1 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,599 'Are you reporting a burglary?' No. ..I don't know. 2 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:17,280 Well, yeah. 'And they got your credit card?' 3 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:22,079 No, I've still got the credit card. 'So nothing's missing?' 4 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:27,360 Nothing's missing. But someone tried forging my signature. 'In a shop?' 5 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:33,879 No, it's just a piece of notepaper. I found it in me garden this morning. 'So, not in the house?' 6 00:02:33,879 --> 00:02:40,400 'They could have just rooted through your bins.' But the notepaper's from my telephone pad. 7 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:44,560 'And that's kept INSIDE the house?' Well, yeah! 8 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:51,000 'Do you want to bring it in so we can have a look at it? ..Give us your name again.' Gary Dugdale. 9 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,240 'D-U-G...' 10 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:57,079 D-A-L-E. 68 Stanton Road. 11 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,479 There you go. 12 00:03:12,319 --> 00:03:14,840 I'll get that, thanks. 13 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:22,840 Hiya. Gary, we've lost about a stone 14 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:22,840 while you've been poncing about. 15 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:22,840 I've grown a pair of tits here! 16 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,319 In his dreams! In YOURS! 17 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:27,719 Hey, Jacko! He's here! 18 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:35,199 I'm not happy about this. How come? You pay me for a one-to-one. So? 19 00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:41,599 You bring all your mates! A group session costs more. We're members! It's not MY fault they're here. 20 00:03:41,599 --> 00:03:49,360 It's like Trigger Happy - "Can't park here!" I've paid me subs. It's no good copying Gary's system - 21 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:55,879 you've all got different bodies! Not for long! Can we get on with it? Right, warm-up... 22 00:03:55,879 --> 00:03:59,240 Set your monitor to Program 3 - random. 23 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,360 ALL MACHINES BEEP 24 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:09,080 See?! They're winding you up! ..How long? Ten minutes, then move up to Program 4. 25 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,120 Ten minutes, then up to Program 4. 26 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:19,000 I don't know what I'M laughing for. It's ME who's paying! 27 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,439 Don't be tight. You're loaded! 28 00:04:42,959 --> 00:04:45,480 You don't remember me? 29 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,399 Safeway's car park? You reversed into my trolley. 30 00:04:49,399 --> 00:04:54,199 Oh, yeah! OK, yeah. Sorry about that. You got me on the blind spot. 31 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:57,879 How WERE the eggs? Cat food...mostly. 32 00:04:57,879 --> 00:05:00,759 Well, again...sorry. 33 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:06,639 Tina! Come on, this was YOUR idea. I'm not going in on me own! See you! 34 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,839 Hi, Gary. 35 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:15,040 Thanks(!) Again. 36 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,399 What? Late! 37 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:20,439 BELL RINGS 38 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:20,439 See? 39 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:38,279 What're YOU doing? Nothing. Just having a smoke. It's dinner time. You can go ANYWHERE for a smoke! 40 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:41,120 Freda! This is a good length... 41 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,959 Aye... 42 00:05:42,959 --> 00:05:49,720 OK. Deal. You take what you want, but you take that cage down in the lift. I saw nothing. 43 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,759 OK. Yeah. 44 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,639 'Ere you are, Julie. 45 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,959 All right, Gary? 46 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:12,399 BELL RINGS 47 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:49,399 Are you following me? Oh, hiya. You live round here? 48 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:56,560 No, I drop a workmate off. Rendell Street. My local's always run out of milk by tea time. I hate Long Life. 49 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,639 Which must mean YOU do? 50 00:07:00,639 --> 00:07:03,319 What? Live round here? 51 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:06,319 Oh...yeah, Stanton Road. Right. 52 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,279 Best get going. 53 00:07:12,279 --> 00:07:14,800 Nice to see you. 54 00:07:26,639 --> 00:07:28,279 (Shit!) 55 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:56,040 Nothing. I just thought you couldn't start your car. No, I just never use it when I'm driving! 56 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,040 Mum, I'll have to go. 57 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:03,720 Fancy a drink sometime? I don't KNOW you! 58 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,519 OK! 59 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:13,800 Yeah? I can't do weekends. OK. Tuesday, Thursday, I'm down the gym. OK. 60 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,519 So, Monday, Wednesday or Friday. Yeah...OK! 61 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:22,240 Which? Yeah...er, Wednesday. Tomorrow? Half-seven? 62 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,160 OK. 63 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:27,720 It's Tina? Tina. I'm Gary. 64 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,240 I'll see you then, Tina. 65 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:50,600 How do I know you'll be there? I definitely will. 66 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:57,759 How come, if you haven't said WHERE? I said Black Bull. Nope! Ashley Road! You didn't! Well, there. 67 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:46,759 I don't NOT have a girlfriend cos it's a problem - I just don't have one. 68 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:50,559 When was your last relationship? Does it matter? 