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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, isn't that one of
The Righteous Brothers?
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Yeah, actually Robin Colcord flew him
in to sing to Rebecca earlier.
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Wow, which one is he?
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I think
that's Righteous Brother number two.
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No. That's Bill Medley.
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Hey, tall, dark,
and pipes down to your shorts.
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What are you
doing back here?
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Well, my plane for Reno doesn't
leave for three hours.
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And I didn't have anywhere to go.
So, would you like a drinking buddy?
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You bet!
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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So, Bill, can we buy you a beer?
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Sure.
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All right! Okay!
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Let's see.
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Everybody pony up six cents.
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- Hey, Bill...
- Yeah, so, listen...
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Hey, Bill, did you ever
sing with The Beatles?
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Do you have your own... wait.
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Whoa.
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One at a time.
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I hope you don't mind these questions, Bill,
but after all, we're paying for that drink.
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No, no, no, no.
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I love it.
Matter of fact, this is what it's all about,
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being with the people,
and talking about music with the fans.
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I mean you guys are real knowledgeable
and aware of what's going on.
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- There you go.
- And I dig it.
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Now, what was your question?
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Well, Mr. Medley,
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how come you changed
your name from Righteous?
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Hey, Woody.
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- Hey Sam.
- Is Rebecca here yet?
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No she left a message...
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"I'll be back later,
right now I'm on top of the...
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moub?"
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What?
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No. Woody, it's not an 'M", it's a "W".
She's gonna be on top of the "Woub".
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Let me see this...
there's an "ou" there, you see, Cliff ie?
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She's on top of the "Wa-wa-waoud."
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It's "Top of the world." Top of the world!
The expression is "Top of the world."
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No, no.
Look at it, Doc. Read that.
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Well, I stand corrected.
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She is indeed "on top of the woulb."
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Poor kid.
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What do you mean, Sammy?
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After you guys left Little Wally's last night,
she went into the ladies' room
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to get some burger grease
off her blouse or something.
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Guess who pulls up?
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Robin Colcord with another woman.
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- Oh, come on.
- That figures.
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No sooner does squire Colcord put an end
to Rebecca's celebrated four years of celibacy,
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then he's off baling hay with some other
wench the very next night.
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The man is absolutely nothing more than a rich,
spoiled, narcissistic philanderer.
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I hate myself for envying him so.
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Well, if Rebecca's still riding high,
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I guess she doesn't know
about Robin's other babe.
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How'd she miss spotting him
at Little Wally's?
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Oh, come on, Carla.
You know how that place is.
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You can't see your hand in front of your face,
what with the vapors coming off
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Wally's food and off of Wally himself.
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So, how'd you handle it, Sammy?
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You know me, Daddy Cool.
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I figured, if she came out of the bathroom,
she'd see him, so I jumped in.
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I think I handled it pretty smoothly.
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Fire! Fire!
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Come on! I gotta get you
out through the window, here.
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No, no, no! You two can use the door.
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Why can't I use the door?
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Are you kidding me!
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You go out through that door,
with that greasy blouse.
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One spark, you'll go
up like a roman candle.
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Smart idea. Smart idea.
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Okay, good.
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It's too small! It's too small!
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All right, all right. Ah, shoot.
Don't panic.
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Maybe I can squeeze you through here, you know.
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Take off your clothes
and rub soap all over your body.
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All right. Okay, fine.
Plan "B."
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Let's get out of here now!
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I got it. All right, all right.
Put this jacket over your head.
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I'll lead you out.
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All right, good, Sam, that's good.
But what about you?
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Take off your blouse.
Put it over my head. I don't know.
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- Sam!
- Come on, quit kidding around!
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Careful, flames!
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Wow.
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Great looks and all that savvy.
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Sam, if you had a spigot
in the middle of your forehead,
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I'd marry you in a second.
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Well, I hope that fire didn't
do a lot of damage.
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I love Little Wally's.
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Woody, there was no fire.
