could be 209 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,805 as fun as World War ll. 210 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,559 Listen, I know I can't afford just to buy a place 211 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,562 you can move right into, but look at the potential here. 212 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,230 Come on, use your imagination. 213 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,108 - I'm using mine, Sam. - Attaboy, Woody. 214 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,235 I'm imagining what's making that little scuttling sound, 215 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,154 and it's scaring me. 216 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,740 Come on. Wait, guys. 217 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,283 Sammy's right. 218 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,203 No place could look good boarded up like this. 219 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,872 But what if we were to pull off some of these-- 220 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,373 Aah! 221 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,250 What is it, Norm? 222 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,587 Nothing, I just want to wash my hand for about 20 minutes. 223 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,422 Big deal! 224 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,966 What has everybody got against maggots? 225 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,302 Sam, I got the slogan for your bar. 226 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,763 "Sam's place. It's alive with larvae." 227 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,600 I don't suppose you bothered to check what was behind the larvae. 228 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,185 Go ahead. 229 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,395 Oh, wow. 230 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,689 - It's a leaded glass window. - Yeah. 231 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,399 A big ol' nice one, too. 232 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,568 Yeah. They don't make them like that anymore. 233 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,445 And if you look under this ratty, old linoleum 234 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,906 you'll find the original oak floor. 235 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,699 Come over here, you guys. Look at this. 236 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,159 Huh? 237 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,246 Wow, marble. That's a beauty, Sam. 238 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,207 Yeah, you bet, and all the original brass fixtures 239 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,292 are around the back there. 240 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,919 I tell you, as soon as this loan comes through, 241 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,879 I'm going to own one classy bar. 242 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,132 I get first pick of the bars tools. 243 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:39,217 This one right here. 244 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,262 That's the one you want? 245 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,221 You bet. 246 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,398 Yeah, I'll take... I'll take this one. 247 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,567 Yeah. 248 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,820 Unless you want to sit next to me. 249 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,782 You could move down. 250 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,286 But then I won't get my first pick. 251 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,829 I won't tell anyone. 252 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,747 You're a real pal, Normy. 253 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,669 Look at you guys, you're getting the hang of this. 254 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,588 Can't you just imagine me and Woody behind the bar, 255 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:21,718 Carla waiting tables, you two sitting at your places. 256 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,469 It's going to be just as good as Cheers. 257 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,847 It's going to be better than Cheers. 258 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:29,142 You're going to drive up to the front door and someone's going to take your car. 259 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,852 No, we can't afford valet. 260 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,522 I know, but there's a couple of neighborhood kids out there doing it for free. 261 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,441 My car. 262 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,901 My car! My car! My car! 263 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,862 Wait! Wait a minute! 264 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,746 Everybody, sit up straight. Robin's back from Europe. 265 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,878 All right, he just called from his car phone 266 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,504 to ask if he could pop by for a minute. 267 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,215 Pop-- isn't Robin adorable? 268 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,343 Well, he does have haunting eyes. 269 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,722 Well, he does, doesn't he? 270 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,852 I think the important thing is that Mr. Colcord is going to find an entirely new woman 271 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,520 from the one he saw 2 weeks ago. 272 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,230 A hungry woman. 273 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,899 A confident woman. 274 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:22,528 A woman who's willing to give to her man with total abandon. 275 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,738 I think I see him coming. 276 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,823 I'm not ready yet. 277 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,869 Geez. Women. 278 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,830 You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts. 279 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,090 Is Miss Howe in? 280 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,591 Yeah, she's in her office. 281 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,718 Mr. Colcord, excuse me. 282 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,471 - You just got back from Switzerland, right? - Yes. 283 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,641 Now, do you go over there and talk with those Swiss people very often? 284 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,518 Every few months. 285 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,770 Listen, you think if I gave you some money, 286 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,523 You could maybe pick up one of those army knives for me? 287 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,612 There may be, um, customs restrictions. 288 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,658 - Forget it. I'll just go to the drugstore. - Yeah. 289 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,166 You got to go figure a rich guy like that. 290 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,295 Why is he putting up with Rebecca if she's not putting out for him? 291 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,673 Maybe all the equipment's not in working order. 