69 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,240 It's not important. It's just conversation. 70 00:09:57,919 --> 00:09:59,600 August. 71 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,519 Girl called Ellen. Long-term? 72 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:09,559 Fortnight. That's the Ellen you met in Spain, then? How do YOU know? 73 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:16,200 You met her in August, when everybody is away. And that T-shirt you wear in the gym says "Menorca 2001". 74 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:20,799 And it lasted a fortnight. ..I'm clever like that. 75 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,600 ALARM BLEEPS 76 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,639 Bit posh! 77 00:10:32,639 --> 00:10:35,399 It's me dad's house. 78 00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:38,919 BEEPING STOPS 79 00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:38,919 You live with your dad? No. 80 00:11:08,759 --> 00:11:13,200 If it's not a personal question, why are you making coffee? 81 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,960 Dunno! 82 00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:50,679 Tina? 83 00:11:53,039 --> 00:11:56,519 Thought you had to be up for half-six? 84 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:00,360 I'll set the alarm on the mobile. 85 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,159 I'm not used to sleeping... 86 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:08,200 actually SLEEPING with anybody. 87 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,840 I'll get a taxi. 88 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,080 I'll pay for it. 89 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,639 WOMAN: Hiya, Gary. All right? 90 00:12:55,399 --> 00:13:00,480 You've got an alarm? I don't set it. It keeps going off. That's the idea. 91 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:07,720 Neighbours are good. They always check. ..It just goes off. Sounds like a circuit fault or something. 92 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:14,759 Day or night? Just day. It only goes off when you're not in the house, but you think it's a dodgy circuit?! 93 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:19,720 It just sounds like it's working to me. ..Nothing's been nicked, has it? 94 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:25,799 I don't think so. Not all this stuff is mine. How many people live here? Just me. What do you do? 95 00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:33,000 Mackintosh Textiles. Some of it's me dad's. It used to be his place. He's dead. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. 96 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,759 So, you give her one? Yeah. 97 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:38,200 She any good? Yeah. 98 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,759 Was she dirty? Normal. 99 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:45,440 There's no such thing as normal. I'm not telling YOU, you perv! 100 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:52,559 You leave it too long between jumps. You get flattered and they walk all over you. Like I need YOUR advice(!) 101 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:59,480 But actually, er... she's not phoned me back since. 102 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,399 You're probably shite in the sack. I've no sympathy! 103 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,279 Have you tried talking to her? 104 00:14:08,279 --> 00:14:12,960 Dunno know where she lives. Ring her! She didn't give us a number. 105 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:19,080 Sounds like you were dead on arrival! Least you got laid. Count your blessings, move on. 106 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:26,120 She'll be at the gym. Would you give her my number? Sod off! I don't want to feel like a prick. Me, neither! 107 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:34,120 What's it gonna look like? "Me mate says will you ring him?" Give her the number. If she rings, she rings. 108 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,360 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 109 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,840 MUSIC DROWNS OUT CONVERSATION 110 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:59,399 'It's Kev. I gave her your note. She reckons you're the worst lay she ever had. So I'm taking her out Saturday!' 111 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:06,000 Cheers, Kev! You're right up there. 'Yeah, cos you're way down THERE. I've got to get off. See you later.' 112 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,960 Kev, bit pissed, said he passed me note on. 113 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:17,080 If ever there was a good excuse to shoot the messenger, Kev's the best. He's a laugh! 114 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,919 You off home? Well, you won't want me staying. 115 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,120 How come you couldn't find me yourself? 116 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:39,159 If you were gonna say no, I didn't want to be there. I'm more likely to say no to a prick like Kev than YOU. 117 00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:45,679 Anyway, what's wrong with hearing "no" every now and again? Kev knows how to talk to women. 118 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:49,879 Like a ten-year-old? You think that's endearing?! He does OK. 119 00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:56,039 If your sole ambition's to get your end away, sure! As opposed to...? Finding a mate. 120 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,480 Which am I? 121 00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:06,080 You know there's a difference, or you'd never have sent him. 122 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,639 I'm just not that confident about meself. Would you ever want to be? 123 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,519 No! 124 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:17,840 Is this your dad's bed? 125 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,399 Yeah. When's he back? 126 00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:22,480 He died last March. 