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♪

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Cut that out!

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I ain't pushing!

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Right, try it again, I chop it off!

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KT, get a move on!

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Katherine!

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Katherine!
The builders are going to be here...

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VEHICLE APPROACHES

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..now. I'll go and let 'em in.

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I says,
"What's that got to do with boxing?"

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He says,
"Some of the best boxers are black."

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So I says, "Mine started off white,
but me mum put me in the wash
with the cushion covers!" ..Oi!

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That was funny!

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Oi! Do you have to do that?

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Wait till she's finished breakfast.

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Stick some clothes on.
You know what they're like.

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What is this here?
It's going on the skip.

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New house, new kitchen.
That hutch is out.

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I might sand it down, use it in the
garage. I watched me dad build this.

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Both blind! Look at the joints.
That was his third go.

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OK, love, I'm off. See you tonight.

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MUSIC BLARES OVER SOUND SYSTEM

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KT! Over here!

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Don't call him that
if we want a favour.

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Your raffle prize.
It's Freda's anniversary next week.
She's after a second honeymoon.

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Will you sell your hotel tickets
for 50 quid? Can't pay all at once.

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I can't. Oh, go on!

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She'll go to 70, but she'll have
to pay in bits. I've already been.

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When? I've already been.

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You've had a weekend in a hotel?
On your own?

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No. You took somebody? Yeah.

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Who? Not saying.

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Whisper it.

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I can't say.

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What's the hold-up? >

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Hang on, Steve. Me necklace is caught
on KT's shirt. Do we know her?

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KT! Shift your arse!
These machines have no work!

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'We're sorry to interrupt
this broadcast,

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'but we have a special request.

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'This one's for KT,
who - wait for it -

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'recently POPPED HIS CHERRY!'

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CHEERING

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KT, you didn't show yourself up,
did you?

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She show you how to use it, eh, kid?

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Give him a milk shake!
We need to get him up to 8 stone!

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Give him a break.

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When you popped YOUR cherry, she
couldn't feel it! She came back for
more! To make sure you'd got one.

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Listen to Viagra Falls.

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His dick's the only thing
that goes down on him. Kev!

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Pick on him. He's naming the team.
You're not playing anyway. Why not?

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Where is he? Well done, girls.
Thanks. Oh, he's there!

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Balls are for kicking,
not scratching!

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You can talk! Waste of pubes!

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Oh, for God's sake, shut up! It's
the only conversation they've got.

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Julie!

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Will you tell them, Mr Mackintosh?

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Yes. Do we have to listen to this?
Shut up, Leach. Foul mouth.

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KT, come and sit with me. They
won't bother you while I'm here.

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Right, can we talk like grown-ups,
please?

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Next time you're playing footy,
hang about the showers
and tell us what shape his knob is.

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We reckon it belongs on a gerbil.

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Don't let this lot
try and tell you what's what.

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INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION

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HORN PEEPS

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Did you manage to have a shower?
Yeah!

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With what? Soap!

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Have another.

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Use the gel on the shelf.

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We need at least 20 more machines
to meet an order that size. Can
you guarantee two years minimum?

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MOBILE PHONE RINGS

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Mack's phone. 'Could you get him?'

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Sorry, Katherine,
he's with a buyer from M&S.

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I'll be two minutes. I can hear him.

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I don't really think he wants me to.
Ask him when he'll be back. OK.

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Tell him to stop at the off-licence.
Will do. Talk to you later. Bye.

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SHOWER CONTINUES TO RUN

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What have I missed? Loads.

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SHE GASPS

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That's it! Yes!

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Not there.

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..It's all right.

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That's it.

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SHE GASPS

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RUNNING WATER

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You all right?

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You told anybody?

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No.

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Not even your mates? No.

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I thought that was meant to be
the fun of it all.

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(Sharing secrets.)

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Have you done this before?

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No.
I got a book out of the library(!)

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To Mack.

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What was that? Got your rations!

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You said he was out! Not all night.
Where do I go?

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There's one way down and he'll be
using it coming up. Katherine?

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Give us a clue!

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BOTTLES CHINK

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TV: 'That's why some groups say
people need better protection.

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'The Greater Manchester Home-maker
Project has been studying...'

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You're late. Sorry.

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Celebrating?

