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Let's get on the bus!

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LAUGHTER

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Whoo-oo-oo!

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Back seat, back seat!
No, these are taken!

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We're saving this one for Freda. She
needs the aisle. Footballer's knee.

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TV IS ON

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'What are your fashion predictions?
Body warmers will be in
and pedal pushers will be out.

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'I think you should just be original
and not follow everything, because
you never know what'll be in...'

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Come 'ere. Hold me hand.

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SHE RINGS DOORBELL

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Carol, tell her thanks a lot!
I should've left 15 minutes ago. Who?

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Our Lyndsay. She's not here.
When did she go? Last time I saw her
was February. She owed me 20 quid.

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I had a go at her. She left. She
doesn't know anyone else round here.
Not surprising, if she does that.

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Come on.

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Where are we going?
We're going back home.

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- Why aren't we going to Mum's house?
- Stop asking questions.

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Have you got your mobile on you? No.

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Can I borrow your mobile?
Why don't you get one of your own?

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Cos I can't afford it and I don't
want brain damage. Well, you won't
want mine. It's cheap and lethal.

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Gemma's got whisky. Has she?

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PHONE RINGS

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Yeah?

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What the hell are you doing at home?
We're waiting to go, Freda!

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Our Lyndsay hasn't come home.
Well, where is she? I don't know.

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I'll kill her, Julie.
She's not gonna do this to me twice.
You'll have to go without me.

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SHE SOBS

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# Can't throw your grannie
off the bus... #

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Whoo-whoo!

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# No, you can't throw your grannie
off the bus... #

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Whoo-whoo!

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# Oh, you can't throw your grannie
cos she's mammy's... #

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What you doing? Why haven't you gone?

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Has she shown up?
Sort yourself out. I'll be a minute.

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They're both in my bed.

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What're you gonna do? I'll have
to sleep down here. No, I mean,
something might've happened to her.

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Last time, I had the police out. They
took a photo to stick in the paper.

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She turned up on the Tuesday
saying she'd been in a car accident
in Cheetham Hill.

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I said, "But you were supposed
to be working at the Irish Club."

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She just went ballistic, giving me
a mouthful about not trusting her.

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Arm in a sling on the Tuesday.
By weekend, she was back at the club
like it never happened. Bloody hell!

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She's left nothing behind.
They've not even got pyjamas.

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Dumps her own kids, without even...

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Where's the husband?

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Can I get a drink of water?

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Chips and curry twice,
and chips and gravy, please.

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Salt and vinegar? Yes, please.

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Need forks? No, thanks.
Chips and curry, dressed like that,
and no forks!

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MAN LAUGHS

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YOU go to bed smelling of fish.
What's HE laughing for?

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Wide awake now, aren't you?

51
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Are you sure it's not dangerous?
Nah. I've done it lots of times.

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Jesus, no! Gary, come down!

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Gary! I'm all right, Nan.
Come down, Gary!

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Go on.

55
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Oh!

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MUSIC THROBS IN A NEIGHBOUR'S FLAT

57
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When did she go before?

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You were babies.
It wasn't for long, though.

59
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Oh-h!

60
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She has been taking 'em. Well,
they're not with her now, are they?

61
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Get your pyjamas and some games.

62
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Tell her she'll need
to get a sick note in.

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She's got an appointment later.
She hasn't been to the doctor's,
but she knows it's tonsillitis? Yeah.

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No.

65
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Yes, she's had it before.
And she can phone you, but not me?

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LOUD MUSIC PLAYS

67
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Tony.

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Oh, look who it isn't!

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Can I talk to you?

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I'm gonna have to finish this,
or I'm gonna get pasted. Freda,
you're bang in the way. Go the bar.

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So, where do I come into it?
They're your kids. It's debatable.

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Not that you'd know 'em. I didn't
get access. You never paid her.
Cos I didn't have access.

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Not drunk at two in the morning, no.
Or whatever. Well, I can't have 'em.

74
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I'm crashed at a mate's flat.
I'm working. I can't look after 'em.

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Anyway, his landlord's kicking him
out, so I don't know how long I'm
there for. Come on, Tony, you're on!

76
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I'm gonna need money for a child
minder. Ring Benefits. You'll be
entitled to all sorts, at your age.