127 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:27,039 Right. Miss him? 128 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:30,039 Never met him. 129 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:38,000 I have to be up at half-six. 130 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:48,120 I only realised I was adopted when he died and I got this place. If you don't wanna talk about it, I'm fine. 131 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:54,960 I'M not. I moved in here end of January. It's still like walking round a museum. Where's your mum? 132 00:16:54,960 --> 00:17:02,000 She died the year I was born. I got adopted by... Well, I didn't KNOW I was adopted by...my "parents". 133 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,920 Me and my brother, Steve. 134 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:17,240 Which one's you? He's younger. 135 00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:21,799 Do you think we look alike? Well, yeah. 136 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:25,839 I used to think so. But we're from separate parents. 137 00:17:29,359 --> 00:17:34,119 I got home from work one day and there's a solicitor's letter. 138 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:40,640 I thought I was in trouble for something. But they told me I owned a house. The whole house! 139 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:48,519 Our parents should have told us. You weren't told you were adopted? Which kind of screwed me up for a while. 140 00:17:48,519 --> 00:17:55,880 Not exactly on speaking terms. You and your brother? No, Steve's still in touch...when he wants to be. 141 00:17:55,880 --> 00:18:00,079 Do you want me to come round... tonight? 142 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,480 Come on! Front? Back? Hard? Slow? Mirrors? Accessories? Come on! 143 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:15,640 If you get a hard-on hearing what I do with a woman, you need looking at! You're like a bloody virgin! 144 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:20,519 Hey, at least I'VE got a pulse! # Like a virgin... 145 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:24,000 # Touched for the very first time...! # 146 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:48,960 You're always feeding ME and it's getting a bit one-way! I don't mind. I do. 147 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:56,000 Get a drink, put some music on, and watch me cook. High taste, low fat, which sums up my best ambitions. 148 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,799 And you don't wash up! You're not allowed to wash up, right? 149 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:07,839 Why not? You clean this place like it's not yours. It was left to you for a reason. Just LIVE in it! 150 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,000 CRE-E-EAK! 151 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,480 What? 152 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,960 It's just the floorboards, Gary! 153 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:57,279 Everywhere I look, there are personal belongings of somebody I've never met. 154 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,640 Things aren't always where I left 'em. 155 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,480 I don't believe in stuff like that. 156 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:09,920 It's like...when you drop a pen, and you reach down to pick it up, but it's not there. 157 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:16,160 Days later, you find it in another room. That's a brain thing, not a ghost thing. 158 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,640 Well, it definitely happens round here. A lot. 159 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,720 I know that sounds mad, but... 160 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,519 You just sound a bit mixed-up, Gary. 161 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,160 And why shouldn't you? 162 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,079 I like the clock. We could do a deal on it. 163 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:51,359 I'm looking to get rid of most of it. 164 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:56,160 Clock's a sweetie. Probably...£200. 165 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,559 Table and chairs... 166 00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:05,920 90 quid. Leather chair... £90 for the table and chairs?! They're a bugger to shift. Who eats nowadays? 167 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,720 Leather chair, 50. Oh, come on, Geoff! 50?! 168 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,279 OK... 169 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:12,920 Done! 170 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:19,039 No. OK, I'll give you a ring. What about? I'd snatch his hand off if I were YOU, love. 171 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:25,160 Or, "OK, you're taking the piss." Forget it. Fine, YOUR shout. Yeah, it's MY shout. 172 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:31,960 And I've already been offered £1,500 for the table and chairs. NOW who's taking t'piss? 173 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,880 That's how much he offered. More fool HIM. Fine! 174 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,440 THEY ARGUE 175 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:34,680 Me wallet! Did you get it off the dressing table? It was in me pocket! It was on the dressing table. Sorry. 176 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:42,000 Shit! I'll stick it on MY card. You don't have to! We're not gonna drive back. ..Bet he did that deliberately! 177 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:51,599 Mum got lonely and wanted me back. So I had to give the flat up. 178 00:22:51,599 --> 00:22:56,440 I didn't mind, but... I wish I'd just rented it out now. 179 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,640 This has only felt like MY space since you turned up. 180 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:15,759 Hiya, Gary! Hiya. Before I forget - money for the furniture. I'd have trusted you with a cheque, you know! 181 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:29,559 She's a bit odd. Well, not odd, just...loud! 182 00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:32,079 I can cope with that. 183 00:23:36,319 --> 00:23:37,839 Mum! 184 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,880 Gary. 185 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,319 Oh, God, where's the light? 186 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:49,160 The aura. She talks like he's a saint - I'm looking for the aura(!) Pleased to meet you, Maggie. 