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BELL RINGS

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Trudy, I'm off in a sec.

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Night, Steve. But listen.

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If I'm late tomorrow,
tell Mack I'm at dentist's.

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You can tell me now. Sorry,
I thought you'd gone. Obviously.

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See you first thing then, Steve.

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There's enough here
for a football team. Shift.

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Oh, my God! He's bought champagne.

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Hey, will you save us some?
Out the way! I'm behind as it.

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You too. I wanna Coke.
Get one at your gran's, come on.

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HORN TOOTS

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In the cab. It's clocking money up!
Hiya! Bugger off!

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Hey! Has someone ordered a cab?
What's going on? See you tomorrow.
Night, Mum. Where you all off?

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Gran's. Happy Anniversary.

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To us.

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I'm not asking for an answer.

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You slept with someone,
beginning of summer.

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Sylv, I swear...
Don't! Or I'll get my coat.

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I don't want an answer
because I don't want lies.

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And I'm guessing I've got to work
with whoever it is, so I'd rather
look ignorant than stupid.

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I wouldn't expect you to cope with
knowing about any of my mistakes.

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Mmm! Tastes good.

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What mistakes? We'll just say quits.

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Wipe the slate clean, start again.

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Cos that's what all this is for,
innit?

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MUSIC PLAYS

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God! Oh, where's this from?

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Work.

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Kev Leach.

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SYLVIA LAUGHS

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What's funny?

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Got more body than he has.

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Well, fair do's.
Kev's fairly muscly, isn't he?

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Chesty. Nice arse an' all.

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Is it true what they reckon
about Alan...whatsit, the driver?

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Size of his thingy? Don't talk
like that. You do. I can.

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No, first guy I cheated with
had a wanger this big.

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Second - bit of a change -
it was his bum.
Tiny nipples and a bum this size.

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You could nearly fit both cheeks
in one bite. And his was this big?

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No, no.
Fairly normal on the wanger front.

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Tongue like a lizard though.

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I made one mistake...

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and it WAS a mistake...

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and it was horrible.

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I'll never do it again,
I swear to God.

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I swear to God.

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I never wanna lose you.

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If you're gonna swear to God...

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swear to God you'll say it...

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sober.

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# Sweet heart, send me to sleep

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# Pray to God our hopes to keep

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# Take our fears and make us strong

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# Lead us to where we belong

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# And let it all go by... #

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What are you doing? Oh, no!
Don't move! We're not moving.

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Don't move! It's all right. OK.

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OK. Shut up.

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Now, where's the money?
You're standing on it.

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You've got the money.

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Just go.

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OK?

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Just go.

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You bastard!

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Don't stop! >

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LAUGHING

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It's not that cold, is it?

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SIRENS WAIL

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Leather, plastic...rubber?

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Leather. Like driving gloves. You
saw a lot when the lights were out.

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I had his arm trapped in a door.
I must've hurt him. Bloody hell!

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Can't you check the hospitals?
Look, revise all that. If you
assaulted him, he could sue you.

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It's cockeyed, I know, but...
sad fact. Sarge? What you got?

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How long you lived round here?
Three years. You work?

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Yeah. I'm a factory supervisor.

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How else do you think I live here?
I don't know, Steve, you tell me.

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So?

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What really happened here?
I've said. What're you on about?

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Listen, WE'VE just been robbed
at knife-point, yeah?

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What d'you think happened? A bit of
draw. Chicken and egg. Which came
first? D'you know this fella? What?

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You knew him. Are you in some kinda
deal with him? Listen, you thick
bastard! Steve! Just calm down!

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All right! Book him.

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No forced entry, It's dark in there.
You couldn't see him properly.

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But he's...Caucasian?

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White, yes. He had blue eyes.

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I saw his eyes in the hallway mirror
as he went through the front door.

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All for half ounce of blow and
a roach he found. This is ludicrous!

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It was my anniversary, you daft sod!
Steve, cut it out.

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You arrest him for this much! Three
kids in that house and he's messing
with drugs. The kids are at my mum's.

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Drugs?! Its just a bit of blow.
They know bugger all about it.

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They've never... Ecstasy tablets,
middle bedroom, third drawer down.
Your 16-year-old son's bedroom.

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So where did this come from?

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Either they're his and we drag him
in. Or you hid 'em there.

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In which case,
it's more than personal use.
Which are we going for, Steve?

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I don't believe this is happening.

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Oh, but it is.

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CAR APPROACHES

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Go OK?

