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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, guys, I brought in some leftover
birthday cake from the party.
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I thought you might like to share it.
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Whose birthday, one of your kids'?
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Yeah, right. You see a file in it?
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Today happens to be
Elvis Presley's birthday.
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Celebrating the birthday of a dead guy?
That's kind of ghoulish, isn't it?
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Don't know how you could stomach
something like that.
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Double mocha chocolate fudge.
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Long live the King.
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Those of us who keep the faith,
believe that on this day
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he's gonna make
his presence known.
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Yeah? How's he gonna do that?
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It could be anything,
a song on the radio,
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a whisper in the wind, just something
that unmistakably says "Elvis."
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The early Elvis.
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Good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
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Oh, Hill. What, are you
on an ugly break?
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Oh, my. Somebody certainly got up
on the wrong side of town this morning.
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What's the matter, Hill,
your scalp on too tight?
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Very funny.
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Free this evening?
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Just get it through your hairy ears...
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Whatever happened between us
was strictly a seven-night stand.
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You're forgetting...
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All right. Seven nights,
two lunch breaks, and a bus ride.
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I love slumming with you.
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Well, just forget it.
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Today is Elvis' birthday,
and I'm not interested.
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Get out of here.
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Okay, but if you change your mind,
you know where you can get me.
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Good Lord, do you know
where to get me.
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Woof!
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- I can't believe that.
- What is it, Sam?
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Oh... Tony, my hair stylist,
was making a left on Boylston
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and this bus cut him off.
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Car jumped the curb, and he slammed
through this hot dog stand
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and ended up in the middle
of the pond in the public gardens.
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He's at the hospital now
with two broken legs.
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He's got to cancel
my hair appointment.
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I hate it when stuff
like that happens to me.
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Greetings, all.
I have a brief announcement.
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You may recall last year I brought in
my dysfunctional men's group.
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Well, unfortunately,
my low self-esteem group heard about it,
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and now they think
they're not good enough.
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So you're bringing them here?
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Well, I'd like the group
to get used to a normal,
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healthy social environment.
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So you're bringing them here?
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Look, all I'm asking, guys,
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is that you treat them
as if they were at home.
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They've all been wounded
and they're vulnerable,
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and well, the truth is,
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you'll never find
a sadder group of people.
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Oh, yeah? How about the Donner party?
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They got lost in the mountains
and had to watch their limbs freeze off
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while they ate each other.
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Well, you caught me.
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Cannibalism is sadder
than low self-esteem.
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Carla, what's the date?
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Don't you know?
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Rebecca, on this date in 1935,
Elvis Aaron Presley was born.
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A man who was destined to change
the shape of popular music,
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a man who captured
the hearts of America,
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a man who, through his music...
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Can I have my drink?
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...taught us all the meaning of love.
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Listen, I have a question
for you, Tony.
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Are your arms broken as well,
or is it just the legs?
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Just the legs are shattered.
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All right.
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Tony, maybe if I showed up
there with some scissors,
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I could lean over the bed,
and you... Tony?
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Tony, don't pass out on me, man.
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Hello? Who's this?
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You're his nurse?
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Oh, great.
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Listen, honey,
do you cut hair by any chance?
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Hello? Shoot.
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Damn it. I hate this.
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I can hear the little hairs
scrape along my collar.
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Can you hear that,
or is that just me?
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Hey, Sam, why don't you
let me cut your hair?
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That's cute, man.
That's very funny.
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Took my mind off my hair
there for a minute.
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Sam, I'm serious.
I'm pretty good at it.
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I cut Dr. Crane's hair once.
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Yes, he did, and I must say
he did an excellent job.
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I don't know, Woody.
I don't know. That's...
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Sam, look... all right.
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Let me just trim the back,
just to get it off the collar
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so you don't have to listen to it.
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So we don't have to listen to it.
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All right. Just the back, though.
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This is what we're going to need...
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Sterile tungsten steel scissors,
English bone comb, 36-39 tines,
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and a conditioner with a pro vitamin
B-5 keratin complex.
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You got that?
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And this little tool of the trade.
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Take the bowl off the head.
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Sam, it's just
a little barber humor.
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Come on. It's like, all right...
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What do you say to someone
who just had their ears lowered?
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Oh, darn. I blew the joke. All right...
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Step down.
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Step down.
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Step down.
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Hi.
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Wouldn't you know it?
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It's always the one
that talks big in the office.
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Oh, that's right. That's his ride.
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Well, all right, the rest of you, mingle.
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No, no, boys.
What we're doing here is huddling.
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You do know the difference
between huddling and mingling.
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Yes. Yeah. That's right, Lester.
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- Frasier, I didn't quite catch that.
- Truth be told, neither did I.
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I haven't understood a thing
the poor sap's said in years.
