1 00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,379 Cheers is filmed before a live studio audience. 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:08,091 Here you go, pal. Let me... 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,303 Sorry. I don't have any change on me. 4 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,804 That's all right. God bless you anyway. 5 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:15,682 - Hey, Sam. - Hey, Frasier. How you doing, man? 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,392 I tell you, I used to have change all the time, 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,186 But things are tough now. 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,063 The bar burned down, you know. 9 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:22,814 This is the place, right here. Yeah. 10 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:25,526 It burned down, and I've been spending every dime I have 11 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,736 just to rebuild the place. 12 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,113 I don't have anyone to blame but myself, really. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,282 And women. Oh, God. 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,825 Me and women. 15 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,538 I think it first started for me 16 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,290 when I hired this really bright blonde waitress. 17 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,668 Her name was Diane. Maybe you heard of her. 18 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,461 She used to come in and out of here all the time. 19 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:46,672 Five Years ago? Books under her arm? 20 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:53,262 And then Rebecca finally admitted, "Yeah, I burned the bar down." 21 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:54,596 I forgave her. 22 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,474 - 'Night, Sam. - Yeah. Good night, Frase. 23 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,769 And then-- listen to this-- Rebecca finally admits to me, 24 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,354 "Yes, I burned the bar down." 25 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,648 Was I mad, I tell you. But what are you gonna do? 26 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:05,983 You going to stick her with guilt-- 27 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,776 - Sam? - Yeah? 28 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,736 - There you go. - Thank you. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,363 Come on, let's go. 30 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,701 Here you go. You earned it. 31 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,792 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Sam. Hey, listen... 32 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,712 My folks sent me a Christmas ham, and I wanted to surprise Kelly, 33 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,714 so I'm putting him in your office till the last minute. 34 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,091 - Is that all right? - Fine with me. You sure it'll keep? 35 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,259 Oh, sure. 36 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,306 Unless some city boy lets him out. 37 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,438 Woody, look. He's so cute. 38 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,940 Ain't you, boy? You're so sweet. 39 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:32,069 He's shivering. Should we cover him with something? 40 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:36,281 Well, not really. Maybe with some honey glaze and a little pineapple. 41 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:38,158 That's disgusting. 42 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,453 I can't believe you'd even think about killing something this sweet. 43 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,413 Rebecca, where do you think hams come from? 44 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,375 Big funny-shaped cans on aisle six. 45 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,047 Actually, I'm something of an expert on that subject. 46 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,466 Big funny-shaped cans? 47 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,512 No, Carla. I happen to be a swine buff. 48 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:04,101 You see, your porcine mammal is known for his superior intelligence. 49 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,310 That's true. 50 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,480 Back in Hanover, they say pigs are smarter than people. 51 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:11,483 Actually, it's usually the tourists that point that out. 52 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:19,324 Excuse me. I'm looking for Sam Malone. 53 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,619 - I'm Sam. What can I do for you? - I'm Susan Matheny. 54 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,830 My husband Kirby bought your Corvette. 55 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,166 You-- You've seen my Corvette? 56 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,001 Is it parked outside right now? 57 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:32,587 How is she? How's she doing? 58 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,799 Let me get my chamois from the office here. 59 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:38,218 No. Mr. Malone, it's not here. 60 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,430 I just came here to ask a few questions about it. 61 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,100 I'm sorry. I got a little carried away. 62 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:49,062 You see... Kirby passed away a couple months ago. 63 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,606 That is bad news. 64 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,109 It wasn't a car crash, was it? 65 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,738 No. No, it was a heart attack. 66 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,948 Thank God. 67 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,492 I'm sorry. I mean, thank God that he's... 68 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,202 ...not suffering anymore. 69 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,912 I'm sorry. That came out wrong. 70 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,582 Sit down. Let me buy you a coffee or something. 71 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,000 Thank you. 72 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:16,006 Boy, that must be really tough on you right now, huh? 73 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,425 It's been a little rough, but I'm getting over it. 74 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,760 And part of getting over it 75 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,429 is dealing with all the details, like the car. 76 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,140 My lawyer says I need the vehicle ID number, 77 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,558 And I can't find it. 78 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:31,229 That's U510593947-D. 79 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:35,650 I'm sorry. What am I doing? Let me write this down for you. 80 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,196 Although I do have kind of a cute way of remembering this. 81 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,740 I made up a little song. You want to hear it? 82 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,034 No. I'm a kindergarten teacher. 83 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,994 I get my fill of cute little songs. 84 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,663 - Maybe you could just write it down. - Sure. 85 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,082 So, Susan... 86 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,919 So what are you gonna do with the car? 87 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,922 I don't know. I was just keeping it in the garage. 