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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Oh, brother.
These phone bills are sky high.
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I've got to find a new
long-distance carrier.
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Let me see, do I go with one
that charges by the mile or the time of day?
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Why don't you just use the system
that we all use.
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What is it, Sprint? MCI?
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No, it's, uh, Cheers phone.
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Really, Ma?
That's... hey, hold on.
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You know, it's 12:00 in Tokyo.
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Is that yesterday or tomorrow?
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Cliff.
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I left a quarter. Anyway...
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So anyway... Sorry.
Somebody was talking to me here.
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What is it, Carla?
You look like a large-mouth bass.
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A very fetching large-mouth bass.
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Sammy's talking to Darryl Mead
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of the Boston Red Sox.
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I've been thigh-struck
over that guy for five years,
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especially in '88,
when he led the league
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in tight-fitting pants.
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To know you're the best at something,
what an honor.
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Go after him. Go meet him.
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I would love his autograph.
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Maybe I can get him to sign my breast.
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That should complete
the lineup card, then.
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For whatever reason,
I'm really hitting the ball a ton lately.
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Well, you're not dragging
the bat barrel.
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You're waiting on the breaking pitch.
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Wow. if you say so.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Maybe I ought to introduce you.
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Darryl, this is Carla LeBec.
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She's a very big fan.
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Up you go. There you are.
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Maybe I should
go get you a beer, huh?
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Yeah, why don't you go to Germany
to get one, Sammy.
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You seem to know a lot
about baseball, Carla.
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You remind me of
my first hitting coach.
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Bet I look cuter in black underwear.
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Yeah, but he could probably
spit tobacco farther.
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Don't count on it.
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Listen, Carla, you want to call me later?
We can go out and have some dinner.
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Are you kidding? I'm there.
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Wait a minute. I can't go. Damn.
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Why not? You got to work?
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No. I don't want you
to think any less of me,
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but I'm married.
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Why should that stop you?
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Sheesh, you're a pig.
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Now I really wish I could go out with you.
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Just in case.
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I don't know when a paper cut
felt this good.
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I'll see you, Sam.
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And, thanks for the tips, Carla.
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I hope I hit a home run tonight.
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I swear, if I was single,
you'd have hit one already.
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This is bad.
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This is r-- I shouldn't have this.
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I should not have this.
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Rebecca... uh-huh.
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This paper is my ticket
to eternal damnation.
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So would you do me a favor?
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Put it in the safe
and never give it to me,
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no matter what I say,
no matter how much I beg,
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do not give me
this piece of paper.
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Let me just make sure
I gave you the right one.
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I told you never
to give me this!
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I can't believe this!
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I mean, the guy with
the best buns on the red Sox
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asked me to go out with him,
and I have to say no.
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It's not fair, I swear.
I get all the disadvantages of being married
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and none of the perks.
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Wait. There are perks?
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She's just talking.
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Eddie's on the road with
the ice show for months at a time.
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The money he sends back is a joke.
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Yes, I guess the ice show craze
in America never really recovered
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from the loss of Frick and Frack.
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He's never home
to help out with the family.
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All that would be fine,
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if I could just visit him
for a few bed sprints once in a while.
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I don't even get that.
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You're being too tough on him.
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No, I mean it really.
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He doesn't care or pay attention.
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Carla, it's for you.
some guy from the ice show.
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Case in point, Sammy,
I know exactly what that call is.
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Tomorrow is graduation.
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It's the most important
day in Anne Marie's life.
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Or is it Serafina?
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Uh, one of the older kids.
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Anyway... Eddie's probably
having someone call
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with some lame, stupid excuse
why he can't show up.
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All right. What's his excuse?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Right. Well, these things happen.
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Can't go to graduation, huh?
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No, he can't.
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What's
the excuse?
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He's dead.
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Huh. That old one.
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What's the problem?
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Eddie's dead.
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It was a freak accident at the ice show.
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Happened real sudden.
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They were cleaning the ice
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with that big machine
after the penguin salsa number.
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One of the penguins slipped,
fell in front of the machine.
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Eddie dived just in time,
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pushed the guy out of the way.
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He never felt a thing.
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Honey, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Yeah.
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Oh, looks like table five's ready
to order.
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A lot of people just remember Eddie
as a big, fat, wobbling penguin
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on the ice show,
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but before that,
he was quite a goalie.
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Yeah, Sam, I remember
that night against the maple leaves,
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he stopped, like, 40, 50 shots on goal.
