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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hello.
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So... how's the little Dr. Crane?
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Getting cuter every moment.
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I have baby pictures.
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Who wants to see them first?
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Well, listen, fellas,
there's no need to fight over these.
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I mean, I got double prints.
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All right, now...
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who do you think he looks most like...
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me or Lilith?
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Kind of hard to tell.
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Well, here, let me
make it easier for you.
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I just happen to have
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newborn photos of
myself and his mother.
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Gee, would you look at this.
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Three days old
and Lilith already had her hair back in a bun.
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I think the kid looks like his mom, Fras.
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Yeah, I do, too.
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And I mean that. It's not just a shot.
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I suppose that's only fair.
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I mean, after all,
she did carry Frederick for nine months.
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What will I do?
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In my household, the hard part.
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Uh-oh. Blonde at 2:00,
blonde at 4:00,
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blonde at 6:00.
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What are you talking about?
She hasn't even moved.
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I know. I'm just trying to fit her
into my schedule here.
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Here. Hold that, will you?
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Hello. Michele?
Hi. It's Sam Malone. Here.
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Listen, Sweetheart,
I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.
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Aw, I'm sorry.
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But, hey, sweetheart,
you'll have another birthday next year.
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Hi there.
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Can I take your order?
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I'll have a glass of Chablis.
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Terrific. What can I get
you for dinner?
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You serve food here?
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No.
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Oh, lord.
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I'm really not interested.
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- Can I ask why?
- You really want to know?
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One Chablis coming up.
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I already dialed, Sam.
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Thank you, Woody.
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Hey, Michele, good news.
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I'd say, uh, got to be "Little Deuce Coupe."
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You're crazy.
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What?
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"409."
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"Little cobra", "Little cobra."
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Now what mindless subject are
you beating to a slow, lingering death?
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What's the best car?
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No, no. What's the best car song?
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"GTO."
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You hear them lyrics,
boy, you're burning rubber!
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Hey, everybody.
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Robin is back in town,
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and tonight he is mine.
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So would you like to know
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where we are going
and you're not?
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My house?
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Carl Yastrzemski's testimonial dinner.
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All the old Red Sox All-Stars
are gonna be there.
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Oh, boy, I would've loved
to have gone to that.
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Well, hell, maybe I'll just show up
and surprise the guys.
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I mean, why shouldn't I?
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It's $1,000 a plate.
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Give my best to Yaz.
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Who cares about Yaz?
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This could be the night.
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I'm so excited to be alone
with Robin after the dinner.
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Yeah? For 1,000 bucks a plate,
you should give it to him during dinner.
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I am the luckiest woman in the world
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to be dating such an influential, rich man.
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You still don't get it,
do you, Rebecca?
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The measure of a man's wealth is what
he carries with him.
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What he has in his soul.
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So you wouldn't switch places
with Robin Colcord?
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Are you kidding?
I'd switch places with his socks.
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Cheers.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Colcord.
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Listen, can I make a suggestion?
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I know you're going to this
$1,000-a-plate dinner tonight
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and I'm sure you're gonna
have a great time,
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you know, but, they have
these entertainment books now
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where you buy one dinner
and get the next free.
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Woody, I'll take it in my office.
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It's for Sam, Miss Howe.
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Sam?
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Mr. Colcord?
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Oh, you're kidding me.
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Well, yeah. It sounds great.
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I'll see you then. Yeah.
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You want to speak
to Rebecca?
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I don't blame you.
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What was all that?
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It seems that Robin would like
to chat with Carl Yastrzemski,
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but since he knows jack
about baseball,
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he decided to invite old Mayday along
to come to dinner with you
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so I can translate.
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What? Sam,
and you accepted?
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You know this is the first time
I've been alone with Robin in a month.
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I'm not gonna be
in your way, honey.
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I'm gonna be too busy
hobnobbing with my buddies,
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rubbing their noses in the fact
that I'm going around with Robin Colcord.
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Really stick it to them,
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make them feel two feet high.
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I miss those guys.
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Man, you are going to ruin everything.
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What ruin? It's gonna save you
from having to come up with another excuse
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not to go to bed with the guy.
