1 00:00:00,749 --> 00:00:02,513 Previously on Childrens Hospital... 2 00:00:02,633 --> 00:00:04,436 Your son's operation is over. 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:05,840 - And? - What do you think? 4 00:00:05,909 --> 00:00:07,845 - How did it go? - How do you think it went? 5 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:08,546 I don't know. 6 00:00:08,581 --> 00:00:10,084 - You were in there. - Or maybe I wasn't. 7 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,023 I mean, you got to think this stuff over before you start 8 00:00:12,092 --> 00:00:13,091 running off at the mouth. 9 00:00:13,126 --> 00:00:14,895 Owen, a word with you, if I might. 10 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:17,636 Is this about me sleeping with your sister again, Sy? 11 00:00:17,671 --> 00:00:18,136 Oh, yes. 12 00:00:18,205 --> 00:00:19,906 But now I'm begging you to reconsider. 13 00:00:19,941 --> 00:00:21,677 Look, she's going through a tough dry spell. 14 00:00:21,712 --> 00:00:22,577 She could really use it. 15 00:00:22,613 --> 00:00:23,579 No can do, bro. 16 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:24,213 You know my rule. 17 00:00:24,249 --> 00:00:26,718 Yes, you don't sleep with girls who look like Ray Liotta. 18 00:00:26,753 --> 00:00:29,557 Bingo! And your sister is Totes Liotts. 19 00:00:29,592 --> 00:00:30,491 Ugh! 20 00:00:30,526 --> 00:00:33,627 Glenn, you cannot leave your dirty socks in the fridge! 21 00:00:33,663 --> 00:00:35,262 You are such a neat freak! 22 00:00:35,297 --> 00:00:39,165 I pity the fool who ends up being your boyfriend, you bitch. 23 00:00:39,201 --> 00:00:41,267 Kiss me already. 24 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:49,738 Sync & corrected by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 25 00:00:49,815 --> 00:00:51,752 Oh, who forgot to clean out the coffee grinder? 26 00:00:51,821 --> 00:00:53,020 Sorry. That was me. 27 00:00:53,056 --> 00:00:55,190 You know how I am before I have my coffee in the morning. 28 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:55,925 Ohh! 29 00:00:55,994 --> 00:00:58,829 Blake, you have to wear pants if we're all in the kitchen together. 30 00:00:58,898 --> 00:00:59,630 I'm sorry. 31 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:01,568 You know how am I before I put on my pants on in the morning. 32 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:02,469 Oh, come on, guys! 33 00:01:02,504 --> 00:01:03,938 Who got chocolate sauce all over the counter? 34 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:05,673 That's my blood, actually. Sorry. 35 00:01:05,708 --> 00:01:06,941 Oh, yeah? 36 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:09,477 Ugh! Guys, this is crazy. 37 00:01:09,512 --> 00:01:11,846 We have to work out a system for the mornings so 38 00:01:11,881 --> 00:01:13,750 that we're not all on top of each other. 39 00:01:13,818 --> 00:01:16,086 Guys, I think we're avoiding the larger issue here: 40 00:01:16,121 --> 00:01:18,489 That our apartment isn't big enough for us. 41 00:01:18,525 --> 00:01:21,827 Guys, to put it another way, there's too many of us for the apartment. 42 00:01:21,895 --> 00:01:24,763 Guys, which means that one of us... will have to move out. 43 00:01:24,832 --> 00:01:25,665 He's right. 44 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:26,199 It's the only way. 45 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:28,034 It's settled then. Who's it gonna be? 46 00:01:28,103 --> 00:01:28,835 Blake. 47 00:01:28,870 --> 00:01:29,569 Oh, wait! 48 00:01:29,638 --> 00:01:30,170 It can't be me. 49 00:01:30,205 --> 00:01:31,104 My dad co-signed the lease. 50 00:01:31,173 --> 00:01:32,206 Well, can't be me. 51 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:33,207 I'm under house arrest. 52 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:34,208 What about Valerie? 53 00:01:34,244 --> 00:01:35,911 No, you guys are too afraid of me. 54 00:01:35,946 --> 00:01:36,912 Did we try Blake? 55 00:01:36,948 --> 00:01:37,546 Oh. 56 00:01:37,615 --> 00:01:39,081 Yeah, we did. Remember? 