88 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,382 I'm perfectly happy driving my Volkswagen. 89 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,051 Excuse me... 90 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,220 Is that garage heated? 91 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,515 Yes. Yes, Kirby insisted. 92 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,935 He was a little nuts about the car, sweet as he was. 93 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,395 Okay, there you go. Thank you. 94 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,064 Do you have a pay phone? 95 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,024 My lawyer said I should call him with the number. 96 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,945 Here. No. As a matter of fact, use this one right here. There you go. 97 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,822 Hey, guys-- 98 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:22,989 I'm sorry. 99 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,367 I'm just a little excited about your husband-- 100 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,498 Hey, fellas-- 101 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,460 You know that guy Kirby who bought my Corvette? 102 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:36,795 Dead. 103 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,130 Dead. 104 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:43,593 Sorry I can't be happy for you, Sam. I didn't know him like you did. 105 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:46,388 I'm not happy that the guy had a heart attack. 106 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,182 It's just that this is a chance for me to get my Corvette back. 107 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,893 So how do you figure you're gonna get the car? 108 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,813 That lady right there, that's the widow. 109 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,566 So I figure, what, I just take her out to dinner a few times, 110 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,776 let her get to know me, pour on the charm, 111 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,320 and then-- boom-- I low-ball her, you know? 112 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,115 This calls for a round on the house. Come on. 113 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,201 I don't have my car yet, man. 114 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,453 You kind of jumped the gun on that one, eh, Norm? 115 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,956 Thank you, Mr. Monday Morning Quarterback. 116 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,460 Thanks, Mr. Malone. I won't bother you anymore. 117 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,338 Hold on one second. Let me just-- 118 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:25,176 I don't know how to say this, but I can only imagine 119 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,512 what you're going through and everything at this point. 120 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,181 I just want you to know that if you ever want to talk, 121 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:33,602 I'm a bartender, and that's what I'm paid to do. I listen. 122 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,187 Thank you. That's nice of you. 123 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:40,066 Actually, you know, what the heck, I got a break right now. 124 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,695 You want to take a walk in the park, maybe, just talk? 125 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:47,741 - All right. I'd like that. - Great. All right. 126 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,701 It'll be nice talking to someone who's not six years old. 127 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,119 Yeah, I'll bet. 128 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,204 I'm getting my car back! 129 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,671 You're such a good boy. 130 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,257 Yes, you are. Yes, you did. 131 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,927 You used your litter box again. 132 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,721 He would make the best pet. 133 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:13,308 Hey, Woody, would you consider selling him? 134 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:16,144 - No, but I'll share him. - You will? 135 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,189 Sure. Day after Christmas, I'll bring you some sandwiches. 136 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,400 Woody, why would you say things like that? 137 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:26,029 Miss Howe, I think you're getting a little too attached to this pig. 138 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,239 I am not. Am I, snuffles? 139 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,492 No, I not get too attached to you. 140 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,667 Sammy, what's up? You're breaking out the good stuff. 141 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,669 Yeah. Susan's coming over again. 142 00:07:40,835 --> 00:07:43,964 So, Sam, how are things between you and Susan? 143 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,840 You know, pretty good. Pretty good. 144 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,717 I take her out. We talk. 145 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,971 We talk about school, about Kirby, life, 146 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,472 Everything under the sun. 147 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,685 The funny thing is, the more we talk, the more she likes me. 148 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,145 The more she likes me, the more she trusts me. 149 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,523 The more she trusts me... 150 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,817 ...the closer I get to snagging that car. 151 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,612 Did anyone else's blood just run cold? 152 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,699 Come on, I'm not doing anything wrong here. 153 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,283 Give me a break, man. 154 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,952 I'm helping her out, as a matter of fact. 155 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,745 She's going through some pretty difficult times. 156 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,497 I'm taking her mind off of it. 157 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,041 In other words, you deserve that car. 158 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,710 Well, I didn't want to say it, 159 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:24,295 but I'm glad someone sees it my way. 160 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,632 All right. Well, let's celebrate. This calls for a round on the house. 161 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,552 No. No. I haven't gotten the car quite yet, Norm. 162 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,846 You're severely off your game, my friend. 163 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,974 Game? You call this a game? 164 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,312 Sammy. I don't know why you're going to all this trouble. 165 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,149 She told you that she keeps the car in the garage, right? 166 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:47,777 You say the words, my kids are over there in 20 minutes. 167 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,574 In 25, your car is speeding down the highway. 168 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,535 Worse comes to worst, they put 'em away for a couple of years. 169 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,872 It's not like I'm rattling around in an empty house. 170 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,833 You're very sweet. I appreciate that. 171 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,835 But I put a lot of energy and time into this plan. 172 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,712 I think I'm going to stick with it. 173 00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:08,631 Where is Aunt Carla? 