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If I ring Benefits, they'll involve
Social Services. Problem solved.
They'll be after you for thousands.

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I'll make sure they are. Like I said,
I never know where I'm living. Only
took me an hour or so to find you.

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You're getting on me tits now,
Freda.

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They say, look at the bride's mother
if you wanna see the future.

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Any wonder I legged it?

82
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Don't you talk to me like that,
creep!

83
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If you didn't want kids, you should
never've had 'em. You make me sick!

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Where's she off?
I thought we were playing cards!

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Not in the mood, obviously.

86
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Yeah, but she's got the cards.

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Julie!

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Reckon they'll fit? Steve!

89
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:47,240
No, I just... I'm only testing
what... This is from the waste skip,
so I haven't used anything...

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Company materials, company power.

91
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What's it meant to be?

92
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Pyjamas and a nightie.

93
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Freda's grandkids... OK, I didn't
see you. I swear to God, I've done
'em in me lunch break. I can tell.

94
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:37,279
Mmm. Your throat looks really bad
from here, Freda. It's all a bit
of a mess, to be honest, Mack.

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I'll be back in as soon as I can.

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Come here.

97
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You all right?
Yeah, we're fine thanks, mate.
..You have got a spare, haven't you?

98
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In the boot. Could you help her
get the spare out?
Thanks, pal. No trouble.

99
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Great cars, these. I had one myself
for years, never let me down.

100
00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:14,240
They cost nothing to fix. There's
not many you can say that about.
Has it got air in it? Looks OK.

101
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Me bag!

102
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He's got me bag off the back seat!

103
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How do you know your daughter's
not in a ditch somewhere? She isn't.
Have you told the police? She isn't.

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00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:54,799
Unless you go to the authorities...
They'll whip the kids into care.
Don't you look at me like that.

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We can't all live like you do.
I'll WALK 'em home.
Freda, don't be daft.

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Hop in.

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Come on.

108
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:22,799
What hours CAN you do?

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9.30's the earliest I could get in.
Until I can sort some after-school,
I'd have to clock off by 2.30.

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00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:36,360
I'll have to get somebody in
part-time to bookend you.
That messes you about. Well, yeah.

111
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:43,399
Make sure you get the spare tyre
fixed and change your locks. Your
address is bound to be in your bag.

112
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:50,639
Here's £100 sub.
I'll deduct it from your wages
when you're back full time. Take it.

113
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,840
See you tomorrow?

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Day after?

115
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,159
Can you give us two days?

116
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,759
Yeah, OK. I'll see you.

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Come on, let Mack get home.

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Thanks, Mack.

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Come on, hurry up!

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00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,679
Stop sulking! Come on.

121
00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,840
# I wanna see...
Mama told me not to come

122
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,360
# Mama told me not to come... #

123
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:50,799
I don't really like this.
You don't really have a choice.

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CRIMEWATCH IS ON TV

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You don't have to go out in 'em.
Cheers.

126
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,559
Do you mind
if I just wear the bottoms?

127
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And no talking. I could hear you
till gone eleven last night.

128
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:27,679
- He says we're getting bunk beds.
- I told you not to tell her.
I don't know if we are yet.

129
00:16:27,679 --> 00:16:29,759
Straight to sleep.

130
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"Solid pine bunk beds,
immaculate condition,
quality Ikea mattresses. £150, ono."

131
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Go on.

132
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:52,120
"Beech-effect bunk beds,
will collapse as two singles,
need new mattresses..."

133
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:56,039
"Beech effect".
That's like "nearly plastic".

134
00:16:56,039 --> 00:17:03,559
Here we go. "Pine bunk beds,
quality sprung mattresses.
£325, or £10.85 a week."

135
00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,079
What's the delivery?

136
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:15,839
Three weeks! I can't sleep
on that sofa three more nights,
never mind three weeks.

137
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:20,680
I'll lend you the money
if you want the ones in Loot. No.

138
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,240
Have a look in me handbag. What?

139
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:31,119
There's an Abbey National book.
Have a look how much I've saved.
I don't want to know. Just look.

140
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,480
Where's all this from? Wages.

141
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:56,720
Since when?
Well, I haven't got a life, Freda.
Me mum only takes 25 a week off me.