57 00:01:39,117 --> 00:01:39,749 Oh. 58 00:01:39,784 --> 00:01:41,918 - Oh, what about Owen? - No, not me. 59 00:01:41,953 --> 00:01:43,553 Yeah, he's got a point. 60 00:01:43,588 --> 00:01:44,554 Hey, did we try Blake? 61 00:01:44,589 --> 00:01:45,087 Yeah. 62 00:01:45,123 --> 00:01:46,188 I don't think so. 63 00:01:46,257 --> 00:01:50,092 Well, think about it. 64 00:01:50,128 --> 00:01:53,195 I guess it has to be one of us. 65 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:02,839 Owen. O-ski. 66 00:02:02,907 --> 00:02:07,811 Listen, the kid in 311 has terminal cancer, and the Dying Wish Foundation has 67 00:02:07,879 --> 00:02:09,613 granted him one last wish. 68 00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:10,548 I'm giving that to you. 69 00:02:10,616 --> 00:02:11,649 Dying Wish Foundation? 70 00:02:11,684 --> 00:02:13,652 Weren't they caught organizing a dogfighting ring? 71 00:02:13,687 --> 00:02:16,188 - No, that was Michael Vick. - Oh, yeah. 72 00:02:16,256 --> 00:02:17,823 I always get them confused. 73 00:02:17,858 --> 00:02:20,259 Yeah. So his death... In your hands. 74 00:02:20,294 --> 00:02:22,628 Cool. 75 00:02:22,663 --> 00:02:25,831 I don't really know how to end this conversation. 76 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,900 So... High five? 77 00:02:27,969 --> 00:02:31,270 - Sure. - Yeah. 78 00:02:31,305 --> 00:02:33,640 Hi, Dr. Flame. 79 00:02:33,708 --> 00:02:37,176 I thought maybe you would like to know that I'm going home for lunch. 80 00:02:37,245 --> 00:02:40,446 You want a medal? 81 00:02:40,515 --> 00:02:41,247 No, but, really? 82 00:02:41,282 --> 00:02:44,183 What, you think you deserve an award for going home and eating lunch? 83 00:02:44,252 --> 00:02:46,587 Is that what you think? Is that what you think? 84 00:02:46,622 --> 00:02:49,524 Suck on it. 85 00:02:49,592 --> 00:02:51,526 Oh. 86 00:03:10,548 --> 00:03:13,082 - How's my main man? - Good. 87 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,152 I'm gonna help you forget that you'll soon be dead. 88 00:03:16,221 --> 00:03:18,154 I'm allowed to grant you one wish. 89 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,789 - Cool. - Yeah. 90 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:21,424 Thanks, Dr... Maestro? 91 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,526 Oh. Don't thank me, kid. 92 00:03:23,595 --> 00:03:25,863 You can thank the Dying Wish Foundation. 93 00:03:25,898 --> 00:03:27,965 Now, what's it gonna be, sport? 94 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:34,205 I wish for... unlimited wishes. 95 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,241 - You little son of a bitch. - Suck it, Maestro. 96 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:39,110 That's against wish protocol. 97 00:03:39,145 --> 00:03:42,847 Let's refer to the text, douche bag. 98 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,913 What the... 99 00:03:46,371 --> 00:03:49,789 The wish benefactor, hereafter called the party of 100 00:03:49,858 --> 00:03:53,026 the first part, shall not incur nor be denied of limited 101 00:03:53,062 --> 00:03:56,597 liability of wishes, either casually, temporarily, 102 00:03:56,666 --> 00:04:00,768 permanently, or on secondment. 103 00:04:00,803 --> 00:04:04,138 Now get me an order of Peking duck from China, and I want a 104 00:04:04,173 --> 00:04:09,476 pregnant nurse to sit over there looking sad wearing an American-flag bikini. 105 00:04:09,511 --> 00:04:12,579 - What kind of nurse? - Pregnant. 106 00:04:12,648 --> 00:04:13,947 I don't see any way around it. 107 00:04:14,015 --> 00:04:16,015 We'll flip a coin to see who has to leave the apartment. 108 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,049 Wait, wait. 109 00:04:17,085 --> 00:04:18,951 We can move in together, share a room. 110 00:04:18,986 --> 00:04:21,587 That would free up space, and everybody would be happy. 111 00:04:21,655 --> 00:04:24,223 Glenn, I love you, but I'm just... I'm not sure I'm 112 00:04:24,292 --> 00:04:27,760 ready to give up my place... You know, between your room and the john. 113 00:04:27,795 --> 00:04:31,831 Plus, if we move in together, then the other roommates would 114 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:33,133 know that we're dating. 