1 00:00:00,446 --> 00:00:02,754 Previously on Childrens Hospital... 2 00:00:02,788 --> 00:00:05,178 Well, your daughter has 20/20 vision, 3 00:00:05,202 --> 00:00:07,826 but it's actually your eyes I'm concerned about. 4 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:10,183 What shade of awesome are those things, 5 00:00:10,198 --> 00:00:12,571 because I am drowning, girl? 6 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:15,165 - See this mark on the ulterior colon? - Mm-hmm. 7 00:00:15,189 --> 00:00:17,815 It moves here... Then here. 8 00:00:18,253 --> 00:00:20,171 - Are you trying to... - Yes. 9 00:00:20,206 --> 00:00:21,587 This poop chute is haunted. 10 00:00:22,501 --> 00:00:26,523 My best friend, Dr. Lola Spratt, is dead. 11 00:00:26,643 --> 00:00:28,930 I want a dinosaur doctor! 12 00:00:28,953 --> 00:00:30,806 He's got the rarest case of 13 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,458 advanced aging disease I've ever seen. 14 00:00:32,481 --> 00:00:33,350 Hi. 15 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:35,628 You had sex with my son?! 16 00:00:35,651 --> 00:00:38,187 What? You prefer I have sex near your son or above your son? 17 00:00:38,199 --> 00:00:40,755 My private practice went out of business today. 18 00:00:40,778 --> 00:00:44,529 It's okay. I'm sure Childrens Hospital will take me back. 19 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,571 The end. 20 00:00:53,606 --> 00:00:55,573 Soon it will be the end. 21 00:00:55,608 --> 00:00:56,374 But not yet. 22 00:00:56,408 --> 00:00:59,796 Hey. Aren't you Cat's boyfriend's mother? 23 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:02,091 Yeah, I was. But after he died, 24 00:01:02,114 --> 00:01:03,748 - I got a job here as a nurse. - He died? 25 00:01:04,032 --> 00:01:06,184 She's losing blood. 26 00:01:06,218 --> 00:01:07,852 The baby's coming fast! 27 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:08,998 Cat! 28 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,968 Right now, it's the opposite of the end. 29 00:01:15,094 --> 00:01:17,788 The actual end begins about a week ago. 30 00:01:18,264 --> 00:01:21,739 My boyfriend Nicky's advanced aging disease is getting worse. 31 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,215 Is he staying active? 32 00:01:23,230 --> 00:01:26,289 I play mahjongg every morning with the girls at the home. 33 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:30,684 And on Tuesdays, there's a live one-man band! Ha-cha! 34 00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:32,644 Nicky's dementia is getting worse, too. 35 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:35,027 It's hard to tell what's senility 36 00:01:35,039 --> 00:01:36,953 and what's normal six-year-old behavior. 37 00:01:36,976 --> 00:01:38,363 Plus, I think he's a little retarded, 38 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:40,946 so let's just call a spade a spade, okay? 39 00:01:40,957 --> 00:01:44,057 I'm only doing this so that we can have a little privacy. 40 00:01:44,081 --> 00:01:45,356 I can read lips. 41 00:01:46,042 --> 00:01:48,695 I hear that you're considering not keeping the baby. 42 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:51,531 I hear that you're a crazy cat lady. 43 00:01:51,554 --> 00:01:53,246 Nicky's in no condition to give me support, 44 00:01:53,258 --> 00:01:55,409 and what if the disease is hereditary? 45 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:58,069 - That makes good sense. - Hats make good tents! 46 00:01:58,103 --> 00:02:00,517 This whole confusing confusion about whether to keep 47 00:02:00,541 --> 00:02:02,336 the baby or not has me so confused. 48 00:02:02,348 --> 00:02:05,493 Cat, you have to stop thinking about yourself. 49 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,372 You have to think about Nicky right now. 50 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:10,319 He is in pain. Nicky will die very soon. 51 00:02:10,342 --> 00:02:13,351 Cat, you have to stop tinkling on the shelf. 52 00:02:13,385 --> 00:02:17,021 You have to start thinking about sticky icky icky now. 53 00:02:17,056 --> 00:02:18,542 The rain in Spain! 54 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:22,641 Nicky will die very soon. Wait, what?! Hold on! 55 00:02:22,651 --> 00:02:25,797 Come here. Come here. 56 00:02:26,732 --> 00:02:28,499 Wait. What are you doing? 57 00:02:28,512 --> 00:02:31,865 Well, sorry. Didn't you and Lola have a thing? 58 00:02:31,888 --> 00:02:34,116 Didn't ebola have a Rin Tin Tin? 59 00:02:34,128 --> 00:02:36,874 Didn't you and Lola have a thing? 60 00:02:45,213 --> 00:02:49,669 Didn't ebola have a Rin Tin Tin? 61 00:02:50,116 --> 00:02:53,041 No. Lola's dead. 62 00:02:53,346 --> 00:02:55,460 That's not what I hear. 63 00:02:55,483 --> 00:02:59,440 I hear her ghost still haunts the old haunted locker room. 64 00:03:01,553 --> 00:03:05,378 I know you're here, Lola. Reveal your spirit to me. 65 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,084 Man, this locker room isn't haunted. 66 00:03:10,096 --> 00:03:11,993 "Brazil's Most Haunted Locker Rooms." 