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Yeah. Marks and Sparks upped their
order 10%. If Trudy hangs up on me
again, I'll stick her one.

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Was she rude? She hung up. We were
busy. You know what she's like.
I know what she's like with ME.

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You're never there when she's like
that with other people.
Have you eaten? I'm not hungry.

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I've left the corkscrew
in the bathroom.

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Can you grab it for us?

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Opening wine in the bathroom?
Don't get so decadent we need
to pay for a clinic. Hang on.

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That's it. Kitchen table. I opened
it downstairs and brought it up.

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Are you sure you need any more?

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Put them on!

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Don't jump till he's upstairs.
He'll see the security light.

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This'll have to do.

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You joining me?

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No, I thought I'd stay sober
and make you feel worse(!)

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Look at you.

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Fantastic legs.

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Beautiful.

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You know what I'd love?

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What?

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An Indian.

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Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!

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Morning. Morning.

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I thought you'd gone.
Yeah, I'm just off.

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What's your day?
Gym, home, town, home.

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It's just I might nip back for an
hour later. OK. I'll be here or out.

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Did you mean to say "contingent"?
Contingent what?

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"Until then, the contract
remains contingent." Yeah.
It doesn't make sense. Change it!

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Going jogging?

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No. I found it outside the house.
I'm wondering
if somebody's tried to break in...

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Shouldn't the police have it?
It's always happening round there.

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It will if you never report it.

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'So is she big, small,
young, old...'

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animal, mineral, vegetable?

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She got decent tits?

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Makes a difference to the kind
of advice you need.

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My bird Babs - stonking tits,
tiny arse. Know what she loves?

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It really turns her on.
She loves me talking to her like
I'm running out of things to say.

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Not dirty, any old crap - work,
football, news, football, football.

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I just kiss her neck, that's all.
She's mad for it! I lick her - yak,
yak, yak. Suck her - yak, yak, yak.

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Then I bite. I nip her ears on the
vinegar stroke and she's off - bam!

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Absolutely true.

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Need the toilet, tiger?

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Shut your face! Big man now?

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Break it up! Come on.

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Go and wash your face, calm down.

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Go on.

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Well, he flew at me!
Winding him up again.

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You'll try it with the wrong guy
one day, Kev. You?

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Meat pie, chips and peas, Peggy.
There's a word.

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Yeah - gravy.

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It's jinxed, this one.
The fabric it chews up...!

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I'd scrap it. You're not paying.
Stick a new motor in it.

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..KT! My office!

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Shut the door.

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Do you know what you're doing?

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Do you know if your girlfriend
is on the pill?

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Well, you should have found out,
for God's sake.

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Until you do, use one of these.

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Do you know how to?

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OK... When you get an...

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When you get a hard on - yeah? -
you don't go near her
till you've got one of these on.

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That's how people get pregnant. See?

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Look, you slide it on,

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making sure that the teat...

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OK.

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I'm back. Oh, hiya, Kurt.
Trudy, come here.

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We're up to diagram b.

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Explain "inside out" to him.

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Right, you hold that.

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Look who it is!

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Come 'ere, you!

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Where's your money today?

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Oh, that's nice..

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See you later.

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Was that your fiver?

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..Hoi! give it back, you lot!

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Who d'you think you are?

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TV ON

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'Five Wipeouts there. They were
European towns NOT noted for cheese.

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'The 11 correct answers
are European cheeses.

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'First choice is yours. Camembert.
Very French, very smelly.

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'That's what stripteasers do...'

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Kurt?

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Kurt!

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Where have you been?
Your tea's in the oven!

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I don't want any! >

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Tough. You'll eat it now
cos I've cooked it.

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I don't know what it'll be like now.

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Hang on! Watch yourself, you daft...!

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Oh, my God, come here!

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I had it last month.
Julie Macnamara.

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I didn't tell you cos I knew you
hadn't. Didn't want to show you up.

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Who's yours? Come on! I'm your mate!

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She jacked me off twice and I said,
"Look, if we do this, and tops and
bottoms, why don't we do it all?"

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She goes, "Oh. OK."
I'm like, "What?! Yes!"

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What have YOU done? Everything.

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Yeah, but what's everything?

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That...

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and that...

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and that and that... NO!

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And that. How did you know what to
do? Why won't you tell me who it is?