I just made that part up.
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Well she must have looked
like a darn fool
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with your coat wrapped around her face,
running through the restaurant screaming.
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No, not at Little Wally's.
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Well, you did good work Sammy, fine work.
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I don't know, guys. Thank you, but...
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the more I think about it
the more I wonder if did the right thing.
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She should know what that guy
is up to before she gets in too deep.
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Maybe I should tell her.
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No, Sammy, take it from a mailman.
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People want to kill the messenger.
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Or at least overturn his cart
and kick the mail around the hallway.
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You know, I agree with Cliff,
there's a great deal to be said for discretion.
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It's entirely possible Rebecca
may grow tired of Robin all on her own,
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thus avoid the heartache.
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Then on the other hand, as one
who was cuckolded by a lover deeply trusted,
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the longer led on, the harder the fall.
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I'm just not sure that Rebecca
can be as strong and forgiving as I was when...
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that bitch Diane dumped me.
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You know, Sam, I had this cousin,
Skeeter, who was in the army
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a bunch of years ago.
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Well, he never saw any action,
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although he did blow off his
thumb in a mortar accident.
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The big show-off.
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Anyway, he was going out with this girl,
and she went to the Kiwanis dance
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with this other guy, Laird Danielson.
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I saw them kissing and hugging
behind the propane tanks.
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I was pretty much
in the same spot you are now.
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Whatcha do?
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Nothing, I'm waiting to hear what you do.
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I'm gonna tell her.
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There he is, my hero.
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He was probably too modest
to tell you all,
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but this man rushed me
through a burning building
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with his coat over my face
and then led me out of the fire.
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And, I'm telling you the fire was so close
that I could feel the flames licking my ears.
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It was hot, all right.
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Anyway Sam, I just want to
thank you again for saving my life.
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Listen, I probably should have
told you this last night.
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Sit down here, will you.
This is not going to be very easy to tell you.
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How do I start?
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- 'Ixnay, Ammysay, the Imeylay"
- The what?
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Oh, Robin.
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My sweet baby.
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A budding rose.
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I brought it myself because I didn't want
you to miss even a moment of its bloom.
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Oh, my God. This is so cool.
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Oh, Robin, I can hardly wait
till we're alone together again tonight.
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Oh yes. About tonight, I'm terribly sorry.
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An emergency board
meeting has been called.
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How about a late supper afterwards?
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The meeting could last through the night.
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I could last till the morning.
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Let's say that we put that
to the test tomorrow night.
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All right, I'll rest up.
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Olé.
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I'm just going to go
put this in water.
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Sam, I want to thank you
for your discretion last night.
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That is if, running alongside a screaming woman
with a sack over her head
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can be called discretion.
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That wasn't a sack,
it was my jacket.
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Really? Please buy one for me, huh?
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At any rate I wanted to thank you.
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And as a man of the world,
I'm sure you've been in similar circumstances
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and know how
embarrassing it can be.
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It was nice finding an ally
in a sticky situation like that.
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Ally, nothing.
I just didn't want to see Rebecca get hurt.
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Nor do I.
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So I hope you'll keep up
your continued silence
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I mean, if the event should ever repeat itself.
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"Emergency board meeting."
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You got another date tonight, don't you?
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Sadly, um...
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Yes.
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Don't think I want to help you pal.
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Sam, you surprise me.
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You and I have the same weakness,
beautiful women.
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I thought perhaps men like us share
a common bond.
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No, no. We don't share
anything together here.
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You know, Rebecca's my friend.
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You got nerve to think
I'm gonna help you cheat on her.
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I see, you're taking an ethical stand.
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Well let me counter with this.
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One phone call from me
and you can have your bar back.
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Why do you think that you can
always buy anything--
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The whole bar?
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No down payment?
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Cheers will be yours, Sam.
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Okay, I don't feel very good
about this, though.
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Yes, well, you can print that
on your cocktail napkins.
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Well, I'm off for a...
strenuous board meeting.
