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Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Not again.
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Every day this week.
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If I find out who
this N.R.P. creep is,
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I'm gonna really
let him have it.
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Hurry up, Norm.
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Sammy's gettin'
a lot faster at this.
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Damn it!
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Hey, Norm.
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Listen, I know that the "N.P."
stands for Norm Peterson.
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- What's the "R' stand for?
- "Resourceful."
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Mailgram for you, Fras.
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I'll be darned.
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What's that?
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Well, it says here if you walk with
a quarter wedged between your knees,
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your posture will be a lot better.
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Give me a couple of bits there, Norm.
I want to try that.
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Tell you what, Cliff...
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Here's a buck to not try it, okay?
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Fair enough.
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What's the matter?
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It's from Lilith.
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Oh. That's awful.
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What? What's awful?
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"Dear Frasier,
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life in the eco-pod is wonderful.
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Googie and I are happier
than we've ever been.
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Please start
divorce proceedings."
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Our marriage is...
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Made in heaven?
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Our marriage is over.
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That really burns my hide,
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Lilith sendin' that Mailgram.
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Well, thank you, Cliff.
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What, all of a sudden a first-class stamp
isn't any good anymore?
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I mean, people, I been tellin' you,
our success rate is almost 50%.
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Well, yeah,
unless it's rainin'.
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I'm sorry
to hear that.
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Sorry.
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Oh. thank you, Sam.
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Divorce.
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Lilith wants a divorce.
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You know, I know
we've been separated
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and I've been sayin'
some pretty bitter things,
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but I guess deep down
in my heart of hearts,
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I'd always hoped for some sort
of a reconciliation.
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Now I just don't know
how to feel.
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Hey, you know, Fras,
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I went through this same
thing when Nick left me.
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And the way I look at it,
here's what you can do.
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You can get
angry and bitter,
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learn to hate the world,
snap at people.
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Or?
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Or what?
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You want to talk about it,
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make yourself feel a little better?
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I appreciate what
you're tryin' to do, Sam,
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but, uh, I think I'd just, uh...
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rather be alone right now...
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Just try to figure out
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how I'm gonna carry on now that
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I know that Lilith
is never comin' back.
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Boy, oh, boy,
that must be rough, huh?
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I've never been married,
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but I remember how depressed I was
when Ma left me.
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You referring to the time
your mother moved to Florida
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when you were 37 years old?
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It still hurt.
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Poor Fras.
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Boy, I've never
seen him so sad.
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It's too bad. You know,
he's always there for us,
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always helping us out.
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What can we do
to cheer him up?
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Oh, I've got it!
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We'll throw him a party.
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What?
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A divorce party.
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Then that way he'll know that
all his friends support him
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And maybe it'll
brighten his day a little bit.
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We'll have it for him tomorrow
when he usually comes in.
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I don't know. A party for a guy
whose wife just left him?
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That seems
kind of strange.
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Makes perfect sense to me.
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Look out, everybody.
Here he comes.
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Okay, what do we yell
when he comes in?
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Just yell "surprise."
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Surprise. Surprise...
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Okay, I think I got it.
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Surprise!
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For he's a jolly,
good fellow
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For he's a jolly,
good fellow
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For he's a jolly,
good fellow
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Which nobody
can deny
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Is this for me?
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Yes. I thought it would help you
get over Lilith.
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- Do you like it?
- Very much. Thank you.
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Well, it was my idea.
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The guys fought me
at every turn.
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Okay, everybody,
let's lift our glasses here
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and toast Frasier's
newfound freedom.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Woody,
you havin' a beer?
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Why not?
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I'm a grown man. I'm an adult.
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I can handle my alcohol.
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Plus we're out
of chocolate milk.
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I want to make the first toast
to Frasier.
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Lilith stinks!
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- Lilith stinks!
- Lilith stinks!
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Profoundly put.
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Well, I really don't
want this to degenerate
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Into a "Bash Lilith" party.
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So, look,
what's done is done.
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It's about time I got over it.
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Oh, well, then you're not gonna like
what we did to the dart board.
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Well, maybe
just one throw.
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- Nice shot.
- All right, Frasier.
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Well, I've got one at home.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Woody, exactly
how many beers
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have you had there,
young fella?
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Just one...
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Mom.
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Woody, you gotta be careful
there, buddy.
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You never know
how liquor's gonna affect you.
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Sometimes
you get depressed.
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Sometimes
you get giddy.
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So, Norm, when are you
gonna get off your butt
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and get a job?
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Sometimes you just
get brutally honest.
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Frasier, you know
how I feel about you.