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I won't say anything in work.

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Mack's wife. What?!
Mrs Katherine Mackintosh...

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You're joking.
..who likes everything...

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including me.

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And I think he needs telling.
Why? Why not?

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Kurt!

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Call an ambulance.
He just stepped out in front of me.

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He just stepped right out.
Oh, my God. Is anybody phoning?

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Oh, my God!
KT! KT, can you hear me?

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Don't talk, love. Get a blanket.

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Where from? There's
ten bloody thousand inside. Quick!

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Ambulance. An ambulance is coming.

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Give us a bit of space in there.

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What happened, Robbo? You were
together, weren't you? Did he trip?

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I don't know. He had time to get
out of the way, though, didn't he?
I don't know! Mack?

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Mrs Taylor,
I don't know what to say.

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Oh, my God! Don, our Kurt's dead!
No, I'm the driver. I'm his boss.

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Kurt's in there having X-rays.
He's all right.

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KT: I knew he knew cos every time
you turn around, he's there.

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He's being polite, but he knows
everything. He runs the place. Nobody
tells him no. He knows everything.

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He can see straight through me.
Everywhere I go, he's pointing.
I can tell. I can tell.

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Katherine! Where are your keys?

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Katherine, I need the keys
to the Audi! I'm just going out.

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What's the matter? I hit
one of the lads from work - KT.

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What for? What do you mean?

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He just stepped in front of my car.
I've put him in hospital.

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Oh, God! Look, um...

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could you take a taxi? OK.

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RADIO BLARES

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Robbo! How is he?

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Broken arm, collarbone.
Keeping him in.

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KT!

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Broken arm, broken collarbone!

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Here you are. Will you get him
summat, tell him we were asking?

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YOU tell him.

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Jakey? What happened? I don't know!
It was an accident. That's not what
the woman at the newsagent's saying.

240
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,720
Were you two messing about?

241
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,720
No! 'Jake Robinson
to the office, please.'

242
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,160
The police need to talk to you.

243
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,160
I don't want to go.

244
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,200
Why not? ..Why not?

245
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,880
I didn't really see what happened.

246
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,839
Well, just say that. Go on!

247
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,759
♪ If you're ready, uh-oh
You're ready, steady

248
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:52,079
♪ If you're ready, uh-oh, oh, yeah
If you're ready... ♪

249
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,440
They won't be a minute.

250
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,200
Did you get to see Kurt?
No, they wouldn't let me.

251
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:26,599
Had you been drinking? No, I bloody
hadn't. I wasn't speeding cos I'd
just gone through the narrow bit.

252
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:33,359
Night before? Yes. A bottle of wine
with my wife... Do you mind
if I take a reading now? Yeah...

253
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,839
but I'll let you.

254
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:42,920
You should have stayed at the scene
of the accident. I had to get to the
hospital. Blow into the mouthpiece,

255
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,960
take a deep breath until I say stop.

256
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,559
BEEP!

257
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:58,079
What d'you know about KT
taking this girl to a hotel?

258
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:00,759
Nothing. Look at me, then.

259
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,759
Jake? ..Jake!

260
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:12,519
I promised I wouldn't tell.
About what?

261
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:16,039
Mack's wife.

262
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,240
Oh, Jesus.

263
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,880
GASPS AND MOANS

264
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,559
Where did he get it, then?

265
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,279
How the hell should I know?

266
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:37,400
MOANS GET LOUDER

267
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,000
It were in his cupboard.

268
00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:43,839
Work! >

269
00:25:43,839 --> 00:25:46,400
He'll have got it from work.

270
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,400
DOORBELL

271
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,359
SOUND OFF

272
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:08,480
Come in. Tell him it's from everyone.
Oh, he'll love that. I'll just...

273
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,279
WOMEN MOAN LOUDLY UPSTAIRS

274
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,039
Don! DON!

275
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:25,240
Excuse me.

276
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,599
Has Kurt been all right before this?
Fine.

277
00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:37,559
No complaints. I think something
happened. I wish I knew what.

278
00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:41,599
Sit yourselves down.

279
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:46,720
Something at work, d'you think?
Well, he don't go anywhere else.

280
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,720
Well, the only thing...

281
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,920
You know...rumour at work

282
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,359
is that, um...