142
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:02,960
I know what kind of life I'd have
with this much!
What's £675, June 18th?

143
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,519
I booked a holiday. Right.

144
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,160
Lanzarote.

145
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,440
Right. Who with?

146
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On me own.

147
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,279
Right.

148
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:23,759
I'm not showing off. Just borrow
what you think you can pay back.
I'm not in a hurry.

149
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,279
Can we get anything? Headboards.

150
00:18:47,279 --> 00:18:49,799
Hiya. Hiya.

151
00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:52,359
Can you manage that?

152
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,000
Is there any petrol money in this?

153
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:15,039
No, Kev. Swearword, "Favour".
No, shifting the gear's the favour.
Who's covering petrol? You are.

154
00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,480
Oh, good lad. Cheers. Cheers.

155
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,319
What do they call you? Gary. Could
you pass us that Allen key, Gary?

156
00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:31,839
Thanks. Which one's gonna be yours,
Gary? Top one! Good lad.

157
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:39,359
Never let girls sleep on top. They
get too bossy. Gary, his wife's
got him round her little finger.

158
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:44,839
Sure. He drives a clapped-out old
van and she drives an S-reg Micra.

159
00:19:44,839 --> 00:19:50,799
A clapped-out van's
better than a soft-top Golf.
Soft-top GTI, classic motor.

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00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,599
Gay. Stylish. Closet.

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# ..spy on me, baby, use satellite

162
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:02,559
# Infrared to see me
move through the night

163
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:05,880
# Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right

164
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,400
# I'm gonna like the way you fight. #
And I love the way you fight.

165
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,480
# Now you've found the secret code
I use

166
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,559
# To wash away my lonely blues, well

167
00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:23,960
# So I can't deny or lie, cos you're
the only one to make me fly... #

168
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,559
I know what you are. You are...
# Sex bomb, sex bomb

169
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,720
# You're my sex bomb

170
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,759
# You can give it to me
when I need to come along

171
00:20:33,759 --> 00:20:37,799
# Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb

172
00:20:37,799 --> 00:20:40,359
# And baby, you can turn me on

173
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:45,039
# Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb... #

174
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:50,519
Don't pull 'em. Just take the weight.
I am taking the weight.

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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,960
Keep going.

176
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,480
Wait!

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00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:02,319
Ready...

178
00:21:02,319 --> 00:21:05,759
- Wo-oh!
- What d'you think?

179
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,119
Brilliant! Tops!

180
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:12,799
- OK, test drive.
- YEAH-EAH! I'm on top!

181
00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:17,480
Any talking tonight, I'm gonna
take 'em apart and send 'em back.

182
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:22,519
Yeah, sure! I will! Now say thanks
to Julie for giving me a hand.

183
00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:25,519
Thanks, Julie. Bigger than that.

184
00:21:25,519 --> 00:21:27,559
BOTH: Thanks, Julie!

185
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:39,400
I could've just opened a window.
Like, hot air goes sideways! It goes
upwards. And what's upwards? Kids!

186
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:46,640
Anyway, you should've packed in
at your age. YOU smoke! Half what
you do, and I'm a lot younger.

187
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:53,680
Sod off. I could go under a bus
tomorrow. If you did, nobody'd
want your lungs. I'm not offering.

188
00:21:55,559 --> 00:21:58,160
Did you see much of the kids before?

189
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:04,200
Not as much as I wanted to.
She'd arrange to come for tea,
and then "forget".

190
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:08,799
I know she's your daughter,
but I want to punch her lights out.

191
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:45,720
Morning.

192
00:22:57,039 --> 00:23:04,400
What is it? Dinosaur. Why've they
made 'em look like dinosaurs
if they're made of chicken?

193
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,480
Chicken?

194
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:12,839
Don't you like chicken?
I don't know.
But you like dinosaurs? Yeah.

195
00:23:12,839 --> 00:23:18,000
We're having dinosaurs. If you can
find a pan, you can open the beans.

196
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,440
They look all right cooked,
don't they? Yeah, sure!

197
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:25,559
Hey!

198
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:34,079
Is that what you do for a living?
Qualified machinist, yeah.
I work at Mackintosh. Oh, right.

199
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:39,039
Since I were 16. They look bought.
I know. I'm dead chuffed with 'em.

200
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:44,319
You wouldn't mind if I used the same
fabric. Give over! Compliment!

201
00:23:51,039 --> 00:23:52,680
Freda!

202
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:02,400
How much of it did you eat?
Of the dinosaur?

203
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:06,880
- Just the head. Oh, Jesus!
- What're you doing?

204
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:12,319
"DO NOT COOK FROM FROZEN".
I only bought 'em this morning.

205
00:24:12,319 --> 00:24:17,319
YOu got 'em out the bloody freezer
box! I could've poisoned 'em.

206
00:24:17,319 --> 00:24:20,920
The freezer box doesn't work.
It never has.

207
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,240
Thanks. Come on.

208
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:35,799
It's raining.

209
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,880
Why didn't you come in? I'm barred.

210
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,920
What for? Well, not barred.

211
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,920
I'm just not welcome.

212
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:53,319
Woman opposite wanted to know
how much I'd paid for them curtains.
I told her they cost me 45 to make.

213
00:24:53,319 --> 00:24:57,960
She wants a pair doing. Well,
you can't. I said yeah. Why not?

214
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:02,559
I nicked the...
I nicked the fabric from work. So?

215
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:14,799
If we're caught, we're dead.
Ideally, she wants the same fabric.

216
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:18,480
Ideally, she'll get
what she's bleedin' given.

217
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:31,440
What's this?

218
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:37,440
Stick it in your bag.
Sod off! Put it in yours. I can't.

219
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:42,200
It's full of bobbins of cotton.
Not full ones, they're half-used.

220
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,000
Don't be soft. They won't be missed.

221
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:56,400
It's not a girl's pink, but you don't
want anything they'll outgrow like
that and you've wasted your money.

222
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,559
I don't know, really. I found
a really sharp pink and I loved it,

223
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:06,599
but our Charlotte said, "Nana, it's
a bit babyish." She said "babyish"!

224
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:10,839
I was gutted, obviously,
cos I had me heart set on it.

225
00:26:10,839 --> 00:26:13,400
It's a more mature pink, this.

226
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:21,480
"If you come anywhere near me
with that stuff, my powers
completely vaporise," he said...

227
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,240
I thought SHE was the one
with the magical powers.

228
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:31,880
("If you come anywhere near me
with that stuff,
my powers completely vaporise.")

229
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:39,039
He said, looking at Fliss,
his face rubbery with fear, "Don't
leave me on my own, will you?"

230
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:44,079
She just smiled. "You'll never be
alone if you trust the mirror."

231
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:48,720
Colin turned to the curly
gilt mirror to see what Fliss meant.

232
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,480
Instead of freckles and fear,
he saw bravery.

233
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:58,799
Instead of William,
he saw a warrior.
He turned back to Fliss and smiled.

234
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,880
But she'd gone, like that!

235
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,519
For ever?

236
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:09,119
No, this was just the beginning
of their secret.

237
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,599
Here we go.

238
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:51,599
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

239
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:04,839
Angela Marshall,
that is not what we're here for!

240
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,039
Ooh!

241
00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:14,559
Don't let your guard drop,
Charlotte! Whack it. Go on!

242
00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:19,839
Fantastic!

243
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:25,599
Run, Charlotte, run!

244
00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:28,359
Keep going!

245
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:32,839
And again. You're all right.
You're all right. And again!

246
00:28:39,039 --> 00:28:40,880
Out!

247
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,000
Hang on!

248
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:50,079
Never! You ARE joking, aren't you?
How was that out? How was that out?
Close call, but she was out.

249
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:54,119
Come on, Charlotte. Close call,
but she touched base first!

250
00:28:54,119 --> 00:28:59,000
Come on, Charlotte. You were ROBBED!
Come on, Cocker, never mind.

251
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,200
Sisters? Nope.

252
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:12,000
Brothers? Brother. Frank. He works
in Hong Kong. Have you ever been?

253
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,640
I've been invited.
It's a long way, though.

254
00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:22,079
- Hi, Nana.
- Hiya! Hi, Nan.

255
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:28,279
How's it gone? OK at first, but this
machine keeps snagging. Did you win?
No. But they should've.

256
00:29:28,279 --> 00:29:34,799
If she got proper coaching -
not a PE teacher with more make-up
than sense - she could be stunning.

257
00:29:34,799 --> 00:29:41,720
She plays like I used to. We've
decided we're having bangers
and mash, Freda. You into that?

258
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,759
Onion gravy?
I can have a go, yeah.

259
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,759
Twist.

260
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,599
Sticking.

261
00:29:53,599 --> 00:29:55,440
Twist.

262
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,279
Bust.

263
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,400
Twist. Twist.

264
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,200
How many times is that? Four times.

265
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:08,519
I only win
when we're not playing for money.

266
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:17,039
Watch yourself there, Brian.
Can you manage? Yeah, if you shift.
Come on. Out the way.

267
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:19,680
Mind the step.

268
00:30:23,519 --> 00:30:27,359
This isn't for keeps, you know.
I know.

269
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:32,279
They're being stored for stand-by.
If Mack finds out, it's your idea.

270
00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:36,400
Cup of tea? Aye, if it's a fizzy one.
I'll have a look.

271
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,839
Can one of you straighten
that cable for me?

272
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:45,279
Cheers, good lad.

273
00:30:46,599 --> 00:30:53,960
Do you two want to play upstairs? No,
I'll tell you what, go and nip to the
shop and get yourself an ice cream.

274
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,640
Can I have a KitKat? No, it'll wreck
your teeth, go on. And mind the road!

275
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,960
You been lumbered with them two,
then?

276
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,559
Who told you?! You.

277
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,480
She got company car now?!

278
00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:31,039
Only us. Hiya.

279
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:39,000
God, it's like being at work! Hi,
Brian. Hi, Sylvia. Julie. I'm not
stopping. Just dropping her. Right.

280
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:46,039
Does Mack know you've got this? No!
I'll need to switch that adapter
over. Be back in a sec. Right.

281
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:55,880
Woman at the back... Curtains?
Her sister collared me at school.
Just moved into a new house.

282
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:01,920
Six main windows, wants the lot
doing. I can have the job
if I can do 'em by next weekend.

283
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:08,440
You won't have time. They're big
windows. A lot more than 45 a pair.
I could if you give me a hand.

284
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:15,079
You make curtains? I do now.
Do you fancy earning a few bob,
Sylvia? Involving what?

285
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:22,720
TV:

286
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:22,720
'People are losing confidence
in the democratic institutions.

287
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,960
'We have very low turnouts...'

288
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,559
Ah, shut your face.

289
00:32:27,559 --> 00:32:34,359
'Those people don't have much
confidence in the political process.
I met hundreds of pensioners...'

290
00:32:34,359 --> 00:32:37,640
You can talk, an' all!

291
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,440
Why don't you just turn it off?

292
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:48,559
I like it. Why can't we have
a bit of music? I've only got two
tapes and I'm sick to death of 'em.

293
00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:51,400
I've got some in the car. Brilliant.

294
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,200
I don't want any rap!

295
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,400
MUSIC: "This Time" by Dina Carroll

296
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,279
I'm glad it's weekend. Like you
can tell! Kids are at Steve's mum's.

297
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:14,480
He's out on the booze,
so I get breakfast in bed tomorrow.

298
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:20,640
How d'you work that out?
Guilt, usually. More he drinks,
the bigger the breakfast.

299
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,759
Is Steve a good cook?

300
00:33:24,119 --> 00:33:27,400
I said "cook"! Better than me.

301
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:34,440
I can do family meals,
but if it's a proper meal,
that's Steve's territory.

302
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:40,799
I've never had breakfast cooked
for me by a bloke. Not ever.
Have you asked? No. I wouldn't.

303
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:42,920
There you go, then.

304
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,000
Neither have I.

305
00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:49,640
Have you got a husband?

306
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:55,799
No. Have you ever had one?
Of course! How d'you think
I ended up with a daughter?!

307
00:33:55,799 --> 00:34:02,759
You didn't need to have
been married. I don't believe
in kids out of wedlock. I'm Catholic.

308
00:34:02,759 --> 00:34:10,280
Too many people churn kids out
without thinking how they'll pay
for 'em. Where's your husband now?

309
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,280
Dead, I hope.

310
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,719
Here they are. All done.

311
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,000
This is too much. Your wages,
and half of what I owe you.

312
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,679
Oh, you can pay me that any time.
Cheers. Did they look good up?

313
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:09,840
They looked gorgeous. I noticed
a flaw on one of the lengths.
She didn't. They looked spot on.

314
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,880
She admitted she'd been quoted double
for that job. I'm undercharging.

315
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:20,960
Uh...you didn't buy equipment,
you're not running a business and
you're not even paying for t'fabric.

316
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,320
How come you're not paying
for t'fabric?

317
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,559
You haven't nicked it?

318
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:31,880
Oh, for God's sakes!

319
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:37,760
Only from wastage. My husband's
management. I could get him fired!

320
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:46,559
I thought you'd sorted it all out
through Mack. It only gets chucked
away. It doesn't. It gets sold.

321
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,119
See! Well, I didn't know.

322
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:12,679
Hiya. Hiya, Kirsty. I've brought a
few swatches. Come in. Fabric's gone
up a bit. I had to change suppliers.

323
00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:20,000
Ten minutes, wait here.

324
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,880
Hey-y! Dad!

325
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:35,239
You not talking to me? Get your kit
together. I've got a taxi waiting.

326
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:41,679
I'm Julie. Freda's just across
the road... Shove stuff in a bag -
school stuff, whatever.

327
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:44,719
Here you are. Shove it in there.

328
00:37:24,559 --> 00:37:27,159
Have you got Freda in there? Yes.

329
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:31,679
A bloke's in there, taking
the kids - their dad. Oh, God!

330
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,480
Is this yours? Yeah.

331
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,400
This yours?

332
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,639
Yeah.

333
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,960
This? Yes. What're you doing?
What's it look like? You can't.

334
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,000
It's what you wanted.
Lyndsay's coming back tonight.

335
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,480
- Is she?
- She might be. I don't know.
Tony, don't!

336
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,679
Look at her. She's scared.
She doesn't know you. Who am I?

337
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:06,719
Dad.

338
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:11,719
There you go. Just come and talk
to me. Come and talk to me, please!

339
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:18,519
You've no rights. Your only blood
connection with them has pissed off
abroad. We don't know that.

340
00:38:18,519 --> 00:38:24,000
I do. Greece. Flew from Manchester
on a Tuesday, week before last.

341
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:30,480
And I know who she's gone with,
cos he was down Victoria Park
recruiting barmaids.

342
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:37,519
Come downstairs and talk to me.
I've got a taxi on waiting time.
I'll pay your taxi.

343
00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:44,159
Five minutes.
..What you haven't packed
gets left behind. Right?

344
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:57,280
You told me you'd nowhere to live.
It's being sorted. You've no money.
It's being sorted.

345
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:03,920
They're better off here. I've sorted
the room out, they've got mates
and you're on probation for drugs.

346
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:10,360
Four minutes! Why d'you want 'em?
You've never had anything to do
with them. What school do they go to?

347
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,000
One with railings.
Leave 'em here, Tony.

348
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,400
Please, don't. I don't want any money
off you, I'll support 'em meself...

349
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,519
You're up in court, aren't you?
You've buggered up your probation.

350
00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:31,079
If you've got the kids, you think
they won't send you down? Three
minutes! You selfish bastard!

351
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,599
Oy! Oh, yeah?

352
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,639
NOW!

353
00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:41,400
Come on!

354
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,440
Charlotte!

355
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,960
Down NOW, or I'm coming up.

356
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,840
Stop it, you're scaring her!

357
00:39:56,039 --> 00:40:02,000
Come on, sweetheart. It'll only
make it worse if he has to come up.

358
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,360
I don't like him. I don't like him.

359
00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:10,159
I swear to God,
I'm gonna find your mum.

360
00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:15,000
I'm gonna find out where she is
and she'll be straight back and...

361
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,800
Charlotte, come on, because...

362
00:40:19,159 --> 00:40:26,000
Hey, I've got pictures
with you sitting on his knee laughing
your head off when you were little.

363
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,840
It's only cos you haven't seen him
for a bit.

364
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,880
All right.

365
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,000
I thought you were paying for this.

366
00:41:30,599 --> 00:41:33,199
What am I supposed to feed 'em on?

