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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Rebecca, how are you
on this magnificent day?
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None of your business.
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Who stuck a burr under
your saddle, Missy?
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Sorry, Frasier. I've just been
in a bad mood lately.
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Would you like to talk about it?
It might help to alleviate your depression.
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No, I really wouldn't feel comfortable
talking to you.
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Why is that? Because you know me too well
to think of me as a therapist?
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No. Because I saw you dance around
this bar in your underwear
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with swizzle sticks in your ears
when they brought back classic Coke.
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Granted, that wasn't my finest hour,
but you can taste the difference.
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Now, Rebecca,
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counseling people is what I do.
Please let me help you.
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All right, Frasier.
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It's just that I can't
seem to make anything work.
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Robin is in prison, I manage this crummy bar,
my career is at a standstill,
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I'm miserable, I'm lonely,
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and now I have to sell my Mercedes.
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I see.
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Well, I'll...
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I'll give you $5,000 cash
and take over your payments.
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- $6,000, Firm.
- Deal.
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- Thank you.
- Damn, it's good to heal!
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You know, Sam, this is a treat.
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I've got this side of the bar
to myself.
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I can drink my beer
and enjoy my newspaper
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without being pummeled
on every side by inane chatter.
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- Yup.
- Say, well, look at this.
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There is barometric pressure on Venus.
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How do they measure that?
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Beats me.
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A man was reunited
with his twin brother after 30 years.
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They worked in the same auto plant
in Columbus, Ohio.
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That's nice.
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Say, would anybody like me
to read their horoscope?
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I'll start with Aries.
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Somebody want to play
with Frasier, please?
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Hi, Sammy, sorry I'm late.
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There's a prison work crew
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in the park across the street.
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You should've heard some of those
raunchy, sleazy come-ons.
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Pretty bad, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
I really outdid myself.
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I should write a book.
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Hey, Becs, you know,
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you might be interested to know
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that one of those cons out there
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is your pasty-faced billionaire boyfriend.
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Robin?
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Yeah, he was out there
picking up trash.
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I wonder if he was using the same line
he used on you.
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My poor, sweet baby.
I better go see him.
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No, I better not.
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If the other guys get jealous,
they might give him a hard time.
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But then, if I don't go see him,
he'll probably think that I'm ashamed of him.
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But if I see him,
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it might be all too painful for him.
What should I do? I don't know.
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- What do you think I should do?
- Twins in the same auto plant?
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Come on, you guys.
You just don't care.
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Honey, I'm trying like hell to care.
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If it means that much
to you,
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why don't you run outside there
and blow him a kiss.
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Yeah, right.
Get him in trouble
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so he has to spend
the night in the box.
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Blow him a kiss.
you heartless bastard!
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Boy, it must have been pretty
rough on old Robin Colcord, huh?
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One day he's living in a penthouse,
the next day, he's picking up trash with a stick.
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- You're loving this, aren't you, Sammy?
- Every minute.
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Sam, you missed a great lunch.
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Mr. Clavin and Mr. Peterson
treated me at The Hungry Heifer.
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- How was it?
- Wednesday ribs-capade, Sammy.
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End of story.
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Where's the third member
of your gastronomic suicide squad?
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Mr. Peterson's still at the Heifer.
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You know, we got some bad news.
They're going to tear the place down.
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Oh, dear. Well, I can
see why Norm would want
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to spend some final moments of contemplation
in a place that meant so much to him.
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No, no, he was just sopping up some gravy
with a Parker House roll.
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Each man mourns
in his own way.
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Hope it doesn't hit him too hard.
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What's the big deal?
So they're leveling another beef joint.
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Another beef joint?
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You obviously have never been there
for "you keep the hoof" night.
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I know this is not atypical behavior.
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Many people can form emotional bonds
to significant places in their lives.
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I think we should all be very sensitive
to what Norm is going through.
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You know, that's a good idea, Frase.
Maybe we shouldn't say anything
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to remind him of the Hungry Heifer
when he comes back here.
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Maybe not say any words
like "beef" or "meat."
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Sam, what about "meet" as in
"Let's meet for dinner tonight"?
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Yeah, that would be fine, Woody.
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Great. Where do you want to go?
You feel like Chinese?
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You know, on second thought,
maybe that's not a good idea.
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That's why I asked.
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Good afternoon, everybody.
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- Norm!
- Norm!
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- Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
- Beats me...
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And it kicks me
and leaves me for dead.
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Well, here's a cold one for you there, buddy.
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Hey, uh... Norm.
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How about some of these extra-salty pretzels
you so heartily enjoy, huh?
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You're welcome to share
some of my beer nuts if you like.
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Meat!
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Everybody was thinking it.
I was the only one who had the guts to say it.
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We're sorry, man. We feel bad
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because we know how much
The Hungry Heifer means to you.
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You don't know the half of it,
Sammy.
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I love The Heifer.
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Don't know what I'm going to do
without that place.
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It was like my home
away from Cheers.
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If you'll excuse me, guys, I...
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just want to be alone.
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Wait, whoa!
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Not that alone.
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- Well, they're carting the cons away.
- Robin's leaving?
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Yeah. Just loaded him
and his sunburnt pals into the van.
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He was red as a lobster.
Bet he blisters.
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Carla, honey, I don't think Rebecca
wants to talk about this right now.
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After all, her guy's in jail.
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She's lonely, she's hurting.
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She's a woman in need.
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- She misses her man.
- God, I do, Sam. I do.
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Say, hon...
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I just want to say that
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I know what you're going through right now
and if there's anything I can do for you,
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or to you,
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I'm here for you,
or there for you,
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or on the floor for you.
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Gee, Sam, when you
put it like that,
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you make me sick.
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Well, you'll think about it. I mean,
'cause you're thinking about it right now.
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I bet if I took an X-ray of your brain,
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I'd be lying stretched out,
all naked.
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Don't leave out
the tag on your toe.
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Would that tag happen to say
"For a good time, follow this leg"?
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I sure know how to make
my own fun, don't I?
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Guys, look,
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sorry I was getting all emotional
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In the Hungry Heifer, I mean...
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It's just that I'm losing someplace
that's so close to my heart.
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Don't you mean
clogging your heart?
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Well, Norm, there are
other restaurants.
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It's not just the restaurant.
It's the owner, okay? Sid Nelson.
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He's a funny kind of guy, you know,
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he's all tough on the outside,
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but really soft and mushy
on the inside.
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Not unlike
his entire menu.
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- Sid was always there for me.
- Not unlike his entire menu.
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I remember one time in college
I had to stay up all night
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to finish a term paper.
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Sid stayed up with me
till we finished it.
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We also finished
a two-pound onion loaf.
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Well, Norm, I don't blame you
for being depressed.
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No, depressed? Come on.
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Life's only temporary
anyway, right?
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You're born, blah, blah, blah.
You die.
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Norm, I look at you and I
see a man at a crossroads.
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This may be your very first
brush with mortality,
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with the temporal nature of things.
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You may feel futile now,
but there are ways to combat that.
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Yeah? How?
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Well, by guaranteeing
your own immortality,
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by leaving your mark on the world.
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He always leaves two dents
on the stool.
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Carla, please.
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He does. Big ones, too.
When he goes home at night,
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this stool looks
like it has a mohawk.
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I was hoping for something a little more
life-affirming, thank you.
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Norm, there are many
roads open to you.
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Jeez, you could do something
to help save The Hungry Heifer.
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Better yet, you could help do something
to save yourself. Turn over a new leaf.
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Diet, exercise,
work for a charitable cause.
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Or, if you want, the ultimate way
of guaranteeing your immortality,
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Go home to Vera and start a family
right this minute!
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Frasier...
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You are right.
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When you're right,
you are right.
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I am going to do it!
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I'm going to save The Hungry Heifer!
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Well, what about dieting, exercise,
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making a baby with Vera?
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You do it.
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Hey, Sammy.
Here you go.
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Enjoy yourself?
Oh, yeah!
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I tell you, you haven't lived
until you've washed a car
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in front of a bunch
of drooling cons.
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Ooh! just like in
Cool Hand Luke! Whoo!
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- Here you go, Frase.
- Thank you.
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I got here, uh...
Joe, Marty.
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Who had
the powder blue caddy?
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Carla, how's it going out there?
How does Robin look?
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Okay, he was being pushed around
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by this big, old hunk
of a guard.
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His name is Vince.
He's got some muscles.
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I'm telling you, he could snap Robin's neck
like a number two pencil.
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But he didn't hurt Robin, did he?
I mean, Robin's okay, isn't he?
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Anyway, then this Vince,
he gets a load of me
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and my bucket of suds
and starts flexing.
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But Robin-- Robin,
he gets dehydrated easily.
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Robin, Robin, Robin.
So your boyfriend's in prison. Boo hoo!
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Can't you be happy for
someone else for a change?
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Hey, don't listen to her.
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She's trying to get
under your skin.
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I can see how much this
must be hurting you,
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watching the man you love
out there in the sun
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all day long
picking up garbage,
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while the whole city
looks at him
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and laughs at him.
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- Thanks for understanding, Sam.
- Yeah.
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You really do relish this,
don't you, Sam?
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Every single minute.
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Come on. Stop moping around.
Look, why don't you do what any woman
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would do for her man?
Strip to your skivvies,
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grab a chamois,
and wash a couple of cars.
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Get your front wet.
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I don't think Robin would respond
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to something cheap like that.
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Oh, yeah? You should've seen how fast
he stabbed that trash when I did it.
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Hey, Norm, how's it coming
with that petition to save the Heifer, huh?
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Great. I got 100 more signatures back there,
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although I am getting
a little bit of writer's cramp.
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I wish you luck, Mr. P.
I know how hard it is
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to get people to sign a petition.
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I remember back in Hanover,
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I tried to gather signatures
to rebuild the town band shell
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after the Fourth of July explosion.
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I had a heck of a time.
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I couldn't even get
my uncle Elwood to sign.
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Oh, couldn't even convince
your uncle, huh?
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Oh, he was convinced.
He just couldn't grip the pen.
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See, he was in charge
of lighting the fireworks.
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They had extra-small fuses. No, no...
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Time to pound the pavement.
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If I get, like, 100 more signatures,
I can bring this petition over to city hall.
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- Good for you.
- Frasier, you were absolutely right.
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This feels right. This feels great.
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It's been a long time
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since I pounded the bricks
for a cause.
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Oh, I can't stand thinking of Robin
out there in the blazing sun.
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Aw, honey. Well, I'll tell you what.
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Let me-- let me put on a song here
for you, take your mind off it.
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No, Sam, that's not going to work.
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All right, go ahead, just--
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Damn it, Sam, turn it off!
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Is that your idea of a song
that's going to cheer me up?
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Well, hey, it's got a great beat.
It's easy to pick up trash to.
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Just go on with your stupid, little,
idiotic, nasty jokes,
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because you know what?
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I love Robin, and I am
going to remain loyal to him,
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like it says right there--
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B-14. Stand By Your Man.
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- Cliff, you want to go shoot some stick?
- Let's shoot some stick, doctor.
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Hey, before you go back there,
Dr. Crane, I should tell you
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that Carla's keeping
a guard on the pool table.
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- Why is she doing that?
- I guess she likes him.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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Hey, how would a beer feel,
Mr. Peterson?
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Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
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In fact, let me buy a beer
for everybody, okay?
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- All right!
- All right!
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Guys, I have saved
The Hungry Heifer.
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- Whoo!
- Yay!
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Great! How'd you do it?
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Well, I went over to city hall
to drop off the petition, right?
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Stopped in to do a little research.
It turns out that The Hungry Heifer
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is the only building
on the entire Eastern seaboard
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that has a giant, red-eyed,
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steam-snorting bull on the roof.
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What about Hub's Steak Hut?
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- It's gone.
- Lucky Chuckie's Chuck House?
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Struck by lightning.
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- Bill's Place For Steak?
- Stolen.
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Wow. That really is the end of an era.
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Wonder who's next--
going to take down
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those big buckets of chicken?
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There's a message
in this for the big boy--
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Get rid of those overalls
and get a real job.
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Yeah. You know who doesn't
have to worry?
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Denny, heh heh.
Nobody knows what he looks like.
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Oh, sorry. Was that out loud?
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Anyway, the city planner's office
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issued a temporary injunction
against any demolition
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until it can be determined
whether The Hungry Heifer
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can be declared a roadside landmark.
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- Congratulations, Norm.
- Gentlemen, start your enzymes.
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- Yeah!
- Norm!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look,
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I'm going to invite you guys all
to The Hungry Heifer tonight.
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What was supposed to be
a sad, little farewell dinner
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is going to turn into the happiest meal
of Mr. Sid Nelson's life.
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Everyone's going to be there, guys--
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- Even the big eaters circle.
- You in that, Mr. P?
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No, no, Woody, please,
this is a closed table.
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I mean, someone has to die
before you can get a seat there.
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Wow, too bad.
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00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,307
Oh, no, these guys drop dead,
like, once a week.
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I got a real shot at it, I think.
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00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,856
Say, honey, I hate to bother you, you know,
with Robin on your mind and everything,
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but I just bought some new clothes.
I'd like a woman's point of view.
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- Fine, let's see 'em.
- Hit it, Frase.
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Our model Sam is sporting
the latest in big house chic.
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This ensemble
is equally appropriate
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for playing the harmonica
or just crushing rocks.
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It comes complete with anklet
and matching trash kebab,
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made popular by billionaire
swindler Robin Colcord.
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You think you're hilarious,
don't you, Sam?
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Well, I bring the party with me,
don't I, babe?
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Optional with this outfit is
a matching set of tattoos
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reading: "Born to Raise Hell'
and "It's Society's Fault."
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You guys,
don't encourage him!
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Guys, watch this--
quick impression of Robin Colcord.
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Blimey! There's a lot of trash
on the ground, isn't there?
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Well...
I'll just have to impale it
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and flush it down the loo.
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Cor! Look at it all over the place.
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Look at that, look at that.
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Uh, that's it, let's go.
You're spending the night in the box.