283
00:26:58,359 --> 00:26:59,960
well...

284
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,799
Kurt's got a girlfriend. Has he?

285
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:05,440
Oh, my God! I thought you knew.

286
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,279
I have to go. What's the matter?

287
00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:13,799
I forgot to give Dad his medicine.
It's seeing all the pills...

288
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:17,400
I have to go. Oh. Right.

289
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:23,400
Any time you wanna come in to work
and have a talk, Mrs Taylor...

290
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,119
Sorry, Mack, I'm getting
a bit panicky about it. Can we?

291
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,759
Yeah.

292
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:37,920
PANTING AND GROANING
CONTINUES UPSTAIRS

293
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:45,359
Hey, what was all that about? Your
dad can sort his own medication out.

294
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,240
That smell, I couldn't stand it.
What smell?

295
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,880
You need your sinuses doing!

296
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,599
Knock, knock.

297
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,519
Hiya.

298
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:10,279
Uh, listen, um...
it's only just occurred to me,

299
00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:14,440
but, um, I haven't got
Mack's new address, have I?

300
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,880
I could do with a word with him,
away from here. Oh. Right.

301
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,960
I thought you were in Huddersfield.

302
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:29,680
I've only just left the solicitor's.
It's OK if I give Steve your address
and number? I've your old one.

303
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:34,559
Do you want to talk to me? No. I'm
a key holder in case of break-ins.

304
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:41,480
I'd look a prat if I didn't know
where the boss lived. Yeah.
Tell Palmer's I'm on my way. OK.

305
00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:01,119
Yes.

306
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,599
All right?

307
00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,640
Why?

308
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,799
Why not? He's a grown-up.
He makes his own decisions.

309
00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:15,279
No. He's not a grown-up.

310
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:17,799
KT's not even a kid!

311
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,720
Half his wages come from Disability.

312
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,440
This is really sick, you know that.
No, I didn't know that.

313
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,359
I thought he was just shy.
Piss off, Katherine!

314
00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:36,119
OK, a bit thick AND shy. I only
realised after a couple of meetings
that he repeated himself a lot.

315
00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:41,440
Most blokes do. It was touch and go,
Steve, and it was too late by then.

316
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,000
You're a cow.

317
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,480
Well, you'd know, Steve.

318
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:56,240
Think yourself lucky
he kept his mouth shut.

319
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,680
Well, he told somebody -
YOU found out.

320
00:30:02,839 --> 00:30:05,440
He's my son's mate.

321
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,559
Oh.

322
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,200
You've got kids, Steve?

323
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,920
Only we never got time to discuss
stuff like that, did we?

324
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:13,799
Hiya.

325
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,759
I was just on my way to Huddersfield
and the police phoned.

326
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,920
They said I can have the Jag back.

327
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,799
Will you drive us to the pound?

328
00:31:33,799 --> 00:31:36,680
Yeah, sure. I'll get changed.

329
00:31:46,799 --> 00:31:51,480
What's this got to do with me arm?
I don't like tests.

330
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,279
We can leave it if you want, Kurt.

331
00:31:55,279 --> 00:32:00,720
Has me girlfriend phoned yet?
Like I said, I wouldn't know.

332
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,440
I don't work on the ward.
I can get the nurses to check again.

333
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,279
She asked me. SHE asked ME.

334
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,680
You don't have to do this test.

335
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,440
Nobody's forcing you, OK?

336
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:23,400
What if I don't understand
the question?
Put a line through it and move on.

337
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,920
STOPWATCH TICKS

338
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,200
Mack!

339
00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:02,359
Mack!

340
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,400
LOUDSPEAKER CRACKLES

341
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:05,400
Hang on.

342
00:33:20,359 --> 00:33:22,880
Has he come?

343
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,880
Who's that? The buyer.

344
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,559
What?

345
00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:34,839
I saw you coming out of the house,
you bastard!

346
00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:42,279
I didn't... You wanted the new
address, new number. Why?
You've been there before! Mack...

347
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:49,279
You're a liar! Why would I want
your bloody address if I've been
there before?! So whose is this?

348
00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:51,720
Not mine!

349
00:33:53,759 --> 00:34:00,079
What were you doing...in my house
when you KNEW I was somewhere else?

350
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:02,240
I sent him.

