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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Sorry, Sam. I can't fix the jukebox here.
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I gotta take it back to the shop
and open her up.
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I'll go get the guys.
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Take it back to the shop, my foot.
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That's the biggest ploy
in the fix-it racket, Sammy.
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You know, they tell you that
just so they can jack up the price on you.
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Trust me, all this baby needs
is one swift, good...
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Shop time.
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What are we going to do
without our jukebox?
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The place won't be the same.
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No jukebox? I feel naked.
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Excuse me.
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Why are you all mourning
the temporary loss of this jukebox?
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I mean,
you never play it.
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No, no, no, Fras, the point is,
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it's the perfect height to lean on.
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Take a look at what it does to
the line of my body there.
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It's a perfect pickup post.
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Hi.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm just demonstrating.
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I'll talk to you later.
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All right, Sam, but you never play it.
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Frasier, I never play Vera, either,
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but I'd miss her if a couple guys
wheeled her
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out of here
on a refrigerator dolly.
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Sam, I should have
her back in a week good as new.
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A week? How can we live without
our juke for a week?
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Now, don't you have a loaner
or something?
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I'm all out of jukeboxes.
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How about
a cigarette machine?
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We'd never use that.
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You never use the jukebox!
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Hey, if you want, I could loan you
a karaoke machine.
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What's a karaoke machine?
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Walter?
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May I?
See, a karaoke machine
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is a self-contained musical gizmo
of Oriental origin, much like yourself.
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You know, it plays the, well,
the background accompaniment
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to popular songs
so that shower crooners like myself
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can sing along.
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Clavin, I didn't know
you did that.
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I'm amazed.
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- Sing?
- No, that you shower.
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By the way,
your singing stinks, too.
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Hey, you guys, look what it says here
on my limerick-a-day calendar.
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Oh, let me guess.
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There was an old maid named Becks
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who went a long time without sex.
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Carla, why does your humor always have
to be at someone else's expense?
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That's what makes me laugh.
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Well, for those
of you who do care,
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Robin gets out
of prison on Monday.
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Well, that's great, great, but aren't you
kind of forgetting something important?
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No, no, no, no, I remember--
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We won't have any money,
we'll have to start all over.
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No, no, no. No, the limerick.
Read the limerick.
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I cannot believe you guys
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are more interested
in some stupid rhyme
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than in my happiness.
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That's certainly not true in my case,
Miss Howe.
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Thank you, Woody.
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I'm interested in both equally.
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Boy, she saw
right through me.
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I'm dying to hear that limerick.
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Here we go, Sam.
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Your karaoke machine and some song
catalogs to go along with it.
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Oh, great.
That's just what we need,
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a loud, abrasive noise-making machine.
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Fras, come on, don't pick on something
that can't defend itself.
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Thank you, Norm.
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Oh, perhaps I passed
judgment too quickly here.
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This may have merit in it.
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It's filled with old standards.
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It's got "Someone To Watch Over Me,"
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"All Of Me,"
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"You Made Me Love You."
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Lollipop
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Ba boom boom boom
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Normy, Normy, how
does this song end?
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I don't know. I think it just
kind of keeps going
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till one of us drops.
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Ba boom boom boom
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, please!
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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This is the silliest,
dopiest display
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we've ever witnessed.
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And if you want to make a pop,
you do it like this--
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I got a delivery
for a Miss Rebecca Howe.
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I'm Rebecca Howe.
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Here you go.
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And here you go.
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Ooh, a shiny quarter.
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Jeepers, this will pay
for my sister's operation.
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Look at this.
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A single white rose.
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I wonder what this means.
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Well, if it means the same thing
it does in my family,
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you better have
Clavin start your car tonight.
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It's from Robin.
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"Dear Rebecca,
I'll be free on Monday.
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If you're free as well,
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would you care to join me
in holy matrimony?"
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Oh, my God.
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This is a proposal.
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In three days,
I'm going to be Mrs. Robin Colcord.
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That is cause for a
special celebration.
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Woody, I think I'll have a beer.
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Congratulations, Miss Howe.
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I mean, gosh, you know, I may not be
the most inarticulate guy in the world, but...
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Wait a minute.
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Don't you mean articulate?
