1 00:00:05,316 --> 00:00:07,104 City college has a space simulator. 2 00:00:07,105 --> 00:00:08,725 We know. Close the door. 3 00:00:08,726 --> 00:00:10,590 As I was saying... 4 00:00:10,591 --> 00:00:14,683 On Monday, city college will be unveiling, 5 00:00:14,684 --> 00:00:16,743 the City College Cosmic Pioneer... 6 00:00:16,744 --> 00:00:19,560 their very own orbital launch simulator. 7 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,790 Pretty soon, 8 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:24,384 they will have an astronaut on their brochure, 9 00:00:24,385 --> 00:00:28,402 and we will still be bragging about our foosball table. 10 00:00:29,436 --> 00:00:32,010 What do you think happens to enrollment then? 11 00:00:33,824 --> 00:00:35,564 I don't know about you, gentlemen, 12 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:38,304 but I love my campus, and I don't want to watch it 13 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:40,482 become a city college parking lot. 14 00:00:40,483 --> 00:00:41,950 Well, what can we do? 15 00:00:41,951 --> 00:00:45,131 We can launch our own space simulator. 16 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:47,599 Before they simulate their launch on Monday, 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,043 we simulate a launch this weekend. 18 00:00:51,044 --> 00:00:53,225 We make Greendale, not city college, 19 00:00:53,226 --> 00:00:54,787 the first community college 20 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,788 to pretend to put a man in space. 21 00:00:56,789 --> 00:00:58,371 Do we even have a simulator? 22 00:00:58,372 --> 00:00:59,642 We can get one. 23 00:00:59,983 --> 00:01:02,447 In 1980, the county museum 24 00:01:02,448 --> 00:01:05,613 had a state-of-the-art space mission simulator 25 00:01:05,614 --> 00:01:07,833 sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken 26 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,889 called the "Kentucky Fried Chicken 27 00:01:09,890 --> 00:01:12,199 leven herbs & space experience". 28 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,376 Gentlemen... 29 00:01:13,687 --> 00:01:15,744 Greendale's future! 30 00:01:15,745 --> 00:01:16,615 Oh! 31 00:01:16,616 --> 00:01:18,540 Actually, that photo's from the past. 32 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:20,510 Here's one more current. 33 00:01:21,129 --> 00:01:22,281 It's seen better days. 34 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,974 I admit... it could use a good wash. 35 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,602 And I've got just the crew 36 00:01:28,616 --> 00:01:30,209 to wash it. 37 00:01:39,503 --> 00:01:41,357 Can we stop walking in slo-mo now? 38 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:42,513 20 more yards. 39 00:01:43,141 --> 00:01:45,045 You guys are walking in slo-mo? 40 00:01:46,831 --> 00:01:51,331 Sync by: YYeTs Correction by: Kerensky 41 00:01:52,531 --> 00:01:57,031 www.Addic7ed.com 42 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,844 You guys are an hour late! 43 00:02:14,845 --> 00:02:17,158 Abed kept making us redo our walk. 44 00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:18,640 I think you know the reason 45 00:02:18,641 --> 00:02:21,035 this group has been chosen for this job... 46 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:22,463 to atone. 47 00:02:22,464 --> 00:02:24,586 For the obscene entry you submitted 48 00:02:24,587 --> 00:02:27,181 in the Greendale school-flag contest. 49 00:02:27,182 --> 00:02:30,257 That's right... I know that this isn't a symbol 50 00:02:30,258 --> 00:02:32,275 for the crossroads of ideas. 51 00:02:32,276 --> 00:02:34,168 I now know it's a butt. 52 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:36,382 Yeah, keep snickering. 53 00:02:36,383 --> 00:02:39,443 Pack yourselves with peanuts and really be satisfied. 54 00:02:39,444 --> 00:02:40,753 But guess what? 55 00:02:40,947 --> 00:02:42,405 This won. 56 00:02:42,589 --> 00:02:45,176 This is now our school flag forever. 57 00:02:45,397 --> 00:02:46,513 Proud of yourselves? 58 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,017 How do you know it was our design? 59 00:02:48,018 --> 00:02:49,775 We submitted it anonymously. 60 00:02:49,776 --> 00:02:50,514 Whoops. 61 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:52,864 One of you actually came forward. 62 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:55,318 What? 63 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:57,550 Now, somewhere beneath this dirt 64 00:02:57,551 --> 00:02:59,545 is Greendale's newest pride. 65 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,823 And my hope is that while you scrub it, 66 00:03:01,824 --> 00:03:04,616 you will find the school pride in your hearts. 67 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,132 After we clean it, can we go inside? 68 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:09,683 No. That is a job for some upstanding students 69 00:03:09,684 --> 00:03:12,886 who are training right now in the simulator simulator. 70 00:03:13,586 --> 00:03:16,005 Great job on this. 71 00:03:16,076 --> 00:03:19,252 Hard to believe I'm not really not really in space. 