115 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:36,136 Right, and we're not ready to tell them yet. 116 00:04:38,908 --> 00:04:40,841 It's our little secret. 117 00:04:40,877 --> 00:04:43,577 Now, pet the goat like you like it. 118 00:04:43,612 --> 00:04:45,011 Like you love it! 119 00:04:45,046 --> 00:04:47,180 I don't think you're supposed to have goats in here. 120 00:04:47,215 --> 00:04:48,114 Call the Globetrotters. 121 00:04:48,183 --> 00:04:49,916 I want to watch Jeopardy! with them today. 122 00:04:49,951 --> 00:04:51,550 Aren't you supposed to be dying? 123 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:53,118 When do you think that's gonna happen? 124 00:04:53,187 --> 00:04:54,119 Make out with it. 125 00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:56,020 - I'm not gonna make... - Yes, now! 126 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:00,758 I'm allergic to goats. 127 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:02,192 I'm so sorry. 128 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,193 I was just on my way home. 129 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,561 I have the rest of the day off. 130 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:05,662 Get out. 131 00:05:05,698 --> 00:05:06,730 - That's crazy. - Yeah. 132 00:05:06,799 --> 00:05:11,169 Let me call a press conference. 133 00:05:11,204 --> 00:05:15,206 - Shave off one of your eyebrows. - Shave off one of my eyebrows? 134 00:05:19,278 --> 00:05:23,080 ♪ Oh, won't you be good to yourself? ♪ 135 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:27,551 ♪ And don't you feel like coming home? ♪ 136 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:31,522 ♪ It'll be good. ♪ 137 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:35,458 ♪ It'll be like coming home. ♪ 138 00:05:35,527 --> 00:05:39,162 ♪ Blend all your days into weeks. ♪ 139 00:05:39,197 --> 00:05:41,531 - Hey. - Hey. 140 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,734 Oh, my gosh. Are we alone? 141 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:44,969 Yeah. 142 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:46,170 That never happens. 143 00:05:46,205 --> 00:05:47,171 What are you doing? 144 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,540 I'm catching up on Black Hospital. 145 00:05:49,609 --> 00:05:50,241 Ah. 146 00:05:50,276 --> 00:05:52,543 This show is so unrealistic. 147 00:05:52,579 --> 00:05:53,979 Hey, let's do it. 148 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:54,913 Sure. 149 00:05:54,949 --> 00:05:56,548 Can we wait till commercial? 150 00:05:56,617 --> 00:05:59,251 I am sorry that I am not as smart as you! 151 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,454 You always out-emotion me! 152 00:06:01,522 --> 00:06:05,792 I can't even have my own feelings because you are always feeling so much more! 153 00:06:05,827 --> 00:06:06,626 Fine! 154 00:06:06,695 --> 00:06:09,062 We'll go to your parents' house for Thanksgiving. 155 00:06:09,097 --> 00:06:14,701 I had an abortion, Glenn! An abortion! 156 00:06:14,737 --> 00:06:16,770 Look at us. 157 00:06:16,805 --> 00:06:18,972 This is tearing us apart. 158 00:06:19,008 --> 00:06:20,974 I miss you. 159 00:06:24,012 --> 00:06:26,980 I really need to take a dump. 160 00:06:30,151 --> 00:06:32,786 Hey, anybody up for a mustache contest? I win. 161 00:06:32,821 --> 00:06:33,953 Well, well, well. 162 00:06:33,989 --> 00:06:36,489 If it isn't my old partner, Detective Chance Briggs. 163 00:06:36,525 --> 00:06:38,057 Aren't you a sight for sore eyebrow? 164 00:06:38,126 --> 00:06:39,793 I came as soon as you called. 165 00:06:39,828 --> 00:06:40,593 What's the problem? 166 00:06:40,629 --> 00:06:42,596 Can you arrest a little kid for being a dick? 167 00:06:42,631 --> 00:06:43,697 If he's a Muslim. 168 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:44,598 Listen to this. 169 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,066 I called the Dying Wish Foundation. 170 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:46,866 I got no answer. 171 00:06:46,935 --> 00:06:48,769 I'm beginning to think something's up. 172 00:06:48,804 --> 00:06:49,870 Wait a minute. 