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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, everybody.
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So, what's the latest?
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Frasier passed out about 3:00.
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Poor guy.
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Yeah, for someone whose wife
is leaving him,
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he seems awfully upset.
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Oh, God. My head.
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Sam,
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coffee, please.
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Oh, Carla.
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About last night...
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I was in pretty bad shape.
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I was drunk and carrying on about Lilith,
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and I have this half memory
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of you...
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Dragging me into the office
and cleaning me up,
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putting me on the couch,
laying a blanket over me,
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and sitting with me until I fell asleep.
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And, well, even in
my drunken stupor,
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I wanted to thank you
for your...
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your unexpected kindness. Thanks.
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Glad to help.
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Here's your coffee.
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Thank you, Sam.
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Jeez, what time is it?
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You know,
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I could have sworn I had my Rolex on.
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Hey, where's my class ring?
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Boy, never felt so low
in my life.
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Well, Doc,
if it means anything to you,
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I'm here for you.
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It doesn't, Cliff, but thanks.
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Boy, Dr. Sternin-Crane
having an affair with another guy.
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This reminds me of a terrible scandal
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we had back in Hanover.
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It rocked the whole town
to its core.
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Mayor's wife ran off
with old Mr. Smithers.
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Well, that's not so scandalous, Woody.
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Well, Mr. Smithers was a goat.
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Wood-Woody,
why don't you take a break?
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Again?
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Man, this day is flying.
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You know what's the most
painful thing about it?
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I didn't see it coming.
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Lilith had an affair.
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I had no idea.
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Now she's leaving me, and...
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...there were no signs.
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You know
what I mean, Sam?
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Sam?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm still back on Mr. Smithers.
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Well, Doc, maybe
there were signs.
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You were just too blind to see them.
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Yeah, I mean, what with Lilith
spending every night late at work
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for the last six months.
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Whenever you two are together,
you're just bickering all the time.
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Worst of all,
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you spend all your waking hours
sitting in this bar.
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Cliff ie, I don't think...
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No, Sam, I want to hear this.
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Maybe it's time somebody did splash
the cold water of reality in my face.
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On the other hand,
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at least I'm not a career-stagnant,
middle-aged mama's boy
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with little or no sexual experience.
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I know what you mean, Doc.
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We have a few of those at work.
Very sad.
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I can't believe
she wants to leave me.
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I really blew it.
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Well, Frase, you know,
marriage is a very tricky thing.
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Takes a lot of work
and sacrifice and compromise
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from both parties to keep it fresh
and rewarding.
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How can you say that?
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You work less at your marriage
than anyone else in the world.
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Just hoping the irony
would cheer you up.
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Well, Doc, if you ask me,
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you're wasting your time sitting
around here feeling sorry for yourself.
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You should be out there
trying to get her back.
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How do you suggest
I do that?
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Get off your butt
and take charge.
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Be a cave man.
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A woman likes that.
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Cave man?
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Trust me.
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Nick Tortelli.
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Ah, there was a cave man.
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In fact, the next time you see
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one of those drawings
of how man evolved from the ape,
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look real closely
at that second guy.
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Thanks for the idea, Carla,
but I hardly think the primitive approach
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would work on a woman
as sophisticated as Lilith.
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Why don't you try
the romantic route?
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Take her out to the Cape
for a romantic weekend.
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Treat her
the way you used to.
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No, no, come on, Sam.
that's bourgeois.
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If you want to keep
a woman in your life,
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nothing beats the old-fashioned
fake heart attack.
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I beg your pardon?
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She goes for the door,
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you go for your chest.
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Nobody can walk out on somebody
who's having a coronary.
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It's foolproof.
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I learned it from Ma.
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She uses that on you?
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Or I use it on her.
Depends who's trying to leave.
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Frasier.
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Well, look who's here.
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Suppose this is the part
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where we fight over who gets
to keep our friends.
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No.