72 00:03:19,253 --> 00:03:22,178 I expect this craft to be squeaky clean 73 00:03:22,179 --> 00:03:24,071 in time for the pretend launch 74 00:03:24,072 --> 00:03:26,340 in front of the press at 3:00. 75 00:03:26,341 --> 00:03:27,563 Now, if you'll excuse me, 76 00:03:27,564 --> 00:03:30,196 I have to make this into a butt flag. 77 00:03:31,142 --> 00:03:32,993 Man, I remember this thing from High School. 78 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:33,873 During field trips, 79 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:35,764 we used to sneak inside and get... 80 00:03:36,273 --> 00:03:37,305 to praying. 81 00:03:37,306 --> 00:03:38,916 Oh, that's nice. 82 00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:40,207 We should take a coffee break. 83 00:03:40,208 --> 00:03:41,631 Let's all get coffee, okay? 84 00:03:41,715 --> 00:03:43,428 Where are Troy and Abed? 85 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:44,701 I'm pretty sure they made their way into that thing 86 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,455 five seconds after the Dean left. 87 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:47,405 What? 88 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:53,561 It's more beautiful than I ever imagined. 89 00:03:53,562 --> 00:03:56,044 - You've never been in it? - My dad never let me. 90 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:58,075 He always had grudge against fast-food restaurants. 91 00:03:58,076 --> 00:03:59,797 They almost wiped out his falafel stand. 92 00:04:00,546 --> 00:04:02,757 But I memorized every detail of this old girl 93 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:03,591 on the Internet. 94 00:04:03,592 --> 00:04:05,762 Guys, we can't be in here. 95 00:04:05,763 --> 00:04:07,058 Then get out. 96 00:04:07,059 --> 00:04:08,346 Wow, it's pretty well preserved 97 00:04:08,347 --> 00:04:10,037 for something that survived the '80s... 98 00:04:10,702 --> 00:04:12,119 And apparently a local transient 99 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,565 who liked to collect doll heads. 100 00:04:13,566 --> 00:04:15,323 The '80s. 101 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:17,345 Our teen years, right, everybody? 102 00:04:17,456 --> 00:04:19,038 I feel like I'm underdressed for this. 103 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,437 I'm gonna get something from the dorm. 104 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:23,861 Guys, seriously, 105 00:04:23,862 --> 00:04:25,990 I have to ask that we all step out of here. 106 00:04:25,991 --> 00:04:27,530 Or what, you're gonna tattle on us 107 00:04:27,531 --> 00:04:28,615 like you did with the flag? 108 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:29,882 I didn't tattle about the flag, 109 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:31,505 but you shouldn't have made it in the first place. 110 00:04:31,506 --> 00:04:33,627 If you love Greendale so much, why don't you marry it? 111 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:35,909 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:35,910 --> 00:04:37,423 I'm a little claustrophobic, that's all. 113 00:04:37,424 --> 00:04:39,927 It's no big deal, as long as I'm standing near a door. 114 00:04:39,928 --> 00:04:42,689 In close situations, I get a little nuts, 115 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,158 and I don't know, you know, what's... 116 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,754 - no, no, no! - Hey, hey! 117 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:47,093 No! 118 00:04:50,277 --> 00:04:51,058 - Hello? - Oh! 119 00:04:51,059 --> 00:04:52,311 Greetings. 120 00:04:52,932 --> 00:04:57,791 I am Systematic Android Network Diode Energy Rocket System. 121 00:04:57,792 --> 00:05:00,471 But you may call me "Sanders". 122 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:03,526 Sanders. Sanders, this is Pierce Hawthorne. 123 00:05:03,527 --> 00:05:04,838 Can I get this door open, please? 124 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,328 Hey, look for the handle. 125 00:05:06,329 --> 00:05:08,192 There's got to be a handle on the door. 126 00:05:08,463 --> 00:05:10,182 You don't know that. It was the '80s. 127 00:05:10,183 --> 00:05:11,846 Everybody who made this was on cocaine. 128 00:05:11,847 --> 00:05:13,623 We can't be in here. 129 00:05:13,624 --> 00:05:15,725 Just as Kentucky fried chicken's 130 00:05:15,726 --> 00:05:18,301 secret process seals in the flavor, 131 00:05:18,302 --> 00:05:20,422 I'm sealing the cabin's air 132 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:22,734 so you don't explode on your journey. 133 00:05:22,735 --> 00:05:24,835 - What? - What does that mean? 134 00:05:24,836 --> 00:05:27,632 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 135 00:05:27,633 --> 00:05:29,571 and wait for mission control. 136 00:05:29,572 --> 00:05:31,727 Okay, we got to find a handle on this door! 137 00:05:31,728 --> 00:05:34,126 Guys, guys, can we just take a mental step backwards 138 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:36,977 and realize we are simply in a winnebago 139 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:38,178 and we'll be fine. 140 00:05:40,994 --> 00:05:41,876 Oh, God! 141 00:05:41,877 --> 00:05:44,926 Please find a seat, strap yourself in, 142 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,513 and wait for mission control. 