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I'm not any good
with words,
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so I'm gonna let this
do the talkin' for me.
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Oh, Lordy. Look at that.
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- Yeah!
- Cake!
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All right, huh?
The world of the exotic dancer.
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A little sleazy
if you ask me,
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almost as sleazy as the types
who frequent those joints.
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Oh, hey. It's Cliff.
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I, uh... I must look like a Cliff.
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Uh, excuse me, Miss.
Could you move the veil?
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You're blockin'
the mocha cream here.
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You're kidding,
right?
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No. You see, sweetheart,
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over the years,
our priorities change.
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Yeah? How so?
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Hey, there...
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Miss Krapence.
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That's Mr. Krapence.
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That's not what I heard.
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Say, Woody, why don't you sit down
right here for a while, all right?
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What's with this "Miss Krapence" stuff?
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I mean, who's been makin' cracks?
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I got an ex-wife, you know.
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Whoa. What are you doin', man?
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Why are you takin' shots
at Paul, huh?
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Come on, Sam,
use your head.
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The guy's in his 40s,
he's not married,
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he's always braggin' about his sex life,
yet he's always here.
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It all adds up, Sam...
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Or should I say Samantha?
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Would you guys
do something with him?
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Look at that, Norm.
He's fast asleep.
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Oh. Oh, look at his legs.
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They're twitchin'.
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I bet you he's dreamin'
he's chasin' rabbits.
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Don't be ridiculous, Cliff.
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Only dogs dream
about chasing rabbits.
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Frasier, you
enjoying your party?
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Yes, I am, very much.
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Um, friends,
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I just wanted to say thanks.
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Really.
Thank you very much.
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- It's all right.
- It's nothin'.
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It's just terrific that you guys tried
to cheer me up,
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and I just think it's time
that I was shovin' off now, okay?
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Frasier, are you
going home?
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Well, yes, and, uh,
thank you again, Rebecca,
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for putting all this together.
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Frasier, you gonna be
all right?
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I always get a little emotional
when I drink too much.
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Look at me.
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Frasier, you know what?
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I think I'm gonna
drive you home.
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Oh, I would really
appreciate that, Rebecca.
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I sent Frederick
to his grandmother's.
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I just don't want to go home
to that house alone.
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Frasier, for what it's worth,
I think that Lilith made a big mistake.
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Well, thank you,
and for what it's worth,
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I think that Evan Drake made
a big mistake, too.
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- Thank you, Frasier.
- And while we're at it,
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so did Sam and, uh, Martin Teal
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and Robin Colcord
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and that cousin of Woody's
that used to play the piano
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and Mark Newberger.
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And those are just the ones
you know about.
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I hope you didn't mind
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my pouring my guts out to you.
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I didn't mind a bit.
I was glad to help.
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So, I'll see you
tomorrow at work?
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Uh, Rebecca, why don't you come
on in for a bit?
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I'll make some coffee.
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Sure. Okay.
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All I've got is instant.
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Oh, instant's fine.
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Come to think of it,
Fras, you have a really hard job.
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You listen to other people
tell you their problems all day long
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and you never really have a chance
to talk about yourself.
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You're a very sympathetic person, Rebecca.
Thanks again.
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Frasier, would you
quit thanking me?
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That's what friends do,
they help each other.
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You really are my friend, huh?
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Of course I am.
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Fras, I think I better go.
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Oh, oh, God.
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Rebecca, I'm so sorry.
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Uh, th-this--
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This is... entirely unintentional.
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It wasn't premeditated
or anything.
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I, uh... oh, God.
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Frasier, I understand
what you're trying to say.
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Let's just forget it ever happened, okay?
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Rebecca, wait, wait.
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I've always found you rather attractive.
Well, very attractive, really.
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Well, thank you very
much, that's sweet of you to say,
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but I really think that I better go.
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It's just that
seein' you in my home,
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looking into
your beautiful eyes,
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I just wanted to...
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I had to...
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Oh, God! What am I doing?
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This is not romantic.
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This is just... weird.
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Frasier, you're my friend.
I've known you for years.
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First Sam, now you.
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Who's next, Cliff?
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Now, Rebecca, you have to admit
there's always been some...
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Sexual tension between us.
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There has?
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Yes. It started the first day
you came into the bar.
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I heard your sexy,
smoky voice.
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I looked up and thought,
"My God, who is that woman?"
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Really?
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Really.
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Your turn.
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What did you think
when you saw me?
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I thought...
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Well, you know, Fras,
I met so many people that day.
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Well, I mean, through the years,
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you must have at least found me
a little attractive.
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Well, I...