173 00:06:49,938 --> 00:06:52,239 - This kid, is he about yea big? - That's the one. 174 00:06:52,307 --> 00:06:54,207 You're being scammed, Owen. 175 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:56,677 That's Johnny "The Dying Kid" McCloud. 176 00:06:56,745 --> 00:07:00,614 He pretends he's terminal in order to steal wishes from unsuspecting hospitals. 177 00:07:00,683 --> 00:07:02,483 There is no Dying Wish Foundation. 178 00:07:02,518 --> 00:07:03,584 Yes, there is. 179 00:07:03,620 --> 00:07:05,586 He plays Q.B. for the Philadelphia Eagles. 180 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:07,688 You're thinking of Michael Vick. 181 00:07:07,723 --> 00:07:10,958 We got to stop this kid. Come on. 182 00:07:24,239 --> 00:07:26,674 You live in an out-of-order bathroom? 183 00:07:26,709 --> 00:07:28,476 Uh-huh. 184 00:07:28,511 --> 00:07:30,144 Come with me. 185 00:07:30,213 --> 00:07:33,047 It's as if I'm not supposed to be a guy anymore. 186 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:36,918 Dude, as your best friend in the whole wide world, let me just tell you something. 187 00:07:36,953 --> 00:07:38,486 You're turning into a chick! 188 00:07:38,555 --> 00:07:39,821 Here's what you got to do. 189 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:42,490 Dress as a woman, become her best friend for six to eight months, 190 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:45,593 get her to talk some smack about you, and then nail her on it! 191 00:07:45,662 --> 00:07:46,627 Foolproof plan! 192 00:07:46,663 --> 00:07:48,195 That's a great idea. 193 00:07:48,231 --> 00:07:50,664 Oh, but she has a best friend already. 194 00:07:50,699 --> 00:07:52,132 I thought I knew him. 195 00:07:52,201 --> 00:07:54,467 But all he wants to do is control me. 196 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:56,669 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 197 00:07:56,705 --> 00:07:57,737 Probably. 198 00:07:57,772 --> 00:07:59,939 - Vegas! - Murder him and molest his dead body! 199 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:02,174 - What? - Vegas! 200 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:04,644 Bro, you do not want to end up like me. 201 00:08:04,713 --> 00:08:07,848 Look at me: Two kids, great job, solid retirement plan, and 202 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:11,753 guess what kind of car I surround my awesome portable DVD system with. 203 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:13,822 - What? - Minivan. 204 00:08:13,857 --> 00:08:15,991 How's the sex? 205 00:08:16,027 --> 00:08:17,560 Amazing. 206 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:20,096 That is the part that always works. 207 00:08:20,131 --> 00:08:22,666 That's the part that's gotten stale. 208 00:08:22,734 --> 00:08:23,633 We're in a rut. 209 00:08:23,668 --> 00:08:25,568 She refuses to play with my balls. 210 00:08:25,637 --> 00:08:28,905 You can't expect her to like bowling as much as you. 211 00:08:28,940 --> 00:08:30,540 How's the sex? 212 00:08:30,576 --> 00:08:31,741 You should dump him. 213 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,109 You got to be your own woman. 214 00:08:33,845 --> 00:08:35,912 You could come with me to oral-sex rehab! 215 00:08:35,981 --> 00:08:36,980 Road trip! 216 00:08:37,883 --> 00:08:39,082 Maybe you're right. 217 00:08:39,118 --> 00:08:40,517 Thanks for talking with me, Pat. 218 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:41,618 You're my best friend. 219 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,254 Great advice, Pat. 220 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:44,822 You're my best friend. 221 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:47,725 Aww! 222 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,896 - Can we talk about me sometimes? - No. 223 00:08:50,932 --> 00:08:53,633 This is the kid's room right up here! 224 00:08:53,668 --> 00:08:56,236 No, no, no, no, no! 225 00:08:56,271 --> 00:08:57,804 He took everything! 226 00:08:57,839 --> 00:08:58,605 Son of a bitch! 