1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:10,000 This programme contains some strong language. 2 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,880 BELL RINGS 3 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:43,399 You haven't got any spare socks, have you, Kev? Don't be a dick. Why would I have spare socks? 4 00:00:43,399 --> 00:00:46,240 Nick, you got any spare socks? No. 5 00:00:47,399 --> 00:00:51,679 We look as good as anybody in there. You stay this side of the door. 6 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:56,719 Leave it. What dress code? White socks. What? White socks. 7 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,000 Nice one, you muppet! 8 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:28,359 Eh? You daft git. ..It's not age. I've got a perforated eardrum. 9 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:35,200 I fractured me skull couple of years ago. Course you did. Playing football. Ask the lads. 10 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:38,000 I tell you what, feel there. 11 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:43,159 There's a bump. A big bump. A big bump there. Bit further back, yeah? 12 00:01:43,159 --> 00:01:48,039 There's nothing there. No? Oh, never mind. 13 00:01:48,039 --> 00:01:52,599 It sticks out some days more than others. His wife's over there! 14 00:01:52,599 --> 00:01:55,520 Are you married? 15 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,680 What you do that for? Well, he is, isn't he? So are you. So? So... 16 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,840 Are you having that or what? Look at his face! 17 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:16,439 Jesus. What?! You're unbelievable. It's a joke. Yeah, so are you. 18 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,719 Whose round is it? 19 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,759 Are you two sisters? 20 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:48,719 The Sandman. Topless? On Thursdays. Since when? Since the Patriot opened. Landlord's desperate. 21 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:55,120 Ten minutes after closing, wheels these birds in doing karaoke topless. Cracking voices. 22 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,840 SHOUTING 23 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:07,919 Calm down! This lot'll think we're pissed. ..Swear to God, we're tame. 24 00:03:08,879 --> 00:03:12,000 Tame. Tame. 25 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:16,400 I mean, how close is this? No harm done. See? 26 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:24,039 Now, is it me, or am I being judged by the Nolan Sisters? 27 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,199 Oh, God. 28 00:03:30,199 --> 00:03:33,240 It's no joke being looked at. Pisses me off! 29 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:38,719 It's OK. Just stay close. Makes you ask who people think they are! 30 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,360 What d'you do? Telesales. Supervisor. 31 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,960 Don't you agree?! So how's work? 32 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,960 I should have finished at seven. 33 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,000 Cat got your tongue? 34 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,000 Leave her alone, please. 35 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:52,000 What did you say?! 36 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,280 All right, mate, give it a rest, eh? 37 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,919 Say something else. He said shut your mouth. 38 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:05,360 You're scaring people. Just leave 'em alone. We just wanna go home. 39 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,879 Referee looks a bit pasty. ..What do you reckon? 40 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:10,879 Hey! They're kids! 41 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,519 Here we go. 42 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:25,079 This lady's first. Let them get it. This lady's first. 43 00:04:25,079 --> 00:04:29,519 Barney, just give 'em the taxi. Let 'em have it. No. ..It's yours. 44 00:04:30,879 --> 00:04:35,199 What you waiting for? Thank you. 45 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,240 Get an ambulance! 46 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,680 SIRENS IN DISTANCE 47 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:14,560 Split up! What happened? I don't know! He just went down! I didn't even hit him! 48 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:19,360 I was into his mate! He can't have been knifed! Who had a knife? Move! 49 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:22,399 I couldn't see which way you'd gone! Ade, piss off! We've gotta split up. Into pairs! Not pairs! 50 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:27,480 What we gonna do?! Just go! Don't run, find a pub... Just piss off! 51 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,439 All right, girls? Where you taking us? Piss off! 52 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,920 Suit yourselves. 53 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,399 Ade! Ade! Get in here! 54 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:00,000 Number 5, egg-fried rice, mate! 55 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:37,720 Actually, mate, can you take us to Pritchard Street in Trencherfield? ..I'd rather go straight home. 56 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:52,440 What've you brought us here for? 57 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:02,399 I'm not giving my address if the police are checking taxis. Oh, right. 58 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,360 Hiya. Have you got a taxi free? 59 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,960 Er, now. Yeah, name's Barney. 60 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:18,639 Outside the Triangle. Yeah, I work here. Security. 61 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:25,519 Can you speed it up? It's just that I've just heard my wife's gone into labour. ..OK, cheers. 62 00:10:35,279 --> 00:10:40,039 RADIO: 'Stockport County have also said they're interested in a move. 63 00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:45,200 'It's reported teenagers in problem areas could face all-night curfews. 64 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,399 'Orders could be imposed on specific streets. 