67 00:03:12,005 --> 00:03:15,388 Last time I go to that stupid half-priced bookstore. That's for sure. 68 00:03:16,431 --> 00:03:18,049 Goodbye, Lola. 69 00:03:18,274 --> 00:03:19,418 Hello, Owen. 70 00:03:20,885 --> 00:03:23,339 - A g-g-g-g-ghost! - No, I'm not a ghost. 71 00:03:23,363 --> 00:03:25,753 Well, then how come I can put my hand right through you? 72 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,368 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 73 00:03:31,391 --> 00:03:33,644 Owen, stop it. I'm not a ghost. 74 00:03:33,764 --> 00:03:34,845 I faked my own death. 75 00:03:34,857 --> 00:03:37,802 This is exactly what the ancient scrolls said you would say. 76 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:40,635 I'm gonna announce my return in a couple minutes at the staff meeting. 77 00:03:40,659 --> 00:03:44,324 It's gonna be awesome. I can't wait. I'm so restless! 78 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:46,717 I've always wanted to have sex with a restless spirit. 79 00:03:46,837 --> 00:03:48,414 Take off your ghost clothes. 80 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:52,852 A g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost! 81 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:56,016 Attention staff, there has to be more to life than this. 82 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:59,072 Lastly, I'm happy to announce that 83 00:03:59,084 --> 00:04:04,353 as a result of my recent surgery, not only have I been made even more gorgeous, 84 00:04:04,473 --> 00:04:07,743 but I no longer need... these crutches. 85 00:04:08,934 --> 00:04:11,069 Good riddance. 86 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:15,957 Check it out, people! Whoo! Yeah! Feel like I'm flying! 87 00:04:15,981 --> 00:04:20,490 Well, I would like to announce that Lola is back from the grave. 88 00:04:20,514 --> 00:04:22,680 Reveal yourself, ghost! 89 00:04:23,495 --> 00:04:27,088 A g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost! 90 00:04:34,685 --> 00:04:39,876 - Oh, God! - Ow. Ow. Oh. Ow. Ow. 91 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,793 Ghost, tell us... is rain really God's tears? 92 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,902 Why does it always rain in Seattle, never L.A.? 93 00:04:44,925 --> 00:04:47,066 Break my fall, you sexy son of a bitch! 94 00:04:47,091 --> 00:04:48,746 Ghost! I want to talk to you! 95 00:04:48,757 --> 00:04:49,841 I am not a ghost. 96 00:04:49,852 --> 00:04:51,926 If you're not a ghost, then prove it right now. 97 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:53,211 - How? - Pee on me. 98 00:04:53,331 --> 00:04:55,384 Wh... how does that prove that I'm not a ghost? 99 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:56,816 I've been peed on so many times, 100 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,419 if you're a ghost, I'll feel the difference. 101 00:04:58,442 --> 00:05:02,806 Is it really so crazy that I faked my own death because I had too many e-mails? 102 00:05:03,188 --> 00:05:05,452 God, it was horrible. 103 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:09,905 I get it now. 104 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,160 You're here to take Cat's dying, 105 00:05:12,172 --> 00:05:13,998 retarded boyfriend to the other side. 106 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:17,106 Oh, my God! 107 00:05:17,634 --> 00:05:19,437 So, what do you want to read tonight? 108 00:05:19,471 --> 00:05:21,548 I want to read the ancient scrolls! 109 00:05:21,668 --> 00:05:23,474 - Again? - Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:23,728 --> 00:05:27,845 - Okay. - Uh-oh. I forgot to take my pills for my ticker. 111 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,814 Okay. Wait... what's this? 112 00:05:31,072 --> 00:05:33,284 This is Viagra. This is the wrong pill. 113 00:05:33,307 --> 00:05:35,523 This is a direct conflict with your cholesterol medication. 114 00:05:35,547 --> 00:05:37,619 And now we have to go to the hospital, or else you're gonna die. 115 00:05:38,324 --> 00:05:40,358 My ticker's getting hard. 116 00:05:43,852 --> 00:05:45,830 You did this for me, didn't you? 117 00:05:45,864 --> 00:05:49,494 You took the wrong pill so that we could make love again 118 00:05:49,811 --> 00:05:52,958 one last time before you died. 119 00:05:54,107 --> 00:05:55,006 Okay. 120 00:06:13,836 --> 00:06:16,349 - Did I make? - You're about to make. 121 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:22,188 My wiener's out. Boy. Oh. Ha. 122 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:27,431 Ooh, my heart is beating so fast. 123 00:06:27,443 --> 00:06:30,908 - Yeah, that's 'cause you're feeling it. - Yeah, it's beating too fast! Ow! 124 00:06:30,943 --> 00:06:33,605 - What? - I'm dying over here! 125 00:06:33,629 --> 00:06:35,918 Oh, God. It's happening so fast. 126 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,866 Oops. I got to get that. 127 00:06:40,228 --> 00:06:42,822 Chello. Yeah, I've got time. 128 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:47,625 Uh, female, between the ages of 25 and 35. 