351
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,199
We were trying to arrange a do
for your birthday.

352
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:15,920
Steve wanted me to go and see
Katherine and I said, "She's not
that keen on me. You best go."

353
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,599
Ask Katherine. Ask her.

354
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,840
So whose is this?

355
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,679
Not mine, Mack.

356
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:42,119
I'm sorry, Steve.

357
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,320
It's OK. He's safe.

358
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,519
I just...

359
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:03,880
I can't help it.

360
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,760
I love her.

361
00:35:16,519 --> 00:35:18,519
I get...

362
00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:21,079
Can I go now?

363
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,880
I'm sorry, Steve.

364
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,360
Mack!

365
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,519
You all right?

366
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:15,840
You know I'll believe anything
you tell me, Trudy.

367
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,760
Don't change that, will you?

368
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:30,280
KT's not coming back.

369
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,760
They needed a new labourer
at Marshall's

370
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:41,599
I did two references - one from me,
one from you. I'll sign yours, OK?

371
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,440
Wiggle your fingers.

372
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,159
Ring Katherine.
YOU ring her. I'm not.

373
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:23,039
What if he asks her? He won't.

374
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:25,280
What if...? He won't!

375
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,280
We need her saying the same thing.

376
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,159
If he started asking questions,

377
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:37,440
he'd have to admit he thinks she's
having affairs, which he won't.

378
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,119
Did you reckon
you were the only one, Steve?

379
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,320
Do you a deal.

380
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:54,079
You tell me about KT and I'll tell
you who she was seeing besides you.

381
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:58,079
..I don't know what
you're talking about.

382
00:37:58,079 --> 00:38:01,320
You haven't got a choice, Steve.

383
00:38:18,159 --> 00:38:20,679
Hiya, Katherine.

384
00:38:20,679 --> 00:38:23,440
Been in hospital.

385
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,880
How are you?
Had to sign myself out.

386
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,800
Did you know what ward I were on?
Cos some people went to ward 6

387
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,360
and some people went to ward 16.

388
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,360
Did they send you to ward 16?
I rang to see how you were.

389
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:43,599
I-I-I said, "Tell me
when she phones! I'll ring her back."

390
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:45,960
'The bitch!'

391
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,679
The dirty, filthy bitch.

392
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:51,360
KT's a boy. He's a little boy.

393
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,800
Not any more.

394
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,760
Kev from the cutting room,
that was last spring.

395
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:04,000
Pete Donahue - d'you remember Pete?
That's why he left. Did Mack know?

396
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,559
I've got no idea what Mack knows.

397
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:13,119
Andy Cummings - the weekend we went
to Scarborough. She was on the beach
with her knickers round her ankles.

398
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:17,280
All from work?
All the ones I know about are.

399
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:21,679
She just can't seem
to leave it alone, can she?

400
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:34,159
We were both here one night waiting
for Mack to get back from London.

401
00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:38,840
Trudy,
swear this is between me and you.

402
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:43,920
He'd phoned to say
his train was late.

403
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,519
She asked me to take her for a drink.

404
00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:51,320
She had a couple too many
and I said she wasn't fit to drive.

405
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,760
So I took her home.
You did it in their house?

406
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,159
In the car.

407
00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:03,559
I mean, she... It were on a plate. It
wasn't my idea! She just hit on me.

408
00:40:03,559 --> 00:40:06,400
But once, Trudy, I swear, only once.

409
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,079
I'm not proud of it.

410
00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:14,159
Oh, that's all right, then, Steve.
Promise this is between me and you.

411
00:40:14,159 --> 00:40:18,559
You know she's left two messages
at work for you?

412
00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:23,960
At WORK. She expected me to put two
and two together and tell Mack.

413
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:29,639
She wants Mack to find out.
Why else pick on someone like KT?

414
00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:33,079
Thanks for keeping your mouth shut.

415
00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:35,639
I didn't do it for you.

416
00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:44,639
Mack's on his way home. He is.

417
00:40:44,639 --> 00:40:50,159
There were a kind of day room.
We could have had it to ourselves.

418
00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:53,920
I'm not even supposed to know you.
But you do.

419
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:58,760
Mack might have found out. I don't
care! It don't matter any more!

420
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,679
I can tell him you love me.
Don't do that.