292 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,883 - There you go. - Oh. 293 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,886 Or maybe he's got so many other babes on the side, 294 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,388 he just doesn't have time for her. 295 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,349 Maybe he's a gentleman. 296 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,769 Woody, who the hell brought you up? 297 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,650 Hey, boys. 298 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,570 You're looking at a scale model of Sam's place. 299 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,029 You're still going through with that thing, Sam? 300 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,198 Oh, yeah, the loan came through today. 301 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,658 This thing's happening. 302 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,579 Even after Mr. Clavin's car got stolen, stripped, and left across town? 303 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,331 That was just one little incident. 304 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,500 A friend of mine down at city hall says it serves me right 305 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,336 for parking my car in the worst crime sector in Boston. 306 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,505 I don't believe it. 307 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,090 You were there, you saw it. 308 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,967 No, that you have a friend. 309 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,597 Come on, guys. What do you think? Doesn't this look great? 310 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,557 - Lovely. - Well, that may be, Sam, 311 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:17,143 but, you know, there's an old real estate maxim that says 312 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,312 the three most important things in looking for a property 313 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,231 are location, location, location. 314 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,733 That's just one thing. 315 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,112 That's the point, Woody. 316 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,406 What? That real estate people are stupid? 317 00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,662 No, that location is the one most important thing in real estate. 318 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,123 Then why do they say it's three things? 319 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,210 Because real estate people are stupid. 320 00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,380 Aha. 321 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,096 Why am I talking to you guys? You don't know anything about bars. 322 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,933 I'm telling you, this is going to be the best damn bar in Boston. 323 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,768 Uh, what's that? 324 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,312 Oh, Mr. Colcord. Nothing. 325 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,564 I was just talking, that's all. 326 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,109 No, you seemed pretty excited about something just now. 327 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,779 Sam wants to reopen some stupid, disgusting, 328 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822 Run-down place on the waterfront. 329 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,909 Small world. I own some property down there. 330 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,577 Perhaps we'll be neighbors. 331 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,997 Really? You think this would be a good place to open a business? 332 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,083 Well, I'd like to hear your plans. 333 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,171 Well, great. Yeah, great. Why don't we, uh, can we use the office? 334 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,548 No. 335 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,675 It'll only be for a moment. 336 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,802 Did I say no? I meant to say yes. 337 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,303 I very rarely ever say no. 338 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,682 Like tonight. I'll be saying yes. 339 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,850 Yes, yes, yes! 340 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,818 I think this gives you a pretty good idea of what the place will look like. 341 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,736 Except, you know, bigger. 342 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,951 So, what you're finally saying is, you're going to reopen the same business 343 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,787 in the same location where it went belly-up just last year. 344 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,373 No. See, this is new. This is completely different. 345 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,834 - Now it's Sam's place. - What was it before? 346 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,294 Tim's place. 347 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,798 Sam, do you want my honest opinion? 348 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,216 Oh, yeah, you bet. 349 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,510 - This could work. - Yes! 350 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,225 By work, I mean, if you pour every dime you've got into the place, 351 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,894 struggle, scrimp, and save and somehow hang on through the lean years, 352 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,606 you might begin to show a tiny profit. 353 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,649 After that, living month by month, year after year, 354 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,234 praying there's no recession, 355 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:35,448 You might actually scrape a living... A dismal, altruist living out of it. 356 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,199 Okay, okay. 357 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,327 So, um, what's the downside? 358 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,749 Sam, don't short-change yourself. 359 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,376 Do you want just any bar or do you want the best bar? 360 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,671 Look here. 361 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,632 I've always found that the secret of success is 362 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,926 having a dream and then having the courage to run after it. 363 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,220 Reach for the stars, Sam. 364 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,597 Astonish me. 365 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,849 Astonish yourself. 366 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,185 Yeah. All right. 367 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,353 Now, I get this. 368 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,605 You're saying that I should-- 369 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,816 - I shouldn't settle for this crummy little place. - Exactly. 