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I mean, counting the ten that got past him
that's one night's work, isn't it?
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But you got to give
the man his due.
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He was one hell
of a penguin, too.
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I wonder how many of us
would give up our lives
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to save a fellow human being?
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Time to close up.
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We can do that, Carla.
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No, no. It's my night
to clean and wash.
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Carla, let me just drive you home.
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Why? There's nothing I could do.
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I'm going to close up.
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You know, along the lines
of what Dr. Crane was saying before,
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how many of us,
when faced with the loss of a loved one,
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would stay and close up?
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She is something.
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Woody, I think she's still in shock.
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Maybe I should take
the initiative and speak with her.
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How many of us when faced
with having to talk with someone
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who's lost a loved one
take the initiative--
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Woody.
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Shut up.
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There's my answer.
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Carla, different people
deal with the loss of a loved one
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in different ways.
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As such, your stoic behavior
is quite understandable,
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but studies in human behavior
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tell us that we need to grieve.
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And, until we do allow ourselves
that emotional release,
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we can never really get back
on the course of life.
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You see, some people hold in their grief
for literally years and years.
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All they accomplish is to prolong the grief
and the agony,
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casting a pall over their own remaining
days on this earth.
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Oh! Oh, mommy!
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Mommy, why you?
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So we, the friends of Guy Edward LeBec,
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silently, each in his own way,
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bid him good-bye,
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secure in the belief...
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that he will live in eternal peace.
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I think this is
a nice service.
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You've been to a lot of them, Wood?
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What do you mean, Sam?
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Just from the size of your family
and all the unfortunate things
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that seem to happen.
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No, no, you've got that wrong.
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Very few of those people were killed,
just maimed.
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I had an uncle who lived to be 103.
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He had both ears till he was 101.
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Carla...
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Carla, it's good to cry.
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It's cleansing.
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Try.
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At this point of the service,
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I would like Mrs. LeBec
to kindly step forward.
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I'm sorry. I meant his wife to step forward.
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I meant his current wife.
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Look, lady, I don't know
what you're trying to pull,
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but I'm not amused.
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Yeah, if you're trying to get a
laugh at a funeral,
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you're going to have to be a lot
funnier than that.
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I am Gloria LeBec,
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as in Eddie LeBec.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm Carla LeBec,
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Eddie's poor, grieving widow.
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I'm Eddie's
poor, grieving widow.
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That's impossible. See this?
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Yeah? Well, see this?
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Yeah? Well, see this?
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Widows, please.
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Now, perhaps we can deal
with this unfortunate revelation later
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and continue with the memorial.
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With all due respect, Father,
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the hell with that noise.
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Eddie's not going anywhere
until I get some answers.
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Lady, you've got a lot of nerve.
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Me? What about you?
I'm his wife!
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I'm his wife!
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I'm his wife!
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Ladies, ladies, let go of the head.
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Let go of the head.
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Now just both of you
sit down right now,
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and we'll settle this
after the service.
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Father.
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Thank you, son.
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Now, as we reflect on the life
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of this bewildered young man...
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Eddie knew exactly
what he was doing.
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Two years ago, he came to my town
with the ice show.
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What town would that be?
Desperate Hag, Iowa?
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Kenosha, Wisconsin.
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That's where the ice show rehearses.
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All right, so he had a fling.
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It wasn't a fling.
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Pengie and I fell in love.
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Lady, what are you looking
to get out of this?
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Money? Well, forget it.
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What do you think they
paid a washed-up hockey goalie
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who bounced around from team to team
and league to league
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because he was never any good
in the first place?
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These tributes are really something,
aren't they?
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I am not gonna stand
for that kind of talk about my husband.
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I told you, he was my husband.
I had twins with Eddie.
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So what? So did I.
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Yikes.
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At least mine don't give you warts
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when you touch them.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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Oh, all right, lady.
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You're cruisin'.
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Go for it!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Aah!
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So Woody,
how's that chin of yours?
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Better.
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I'm sorry I slugged you,
Woody.
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I thought you were one
of those ice people.
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I just can't get over this Eddie thing.
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I mean, I understand
going out with two babes at one time,
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but to actually be married to both,
that's sick.
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Believe me, Sam, in my profession,
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I've learned that mankind
if capable of all kinds of deviant behavior.
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But of course,
now that I have a child to support,
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I say keep it coming.
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Aw, come on,
what are you doing here?
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I had to get out
of the house, Sam.
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Walls closing in on you?
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No. Too much broken glass on the floor.