187 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:55,960 You don't know me well enough to call me Maggie. It's Margaret to you. I told him to call you that. 188 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,000 Right, come in. 189 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,880 Cheers! 190 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,240 Now...! Oh, that's lovely. 191 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,480 THEY CHAT AND LAUGH 192 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,079 Look what we have here! Hey-y, Tina as a baby! 193 00:24:11,079 --> 00:24:15,279 Look at her. Her wee face and her... Piggy nose. 194 00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:18,759 Stop! 195 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:20,759 Oh, look! 196 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:25,240 Yeah-h-h! If you think THAT'S good, right... 197 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,160 All right, Gary? Nice one, fella. 198 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,839 Happy engagement. Thanks very much! 199 00:24:31,839 --> 00:24:35,240 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 200 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,319 I-I love Tina. 201 00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:57,240 She thinks like I do... and I think like SHE does. 202 00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:03,119 I-I don't know what else to say! 203 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,640 I think, um...Gary's said it all. 204 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:17,599 I'd like to thank you for the money, rather than presents. We didn't need furniture, cos we've done that, so... 205 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:24,200 if nobody minds, we're going to put all this towards St John's Hospice, who looked after Gary's dad. 206 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:30,720 Not that we don't need the money, it's just they need it more than us, so...thank you, everybody. 207 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:44,359 Hello! Did you have a lovely time? Brilliant! Brilliant. You got the weather, then, obviously. 208 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,039 Tenerife's gorgeous - you'd love it. 209 00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:53,960 Would I? ..Gary, I hope she's still a virgin. We want none of that till you've married the girl. Eh? 210 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:55,640 Gary...leave me alone! Tina! What's happened? If you don't leave me alone, I'm ringing the police. 211 00:26:55,640 --> 00:27:01,680 What? Tina?! I'm ringing the police! Let me in! Open the front door. Let me in! 212 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,759 Let me in, Tina! Let me in! He's trying to kick the door in! 213 00:27:05,759 --> 00:27:07,480 Tina! 214 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,519 SIREN WAILS 215 00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:13,160 Tina! 216 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,039 Get away! Let me in! He's upstairs. 217 00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:19,559 BANGING 218 00:27:16,039 --> 00:27:19,559 Tina! Get away from me! 219 00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:25,599 OK, you've had your fun. Step outside. No! She's in there. She's hurt. TINA! 220 00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:31,839 Fine, yeah. Step outside, and let us have a look. No, she's in there! Someone's hit her or summat! 221 00:27:31,839 --> 00:27:37,480 Get off me. Calm down! Get off me! Calm down! Give it a rest! 222 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,920 Get off! Get him outside. What about HER? Get him to t'van and come back. 223 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,440 SHOUTING 224 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,319 Just keep walking. NO! 225 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:54,359 Just listen to me! Calm down, or you've nowhere to go, all right? We'll sort it out! 226 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,920 Listen...I'm telling you, I haven't done anything! 227 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,559 HE BANGS ON DOOR 228 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,559 I haven't DONE anything! 229 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,519 Hey, it's OK. He can't touch you. We're gonna get you to hospital. I don't want to go to hospital. 230 00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:21,880 It's in your best interests to be seen by a doctor, even just to say you've been seen by a doctor. 231 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,759 Come on. It'll be all right. 232 00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:34,559 I didn't finish work till everybody else did! I drove home. Ask anybody. 233 00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:37,240 Any witnesses? Passengers? 234 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,119 No! Nobody lives where I do. I drove straight home. 235 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:47,359 It's a 20-minute journey. I finish at 5.00. I got home at 5.30. Check! That's 30 minutes. 236 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:50,799 There was an accident on the A34! Check! 237 00:28:50,799 --> 00:28:53,839 Why would I hit her? I love her! 238 00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:56,680 Yeah?! I couldn't hit her. 239 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,160 I've never hit anybody. I've never hit ANYBODY. Check! 240 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,440 You'd better talk to your solicitor. Am I being charged? Not right now. 241 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,640 Have you GOT a solicitor? Yeah. 242 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:15,319 No, not for this - for the house. Look, can I just talk to her? 243 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:19,599 That's the last thing she wants. Why, what's she saying? 244 00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:22,240 She's with the police surgeon. 