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Isn't it the same thing,
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like flammable
and inflammable?
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Boy, I learned that one
the hard way.
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I think this is great,
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but there's something you ought
to know before you get married.
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What is that?
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I have a strict policy
about going to bed with married women,
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so this weekend is your absolute
last chance to have me again.
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- I don't think so, Sam.
- All right, all right. Stupid policy.
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How about the weekend
after next?
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Lilith, I can't believe you did this.
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Nobody's ever thrown
a party like this for me before.
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Turnabout is fair play.
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You gave me my bridal shower
three years ago.
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Oh, yeah, Lilith,
I just threw that together.
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I really didn't put
any thought into it at all.
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That would explain the napkins
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that said, 'Mazel tov,
Sy and Effie Kupperman."
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I got a break on those
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when Sy Kupperman skipped
town with his secretary.
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How lucky for me.
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Boy, these Mylar balloons
are a public hazard.
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What do you mean?
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Well, Mylar is a form of metal, Paul,
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and if you release these things,
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they get caught up in high tension wires,
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they cause an arc,
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sending a shower of sparks
all over the place.
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And, hey, it could put out the lights
of a whole city block.
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All right!
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Gentlemen? if I may,
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I'd like to propose a toast to the woman
of the hour,
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for the reason we're all gathered here
at this wonderful party.
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To a very special lady
who I must say
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has a glow tonight
like I've never seen before.
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Thank you, Frasier.
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Pipe down.
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I've got to finish this toast to Lilith
or she'll kill me.
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To Lilith.
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I'd just like to say
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it's a really beautiful day,
it's a really nice party,
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and if I'm ever lucky enough
to be married,
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I hope it's to someone
just like you.
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To Lilith.
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This is more attention
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than I got at my own shower.
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Well, I'd like to make
a toast to the bride-to-be.
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- Me?
- Yep.
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I'd just like to say that, you know,
when you and Robin first got together,
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none of us thought
that a match between a billionaire tycoon
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and a... you...
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You know, would work out.
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But this is just great,
honey.
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I wish the two of you
happiness forever and ever.
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That's very sweet, Sam.
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- Yeah.
- Hey.
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And I want to make
a toast, too,
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to you and all
you guys in the bar.
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You've really stood by me,
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and I love you all.
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To us.
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She didn't mention my name.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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I'd like to make another toast.
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She's going to bail herself out.
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- To Robin.
- Robin!
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- Mr. Colcord.
- Strike two.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. One more.
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I feel like I'm leaving
somebody out.
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Here we go.
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To me and to my happiness.
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Okay, Frasier, that's it.
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Get your coat.
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And, of course, to Lilith.
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Oh, Rebecca, you didn't have to.
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Frasier, put your coat down.
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We're not going anywhere.
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Okay, everybody, give
me your attention.
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A couple of the guys have put together a song
for the future Mrs. Colcord.
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Hit it.
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
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Lollipop, lollipop
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Excuse me.
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Paul, shut that thing off.
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My wife's throwing
a lovely shower here.
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The least you could do
is show a little respect?
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Oh, Fras, we're just giving
the gift of music here.
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Some gift--
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Singing with those stupid voices
an even stupider song.
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What is that song
even supposed to mean, anyway?
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Well, uh, it's about this girl,
and, uh...
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Lollipops.
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All right, if you must sing,
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why don't you sing something a little
more appropriate to the occasion?
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Oh, look,
here's a lovely song,
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"isn't it Romantic."
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It's kind of slow, isn't it?
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Yeah, you don't get to make
funny noises in it, either.
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He calls it a classic.
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Of course it's a classic.
It has a rare beauty,
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a haunting imagery,
an enchanting melody...
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Excuse me.
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And it goes, Paul,
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something like this...
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Isn't it romantic
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Music in the night
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A dream
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That can be heard
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Isn't it romantic
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Moving shadows make
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The oldest magic word
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I hear the breezes
playing
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In the trees above
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You're right, Fras, it is a lovely song
when sung properly.
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Killjoy.
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Boy, that's lovely, isn't it?
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Yes. This is great champlagne.
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Did you hear me? I said "champlagne."
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I meant to say "champlagne."
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I said it again.
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I think maybe
you've had enough.
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No, no, no, no.
I want to make a toast. Please?
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Okay.
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To champlagne!
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No, no, I'm kidding.
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To my sweet baby Robin.
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We may not have much,
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but we have each other.
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Then you don't have much.
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Hit me again, Sam.
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No, no, I think you've definitely had enough.
256
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,688
Sam, I'm toasting.
257
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,107
No, you're toasted plenty.
258
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,859
Sam, I'm not through toasting.
259
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,319
I want to toast love.
260
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,405
I want to toast commitment.
261
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:06,160
And I want to make a toast
to my whole stupid, stupid life.
262
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,414
Isn't it romantic
263
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,332
Merely to be young
264
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:14,127
Oh, shut up
and leave me alone.
265
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,837
Hey, would you
cut me some slack?
266
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,255
I've had no formal training.
267
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:39,777
Hey, there
268
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,321
Who?
269
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,907
You with the stars
in your eyes
270
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,035
Are you talking to me?
271
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,245
Love never made
272
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,747
A fool of you
273
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,749
Frasier,
it's been two days.
274
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,084
I think it's time you stopped.
275
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,420
In the middle of my
salute to Adler and Ross?
276
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:58,671
I think not.
277
00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,383
Hey, there
278
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,011
You on that high...
279
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,512
It's a dangerous combination.
280
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,308
A karaoke machine
and an obsessive personality
281
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,977
whose parents used to play
Broadway cast albums
282
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,063
to drown out their lovemaking.
283
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:23,780
Still can't get a hold of Miss Howe?
284
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,740
No. It's been busy for hours.
285
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:27,742
Well, she is getting
married tomorrow.
286
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,118
She's probably got a lot to do.
287
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,662
Maybe find something to wear.
288
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,040
Yes, it's not like
Sy and Effie Kupperman
289
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,458
left her a wedding gown.
290
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:46,427
She hasn't been here
for two whole days.
291
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,971
You think I ought
to go see her, Lilith?
292
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,683
I'm going to tell you
what I tell all my patients,
293
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,769
"What do you think?"
294
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,145
They pay you for that?
295
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,231
"What do you think?"
296
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,820
I don't think she
wants to talk to me.
297
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:06,697
Why don't you go over
and see how she's doing, Carla?
298
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,325
Yeah, great. I'll do that.
and while I'm there,
299
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,161
you can take my kids
to go see Smurfs On Ice.
300
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,164
Oh, I'll go see her.
301
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,461
Woody, lock up for me,
would you, buddy?
302
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,380
All right, everybody out.
303
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,714
Closing up.
304
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,842
Woody?
305
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,177
Not now. At closing time.
306
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,679
Could you be more specific, Sam?
307
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:30,972
I'm not a mind reader.
308
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,983
Hold your horsies.
309
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,402
Here I come.
310
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,165
Oh, well.
311
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,375
You're not the pizza boy,
312
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,878
but you're cute.
313
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,716
Ooh! How do you
see anything in here?
314
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,387
Well, let me just open those drapes
and let in a little light, okay?
315
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,314
Why don't I turn on
a lamp here?
316
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,155
Come on, honey.
317
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,535
Click.
318
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,005
Boy, you're not going to get
your security deposit back here.
319
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,301
You drinking again?
320
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,763
Certainly not.
I never stopped.
321
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,390
There.
322
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,351
Now I stopped.
323
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,854
Now I'm drinking again.
324
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,529
So... you want to talk?
325
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,281
Is this about getting
married tomorrow?
326
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,783
You getting cold feet?
327
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,034
Certainly not.
328
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,537
I'm perfectly prepared to marry Robin
329
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,539
and spend the rest of my life with him.
330
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:24,168
I'm just not particularly
looking forward to it.
331
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,134
You know, I don't get that.
332
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:37,640
All you done the last two years
is talk about getting married to this guy.
333
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,517
Yeah, well, I'll tell you,
334
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,396
it is one thing to love somebody
335
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,606
who's serving time for you.
336
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:49,527
It's another thing
serving time with them.
337
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,617
Sam, I haven't even begun, you know,
to taste life.
338
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:01,038
I mean, I just discovered
this drinking thing.
339
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,879
Sweetheart...
I can understand the temptation.
340
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,924
I mean, after all,
I'm a recovering alcoholic.
341
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,512
I'm just not ready
for commitment yet.
342
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,556
Well, doubt's part of any relationship.
343
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,058
I mean, look at me.
I was divorced.
344
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,561
You know, I drink for a couple of days,
345
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,563
and you were an alcoholic.
346
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,857
I have a little bit of trouble
with a relationship,
347
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,567
and you were divorced.
348
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:33,237
Do you retain water in the middle
of the month, too, Sam?
349
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,913
Look, I'm just trying to help you.
350
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,042
I mean, everybody gets cold feet
when they're about to get married,
351
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,878
but it's a pretty weenie reason
to start drinking.
352
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,546
Why did you start drinking?
353
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,049
I lost my curve ball.
354
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,179
I am not drinking
because I have cold feet.
355
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,476
I am drinking because I don't know
if I love Robin.
356
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,980
You think maybe you don't?
357
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,024
I don't know.
358
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,278
I just wish I had
a little more time, you know, to decide.
359
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,240
You don't think there's
any chance that that parole board
360
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,242
could keep him in prison
361
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,619
just a little while longer?
362
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,666
Listen, listen, listen.
If you don't love the guy,
363
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,417
why don't you just back out of this?
364
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,921
I'm supposed to tell
the richest man in the world
365
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,798
that I don't want to marry him?
366
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,716
He's not rich anymore, remember?
367
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,801
That's right.
368
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,386
What's his number?
369
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,266
Come on. Come on, stop that.
I'm being serious.
370
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,394
I'm being serious,
too, Sam.
371
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,397
It's just that I can't stop remembering.
372
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,148
I can't stop remembering
373
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,275
that one time
374
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,611
in my life.
375
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,823
It was just so exciting.
376
00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,949
Oh, boy.
377
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,951
I know where this is going.
378
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,328
Oh, God, I loved it, Sam.
379
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,958
It was just so thrilling
and it was magical, you know?
380
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,584
I know, I know.
381
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:15,381
It was like every single
nerve in my body was alive,
382
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,633
and I was glowing.
383
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,178
God, it was like
the first time in my life
384
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,013
I was one with another being.
385
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,434
Once you have that,
you just don't forget.
386
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,936
I'll never forget
the night we made love.
387
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,689
I'm talking about when I was 10
and won first prize
388
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,357
in that horse show.
389
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,573
You know, but that sex deal
was good with you, too.
390
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:48,164
I mean, even having sex
with you is better than Robin.
391
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,915
Even that, huh?
392
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,340
So that's it,
393
00:20:58,966 --> 00:20:59,759
isn't it?
394
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,012
I don't want to marry Robin.
395
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:09,351
Well, I guess I won't
be needing this anymore.
396
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,530
All right, now,
397
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,282
I've made my decision.
398
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,535
Robin, he is history.
399
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,579
There.
400
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,208
It feels good.
401
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,209
All right.
402
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,251
Yeah.
403
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,795
Let's celebrate.
404
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,674
No, we don't need to do that.
405
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,843
You're right, you're right.
406
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,346
There is a better way
to celebrate, Sam.
407
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,974
Drop your pants.
408
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,395
What?
409
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,897
You heard me, buddy.
410
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,732
I want you.
411
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,320
No, no, sweetheart.
We can't do this.
412
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,822
No, yes, we can, Sam.
413
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,907
The train's pulling into the station.
414
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,826
- No, no.
- All aboard!
415
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,081
I'm sorry. I won't do this.
416
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,415
Why?
417
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:14,917
Well, first of all,
418
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,419
you been drinking a little bit,
419
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,421
and, you know, a gentleman has rules.
420
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,631
And second...
421
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,175
you're kind of repulsive right now.
422
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,479
You can't take it?
423
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,194
I'm going to go home.
424
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,655
No, Sam, Sam, we have all night.
425
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:47,616
We've got tonight
426
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,411
Who needs tomorrow
427
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,416
Let's make it last, babe
428
00:22:55,583 --> 00:23:01,046
Let's find a way
429
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:07,720
Sam Malone,
430
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,222
I want you to get ready
431
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,601
for the most exciting night
432
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,145
of your life.