143 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,291 I'm not strapping myself into a coffin. 144 00:05:48,292 --> 00:05:51,447 We got to get out of here! I hope you found a seat. 145 00:05:51,448 --> 00:05:55,087 I want you to be safe. Did you just threaten me? 146 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,888 Pierce, you're talking to an atari cartridge. 147 00:05:57,889 --> 00:05:59,011 Sit down! 148 00:06:03,223 --> 00:06:05,420 This is part of the simulation, right? 149 00:06:06,022 --> 00:06:08,179 I don't think this is a simulation. 150 00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:11,130 I think we're being towed. 151 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,956 - Come on! - Hello? 152 00:06:40,957 --> 00:06:42,059 Hey, guys, forget it. 153 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:43,927 Whosever towing us can't hear us. 154 00:06:43,928 --> 00:06:46,079 You know, this is classic Greendale. 155 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,086 That place deserves an anus flag. 156 00:06:48,087 --> 00:06:49,559 Can anyone get a phone signal? 157 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,827 - No. - No. 158 00:06:50,855 --> 00:06:52,521 Mine's working, but it's the black guy 159 00:06:52,522 --> 00:06:53,655 with the wrong number again. 160 00:06:53,656 --> 00:06:56,352 Pierce, I keep telling you that that is an iPod 161 00:06:56,353 --> 00:06:59,379 and you are listening to Wesley Snipe's audiobook. 162 00:06:59,471 --> 00:07:01,097 Well, he sure hates the government. 163 00:07:01,527 --> 00:07:02,918 This is a long shot. 164 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:08,040 But maybe if I do this, it will solve everything. 165 00:07:12,159 --> 00:07:13,150 Damn it! 166 00:07:14,316 --> 00:07:15,704 This is all my fault. 167 00:07:15,705 --> 00:07:17,421 - Very much so. - Oh! 168 00:07:17,422 --> 00:07:19,796 Hey, when you go fishing, sometimes you catch a boot. 169 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,367 Where...Re...You.... 170 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,572 Tel...Where...You are! 171 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:27,489 Hello? 172 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:30,976 Where are you hoodlums? Bring my spaceship back! 173 00:07:30,977 --> 00:07:32,879 Uh, we are... 174 00:07:33,438 --> 00:07:36,390 40 light years outside of the buttermilk nebula, 175 00:07:36,391 --> 00:07:38,402 although it is possible... 176 00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:42,052 Yeah. It's a sticker. 177 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:44,410 Hey, terrible Dean. 178 00:07:44,411 --> 00:07:47,589 This thing is being towed with us in it. 179 00:07:48,049 --> 00:07:50,458 Oh. Oh. Okay, wait. 180 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:52,853 So handicap spots count on saturdays? 181 00:07:52,854 --> 00:07:54,799 Assuming we don't wind up in a compactor, 182 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,964 when we get back, I'm going to step on you. 183 00:07:56,965 --> 00:07:59,081 Okay, as much as I might enjoy that, Jeffrey, 184 00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:01,381 if you don't get back here in time for the launch, 185 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:02,992 City College wins, 186 00:08:02,993 --> 00:08:05,962 and Greendale becomes just another school on my resume 187 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:09,085 that no one can call, because it doesn't exist. 188 00:08:09,086 --> 00:08:11,349 Now, tell me where you are! 189 00:08:11,378 --> 00:08:14,604 In a moving canister with no phone and no GPS, 190 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:17,246 because the only window is sealed shut. 191 00:08:18,727 --> 00:08:19,933 Hel... hello? 192 00:08:20,095 --> 00:08:21,116 Jeffrey! 193 00:08:22,854 --> 00:08:24,186 It isn't sealed shut. 194 00:08:25,085 --> 00:08:25,958 Hmm? 195 00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,052 The window isn't sealed shut. 196 00:08:27,053 --> 00:08:28,967 It slides open when you complete the simulation. 197 00:08:29,693 --> 00:08:31,406 Well, can you talk them through it? 198 00:08:31,556 --> 00:08:34,386 Abed, if they can open that window, 199 00:08:34,387 --> 00:08:37,296 they can tell us where they are, and we can find them. 200 00:08:37,801 --> 00:08:39,560 I was supposed to be on that thing. 201 00:08:40,701 --> 00:08:42,159 I know how she works. 202 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:46,303 Hey. That's why they need you to bring her home. 203 00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:55,910 I'll get us some coffee. 204 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:07,168 - Troy. - Abed? 205 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:09,191 You can get that window open by doing the simulation. 206 00:09:09,315 --> 00:09:10,322 Look at the panel on your right 207 00:09:10,323 --> 00:09:12,549 - ...and tell me your recipe. - Original. 