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Then why are you here,
to humiliate me again in public?
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Seems to be a theme
you enjoy.
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No. I was worried about you.
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I brought you a shaving kit
and some clean clothes.
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You were worried about me?
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Then you're not leaving me?
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Oh, I'm still leaving you.
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Frasier, this is so--
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I'm sorry. I...
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I think we should have this discussion
in the office.
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Oh, no chance of that,
Dr. Sternin-Crane.
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Sam's office is his inner sanctum.
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The only person who gets
to use Sam's office is Sam.
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It's all right, Woody.
It's all right.
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Oh, well, maybe if Kelly ever has an affair,
I'll get to use your precious office.
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Poor Frase, huh?
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What about Lilith?
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She's probably just trying
to find herself.
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Oh, come off it, Becks.
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Nobody tries to find
themselves anymore.
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Even when it was in style,
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it was just an excuse
for middle-aged people
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to quit work,
ride around on Harleys,
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and have sex
with young people.
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Oh, is that right, Miss Know-lt-All?
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It just so happens my father
once left for six months to find himself.
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When he came back,
he was at peace with the world.
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You could see it in his eyes the second
he came roaring up the driveway.
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Well, here we are.
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Is this it?
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Should I call a lawyer,
initiate divorce proceedings?
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It's up to you.
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You're the one making
all the decisions apparently.
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Frasier, I do not want a divorce.
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I want a trial separation.
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Furthermore, I'm going
to be gone for a while,
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so I need to know that
Frederick is being taken care of
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in the best manner possible.
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It would be irresponsible
for me to take him
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from a comfortable
and familiar home
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where he feels stable and secure.
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Therefore, I would like you
to have sole custody
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for the period of time
that I'm gone.
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Just like that.
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You're not only walking out on me
but on your own son as well.
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Oh, Frasier. You think this is easy for me?
It's not.
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Please just promise me
you'll take care of my son.
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I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Personally, I don't want him growing up
in your swinging bachelorette pad,
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what with your love beads, your hi-fi,
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and your Dave Brubeck albums.
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Frasier, if you can't get into the nineties,
at least move into the sixties.
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Well, where are you
going to live?
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All right, let me guess.
don't tell me.
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You're moving in
with your boyfriend, Dr. Pascal.
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That's right,
Frasier, I am.
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What's so great about
this Pascal guy anyway?
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The man's obviously a crackpot.
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All he's known for is inventing
this ridiculous bubble underground.
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It's called an eco-pod,
Frasier.
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A self-contained
subterranean environment
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which will serve as a prototype
for an eventual space station,
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similar to the biosphere,
only on a much more ambitious scale.
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To be inhabited by moles and gophers,
no doubt.
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Yes, it will house a variety
of animal species
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and, for the first year,
two human subjects as well.
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Really? And where in the world
do you expect to find--
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Oh, no.
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Yes, Frasier,
I'm off to live in the eco-pod.
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Oh, no!
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It's a noble experiment.
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I am a pioneer.
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The research we're going to do
will aid all of humanity.
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This is the stupidest day
I've ever had.
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It's anything
but stupid, Frasier.
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Dr. Pascal is a visionary.
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I'm proud to be associated with him
as we chart the future.
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This will be a big hit
on the cocktail party circuit.
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"Say, Frase, where's your lovely wife
this evening?"
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"Well, Bob, she's underneath
the Earth's crust
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with her boyfriend."
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"What's new with you?"
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I refuse to discuss this
any further.
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You're being irrational.
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No, wait, Lilith, wait.
Don't go, please.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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Please, help me to understand
why you're doing this.
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Well, Frasier...
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Ever since I was a little girl,
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I've led a very disciplined,
regimented life.
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But in the back of my mind,
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I always had this nagging feeling
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that something was missing.
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I tried to fill the void
with achievements.
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Scientific awards,
marriage to a prominent man,
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but deep down inside,
I still felt empty.
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Then along came Googy.
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Googy?
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Dr. Pascal.
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He's a freethinker, a radical.
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I never know what
he's going to do next,
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and when I'm with him,
I don't know what I'm going to do next.
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That's new for me,
Frasier.
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I like it.
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I hope you understand.
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I suppose I do.
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Maybe I haven't always listened.
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Maybe I haven't always known
the right thing to say or do.
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Just one thing
I want you to know...
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I wish you the very best.
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I adore you,
and I always will.
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Thank you.
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Take good care of Frederick
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and yourself.
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Goodbye, Frasier.
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Goodbye, my love.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm having a heart attack!
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Well, maybe not.
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I'm going now.
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I'd like to leave
a parting word.
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I want you to know
what I'm doing is very difficult.
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It is not to hurt Frasier.
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It's to acknowledge
the fact that I'm changing.
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No one can go living
year in and year out
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without ever changing.
It's impossible...
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Or at least, it's very rare.
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Well, I'm off.
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I don't know what the future holds.
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Whatever happens, I only hope
I can realize my full potential,
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to acquire things
the old Lilith never had.
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Like a body temperature?
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That's very good, Carla.
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Incidentally,
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I've taken your little wisecracks
for a few years now,
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you hideous gargoyle,
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and if you ever open that gateway to hell
you call a mouth in my direction again,
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I'll snap off your extremities
like dead branches
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and feed them to you
at gunpoint.
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God, that felt good.
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Well!
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That was just plain rude.
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Oh, hey, Frase. How you doing?
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Come on, talk to us.
We're your friends.
256
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:44,389
Say something to him, will you?
257
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:45,723
Like what?
258
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,809
I don't know. Something positive.
Something to cheer him up.
259
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,729
Frasier, say,
have you lost weight?
260
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,943
What? That would cheer me up?
261
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,032
I appreciate
your concern, everyone,
262
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,326
and you can stop worrying.
263
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,996
You see, I know exactly
how this is gonna go.
264
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,207
After the shock wears off,
there'll be some initial pain,
265
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:13,835
followed by resentment
and depression,
266
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,212
and a lasting sense of insecurity
267
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,257
as I ping-pong blame
between Lilith and myself.
268
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,427
Throughout this process,
all I have to do
269
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,764
is keep telling myself
that everything is going to be okay.
270
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,269
Well, the shock seems
to be wearing off.
271
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,771
Here comes the pain.
272
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,233
Oh, boy.
273
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:41,863
Oh, mama, that's a big one!
274
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,366
Frasier, can we do
anything for you?
275
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,035
Oh, no, Sam.
276
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,787
If anyone has the inner resources
to deal with this,
277
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,289
it's Dr. Frasier Crane.
278
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,749
Trust me.
279
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,543
I know exactly
how to handle this.
280
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,466
I'm gonna jump,
Lilith!
281
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,185
Attention. This is the police.
282
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,730
Do not jump.
I repeat, do not jump.
283
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,358
Whatever your problem is,
we can solve it.
284
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
Just go back inside.
285
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,695
I swear to God I'm gonna jump!
286
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,282
Who's that shrink
we use in cases like this?
287
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,659
You mean Frasier Crane?
He's not answering his pager.
288
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,746
Remind me to put this in my report.
That man will never work in this town again.
289
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,582
Hey, you have your whole life
ahead of you.
290
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,919
Anything good on?
291
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,921
Yeah, we got Oprah,
292
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,672
we got Quincy.
293
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,926
Home Shopping Network.
294
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,761
We got a guy on a ledge.
295
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,430
We got Barnaby Jones.
296
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,932
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, Normie!
297
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,642
Go back quick!
Go back!
298
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,643
Yeah, here.
299
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,186
Oh, my God!
300
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,980
That's the Quincy where
they bury the wrong guy.
301
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,776
Normie, go back to that
guy on the ledge stuff.
302
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,195
That's just right outside.