227 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,073 He can't have gotten far. 228 00:09:00,108 --> 00:09:02,642 Let's be after him. 229 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:05,178 There he is! 230 00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:06,446 Wish thief! 231 00:09:06,514 --> 00:09:06,813 Aah! 232 00:09:06,848 --> 00:09:08,180 You're under arrest! 233 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,516 And now it's my turn to make a wish. 234 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:11,150 Arrest this kid. 235 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:12,985 Okay. You're under arrest. 236 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,720 And also, I wish that, one day, when you're actually dying, 237 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:19,090 that you look back on all the people that you screwed 238 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,727 over and you feel really bad about it. 239 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,162 I mean real bad. 240 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:24,896 Arrest him. 241 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,865 - Again? - Nope. 242 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,634 Keep going with the one that you're doing. 243 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:33,706 You're all the way under arrest. 244 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,778 My Lola. 245 00:09:41,016 --> 00:09:45,585 Oh, Glenn. 246 00:09:52,861 --> 00:09:54,860 Glenn! 247 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,028 I'm ready now. 248 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,598 Lola. 249 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,666 Guys, we have an announcement to make. 250 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,135 - Lola and I have been dating. - Surprise! 251 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,573 The look on your faces... It's priceless! 252 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,775 Anyway, we're moving in together into my room. 253 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,511 And that leaves an extra room in our apartment. 254 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,947 And I found a perfect way to use that space. 255 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,849 I know what you're thinking. 256 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:21,219 We put a TV and treadmill in there so we can watch shows while doing cardio. 257 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,120 Oh, yeah! 258 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,554 That's a great idea! 259 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:23,955 I love it. 260 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,125 Well, I guess that solves our overcrowding issue. 261 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,293 Yay! 262 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,301 Whoo! 263 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:38,037 Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! 264 00:10:38,073 --> 00:10:40,039 Whoo! Yeah! 265 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,142 ♪ I drew a picture and painted with my fingers. ♪ 266 00:10:43,211 --> 00:10:45,845 ♪ You could do it, too, if you want. ♪ 267 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,846 ♪ Just come on over, ♪ 268 00:10:46,881 --> 00:10:49,315 ♪ be my friend, ♪ 269 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:54,653 ♪ and we could do the things we do, ♪ 270 00:10:54,689 --> 00:10:57,923 ♪ and maybe with all the things you know too well. ♪ 271 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:02,728 ♪ You're just my favorite person. ♪ 272 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:06,001 Attention, hospital staff: You know how they say 273 00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:07,670 home is where the heart is? 274 00:11:07,738 --> 00:11:11,374 Well, in our case, the heart is in a cooler on the third floor, 275 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:12,542 because we're a hospital. 276 00:11:12,577 --> 00:11:14,444 That is all.