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Sweetheart.
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Come on, everything's going to be okay.
It's going to be fine.
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It's not gonna be fine, Sam.
It's never going to be fine again.
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Nothing in my life
makes sense anymore.
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How could this happen?
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How could he do this?
255
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How could I not know?
256
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,960
What's wrong with me?
What was wrong with him?
257
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,087
How did he know which pants were
in which house?
258
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,555
How do I know
who he really loved?
259
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,225
I mean, it was different with Nick.
260
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Nick was scum with ear hair.
261
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,524
But Eddie, I mean, Eddie was good.
262
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:22,278
The fact that somebody good loved me
made me feel good.
263
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,656
Now if it turns out he wasn't any good
after all,
264
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,493
does that mean that all this time
I've been a fool?
265
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,662
I bet he kept jeans at your house
and his dress slacks at her place.
266
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,792
Carla,
as one woman to another,
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you were not a fool.
268
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,923
Becs, before you start giving me advice
about love and marriage
269
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and losing the most important
thing in your life,
270
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,928
go out sleep with a man,
why don't you?
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00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,099
Poor kid.
272
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,767
She's still mourning.
273
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,897
Sit down, I want to talk to you.
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Sammy, I got to find out.
I got to find out who he loved more.
275
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,194
What difference does it make?
The important thing is,
276
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when he was with you, he loved you.
277
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,906
How do I know that?
278
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,909
Well, all right, think of it--
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At least he wasn't just fooling around
with another woman.
280
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,331
I mean,
he was married to her.
281
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,131
I want to talk to you.
282
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,509
Yeah? I want to scratch you bald,
paint your butt blue,
283
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,469
and mail you to Guam.
284
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,641
I'd like to see you try.
285
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,435
Yeah, I'd like to see that, too, actually.
286
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,148
It's okay.
287
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,108
I didn't come here
to make trouble.
288
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,485
I just came here
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to settle up a few things.
290
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,700
I was at a little disadvantage
at the funeral.
291
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,494
You had your friends and family around.
292
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,330
You had fistfuls of my hair in your hands.
293
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,126
I do want to set something straight
with you.
294
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,920
Eddie loved me.
295
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,630
He loved me more.
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Prove it.
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00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,302
That's easy. I was his true love
because he married me first.
298
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,136
Now, beat it.
299
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:14,140
Carla's got a point.
300
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,226
Yeah? Well, you didn't satisfy him.
301
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,479
Why else would he have married me?
302
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,230
Now, that's something, too.
303
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,984
I'm telling you guys, butt out.
304
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,236
You got a point there,
Carla, maybe we--
305
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,447
Hey. guys...
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00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,952
I bet the only reason he married you
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00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,662
was because he knocked you up.
308
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,122
How do you know that?
309
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,874
Babe's intuition.
310
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,044
Yeah? Well, maybe that's
the same reason he married you.
311
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,379
Yeah, but with me, it wasn't a cheap thrill.
312
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:49,425
It was a very tender moment
in the back of a Datsun Hatchback.
313
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,971
Toyota Corolla, front seat.
314
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,265
Ladies, stop right now, huh?
315
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:02,021
All this talk about conceiving your children
in these cars... just makes me sick.
316
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,232
Doesn't anybody
buy American anymore?
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00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,071
Wait a minute.
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00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,075
I know how to settle any doubts
about how Eddie felt about me.
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00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:18,955
Check this out.
Eddie's favorite photograph in the whole world,
320
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,332
and he gave it to me.
Him with his nephews.
321
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,167
Don't they look happy?
322
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,502
These aren't his nephews.
323
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,671
These are my kids.
324
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,214
Of course they look happy.
325
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,299
This was taken on
the day they found out
326
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,218
they weren't gonna be tried as adults.
327
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:38,849
Wait a minute.
328
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,852
Eddie gave you a picture of my kids?
329
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:47,108
Yeah, and here's the Eastern League
Comeback Goalie Of The Year plaque,
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00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:51,612
the puck he stopped in the overtime win
against the Blackhawks,
331
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,906
the tooth he stopped it with.
332
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,867
What have you got?
333
00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,203
Not much.
334
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,039
I've got a cassette of O Canada.
335
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,333
It was kind of our song...
336
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,004
Us and 25 million other hosers.
337
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,091
All right, you proved your point. You win.
338
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,176
Why don't you just get out of here,
all right?
339
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,389
Can I help you?
340
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,267
Yeah. My name's Gordie Brown.