174 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,301 There's Aunt Carla. 175 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,638 Isn't he the cutest thing you've ever seen? 176 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,682 Yeah. He's going to make a nice football. 177 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,685 What are you gonna do? 178 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,604 I'm gonna save a life. 179 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,398 I'm going to drive Snuffles way out in the country 180 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,233 and give him his freedom. 181 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,320 He'll be free. Free, I tell you. 182 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,448 He'll always remember the person who gave him his freedom-- 183 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,241 Rebecca Howe. 184 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,786 This is the best thing I've ever done. 185 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,457 I don't mind saying it. That is one screwed-up broad. 186 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,797 - Hey, Susan! - Hi, Sam. 187 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,925 Can I get you something? Juice and cookies? 188 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,135 It was arts and crafts today. 189 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,845 Make it bourbon and water. 190 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:02,143 Sam, I gotta tell you-- This past week has been great. 191 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,270 You've really pulled me out of my shell. 192 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,730 I'm glad to hear that. 193 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,315 - Guess what? - What? 194 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,275 I brought the Corvette. 195 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,863 My old car. Right, yeah, I almost forgot. 196 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,700 It's blue, right? 197 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:18,993 No, red. 198 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,745 Red, red, right. Right. Right. 199 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,789 Flame red, actually. 200 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,626 It felt kind of weird driving it. 201 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,713 Well, yeah, of course it did. Why didn't I think of that? 202 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,590 It reminds you of Kirby. Yeah. 203 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,802 You know, it's none of my business, but I'm gonna say this anyway. 204 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,262 I think you should sell it. 205 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,598 I'm having a thought here. Maybe... 206 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,560 Maybe... 207 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,771 - No, that's crazy. - What? What? 208 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,817 Well, I was just gonna say that... if you're going to sell it, 209 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,154 and, like we said, we think you should, then... 210 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,616 ...why don't you sell it to me? 211 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:02,328 Oh, Sam. You don't have to do that for me. 212 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,331 No. No, I insist. I insist. 213 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,626 See, my only problem is that I don't think I can afford 214 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,545 the fair market value. 215 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:14,174 You know, maybe only like ten grand over the next... 216 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,259 ...two years? 217 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,346 You know what? Let's do it. 218 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,267 I never drive it, and you love it, so it's yours. 219 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,312 Great. I think this is a great idea. 220 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,980 I tell you what, let me go get a check, 221 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,691 and we'll go out to dinner and we'll celebrate. 222 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,195 What are you guys celebrating? 223 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,238 I just sold Sam my car. 224 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,367 That's great. That's all he's been talking about. 225 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,623 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 226 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,667 He's had his eye on that car since the day you walked in the door. 227 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,132 Okay, here we go. Here's the check. 228 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,844 Do me a favor. Do not cash this right away. 229 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:03,431 You know, Sam, if you wanted my car so badly, 230 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,391 all you had to do was ask. 231 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:10,772 I mean, you didn't have to waste a week pretending to be my friend. 232 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,358 Here. Take it. 233 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,575 How about that? 234 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,703 I got my car back. 235 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,500 It didn't cost me a penny. 236 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,962 Sammy! Sammy! 237 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,505 Come on. Come on. Sammy! 238 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,801 Come on, you'll have fun. Sammy! Sammy! 239 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,767 Woody, we're running low on pretzels. 240 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,937 I know, Miss Howe. I set them all free to live in the wild. 241 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:59,028 Woody, I let your pig go three days ago and I have apologized every day. 242 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,530 Let's just drop it. 243 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,408 There is a quarter-of-an-inch scratch on the right fender. 244 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:04,826 You can't miss it. 245 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,829 No, it disfigures the entire car. 246 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,708 Listen, I want you to send your tow truck over right now. 247 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,459 Are you laughing at me? 248 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,378 Are you laughing at me? 249 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,088 You know, fine. I'll tell you something. 250 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,173 I'm going to take my business someplace else. 251 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,052 Sam, may I have a beer, please? 252 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:26,055 And let me guess, you dinged the Corvette again. 253 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,849 Yeah. Wow, it's weird. 254 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,976 It's the fourth scratch I've had in a week. 255 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,185 I don't know what's going on. 256 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,521 Maybe I need to check my eyes or something. 257 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,773 Yes, your "eyes." 258 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,985 What's that supposed to mean, huh? 259 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,987 Sam, this is not a personal attack. 260 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,322 I am trying to help you. 261 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,908 Look, the way you got that car back was shameful. 