1 00:00:53,520 --> 00:01:00,920 This Calibrand order - I want everybody on overtime, so we can get it out tonight. Any problems? Good. 2 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:07,719 I can't stay, Mack. I've gotta get back for the kids. Won't somebody look after 'em for you? Like who? 3 00:01:07,799 --> 00:01:15,599 Mack... No, you're all right, Julie. I've got you down. No. I can't do it, either. You what? Sorry. 4 00:01:15,599 --> 00:01:20,159 It's time-and-a-half! It's not the money. I've just got to get off. 5 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:29,439 It's not like you to turn down overtime. What did I tell you Monday? Oh, is it today? 6 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:35,719 I'm meeting him at the airport. How you getting there? Train. Want a lift? To the airport?! Station. 7 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:09,680 Rob! 8 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,800 Robert! 9 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,680 Come here! 10 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,840 I don't blame him if he did, either! 11 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,960 Hey, how was your flight? Long. Thank God for first class. 12 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:29,960 When I used to travel economy, what the hell did I do with my legs? 13 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,479 Right, where you parked? Here. 14 00:02:32,479 --> 00:02:39,319 Jesus, don't say you still can't drive? Mum said you were learning. I gave up. Too many nutters about. 15 00:02:39,319 --> 00:02:46,360 Worst public transport system in Europe and you still can't drive? Right, cab it is, then. 16 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:50,719 Back in the country ten minutes and already I'm in a queue! 17 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,599 Eddie! 18 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,599 Hi, Dad. 19 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,759 Where's he gone for it? Bordeaux? 20 00:03:06,759 --> 00:03:13,800 He'll be buggering about. He's converted downstairs into a "wine cellar". Thinks he's Loyd Grossman! 21 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:19,280 Here we are. Chateau Greginoin, one of the best wines you will ever taste. 22 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:25,560 He says that, then you try it and it might as well be £3.99 plonk from Spar. 23 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,479 Only to the unsophisticated palate. 24 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:33,000 A toast - to the homecoming of our first-born. 25 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,240 It's good to see you again, son. 26 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,240 Rob. Rob. Cheers. 27 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:47,360 Things haven't changed. They haven't, not for me, anyway. Since handover, what's happened? > 28 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:54,759 Scaremongering. The press went on and on about how China was gonna assert its personality on Hong Kong 29 00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:59,520 now it was free of all that imperial oppression. It's bullshit. 30 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,240 If anything, it's made things easier for us. 31 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,800 It's got rid of all the uncertainty about what '97 was gonna bring. 32 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,919 What about this downturn they talk about? 33 00:04:09,919 --> 00:04:14,639 Hasn't come. Or, let's put it this way, if it has, I ain't seen it. 34 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:21,680 Still earning a few bob, then? Can't complain. Bloody right you can't, size of that house you're living in! 35 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:28,040 Must admit, had me reservations, but seems to have worked out a treat. 36 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,560 Best move I ever made. 37 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,480 I can't believe you're still here. Why haven't you got your own place? 38 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,439 Dunno. Just never got round to it. 39 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:49,360 You should get out, you know. 40 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:53,439 Hey, if it's the house you're worried about... 41 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:55,560 when they croak, it's yours. 42 00:04:55,560 --> 00:05:02,920 Rob! What happens when you bring someone back? They turn Frank Sinatra up and pretend nothing's happening? 43 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:06,360 It's not something we have much bother with. 44 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:12,240 You think I'm sad, don't you? No. 45 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:17,040 This do they're having, right, Ruby wedding... 46 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,600 40 years, Julie. 47 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:25,199 I mean, maybe it's time they had the place to themselves again. 48 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:33,079 Has anyone seen me purse? 49 00:05:33,079 --> 00:05:37,360 Has anyone seen me purse?! Behind the clock. What's it doing there? 50 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,000 Right, I'm off. See you later. Oh, Julie... What? 51 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,519 Rob, I'm gonna be late! 52 00:05:44,519 --> 00:05:47,079 D'you fancy a lift? A lift. What in? 53 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,279 When did you get that? Rented last night. Delivered this morning. 54 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:11,839 Good old Mackintosh. You don't have to say it like that. Like what? With that face. What face? That face! 55 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:20,160 I'm surprised this place hasn't gone bust. Bet most retailers could get this stuff made miles cheaper abroad. 56 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:26,600 UK manufacturing! I mean, look at it! It's like something out of Dickens. Rob! What? Shut it! 57 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,040 See you. See you. 58 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:43,680 Julie O'Neill to the office, please. Julie O'Neill to the office. 59 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,639 KNOCK AT DOOR 60 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:50,639 Come in! 61 00:06:52,399 --> 00:06:58,800 Julie, this is Vicky Sullivan. She'll be replacing Anne... Thingymajig who's off having twins. 62 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:07,120 She'll be doing the same runs as you, so show her the ropes and make sure she knows her way around. OK? 63 00:07:08,879 --> 00:07:15,399 Have you done much of this before? Three years at Ashton Brothers. Mail order, mainly bedding. Really? 