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I thought I got all of the thorn out,
but it still feels like there's some of it in there.
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Sam, you said you had something
real important you wanted to tell me?
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Yeah.
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I think I just made a
deal to buy back the bar.
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That's wonderful!
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Isn't that fun? You get the bar.
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I get Robin.
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Don't you feel great?
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I...
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feel...
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bad.
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You lost that lovin' feelin'
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Hi there, welcome to Cheers.
We're glad to have you here.
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Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
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Hi there. You look like a couple in love.
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This is a place for love.
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Does this place for
love have a waitress?
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- We've been waiting twenty minutes.
- Well, I can take your order.
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Oh, might I suggest two hot toddies
and a walk hand in hand along the Charles.
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To be honest with you,
Susan and I haven't been getting along lately.
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Give us whatever you're having.
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Sammy, I'm telling you,
if she doesn't cut out that mushy stuff
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she's going to lose "that lovin' feeling'
from the neck down.
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Oh, come on.
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It's not that bad, is it?
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Elaine, your break time's over.
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I can't believe she's
got a harp in here.
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Look how great it
slices these eggs.
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Whoa, oh, oh, ohh
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Elaine, Elaine, sweetheart...
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I never thought I'd say this to a woman,
but please give your fingers a rest, will you.
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Would somebody give me a hand with this?
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Yeah, I'd be happy to.
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I wonder if you knew that the harp here,
is the grandfather of modern-day guitar?
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Yeah, it seems that the early minstrels
were much larger people.
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Never mind, I'll lug it myself.
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Well, suit yourself.
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Yeah, they, uh, had hands
the size of small dogs.
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Sammy, you got to stop Rebecca.
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You got to tell her before
this goes any farther.
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Yeah, come on Sammy, put us out of
our misery, will you.
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Yeah, Sammy, come on, she's taken to replacing
the beer nuts with these little candy hearts
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that say, "Hold Me", "I'm Yours", "Lovey dovey."
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Hey. "Free Beer."
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Oh, no, Mr. Peterson.
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Fool me once.
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She's got to be told, now, Sam.
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"If it were done when 'tis done,
then 'twere well it were done quickly."
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I'm sorry.
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Move it, pal!
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No, I've thought about it and
I'm not going to say anything.
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I just, you know,
I think I'm doing the right thing here.
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I mean, c'mon guys,
what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
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You know, Sam, you've proven to be
a big disappointment to me.
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- Oh, c'mon man don't--
- No, no, no.
241
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,163
You know, I always model myself after you.
242
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:54,751
I mean, not the way you're always hung up
on your looks, that's kind of shallow, really.
243
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,922
Not the chasing after women part,
because that's kinda silly.
244
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,341
But the other part.
245
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,217
There is no other part.
246
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,723
Yeah there is Sam. There's the part of you
that's always looking out for your friends.
247
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:11,184
I mean, that's the thing that's
made you my hero,
248
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,937
and now, leaving Miss Howe on the
hook like that...
249
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,233
I may have to go back to my old hero,
St. Thomas Aquinas.
250
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,281
Guess what, I found somebody
to sublet my apartment.
251
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,784
Why, you're moving?
252
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,411
Well, I can't expect Robin
live in my little hovel.
253
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081
You two are gonna
move in together?
254
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,583
Well, you know, it's the logical next step.
255
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,502
You know,
everything's been going so well for me.
256
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,337
Man, I love the Nineties.
257
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,047
You've lost that--
258
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:45,385
Hey, you start singing again,
it's going to be a very short decade.
259
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,265
Sweetheart, wait, listen don't...
260
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,601
Don't move out of your apartment, honey.
261
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,312
Uh... I got something I gotta tell...
Sit down, here.
262
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,313
What is it?
263
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,902
I know this is the last thing
you want to hear.
264
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,239
I sure as hell wish I didn't have to be
the one to tell you.
265
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,615
Okay, just go ahead and tell me.