303
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,030
No wonder all these people
are in here.
304
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,116
I wonder who
the poor sap is.
305
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,659
Go back inside.
306
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,661
I swear to God
I'm gonna jump!
307
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,663
Oh, my God!
308
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:17,834
Sam, you find Lilith.
Carla and I will go up and find Frasier.
309
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,460
Come on, Norm.
I'm going up there, too.
310
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,878
Normie, come on.
We need you.
311
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,463
A buddy of ours in on a ledge.
312
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,340
He's about to jump to his death.
Let's go!
313
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,259
Jeez, you're right.
I'd better go move my car.
314
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,811
Frasier!
315
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,523
Hey, pal, I'll take it.
I'm a friend of his.
316
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,566
I think I can help.
317
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,985
I've operated these before, sir.
It's all right.
318
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,654
Frasier, it's me,
your friend Cliff Clavin.
319
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,991
Now pitching for Boston--
320
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,367
Hey, come on, would ya?
321
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,161
All right. Just kidding.
322
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,416
Frase, look, buddy,
don't think I don't know how you feel.
323
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,586
It's not like I haven't
been there myself.
324
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,754
You know, standing high above the city,
325
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,339
the wind
blowing through your hair,
326
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:08,342
praying this time
you'll have the guts to do it...
327
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,180
Frasier, don't listen to him, man.
328
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,599
So, it didn't work out with... Lilith.
329
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,976
What's the big deal? That's okay.
330
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,394
What about your friends?
331
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,521
What about me? I care for you.
332
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,231
Hell, I love ya, man.
333
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,861
Yeah, I said it.
334
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,864
A guy can love
another guy without being
335
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:31,657
the kind of guy
who loves other guys.
336
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,119
You knew what I was saying,
didn't you, Frase?
337
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,121
You didn't think I meant...
338
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,415
...the other thing,
did you?
339
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,918
Hold on a second, Frase.
340
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:42,960
Take that. Talk.
341
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,215
No, it's all right. I'm his wife.
342
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,175
- Don't aggravate--
- I'm the reason he's up there.
343
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,301
He's very unstable.
344
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:56,307
Frasier, you're making
a big fool of yourself.
345
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,185
Don't leave me, Lilith!
346
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,687
It's too late, Frasier.
I've made up my mind.
347
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,397
I'm gonna jump!
348
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,441
Lie to him.
349
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,402
Tell him you'll go back with him.
Tell him to go inside.
350
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,907
I can't lie to you, Frasier.
It's over.
351
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,037
What were we
supposed to do?
352
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,747
Go on living
the charade?
353
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499
Sure we had an amazing sex life,
354
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,460
but a relationship is more than that.
355
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,880
I felt the confines of our marriage
were not allowing me to grow.
356
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,592
Surely some of you women
357
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,386
know what I'm talking about.
358
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,222
- Yeah!
- Right on!
359
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:40,560
Why don't you tell them
about your affair?
360
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,479
- Oh.
- Ah.
361
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:47,066
Well, I was in a very
vulnerable state and...
362
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,653
Frasier, this is ridiculous.
I'm coming upstairs.
363
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,952
Frase, about what I was saying earlier...
364
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:02,248
You know, there are all kinds of different
kinds of love...
365
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,835
Frasier!
366
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,003
You stay back!
367
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,421
Okay, okay.
368
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,131
Rebecca, I found him.
369
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,050
- Frasier.
- Don't come near me!
370
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,218
I won't come near you, Frasier.
371
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,596
Please, please, just step inside.
372
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,391
Oh, Rebecca, go back to Cheers
and leave me alone.
373
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,643
No, Frasier, we're your friends.
Don't jump.
374
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,520
You have lots of friends
who care about you.
375
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,857
Frasier, listen to me.
This is Norm Peterson,
376
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,109
I want you to listen very carefully.
377
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,653
You left about a half a round of beer
on the bar.