245 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:30,920 Can I go home? Not if SHE needs to. It's MY house! Your solicitor will have to deal with that. 246 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:38,519 She's changed the bloody locks... and it's my house! And I'm sure that means everything to you, Gary. 247 00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:00,799 Where is she?! Hey! 248 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:08,880 What's going on? Where's Maggie? Turn around and walk out, pal. 249 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:15,720 I just want to tell her I didn't do anything. Wrong house. There's no Maggie here. Turn and walk. 250 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:19,240 I'll hit you... Maggie lives here. She lives here. 251 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,799 WE live here, and you're scaring my wife. 252 00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:25,960 BABY WAILS 253 00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:25,960 I won't ask again. 254 00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:45,359 He's not staying. Look at the state of him! No. If he's whacked his girlfriend... 255 00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:48,200 Gary wouldn't. He says he didn't. 256 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,039 All right. OK. 257 00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:55,759 One night. But I'm at me mum's till he's gone. 258 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,599 OK, OK, OK. 259 00:31:05,799 --> 00:31:07,839 Listen, Gary... 260 00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:16,759 She's nervous...and it's not been a brilliant time for us... so I can't help you, mate. 261 00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:19,920 I can ring Kev... 262 00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:24,519 Do you want a drink? 263 00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:39,839 ALARM BLARES 264 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:47,880 Why are YOU here? We were on this earlier. We're bringing Tina home. Not if HE'S in there. 265 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,240 Give us your keys, love. 266 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,920 What's the alarm code? 267 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,559 Or you shut it off. 268 00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:59,319 2-5-8-0. You can change it when we've gone. 269 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:02,599 Right, we'll check inside first, all right? 270 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:13,279 I'll have a butcher's in here. Yeah. I'll go in the middle one... 271 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,839 It's clear in here. Nowt in here. 272 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,839 It was him - one of the neighbours clocked him. 273 00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:30,079 You can bring her in. ..Is he a regular? No, first-timer. 274 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:47,400 How long's it gonna take for your friend to arrive? She was in a taxi already, so...straight away. 275 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,960 There's a bloke coming to board your window up. Have you got money? Tina! 276 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,960 Tina! 277 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,519 Who are you? Shirley. Tina's mate. 278 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:08,279 You're friends or you work together, or...? Never mind me! You lot are no use - standing around, gawping. 279 00:33:10,359 --> 00:33:15,720 I'm going. You said he wasn't here! I just need one thing. ..What have you told 'em? 280 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,000 Get him out! She said her name was Maggie. She said that was her mum! Get out! 281 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,359 You're a liar. You are a liar! Come on, Gary, get out! 282 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:33,119 If I did it, why have I not been charged? I'll be driving past here every ten minutes... 283 00:33:33,119 --> 00:33:39,039 If I so much as smell you, you're locked up! I didn't do it! That woman - she told me it was her mum! 284 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:45,519 Get in the car, I'll run you to a mate's. Piss off! I've got my own car. Gary, calm down! Piss off! 285 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,319 She's had enough - I'm gonna run her a bath. 286 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,719 Oh, my God! Are you bleeding? 287 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:38,280 ..It's our Gary! It's nothing. Nothing. Oh, yeah? 288 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,480 Dad. 289 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,800 I thought you weren't calling me that these days. Leave it out! 290 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:03,400 Look at the state of you! What's happened? 291 00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:07,840 I don't know. 292 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,719 I've no idea. 293 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:33,239 I had to get 'em out of bed. She said she wants a full one buying back for the nuisance of it all. 294 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:44,039 I don't know why she'd come out with this shit if you had nothing to do with it. Me neither. 295 00:35:44,039 --> 00:35:48,639 Was she attacked? Maybe she thought it was you... I'm not being funny, 296 00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:52,639 but unless I've missed anything major, this sounds like half a tale. 297 00:35:52,639 --> 00:35:56,960 I'd do that to a woman?! You think I've flipped and I don't remember?! 298 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,360 Why would I not tell you if I knew more? 299 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:07,239 Well, it's hard to judge. You only told us you were getting engaged two days before the party. 300 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:15,480 Our Steve says, "Where's the harm in that?" but we were very hurt, Gary... So was Steve, truth be told. 301 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:21,639 Do you know where Steve's hanging out? He's back here. Manchester-based, delivering cars. 302 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:27,039 Odd hours, so we're just a bed, but it's nice to be that. 303 00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:38,199 I know you think we hurt you big-style, and... 304 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:42,719 It probably sounds childish to say, "Quits," but... 305 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,800 you know what I'm saying. 306 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,719 COIN SPINS RAPIDLY 307 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,760 SPINNING ECHOES 308 00:37:00,599 --> 00:37:02,440 SILENCE 309 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,159 Me, creeping about. 