65 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:53,440 'It's reported that ex-EastEnders star Daniella Westbrook's...' 66 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:58,200 Are you not going into work? In a sec. You're late. In a sec. 67 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,799 What happened to your face? Slipped on the step last night. 68 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,799 69 00:11:02,799 --> 00:11:06,159 Serves him right for having too much beer. 70 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:08,679 OK, I'll see you tonight. 71 00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:18,279 Nick, listen... 72 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:20,399 Lads. 73 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:28,759 Great(!) ..Later. 74 00:11:56,639 --> 00:12:00,320 What were you lot drinking last night? 75 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,840 Bunch of birds beat you up? 76 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:09,320 Sounds like a treat. Sorry I missed it. 77 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:09,320 PAGER BEEPS 78 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,799 Shit! 79 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:29,440 He's not dead. They've found a knife in a waste bin in Market Street. 80 00:12:30,799 --> 00:12:33,320 All right. Who did it? 81 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,639 Well, one of us must have. 82 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:43,000 I couldn't get near him. We was ALL in there. 83 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:49,440 I think you're barking up the wrong tree. It just happened. Knifed three times and it "just happened"?! 84 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:54,720 So who was it? One of his own lot? Why not? Feasible - the speed it went down. 85 00:12:54,720 --> 00:13:01,200 That little guy was off his face. That big bloke in the leather, he was the type to be tooled up. 86 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:07,639 He was straight in there, reaching into his pocket. Nah, he was tucked into me. 87 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:09,960 After that. 88 00:13:13,039 --> 00:13:18,080 Nick, there's somebody in the office to see you. Who? A visitor. 89 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:23,480 - Who? - Your girlfriend. Your mum's not well. ..I was trying to be discreet. 90 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:47,360 Who went through Market Street? What you asking ME for? You grabbed a taxi on Blackfriars. 91 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:52,120 So? So how'd you get to Blackfriars without going down Market Street? 92 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,279 You're getting on me tits. It wasn't me. 93 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:03,720 Corporation Street. Down the back of Arena, back up to Blackfriars. OK? 94 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:09,320 Where were you? If they found it in Market Street, it has to be one of us. 95 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,000 His mates stayed with him. I saw 'em. So? 96 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,679 Who said, "Split up"? What? Who said, "Split up," first? 97 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:20,919 Barney. I've seen him kick off before. 98 00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:26,919 What's it matter? He's the only one that I know who'd carry a knife. 99 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,799 HORN BEEPS 100 00:14:34,799 --> 00:14:38,960 Barney. It's OK, I'm on the bus. Get in. I'll detour. 101 00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:47,600 '..Wearing a Fred Perry polo shirt with black trousers and black shoes. 102 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:53,879 'The fourth man was stocky with receding hair, wearing black trousers with white socks...' 103 00:14:53,879 --> 00:14:57,000 Jesus! Calm down. That's half of Manchester. 104 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:03,480 '..A Swiss army knife confirmed to be the weapon...' That bouncer could pick me out. Shhh! 105 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,519 '..Police are anxious to trace witnesses. 106 00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:10,639 'Detective Inspector Stuart Fielding had this to say. 107 00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:16,679 'This father of two is fighting for his life because there's a growing culture 108 00:15:16,679 --> 00:15:20,399 'for young men to carry weapons, especially knives. 109 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:27,120 'Police have issued a freephone number to the incident room. It's...' 110 00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:27,120 SWITCHES RADIO OFF 111 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 If you did it, I wanna know. 112 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:39,320 Me? ..Cheers, Kev. Everybody knows where everybody else went. You buggered off on your own. 113 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:44,159 We ALL buggered off on our own. You went to Market Street. No, I didn't. 114 00:15:44,159 --> 00:15:49,320 Barney, this is serious shit. The more we know, the more we know what to say. 115 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,080 Again, cheers, Kev. Come here. 116 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:58,279 Piss off, Leach! Why do you always think people have got to answer to you?! 117 00:15:58,279 --> 00:16:04,440 You're just a gobshite, and you started all this. Nobody knows where anybody went! 118 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:10,799 Did you see Kev get a taxi? No, I went with... Did Nick see Kev get a taxi? No, because... 119 00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:15,440 So bollocks! Great gig, Kev! Get everybody accusing everybody else! 120 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,200 Has he blamed you? No. 121 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:09,279 What're you doing? I'm trying to get this started, and the bloody... What's in there? It's just me stuff! 