367
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:54,159
See you tomorrow, sweetheart.
Bye-bye, take care.

368
00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:37,639
"We sent a representative
from the embassy
to the Paradise Bar in Paphos.

369
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:43,800
"The staff denied any knowledge
of Mrs Lyndsay Townsend. I'm sorry
we can't be of more assistance.

370
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:48,840
"Best wishes in your difficult task."
Well, what the hell does that mean?

371
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:56,760
It's 85 degrees, she's behind a bar
with the pick of the Brits, getting
her fanny tanned. Bev, shut up.

372
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,320
She'll have got the staff to lie
for her. Bev, come on. Do I care? No.

373
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:08,000
Am I sick of hearing about it?
Back teeth! It's all right,
I'm going.

374
00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:25,199
Listen, why don't you just go home?

375
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:31,800
I don't want to go home.
It's worse at home. I'll come round
tonight. Let's go for a drink.

376
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:38,559
Kirsty's taking me down the club
for a couple of hours.
Kirsty from over the road.

377
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,039
MUSIC THROBS

378
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:37,119
Can I come in?

379
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,239
Can I come in?

380
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,000
I meant, in private.

381
00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:08,840
Tell you what. Your bag looks a
lot more shaggable than you are.

382
00:46:10,199 --> 00:46:13,239
How much you got in there? £500.

383
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,360
Liar.

384
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:27,679
Ransom money? Yeah. For the kids?

385
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:29,280
Yeah.

386
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:34,360
I could grab it and run.
Grab it and run, then.

387
00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:41,199
MUSIC OFF

388
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:43,239
Me dad's a copper.

389
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,599
Right, yeah. No, he is.

390
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,280
I didn't mean...

391
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,320
He doesn't know you.
Not by name, anyway, but...

392
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:04,599
he reckons you don't stand a chance
these days, trying to use kids
against a custodial sentence

393
00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:11,639
cos magistrates don't take
any of that stuff into account,
not with your track record.

394
00:47:11,639 --> 00:47:16,000
I'm not trying to threaten you,
Tony. It's not gonna work.

395
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,559
What do they call you? Julie.

396
00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:21,360
Well, cheers for that, Joolie.

397
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,400
D'you want to piss off now?

398
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:32,880
If you're that sure
you don't want to go back to prison,
what're you hanging round here for?

399
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,440
And the 500?

400
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,000
Yours if you go.

401
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,400
Give it here, then.
How do I know you will?

402
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,920
How d'you know
I won't just come back?

403
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,840
Hiya.

404
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,880
Hiya.

405
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:49,480
Have you heard anything? No.
Well, yeah. A mate of hers reckons a
bunch shifted from Greece to Turkey.

406
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:54,760
I don't know if Lyndsay went. Seen
the kids? I went round last night.

407
00:48:54,760 --> 00:49:01,800
He didn't want to let me in,
but the kids heard me at the door.
They seemed OK, but...

408
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,360
Steve!

409
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:21,400
That's twice in an hour! I'm bloody
sick of it! It's not fixed!
I bloody said it wasn't fixed!

410
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,719
Anyone seen Brian? What? Sort this
before Julie takes your knees out.

411
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,880
Hiya.

412
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:51,559
'Freda Wilson to the office, please.
Freda Wilson to the office.'

413
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:32,039
What's up? That was the school.
Nobody's been to pick the kids up.
Where's he?

414
00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:39,079
Nobody knows. They took 'em home,
but there's nobody in and the flat's
been emptied. Bastard!

415
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:05,559
I don't care too much for money
cos money can't buy me love. B'bum!

416
00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:08,719
You could do worse than Barry.

417
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,840
Who? Barry, from our place!

418
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,280
He's a security guard.

419
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,840
So?

420
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:22,239
He's a loser with two kids.
What kind of a prospect is he?

421
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,800
LAUGHTER

422
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,840
Yes! Yes!

423
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,639
Who-hoo!

424
00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:29,840
Yes! Get in! Get in!

425
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:34,320
According to MARTIN,
Barry's had a bit of a windfall.

426
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:38,159
What kind of a windfall?
A lot of money.

427
00:51:58,599 --> 00:52:01,639
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428
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