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Frasier, I must restate my objection
to your bringing them here.
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As I've said previously,
this is an extremely risky
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and somewhat frivolous experiment
which could have negative repercussions.
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Oh, Wilma, loosen up the bone a little.
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This is an uncontrolled environment
which could easily get out of hand.
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And who's this Wilma?
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You sure you know
what you're doing?
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I think so.
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Oh, was that some
of your barber humor?
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Come on, lighten up, Sam.
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Sam, where's your sense
of humor, man?
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Airplane ride?
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- Hey, don't do that.
- Round trip?
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So, you from around here?
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Woody, just get to it,
will you, please?
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Hey, suit yourself. Same price.
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It's all right, Sam. Sit down.
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So, you're the guys
with low self-esteem, huh?
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Yeah, well, luckily
I don't have that problem.
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But then again, how could I?
What with a cerebral cortex
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that's eight percent larger
than the average human's.
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Don't look. You can't tell.
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Excuse me. Do you wear
that mailman uniform every day?
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Yes, I do, and proudly.
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Do you live with your mother?
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Well... yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey, guys, it's Mr. X.
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Gentlemen, let me show you the poolroom.
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Quickly.
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That's the guy.
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Come along.
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And that must be
Mr. X's fat friend, Mr. Y,
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at the end of the bar.
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Oops.
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What do you mean "oops'?
What's going on back there?
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Oh, nothing, Sam.
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Say, when you came in,
did you have gum in your hair?
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No. Why?
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No reason. I'm just trying
to pass the time of day.
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Damn it, Woody.
You got gum in my hair, didn't you?
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No, no. Here.
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There.
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Out.
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What's it look like?
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It's got a lot of hair in it.
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Give me that other mirror.
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Give me the other mirror, Woody!
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Woody!
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Want to go over and say hi?
Make 'em feel more at home?
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Those guys are wrapped up pretty tight.
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Who knows how loony they could get.
They might be dangerous.
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They might buy us a beer.
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I'll do anything
to promote mental health.
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So, Wynken, Blynken, and Nod...
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I know they're alive.
I can hear them breathing.
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Rebecca, give us a pitcher, will you?
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So, what are we talking about here?
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I'm sorry, Dr. Crane.
We're kinda making fun of somebody.
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Oh, no need to be sorry.
It's a perfectly healthy sign.
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It means that you're interacting,
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that you're feeling better
about yourselves.
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So what were you saying
about this poor sap?
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That he's a pompous fool.
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Oh, Cliff is just trying to fit in.
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Hey, we weren't talking about Cliff.
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We were talking about you, egghead.
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Me?
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Yeah. Remember the time
Frase fell asleep
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and we put his hand
in that warm glass of water?
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That's the first time
I ever saw that work.
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Okay, we can stop this now.
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Remember that time Carla put
the green marble in his martini glass?
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Carla did that? I broke a crown.
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How about the time
he leaned over his mai tai
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and poked his eye
with the umbrella?
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There's nothing amusing
about corneal abrasion.
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How about the time in group
when he leaned back in his chair
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to make a dramatic gesture,
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and he got stuck
in the venetian blinds?
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- Now, that's funny.
- No, it's not.
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Did you hear that?
He said, "No, it's snot."
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This is not therapy.
This is just childish abuse.
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We put an end to it right here.
This session is over right now.
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Remember, it's a fee and a half
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because it's a field trip.
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Gee, maybe we should go
apologize to him.
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He's charging you a fee and a half,
and you want to apologize?
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What should we do?
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- Pants him.
- There you go.
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- Yeah! Let's pants him!
- Let's go for it!
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Pants him! Pants him!
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Hey, Sam.
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Sam, I hope you're not still mad
at me about that haircut thing.
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Nice hat, by the way.
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My cousin Elmore had
a hunting cap just like that.
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Course he decorated it
with deer antlers.
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Big mistake.
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Sam, why aren't you talking to me?
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Sam.
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Woody, I think he's ignoring you.
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Is that true, Sam?
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You know, for a minute there,
I thought I heard something.
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The little tiny voice
of a nothing jerk bartender.
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Me?
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I think I was wrong.
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I think it was a tiny little,
insignificant bug.
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Well, that's very funny, Sam,
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but it's not a tiny
little insignificant bug.
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It's your assistant bartender,
good old Woody.
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I think I got it.
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I can't believe it.
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I'm being shunned.
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Just like back in Hanover.
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Just like with the Amish.
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Wood, who shunned you
back in Hanover?
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The Amish.
Weren't you here for this part?
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Please, miss,
can I just have my beer?
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All right. I'm gonna give you
one last chance, and this is a gimme.
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What was the year of Elvis'
big comeback special?
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- '72.
- You're pathetic.
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Hey, I paid for that beer.
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Then I guess you just
should've studied, huh?