64 00:07:15,399 --> 00:07:22,000 You'll be able to do this standing on your head! Do you smoke? Yeah, the odd one. Why? 65 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:29,399 It's Moss Side/Fallowfield border... My sister's lived there for years. 66 00:07:29,399 --> 00:07:33,879 She says if you keep yourself to yourself, you're all right. Hope so! 67 00:07:33,879 --> 00:07:37,319 It's all I can afford. Where are you? 68 00:07:37,319 --> 00:07:41,560 Cheadle. Cheadle! Blimey. You had a win on the pools or summat? 69 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:47,840 Oh, it's me mum's place. Well, me mum and dad. Me dad's a policeman, so they're all right for money. 70 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:50,360 I'm just staying there for a bit. 71 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,879 Lazy buggers! Get some work done! 72 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:57,399 She can talk! All she does is sit on her arse all day. 73 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:27,720 And as long as you've got money, the quality of life's unbeatable. Great house, friends, social life. Amazing. 74 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:35,000 How're the girls taking to it? Ducks to water. Here. They made me this, so I don't miss them while I'm away. 75 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:41,679 I can't believe how much they've grown! 76 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:48,159 That video you sent last Christmas, they were still like babies. Now, they're proper little girls. 77 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:52,399 Rhiannon doesn't half look like her mum! 78 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:57,000 Yeah. Katie's got more of our side. Oh, they're beautiful, Rob. 79 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:04,360 They love it out there. They'll grow up with two languages and a whole different perspective on life. 80 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:11,200 None of this parochial crap that we had pumped into us. They'll get education, experience, adventure. 81 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,039 Couldn't hope to offer them that back here. 82 00:09:15,039 --> 00:09:17,600 Camera shy. 83 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,200 How is she? Great, yeah. Really great. 84 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:23,639 She sends her love. 85 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,440 Different world. 86 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,879 Same again? Yeah. 87 00:09:36,879 --> 00:09:41,919 When you stuck one on him...! He were asking for it, though, weren't he? 88 00:09:41,919 --> 00:09:46,960 Cocky little get! He kept touching me arse during metalwork! 89 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:54,000 It were funny at first, then he did it once too often, so I turned around and smacked him. 90 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:00,039 He had a shiner for a week and everyone knew he'd been battered by a girl. 91 00:10:00,039 --> 00:10:05,679 He never did it again, though. Matthew Ravenscroft, where are you now? 92 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:10,080 Probably making some other poor woman's life a misery. 93 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,159 What? 94 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:16,639 I do miss you, you know. 95 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:21,399 That's the worst thing about being over there. 96 00:10:21,399 --> 00:10:23,600 I never see you. 97 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,360 Pissed. 98 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:53,080 Oh, look! Me chauffeur's arrived. I'll see you later. Right, see you. 99 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:57,519 Is that her boyfriend? Brother. She's not got a boyfriend. 100 00:10:57,519 --> 00:11:00,440 See you. Yeah, see you tomorrow. 101 00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:10,000 What YOU doing here? 102 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,559 Taking you for dinner. Oh. 103 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:20,200 Two steamed Har Kau, two Sui Mai, and we'll try one of your sliced chicken in Sichuan sauce, 104 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:26,240 fried chicken Kung Po and a side portion of fried rice. 105 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,360 Thank you, sir. 106 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,360 Um goy. 107 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:35,639 Let's see if this lives up to the real thing. Are you not sick of this? I was gonna suggest Harry Ramsden's! 108 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,919 There's a saying in China - "Jo une ting ging c joy heung sow," 109 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:47,200 which loosely translated means "business before pleasure." 110 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,919 There's something I want to put to you - a proposal, offer. 111 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:54,320 Oh, Rob. No, hear me out. 112 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,279 Are you happy, Julie? 113 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:00,600 Yeah. 114 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,279 Well, I mean, what's "happy"? 115 00:12:08,399 --> 00:12:15,759 Company I work for, right, Hoopers, they're crying out for people, British people. Women, in particular. 116 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:20,279 Wealthy businessmen are desperate to find mentors for their kids, 117 00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:24,480 someone who can bridge the culture gap, teach them about the West. 118 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:28,399 Someone who can paint over the cracks. 119 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:33,039 Are you serious? Well, you love kids, you're brilliant with them. 120 00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:38,879 I'm not a teacher, though. Mentor. You only have to teach them things you already know. 121 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:46,000 Come over, Julie. You'll earn more in a year than you would in ten at Mackintosh. 122 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:51,720 Think about it. New life, Julie. And you wouldn't have to do a thing. 123 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:57,759 Word in the right ear, Hoopers'll sort everything - house, flight, visa. Just like that? 124 00:12:57,759 --> 00:13:03,639 Business centre of the world. If you want something, you get it. So, yes, like that. 125 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:06,159 Please, say you'll come. 126 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:19,480 You've thought of everything. Give me three good reasons to stay in Manchester. Job, friends, family. 127 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,679 Job - big deal, you'll have a better job. 128 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:26,320 Friends - big deal, you'll make new friends. 129 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,039 Family... 130 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:30,080 I'm family. 131 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,279 How can I just leave everything? My life's here. 132 00:13:35,279 --> 00:13:37,399 You haven't got a life. 133 00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:45,080 Look, Julie, you can do whatever you want. 134 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:49,519 No husband, no kids... The chance to start again. 135 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:53,320 There's only one person stopping you, Julie - you. 136 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,399 What are you leaving? 137 00:13:57,399 --> 00:14:01,200 What have you got here that's worth staying for? 138 00:14:49,759 --> 00:14:53,320 Guess who's 40. What? 40 today, guess who? 139 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,759 Not Jackie O'Farrell? No. Oh, I give up. 140 00:14:57,759 --> 00:15:04,679 He's short, fat and bald. Ade! I only found out cos his dad rang up. What shall we do? 141 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:19,000 Julie, do it now. Has he sat down? 142 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:21,879 Yeah, go on. Do it now. 143 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:28,159 Can I have your attention for a second, please? I've got a very important announcement. 144 00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:32,240 Apparently, congratulations are in order because today... 145 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,720 is Ade Cameron's 40th birthday! 146 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,960 CHEERING 147 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,519 Fellas...I'm not 40. 148 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:46,840 Happy birthday, Ade. Drinks after work down the Fiddler's Arms. Ade's buying! 149 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,279 # Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? 150 00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:54,360 # You, fat bastard, you, fat bastard You ate all the pies! # 151 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,440 I'm not 40! 152 00:16:13,159 --> 00:16:15,480 Ready, set... 153 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,840 Wait for it. Go! 154 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,399 ONLOOKERS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT 155 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:24,519 They're like animals, aren't they? 156 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:45,240 I knew Kev'd do it. Gay boy! Gay boy! 157 00:16:56,159 --> 00:17:00,200 Rounders - under-15s team captain three years running, 158 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:06,319 netball - England under-21 trials. Wow! I even had a bit of a thing for football at one stage. 159 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:10,519 Tagged along with my brother and moaned till his mates let me play. 160 00:17:10,519 --> 00:17:17,359 I were dead sporty when I was young. Then I discovered fags and it all went pear-shaped. Do you do much? 161 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:23,880 Oh, gym twice a week, step class if I can be bothered. Used to play a lot of badminton. Really? 162 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,400 Joined a club for a bit after my divorce. 163 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:34,640 Nowt fancy, local league, but you played every week, so you were always motivated, not like now. 164 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:40,680 Sometimes when I'm packing me gym kit, I think, "Should I just put kettle on and watch Emmerdale?" 165 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:46,720 But if I don't go me daughter tells me off. She's scared to death of having a fat mum. 166 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,680 D'you have any kids? No. 167 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,200 Yeah. Best way. 168 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,839 Lovely when they're little, but who'd have a teenager? 169 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:05,440 I used to love badminton. I ain't played for ages. No-one to play with. We could always have a game. 170 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:11,880 You'd whack me off the court. Doesn't matter if you're a bit rusty. I've probably seized up! 171 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:16,319 There's a place near me. You can hire courts any night. 172 00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:20,880 Well, if you fancy it. Yeah. All right. 173 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:28,279 But if I collapse halfway through, you'll be the one be giving me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! 174 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,119 I'm just going to the toilet. 175 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,480 # Let me... 176 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,000 # entertain you 177 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,319 # Let me... 178 00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:01,519 # entertain you 179 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:08,559 # Look me up in the Yellow Pages I will be your rock of ages... # 180 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:17,160 Oh, I'm starving! ..Are you for Suzie, mate? 181 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,680 It's me. ..Bye-bye. 182 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:24,359 I ain't got any money, darlin'. I'll give you a snog for every mile. 183 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:26,960 See you! Wouldn't wanna be you! 184 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:31,759 State of her. Make sure she gets home all right. See you Monday! 185 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:37,799 You have this one. You've further to go. We can share it. Oh, no, it's out your way. 186 00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:42,400 It's not far. I don't mind. Well, if you're sure. 187 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:48,440 Hey! Come on, out! All right, all right, keep your knickers on. 188 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:51,240 Take him with you! Take him with you! 189 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,240 Look at his face! Take him with you! 190 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,400 Give him a break. 191 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:58,400 How can you turn him down? 192 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:09,039 Oh, no, you're all right. Don't be daft. You got the last round in. Here, take it, please. 193 00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:15,079 Thanks for inviting me out. They're a good crowd, aren't they? Yeah. I really enjoyed it. 194 00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:19,200 We should do it again sometime. Yeah. Be nice. Yeah. 195 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,240 Night. Night. 196 00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:54,240 Tea, madame. 197 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:58,000 Brilliant. Looks like you had a good night. 198 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,519 Ta. 199 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,440 Listen, have you thought any more about my offer? 200 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,759 Course I have. Hardly thought about anything else. 201 00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:15,079 And...? Cos I need to know. 202 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,039 Rob...not now. 203 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:34,119 It was my idea, but Mum's mate, Kathy, did all the leg work. 204 00:21:35,279 --> 00:21:39,599 You don't think it's naff, do you? No, no, it's brilliant. 205 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:43,920 Him across the road - Range Rover - been putting stuff in our bin again. 206 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:51,920 What do want me to do? Arrest him? You could mention it. Last week, there wasn't room for our rubbish. 207 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,440 Forty years. 208 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,079 DISCUSSION ABOUT RUBBISH CONTINUES 209 00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,319 Julie... 210 00:22:06,839 --> 00:22:09,119 I need an answer. 211 00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:13,359 Please! Say you'll come. 212 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,799 I dunno. 213 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:22,839 It's a big decision. That's what makes it exciting. It's life-changing. 214 00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:27,880 Or do you wanna be stuck here the rest of your life with them two? 215 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,680 Two choices, Julie - stay or go. It's that simple. 216 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:41,519 I love this! Watch this bit, she does a little dance. 217 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:50,200 Like a little Spice Girl! How many times have you watched this? Every week. She knows it off by heart. 218 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:55,119 It's the only chance I get to see my grandkids. Do me a new one. 219 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,640 Little madam. 220 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:02,640 Wonder where that comes from, Rob? Her mother. Well, you were a shocker! 221 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:08,680 Talk about the terrible two's! You had that wooden crocodile Auntie Carol gave you for Christmas. 222 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:14,480 If he didn't get his own way, he hit me with his crocodile. You probably deserved it. 223 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:20,079 Now SHE was the exact opposite. Dead placid, never gave me any bother. 224 00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:25,039 You're more like me, aren't you, love? Laid-back. Obedient. 225 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:27,480 You make me sound like a Labrador. 226 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,279 No, you've just got different temperaments. 227 00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:38,079 Rob's always had that drive, that urgency. But you're happy just to float along. 228 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:41,880 You want different things. 229 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:46,720 He's always been up and off, but...you're more of a homebird. 230 00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,839 KNOCK AT DOOR 231 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:39,119 I'll do it. 232 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,400 I'll come. 233 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,559 Cheers. 234 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,960 To a new life. New life. 235 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,680 Oh! 236 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,400 Hong Kong? 237 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,599 Bloody hell, Julie, you don't do things by halves, do you? 238 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:39,920 It's not cos I'm fed up. I love it here and I'll really miss everyone, but... 239 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,720 it seems too good a chance to miss. 240 00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:49,559 Don't worry, I'm not gonna try and talk you out of it. 241 00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:56,640 Given half the chance, I'd do exactly the same. Go on. You'll have the time of your life. 242 00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:08,880 Come on, the suspense is killing me. Don't tell us you've won the pools. You're not pregnant, are you? No. 243 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,359 I'm leaving. LEAVING?! 244 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:16,119 Have you got another job? Sort of. Well, yeah. 245 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,599 In Hong Kong. 246 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:24,000 Hong Kong? Doing what? Teaching. Well, mentoring Chinese kids. 247 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:30,000 The company my brother works for are looking for people, so I'm going. 248 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,240 They don't speak a word of English. You'll have to learn Mandolin. 249 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,960 Visa, er, no, working visa, please. 250 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,720 Well, if you're 100% it's what you want to do, love. 251 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,279 Don't worry. I'll look after her. 252 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,920 Julie! 253 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,119 Right, date tonight. 254 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:08,160 Six foot two, dark hair, looks like George Clooney. No baby-sitter. Plea-ease! 255 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,599 Oh, OK. You're a life-saver. What time? About half-eight. 256 00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:20,880 Mum says you're going living in Hong Kong. Yeah. Where's that? 257 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:27,240 It's where Hong Kong Phooey's from. Who? Hong Kong Phooey. Number one superguy. 258 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,039 # Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye! # 259 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:34,279 Before your time. 260 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,920 Hiya. Hiya. How was George? 261 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:03,200 Fifty-five and bald. And he stank. He proper stank. He must change his clothes less often than Noddy. 262 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:09,079 I'm making a brew. D'you want one? Yeah, if you stick a whisky in it. 263 00:29:11,599 --> 00:29:14,240 Ryan's dad was great... 264 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,759 ..but I think we met too young. 265 00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:24,400 I think if we met now, we'd be all right. But at the time, we just wanted different things. 266 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:28,000 I wanted him, he wanted his sister's best mate. 267 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:40,960 What about you? Have you got a fella stashed away that you're not telling us about? Not at the minute, no. 268 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,920 I suppose it makes it easier. You've not got anyone to leave behind. 269 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:51,200 Are you scared about going? 270 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Truth? 271 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,680 I'm terrified. 272 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:02,759 Part of me wants to just call the whole thing off, stay exactly as I am. 273 00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:09,799 But there's another part that knows that's why I've never done anything with me life. I'm no good at change. 274 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,920 You're doing the right thing. It'll be brilliant. Would you do it? 275 00:30:18,519 --> 00:30:25,960 Would be a bit hard, taking Ryan out of school, leaving Mum and Dad, and Sam and Jenny, and me mates. 276 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,559 But that's just me. 277 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:35,720 When Rob talks about it, it makes sense. Makes it sound wonderful. 278 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:43,960 Just when I'm on me own, thinking about what it'll actually be like, I just... 279 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,480 It scares the shit out of me. 280 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:51,400 Well, Julie, if it doesn't scare you, it's not worth doing, is it? 281 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:05,440 Julie, house-warming. Well, few drinks round mine, really. If anybody fancies it. 282 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:07,720 Thanks, Vicky. 283 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:13,960 Hey, Freda! Wait up. 284 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:20,759 You'd better be quick. I'm late as it is. You going to Vicky's tonight? Can't. I've got aerobics. 285 00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:22,680 Aerobics?! 286 00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:55,559 Am I early? 287 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,599 There you go. Thanks. 288 00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:08,880 Have you had to do much, or was it like this when you bought it? No, they had this dead gloomy mauve up. 289 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:15,519 I wanted a bit more warmth. It's lovely. Me and me sister, we set a weekend aside and bashed through it. 290 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:22,000 Who did you invite? Just the girls on the machines. Right. 291 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,079 Did they say they were coming? Not for definite, no. Right. 292 00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:39,000 MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND 293 00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:39,000 There I am, 23 years old, stuck in this poxy little flat in Beswick, 294 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:45,519 Tina's not even a year old, and he's out boozing with his mates all the time, night after night. 295 00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:52,480 It wasn't just a few pints. He was getting legless. Don't think he could cope with the responsibility. 296 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:59,079 When I were pregnant, I thought he'd make a great dad, but when she was born, bam! Complete transformation. 297 00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:04,119 Anyway, one morning, he's not there. I thought maybe he hasn't come home. 298 00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:11,240 I go downstairs and he's lying face down on the living-room rug, keks round his ankles, puke everywhere. 299 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:16,079 I thought to myself, "I know where this is going." And that were it. 300 00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:23,160 Went upstairs, grabbed Tina - I didn't think people did this - I just packed my bags. 301 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,759 Bloody hell, Vicky! Do you still see him? Divorced in '79. 302 00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:33,799 Year later, he got done for drink driving. Haven't seen him since. What about Tina? 303 00:33:33,799 --> 00:33:40,960 I told her everything she needed to know. I said, "If you wanna see him, you see him." She never did. 304 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,680 He didn't love her, not in any real way. He'd have kept in touch. 305 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,799 Shall we open another? 306 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,920 Luther Vandross! 307 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,160 Rick Astley. How sad are you? 308 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:10,000 I don't play 'em any more. Soundtrack to The Breakfast Club. It's like being back at school! 309 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:15,440 That's the last time I could afford them. I should've worn me rara skirt! 310 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:22,199 Hey, have you got any Bananarama? I used to love Bananarama. I did. 311 00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:28,239 # Robert de Niro's waiting. Talking Italian. Talking Italian. # 312 00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:34,679 MUSIC CHANGES TO "Brass In Pocket" by the Pretenders 313 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:37,519 Oh, I love this. 314 00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:39,480 So do I. 315 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,239 I'd best get going. Can I phone a cab? 316 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,960 Yeah. Sure you can. 317 00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:10,039 HORN HOOTS 318 00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:22,639 You all right? Lock wouldn't open, thought I was gonna be stuck in there all night. Don't matter. 319 00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:28,239 That bath's quite comfy. Thanks for inviting me over. 320 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,840 Don't know what happened to the others. 