130 00:06:51,804 --> 00:06:54,142 Satisfied. Extremely satisfied. 131 00:06:54,154 --> 00:06:55,571 I got fudge in my veins. 132 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,671 You're welcome. Bye. 133 00:07:04,979 --> 00:07:05,989 What? 134 00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:08,655 - I can see my grandma. - You can? 135 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,993 - And she's not judging anybody. - Shh. 136 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:14,801 Go gentle into that good night. 137 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:37,074 Oh. All right. Well, I got to poop this kid out. 138 00:07:37,109 --> 00:07:39,559 But after he died, 139 00:07:39,583 --> 00:07:41,379 - I got a job here as a nurse. - He died? 140 00:07:41,391 --> 00:07:42,782 Her water just broke! 141 00:07:42,790 --> 00:07:43,796 She's losing blood! 142 00:07:43,812 --> 00:07:46,243 This is it... The end that I was talking about before. 143 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:48,434 We're losing her. 144 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:51,359 Advanced aging disease is hereditary. The baby's too big! 145 00:07:51,382 --> 00:07:52,834 Her vagina's too small! 146 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:55,765 Oh, Lola. 147 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:59,778 Are you here to take me to the other side? 148 00:07:59,787 --> 00:08:01,766 No! I am not dead! 149 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:07,271 Can you kiss me the kiss of life and save me? 150 00:08:07,684 --> 00:08:10,007 - Cat, I need you to push! - Oh, Lola. 151 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:13,878 Push. Damn it. 152 00:08:14,201 --> 00:08:17,019 Is it a boy or a girl? 153 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:30,545 Lives end just like stories. 154 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:33,988 Time of death 10:00 P.M., 9:00 Central. 155 00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:37,124 Our voices stop, but our stories live on. 156 00:08:37,147 --> 00:08:40,631 Dr. Cat Black is gone for good, and no one will ever replace her. 157 00:08:42,204 --> 00:08:45,593 I'm Valerie Flame, Dr. Cat Black's replacement. 158 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,793 - What can I do? - Ooh, girl, whatever you want. 159 00:08:48,805 --> 00:08:51,008 - Mmm! - Ha-cha-cha! 160 00:08:51,325 --> 00:08:54,251 - Whee! Whee! Whee! - There we go. 161 00:08:57,243 --> 00:09:00,680 - I'll wash the child. - Uh-oh, I got a baby boner. 162 00:09:00,692 --> 00:09:01,826 Goodnight, pussycat. 163 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:04,066 I'm back! 164 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:08,633 My private practice is over, and I'm ready to... Wow! 165 00:09:09,066 --> 00:09:13,170 Phew, that is horrible. 166 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:15,506 I mean, come on! 167 00:09:16,116 --> 00:09:20,743 It's like a bomb went off in that thing. Ugh, it's like a Vietnam movie. 168 00:09:20,755 --> 00:09:24,348 Wow! I'm talking about her vagina. 169 00:09:24,371 --> 00:09:28,719 - That's enough. - Wow! You guys should see this thing! 170 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:30,621 And new stories begin. 171 00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:34,222 Life is death and rebirth and love and blood. 172 00:09:34,342 --> 00:09:36,153 We all have a story to tell. 173 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:39,997 Some stories are just better than others, more interesting and prettier. 174 00:09:40,032 --> 00:09:43,974 Some stories are blond with Scandinavian features. 175 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:49,469 And all stories come to a beginning. So... 176 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:51,417 ...The beginning. 177 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:17,094 are you my grandma? I was. I work here now. 178 00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:19,217 That's confusing. Sorry. 179 00:10:29,809 --> 00:10:32,683 I have a real treat for fans of the show. 180 00:10:32,718 --> 00:10:39,450 I have the actual person upon whom the character Dr. Blake Downs, 181 00:10:39,474 --> 00:10:41,892 the character that I play on the show, was based. 182 00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:46,116 So, uh, without further ado, the real Dr. Blake Downs, 183 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:48,316 Dr. Blake Downs. 184 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:58,075 I have a question. Um, tell me... What was the real Chief like? 185 00:10:58,655 --> 00:11:05,636 Oh, uh, the Chief was a very funny woman who I worked with at the real hospital. 186 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,437 I feel like this is just not gonna work at all. 187 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:09,316 It's your show. 188 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:19,688 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com