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I hope we weren't
too hard on Frase.
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Being ridiculed in here's one thing,
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but out in public,
that's got to be humiliating.
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I know what you're saying.
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You know, when I was a kid,
I was the first one in my class to,
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you know, develop breasts.
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They teased me the whole year.
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Oh, yeah. Me, too.
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Yeah, I took my fair share
of ribbing back in Hanover.
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Little Einstein they called me.
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Mr. Smarty-Pants.
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Brainiac.
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Yep. I've heard them all.
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Before I die, I got to see that town.
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So what about you, Cliff?
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Sorry. I can't help you.
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Happy childhood.
Well-adjusted, well-liked.
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Class valedictorian.
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I'd show you my yearbook,
but Ma apparently thought
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some of the inscriptions were off-color,
so she made me eat it.
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Nope. No problems here.
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Hey, Frase.
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Don't "Hey, Frase" me.
After the way you people behaved today,
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you're lucky I am even
speaking to you.
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How dare you treat me like that
in front of my patients!
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I've been your friend, your confidant,
your unpaid therapist for years.
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And how do you show your gratitude?
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By humiliating me,
by making me a laughingstock.
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Come on, Frase.
Those guys were scared stiff of you.
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That's why they weren't
getting anywhere.
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They were just trying
to bring you down a peg.
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Yeah, come on, Frase.
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You got to admit sometimes you get up
on that high horse of yours...
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High horse? Well, I never.
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Oh, God. Lilith was right.
Bringing those patients here
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was the worst thing
I've ever done in my life.
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This entire affair has been
an unmitigated disaster.
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Hey, look. There's Dr. Crane.
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Dr. Crane, we figured out
what you were doing today, and...
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...thanks.
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I beg your pardon?
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You were letting us
do all that stuff to you
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just so we could feel
better about ourselves.
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What a guy.
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You know, you really
got to care to go that far.
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How about that?
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They have figured it out.
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This is the best group we ever had.
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- Dr. Crane, you're a genius.
- I wouldn't really say "genius."
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That is what you said, isn't it?
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Gentlemen, good night.
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Good night. Thank you, Dr. Crane.
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You've all made
wonderful progress today.
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Thank you very much,
Dr. Crane. Thank you.
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You know, maybe in a hundred years,
they'll be able to walk through a mall.
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Bye.
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So...
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You've all caught a little glimpse
in the life of Frasier Crane...
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MD...
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PhD.
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Try not to think of me any differently
now that you've witnessed my unique gift.
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Although I wasn't
completely aware of it,
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I intuited what those men needed,
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and I gave it to them
freely and of myself,
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for I am a healer.
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That is what I do.
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And we are pantsers.
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That is what we do.
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Oh, no. No, fellas.
Not again. No, no!
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These are new pants!
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Sam, I've really enjoyed the way
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you've been pretending
I'm a bug and everything,
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but I'm not a bug. I'm Woody.
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Sam, where I come from,
we have a saying...
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"An eye for an eye."
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The point being,
of course, you're supposed
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to shave my head,
not shave out my eye.
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Oh, man.
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This is stupid.
I don't want to cut your hair.
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- You don't?
- No.
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You forgive me?
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Yeah. Let's just forget
about the whole thing, all right?
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That is real noble, Sam.
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I mean, here I wrecked your hair,
your beautiful, beautiful hair...
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The one thing you care
most about in the whole world,
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and yet you're willing to forgive me.
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I mean, every time
you look in the mirror,
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you're gonna be reminded
of what I did to you,
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and yet you say it's okay.
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I've never liked you more
than I do right now, Sam.
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Ridiculous haircut and all.
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Woody, come into the office
with me just for a second.
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- Sure. Why?
- No reason.
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Carla, it's almost midnight. Any sign?
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Not one blue suede shoe.
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I guess Elvis
has disappointed me again.
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Well, I'm sure the King
had a lot of other people
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to visit around the world.
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Yeah, well, he isn't showing
up here or anywhere else tonight.
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I have flowers for a Miss Tortelli.
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That's me.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
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"Carla, I wonder if you're
lonesome tonight. The King."
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Oh, my God.
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I knew it.
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I knew he'd come through.
I knew he wouldn't let me down.
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But just a minute ago,
you started to doubt...
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I did not doubt. I never doubted.
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I'm going home, Becs.
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I'm going home.
I'm gonna stay up all night.
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I'm gonna listen to every record
Elvis ever made, even "In the Ghetto."
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Miss Howe, did Miss Tortelli
get the flowers?
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Yes, she did.
In fact, she just ran up the stairs.
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Did you send those?
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Yes, I did, but those
were just for starters.
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This will really
push her over the edge.
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Woody, what was that buzzing?
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Sam. The razor.
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Well, your hair looks the same.
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It's the only hair I have left.