122 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:13,400 Nick, you can't run a whole cycle for that much. There's... 123 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,400 Just tell me what to press! ..What have I done? 124 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:23,039 Have you put powder in? No. 125 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:31,400 I'm making a coffee. Do you want one? OK. 126 00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:44,240 RINGING TONE 127 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:51,279 Manchester Royal Infirmary. Can I have Intensive Care, please? Do you know which Intensive Care? No. 128 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:57,640 I'm making enquiries about Michael Bradbury. He was brought in last night. I'll just check. 129 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,680 Oi! Watch the turds. 130 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,839 Watch the turds! 131 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:13,200 Hello? Oh, hiya. I'm just making enquiries about Michael Bradbury. 132 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,400 He came in last night. Are you a relative? 133 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:22,240 No, I'm...just a mate. Is he OK? 134 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:28,720 Sorry, I can only give information to relatives. If you leave your number, they could call you. 135 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,400 Er, no, you're all right. 136 00:18:35,839 --> 00:18:42,440 Come on, bedtime. Let's see if Mum's back yet. If she's not, can we stay up? We'll see. 137 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,359 Dad, watch me! 138 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,920 Why didn't you tell ME? 139 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,920 Nothing to tell. 140 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,519 You told Martin! 141 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,519 He just wanted to know about work. 142 00:18:53,519 --> 00:19:00,119 If Mack got to find out...if you were to end up with a conviction, he won't stand by you. 143 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:04,319 That bastard started it, not us. He's got kids! 144 00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:08,960 I didn't do it! ..I'll be an hour. Kev! 145 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,160 Hiya, Kev. Is it Kev or Nick? Kev. 146 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:19,400 Sorry, I get you lot mixed up. Barney's the same... Is he in? Yeah. 147 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:26,240 Straighten that off. Try it again. DOOR CLOSES ..Hiya. 148 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,759 Barney? 149 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:34,400 Come on, kids. 150 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:42,480 I just said, IF you had. I know, Kev. But it's always you. 151 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:49,519 Rest of us are going, "What if none of us did it?" Kev's going, "It's you." I haven't accused anybody. 152 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:54,480 Kev the spokesman(!) Well, you're not. 153 00:19:49,519 --> 00:19:54,480 DOORBELL RINGS 154 00:19:54,480 --> 00:20:01,240 Maybe it WAS one of his own mob. I don't care. Then let's go to the police. Witnesses saw what happened. 155 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:06,880 Not enough or they wouldn't be appealing. Barney, come here. Stick some milk in. 156 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:12,519 MAN'S VOICE 157 00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:12,519 Barnaby Watson? Yeah. 158 00:20:12,519 --> 00:20:17,599 You have a Vodafone number 07850 955 897. I've lost it. 159 00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:22,599 When did you lose it? Yesterday. Day before. I can't remember. Why? 160 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:25,759 Did you ring the MRI? No. What for? 161 00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:29,799 Can we come in, please? No. What's this about? 162 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:34,279 I think we'd better discuss this at the police station. 163 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:46,920 Get your hands off me. Barney! Take the kids inside! He's done nothing wrong! 164 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,799 It's OK! Just get the kids inside! 165 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:24,000 No, now. Come round now. ..I don't want to talk about it, Mum. Just get here, all right? 166 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:30,160 I don't know what you're talking about. You made the call, Barney. No, I didn't. 167 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,720 So whose voice is this, Barney? 168 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:40,359 'Hello? Oh, hiya. I'm just making enquiries about Michael Bradbury. 169 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:46,160 'He came in last night. Are you a relative? 170 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:52,720 'No, I'm...just a mate. Is he OK? I'm sorry...' 171 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,480 Need to hear it again? 172 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,680 So where are your mates? Three mates. 173 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,240 Or is it just you? 174 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,119 You started a riot all by yourself? 175 00:22:13,079 --> 00:22:17,119 You won't object to an ID parade, then? 176 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:22,240 KNOCK ON DOOR 177 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:22,240 His wife's here, sir, with a solicitor. 178 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:39,920 Did they see you? No, I legged it. What if they saw you? They didn't. 179 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,599 I don't even know if that's what he got arrested for. What else?! 180 00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:52,359 What else would he be arrested for? He coulda nicked that mobile phone. Four coppers for a mobile phone? 181 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,079 KNOCK ON DOOR 182 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:59,119 We're not in. I'm parked out front. So am I. 183 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,640 Open it. I know there's somebody in there. 