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Yeah, cos they never washed up.

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- Where's Mum?
- I was gonna go to school from
Gran's, but I've left me homework.

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Where's the telly gone?

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Outside...now!

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Where? They're not mine,
I bought 'em for Moxey and Stringer.

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Where? Dad, they're not mine.

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Jake, I've never hit you, but
I will if you don't bloody tell me.

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WHERE?

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Work.

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Oh, Steve. Steve!

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If the valances aren't ready, do you
want us to start on fitted sheets...?

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# So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny

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# So horny, I'm horny... #

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He's 16, you brainless bastard!
Who is? My son!

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Listen, I'll hurt you, so don't try
it. I dunno what you're on about!
You sold E's to Jake. Sold what?

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Have they said that?
Bring him here and ask him.

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Bit of blow, now and again. And the
only Robinson I sold any of that to
is you! Get your facts right! Here.

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Just put your foot on there. Forget
it. No, really. Put your foot there.

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God!

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What is it? A dislocated knuckle.

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Just give it a belt, please!

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Aaargh!

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Has it worked? Does it usually?

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I don't care if you
"only did it once".

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If I ever catch you with it at work -
selling it, taking it or showing it
off - you won't just be sacked.

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I'll march you to the police station
meself! I want you in this office,
first thing every morning.

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You'll show me what's in your bag.
You won't find anythin', I promise.

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You're not gonna make me ask, you're
gonna show me, aren't you, Lynette?
Yeah.

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Your dad can frisk you before work.

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Now vanish, the pair of you.

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I'm glad neither of 'em belongs
to me.

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What?

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When last year? We were going off
to Cyprus - Easter.

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Easter. Caught him thieving bedding
bails. I caught him. I sacked him.

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Stocky fella? Blue eyes.

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Ronson? Johnson?

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Ronstadt! Kim Ronstadt. Mack was
gonna prosecute till he worked out
how much a case would've cost us.

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Kim Ronstadt. What about him?

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Oi! Twat!

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Hiya. Is Kim in?
Hang on. ..Kim! For you.

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Come here, you shit! Out! D'you know
what he's done? Are you breaking in?

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One more step, it'll be assault.

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DOOR SLAMS

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It's him. He's in there... Oh, it's
you. Yeah, the one did our house
last night, the one with the knife.

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You just phoned us? Yeah. So's she.
Reporting you for loitering.
Kim Ronstadt. He robbed our house.

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He used to work for Mackintosh. I'm
a supervisor there. I sacked him.
That's how...how I knew his voice!

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You're sure about that? I'm sure.
Right, stay there. I know this one.

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Keep out of it, OK? You should've
rung us earlier. Four-five.

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Require assistance
for apprehension of suspect. Over.

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Ow!

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Sylvia, get your things.
We've arrested somebody.
Can you try to pick him out?

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Where's Steve? Down the station.
Why didn't you say what happened
last night? It got complicated.

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Has my husband picked one out?
Look at their faces. Take your time.
It's your shout, Sylvia.

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Number 5.

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"Don't move. Where's your money?"

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Number 3.

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"Don't move. Where's your...?"
Sorry, I swallowed me chewing gum.

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"Don't move. Where's your money?"

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You can all go,

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except number 4.

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Possession of drugs. Thanks, Steve!

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It was our anniversary.
We've been...recently, so I cooked
a meal, we talked things through.

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We smoked...a spliff and patched
things up like teenagers. What harm
were we doing? You've been charged.

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Mack, it was THIS much,
I promise you, it was this much.

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You earn more than anybody
on that shop floor. You earn the
extra for "respect", for God's sakes.

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It's going to court. My name
gets dragged into this. How's that?

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"Steven Robinson, 36, a production
supervisor for Mackintosh Textiles,

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"was convicted of drug abuse..."
This much!

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And we're THIS close to losing
the Johnsons' contract already!

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Competition's bad enough without me
sticking my neck out for you, Steve.

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You're not sacking me?!
Oh, Jesus, Mack!

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Please, you can't do this!

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You two-faced bastard!

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I've peeled you up after works do's
and driven you home because you
couldn't remember your own address!

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For what?

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If... If you say you're unemployed,
and that's all that's in the papers,

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and if we keep the Johnsons' order...
How'd you know the copper? And if...

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How do you know the copper? ..and
if you keep your arm or hooter clean,
there might be a job for you here.

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His wife's a manager at the bank.
So shut your mouth, behave yourself
and you might stand a chance. OK?