266
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,912
Robin is seeing other women behind your back.
267
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,081
What?
268
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,458
There was no fire last night, sweetheart.
269
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,878
Just Robin and some tall,
auburn-haired babe
270
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,880
with legs up to her eyes.
271
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,341
How can you do this to me?
272
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,300
What?
273
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,718
I mean, just because you're jealous,
274
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,055
the first chance you get,
you have to try and submarine Robin.
275
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,598
You need help.
276
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,226
Real help, not Frasier.
277
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,691
Listen to me a second, here.
278
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,067
I'm telling you the truth.
279
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,569
I thought that you were my friend.
280
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,112
I am your friend, damn it.
281
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,655
I'll tell you how good a friend I am.
282
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:50,950
Robin was going to buy this bar back
for me if I kept my mouth shut.
283
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,910
Oh, brother!
284
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,912
How low can you sink?
285
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,373
Do you really expect me
to believe a stupid story
286
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,958
like that about my sweet baby?
287
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,751
Honey...
288
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,296
The guy doesn't have
a board meeting.
289
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465
He's with that
woman right now.
290
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,842
Fine, fine.
291
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,844
I'm just going to prove you wrong.
292
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,721
I'm gonna go over there and I'll wait outside
that board meeting.
293
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:12,680
- No...
- Yes, I am.
294
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,432
And then he's gonna come out
and I'm gonna see him.
295
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,851
We'll smooch a little bit,
and then we'll laugh
296
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,395
about you and your stupid, pitiful lies.
297
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,985
Well, I don't care if she
doesn't believe me.
298
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,653
I'll tell you.
299
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,947
You know, I feel good about myself
300
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,533
because I told the truth,
and, you know,
301
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,162
when it comes right down to it,
I'll be able to live with myself.
302
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,997
Sammy, come here.
303
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,624
Yeah, what?
304
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,628
You could've had the
bar back you jackass!
305
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,511
Surprise, darling!
306
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,471
What's going on?
307
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,139
Robin, who is this?
308
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,558
Who am I? Who are you?
309
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,603
Well, I see introductions are in order.
310
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:05,525
Christine Davi, New York City Ballet.
Rebecca Howe, proprietor of Cheers.
311
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,027
Sam was right.
312
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,781
God, why does this
always happen to me?
313
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,618
How can somebody
as beautiful as I am be such a loser?
314
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:21,958
Robin, I thought we had something.
315
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,918
You're seeing her, too?
316
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,088
Well, this evening is off
to a rollicking start.
317
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:32,510
Robin, I'm not the kind of person
who fools around with just anybody.
318
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,637
Are you saying I am?
319
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,557
Ballerina, why don't you
make like a swan and die?
320
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,813
Robin, I need a one-woman man.
321
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,731
And I am a one-woman man.
322
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,234
It's just that I am still looking
for the one woman.
323
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,486
But you can both take heart.
324
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,779
I've got it narrowed down to three,
325
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,075
you two and a little charge d'affaires
in the French Consulate.
326
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,330
Well, I don't care who you are.
327
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,583
I have my self-respect.
328
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,960
No one treats Christine Davi like this.
329
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,088
I... Christine...
330
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,385
So...
331
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,221
Now I guess it's down to two.
332
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,890
Rebecca, you don't know how lucky I am
333
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,643
to find someone so understanding
and compassionate as you are.
334
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,020
Not so fast, Robin.
335
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,689
I have a little self-respect myself.
336
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,443
You're going to have to
choose, Robin, right now.
337
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,697
Is it going to be me or
your charge d'affaires?
338
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:37,908
Well, honestly, I...
339
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,243
Don't know.
340
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,329
Fine.
341
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,124
Then promise me you'll
think about it a while.
342
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,799
- Hi, Sam.
- Hello.
343
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,510
Well, I guess I owe you an apology.
344
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:57,970
Ah, I'm sorry.
345
00:18:58,721 --> 00:18:59,930
Feeling all right?