184 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,640 We coulda nipped to the pub. 185 00:23:24,039 --> 00:23:26,519 Great mate you are. 186 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:30,880 Do you want a beer, Lynne? No. Barney didn't do it. 187 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,160 There were loads of stuff going on... 188 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:39,000 I'm telling you Barney didn't do it. You know why they think it was him? 189 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,039 He phoned the hospital to see how the bloke was. 190 00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:47,480 Who else has done that? ..Have you? 191 00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:56,759 You?! ..Barney's got an assault on file. Sixteen-year-old, on the picket line at Clow Bridge. 192 00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:03,359 He didn't do it, but he got three months. They love him down there(!) 193 00:23:56,759 --> 00:24:03,359 None of us should be down there. 194 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:09,720 Well, go and tell 'em! The kids are going out their minds cos they saw him being dragged off! 195 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,480 Get off me! 196 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:24,680 We was all involved in that fight. They could arrest us for that alone. But we didn't do anything wrong. 197 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:29,640 You bloody have! You're all standing here letting Barney carry it! 198 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,160 Oh, great mates(!) 199 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:58,640 Here we go. 200 00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:36,720 Ade, if you don't pay for the bowling trip, you're not coming. 201 00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:40,440 Nobody thinks I mean it. 202 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,079 What the hell's happened to the loading? Ade! Get it finished. No. 203 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:19,559 Now! No. ..Kev! 204 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:25,440 Give us five minutes. We haven't got five minutes! 205 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:25,440 BELL RINGS 206 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:30,440 Barney's grassed us up! Police are outside with a bloody camera! 207 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:36,720 They know we work here! It was Lynne, probably. They've got a witness that can pick us out! 208 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,440 I'm just gonna walk out. They'll have you. They will anyway. 209 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,920 What about nipping out the back...? There's another car out back. 210 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,160 I can't stand any more of this shit! 211 00:27:56,279 --> 00:28:01,559 Come on. No. Kev's right. It's just gonna get worse. No! 212 00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,240 Nick! 213 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,839 None of these? No. 214 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:32,480 Meg, it's me. I might not get home, so you'll have to sort me mum out. 215 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,240 Nick... Because I might have been arrested. 216 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:41,240 I haven't done anything wrong, but ring a solicitor. Nick! Listen! 217 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,759 Try the Yellow Pages. S for Solicitor... Nick, listen to me! 218 00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:49,519 ..L for Legal, whatever. They'll get me! 219 00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:56,640 They'll get me. You what? 220 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,640 You twat! I didn't mean to! 221 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,480 What was you doing with a knife?! You knifed him! 222 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,279 He had his hand on me throat! I couldn't breathe! I couldn't see! 223 00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:16,000 Outside now. No. Now. NO! 224 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:28,079 Which one? Just hold it! 225 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:54,599 Don't let him get me! 226 00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:09,279 I'm his brother. ..Where they taking you? I don't know. I'll follow you. 227 00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:11,160 Him? No. 228 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,359 I'm not going. I'm not going! I'm not going! 229 00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:33,119 You're on your own, Ade, you fat bastard! 230 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,039 Is he one of them? Him. It's definitely him! 231 00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:56,759 Ade did it. 232 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,400 OK, where's the other one? 233 00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:07,279 There were four of you. 234 00:31:07,279 --> 00:31:11,200 We'll keep coming back till we find him. 235 00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:21,680 Three. The other bloke wasn't with us. He was just in the taxi queue. 236 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,200 So you're not denying you were in the fight? 237 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,720 He was just standing in the queue. He called out. He knew one of you. 238 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:15,160 He tried calming everybody down. "Hang on, lads." Something like that. 239 00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:28,559 You know we were in the fight. You were looking for trouble. Not one of us was pissed. We'd no money left. 240 00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:35,799 We were going home. Your mate says you were heading for a club. We talked about a club. We always do. 241 00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:40,519 Look, me mum's not well. Diddums. 242 00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:46,559 Dying. My girlfriend can't put her to bed cos she's too heavy. Not my problem. 243 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:54,359 How well do you get on with your mates? I want to ring me kids. Kevin Leach and Nick Anderson. 244 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,240 Neither of 'em seems so sure of you. 245 00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:06,839 You've got the knife. Oh, yeah. 246 00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:10,000 And you've got my jacket. 247 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,599 So you've got blood samples that won't match. You've got fingerprints that won't match the knife. 