208 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,704 - How many pieces? - 6 209 00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:14,788 - Flavor heading? - Tasty. 210 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:16,234 We need to get it up to delicious. 211 00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:17,847 That makes sense. 212 00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:21,449 Excellent work, Captain. 213 00:09:21,450 --> 00:09:24,229 Now keep your herbs and spices balanced 214 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,538 while the crew helps you with teamwork. 215 00:09:26,539 --> 00:09:28,367 Guys, we can get the window open 216 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,648 if you man your terminals, and we complete the simulation. 217 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:32,453 Yeah. I got a better idea. 218 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:34,512 - Oh! - Jeffrey! 219 00:09:37,373 --> 00:09:38,695 We're all dying. 220 00:09:39,172 --> 00:09:40,710 We're all gonna die! 221 00:09:40,711 --> 00:09:44,541 My readings indicate the need for cooperation. 222 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,724 I hate to pull rank on you, 223 00:09:45,725 --> 00:09:47,852 but I need you to man your station now, Jeff. 224 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,712 I hate to pull reality on you, 225 00:09:49,713 --> 00:09:51,787 but you got your rank, Captain, 226 00:09:51,788 --> 00:09:54,692 by sitting in the chair with the largest knobs! 227 00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:59,669 My readings indicate Pierce... 228 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,254 - What? - Pierce... 229 00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:02,881 My readings indicate 230 00:10:02,908 --> 00:10:05,545 you're going to die alone. 231 00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:07,281 Why's he saying that? Why's he... 232 00:10:07,348 --> 00:10:09,016 why's he saying that to me? 233 00:10:09,084 --> 00:10:10,417 Uh, he... he's getting worse. 234 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,752 Almost there. 235 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,221 Stop talking, old man. 236 00:10:14,288 --> 00:10:16,456 You can't make me stop, Pierce, 237 00:10:16,523 --> 00:10:19,726 because Troy is killing your life force. 238 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,527 - I knew it! - Oh! 239 00:10:21,595 --> 00:10:22,674 I knew it! 240 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,668 Abed! 241 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,073 Kentucky one... 242 00:10:34,753 --> 00:10:35,615 Do you read me? 243 00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:38,778 Kentucky one, Kentucky one, do you read me? 244 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,259 Kentucky one, copy. 245 00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:42,582 Kentucky. Come in, Kentucky. 246 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:44,651 I've worked out a way for them to reroute the power 247 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,052 from the auxiliary battery. Reroute to what? 248 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:51,623 Everybody... 249 00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:53,774 Here is the situation. 250 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,329 This is Greendale. 251 00:10:57,397 --> 00:11:00,803 This is the maximum distance from Greendale 252 00:11:00,847 --> 00:11:03,408 we can drive to haul them back up here in time 253 00:11:03,452 --> 00:11:04,815 for the simulated launch. 254 00:11:05,018 --> 00:11:08,046 And these are city impound lots... 255 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:11,158 Any of which might be their destination. 256 00:11:11,677 --> 00:11:12,777 What are these other circles? 257 00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:13,797 What other circles? 258 00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:15,724 Looks like you circled public restrooms 259 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,439 and truck stops. Yeah. 260 00:11:17,607 --> 00:11:19,349 There's another one. - Okay. 261 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,993 That is a different side of the map, 262 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,587 and that is... for a different project. 263 00:11:24,996 --> 00:11:25,902 Why do they have star ratings? 264 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,697 - Let's get to work, people! - Got it. 265 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,175 Talk to me, Buddy. Come on! 266 00:11:29,536 --> 00:11:31,563 Uh, bro, we stopped moving. 267 00:11:31,631 --> 00:11:34,348 Pierce has got space madness, or he's just old or something. 268 00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:35,896 They're locking him up in the back. 269 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:38,368 - Argh! - Run, Jeff! 270 00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:40,873 You can't do this to me! 271 00:11:40,941 --> 00:11:42,037 We just did! 272 00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:44,254 Guys, please! You're becoming animals! 