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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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This is sick. Just stop harassing me.
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You'll get your money
when I'm good and ready.
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And if you try to contact me
at the workplace one more time,
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I'm gonna turn you over
to the authorities.
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Jerk!
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Which one of your kids was that?
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That was not one of my kids.
I don't talk to my kids that way.
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- Bill collector then, huh?
- No, it was my mother.
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Her social security check is late...
Like it's my fault she's getting old.
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Did you hear the way
she talked to her mother?
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I could never talk
to my mother like that.
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Hey, Carla, could you
give my mom a call?
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It's the Crane family circus.
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Let the mayhem ensue.
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All right, you're here. Let's go.
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All right, Sam, what's the big mystery?
Where are you taking us?
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I wanted to have it
be a big surprise,
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but I can't keep it
to myself any longer.
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Freddie, who would you like to see
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more than anyone else
on your second birthday?
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Sam, you got tickets
to the Nanny G concert.
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The 1992 Tickle Tummy Tour.
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Tickle your tummy
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Life is kind of yummy
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When you're feeling crummy
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Just look up and laugh a lot
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Somebody hand me
a blunt instrument, please.
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Here you go.
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Use it label side up
so it doesn't crack.
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Thanks. You're a doll.
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Look, you kids go
to the concert without me.
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Frasier, this is
Frederick's first concert.
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Yes, and this is my bugging out
of Frederick's first concert.
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I intend to do this all through
his childhood and teenage years.
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Then finally, when he's in his mid-20s
and he comes to me and says,
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"Father, let's go hear
Bobby Short at the Carlyle,"
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I'll turn and say,
"Son, now you're talking."
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Frasier, you're missing
the whole point of this concert.
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The show for us
is not on the stage.
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It's in the delighted eyes of your child.
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Oh, right. Delighted eyes,
shiny face, yada yada yada.
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Well, let's go see Nanny G.
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Nanny G?
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I saw her Itsy Bitsy World
concert and fell in love.
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Her in a peasant blouse...
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boing!
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I just don't understand
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why people don't expose
their children to good music anymore.
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When I was a lad, my parents took me
to see Peter and the Wolf,
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The Nutcracker Suite,
Swan Lake, not...
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Tickle your tummy,
Life is kind of yummy
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See? It's catchy, isn't it?
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Well, sure, when I do it,
but I can sing the phone book.
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Hey, guys. How you doin'?
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Woodrow, what are
you doing here, man?
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Took a chance, called a scalper.
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Money talks.
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That's great. Where are you sitting?
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I'm up in the second balcony,
next to the last row.
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At least I'm not in the last row.
Those poor suckers.
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Say, these are nice seats.
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Aren't they, though?
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I don't suppose anybody
would want to trade me?
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Someone who wasn't, say,
as devoted a lifelong fan as I am.
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Sam, you could at least
make eye contact.
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Freddie, I'll give you ten bucks.
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- Woody!
- Woody!
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Now we can enjoy the show.
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Boys and girls of all ages,
it's show time,
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and who are you here to see?
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Nanny G!
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I can't hear you!
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Nanny G!
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I still can't hear you!
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Come out in the damn audience!
You'll hear 'em just fine!
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Nanny G!
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Yay!
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Tickle your tummy
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Life is kind of yummy
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When you're feelin' crummy
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Just look up and laugh a lot
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I know I've seen her before.
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Where? Where?
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I hate it when this happens.
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Frasier, please be quiet.
I'm trying to hear the lyrics.
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You smile upside down
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And nothing you can do
Will turn that...
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Oh my God, I know who she is.
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That's Nanette Guzman.
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- Who?
- My first wife.
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Who?
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- I was just talking to Sam.
- What were you saying to Sam?
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Your first wife?
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Isn't that a pip?
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I thought I was your first wife.
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Daddies, you all stand up
and clap with me, okay?
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When Mister Frown...
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- Frasier, sit down.
- I'm a daddy.
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What else have you
lied to me about?
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Darling, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
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I just couldn't seem
to find the right time.
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I love you so much,
you made me forget
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that there ever was
another woman.
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Serve it on toast.
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Lilith... Nanette and I,
we were just kids.
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I was first year med school.
It only lasted a few months.
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I barely remember her.
I remember her cat better.
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Bobo Black Paws.
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He used to love to sleep
on my naked back.
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Oh, God.
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He used to purr like
an airplane when we would...