346
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,057
Me?
347
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,141
Fine.
348
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,730
Well, did you tell him to take off?
349
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,231
No, Sam.
350
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,275
That would be the easy
thing for me to do.
351
00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,526
Well, did you let him off the hook?
352
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,654
Did he promise that he wasn't
going to see any more women?
353
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,946
No, Sam.
354
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,199
That would be the easy
thing for him to do.
355
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,576
Well, what are we left with here?
356
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,747
A deeper understanding
of our relationship and, uh...
357
00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:29,168
What we as mature adults
are going to do to make it work out.
358
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,670
You bought that?
359
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,675
For your information,
Robin wants very much to get married.
360
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,550
He does?
361
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,387
Yes he does.
To me or one other woman.
362
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,015
He narrowed it down.
That's a nice touch.
363
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,058
Sam.
364
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:44,934
Come on.
365
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,395
Something worth having
is worth fighting for.
366
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:48,979
Nah, you sold out.
367
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,898
I absolutely did not sell out.
368
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:55,111
I merely entered a fair contest
where the payoff
369
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,905
would satisfy any woman's wildest dreams.
370
00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,115
You really believe that?
371
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,909
I believe every single word.
372
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,998
Oh, boy.
373
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,292
What am I going to do?
374
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,338
I feel so cheap and so used.
375
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:18,551
I think... Oh, God, Sam.
I can't do this to myself.
376
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:21,262
I'm going to have to break it off with Robin.
377
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,431
Well, it's the right thing to do.
378
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:26,434
Oh, God, why do I feel so miserable?
379
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,270
It's never the right thing unless you
do feel miserable.
380
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,896
I know.
381
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,858
I'm just going to tell him it's over.
382
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,945
I'll just say to him, um...
383
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,575
That's it, sweet baby.
384
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:54,336
I mean, you know, Robin Colcord
is not worth me losing my dignity.
385
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,339
Oh, yeah.
386
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,716
Dignity...
387
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,342
Why not?
388
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,386
I've tried everything else in my life.
389
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,723
Rebecca, I knew I'd find you here.
390
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,932
That's fascinating.
391
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,477
Everyone else at the end
of the evening goes home.
392
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,479
You people come to this bar.
393
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,232
This is your chance.
You give him hell.
394
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,360
I'm going to make him
wish he'd never been born.
395
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,449
Robin...
396
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,203
- Mr. Colcord...
- Rebecca, I'll be brief.
397
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,456
You were very understanding about
that little incident back in my limo,
398
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,750
and I think that kind of understanding
should be rewarded.
399
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:37,797
So, I'd like you to have this.
It's a diamond bracelet.
400
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,549
It's not much, really.
Though it does come with a security guard.
401
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,434
It's gorgeous.
402
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,277
No.
403
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:06,784
Robin, you know, I don't love you
for your money or your diamonds
404
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:10,162
or the fact that you can buy my friends bars.
405
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,500
I love you because
I think you're a very interesting man and...
406
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:18,712
- I thought you cared about me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
407
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,715
I'm ashamed of myself
for trying to buy your feelings.
408
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,093
I want to tell you that I'm still the same man,
409
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,762
and I still care for you
the same as I did before.
410
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,225
Well, by that, do you mean that you...
411
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,644
care for me but still
want to see other women?
412
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,854
Exactly.
413
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:39,358
I'd like to point out that if I'd offered this
bracelet to my charge d'affaires,
414
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,860
she would've snatched it up in a blur.
415
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,112
I admire your standards.
416
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,783
You know,
this definitely puts you in the lead.
417
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,536
Must go.
418
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,413
Would you care to join me?
419
00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,004
I am winning.
420
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,464
I'm winning...
421
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,968
Come... listen, listen to me for a second here.
422
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:09,430
Come on, you're giving up something
very valuable and very important.
423
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,640
You're going to regret this
the rest of your life.
424
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:13,851
You're right.
425
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,563
I will take that bracelet.