273 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:45,363 Oh, shut up! 274 00:11:45,407 --> 00:11:47,342 We wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for you. 275 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:48,196 That's not true! 276 00:11:48,231 --> 00:11:50,457 We weren't supposed to be in here when it happened! 277 00:11:53,431 --> 00:11:55,001 When what happened? 278 00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:57,856 When we got towed? 279 00:11:57,892 --> 00:12:00,355 How did you know we were gonna get towed? 280 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,945 I set it up. 281 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,588 I called City College about transferring, 282 00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:10,288 and the Dean told me that he would get me in 283 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,872 if I helped sabotage Greendale's launch. 284 00:12:13,156 --> 00:12:14,977 I was supposed to make sure nobody was around 285 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,086 so that they could steal it. 286 00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:17,978 And then you guys were late, and then... 287 00:12:18,382 --> 00:12:20,071 Wait, wait. You're transferring? 288 00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:20,546 Why? 289 00:12:21,919 --> 00:12:25,781 You guys thought that butthole flag was so funny. 290 00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:28,983 I mean, I respect you all enough to let you hate yourselves, 291 00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:32,306 but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school. 292 00:12:34,126 --> 00:12:35,717 Eh. I'm not buying it. 293 00:12:35,770 --> 00:12:36,500 Yeah. 294 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:38,453 Let's kill her. 295 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,015 Wait! City College was behind this? 296 00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:45,269 We have to get back in time for that launch. 297 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,662 - Why? - We earned the right 298 00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:49,741 to pick on Greendale every day by going there. 299 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:52,710 Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. 300 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:55,846 - Nobody craps in it but us. - Yeah. 301 00:12:55,914 --> 00:12:58,135 - Now, that was inspiring. - Seriously? 302 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:02,036 Captain. 303 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,067 Get to your stations. 304 00:13:05,111 --> 00:13:05,973 Okay. 305 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,393 - Thrusters. - Full. 306 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,376 - Turbo shield. - On. 307 00:13:11,503 --> 00:13:13,241 - Navigation. - Three. 308 00:13:13,337 --> 00:13:14,983 - Chicken. - Yeah. 309 00:13:15,642 --> 00:13:17,815 Ready? All: Ready. 310 00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,803 Suppertime. 311 00:13:25,476 --> 00:13:26,685 Hold it... 312 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,757 Congratulations, crew. 313 00:13:39,784 --> 00:13:41,253 You've worked together. 314 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,361 Now feast your eyes on the wonders of the cosmos. 315 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:49,131 Greendale. Greendale. 316 00:13:49,159 --> 00:13:50,778 Everybody be quiet. Everybody quiet down. 317 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:51,749 Quiet down. 318 00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:54,389 Say again. Stand by for location. 319 00:14:07,607 --> 00:14:09,055 What do you see, gang? 320 00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:13,390 We are in... 321 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,122 Coldwater. 322 00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:25,244 Here... 323 00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:27,290 Right next to the truck stop with three thumbs. 324 00:14:30,605 --> 00:14:32,062 Those aren't thumbs. 325 00:14:33,335 --> 00:14:35,877 Greendale. Do you copy, Greendale? 326 00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:40,718 I'm sorry, Jeff. 327 00:14:41,221 --> 00:14:42,576 I'm afraid... 328 00:14:43,438 --> 00:14:44,679 You're out of town. 329 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:02,582 I guess somebody'll come get us eventually. 330 00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:05,406 I really miss Greendale. 331 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:07,887 How many schools would let you make a butt flag... 332 00:15:08,106 --> 00:15:09,830 Then actually fly it? 333 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:11,696 How many schools would let you get a degree 334 00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,625 in theoretical phys ed? 335 00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:15,294 Annie... 336 00:15:16,139 --> 00:15:17,889 We owe you an apology. 