370 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:15,613 - Yeah. I should, uh, buy the whole block. - Keep talking. 371 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,450 Right, and I could tear it all down and build a high-rise 372 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,452 - with a great river view, - That's wonderful. 373 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:24,580 And apartments and condos, and 24-hour doughnut shops, 374 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,709 and a real big, tall building with "Sam's place" on the top. 375 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,961 It'll be the best damn bar on the East Coast. 376 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,089 - Beautiful, Sam, can you do it? - Yes, I can. 377 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,382 - No, you can't. - No, I can't. 378 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,675 No, you can't. 379 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,970 Come down to earth for God's sake. 380 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,728 Sam, what you have got to ask yourself is, 381 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,272 "What do I really want?" 382 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859 Well, I don't know what... 383 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,403 What I really... 384 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,364 I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what I want. 385 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,199 I want my beat up old desk back, 386 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,326 I want my sports stuff back on the walls. 387 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:05,746 I want to get rid of those creepy plants out there and that stupid world map 388 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,373 of wherever the hell it is. 389 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,045 I want Cheers. 390 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,505 Then do it. 391 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,134 Oh, God. I'd love to get Cheers back. 392 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,803 But I don't even think I can get out of this crummy little deal. 393 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,432 See, I'd be happy to make some phone calls for you. I know quite a few people around town. 394 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,267 That's my private number. 395 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:32,064 Well, this is great, thank you. I don't know if I can ever repay you. 396 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,401 Let's just say, you owe me a favor. 397 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,320 All right, yeah. One favor, any time. 398 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,322 Yeah, thanks very much. 399 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,783 Hey, guys. Hey, listen to this. 400 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,869 I'm not going to buy that stupid crummy bar. 401 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,370 Yeah! All right! 402 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,581 I'm going to buy this stupid crummy bar. 403 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,583 - Yay! - Yeah! 404 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,092 Hey Rebecca, can I work next shift? I need the overtime. 405 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,345 Sam, look, I know what you're trying to do here, but forget it. 406 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,223 It's going to take you the rest of your life to save enough money to buy Cheers. 407 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,684 Hey, if Sam says he can do it, he can do it. 408 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,521 We have faith in you, Sam. Cheers is going to be yours. 409 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,608 I just hope I'm still alive to see it. 410 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,197 Is Rebecca in? 411 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,783 Yeah. She's, uh, in her office. 412 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,701 I'll have a brandy. 413 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,537 Say, uh, Mr. Colcord, I just want to thank you 414 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:31,248 for getting me out of that other deal so fast. 415 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,959 - Well, let's say you owe me one, eh? - Right, right. 416 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,669 Actually, I had a thought about that other idea we had 417 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,546 and I decided that might be fun too. 418 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,839 What idea was that? 419 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,508 You remember, the high-rise, with the river view. 420 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,844 It turns out it's adjacent to the property that I'm developing, 421 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,096 so I decided to buy the whole block and give it a go. 422 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,682 But you said that was impossible. 423 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,476 No, I said it was impossible for you. 424 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,020 For me, it was two phone calls and a handshake. 425 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,066 - But that was my idea. - Was it? 426 00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,778 So hard to recall. The ideas were flying so fast and furious in there. 427 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,112 Wait a minute. 428 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,490 Now, if I had bought that property, 429 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,700 couldn't I have sold it to you for a profit? 430 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,912 You wouldn't take advantage of a friend, would you? 431 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,582 You talked me out of that place just so you could get it yourself. 432 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:17,211 I didn't talk you out of anything. I talked you into following your heart. 433 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,879 You're a man with a dream, Sam. 434 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,339 I envy you. 435 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,967 But if it makes you feel any better, I'm willing to come to an arrangement. 436 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,385 Oh, yeah? 437 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:27,805 Let's see...yes, you no longer owe me a favor. 438 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,521 Oh, uh, Robin. 439 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,148 - I'm all set, let me just get my purse. - Darling, you're lovely. 440 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:41,819 I'll get Miles to bring the car around. Oh, that's for the drink. 441 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,413 So, Rebecca, tonight's the big night, eh? 442 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,794 It's not going to happen. 443 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,505 I can feel it. It's not going to happen. 444 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,425 I know that I'm going to chicken out again. 445 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,844 Oh, Robin's going to be so disappointed. 446 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,723 No, no, he won't. He's already done it to me today.