310 00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:09,400 Sorry, mate. 311 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,920 So...how's it going? Don't answer that. 312 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:18,440 Mum was jabbering ten to the dozen. She's pissed, but I got the gist. What...? 313 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,960 It's all right. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Go back to sleep. 314 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,679 How come you didn't tell me you'd got a new job? You're never in. 315 00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:02,280 I've got a mobile. Like we can all afford to ring mobiles(!) 316 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,159 So... 317 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,800 Bust-up with the bird? 318 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:12,960 A bit more than that. OK, bust up with the fiancee, then? 319 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,480 More than that. 320 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,320 ..Come on, boy. Come on! 321 00:38:19,679 --> 00:38:25,119 ..She's got blonde hair. Nope. Definitely doesn't work here, pal. 322 00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:40,519 She's only just moved in. She has receipts for furniture. Which I paid her back for. 323 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:45,159 Well, you jointly own the title deeds to the property. No. 324 00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:52,519 It's in my name. I inherited it. You told me! You signed Christina onto the deeds six months ago. 325 00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:56,000 Who's Christina? Chris-Tina. 326 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,360 I hadn't even met her six months ago. 327 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,079 Is that your signature or not? 328 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,079 No! 329 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:14,119 You watched me sign it? No, I don't handle conveyancing. You did it through our Mrs Heyworth. I didn't! 330 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:19,880 That's a serious accusation. ..Could you ask Mrs Heyworth to step into my office immediately? 331 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:27,800 Gary, is it true that you've had psychiatric problems in the past? No! 332 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:32,239 I got antidepressants prescribed 18 months ago for something that... 333 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:38,880 Who said "psychiatric"?! It's important that you are very honest with me. I need to build a case. 334 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:43,679 Why would I lie? Who said "psychiatric"? 335 00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:49,800 That's totally untrue. I got the prescription stuff - I didn't even take it. Who said it?! 336 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,639 KNOCK AT DOOR 337 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,639 Ah, Mrs Heyworth. 338 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,639 This is Gary Dugdale. 339 00:39:54,639 --> 00:40:00,960 You transferred his title deeds into joint names six months ago. Hello again. You've never met me. 340 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,800 Have you? I'm not sure. What's going on? 341 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:10,800 I'm not sure, but I think we'd better take a seat... You're sacked! 342 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,239 I'm gonna sue the arse off you. 343 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:31,360 No, you don't! Piss off! I came to apologise. 344 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:36,920 Fine. Piss off! I made a mistake. I scared you and your wife, and I'm sorry. 345 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:41,840 Apology accepted. But I have been in the house before. 346 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:48,280 Tuesday 18th Feb. My girlfriend brought me here to meet a woman she said was her mum. Forget it! No! 347 00:40:51,639 --> 00:40:55,679 She said she was called Maggie, but her real name's Shirley. 348 00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,440 Shirley had you in here? Tuesday 18th Feb. 349 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:04,360 When we were in Spain... You'd best come in. 350 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,719 Your bloody Auntie Shirley's caused this. ..Tell her what you told me. 351 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,920 Shirley! 352 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,800 It's me. Open up! Now! 353 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,320 Why me? I don't know what you're talking about. 354 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:51,960 You didn't just lift me out of the phone book! You could go to prison! 355 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,639 Look, you're a nice fella. It's not personal. ..He's barred. 356 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:09,159 Hiya. Yours is in the bottom oven, love. There's no red cabbage left. 357 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:12,400 I had to work late. 358 00:42:47,079 --> 00:42:53,000 They're not ideal circumstances, but I think it's nice having us all under the same roof. 359 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,960 Your dad thinks so, too. It's been a hard year for all of us, 360 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,360 but we're stronger than to let a thing like this come between us. 361 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,400 Have you ever used the keys to my house? What?! 362 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:06,840 No! 363 00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,920 Apart from when you had that telly delivered, and I sat in for you... 364 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:16,679 Not since, because you made it clear that we weren't... Whatever. 365 00:43:16,679 --> 00:43:20,760 You've put the alarm code on the key ring. No, I haven't. 366 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,360 23rd March - 2303. 367 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:29,079 Yeah, I put "23rd March", but not "2303". I'm not daft, Gary! 368 00:43:30,119 --> 00:43:35,639 But not on anybody else's. You're the only person we know with an alarm. 