321 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,719 Probably just busy. 322 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,920 Yeah. 323 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,320 See you in the morning, then. Yeah. 324 00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:00,320 HORN HOOTS 325 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,960 Taxi...I'd best get going. Sorry. 326 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,639 OK. 327 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,320 Penny for them. 328 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,320 I wouldn't waste your money. 329 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,280 Here. 330 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,000 Thanks, love. Oh, I was wondering... 331 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,039 How many spoonfuls do you put in here? Six. Six. 332 00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:05,840 Just so as I know for... 333 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,280 when you've gone. 334 00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:13,599 The way you do it...is just right. 335 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,519 Make sure you put the milk in first. I will. 336 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:48,000 I spoke to Mr Chang. He reckons you'll be perfect. Says he can't wait to meet you. 337 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,800 He's going to write to the embassy. 338 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:55,440 He'll fax the contract on Monday - two years, with an option to extend. 339 00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,800 That'll speed your visa application up. When they see "Hoopers", rubber stamp, in you come. 340 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,960 Did he mention the accommodation? 341 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:12,400 That'll be easier to sort out when you're over there. Meanwhile, you can stop at mine. 342 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:17,159 Have you asked Amanda? Hmm? Have you asked Amanda? 343 00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:20,719 I think some mad woman's heading our way. 344 00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:27,760 What you doing here? Julie, you've got to help me. ..Hi. Suzie. Rob. What's up? Date from hell. 345 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:34,960 Again? Worse than George. This fella can bore for England. He's talked about the internet for 45 minutes! 346 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,119 You've gotta save me. He's looking for you. No. 347 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:46,519 He looks all right. Not close up. ..What's he doing? 348 00:38:46,519 --> 00:38:51,320 He's turned back the other way. Quick. Let's make a run for it. 349 00:38:56,639 --> 00:38:59,199 Right, then, your place or mine? 350 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,880 Where's Ryan? He's at Jenny's. I was supposed to be up all night, writhing around on a bed of passion. 351 00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,679 He sounded really nice on the phone. 352 00:39:14,679 --> 00:39:19,000 I'm thinking of putting one in. Oh, yeah? 353 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,639 Single mother, 29... 354 00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:23,480 seeks... 355 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,320 good-looking twenty-something male for commitment-free shagfest. 356 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:33,800 That should get the phones ringing. How come you're doing all this? 357 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:38,239 Well, I'm not exactly beating 'em off with a shitty stick, am I? 358 00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:45,280 With that smile and those legs, I'm surprised they're not queuing up. Hey, YOU can come again! 359 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:50,159 Hey, I go to this place in Lan Kwai. It's a pick-up joint. You'd love it. 360 00:39:50,159 --> 00:39:54,880 That's the only reason people go there. It's like shopping for sex. 361 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,960 But there's no embarrassment. It's all totally normal. 362 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:05,440 And what's a nice boy like you doing in a place like that? I took a friend, didn't I? Yeah, right! 363 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:11,880 We off, then? I've just got me second wind. Big day tomorrow. I don't wanna spend half of it in bed. 364 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:18,559 Tell you what, you go. I'll stop here for a bit. If you don't mind, Suzie? 365 00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:24,079 No. You're not going anywhere till this house is a booze-free zone. 366 00:40:24,079 --> 00:40:30,079 There's a taxi number by the phone. ..Say when. Keep going! I'm a grown-up! 367 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:42,199 Bloody hell, Dad! You scared me half to death. On your own? 368 00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:46,480 Yes. Gone on one of his adventures, has he? 369 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,920 You think I'm doing the wrong thing, don't you? 370 00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:07,039 Doesn't matter what I think, Julie. It's what YOU think. 371 00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:11,320 You don't have to seek my approval any more. 372 00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:15,599 I'm not unhappy. 373 00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,639 I just... 374 00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:24,159 Sometimes I just feel like there's something missing, something important. 375 00:41:26,039 --> 00:41:30,199 Do you think Hong Kong is where you'll find it? 376 00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:32,239 Don't know. 377 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,760 But at least I'll... 378 00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:44,760 I look around and see people getting on with their lives 379 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:51,760 and I know they've got their problems and worries and stuff, but at least they've got something. 380 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,039 And I'm there, helping out, 381 00:41:57,039 --> 00:42:02,679 baby-sitting, making curtains for Freda, organising nights out. 382 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,280 And I enjoy it, but... 383 00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,679 I feel like I'm just joining in, 384 00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:17,599 taking a piece of other people's lives, cos I haven't got one of my own. 385 00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:22,360 You should see people's faces when I tell them what I'm doing. 386 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,719 They can't believe it. That's great. 387 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:33,719 But in the back of their minds, I can see them thinking about themselves 388 00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:38,320 and the things I won't be able to do for them any more. 389 00:42:39,639 --> 00:42:42,199 Because that's how they see me. 390 00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:44,719 Good old Julie... 