248 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:20,440 So what are you supposed to be holding me for? 249 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:25,000 Are you shagging him or what? YOU'RE meant to be saying all this. 250 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,720 I wasn't making accusations. Yeah, you were. 251 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:34,920 I'm just saying Nick's got more sense than to carry a knife, let alone use one. And Kev hasn't? 252 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,680 Who are you? I'm his wife. 253 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,960 We thought they were keeping you in. 254 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:50,119 Has anybody else come through? I don't know. What've they charged you with? Affray. 255 00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:55,119 Get us back to work. I need to pick the van up. I'm taking you home! 256 00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:59,759 Where're you off to? It's my business. Ungrateful little shite! 257 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,279 Sorry, love. 258 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:13,400 Hello. I'm Maria Kerrigan. Detective Inspector Fielding said to find him here. I'm a witness. 259 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:16,119 I'm a bit later than I said I'd be. 260 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:23,280 He's not in. He's never out. Now, or we'll kick it in! 261 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:46,760 I couldn't breathe! What would you do?! Barney's stuck in there because of you. 262 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,519 They've got the wrong man. Yeah! 263 00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:57,239 They can't charge him! His prints won't match! Barney's safe. Safe?! They can't connect him with... 264 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:03,599 The knife? Yes! YOUR knife?! Yes! What the fuck was you doing with a knife? I don't know! 265 00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:10,760 Barney's in there rotting and you... Two days! Don't make it sound like Midnight Run! Midnight...? 266 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:17,679 Where's the harm if he's released? You watched me accuse him! No! You did that yourself, Kev. 267 00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:25,360 Barney's right. You shoot off at the mouth and you've always got to be right. YOU kicked that fight off! 268 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:30,519 Ade. We could have just walked away from it! We could have walked away! 269 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:38,039 Listen, you're coming with me. No, Kev. It was self-defence... Please! ..that we can get witnesses to. 270 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:42,639 Listen... On your feet, out the door. Listen! If we stay here... 271 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:45,679 No, you're coming with me. Just listen. 272 00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:49,920 Let go of the chair! You're coming wi' me! Now! 273 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,360 Get up! What are you doing?! How long have you known me?! 274 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,199 I'll smack you! I swear to God! Come on! 275 00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,519 Come on, Ade! 276 00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:04,960 Let go of this chair, you selfish bastard! 277 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,639 PHONE RINGS 278 00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:11,960 It's Barney! ..Barney, where are you? 279 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,320 Kev? No, it's Nick. 280 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,159 Is Kev all right? He's here. Where are you? Out. Charged with affray. 281 00:36:19,159 --> 00:36:21,760 That woman turned up as a witness. 282 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,480 What woman? You won't say anything... 283 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,519 From the taxi rank. Say that again. 284 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,519 Say again. The woman at the taxi rank. 285 00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:41,280 There wasn't much she could tell 'em - apart from we weren't pissed. 286 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:46,480 What's going on? Nick! Nick! Don't tell him! Please, don't tell him! 287 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,199 Who's that? It's Ade. 288 00:36:49,199 --> 00:36:52,840 Tell who? ..Me? 289 00:37:19,079 --> 00:37:21,719 All right, mate. 290 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,440 All right, Barney? 291 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:32,840 Where is he? Barney, I don't think he meant to shaft you. 292 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:39,440 How do you know? I'm just saying... If you'd seen him half an hour ago, you wouldn't want to kick him. 293 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:45,880 Assuming I do. Kev's version. Again. I'm not saying what he did was... I'm not asking you to. 294 00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:05,559 KNOCK ON DOOR 295 00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:05,559 Ade. It's Barney. 296 00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:09,159 Come and talk to me. 297 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,039 I'm sorry, Barney. 298 00:39:14,039 --> 00:39:16,960 Will you come and talk to me? 299 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,440 I'll just wash me face. OK. 300 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,400 Ade. I'm coming. Are you a Stan Lee fan? 301 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,440 What? Stan Lee. Marvel Comics. 302 00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:48,280 Yeah. I'm not. 303 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,800 Our Pete is, though. 304 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:56,400 Used to drag us round all the anorak shops, looking for limited editions. 305 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,000 He once spent eighty quid on one comic. 306 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,599 Which one? 307 00:40:04,599 --> 00:40:07,199 Can't remember. 