369 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:49,320 Our Stephen's doing well. Well, he's sober and working, which he seems to think he deserves a medal for! 370 00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:57,599 When did he start kipping here? New Year. Well, off and on since October, when he lost his flat. 371 00:43:57,599 --> 00:44:00,880 What's he doing now? 372 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,519 I can't remember. 373 00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:05,599 Ask him! 374 00:45:18,679 --> 00:45:21,199 What do you think you're doing?! 375 00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:25,119 Gaz, get off! 376 00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:30,119 You've done this! Get off! Nobody else knew I'd been on Prozac! 377 00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:33,760 You're hurting me! Talk to me now, or you're dead! 378 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,079 What's going on? ..Gary! 379 00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:39,239 Open up! I'm not kidding! 380 00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:45,079 You used their keys to get into my house! Gary, just back off! Calm down! 381 00:45:45,079 --> 00:45:47,800 You copied my signature! 382 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:52,440 You're the only person who could have! What are you talking about?! 383 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,559 How do you know Tina? 384 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,000 How do you know Tina? Gary, please! 385 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,559 All right! I do, I just do. 386 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:04,119 What's he saying? What did he say? 387 00:46:04,119 --> 00:46:09,320 Stephen, get out here now and tell me what you've... Is she a prostitute? 388 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,599 Is that how you met her? 389 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,559 You screwed her? 390 00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:20,519 No. 391 00:46:20,519 --> 00:46:23,320 I just offered her a deal. 392 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,000 She's a businesswoman. 393 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,440 "Screw Gary and his paid-for house, and walk away with half of it." 394 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,199 Dead easy - she's a good-looking girl. 395 00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:36,480 And she's clever. 396 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,000 And she's got the law on her side, so you won't win - you can't win. 397 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,760 It's my fault I inherited a house?! It's your fault you walked away. 398 00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:51,880 What are you on about, walked away?! From here! This. Me. 399 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:55,880 You knew where I was. Oh, I knew where you were, Gary. 400 00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:01,360 My argument's with Mum and Dad, not you! I gave you five grand, 401 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,239 as soon as me dad's money came through, you bastard! 402 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:11,159 Thank you(!) The bike's outside, if you want it back. You little shit! You beat her up so she'd blame me?! 403 00:47:11,159 --> 00:47:15,440 No, I never touched her. I've seen her face! No, Shirley did all that. 404 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:23,280 I warned them. I said it was over the top, and not fair on you if you ended up doing time for it. 405 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,880 They didn't trust me, obviously. 406 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:34,679 It wasn't my shout any more. They'd got their eye on the prize, and nobody - not me, not you - 407 00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:38,079 can do anything about that. 408 00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:42,400 She'll get half the house. And more, if she presses charges for assault. 409 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,280 I offered you a room. Yeah, you did, Gary, cheers. 410 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:51,920 You'd have lived rent-free. I'd have split the house with you. Not interested. 411 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:57,920 I'd have given you money - any money you asked for. Definitely not interested. 412 00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,280 Open up! 413 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,960 What's going on? 414 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,559 Gary! Steve? 415 00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:35,039 Big, paid-for Gary... 416 00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:38,360 finds out who his real dad is. 417 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,960 House in Didsbury, car, bank account... 418 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,119 Wahey! 419 00:48:46,119 --> 00:48:47,880 Yeah? 420 00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:52,840 No, he goes and has a breakdown! 421 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,920 You make me sick. 422 00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,639 Meanwhile, big nonce Steve here is thinking, 423 00:49:00,639 --> 00:49:07,039 "Well, if they lied to Gary...it stands to reason - they lied to me." 424 00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,079 I'm not theirs either. 425 00:49:15,079 --> 00:49:17,559 But that pair... 426 00:49:17,559 --> 00:49:21,320 That pair of lying twats out there 427 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:26,320 had me believing for 24 years - 24 years! - 428 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,480 that I came from...normal trash, round-here trash. 429 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:36,320 Not the kind of freaks I tracked down, and I mean freaks. 430 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,400 That's where you left me, Gary - 431 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,559 having to cope with all that. 432 00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:47,039 But you were too up your own arse to even ask about me. 433 00:49:47,039 --> 00:49:51,440 They weren't lies. Oh, no?! Eh?! 24 years! 434 00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,639 That's all you did well - lie! Shut up, Stephen, or I'll have to... 435 00:49:57,639 --> 00:50:01,039 You got a home, you got a family. 