341
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,020
I worked with Eddie LeBec
in the ice show.
342
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,480
Ah, this bar--
343
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,733
It's just like Eddie described it.
344
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,359
You knew Eddie, huh?
345
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,320
Knew him? He saved my life.
346
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,571
Yeah, I knew him.
347
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,743
You're the penguin he pushed out
of the way from the Zamboni?
348
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,787
Yeah. Wrenched the hell
out of my thumb, too.
349
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,748
He didn't have to push me so hard.
350
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,625
What do you want?
351
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:51,088
Well, I tried to explain this to you at the funeral,
but someone had their fist in my mouth.
352
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,050
Hey, it was her.
353
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,595
Man, you punch a
couple of guys out at a funeral,
354
00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:58,971
and everybody's on your case.
355
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:02,725
What do you have to say?
356
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,102
Well, late one night a couple months ago,
357
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,479
Eddie and I were drinking.
358
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,232
He told me he had a secret,
something he felt really guilty about.
359
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,195
So he wrote this note, and he told me
if anything ever happened to him,
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00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,322
that I should deliver it to Carla.
361
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,205
Sam, I can't look at this.
Would you read it?
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00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,880
"Dear Carla, I hope you
never have to read this,
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00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,675
because if you do, it means I'm dead.
364
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,053
How are you, eh?
365
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,557
I've done a terrible thing.
366
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,976
I had to marry
another woman.
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00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,896
I didn't want to, but I made her pregnant.
368
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,274
Oh, I guess I did
two terrible things.
369
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,861
Anyway, I just want you
to know I'm sorry.
370
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,323
You'll always be the love of my life,
even in death.
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00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,451
Stay loose. Love, Eddie."
372
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,246
Yeah.
373
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,249
My work is done here.
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00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,549
Wait a minute.
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00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,261
Did he have anything
for Gloria?
376
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,722
Would you be that Gloria?
377
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,598
Yeah.
378
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,016
No.
379
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,358
Well, congratulations...
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00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,277
Mrs. LeBec.
381
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,991
I guess this is yours.
382
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:42,908
Thanks.
383
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,577
Sure thing.
384
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,748
Hope the kid on the left
still doesn't have that runny nose.
385
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,833
Nah. He only does that for pictures.
386
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,960
Mine, too.
387
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,545
Hey, maybe it's hereditary,
388
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:56,964
'cause Eddie's nose
was always running.
389
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,759
Wasn't it, though?
390
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,555
Well, I better be going.
391
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:09,018
The kids and I have got
a 17-hour bus ride ahead of us to Kenosha.
392
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,770
What are you taking,
the polar route?
393
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,774
Hey, look, it's been a hell of a day.
394
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,777
Why don't you skip the bus and spend
the night at my house.
395
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,197
That's nice of you, Carla.
396
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,782
Well, you haven't seen my house.
397
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,453
Thanks.
398
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,121
Well, actually you'd be doing me a favor.
399
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,374
'Cause I got to work late tonight,
and I could use a baby-sitter.
400
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,210
Cliff is leaving right now.
401
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,544
He'll drive you home.
402
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,755
I just ordered a beer there, Carla. Sorry.
403
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,176
Ahh, that hit the spot.
404
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,474
Know what?
405
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,768
You're a pretty nice lady.
406
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,145
I can see why Eddie
knocked you up.
407
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,357
Ditto.
408
00:21:56,524 --> 00:22:00,277
Did you know that Gloria
comes from the Latin Glorioski?
409
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,239
It's an expression of surprise.
410
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,407
It was made popular
during the Depression
411
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,619
by the round-eyed waif
Little Orphan Annie.
412
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,204
You know, it's no mistake
413
00:22:10,371 --> 00:22:11,831
that she didn't have
any pupils in her eyes.
414
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:21,257
Carla, that was such
a sweet thing you did.
415
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,843
Yeah, well, I couldn't let her
sit on a bus
416
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,886
on the day of our husband's funeral.
417
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,847
No. I mean getting rid of Cliff
a few hours early.
418
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,395
Carla, it just dawned on me.
You don't have to work late tonight.
419
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,647
Yeah, I know, but now that I know
420
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,649
that Eddie loved me best,
421
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,319
I just feel like I should be alone
for a while
422
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,864
and grieve for him in my own way.
423
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,365
Pool room's empty, right?
424
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,199
Yeah.
425
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:56,959
O Canada
426
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,128
Six ball, corner pocket.
427
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:03,841
Our home and native land