262 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,910 It went against your better instincts. 263 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,497 Now deep down, you don't think you deserve to have that car, 264 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,585 and I submit that subconsciously, you are trying to destroy it. 265 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,253 You know, take your business someplace else. 266 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,213 Go on. Get out of here! 267 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,925 Sammy, settle down now. 268 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,219 Frasier could very well have a point there. 269 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,387 You know something? 270 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,348 Or maybe not, okay? The guy's a quack. 271 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,809 Sammy. Sammy! 272 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:15,313 You scammed a poor innocent widow out of her car. 273 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,900 Now, on many levels, I can respect that. 274 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,694 But somehow, this one crossed the line. 275 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,363 I know. You're right. 276 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,365 And another thing, remember what I told you 277 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,116 about hitting the customers? 278 00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,702 Yeah, I forgot. That's your turf. 279 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,540 - It's just that I have so little. - I know. 280 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,882 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Frasier. I'm under a lot of pressure here. 281 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,927 I should be having fun with that car, and I'm not. 282 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,346 It's driving me crazy. 283 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,516 Do you really think there's something to that... 284 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,019 ...you know, subconscious guilt and shame stuff? 285 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,396 It depends. 286 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,648 Yeah, on what? 287 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,691 Are you going to hit me again? 288 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735 No. No. I'm sorry, man. 289 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,155 No, of course not. I... I know you're right. 290 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,575 I've been feeling like a real heel ever since she gave me the keys. 291 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,495 But she's so sweet, so innocent. 292 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:17,375 I was just making her believe I was her friend so I could snag the car. 293 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,294 Sam, you must find Susan and beg her forgiveness. 294 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,838 It's your only hope. 295 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,384 Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. You're right. 296 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,844 I'm out of here. 297 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,971 Sammy, another way you could go 298 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,141 is just to get rid of the object of your guilt. 299 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,101 Cliff, you can't have the car. 300 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,310 Okey-dokey. 301 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,689 Cheers, hello. 302 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,817 Hello? Cheers. 303 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,736 Turn the phone around. 304 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,656 Right side up. 305 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,700 Right side up! 306 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,661 Yeah. That's much better. 307 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:58,249 Woody, it's your dad. 308 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:05,089 Hi, Dad. 309 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,177 Hello? I can't hear-- 310 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,598 Dad! 311 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,392 You're kidding. 312 00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:19,061 Oh, my God, that's unbelievable. 313 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,273 Well, that's-- I'm relieved. 314 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,650 Well, say hi to Mom, okay? 315 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,861 All right. Bye. 316 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,073 Miss Howe, you're not gonna believe this. 317 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,826 Guess who showed up at my folks' back door last night. 318 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,453 - Who? - Snuffles. 319 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,122 Yeah, I guess he found his way onto the back of a truck 320 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,415 that was headed that way. 321 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,666 I told you he was smart. 322 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,668 I can't believe this. You see? 323 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,964 He traveled all that distance to get home where he was safe and sound. 324 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,758 This is a Christmas miracle. 325 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,593 I'll say. 326 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,470 Mom said he was delicious. 327 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,062 Now remember, tomorrow we're going to visit the zoo, 328 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,689 So everybody bring their permission slips. 329 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,399 What's the zoo again? 330 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,110 It's a place where they have a lot of animals. 331 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,904 Even tigers? 332 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,448 Yes, they have tigers at the zoo. 333 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,283 What if the tigers eat us? 334 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,161 That's why you need your permission slips. 335 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,579 Quiet time, everybody! 336 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,831 Hit the mats. Come on. 337 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,721 I am teaching a class. 338 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,807 I know. This will only take a second, please. 339 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:38,975 Why are you here? 340 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,811 I tried to call you at home, but you didn't answer the phone. 341 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,938 I got to get something off my chest. 342 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:47,024 What? I mean, you got your precious car, what else do you want from me? 343 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,944 Susan, please. Let me just try to explain something to you. 344 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,490 That car used to be my entire life. 345 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:58,411 You know, and when you got it, I just went crazy for a second. 346 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,955 I'm sorry. I really hurt you, and I'm sorry. 347 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,291 I want to make it up to you. Here. 348 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,794 I want to give you the fair market value of the car. 349 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,380 This check is just a down payment. 350 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,132 Please. I'm-- I'm sorry. 351 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,845 Well, you did hurt me. 352 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,556 But I guess I understand. 