436 00:50:01,039 --> 00:50:04,360 Thanks for that big effort(!) 437 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:10,880 When you came to us, you had two broken arms, Stephen. You couldn't feed yourself for a year. 438 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:16,159 Why would anybody want to tell you that? I'm sick of being blamed for everything! 439 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,400 I didn't think it'd go this far. 440 00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:50,280 You shouldn't be here. That was MY line. 441 00:51:12,119 --> 00:51:16,159 Gary's changed his mind, Tina. He'd rather go to court. 442 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,440 Fine by me. Law's on MY side. 443 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:25,440 Bits of it are. Well, I never forged any signatures. You can't back out. 444 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,920 Well, that's what I'm saying. You're not the only one with any evidence. 445 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,760 He's got the original... which he found by the bins, 446 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:37,519 which he reported to the police in January. So? 447 00:51:37,519 --> 00:51:41,360 So the original's got my prints on it. That's YOUR problem, mate. 448 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,400 That police report pre-dates you living here - or PRETEND living here! 449 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,199 It nearly worked. 450 00:51:50,199 --> 00:51:54,079 I apologise. Pack your bags, Tina. 451 00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:58,320 No chance. Now, come on, don't piss about! 452 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,760 I'm ringing the police. 453 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:20,559 I've signed an affidavit with his solicitor, admitting the signature's a forgery. 454 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:23,719 Too many people know, Tina. 455 00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:28,719 And they've got your prints on all the same documents, so... 456 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,679 ..Has he told you what a wanker he thinks you are? 457 00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:41,320 Which I can testify to... Whinging tosser! Never met a bloke like you. It was like shagging a five-year-old. 458 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:46,639 You wait to be told what to think. "It's a mess!" "No, it isn't." "Oh, OK." 459 00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:50,519 "I don't know how to cope." "You do." "Oh, OK." You're pathetic! 460 00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:53,599 That's rich coming from a prossie! 461 00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:56,519 You're dead for this. 462 00:52:56,519 --> 00:53:01,480 Yeah? Good. It'll stop me being a big disappointment all round. 463 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,920 I mean, DEAD for this... He says you can keep any engagement pressies. 464 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:10,400 He can shove them up his arse! Might provoke a smile. 465 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,719 He needs to know if you're clean... 466 00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,360 ..as in unprotected sex. 467 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,719 He really hates you. 468 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:57,559 Welcome home. 469 00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:17,800 Is this your house?! How come you've not had any parties? 470 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:23,280 Round the back. You sure about this? Course he is. Come on, I wanna get back for the match. 471 00:54:25,039 --> 00:54:31,760 It'll go through the front door, surely? I can't believe you haven't changed your mind. Say now. 472 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,079 Come on, come inside. 473 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:43,199 Right, 30 seconds from walking in the door to shut it down. I won't remember that number. 474 00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:47,400 Any number you want. You can reprogramme it. Like four zeros? 475 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,000 Yeah, if you're really thick. 476 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:55,239 I won't get in here in 30 seconds - I'm always carrying stuff. You'll have to learn. 477 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,639 Right, come on. 478 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:12,840 Oh, my God! What have you done? 479 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,360 You wouldn't have liked my choice of furniture! 480 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:24,559 My stuff will look awful in here. Where is it? Are they bringing it in? 481 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,400 # Ta-da! # 482 00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:36,000 No! 483 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,599 Why not? No! Why not? 484 00:55:38,599 --> 00:55:41,119 Someone might want that. Burn it. 485 00:55:42,159 --> 00:55:44,800 Go on! Burn it! 486 00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:50,400 Get it all on, fat boy. 487 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:00,920 Yes! 488 00:57:18,599 --> 00:57:21,800 Who's there? Hiya. 489 00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,679 We'll probably have to get married or something. Yeah, probably. 490 00:57:27,679 --> 00:57:31,239 We're talking about a £3 million-a-year order! 491 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:36,880 A couple of my machinists have the flu. Could you handle it in your place? 492 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,719 Have you laid anybody off? 493 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,719 I sent the cutting room home. 494 00:57:40,719 --> 00:57:45,920 A bit of forward planning... I can't do anything about a flu epidemic, you prick! 495 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:51,280 Can't the wages wait? Miranda, it's over 300 people's lives. 496 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:56,440 Mackintosh Textiles - can you hear that name? I hear it. Mackintosh is as much me as you! 497 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,679 Catch. 498 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:04,480 What's this? You said you wanted your own business... You can have mine. 499 00:58:41,239 --> 00:58:45,519 Subtitles by Red Bee Media