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Oh, come on! I mean, surely,
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for as long as we've
known each other,
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- there has to be some sexual tension.
- Why?
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00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,531
Well, it's been proven
in scientific journals.
256
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,824
People who spend any amount
of time with each other
257
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,743
so experience some sort
of subconscious sexual attraction.
258
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,161
Are you sure?
259
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,288
Do you want me to get the book?
260
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,331
No, no, no,
Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, Frasier,
261
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,667
forget the book.
262
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:13,960
Frasier, listen to me.
263
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,465
You are a very attractive man,
and you're funny, and you're witty,
264
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,301
and you're very charming, and...
265
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,220
And one time
you came in the bar
266
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,513
and you had on these pants,
267
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,767
and they made your buns
look really cute.
268
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,478
What color were they?
I could go put 'em on.
269
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,354
No, Frasier.
270
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,026
Frasier, you don't need
to put those pants on.
271
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:42,155
My point here is that
for all the years I've known you,
272
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,699
you have been married, so I just--
273
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,326
I never really took notice.
274
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,328
Well, I'm not married now.
275
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,831
No, you're not.
276
00:13:58,296 --> 00:13:59,922
He's still out cold, Normie.
277
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,674
Think we ought to wake him?
278
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,094
Well, we could. You know,
we could take him over to his house,
279
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,180
and get him undressed,
280
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,390
put him in bed, let him sleep it off
in peace and quiet.
281
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,892
Yeah, we could do that.
282
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,731
But we're not going to, are we?
283
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,276
No, sir, my good friend,
we are not.
284
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:25,114
What we are gonna do, though,
is get a pan of warm water,
285
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:30,244
put his hand in it, then step back
and watch the hilarity ensue.
286
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,582
Guys, am I the only one here
who's concerned about Frasier?
287
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,585
I think so.
288
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,590
You know, this could be
a depressing night for him, you know?
289
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,594
We're his friends and here we are
just playing stupid camp games with Woody.
290
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,428
Wait a minute.
291
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,390
The hand in the pan
of warm water.
292
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,933
A stupid camp game?
293
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,644
I don't even know who you are,
Sam Malone.
294
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,356
I'm serious.
Remember the last time he got this upset?
295
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,441
He ended up on a ledge.
296
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,734
You're right about that.
297
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,903
All I'm saying is maybe
he shouldn't be alone.
298
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,863
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe we ought to go over there
299
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,615
with some chips and a pizza.
300
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:12,286
Thank you. Yeah. I'll get some
videos or somethin', right?
301
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,998
Well, it feels good to do something nice
for somebody sometimes, yeah?
302
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,001
Yeah. This is Cheers, right?
We stick with each other.
303
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,795
That's right.
We take care of our own.
304
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,381
Hey, guys, you better take an umbrella.
It's startin' to mist.
305
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,426
Mist?
306
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,971
Oh, man, that really
messes up my hair.
307
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,851
It's not gonna help the tickle
in the back of my throat, either.
308
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,437
And this sweater
is sure to pill.
309
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,189
Now what are we gonna do?
310
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,902
I'll get the pan.
You heat up the water.
311
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,335
Now, Rebecca,
you're sure you're okay with this?
312
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,505
Because I wouldn't want to do anything
to compromise our friendship.
313
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,467
I know you're in a very delicate
state right now.
314
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,010
You ready to hit the sack?
315
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,636
It's right upstairs.
316
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,809
You get some champagne
and I'll go upstairs and get ready.
317
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,020
Right. Okay. Take your time.
318
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,689
This is not a drill.
319
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,279
This is not a drill.
320
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,332
Damn!
321
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,464
Hey, there you are.
322
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:50,092
I didn't want you to be alone
and depressed on a night like this.
323
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,513
So, what I did is I brought over some
Three Stooges tapes we can watch.
324
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,473
Gloomy in here.
325
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,390
There you go.
326
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,351
Listen, Sam, uh...
327
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,602
Yeah, I know.
I know. I know.
328
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,772
My hair's all frizzy,
but what the heck?
329
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,482
You're worth it, buddy.
330
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,235
- Sam--
- You know, I was thinkin' about not comin' here.
331
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:11,822
Then I thought about how you'd feel
to see a friendly face around,
332
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,658
so here I am.
333
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,494
Sam, um...
334
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,829
I appreciate all this, but...
335
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,583
You know, that you're here
in my hour of need and all.
336
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,087
And I just wanted to tell you
I think I'm okay with it now.
337
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,839
I think I'm just gonna head upstairs
and, you know...
338
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,883
put my head down.
339
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,468
I thought--
340
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,136
- Hey, Frasier.
- Carla!