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Shoot! I can't remember!
It's all gone!
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Yay!
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Thank you.
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You know what?
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My favorite thing
in the whole big wide world
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is making new friends.
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Oh, I'll bet.
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When you meet someone
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Who might become
A friend to you...
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So, Frasier, have you been married
to any other well-known performers?
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If, for instance,
we should take Frederick
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to the circus next month,
should I feel threatened
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by JoJo The Dog-Faced Girl?
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I
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Want
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To
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Shake your hand...
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Lilith, you've got to get
a handle on this thing.
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The marriage was a silly mistake.
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We rectified it.
We went on with our lives.
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We've never spoken since.
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If we ran into each other on the street,
she wouldn't know me from Adam.
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I want to shake your hand
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Shake your hand
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You and I...
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Oh, my God.
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Don't you want
to shake my hand?
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She shook everyone's hand.
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She even kissed some guy
in the fourth row.
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They don't shake your hand
in row YY in the second balcony.
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Oh, no. They'll happily
charge you $28.50 a pop,
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but that don't buy
no handshake in YY.
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So, Frasier was married to that...
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Oh, how would one describe her?
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Bitch.
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Never even told me about her.
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If that's what he wants,
he can have it.
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I want to shake your hand
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Snatch you bald
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I want to scratch your eyes out
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I want to drain your blood
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And replace it with a mercuric chloride
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Formaldehyde and alcohol solution
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You had to be there.
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Boy, I've never seen
this side of Lilith before.
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I like it.
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I know what Lilith's going through.
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When I was in high school
I used to date this guy,
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Corky Posavak.
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He was in drama class,
but he was still real macho.
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Anyway, one time
he asked me to the movies.
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When we were walking down the aisle,
we ran into his old girlfriend.
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I don't even know why
I'm telling this story.
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I mean, I'll just end up
getting a lump in my throat,
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trailing off, and bursting into tears.
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Not this time, damn you! Not this time!
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Well, I think that was a new record.
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- Where is Lilith?
- She's in the ladies' room.
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Hey, Frase, I heard
you used to be married
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to a children's singer.
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What's the matter?
Burl Ives turn you down?
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Am I the only one
who was ever married before?
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It's history. It was a long time ago.
So I didn't tell her. So what?
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Yes, Frasier, but why
didn't you tell her?
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Marriage is built on trust, you know.
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You ever told her
how you really feel inside?
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Have you ever shared with her?
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Have you ever cried with her?
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You're right, Norm.
I should have told her about it.
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I'll never forgive myself.
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That was beautiful, Normie.
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Where did you get it?
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Last week's Mattock.
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I don't know what he got the guy off for,
but that was his summation.
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- Oh, it's my first husband.
- Now, cut that out!
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Where's my son?
Where's Frederick?
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Did you sell him to the gypsies
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so you could spend more time
with Nanny G-spot?
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It was perfectly innocent.
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Frasier, let's just not talk about it.
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You say it was a
youthful indiscretion.
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I'll take you at your word.
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I can do that because
I'm secure within myself.
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I've also had a wee bit of Dewar's.
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So, it's really behind us?
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Yes, just don't mention her.
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The chapter is closed.
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So, in other words,
you don't want her
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to come in here
and apologize to you?
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No.
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Hi!
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Storm over yet?
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Time to make a rainbow.
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Lilith, I'm so sorry
if I caused you any pain.
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I would have hated it
if anybody had kissed my husband
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the way I kissed yours.
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I guess I've just always
been a kissy person.
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A huggy, kissy person.
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Give me a big hug.
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I'd really prefer not to.
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Lilith is not a huggy person.
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I know someone who could never
get enough huggings.
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Well, well...
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Well, I feel like I want to hug you.
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You don't have to hug back.
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And you didn't.
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Nanny G, I was wondering if you could...
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Lilith, I'd really like
to make this up to you.
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Ignore me like
a cheap piece of trash.
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Oh, you could?
Thank you so very much.
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I have a super idea.
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Frasier tells me
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you're having a birthday party
for your little boy tomorrow.
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How about if I come by
and sing for the kiddletinos?
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Actually, it's not really going
to be much of a party.
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It's just a small family gathering.
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If Nanny G's going to sing,
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Vera's nieces and nephews
would love to come.
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- It's free, isn't it?
- Sure is.
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Oh, my God,
wait till the twins find out.
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I'll be their hero.