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You're not the only one with
a tricky marriage. It's no excuse.

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TANNOY: Freda Wilson to the office,
please. Freda Wilson to the office.

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Gran says we can have that telly
from her back room.
We can do without a telly for now.

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I don't mind picking it up.
You could give us a hand. Can we?

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OK.
After you've done the washing-up.

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DOORBELL BUZZES

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Hiya, is your dad in?

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You are?

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Martin and Kev from work.

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Hiya. Hiya. What's up? Look...

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I'm guessing here - you got the boot?
Yeah?

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Oh, no!

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I can't believe this! If you need
Kev to say he slipped you a bit. NOT
sold. But you'll tell 'em that much.

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They have to. Hey! We could blame
Babs. Well, girlfriend.

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She hasn't worked a day in her life.
What can they do to her?

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Joke! It wasn't. Mack's not gonna
drag this out, is he? He can't leave
Freda Wilson supervising for long.

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Is that who he's replaced me with?

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Oh, Jesus!

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There's the mortgage,
finance on the car...

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God!

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DOORBELL BUZZES

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Hiya, Sylvia! Didn't recognise you
with your clothes on. How'ya doin'?

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Steve!

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Steve!

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What? What?

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You all right? Yeah. Sure?

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I'll kill you, you bastard!
Not from there you won't.

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Got the time on you, mate?

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Fried or boiled? Listen to me,
shitface. You tell Ronstadt from me
that when I see him...

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Oi!

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You got a job yet, Kim?
We can take this bunch of tossers.

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When I get you on your own,
you're a dead man, Ronstadt.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Sleep well, Robinson.

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He can do that and walk the streets?
Is that all the protection we get?

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Whether Ronstadt gets bail's not up
to me. I want him arrested. We won't
get fingerprints off that brick.

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I'll complain about you. Forget it.
People like you shouldn't wear that.

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And you shouldn't tell other people
what's "normal". We make
a right pair, don't we? Look...

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OK. The night I came to your house,
I got you wrong.

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You got me wrong. OK?

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I didn't arrest you for anything you
didn't do. I'm not that kinda bobby.

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I know your boss. He speaks
highly of you. So I'm 'OK' now
because my boss says I am?

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You're a joke, pal. Steve!

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I'll have that bastard's job.
He started this. Ronstadt first, him
second. If anything did, she did.

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Who's she? I don't know, you haven't
told me yet, Steve. Christ, Syvlia!

225
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If you hadn't been apologising and
cooking, we'd never have ended up
in bed and never have been burgled.

226
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:33,559
It's my fault! You only remembered
this anniversary for YOU.

227
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:37,920
It's MY fault Ronstadt did us over.
Thanks!

228
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:43,319
Anniversaries are no big deal. No!
I said that, because YOU forget 'em!

229
00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:50,039
I looked a prat 'cos I was
the only one buying presents, while
you organised collections at work.

230
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:56,759
Pat's birthday, Yvonne's fire,
somebody leaving. You remember
everybody else's! All right!

231
00:26:56,759 --> 00:27:01,200
What was in this anniversary for me?
You got to wipe the slate clean.

232
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:08,079
We did. We buried it. You said you
forgave me. So why bring it up now?
Cos I want to know who she is? No.

233
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:14,799
I WANT TO KNOW! No. You OK, love?
She's fine, we're married,
we're having a row. D'you mind?

234
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:21,599
Are you gonna tell me or not? What
good will it do? Sylvia. Get off me!
If she wants to go, let her go.

235
00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:02,519
What you doin'?

236
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:04,279
Nothin'.

237
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:15,319
Sorry I screwed things up. I swear
I never took anythin'. I bought 'em
for Moxey... Moxey's the thick one.

238
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:18,839
He's a bit... Thick! ..ish.

239
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:24,000
But not as thick as you if he can
get somebody else to buy it for him.

240
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,119
What's scarier...
you knew where to get it.

241
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:33,880
Everybody does!
You're not everybody, Jake.

242
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,599
I'm sorry.

243
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:47,319
Good!

244
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,240
Name. Steven Robinson.

245
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,480
Date of birth?

246
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,680
22nd January, 1964.

247
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:53,519
On the charge of possession
of a class A restricted substance,
how do you plead as charged?

248
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,519
Guilty.

249
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:22,079
My client is prepared
to submit to a blood test to prove

250
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:27,119
that the only substance he's used
is cannabis in minute proportions.