421
00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:07,280
You do! I won't ignore you!
He doesn't ignore me.

422
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,079
He's always working late! I can
take care of you. I'd be at home.

423
00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:18,559
There's a flat over the
launderette... Get your hands off me!
Just leave now!

424
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,119
Please, Kurt, just leave now!

425
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:46,559
Past your bedtime, innit, Kurt?

426
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,719
Where have you been, Kurt?

427
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,840
The hospital said you walked out
three hours ago!

428
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,599
Where have you been? You're wet...

429
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:14,679
Your gran's been worried sick.

430
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:21,719
The kettle's on. You look frozen.
Would you like another drink,
Mr Mackintosh? No, thanks.

431
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:43,320
You know where the other one is?

432
00:42:57,039 --> 00:42:59,719
I don't want to see your face again.

433
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,519
Understand?

434
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:08,760
If I do...

435
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,880
you're dead.

436
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,440
You say one word...

437
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,679
you're dead.

438
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:25,239
Understand?

439
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,800
DOOR CLOSES

440
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,519
I'll run you a bath. We can wrap this
round your bad arm.

441
00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:48,000
Where's he gone?

442
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,079
CAR STARTS UP

443
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,400
Katherine!

444
00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:25,559
This isn't our idea. Well, not mine.
We were ready for bed.
He dragged us out of the house.

445
00:44:25,559 --> 00:44:28,079
Very nice! We're celebrating.

446
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:32,119
New kitchen. How do you celebrate
a new kitchen? Takeaway.

447
00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:35,199
We're not actually going to use it.

448
00:44:35,199 --> 00:44:39,840
Just shove this in a bin bag
when you're done. She's cooked.

449
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:44,280
It's only soup. You've cooked.
She didn't want company.

450
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:48,519
I've just tasted it! You haven't.
Sorry. I should have phoned.

451
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:54,360
I'll bin the takeaway.
No, don't be daft. Get some plates.

452
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,679
CONVERSATION FADES

453
00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:25,840
Katherine, I've tried interrupting
him. It's no use.

454
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,320
We should be at the airport by now.
We'll miss the plane!

455
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,639
Hang on.
I sorted all this weeks back.

456
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,280
Yes, I did.

457
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,000
I did!
I've got the paperwork somewhere.

458
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,960
He says come in. He'll be a while.
We haven't got a while.

459
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,599
This way. Reception's full
of school kids on a field trip.

460
00:46:12,599 --> 00:46:17,639
I'd to talk about my job for
half an hour. Took me three minutes.

461
00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:23,119
Just put meself on a loop and gave
them pillowcases for their mams.

462
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,159
Watch yourself.
It's lethal round here.

463
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:58,639
Mind your step.
..Morning, Steve! Morning.

464
00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:07,480
10, 9, 8, 7, 6...

465
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:13,000
I'm putting the phone down. ..5, 4,
3, 2, 1. See you when I get back.

466
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:21,079
You should have stayed in the car. I was
only going to be a couple of minutes.

467
00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:26,559
Right, you've got the phone number, for
the hotel if you need me. We won't.

468
00:47:26,559 --> 00:47:29,440
Have a brilliant time, Mack.

469
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,800
See you when you get back,
all right?

470
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,920
See you, Trude. See ya!

471
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:11,079
What are you...?

472
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:11,079
We're not moving!

473
00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:15,559
Third drawer down - your 16-year-old son's bedroom.

474
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:22,360
Either they're his and we drag him in or you hid
them and you're in possession of more than personal use.

475
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:28,199
Competition is bad enough without me sticking
my neck out for you. You're sacking me?

476
00:48:28,199 --> 00:48:31,519
I caught him thieving. I sacked him.

477
00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:36,639
Stocky fella? Blue eyes.
Ronstadt - Kim Ronstadt.

478
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:42,039
Has it worked?

479
00:48:39,639 --> 00:48:42,039
Does it usually?

480
00:48:42,039 --> 00:48:44,519
I'm not asking Robinson.

481
00:48:44,519 --> 00:48:46,840
You slept with someone.

482
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,280
I'm sick of being made
a bloody fool of, you two-faced cow!

483
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,599
Sleep well, Robinson.

484
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,280
I don't believe this is happening.

485
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:23,760
Subtitles by Marie Campbell
BBC Scotland 2000