341
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,097
Fras, sorry about your wife...
342
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,767
Well, I brought some pizza.
343
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,602
I'm just gonna dig right in.
344
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,938
Give me a piece there, will ya?
345
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,733
Sam, this is such
a wonderful gesture.
346
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,112
It shows a sensitivity
that I had...
347
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,072
Jeez, doesn't that
hurt Curly's nose?
348
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,076
Well, of course it does.
349
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,745
That's what makes it funny.
350
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,420
You got anything to wash
this down with?
351
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,589
Yeah. How about
some napkins?
352
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,881
Sure. I'll get some.
353
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,008
They're, uh...
they're upstairs.
354
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,634
That's where we keep them.
355
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,095
I'll be back in, uh, oh...
356
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,722
Fifteen minutes or so.
357
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,727
Are you guys
expecting anyone?
358
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,562
Uh, yeah.
Norm and Cliff.
359
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,068
Tell him what he's won, Bob!
360
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,194
Whoa!
361
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,487
Pizza!
362
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:34,905
Beer.
363
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,574
Norm-- Norm brought beer.
364
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:38,534
No, no, no. I need a beer.
I'm a little thirsty.
365
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:40,911
Sure. I'll get you one.
366
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,830
It's, uh...
it's upstairs.
367
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,373
You keep your beer
upstairs?
368
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,416
Yeah, in the bedroom.
369
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,500
You, too?
370
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,842
Paul!
371
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,804
Are you alone,
or did you bring some friends, Paul?
372
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,681
What's that
supposed to mean?
373
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:10,066
Nothing. Come on in.
374
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,734
Thanks for cheerin' me up.
375
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:12,985
I didn't come here
to cheer you up.
376
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,612
I came to say
something.
377
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,449
Everybody, there's somethin' I gotta say.
378
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,076
Woody made some comments earlier
379
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,411
and at first, I was angry,
but then I got to thinkin'.
380
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,996
I took a long, hard look at myself.
381
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,499
I'm 45 years old. My mother's dead.
382
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,583
What am I waiting for?
383
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,835
I guess what I'm
tryin' to say is,
384
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,087
world--
385
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,256
Hey, Paul...
this is Frasier's night.
386
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,341
Do you mind?
387
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,972
You're right, Sammy.
I'm sorry. I...
388
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,396
ls there any pizza left?
389
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,648
I don't think so, Paul.
390
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,653
Just make yourself
at home, Paul.
391
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,281
My God. Is it still raining outside?
392
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,159
You know, I'm gonna go upstairs
and close those windows, okay?
393
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,703
I'll probably
be a little while.
394
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,038
Oh, no, no. Hold on!
395
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,123
No, you don't, buddy.
396
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,251
You're not gonna go up there
and brood and be all alone by yourself.
397
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,252
No way, no way.
398
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:14,130
We're here to make
sure that you enjoy yourself.
399
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,675
Well, then let me go upstairs
and close the windows.
400
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,009
I beg of you.
401
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,095
It's been a long time
since I've closed the windows.
402
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,471
They're wide open.
403
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,601
Don't you be silly, you big lug.
Hey, look what we did here.
404
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,437
We made a little space
for you in the sofa.
405
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,773
You can be the meat
in our "best friends" sandwich.
406
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,235
Hey, Fras,
407
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,697
we got six hours
of The Stooges for you, man.
408
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,701
Oh, God,
look at that, fellas.
409
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,412
You big lug, you got a tear in your eye.
410
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,088
Okay, guys, thanks again.
411
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:57,965
Good night.
412
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,553
Okay. Bye-bye!
413
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,406
Oh, Frasier, I'm sorry.
414
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,365
I must have fallen asleep.
415
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,533
What time is it?
416
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,785
Well, it's pretty late.
417
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:29,205
I guess I'll go downstairs
and, uh...
418
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:30,247
Sleep on the couch.
419
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,874
Maybe I should just go.
420
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,001
No, no. You don't have to go home.
421
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,462
You don't have to
sleep on the couch.
422
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:40,966
Just a second.
423
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,685
Frasier, what was that?
424
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:52,895
What was what?
425
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,022
I thought I heard
a door slam.
426
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,233
You don't think
those guys are back, do you?
427
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,359
No, no. impossible.
428
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,485
I locked and dead-bolted it.
429
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,362
They'd need a key to get in.
430
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,490
Now, where were we?
431
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,162
Let's make this a night
we'll never forget.
432
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,424
Frasier.
433
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,135
Lilith!
434
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,099
Rebecca?
435
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,768
Lilith.
436
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,192
Am I the only one
who feels awkward here?