251
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:31,839
That would prove nothing
except that the ecstasy...

252
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:48,599
My client is also prepared
to submit bank accounts to show

253
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:53,960
that his debts and expenditure are
proportionate to the salaries...

254
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:02,279
Yeah? Is it a pain keeping 'em
clean? Keeping what clean?

255
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:07,839
BREAKING GLASS

256
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:07,839
Them. Oh, God! What...! Tell Kim
I said hiya. What the...?!

257
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:11,200
Kim! Kim!

258
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:17,640
This is YOU, this is!

259
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:24,920
Nice one, Cameron.
You should be on the five-a-side.

260
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,319
Mack won't touch me
till I lose weight.

261
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:34,880
What did you get, Steve?
500 quid, suspended sentence.

262
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,240
500 quid, suspended sentence.
Tough shit, mate.

263
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:45,400
Why's everybody so chuffed he got
off? It IS drugs we're talking here.

264
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,160
£500 and a suspended sentence.

265
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:56,400
Whisky? I can't drink that.
Get it down you! I can't. Can't
I just have lager and lime? Right.

266
00:31:56,400 --> 00:32:03,599
I'm not just being a miserable cow.
He's management and I don't see
what's clever about celebrating it.

267
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:09,720
Ronstadt? Oh, I know, yeah!

268
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:09,720
Used to go with Angela Womack?

269
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:09,720
Dunno.

270
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:15,359
He did, he's a creep.

271
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:15,359
Mind you, Angela's into wacky.

272
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:15,359
Hiya.

273
00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:18,160
Hiya, Angela!

274
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:30,920
So what happens about the bloke who
robbed you? We testify and hopefully
he goes down. You nervous?

275
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,319
No chance. I can't wait...
Yeah, nervous.

276
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:39,279
Steve, Brian reckons he could sort
you today. What's it gonna cost me?

277
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:46,680
Depends. I just want an alarm. Yeah,
but, "just takin' the piss" or Fort
Knox. I wanna know if anybody's near.

278
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,680
How many bedrooms? Four.

279
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:54,839
400. 400 quid? I could get
a security firm for that!

280
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,759
All right.

281
00:32:56,759 --> 00:33:03,000
You've got main access sensors,
front and back,
keypad at the front door...

282
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,559
- Pint there for you, Steve.
- Bell-box, you get what you pay
for.

283
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:13,000
Brilliant timing, mate. I missed
with the first one, hit the dustbin.

284
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,599
All right, 250.
Hang on, hang on.

285
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:23,440
What're you on about, Kev? Got a
drink, Steve? What's been going on?

286
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:39,480
It had nothing to do with me.
You encouraged 'em.
I hadn't a clue they were...

287
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:46,000
How come I get all the blame?
Look, I didn't start this!
Ronstadt started this!

288
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:52,599
But you can't resist finishing it!
None of it's your fault,
is it, Steve? Nothing ever is!

289
00:33:52,599 --> 00:33:55,680
DOORBELL BUZZES

290
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,640
Don't open it! Don't open it.

291
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:02,440
OK.

292
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,400
Hiya, Mack.

293
00:34:09,559 --> 00:34:12,159
Have I come at a bad time?

294
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,480
Come on, Freda.

295
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,119
Talk and work.

296
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:44,199
Steve. It's running too fast. It's
not me. Look, it just keeps rouching.

297
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:52,880
Sylvia OK? Fine. Why?
She looks knackered.

298
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:58,079
I don't think I'd dare go home if
that happened to me. She's all right.

299
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:03,800
Now look, what you need to do...

300
00:34:58,079 --> 00:35:03,800
MUSIC DROWNS OUT DIALOGUE

301
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,000
Steve.

302
00:35:18,559 --> 00:35:20,280
Steve!

303
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,519
What was that?

304
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,320
Go to sleep.

305
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,000
BURGLAR ALARM RINGS

306
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,119
It's OK.

307
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,840
Go on, up you come. Dad. Dad!

308
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,599
CAR ALARM BLARES

309
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,199
Hey!

310
00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:06,840
HORN TOOTS

311
00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:23,920
I'll call the police! Don't! Hold
on a minute, don't call the police!

312
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:14,559
If anybody did that to me,
I wouldn't wait to get 'em in court.

313
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:19,320
No, you'd take your mam round there.
Start waving your circuit-tester.

314
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,400
It's different for Steve.

315
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,400
Cos he's black?

316
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:29,400
Steve's not black. He can't sing,
he can't play football. And the only
time he skins up, he causes a riot.

317
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:34,000
And he's management. He's a stiff.
He's nowhere near black!

318
00:37:35,159 --> 00:37:40,639
If you heard Steve'd been having
an affair, would you tell me? No.

319
00:37:40,639 --> 00:37:46,519
My sake or his? I just wouldn't.
What good would it do?

320
00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:49,880
No. Cos he's management?

321
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,840
No. He'll tell me.

322
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,239
He hasn't yet...

323
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,920
Julie...but he will.

324
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:03,880
What'ya saying it like that for?
How else do you want it saying?

325
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,480
What?!

326
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:24,880
Sylvia, get off me! I'm sick
of being made a bloody fool of!

327
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,000
You two-faced cow! Get off me!

328
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,760
Sylvia, for Christ's sake!
What's the matter with you?

329
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,039
Get off her! Get off her!

330
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:43,880
Sylvia, you're wrong. Leave it out!
Liar! Why can't you just admit it?

331
00:38:45,639 --> 00:38:48,400
Sylvia, let go of her!

332
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:53,960
If you want him, have him!
But just admit it! Jesus!

333
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,800
Julie had nothing to do with it.
Do you hear me?

334
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,599
Get her out of here. Julie, shut up.

335
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,519
Right. Back to work.

336
00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:27,519
Robbo, cutting room, now. Get off!

337
00:39:27,519 --> 00:39:33,480
Mum! Back to work, all of you,
before Mack finds out. Come on!

338
00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:39,920
Brilliant! It's given me an 'ard on.

339
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,000
She just came at me.

340
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,719
To do with what? Talk to Steve.

341
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:08,239
If you know it's not Julie, then
you know who it is. Talk to Steve.

342
00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:14,760
He swore to me, Trudy. It wasn't
anybody I had to work with.

343
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,719
Maybe he's telling the truth.

344
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,719
BANGING

345
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,719
..Use the other! Let me in!

346
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:34,320
How come SHE knows
who you slept with and I don't?

347
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:03,639
I can't walk through that
sewing room another day thinking
someone's looking at me all the time

348
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:10,000
You're making a total bloody fool
of me and I want to... Katherine.

349
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,559
What?

350
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:17,199
Katherine Mackintosh.

351
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,760
Mack's wife?

352
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,800
Oh, my God!

353
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:30,320
If you really wanna hurt me back,
Sylvia, go and tell him.

354
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,519
But that's your job, my job,
Jake's job.

355
00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:37,239
That's all we've got.

356
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:43,760
I think one of you two'd
best apologise to Julie.

357
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,880
Julie knew what she was up for.

358
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:53,639
Mooching round you all the time.
She's not the only one. I watch 'em
do it and I watch you let 'em.

359
00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:03,360
For your information, Sylvia,
Julie's more likely to try
mooching round you than him.

360
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,159
CLINKING

361
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,400
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

362
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,320
HORNS TOOT

363
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,320
Sylvia?

364
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,239
Don't do this.

365
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,320
You've forgiven me once.

366
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,800
It's not like you caught me in
the middle of something. I told you.

367
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,920
That's because you knew I knew.

368
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:28,519
And I bet you didn't start THAT,
either, did you, Steve?

369
00:44:28,519 --> 00:44:35,480
For the record, no. But I'm not
the only bloke Mack's wife screwed
around with. I'm way down the line.

370
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,800
You talk to Trudy if you want the
truth about Katherine Mackintosh.

371
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,920
Tell her I told you to ask.

372
00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:53,400
ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE:
"Teddy Bear's Picnic"

373
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:21,440
Jake, innit? What're you doin'
round here? I'm just... Honest,

374
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,639
I didn't know you lived round here.
I walked me mate home. I...

375
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:31,000
Get the police! Get the police!

376
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:38,000
If Kim Ronstadt had never been
in this house and done what he did
that night, would you still go?

377
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,360
If we hadn't had all this shit,
would you still go? I don't know.

378
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:48,559
Katherine Mackintosh isn't worth
chucking 19 years away for.

379
00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:52,599
Subtract her and the rest is just...
weird.

380
00:46:52,599 --> 00:46:58,000
We've never had to go through weird
before. We've managed to avoid that.

381
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,519
And we've got all this,
for Christ's sakes!

382
00:47:02,519 --> 00:47:07,119
Once Ronstadt's put away,
all the shit's gonna disappear.

383
00:47:07,119 --> 00:47:12,599
If you've absolutely made up
your mind - and, please, don't -

384
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:16,920
I'd say, "Right, yeah,
we call it all my fault."

385
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:22,840
But if you're not sure, Sylvia,
I beg you, stop and go over things.

386
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,000
It's not me.

387
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,239
It's not all me.

388
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:33,719
You know, if it wasn't her,
it might've been somebody else.

389
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,920
It won't. How do I know? How do YOU?

390
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:41,519
Because I've tried it
and it does nothing for me.

391
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:46,960
Nothing does it for me like you do
it when I know you're interested.

392
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,559
Which isn't always.

393
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:53,280
Two-way traffic, Steve.

394
00:47:53,280 --> 00:48:00,159
I get months dragging on
when all you've done for me
is make me feel like a...parent.

395
00:48:00,159 --> 00:48:04,400
I don't feel sexy,
I don't feel funny.

396
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,519
I don't feel interesting...

397
00:48:07,519 --> 00:48:09,760
not to you.

398
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,760
I'm just three kids and payday.

399
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:19,519
Well, that's what the anniversary
was all about!
Not Katherine bloody Mackintosh!

400
00:48:19,519 --> 00:48:22,639
I wanted a bit of you and me.

401
00:48:33,519 --> 00:48:36,519
You were never funny.

402
00:48:36,519 --> 00:48:39,079
I was funny.

403
00:48:39,079 --> 00:48:42,639
You were sexy...and interesting.

404
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,280
You still are...a lot.

405
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,440
What'ya doin' round here?

406
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:51,000
I just wanted to talk to you, Kim,
that's all. Yeah?

407
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:58,360
You started this! Yeah. Me dad
nearly lost his job cos of you!
Your dad's a loudmouthed prick.

408
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:04,400
Leave us alone! Why can't your dad
do his own errands? He doesn't know
I'm here. You scrapped the car.

409
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:11,519
Why can't you leave it at that?
They stitched him for 500 quid.
He's got a record. Yeah?

410
00:50:11,519 --> 00:50:19,079
Security caught you nicking. If Dad
hadn't sacked you, Mack would have.
Mack's one thing, your dad's another.

411
00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:22,000
Your mam and dad ID'd Kim.

412
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,880
They're saying he robbed your house.
That never happened.

413
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:35,639
Well, no.
They could've made a mistake.

414
00:50:35,639 --> 00:50:39,079
It was dark.
They couldn't really tell.

415
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:44,239
Tell 'em they've got till Monday
to UN-identify him. Yeah?

416
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:50,599
I will, OK. I swear. I'll say,
"It was dark, how can you be sure
you got the right bloke?"

417
00:50:50,599 --> 00:50:58,199
They can't, can they? How can they?
Tell your dad, the last time he saw
Kim was when he gave him his P45.

418
00:50:58,199 --> 00:51:01,159
Yeah. Yeah? I will.

419
00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:04,400
And your mam. I will.

420
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,559
Kim, don't.

421
00:51:14,559 --> 00:51:20,079
Please, don't. Don't, Kim, Please!
Kim! I've never done nothin' to you.

422
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,320
Please, Kim!

423
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,000
See you down there, Jake.

424
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:07,000
SIREN WAILS

425
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,320
What's the matter, son?

426
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,960
This lad's been cut.
..Black male, late teens.

427
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,039
It's not mine. Drop the weapon!
It's not mine!

428
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,239
# Sweet heart, the sun has set

429
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:17,400
# All red and primitive
above our heads

430
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,559
# Bloodstained on an ageless sky

431
00:53:21,559 --> 00:53:26,320
# Wipe your tears
and let the salt stains dry

432
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:31,400
# Let them all run dry

433
00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:40,039
# All run dry. #

434
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,000
DOOR SLAMS

435
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:56,280
Mack's wife - sneaky bitch! She comes
early just cos he's enjoying himself!

436
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,960
Mack!

437
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,719
We could've been at that
petrol station in two minutes.

438
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:10,519
She's an out-and-out and out-and-out
COW! Never done a day's work!

439
00:54:10,519 --> 00:54:14,519
And shaggin' anything that moves!

440
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,159
I'm meeting Suzy. I just wanna hook.

441
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,239
You bitch! You selfish, rotten bitch!

442
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:34,360
Fine! But I've done nothing wrong,
Mack. I don't just want a bloke!

443
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:39,159
But I love her! I know you do.

444
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:26,039
Subtitles by Roger Young
BBC Scotland - 2000