308 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:12,559 I should do, cos half the money was mine and he nicked it from... 309 00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:15,400 Fantastic Four! 310 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,639 Right. 311 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,639 How you feeling? 312 00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:35,800 We're looking for grub, Ade. There's nowhere open now. 313 00:41:53,639 --> 00:42:00,239 I knew it was you. ..Once I'd thought it through. 314 00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,360 I, er... 315 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,920 You're gonna laugh. March... 316 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,280 end of March... 317 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,719 technically, April first, I got mugged. 318 00:42:16,199 --> 00:42:23,239 I owed Joel Bailey a tenner and he kept asking me for it. I couldn't go into work the next day without it. 319 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:28,519 It was nearly midnight. So I went up to Tesco's. There's a machine there. 320 00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:31,960 As I was going, they came out of nowhere. 321 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:36,400 Bloody midnight, they came out of nowhere. And they were just... 322 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,840 One of 'em had a knife. I'm saying, "Hey, what you doing?" 323 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:47,880 So I gave 'em the money, but they wanted the card as well. I said, "It won't work. That's me daily limit." 324 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:52,239 But they made me try it. It didn't work. I told 'em that. 325 00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:58,840 So then the big lad just hoofs me in the balls and walks away. We coulda found 'em. Yeah, sure. 326 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:04,719 There's only one estate round Tesco's... They were kids! And I mean kids! 327 00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:08,239 They had a knife! And they scared me to death! 328 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:16,199 Now I can't walk anywhere and I've got to get a car and I hate cars! I'm not going to prison cos of them. 329 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,840 What's your best advice on that one, Kev? 330 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,840 Can anybody tell me why we went out Tuesday night? 331 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,440 No-one here caused that fight. Forget the fight. 332 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:51,320 Now, why were we all out, together? It was your idea. 333 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:56,599 Did I want a drink out? It's cheaper from the offy. 334 00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:59,280 Did I want to spend hours in pubs, 335 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:05,719 talking to birds I'm never gonna screw because I'm happy at home? Don't think so. 336 00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:09,760 That's your age showing. No. Yours. 337 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,119 Are you having a go at me now? 338 00:44:19,159 --> 00:44:23,480 How come we only ever go out weekdays? Never weekends. 339 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:29,800 We can never get pissed cos we've got work, so what's the point? If you've got one, make it. 340 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:34,719 He gets mugged and he can't tell anybody about it. 341 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,679 How twisted's that? How's that mates? 342 00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:42,920 We've never seen mates. We work together, that's all. 343 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:50,599 I don't know why I expect anything else... I thought a night on the piss'd do no harm. In with the lads. 344 00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:54,920 What were you gonna do if they'd charged me with it? 345 00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,400 I don't know. Keep your mouth shut whilst he blamed other people? 346 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,559 They couldn't have charged you. Why not? You're wrong bloke. 347 00:45:04,559 --> 00:45:08,639 I was the wrong bloke last time! I still ended up inside. 348 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:12,880 Now, I was crapping myself down there today! 349 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,559 You left me down there crapping myself! 350 00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:22,039 Barney, just have a drink. 351 00:45:22,039 --> 00:45:27,719 We need to agree what we're all gonna say. Why? He's had it. 352 00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,280 They'll find him. 353 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:42,760 We don't have to lie. Just say exactly what happened. 354 00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:51,239 Look, the witnesses they've got are saying the right stuff. 355 00:45:56,519 --> 00:46:01,239 If they have to come and find you, you won't have a leg to stand on. 356 00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:40,360 What've you done? 357 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,000 No! Give it here! 358 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,199 Barney! 359 00:46:45,199 --> 00:46:49,239 SHOUTING 360 00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,400 We've gotta make him be sick. 361 00:47:26,199 --> 00:47:31,000 Just keep walking. I want to go to bed. You're not going to bed. 362 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,800 We should stick him in an ambulance. 363 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:40,000 And let him talk himself into the nick? How do we know he's cleaned out? You joking? It's all over me! 364 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:46,480 Half of 'em were antibiotics. And Mogadons. So he'll sleep for a week and wake up with no clap. 365 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:53,800 If he only took the first lot at 11, they can't have been digested. I want to go to sleep. No! 366 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,840 I'm gonna throw! 367 00:48:03,079 --> 00:48:05,239 What're you doing? 368 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:13,199 It's our fault, mate. It's his birthday. A few too many doubles. 