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Ha ha! What are you talking about?
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00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,470
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm not one of your prisoners.
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00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,389
I know, but you stabbed my foot.
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And I got a gun, so you're
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spending the night in the box.
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It was an accident.
Do something, will you, Rebecca?
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Okay, Sam.
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Well, ha ha.
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- Hey, hey.
- Whoo.
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All right.
Attention, please.
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Attention, please.
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Okay, before we get to the ceremony,
I'd like to make a little announcement.
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Because of tonight's
very special occasion,
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the fudge volcano will keep
erupting for one more hour.
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00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,431
All right!
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00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,519
All right, there we go, yeah.
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00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,146
Okay!
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The big eaters circle. All right!
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00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,569
Now, I'd like to introduce
to you folks
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the owner and operator
of The Hungry Heifer,
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our very special guest,
Mr. Sid Nelson!
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Sid! Sid! Sid!
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Let me get right to the point, Sid.
I knew you were expecting
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a tearful farewell dinner here tonight,
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00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,506
- but that is not going to happen.
- What are you talking about?
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00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:55,509
Well, The Hungry Heifer is not going
to be torn down.
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00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:58,346
- What are you talking about?
- Perhaps this piece of paper
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Will help explain things, Sid.
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00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,558
This is an injunction,
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00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,895
making The Hungry Heifer
immune to any wrecking ball.
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00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,773
It will be here for our children
and our children's children.
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00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:18,074
Sid obviously wasn't
prepared for this happy news.
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00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,367
Tell you what, uh...
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00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,619
Have the band strike up
another tune, okay?
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00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,331
- The band felt bloated and left.
- You got to pace yourself.
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Sid!
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Sid! What are you doing?
You could start a grease fire in here.
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00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:36,467
I mean, I know you have them every day,
but this one could get out of hand.
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00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,638
- You jerk! You ruined everything.
- I thought you'd be happy.
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00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,100
Happy? Why should I be happy?
The developers were going to give me
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three times what this joint is worth.
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00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,064
I didn't know you wanted out
of this place, Sid. Why?
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00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:55,194
How would you like to spend 7 days a week
up to your elbows in cow flesh?
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00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,572
Sid, I never knew
you felt this way.
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00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:03,411
I didn't always, but, I don't know,
this is the nineties, Norm.
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00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,372
We've learned a lot
about the kind of poisons
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00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,916
we've been putting
into our bodies.
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00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,837
You look at that, you see some T-bones
and a rump roast.
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00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,673
I see a loaded gun.
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00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,802
I've been carrying it around
with me for a long time, Norm--
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00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,513
The guilt
for what I've been doing
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to bodies like yours.
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00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,104
I thought I had a way out.
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00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,399
I could sell the place
to the loop syndicate, but
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00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:37,528
I guess the only way out for me now
is just to torch the place.
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00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:41,240
Hey, no, you can't--
Sid, you cannot burn down The Hungry Heifer.
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00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,658
Yeah.
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00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,327
- I guess you're right.
- Yeah.
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00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,663
I'd be the first one
they'd suspect.
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00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,666
Who am I going to get
to do it for me, Norm?
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00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,001
I got no family.
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00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,586
Who's going to light
the match for me?
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00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,421
I got no son.
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00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,549
You're the one who came
closest to that for me.
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00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,633
Thank you, Sid.
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00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,052
Light the match.
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00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:05,598
No, there's no way I'm going to let you
go through with this, no.
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00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,893
I'm an old man, Norm.
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00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:12,104
I got nothing to look forward to.
Light the match.
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00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,814
Sid, come on.
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00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,233
There's no way I'm going to let you
go through with this.
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00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,403
You mean too much to me.
All right?
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00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,071
I mean...
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00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,575
Look, I never said this to my...
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00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,160
to my own father, but...
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00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,289
I-- I love you, Sid.
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00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,916
Hey.
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00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,626
I didn't know you felt like that, Norm.
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00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,961
- Yeah.
- Gee.
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00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,881
- I love you, too.
- Light the match.
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00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:43,052
Would you stop with the matches, Sid?
Just stop with it.
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00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,558
So, Sid finally
came around, huh?
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00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,269
- Yeah, you bet he did, yeah.
- How did you convince him?
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00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,605
Well, I told him he could serve
a healthier menu--
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00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,816
Smaller portions,
leaner cuts of beef.
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00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,777
He's actually going to put
some greens in the salad bar.
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00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,530
You know, we could change the name to
The Healthy Heifer.
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00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,407
Yeah. I think I really turned his life around today.
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00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:09,495
- What the hell--
- Sid! Sid!
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00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,163
What's going on?
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00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,624
This is Gus the Busboy.
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00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,043
Now he is the son I never had.
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00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,546
Fire!
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00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,797
Fire!