353 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:21,142 I mean, if the car was your whole life-- 354 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,519 Thanks. So you forgive me? 355 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,647 No, I don't forgive you. 356 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,901 - I'm sorry, what--? - You heard me. I don't forgive you. 357 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,988 My whole life, I've let people walk all over me, 358 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,616 and the minute that they start to feel a little bit guilty, 359 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,618 I let them off the hook. 360 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,536 Well, no more. 361 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:44,332 For the first time in my life, I am not going to forgive somebody. 362 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,876 Yeah. 363 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,337 It feels good not forgiving. 364 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,881 Yeah, well, not to me it doesn't. I mean... 365 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,799 Listen, why don't you forgive me 366 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,136 and not forgive some other guy and every other thing? 367 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,765 Sam, if you feel guilty, I'm glad. You deserve it. 368 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,350 Now, excuse me. I have a class to teach. 369 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,102 Listen, I'm not leaving until you forgive me. 370 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,146 - Sorry. - I'm serious. 371 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,107 Listen, this is very important to me, Susan. 372 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,152 Oh, my God. What did you do to those kids? 373 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,200 It's quiet time. Now go. 374 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:23,913 No. Hey, I'm sitting right here until you forgive me. 375 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,249 All right. Then you're just gonna have to be part of class. 376 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,876 - Whatever. - All right. 377 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,795 All right. Quiet time is over. Everybody up. 378 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,088 Back to your chairs. 379 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,633 Boys and girls, I would like you all to meet someone. 380 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,051 This is Sam. 381 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,553 - Hi, Sam! - Hi, Sam! 382 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,515 Hi, boys and girls. Listen, I'm gonna be sitting right here 383 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,141 until your teacher forgives me. 384 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,435 So you just carry on. Go ahead. 385 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:51,148 Class, do you remember when we were talking about telling the truth? 386 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,109 Yes. 387 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,862 Well, Sam here told a fib. 388 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,740 Boo! 389 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,368 And what kind of people tell fibs? 390 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,329 Bad people! 391 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,957 Wait. Hold on a second. 392 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,751 So I did a bad thing. Please, just can't you forgive me? 393 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,003 And where do fibbers go? 394 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,465 In the doghouse! 395 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,926 I'm sorry, in the what? 396 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,138 In the doghouse! 397 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,640 Come on, Susan, not the doghouse. 398 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,310 Come on, this is stupid. 399 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,480 I've already given you the check. What more do you want? 400 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,150 Can fibbers buy their way out of the doghouse? 401 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,235 No! 402 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,740 So why don't you just sit there and think about what you've done. 403 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,452 The rest of us will get out our art supplies. 404 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,039 This doghouse is stupid. 405 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,668 And it's made out of cardboard. 406 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,254 I could get out of here anytime I wanted. 407 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,881 I could. 408 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,512 Good-bye. Don't forget your permission slips. 409 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,055 Bye-bye. 410 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,103 Sam, I got to say, you're quite a sport. 411 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,482 You made it through the morning and the afternoon classes. 412 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,653 I'll tell you the truth. I was gonna leave a couple of hours ago, 413 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,782 but my legs kind of froze up. 414 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,287 Boy. Listen... 415 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,957 I... I've been mulling it over, 416 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,294 especially during the... quiet time. 417 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,379 And I think that... 418 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,132 I think you should take the car back. 419 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,383 What? 420 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,761 Yeah. I'm never gonna enjoy it. 421 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,721 I think you should drive it. 422 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,556 And please, once again, I'm sorry. 423 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,391 I acted like a real jerk. 424 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,354 I forgive you. 425 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,106 You what? 426 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,692 I said, I forgive you. 427 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,028 I just won't forgive the next guy. 428 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,489 Thank you, that means a lot to me. 429 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,200 Say, this might not be the right time or anything, 430 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,619 but do you want to go out and grab something to eat? 431 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:12,706 - Are you serious? - Yes. Yes. I owe you one. 432 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,834 We spent a lot of time together in the last week. 433 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,335 I kind of miss it. 434 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,088 All right. 435 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,923 Why don't we take your car? 436 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,885 My car? Are you serious? 437 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,681 Yeah. But if you miss one payment... 438 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,433 Yeah, I know. I know. In the doghouse. 439 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,061 You'll wish. 440 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,816 You know, for a minute there, when you were asking me out, 441 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,402 I thought maybe you were trying to get to Kirby's boat. 442 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,070 Oh, come on. 443 00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,323 Kirby had a boat?