369 00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:20,199 OK. Just take him home. You take him. He weighs a ton. 370 00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:24,719 You take him home, all right? All right, mate. 371 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:32,320 Bloody hate that. I've not thrown up up since I was five. It's disgusting. 372 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:47,760 In your dreams! That's not a hard on. There's more action in Bob The Builder. 373 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:55,320 She'd rather go shopping. If he's not gay, I'm a Zulu. He's done it for the money to get his streaks done. 374 00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:02,199 What's she panting for? Her mouth's not even moving. I'd love to do a voice-over for one of these. 375 00:49:02,199 --> 00:49:05,039 Did you get this off Alec? ..Oi! 376 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,880 Oi! Did you get this off Alec? Mm. 377 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,079 How much? 378 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,880 How much for? 379 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,679 Twenty. 380 00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:29,519 Alec creases me. D'you know how much he pays for these? 381 00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:36,800 He gets 'em off Bezzy, fiver apiece. They're about tenth generation copies. Twenty quid! Suckers! 382 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:41,360 Hey, did you see that steam room one? What's that? 383 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,480 Yeah. Not one of 'em could string a sentence together. They was rough. 384 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:51,239 You can hear this director saying, "Look at him." So she looks at him. 385 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:58,280 He's like, "Smile at the size of his cock." So she smiles at the size of his cock. They're a joke... 386 00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,360 SPEECH FADES 387 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,000 No milk. 388 00:50:57,079 --> 00:51:01,119 Watch it, it's boiling. You'll have to sit up. 389 00:51:07,679 --> 00:51:10,440 Who's running the country? 390 00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,239 Margaret Thatcher. Hey, she probably is! 391 00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:27,039 I best get to work. Ring in sick. 392 00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:31,440 We can't all ring in sick. I've had too much time off with me mum. 393 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:38,559 You ring in sick. I'll go in late. ..You can leave early, 394 00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:43,960 say it's your mum, take over from Kev, keep an eye on him. Yeah. OK. 395 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:48,159 And you'd best see your doctor. Get yourself a sick note. 396 00:51:48,159 --> 00:51:53,559 You're gonna need a week cos they'll be keeping an eye out for you. 397 00:51:53,559 --> 00:51:59,239 You should grow some hair, dye your beard. Come back like Salman Rushdie. 398 00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:03,679 That'll get 'em off the scent. ..Right, see you later. 399 00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:01,960 Thanks for coming back. I just wanted to go over your witness statement. No problem. 400 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,480 So, can we start with his appearance? 401 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,920 As far as I can remember about...5'8". 402 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:15,800 Dumpy. Very short hair. Did he talk to the three lads standing near you? 403 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:21,000 He talked to all of 'em. "Come on, you're scaring people." 404 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,840 So he wasn't really with them? Don't think so. 405 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:31,880 No, they were further back. He looked...well, more like a family man to be honest. 406 00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,079 Right. ..Thank you. 407 00:53:52,599 --> 00:54:00,000 How you doin', Ade? Was it a virus? If it had been a virus, he'd have lost weight. Freda! ..No offence. 408 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,159 MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out" by Baha Men 409 00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:12,360 # Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who 410 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,840 # Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who 411 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,880 # Who let the dogs out? 412 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:23,800 # Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who 413 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,440 # Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who 414 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:32,119 # Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who 415 00:54:32,119 --> 00:54:37,159 # Who, who, who, who? Who let the dogs out... # 416 00:54:37,159 --> 00:54:40,719 Hey, scare yourselves. Try acting normal. 417 00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,320 Have you and Mack slept together? 418 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:54,079 Don't sit round drinking coffee. 419 00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:59,559 You got a problem with me drinking coffee in Trudy's office, Mack? 420 00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:04,280 Who does he think he is? 421 00:54:59,559 --> 00:55:04,280 He's only just found out about us. 422 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:12,159 Me and Trudy also have an announcement, and it's a big one. 423 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:18,599 I once...once turned you down, 424 00:55:18,599 --> 00:55:20,800 and I wish I hadn't. 425 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:26,840 What do you want me to say?! 426 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:26,840 Do you love me or not?! 427 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:26,840 Don't make this worse for me! 428 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:11,400 Subtitles by Mary Easton BBC Scotland - 2001 429 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,119 E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk