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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, Cliff ie, what you doing?
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Writing a letter of application
for the Eco pod.
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What the heck's the Eco pod?
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It's a totally self-contained environment
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located in a mile-wide bubble
underneath the desert floor.
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It's going to be inhabited
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by the best and the brightest
of the human species
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so I thought I'd apply.
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Are they going
to have a zoo in there, too?
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Very funny, Carla.
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You'll be laughing out
of the other side of your face
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when they make me
Postmaster General of the Eco pod.
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Actually, the Eco pod does have
some scientific merit.
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It was designed by a colleague
of Lilith's, Dr. Louis Pascal.
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It will serve as a prototype
for the colonization of space.
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Plus which, the grant money is incredible.
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I hear Pascal's driving a Lexus.
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I sure hope I get a shot
at being sealed up in that thing.
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Say, would a petition help?
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- It might.
- Hey, I'll sign that.
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Boy!
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You guys are the best friends
a fella ever had.
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Sammy, when is Woody getting
back from his honeymoon?
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I've been working
a double shift for two weeks
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and I'm exhausted.
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Oh, thank you. Come again.
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Oh, my God! Who am I?
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Isn't that Henri,
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that jerk who's always
trying to steal Kelly from Woody?
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You know, I just don't like that guy.
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- Con artist.
- Mr. Frenchie Two-face.
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Hello, fellows.
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- Hey!
- How you doing?
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Hey, Henri, what can I do for you?
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I need a favor, Sam.
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I need you to tell
the Unemployment Office
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that I applied for a job
and you turned me down.
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- Sammy, come here.
- What?
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Listen, why don't we hire the guy?
That would help me out a lot.
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- I don't know about that.
- Henri, did you ever tend bar?
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- Well, yes, but...
- You're hired.
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No, but you are missing the point.
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You are to turn me down
and send me on my way
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so that I might spend
my afternoon watching television.
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Sorry, man, but I need the help.
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Zut alors.
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Okay. Give me an apron.
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Oh, mon Dieu,
I am filling Woody's shoes.
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Oh, the pressure.
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Well, Henri, let me
be your first customer, okay?
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I would like a beer,
please, and put it on my tab.
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Aren't you supposed
to pay when served?
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Well, as long as we're bringing up
the matter of debt, Frenchie,
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let me bring up
a couple little things
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called World War I
and World War ll, okay?
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Now, why don't we subtract
the cost of my puny little beer
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from the enormous debt
that you owe us.
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Okay, okay.
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You came down
pretty hard on him, didn't you?
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Damn it, Cliff ie.
My dad was almost in the army.
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Say, can I bum a cigarette?
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I got one... Oh, my God!
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Sam, I swear, I swear.
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No, this is the only
one that I've had.
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You promised me
you would not smoke in the office.
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We had a little problem
with that, remember?
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I know, I know, and I've tried to quit,
but it's too hard. I just can't.
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Yeah, well, you need
some professional help.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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Yeah. Here we go.
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"Smokers Anonymous,"
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"Smoke Beaters."
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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"Dr. Kluger's No-Mercy Clinic."
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Wait a minute. Let me see that.
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Sam, he doesn't even have an ad.
It's just his name.
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How about going with this one,
with the cute, little smoking kitty?
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Yeah. Is this Dr. Kluger?
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My name's Sam Malone,
and I have an employee
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that needs to stop smoking
right this very minute.
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Can you help me out?
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Yeah, tell me about your program.
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Boy, I bet that hurts, huh?
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I bet you really have to be
a doctor to do that, don't you?
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No, no. Sounds terrific.
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Yes, I can. All right. Great.
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Thank you very much.
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- Sounds good.
- Oh, yeah.
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I'll fit it in in my spare time.
Maybe I'll stop by next week.
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No, you don't understand.
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We got to get you up
to the sidewalk right now.
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They're sending the Kluger van.
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Sam!
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Come on. It'll be good for you.
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You'll be all right.
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So. You're the girl
who likes to smoke.
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You don't intimidate me.
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I've been to a million
of these places, and they don't work.
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- I'm outta here.
- Well, fine. Go.
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You're free to leave.
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No door knob.
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Yeah. That's right, Miss Howe.
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Because you have the key,
and the key is discipline.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm scared.
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Why don't you just save yourself
some time and unlock the door.
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All right, Miss. Howe.
Relax. Have a seat.
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Why don't you have a cigarette?
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In fact...
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Why don't you have
a thousand cigarettes?
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Now...
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You are going to smoke
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until you can smoke no more,
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but I predict you will not get past 50.
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No one has ever gotten past 50.
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I had 50 in the van.
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Oh, well, I can see this is
going to be a challenge.
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All right. Hold my calls.
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And so you can imagine
my embarrassment
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when I made two dates
for the same night.
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What happened when your
two lovelies arrived?
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Was there a cat fight?
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Oh, please, tell me
there was a cat fight.
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Of course.
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There was a big cat fight.
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They were very, very naughty.
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I don't even know why I kept
letting them up on the bed.
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Henri, where was the
strangest place that you ever...
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That would have
to be during a performance
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in the balcony of the Paris Opera.
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And believe me,
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it wasn't over
until the fat lady sang.
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Very impressive.
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And what about you, Sam?
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You're supposed to be
a great ladies' man.
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All right, let's see.
The strangest place.
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That'd have to be, back of a car.
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That's not so strange.
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The car's on an assembly line, Henri.
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You played with me, Sam.
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Hey, I like you.
It's nothing personal.
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As a matter of fact, I think of you
as kind of a young Sam Malone.
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Don't you mean
you're kind of an old Henri?
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No, I don't.
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But why should we argue the point
when we can settle it in battle?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I suggest a little competition.
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All right, here's what we do.
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We shall collect phone numbers
from beautiful women.
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Whoever has the most
phone numbers at midnight
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will be acknowledged
as the world's greatest ladies' man.
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That's a great idea.
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Take him, Sammy.
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Yeah, put him in his place.
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Don't listen to this.
It's a stupid idea.
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Oh! Do I hear a scaredy-cat tone?
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Would you grow up, Henri?
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scaredy-cat
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scaredy-cat
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scaredy-cat
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Hey, hey, stop that.
Hey, please, will ya?
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Maybe ten years ago
I would have taken this silly bet,
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but I'm older and I'm a little wiser.
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Well, maybe you're right, Sam.
Maybe we don't need to compete.
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I'll simply be king of ladies' man,
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and you'll be the mayor
of scaredy-Cat Town.
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You'd better hurry.
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I am about to get
my first number.
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Yeah, well, he can get
all the numbers he wants.
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I'm not gonna stoop to his level.
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Bravo, Sam.
You handled that very well.
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It's good to see that you've evolved
beyond the playboy mentality
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of bedding every woman you meet.
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Times have changed,
and you've wisely changed with them.
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I applaud that.
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I appreciate that. Thanks.
Thanks very much.
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Well, the king of babes is dead.
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What the hell are we
supposed to do now?
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- Norman.
- Yeah?
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Tell the bartender
I need a vodka rocks.
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Sammy, Carla needs
a vodka rocks and a beer.
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Carla, would you cut it out
with this "tell the bartender" stuff?
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It's me, Sam.
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Sam is dead.
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He died when he wouldn't
take the challenge from Henri.
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You know, that's just childish.
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Can we please just talk
about anything besides this damn bet?
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Okay. How about this?
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What would metropolis be like
if Superman retired?
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One thing wrong with that scenario...
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Superman gives a damn.
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I've got two more numbers, Sam.
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Yeah, well, I'm not playing, Henri.
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You will, Sam. You will.
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Yeah? What makes you think so?
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Because I know you, Sam.
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Deep down you're a babe hound,
just as I am. Admit it.
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With every phone number I get,
you die a little inside.
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You can deny what you are
to the others, but not to me.
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Come, Sam.
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Come over to the dark side.
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Just go fill up pretzel bowls, will you?
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Okay, okay.
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But after they're filled,
come to the dark side.
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Now that Sammy's dead,
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you realize we're going
to have to live vicariously
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through Henri?
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You know, Cliff ie...
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Just say we stop living vicariously
through others, huh?
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What do you say
we get off our duffs for once
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and live ourselves
so that some other poor schlubs
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can live vicariously through us, huh?
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What do you say... Oh, jeez.
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Damn, I nearly got through it, too.
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You were good.
I thought you were going to do it.
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You are the most beautiful
woman I have ever seen.
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It would make my life worth living
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if only I could have
your phone number.
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Sorry. Nothing personal.
I just don't like French guys.
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That's just an affectation.
I'm Chuck from Portland.
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I just figured you're so sophisticated
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that you wouldn't have
anything to do with plain old me.
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You should have
more confidence, Chuck.
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Maybe this will help your self-esteem.
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I got another one.
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Thank you.
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Sammy, I am thrashing you soundly.
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You'd better hurry.
You'll never catch up.
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Look at Sammy just standing there.
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Maybe Henri's right.
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Maybe he is a scaredy-cat.
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You guys don't get it, do you?
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I've done all this babe-chasing stuff.
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All right, here's what it is.
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It's like watching
The Three Stooges, you know?
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You watch the early ones with Curly,
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and they were magic.
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And then you watch
the later ones, you know,
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where they're using
the same jokes with Curly Joe,
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and it just breaks your heart.
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See, what I'm saying is...
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I guess, you know,
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you got to move
with the times, that's all.
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Listen to the scaredy-cat
knocking Curly Joe.
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I got another one, Sam.
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Hey, the whole issue is closed, Henri.
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I'm not taking the bet.
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Very well. I give up.
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I won't bother you again.
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00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,352
After all, what can I expect
from an American?
252
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,856
You are all fat, lazy, stupid.
253
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,484
All you want to do
is watch TV, eat fast food,
254
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,780
while your easy women are scooped up
by handsome foreigners like myself.
255
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,991
That tears it!
256
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,037
You've just drawn blood
on the US of A, pal.
257
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,915
- Cliff ie, calm down.
- Calm down, nothing.
258
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:57,003
Sammy might be missing in action,
but on behalf of this great nation,
259
00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,089
I'm going to go out there
and collect more telephone numbers
260
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,716
than that sleazy Frenchman.
261
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,887
What about it, men?
Are you with me?
262
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,598
You know, I'm usually afraid of girls,
263
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,308
but it's for America.
264
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,979
- Me, too!
- Let's go!
265
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,898
Hey, fellas, fellas, fellas.
266
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:19,442
Please. Take your seats.
267
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,073
Okay, Henri, you're on.
268
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,242
Carla, get the babe kit.
269
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,165
Not the babe kit!
Sam, are you sure?
270
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,208
Yep.
271
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,752
But Sammy, he's just a kid.
272
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:38,920
He didn't know.
273
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,675
Maybe it's time he grew up.
274
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,595
But, Sam, you told me never
to get the babe kit!
275
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,515
Henri...
276
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,601
You shouldn't have brought
America into this.
277
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,857
The babe kit! I'm shaking.
278
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,903
What is this babe kit?
279
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,030
Tell me.
280
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,033
Tell me!
281
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,536
scaredy-cat
scaredy-cat
282
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,621
scaredy-cat
scaredy-cat
283
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:17,083
Okay, Carla, I'm ready.
Bring in the kit.
284
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,801
Before you open this thing,
285
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,762
I want you to know this is
a one-shot deal, tonight only.
286
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:34,767
In this box is
the Sam Malone I used to be.
287
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,980
Sammy, if you've outgrown
all this stuff, why do you keep it?
288
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,691
I thought maybe
one day I'd have a son.
289
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,080
Sam!
290
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,001
Sam!
291
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,880
The first edition of
your little black book.
292
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,178
Your members-only jacket.
293
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,311
Sammy! A picture of you and Elvis.
294
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,688
Yeah. The chicks really love that.
295
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,526
- What kind of cologne is that?
- It's a special blend...
296
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,614
Old Spice, Hai Karate,
and something that takes spots out.
297
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,823
I'm not really sure.
298
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,619
Well, I'll leave you to prepare.
299
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:44,504
Every time I think I'm out,
they pull me back in!
300
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,100
So, I wanted to be an artist.
301
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,187
The old man wouldn't have it.
302
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,813
"After medical school."
303
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:07,193
- I could never please him.
- Oh... not you.
304
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,195
With all the important work you do?
305
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,279
Well...
306
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,032
It was never enough.
307
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,580
- You poor, poor man.
- Yeah.
308
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,791
Watch it. Don't get ashes on my diploma.
309
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,843
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Frasier.
310
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,887
Say, what's the tote board for?
311
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,597
I thought Sam
wasn't gonna take that bet.
312
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:37,848
Well, he wasn't,
313
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,518
but then Henri turned it
into a big grudge match,
314
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,270
France vs. the USA.
315
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,439
At the last hour,
Sam stepped in for our side.
316
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,816
Damn! I missed it!
317
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,150
I was home teaching my kid to read.
318
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,610
I could kick myself!
319
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,658
Thanks a lot, sweetheart.
I'll give you a call next week.
320
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,995
You know, I think the two of us could be
very special together, Michelle...
321
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,913
or should I say number eight?
322
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,500
USA! USA!
323
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,961
USA! USA!
324
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,422
Oh, my God, is it really you?
325
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,842
- Yeah. Hi.
- How long has it been?
326
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,719
Oh, I love what you
did with your hair. It's great.
327
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:15,803
Thank you.
328
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,347
- Are you still going with...
- Steve?
329
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,308
- Yeah! Steve! Right.
- No, no.
330
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,101
Apparently he wasn't ready
to make a commitment.
331
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,728
Is that Steve or what?
332
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,441
God, you look wonderful.
333
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,942
Give me a hug.
334
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,569
Great to see you.
Great to see you.
335
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,864
This is crazy. This is crazy.
Here, give me your number.
336
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,949
I don't want to lose
touch with you again.
337
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,869
You know, I really meant
to call you a couple of times.
338
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,873
Well, shame on you for not.
339
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:45,416
Give me another hug.
340
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,793
All right.
341
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,795
- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye. See you later.
342
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,213
Sammy, who was that?
343
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,632
How the hell should I know?
344
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,637
USA! USA! USA!
345
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,556
So, how many orphans
did you save?
346
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,850
Oh...15.
347
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,561
16 if you include their little puppy.
348
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,147
You went back in to save a puppy?
349
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,316
Well, it was an orphan, too.
350
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,569
- My card.
- Oh, thank you.
351
00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,030
- Could you push that down for me?
- Oh, sure.
352
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,081
How am I doing, Carla?
353
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,917
Well, it's all tied up
with two minutes left.
354
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:28,959
No sweat.
355
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,337
That's what I like to hear.
The old Sammy's back.
356
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,883
I can't believe it.
357
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,760
Excuse me, miss, have you seen
358
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,763
an Olympic gold medal
from the decathlon?
359
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,434
I hate to lose it.
It was part of a set.
360
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,644
But I tell you something.
361
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,815
I would give them all up
for a shot at your phone number.
362
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:56,195
Look, I find you very amusing,
and I appreciate all this flattery,
363
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,739
but if this is just some bar pickup,
I wish you wouldn't.
364
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:03,536
I'm just coming off a bad relationship,
and I'm very vulnerable right now.
365
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,037
Oh, well, I'm...
366
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,872
I'm sorry. I didn't know that.
367
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,960
Actually, I'm not an Olympic athlete.
368
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,754
Sammy, hurry.
369
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,382
I'm a secret agent.
370
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,262
I'm sorry. You were right the first time.
371
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,097
It's a sleazy bar pickup.
372
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:26,517
Forgive me. It's very childish.
373
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,728
- Good luck to you.
- Thanks.
374
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:29,854
Yeah. Sorry.
375
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,941
Oh, shoot.
376
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:35,526
I guess Henri wins.
377
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,070
I win! I win!
378
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,698
France has won!
France has won!
379
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,742
There's something you never hear.
380
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,540
Well, Henri, you won fair and square.
381
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,876
- Congratulations.
- Yes, I did, Sam.
382
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,003
And on behalf
of Frenchmen everywhere,
383
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,129
let me just say...
384
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,717
Thank you.
How very gracious of you.
385
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,344
Shame on you, Sam.
386
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:03,471
Shame on you!
387
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,475
You threw back the tying babe
just because she was vulnerable.
388
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,728
The old Sammy would've kept
on pushing until he got the number.
389
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,855
Maybe I'm just not
the old Sammy anymore.
390
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,356
No, I guess you're not.
391
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,484
- Excuse me?
- Yeah?
392
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,444
Listen, I just wanted to tell you
393
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,530
that I appreciate you being
such a gentleman back there.
394
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,325
- Oh, well...
- I don't meet many men like that.
395
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,453
You're welcome. You're welcome.
Good luck to you.
396
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,248
Hey, what are you doing
later on tonight?
397
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,921
I thought you wanted to be alone.
What about all that vulnerable stuff?
398
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,339
Oh, that was just a line I use
399
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,758
to find out what kind of man
I'm dealing with.
400
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,219
Good for you!
401
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,971
Hey, you guys,
you have to meet this guy.
402
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,849
- He is such a gentleman.
- Oh, hi.
403
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,560
- Yeah, and he's cute, too.
- Oh, well...
404
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,313
Listen, we're gonna go out.
Do you want to come along?
405
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,440
It's a lot more fun with four.
406
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:57,983
Yeah.
407
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,277
Look, there's one thing
you should know.
408
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,988
We do everything together.
409
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,033
Everything?
410
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,203
Everything.
411
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,581
Well, ladies, ladies...
412
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,585
Carla, would you close the bar for me?
413
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,506
Oh, Henri, congratulations on that...
414
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,758
...that phone number thing we were doing.
415
00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,971
Okay, ladies, right foot.
416
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,351
USA! USA!