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I couldn't get tickets to the concert.
I guess I should have tried.
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It's free, right?
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Actually, as much as I'd love
to invite all of you and your little folk,
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the party's going to be
in our own home.
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And frankly, it's much too...
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Well, I just don't want you there.
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Well, I tell you what,
why don't we have it in the bar
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before we open tomorrow morning?
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- It'll be fun.
- That's settled then.
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See you all tomorrow.
Don't forget to have goofy dreams.
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Most people make that sound corny.
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I better make some phone calls.
I got a whole neighborhood full of brats.
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If I bring them, they'll probably
tell me where my car is.
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Darling, are you going
to be okay with this?
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Am I going to be okay with this?
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Let's see.
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Earlier today I discovered
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that my husband had an ex-wife
he never told me about.
252
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Then I had the pleasure
of watching him kiss said ex-wife
253
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in front of 1,000 children
including his own.
254
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Then to top it all off,
she hugged me.
255
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Can you deduce from my tone
256
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whether or not I'm going
to be okay with this?
257
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Baby, you're the greatest.
258
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Pretty good eats, huh, Norm?
259
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,302
Not bad for a two-year-old.
260
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,264
I myself have been enjoying
these teeny little tuna fish sandwiches
261
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,683
shaped like tiny little dinosaurs.
262
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:15,271
Yeah, quite ironic, actually,
seeing as how tuna,
263
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,066
known in Latin
as Pisces middayicus,
264
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,151
roughly translated as "lunch fish",
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00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,571
was not a contemporary
266
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,366
of the prehistoric
reptilian land wanderers.
267
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,453
Hi, pal. You want some apple juice?
268
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Okay.
269
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,500
Frasier, where's the nanster?
270
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Oh, she'll be here.
You can always count on Nanette.
271
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I can't get over her
becoming such a big star.
272
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She always had a gorgeous voice...
273
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personality...
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She'd light up a room
when she entered it.
275
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Really?
276
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,975
I wasn't making
a direct comparison, dear.
277
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,104
You and Nanette are
apples and oranges,
278
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but you are by far
the finer of the two produce.
279
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,776
And which one would that be?
280
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,821
App... oranges.
281
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,367
Allow me to preempt
any further discussion
282
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:13,538
by simply saying that you are
the love of my life,
283
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and nobody, nobody
could ever pry my eyes
284
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from your beautiful face.
285
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,837
She's here! She's here!
286
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,755
Hi!
287
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,886
Who is turning two today?
288
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,514
Who today is two today?
289
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,435
Freddie's turning two today
290
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Hoo de hoo de hoodley hoodley
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Who today
292
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,774
isn't she wonderful?
293
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,068
You know, I used
to be married to her...
294
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But now I've got this honey.
295
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,701
Happy birthday, Freddie!
296
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,079
And a big hello
to the birthday mother.
297
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,916
Great. Now I'm going
to smell like gingerbread
298
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for the rest of the day.
299
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,754
Cliff ie, do you smell gingerbread?
300
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,882
Yeah. Let's hunt it down.
301
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,225
My goodness, Frasier.
302
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,062
I can't believe you have
such a big, wonderful boy.
303
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,815
Frasier and I weren't
together long enough
304
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,275
to have any children.
305
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,569
Although we sure did
try a lot, didn't we?
306
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,989
I don't remember.
307
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,285
I do.
308
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,369
Hey, Nanny G.
309
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,456
- Hi, I'm Carla.
- Hello.
310
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,625
These are my twins,
Jesse and Elvis.
311
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,918
They're glorious.
312
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,544
Thanks, thanks.
They're a little shy,
313
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,963
but they'd both like
an autographed album.
314
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,592
Why, sure. "Love, Nanny G."
315
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,885
That's for you.
316
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,638
Would you like
an autographed album
317
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,805
for your little girl?
318
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,225
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- 20 bucks.
319
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,146
They grow up so fast.
320
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,903
Oh, sure, she's got lots of time
to hook the little consumers.
321
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,404
Oh, Woody.
322
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,823
Have a Froot Loop necklace
and chill out, will you?
323
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,243
Come here, come here.
324
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,661
Say, Nanny G?
325
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,080
Somebody here wants to meet you.
326
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,791
Oh, no, Sam.
You don't have to introduce us.
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00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,459
I recognize this fellow.
328
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,672
The next to last row
of the balcony, section YY.
329
00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:32,718
I couldn't forget your smile,
although I haven't seen it since.
330
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:34,971
There it is!
331
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,348
I... I...
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00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,059
I love you, Nanny G.
333
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,859
Do you think he bought it?
334
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,570
- Yeah, he's an easy sale.
- Good.
335
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,454
Hey, no cuts!
336
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,206
You're not the boss of me.
337
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,843
- Like that stool?
- Yep.
338
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,431
- Drink pretty good, there?
- Yep.
339
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,644
Tell you what, kiddo.
340
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,524
Here you go. Scoot. Go on.
341
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,236
I wish someone would've done that
for me when I was seven years old.
342
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,450
Mommies, daddies, boys and girls,
343
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,077
and half a bar full of people
I've never seen before.
344
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,663
I would like you to gather
around here at the steps
345
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:46,167
for a special singalong with Nanny G.
346
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,585
She saw me.
347
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,463
She saw me in the theater
from 100 miles away.
348
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,090
She's magic. Nanny G is magic.
349
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,009
Get a life.
350
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,312
Well, my, my, my, oh, my.
351
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,607
I was going to start by singing
"The Doodle Bug Song."
352
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,568
Yay!
353
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,153
Thank you. Thank you.
354
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:19,867
But instead, I want to begin
by singing a very special song
355
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,912
for a very wonderful boy.
356
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,460
The first time
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00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:34,632
Ever I saw your face
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00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:42,640
I thought the sun rose in your eyes...
359
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,018
Why is she looking directly at you?
360
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,230
She isn't looking at me.
She's looking in the general direction
361
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,481
of our loving family.
362
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,651
I think she's singing
the song to you, Frasier.
363
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,944
Oh, you're being paranoid.
364
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,363
She's singing a lovely song
to a two-year-old child.
365
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,283
The first time
366
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,329
Ever I lay with you
367
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,623
All right! That's it! Stop the music!
368
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,043
- Leave my man alone!
- I'm sorry. I can't help it.
369
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,254
Frasier, I've never stopped loving you.
370
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,797
Well, maybe this will help.
371
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,720
Girl fight! Girl fight!
372
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,434
You know, I'm gonna suffer
for this tomorrow,
373
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,520
but today, right now,
at this exact moment,
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00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,731
I'm the happiest man on earth.
375
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:40,197
Well, Lilith, the bleeding's
finally stopped.
376
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:41,782
Those head wounds.
377
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,952
It serves you right for
trying to get between us.
378
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,372
Darling, I had to stop
the two of you,
379
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,085
although I must say I was proud
to see you fight for me.
380
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,670
It made me feel so loved.
381
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,090
Of course Nanette was
pretty vicious, too,
382
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,218
but you were by far
the most vicious.
383
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,303
Thank you.
384
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,475
Lilith, I should have told you
about my first marriage before,
385
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:12,229
but I just didn't think
it was relevant to our lives today.
386
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:15,024
Frasier, I know why you didn't tell me.
387
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,819
You didn't tell me
because you're a craven coward.
388
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,280
You know me so well it's frightening.
389
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,787
Can you ever forgive me?
390
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,706
I suppose I'll have to.
391
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,711
You know, if I must say so,
you hug better than she does.
392
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,047
Frasier, you're such a toady.
393
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,799
Yes, but I'm your toady.
394
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,969
Dr. Crane, I didn't want
to interrupt you while you were bleeding,
395
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,555
but I found this box underneath
one of the tables over there
396
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,516
when I was sweeping up
Nanny G's hair.
397
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,645
"To Frederick, from Nanny G."
398
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,315
Oh, look.
399
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,609
It's a little Nanny G doll.
400
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,864
It says "push here."
401
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,408
Here's a silly little song
402
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,285
To help you out
When things go wrong
403
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,453
isn't that cute?
404
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,622
If you get lost
And can't find home
405
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,999
Just remember
The number of your phone
406
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,629
My number is 555-6792
407
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:22,216
555-6792
408
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:25,928
555-6792...
409
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,680
Frasier, this is her phone number.
410
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,391
She's giving you
her phone number.
411
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,809
No, she's not.
412
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,227
She doesn't want you to forget it.
413
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:35,187
She's just using it as an example.
414
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,858
Oh, Lilith... No, don't do...
415
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,360
There. Gone and forgotten.
416
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:46,323
555-6792
417
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,742
555-67...