391 00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,360 safe, reliable. 392 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,239 That's how you and Mum see me. 393 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,079 Adventurous Rob... 394 00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:58,320 reliable Julie. 395 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,360 It's time I went up. 396 00:43:18,119 --> 00:43:22,280 We don't all have to be adventurous, you know, Julie. 397 00:43:25,159 --> 00:43:27,679 Give me reliable any day. 398 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:47,320 SHE KNOCKS 399 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:12,800 Hi. Where the hell have you been? Just popped over to Paris for croissants. Where do you think? 400 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:19,719 You stayed the night. I'm a big boy now. I can look after myself. Rob! Spare us the moral outburst, Julie. 401 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:25,840 Nothing happened. You just about had your hand up her dress when I was there. Nothing happened. Why stay? 402 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:31,000 All right, I shagged her, then. You happy now? 403 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,159 Just tell me you didn't shag him. 404 00:44:44,159 --> 00:44:46,719 You'd better come in. 405 00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:57,599 Nowt happened. Could have done. God knows I was up for it. 406 00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,639 But... 407 00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:05,280 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you, Julie, cos you're a mate and... 408 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:11,599 This shouldn't be coming from me. What? Suzie, what is it? 409 00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:15,719 He's getting divorced. 410 00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,719 His wife wants to bring the kids back to England, so... 411 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,880 he needs you there to look after them. 412 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:32,320 It doesn't change anything. It's still a brilliant opportunity. 413 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,760 You've gotta take it. 414 00:46:11,679 --> 00:46:14,239 International operator, please. 415 00:46:17,519 --> 00:46:19,559 Hong Kong. 416 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:28,840 Hiya. 417 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,360 Shall I take your coat? 418 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,920 Me mum's over there. You can give her that. We've lost my dad already! 419 00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:42,039 You don't need a taxi later? No. 420 00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:45,119 You all right for drinks? Fine, thanks. 421 00:46:54,360 --> 00:47:00,639 Dad! What you skulking in here for? Speech. Final touches. How's it going? Rotten. 422 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,320 Don't tell any jokes. You know they always backfire. 423 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,480 Knock 'em dead. 424 00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,679 Any more of that champagne? I'm dying of thirst here. You've got legs. 425 00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:27,760 # It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 426 00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:33,039 # It's not unusual to have fun with anyone 427 00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:37,960 # But when I see you hanging about with anyone 428 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:45,199 # It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die 429 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:47,719 # It's not unusual... # 430 00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:54,599 Jesus. It's like the night of the living dead. In a month's time, you can leave all this crap behind. 431 00:47:54,599 --> 00:47:59,440 If you haven't got anything nice to say, just shut your bleedin' face. 432 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,960 What's up with you? You. 433 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,320 In here. 434 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:08,360 # It happens every day No matter what you say... # 435 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,880 What? What?! 436 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:19,920 Is there something you want to tell me, Rob? Hey? Anything happening in your life that I should know about? 437 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:25,039 Anything you've forgotten to mention? Suzie told you? Women! 438 00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:31,719 Can't keep their gob shut. You can tell someone you've just met but not your own family? I did it for you. 439 00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:38,119 For them. I didn't want this big cloud hanging over us because that's what would have happened. 440 00:48:38,119 --> 00:48:40,360 Divorce! Oh, my God! Big drama. 441 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,079 You know how much they like Amanda. 442 00:48:43,079 --> 00:48:49,320 I'd have had nothing but them two going on and on and on with solutions to something they know nothing about. 443 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:55,079 That's why I didn't tell you. You'd have had me come over, wouldn't you? 444 00:48:55,079 --> 00:48:59,840 You'd have had me give up everything to sort out YOUR mess. Julie... 445 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,800 Save it. You've got it all wrong. Don't lie to me, Rob. 446 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,880 Everything I've suggested has been for your benefit. Don't lie to me! 447 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,119 I've spoken to Amanda. Oh, great. 448 00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:20,320 You've been planning it for months - months! Like some business deal, using me as a bargaining tool. 449 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:27,480 Threatening her with it. You'll get me to look after HER kids, while you take her to court to keep them, 450 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:34,000 your shit-hot lawyer friend arguing they should stay where they are. No, I don't think I've got it wrong. 451 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,679 I think I can just about believe you'd do that. 452 00:49:38,679 --> 00:49:41,039 Thought you liked the kids. 453 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:50,320 That's not the point. I don't like being used, especially by my own brother. 