378
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,780
You don't suppose I could maybe...
379
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,115
Help yourself!
380
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,617
Thank you.
381
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,368
Frasier.
382
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,203
Lilith, don't come nearer.
I swear I'll jump!
383
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,665
Would you excuse us, please?
I'd like to speak with my husband.
384
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,543
But, before I go, I want to say one thing.
385
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,462
Go ahead and jump,
you coward!
386
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,131
Take the easy way out.
go ahead and end it all!
387
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,426
Wow. That was reverse psychology, right?
388
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,511
What's reverse psychology?
389
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,561
Frasier, I refuse to indulge
in this little game
390
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,813
of emotional blackmail any longer.
391
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,566
You and I both know
you have no intention of jumping.
392
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,818
I know you
better than that.
393
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,111
No, you don't, Lilith.
394
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,030
I'm gonna jump
395
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,367
because I can't go on living
knowing that you love someone else.
396
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,790
Very well, Frasier.
397
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:27,875
You win.
398
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,295
I won't leave you.
399
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,506
Really?
400
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,340
Really.
401
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,217
Now come inside.
402
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,225
You mean, you're not
just saying that?
403
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,268
No. I'm not just saying it.
404
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,561
I won't leave you.
405
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,731
I may be unhappy for
the rest of my days,
406
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:53,359
but I will honor my obligations
as your wife.
407
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,069
Baby, you're the greatest.
408
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,285
Oh, go on, Lilith.
409
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,912
Get out of here.
410
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,289
What do you mean?
411
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,917
I can't be happy
knowing that you're not.
412
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,799
Thank you, Frasier.
413
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,886
Well, thank you for getting me
off the ledge.
414
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,515
I was going to pretend to faint
and fall back in,
415
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:25,933
but this worked
a lot better.
416
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,407
How you doing?
417
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:45,453
Oh, I'll be okay, Sam, thanks.
418
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,372
You want anything,
you let me know.
419
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,167
Well, you know, there is... one thing.
420
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,296
Could you take the bull horn
away from Cliff and Norm?
421
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,340
All right, McGarrett,
you'll never take me alive.
422
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,384
Come on, it's my turn!
Come on!
423
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,761
Attention, K-Mart shoppers.
424
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,512
Attention, K-Mart shoppers...
425
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,766
Hey, guys, guys, guys...
426
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,058
Hey, come on!
427
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,104
Frasier?
428
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,064
I just wanted
to say good bye.
429
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,693
Dr. Pascal and I
are leaving for the desert tonight.
430
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:19,945
Are you all right?
431
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,946
No...
432
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,281
But I will be.
433
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,118
I said good-bye to
Frederick this afternoon.
434
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,622
He loves the thought of Mommy
going off to live in a big bubble.
435
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,583
I'm sure this will be
a special memory for him
436
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,044
that he will relive
over and over again
437
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,213
in the years
of his psychoanalysis.
438
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,008
Lilith, you ready?
439
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,427
Googy, I thought you were
going to wait outside.
440
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,430
Before we leave, there's something
I have to say to your husband.
441
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,019
I know this is
an awkward moment, Doctor,
442
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,729
but I have to tell you.
443
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,856
I was pulling up
in front of the bar just now,
444
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,318
and I seemed to have dinged your BMW.
445
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,656
Oh, of course you did.
446
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,742
Well, we're off.
447
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,910
We've got to be going.
448
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,579
Good bye, Frasier.
449
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:11,872
Good bye, Lilith.
450
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,668
Oh, there's just...
there's something I'd like to say.
451
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,337
I know you've got
a rough year ahead of you,
452
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,297
you're in for some rocky times.
453
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,467
I'm sure you'll experience
some very painful moments.
454
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,096
When you do, I'd like you to feel free
455
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:31,141
to call on me for sympathy
and understanding.
456
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,185
Thank you, Frasier.
457
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,145
I was talking to Googy.