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What makes you think
I'm not gonna go to bed with the guy?
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Well, honey, you see the sun come up
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every morning for 30, 40 years,
after a while, you start to trust it.
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Hey, I bet Michele
will be really impressed
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to find out she's spending her birthday
with Robin Colcord.
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Robin Colcord? I'd be impressed.
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Woody. You know the number.
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Damn that Robin Colcord,
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changing plans like that
at the last minute.
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You know, just because
that guy's got a couple of buck in his pocket,
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well, he thinks he can shuttle
people around like cattle.
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Moo-ve along, Bossy.
It's milking time.
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Michele... Michele, sweetheart, listen, uh,
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I hate to do this to you,
but I'm gonna have to call it off again.
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Well, maybe
next weekend, huh?
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Okay. Bye-bye, honey.
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Thanks.
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Boy, you know,
too bad you and I didn't hit it off.
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I just got invited
to the Carl Yastrzemski dinner
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with Robin Colcord.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll be going over
in Robin Colcord's stretch limo.
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Then, uh, Robin Colcord
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will be treating us to a $1,000 plate,
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which we will be eating
sitting next to Robin Colcord.
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And then, you know,
maybe we'll go out for ice cream later
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with Sam Malone.
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- Who's that?
- A friend of Robin Colcord's.
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Come on. What do you say?
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Well, I'm still not sure I believe you,
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- but I'll take my chances.
- All right.
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Great. See you back here, what, at 7:30.
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- I'll be here.
- All right.
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It's ringing, Sam.
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I don't need it this time.
Thanks, Woody.
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Oh, hello. Michele?
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Yeah, I just wanted to tell you
that Sam still can't make it.
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Me?
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Oh, I'm about 6 feet,
blond hair, early 20s.
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A little party?
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Sure. I love birthday cake.
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Is it okay if I bring
my girlfriend?
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Hello?
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It's a quarter to nine. That's it.
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I am out of here.
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Hey, come on, Laura,
Colcord will be here.
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Maybe he's confused.
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You know, maybe he's still
on Swedish time.
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What's that?
You say you're a member of the Nazi party?
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Well, forget it, babe.
I draw the line.
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Whew. Narrow escape, guys.
Did you see that?
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- Where is he? Where in the hell is he?
- You think you got a beef.
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I just had to dump my date
for political reasons.
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You know, that guy leaves me for
four or five weeks at a time,
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and then when I do have a date with him,
he's an hour and a half late.
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What, like there's no phones?
He can't give me call?
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I'm getting sick of this.
I don't know why I put up with it.
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Rebecca, don't you remember?
You're a gold-digger.
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Well, I'm tired of wasting my time
and cleavage on him.
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Chop chop, everyone. Let's go.
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Excuse me?
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Some of us were ready to chop chop
an hour and a half ago.
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Rebecca, you look lovely.
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I looked lovelier an hour and a half ago.
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Well, darling,
we all age, you know.
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- Sam, you coming?
- Actually I think I'm gonna take a cab.
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My date fell through at the last minute,
and I feel a little awkward.
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You know what they say,
three in a limo...
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Well, actually, there will be four of us.
That's including my driver, Miles.
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Great. I'll look like I'm dating the chauffeur.
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- Listen, I mean, I like Miles...
- Yes, well, he likes you, too, Sam.
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Well, then I'm definitely
taking a cab.
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I'll meet you there.
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Sam, I need you to brief me in advance
about this baseball thing.
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Now, look, I'll give you
a consultation fee of $1,000.
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What kind of flowers
do you think Miles would like?
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- All right. Keystone sack.
- Second base.
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- Hot corner.
- Third base.
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- dinger?
- Home run.
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- Tater.
- Home run.
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- He's good, isn't he?
- Yes, he's wonderful.
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We shouldn't go anywhere
without him... ever.
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- Do I detect an attitude?
- An attitude?
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Listen, when we meet Yastrzemski,
we all just call him Yaz.
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You know, actually, Robin,
this is like my dream date.
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I hope we spend the rest of the night
talking about how many taters Yaz has hit.
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Rebecca, if there is something bothering you,
we can discuss it later.
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So how many taters did Yaz hit?
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- Oh, uh...
- Later? Later? You mean, like when we're alone?
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I don't think that's--
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Anyway, Rebecca, if there's something
bothering you,
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- why don't you come straight out and say it.
- Robin,
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if you can't figure it out,
I'm really not gonna tell you.
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- Oh, God, that is so female.
- Don't ever say that to a woman,
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- you big jerk!
- Little shrew.
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Shut up.
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Fine.
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I don't know the exact number
of taters Yaz hit, but I know it was a lot.
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Hey, you know
what we need here?
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We need a little champagne.
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All right, I tell you, Robin,
baseball-- it's the greatest game.
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You know, the only problem I see
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is in the pension system.
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Where's the security for a marginal player?
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Oh. Hey, this is very nice champagne.
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Yeah,
nice and bubbly.
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Not like the kind of stuff
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we used to pour over Yaz's head
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after he hit a game-winning tater.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Sam,
you're still here.
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I feel like I shouldn't be.
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Well, we'd appreciate that, Sam.
Miles, would you stop the car?
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W-What are you doing?
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Guys, come on.
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This is kind of
a bad neighborhood.
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There's no such thing
as a bad neighborhood, Sam.
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It's just a pre-redevelopment.
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Hey, is that car on fire over there?
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Oh!
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Hey, wait. Where's my coat?
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What about my 1,000 bucks?
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Oh, great. Just great.
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As if they're gonna do anything.
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How was dinner last night?
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I didn't actually
make it to the dinner.
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Rebecca and Robin started making out
in the back of the limo,
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so I offered to do
the gentlemanly thing.
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- What's that?
- Let them dump me out on the railroad tracks.
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Oh, man, that Colcord
is a real jerk.
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Yeah, he just pulled over and let me out.
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He stopped the car?
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00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,969
So what are you whining about?
246
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,851
They take off with my wallet
and my coat
247
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,520
and I'm out there in my tux
freezing my tail off.
248
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,482
I tell you, I'd still be there
if it weren't for those timely skinheads.
249
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,449
I think I got something.
ls my head hot?
250
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,118
No, what else you got?
251
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,415
So, uh, Sammy, do you think
they did the, uh, deed?
252
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,876
Are you kidding me?
Rebecca?
253
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,128
I ended up with a pant full of slush.
254
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,256
And I guarantee I had a warmer evening
than Colcord did.
255
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,346
Hello, everyone.
256
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,976
It's such a beautiful day,
I thought I'd walk to work.
257
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,315
There you are, Sam.
258
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:18,983
I told you you'd
make it home fine.
259
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,860
You're a clever boy.
260
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,199
- Come here.
- What?
261
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,408
Come here.
262
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,164
What are you looking at?
263
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,333
Oh, my God.
264
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,543
You went to bed
with him.
265
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,629
All right!
266
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,589
- Whoo!
- Hey, hey!
267
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,886
Hey, Woody, check the pool.
Anybody have this month?
268
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,638
All right, let's see.
269
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,849
Closest we got here is August 1992.
270
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,309
Lilith Sternin Crane.
271
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,772
I'll take that.
Not a word to Lilith.
272
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,818
Oh, you wacky barflies.
273
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,778
So, was it good?
274
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,405
Oh, very good.
275
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,781
"Very good"--
276
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,741
Norm, Ken, David, and Cliff's mom.
277
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,208
Just so you guys know,
I really don't care if everybody knows.
278
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,878
Is it okay if we post the results
in the window?
279
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,799
Do you really think passers by
on the street would be interested?
280
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,092
Well, enough of them asked.
281
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,971
You really did it. I can't believe it.
282
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,431
I never thought
I'd see the day.
283
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,809
First the Berlin wall,
and now this.
284
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,148
What was it, was it the champagne?
285
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:44,235
No, it was a double bacon
chili burger from Little Wally's.
286
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,070
Hey, now, wait a second.
287
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,364
He took you to Little Wally's
Pup-N-Burger?
288
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,283
You know the place?
289
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,869
Know it? I plan to be buried there.
290
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,455
Seriously.
I've bought myself a plot
291
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,623
right under the big plastic Little Wally.
292
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,334
I've got to tell you
it was so wonderful.
293
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:04,130
You know, first, I thought it was
sort of a low-down, dirty place.
294
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,758
Then I realized it
was a low-down, dirty place.
295
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,303
Little Wally knows his clientele.
296
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,347
Yeah. So you greased up.
297
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,807
Now, give us
some details.
298
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517
What can I tell you?
299
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:20,104
Oh yeah, I told him the biggest secret
of my life.
300
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:21,147
What?
301
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,398
I told him about
302
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,401
"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling",
by The Righteous Brothers,
303
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,570
and what that song does to me.
304
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,697
Right, you know what he did?
305
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,241
He called this
radio station he owns,
306
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:36,329
and he had them
play it all night.
307
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,582
I heard that. I thought
that was the long version.
308
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:46,088
Anyway, all I know
is it was the best evening
309
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,632
of my entire life.
310
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,675
Well,
enjoy it while you can.
311
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,552
What is that
supposed to mean?
312
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,888
Aw, honey, am I gonna
have to explain men and women to you
313
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,264
all over again?
314
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,225
If she doesn't
want to hear it, we do.
315
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,561
Honey, a guy like Colcord,
316
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,314
all you are to him
is a conquest and a challenge.
317
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,149
Now that
he's had his fun,
318
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,818
you'll be lucky if you get a hello
and a doughnut.
319
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,695
- Really?
- Yeah. Really.
320
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:12,949
Can I help you?
321
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,283
Yeah, Rebecca Howe?
322
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,409
Me.
323
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,538
Rebecca, this is
from Robin Colcord.
324
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:23,668
You never close
your eyes anymore...
325
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,127
Oh, my gosh!
326
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,130
It's Bill Medley from
The Righteous Brothers.
327
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,551
I mean, I knew Robin knew him.
328
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,886
And I hoped that one day
I would meet him.
329
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,514
But I never knew
he'd fly him all the way to Boston
330
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,807
to sing this song to me.
331
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,392
It's Bill Medley.
Bill Medley!
332
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,518
Excuse me.
333
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:41,561
Excuse me.
334
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,437
Would you knock it off?
335
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,356
Somebody in the bar
might want to hear this.
336
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:51,946
You've lost that lovin' feelin'...
337
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,660
Admit it, Sam.
338
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,912
He went to the expense of
flying one of The Righteous Brothers out here
339
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,915
just to sing her a song.
He's got to be serious.
340
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,960
It's petty cash
to a guy like Colcord.
341
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,545
I don't know.
He's got her out on a boat now.
342
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,754
What about that?
343
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,090
I know why. He's taking her
out there to dump her--
344
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,175
A quick burial at sea.
345
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,137
Trust me, she's probably
swimming back now,
346
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,055
a little wetter but wiser.
347
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,226
He did it.
348
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,604
He said it.
349
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:26,606
Those three little words.
350
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,482
"Walk the plank."
351
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:32,612
No, Sam.
352
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,196
I...
353
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,197
Love...
354
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,282
You.
355
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,785
Woody, does anybody
have "I love you"?
356
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:47,335
Closest we got here is,
"I'll respect you in the morning", Cliff Clavin.
357
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,797
I'm just so happy.
358
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,133
All I want to do is celebrate.
359
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,053
Come on, you guys, you're my pals.
Come on, let's go have fun.
360
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,264
I don't know. We're really kind of
settled in here for the evening.
361
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,101
Little Wally's
Pup-N-Burger.
362
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,269
I'm there.
363
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,147
Alrighty, come on, Sammy.
It'll be a lot more fun
364
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,316
than that red Sox dinner
would have been.
365
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,026
And it won't cost $1,000 a plate.
366
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,569
Little Wally's doesn't have plates.
367
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,113
They just serve
on those wax paper things.
368
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,407
You can scratch
your initials in with your fingernails
369
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,202
and if Little Wally's in a good mood,
you can scratch your initials in him.
370
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,456
Sam, come on. Aren't you coming?
371
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,583
Ah, no. I better watch the bar here.
372
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,835
But Carla's here, and Woody's here.
373
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,213
Yeah, I know. I should stay, though.
374
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,549
Somebody mixed some filberts
in with the walnuts,
375
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,259
and I have to straighten it out.
376
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:41,889
Sam?
377
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,182
Yeah.
378
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,559
What's the matter?
Something wrong?
379
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,521
Are you disappointed?
380
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,232
Why would I be disappointed?
381
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,777
Well, I guess I kind of
thought you wanted me.
382
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,197
What would give you that idea?
383
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,284
I don't know.
A guy hits on you every day
384
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,661
for 3 or 4 years,
385
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,913
you kind of start to trust it.
386
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,461
All right. Yeah.
Maybe I am disappointed.
387
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,381
I thought we'd be cool together.
388
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,592
You know, go out for a while, do stuff.
389
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,471
Ah, but what the hell,
you know?
390
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,890
We'd probably end up not
liking each other's stuff.
391
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,934
You'd have to do
my stuff for a while
392
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,269
And I'd do your stuff,
393
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,312
and our stuff would get all mixed up.
394
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,899
It saves us a lot of aggravation.
395
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:34,859
Yeah.
396
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,402
I'm very happy for you.
397
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,778
Thanks.
398
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,780
- Let's go eat.
- Okay.
399
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,411
- Do me one favor, though, will you?
- Sure. What is it?
400
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,954
Go to bed with me.
401
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,665
Oh, Sam,
you never stop.
402
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,083
Oh, I'm sorry.
403
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,460
It's in my genes.
404
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,171
And that's where
it's going to stay.
405
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,092
Hey, where did
everybody go?
406
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,386
Rebecca took some of
the guys out to dinner.
407
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,306
Oh, great.
They're all off at dinner
408
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,349
having a good time,
and I'm stuck here
409
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,351
with my Little Wally burger.
410
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:15,149
Oh, no. They screwed
my order up again.
411
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,026
Last time, they forgot the tomato.
412
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:21,238
This time, they forgot the tomato, lettuce,
hamburger, and the bun.
413
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,659
So what have I got? Nothing.
414
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,380
Well, Rebecca knows how
to throw a party.
415
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:41,383
This has to be my favorite restaurant
in the whole city.
416
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,511
Come on, I thought you said
the Hungry Heifer was your favorite.
417
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,554
Sure, you got folks
from out of town or something,
418
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,014
you want to impress them,
419
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:48,432
you want to sit down, maybe, yeah.
420
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,684
But if you just want to power
down animal fat,
421
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,019
then Wally's rules.
422
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,897
Well, all I know is that I'm stuffed,
and I couldn't eat another bite.
423
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:58,234
I could use a little something to
settle the old stomach.
424
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,069
What are you
talking about there?
425
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,195
Go back to Cheers.
426
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,530
Care for that idea?
427
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:03,489
Sure. Sure.
428
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,784
So, you know, how come I only got
to eat one burger?
429
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,744
'Cause you're the designated driver.
430
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,454
Good night!
431
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,498
Bye bye. Thanks for coming.
432
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,253
Oh, Sam. isn't this a beautiful night?
433
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,297
Yeah, especially love
the way the neon light
434
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,424
shows up that grease stain
on your blouse.
435
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,593
There is a grease stain.
436
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,761
Well, I'm gonna leave it there
437
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,097
'cause it will remind me of this place
for the rest of my life.
438
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,891
That's stupid, isn't it?
439
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,393
I'm gonna go inside
and clean it off.
440
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,522
Sam, I know that this
441
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,191
probably looks like some dive to you,
442
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,442
but tonight, to me,
443
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,196
it looks like the most wonderful
place in the world.
444
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,868
This is where I found out
that I was Robin Colcord's...
445
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,287
one and only.
446
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,872
I'll be right back.
447
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,708
Don't take too long.
448
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,293
I won't.
449
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,428
This place is nice?
450
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,722
Yes. I bring a lot of people here.
You'll love it.
451
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:10,848
Hi, Sam.
452
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,809
Hello.