454 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:57,400 All right, you coming over, it suits me, it helps me out. But I was doing it for you. 455 00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,480 You've been like this since we were that big! 456 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:07,519 You think you can wave your magic wand and we'll all sing to your tune! And I fell for it. 457 00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:09,119 Again! 458 00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:11,639 And it's pathetic. 459 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,599 No, Julie, you know what's pathetic? 460 00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:20,639 Thirty-five. Single. Still living at home. 461 00:50:20,639 --> 00:50:26,920 Still in the same shitty job you've had since school and still scared to death of anything resembling change. 462 00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,159 That's pathetic. 463 00:50:33,079 --> 00:50:39,760 Might seem like that to you, Rob, with your big exciting job and your big exciting friends. 464 00:50:41,599 --> 00:50:44,199 But it's my life, and you know what? 465 00:50:44,199 --> 00:50:46,719 I'm happy with it. 466 00:50:48,199 --> 00:50:50,880 People want me here, need me. 467 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:53,400 And I love that. 468 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,719 Because this is who I am. 469 00:50:55,719 --> 00:51:00,440 And I don't need you or anyone else trying to change that. 470 00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:07,599 I don't want your kind of life, Rob, because you're never satisfied, are you? 471 00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:10,159 Never happy with what you've got. 472 00:51:12,119 --> 00:51:14,679 And that's why Amanda's leaving you. 473 00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:17,360 And why I'm not coming over. 474 00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:27,599 Sorry. Candle lighting. Just need the cake. 475 00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:34,599 Seems to be going off all right, doesn't it? 476 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,440 Julie... 477 00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:48,239 ..I'm gonna lose them - my girls. 478 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,719 If you don't help me... 479 00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,039 I'll lose them. 480 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,679 Rob, that's between you and Amanda. 481 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,920 It's got nothing to do with me. 482 00:52:37,679 --> 00:52:39,719 LAUGHTER 483 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:41,840 Don't worry, I've nearly finished. 484 00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:49,119 Now, the reason we're all here is to celebrate this - our 40th wedding anniversary. 485 00:52:49,119 --> 00:52:53,880 I know some of you might think that's a life sentence, two life sentences. 486 00:52:53,880 --> 00:53:01,760 But not a day's gone by when I've wanted to be anywhere other than beside this beautiful woman. 487 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,840 Aw-w! > 488 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:10,039 She's not only been my wife and the mother of my two wonderful children... 489 00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:12,639 she's also been my best friend, 490 00:53:12,639 --> 00:53:17,800 my guide...my comfort...and my joy... 491 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,679 Aw-w! > 492 00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:22,800 ..the one that has made everything worthwhile. 493 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,719 So I'd like to ask you to raise your glasses 494 00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:34,199 to my wife Brenda and the next 40 years. To Brenda. 495 00:53:34,199 --> 00:53:36,679 To Brenda. To Eddie and Brenda. 496 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:39,639 APPLAUSE 497 00:53:45,679 --> 00:53:51,840 # You're nobody till somebody loves you 498 00:53:54,480 --> 00:54:03,840 # You're nobody till somebody cares 499 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:08,719 # You may be king 500 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:13,280 # You may possess 501 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,639 # The world and its gold 502 00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:22,800 # But gold won't bring you happiness 503 00:54:25,119 --> 00:54:27,639 # When you're growing old... # 504 00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,199 Good luck. Thanks. 505 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,119 If you ever fancy a holiday, you know where I am. 506 00:54:36,119 --> 00:54:38,440 See you. 507 00:55:00,199 --> 00:55:05,480 Can I have a word? Yeah. What? Have you advertised my job yet? 508 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,599 No, I haven't had a chance. Only I think I know the perfect person. 509 00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:13,119 Funny, reliable, drop-dead gorgeous... 510 00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:15,559 What happened? 511 00:55:15,559 --> 00:55:18,280 Change of heart. 512 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,719 Well, tell her she can start straight away. Go on. Get in there. 513 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,920 I was just wondering. 514 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,960 Tonight, do you fancy going for a drink? With the girls? 515 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,480 No. 516 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:52,760 Just you and me. 517 00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:56,079 Yeah. 518 00:55:56,079 --> 00:55:58,960 Yeah, that'd be great. Great. 519 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:04,920 Why don't I come round to yours and we'll take it from there? Yeah. OK. 520 00:56:29,199 --> 00:56:31,760 Will you marry me? 521 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,840 To Jenny, the only woman daft enough to take my big brother off me hands. 522 00:56:39,559 --> 00:56:41,480 Jen? 523 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,760 Hello. 524 00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:46,440 Please, I just want to talk! 525 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,000 Help! 526 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,280 Carol Wood? Jenny Wood. 527 00:56:52,559 --> 00:56:55,360 That life is over. 528 00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,679 This guy doesn't know you. 529 00:56:57,679 --> 00:57:01,199 When did you last see her? She's gone! 530 00:57:01,199 --> 00:57:04,119 I don't believe this. 531 00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:06,639 I've done something... 532 00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:09,320 terrible, Suzie. 533 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,079 Jenny! 534 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,800 Subtitles by Dorothy Moore BBC Scotland 2002 535 00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,840 E-mail us at subtitling@bbc.co.uk