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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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Woody's wedding was
quite an event, wasn't it, Norm?
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Boy, what a night that was...
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The priest dying,
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Carla being caught
in the dumbwaiter.
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How about that German guy
trying to kill Sam.
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'Du dort!"
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Remember that?
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Ah, yeah, but all that was nothing
compared to the wedding itself.
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Now, there was a comedy of errors.
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It's not quite 2:00.
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What do you say
we stop off at Cheers, huh?
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- Won't Vera be angry?
- Oh, she'll never know.
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Yeah, well, I guess not.
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She sure put away
that champagne at the wedding.
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She's a big girl.
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Ah, she's still out cold, too.
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Okay, just don't slam
the door when you get out
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and remember, crack a window.
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You're a good husband, Norm Peterson.
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Okay, Sammy, I'm going home.
I put away all the glasses.
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The bottles are in the storeroom.
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All the rest of the garbage
from the wedding's in the office.
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Thank you, honey.
I'll lock up. Where's Rebecca?
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I just told you.
She's in the office.
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Norm, mind if we make a stop
or two on the way home?
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I forgot to finish my route.
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- Cliff, no.
- Eh, all right. I'll do it tomorrow.
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- Hey, Rebecca.
- Hi, Sam.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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I'm just thinking, you know,
weddings always make me do that,
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that I have nothing
to show for my life.
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Oh, come on, you're being a little
harsh on yourself, aren't you?
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Come on, take a look at today, right?
The wedding started to fall apart.
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You pulled the whole thing together.
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- I did, didn't I?
- You bet you did.
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I used to think that
if I married a millionaire
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or if I had a baby,
I'd be a better person,
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but now I realize the only thing
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that's gonna make me
a better person is me.
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Boy, scary as that sounds, it's true.
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You see this cigarette?
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This is the last cigarette
I'm going to smoke forever.
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This is going to be
my symbol of change,
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the old Rebecca burning away.
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I'll tell you something else,
starting tomorrow,
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there's going to be no more
whining and no more complaining.
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I'm gonna be the best manager
in the whole world.
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All right.
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Okay. Good night.
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I got to get my life together.
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No more screw-ups.
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No more mistakes.
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Good-bye, old Rebecca.
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I think we got this one
pretty much under control.
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- You get hold of the owner?
- Yes, sir. Should be here any minute.
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Engines 28 and 30 can head back.
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Oh, my God.
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Mr. Malone, everything's under control.
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Fire's out. No one was hurt.
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It was basically confined
to this end of the bar.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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How did...
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This is my bar.
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Oh, man.
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Oh! Oh, yes, wait a minute.
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Oh, thank God!
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This is great.
This is really good.
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I'm sorry?
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Gary, from Gary's Old Towne Tavern.
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We're always doing pranks like this.
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First, he makes the bar
look like it burned down.
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Then he gets you guys
to go along with it.
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You are very good.
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Come on, lighten up, will you?
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Come on, Gary!
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Come on out!
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Time to push the button,
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make everything
go back together again.
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Gary!
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It's not Gary, is it?
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Sammy, this is terrible.
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It just hurts me just
to look at this place.
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I know, but I'll tell you somethin',
as soon as the insurance kicks in,
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we're gonna get this place
back on its feet in a couple weeks.
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I just wish I knew how it started.
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Hold it right there.
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What are you saying, Sammy?
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That a Tortelli kid would torch
his mother's place of business
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just for spite?
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No, I'd never think that.
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Why not? It's plausible.
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Listen, just start cleaning up.
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We're all going to feel better
if we just start cleaning up.
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I got to say, Sam,
you're taking this whole thing
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pretty darn well,
not like some people.
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Oh, the humanity!
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Norm, I wish you'd
stop staying that.
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You've got to get a hold of yourself.
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I'm sorry. I just...
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This place means
so damn much to me.
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It's my home.
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For the last few years,
it's been my life.
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The thought of living without it...
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Oh, buddy.
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I'll be over at Gary's
the next few days, okay?
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I want you to give me a call
when it looks decent, all right?
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Somebody said
there had been a fire...
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Oh, my God,
I had no idea it was this bad.
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Sam, what happened?
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We don't know yet,
sweetheart, but don't worry.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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I've already called the contractor,
phone company, electric guy...
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I think that's everybody.
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Sam.
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Well, almost everybody.
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Well, Sam, I see you monkeys
have discovered fire.
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Would you like to come upstairs
and see the damage at Melville's?
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You know, why not?
It might even cheer me up.
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Hi, everybody.
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- What happened here?
- Woody, we had a fire.
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Oh, no.
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This is terrible.
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This is Cheers, my home
for the past seven years,
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a place where I grew up.
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Now look at it.
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You ought to see the pool table.
It actually fused to the floor.
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Really? Cool.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God.
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Cliff, was that undelivered mail?
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Oh, yeah, it was, Doc.
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Oh, my sweet Lord,
what a catastrophe.
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I mean, there could be letters
from mothers to sons in there,
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Social Security checks,
wedding invitations.
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There's only one thing
left for me to do now.
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What's that, Cliff?
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Get up early tomorrow
and stage a jeep accident.
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It's a good thing
this fire didn't spread.
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It could have been like that fire
my great-grandmother's cow started.
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Darn thing kicked over a lantern,
burned an entire city to the ground.
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The shame was so great
my family had to move to Ohio
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and changed their last name to Wilkins.
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Woody, you're from Indiana,
and your family name is Boyd.
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Oh, well, some stuff
happened in Ohio.
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Come on, Woody,
we've got to get to the airport.
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You know, when these things happen,
it really makes you stop and think.
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Bye, everybody.
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Next time you see us, we'll be tan.
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Bye, Wood.
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Well, we discovered
the cause of the fire.
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Same old story...
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Some idiot tosses
a cigarette into a trash can,
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the whole thing goes up.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, seen it a hundred times.
When are people going to learn?
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Are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You know, I couldn't help
overhearing that conversation.
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Wild guess... your cigarette?
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No.
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Rebecca, you burned down
the bar, didn't you?
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What, am I wearing a sign?
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- Are you going to tell Sam?
- Could you?
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I don't really think it's my place.
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No, I mean,
could you tell him you did it?
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You have a very
difficult choice to make.
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My advice to you is
to simply tell Sam the truth.
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He's going to find out
about it in any event.
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You're right. He will.
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All right, I'll tell him.
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I mean, he's a friend of mine.
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It was an accident.
He'll understand, won't he?
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Okay. Thank you. I feel better.
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Sam, could I talk to you a second?
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Yeah.
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Sam, we found out
how the fire got started.
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- You're kidding.
- No, and the guy said
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he's seen it happen a hundred times.
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So he's seen it a lot.
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How did it happen?
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I'm getting to that.
It's just sort of hard to say.
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- Please tell me.
- All right.
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The fire was started by...
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...faulty wiring.
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Faulty wiring?
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I've been meaning
to take care of that for years.
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Oh, my God.
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I burned down my own bar.
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Oh, Sam.
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It's going to be okay.
We all make stupid mistakes.
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Okay, guys, I got the plastic bags.
You can start bagging the soot.
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What happened to you?
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Jeep accident.
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Nice of you to join us, Norm.
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I thought you were gonna
wait it out at Gary's.
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I was. I came to my senses,
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realized my place
was here helping Sammy.
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If we all pitch in,
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we'll have this place
back together in no time.
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- Gary wouldn't run you a tab, huh?
- No. He was a real jerk about it.
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- Rebecca.
- What?
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Have you told Sam
how the fire started?
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Oh, yeah, I told him.
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He kissed me
and he hugged me and he told me
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what a big person I was to tell him.
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You didn't tell him, did you?
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Of course not, you moron.
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Don't you realize
that unless you tell him
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your guilt will get
progressively worse.
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You'll start to shake.
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You'll get the cold sweats,
insomnia, nervousness.
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Suddenly one morning, you'll wake up
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and you'll be paralyzed
from fear and guilt.
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I can live with that.
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It'll just be like
every other Monday.
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Well, I called the insurance company.
We're not getting a penny.
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What?
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It turns out that my insurance policy
had a $25,000 deductible.
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Isn't that rather high, Sam?
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Yes, it is, Mr. Where-The-Hell-Were-You
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When-The-Agent-Was
Talking-A-Mile-A-Minute?
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God, I'm in a lot more trouble
than I thought I was.
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Rest easy, my friend.
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I'm going to take out my checkbook,
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and I'm going to write
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"Pay to the order of Sam Malone."
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Then I'm going to fill in an amount
that will be more than adequate
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to bring Cheers back
to its former glory.
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There. I've signed it.
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Now all we need is
the signature of Lilith Sternin-Crane.
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Oh, she'll put up a fight,
the little badger.
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But this is important to you,
so it's important to me.
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I'm simply gonna go home
and demand that she sign it.
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Yes, demand!
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I don't care what she says,
she will sign it.
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Thanks, Frase.
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I'll probably just go
to a bank or something.
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Oh, thank you, Sam. Thank you.
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There was...
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...no way, you understand.
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Your monthly cash flow
is this figure here,
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and now you want us
to grant you a loan.
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Yes, please,
and by the end of the day, too.
253
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Thank you.
254
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Am I on one of those programs
with a hidden camera?
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Oh, no. I'm afraid you're not.
256
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I know I'm not.
I was making a point.
257
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Mr. Malone, there is no way
we can grant you a loan.
258
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I've been to every bank in town.
They've all said no.
259
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Come on, you're supposed to be
the friendly bank, remember?
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We're the friendly bank
261
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Mr. Malone...
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Come on, I've seen the commercial.
263
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You're supposed to sweep
everything off your desk
264
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and offer me a cup of coffee.
265
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You don't even have any coffee here.
266
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Mr. Malone, good afternoon.
267
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Oh, please, don't you remember?
268
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You and us, working it out together
269
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Doris, would you send in security?
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You and us, making tomorrow better
271
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Sam... I burned down the bar.
272
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Sam, speaking of bars burning down,
273
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guess what I did?
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Hi, Sam. Did you get the loan?
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No.
276
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It's all right, though, you know?
It's not the end of the world.
277
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I've been thinking long and hard.
And I got a plan here.
278
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:19,419
I figured that if I cash in
my baseball pension,
279
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max out my credit cards,
maybe move to a cheaper apartment,
280
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:26,384
and... well...
281
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...sell the 'Vette.
282
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A neighbor of mine, Kirby,
had his eye on it for a long time.
283
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,477
He's upstairs right now
taking a look at her.
284
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,396
Wait a minute, Sammy, your 'Vette?
285
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,022
It'll be all right.
286
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,109
She'll come back to me.
She'll find me.
287
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,277
Like...
288
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,696
...Lassie?
289
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Yeah.
290
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,745
All right, Sam.
You got yourself a deal.
291
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,289
- All right. Okay.
- Here's the check.
292
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,541
Yeah, thanks.
Thanks, Kirby. That's great.
293
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,170
The title and the registration
are in the glove compartment.
294
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:07,049
Okay, great. Well, I guess
now all I need are the keys.
295
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,221
Sam?
296
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,557
The... keys?
297
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,314
Thanks.
298
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Thanks.
299
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,907
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
300
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,285
There's another way.
I just thought of another way.
301
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,872
I can get this money.
All I have to do is come up
302
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with a simple product
that America needs.
303
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,336
What?
304
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,129
Listen to me, you know,
like the pet rock
305
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,508
or the vacuum thing
that cuts your hair at the same time
306
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,010
or maybe even the toilet duck.
307
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,555
I just throw it together
from scraps around here
308
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,224
and sell millions of them.
309
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,351
Why didn't I think of that before?
310
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,312
Sam, you're just making
this harder on yourself.
311
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,357
Yeah, yeah.
312
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,360
Yeah.
313
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,280
You know, they stole
that toilet duck idea from me.
314
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,159
Yeah. You see...
315
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,120
...my original sketches,
I had it as a goat.
316
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,707
Look, Sam, if you don't mind,
317
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,043
I'm ready to drive
my Corvette home now.
318
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,131
It'll be okay.
319
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,842
Sorry, Sammy.
320
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,180
Thanks.
321
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,314
Kirby, take care of her.
322
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,028
This is a day
I never thought I'd see.
323
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,196
Yeah, me, too.
324
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,325
What makes it worse
is it's all my fault.
325
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,703
You know, I'm the one
who did this to myself.
326
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,746
If I had checked the wiring, you know.
327
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,123
That's a stupid mistake
328
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,874
I'm gonna live with
the rest of my life.
329
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,758
Come on, what is it now, Rebecca?
330
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,639
I have something
I have to tell you.
331
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,661
Sam, the fire wasn't your fault.
332
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,249
I was smoking a cigarette,
and I burned down your bar.
333
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,711
You did this?
334
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,257
You did this to me?
335
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,926
Yes, yes, of course.
336
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,221
Why didn't I figure this out earlier?
337
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,683
My bar burns down.
You're within 50 miles.
338
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,352
It all fits.
339
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,272
Sam, I'm so sorry.
340
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,483
What were you thinking?
341
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:16,072
You're tired of screwing up your own life?
You start to pick on mine?
342
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,325
You know, of all the stupid,
343
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,162
stupid things you've done
in your useless life,
344
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,289
this is your masterpiece.
345
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:29,043
I'll tell you what. Why...
346
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,004
Get out.
347
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,714
Get out of my bar.
348
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,729
Sam, it was an accident.
349
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,816
- She had it coming.
- Nobody had that coming.
350
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,819
I don't want anyone to defend her.
351
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,198
She's gone. Case closed.
Let's just get back to work here.
352
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,408
I'll give you a hand.
353
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,954
Well, I guess we've seen
the dark side of Sam Malone.
354
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,043
You want to see dark sides,
you ought to see Ma
355
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,004
when you leave the shower
curtain on the outside of the tub.
356
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,348
That's something you don't do twice.
357
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,197
I know you don't
want me here, and I'm going.
358
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,782
I just wanted to drop this off.
359
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,493
I cashed in my checking
account and savings
360
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,829
and everything I could scrape together.
361
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,124
I owe you this. Good-bye, Sam.
362
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,335
Rebecca, wait a minute.
363
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,964
Look, you and I don't have
anything to say to each other.
364
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,842
You said some things today
you cannot take back,
365
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,260
and you really hurt me.
366
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,431
I know that what I did was terrible,
but what you did was worse
367
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,308
because you did it on purpose.
368
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,060
I don't ever want to see you
or this bar again.
369
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:11,729
Good-bye.
370
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,064
Do you want your job back?
371
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,983
I really do.
372
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,745
I'm sorry.
373
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,996
Listen...
374
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:34,418
Why don't I get my jacket
and drive you home?
375
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,795
Or maybe...
376
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,007
Maybe we'll take a walk.
It's such a nice evening.
377
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:46,597
Sam, just out of curiosity,
why are you taking me back?
378
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,225
Well, I...
379
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,061
I remember that five years ago,
380
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,605
after I'd sold this place,
I came back to the bar.
381
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,774
My boat had sunk,
382
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,943
I didn't have a dime,
I didn't have a job.
383
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,361
I needed someone
to give me a break,
384
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,612
and you did that.
385
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,449
And I owe you one.
386
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,034
Sam...
387
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,788
Hey, listen, this is very important.
388
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,874
We're even now.
389
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,209
Oh, yeah.
390
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,794
All right.
391
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:18,921
Want to go out
and get a pizza or something?
392
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,715
- Sure.
- All right. Oh, wait, wait.
393
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:23,843
I don't have any money.
394
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,388
Oh, that's okay we'll just
take it out of my life savings.
395
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,265
All right.
396
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,768
This should just about cover it.