337 00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:19,297 Nobody should have to choose 338 00:15:19,341 --> 00:15:21,341 between their friends and their school. 339 00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:23,584 Thanks. 340 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:26,096 But you shouldn't have tattled about the flag. 341 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:27,213 I tattled. 342 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,602 I told the Dean it was our design. 343 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,570 And I told him it was a butt too. 344 00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:33,831 - What? - Why, Jeffrey? 345 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,795 He kept not seeing it. I mean, it was driving me crazy. 346 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:39,434 It says "e pluribus anus". 347 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:41,345 I told you we should have put cheeks on it. 348 00:15:41,584 --> 00:15:44,378 There's a time and place for subtlety, 349 00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:46,916 and that time was before Scary movie. 350 00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:48,011 Hey, guys? 351 00:15:49,076 --> 00:15:50,496 I'm feeling a lot better now. 352 00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,748 Well, you... you sound good. 353 00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:55,041 Yeah, you know, in a weird way, 354 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:56,483 being in a smaller place like this, 355 00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:58,401 I was able to work through some things. 356 00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:01,390 I think I'm ready to come out. 357 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,562 I'll kill you! 358 00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:18,065 I will kill you, Sanders! 359 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:20,309 - Congratulations... - Come on, man, come on. 360 00:16:20,441 --> 00:16:21,814 Let go! 361 00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:25,322 No! 362 00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:27,742 Get off my mommy! I'm her man! 363 00:16:27,936 --> 00:16:30,558 Pierce, stop! Stop it! Calm down! 364 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,625 Who's feeling skinny? 365 00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:42,100 Dean? The press is here. 366 00:16:42,145 --> 00:16:43,668 - Oh... - I tried to buy us some time 367 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,259 with these double-icious sandwiches, 368 00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:48,224 but they thought I was doing product integration for KFC. 369 00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:52,266 This hawaiian bread is so good, though. 370 00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:55,912 Time to face the music. 371 00:16:56,387 --> 00:16:57,549 Craig. 372 00:16:58,244 --> 00:16:59,022 Stephen. 373 00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,191 I'm surprised to see you here. 374 00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,111 You don't think I'd miss your moment of triumph, do you? 375 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:08,045 Greendale beating City College into simulated space? 376 00:17:08,589 --> 00:17:09,847 Unless... 377 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,138 You're having trouble locating your ship. 378 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,425 You. 379 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:17,844 You were behind this? 380 00:17:19,217 --> 00:17:22,007 The next time you provoke City College, 381 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:24,913 you will lose more than a winnebago. 382 00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:30,541 Greendale. Come in, greendale. 383 00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,345 Go ahead, Kentucky. 384 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,115 You can call off the rescue. 385 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,856 We're coming to save you. 386 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:51,261 Come on, you family-sized bucket of bolts. 387 00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:01,944 Abed, construction on spring road. 388 00:18:02,636 --> 00:18:04,129 I see it. Left on apple valley. 389 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:06,410 Annie, left on apple. 390 00:18:06,445 --> 00:18:07,549 Hold tight! 391 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,806 - Hi. - Hi. 392 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,466 - Hi. - Get off of me. 393 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,762 They'll never make it back, Craig. 394 00:18:22,132 --> 00:18:24,965 That thing might as well be on a simulation of the moon. 395 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,505 Oh, you know wha-- 396 00:18:29,404 --> 00:18:30,979 Ah, yes! 397 00:18:35,994 --> 00:18:37,097 Hey, look out! 398 00:18:44,987 --> 00:18:46,492 - Whoo! - What just happened? 399 00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:07,747 Ladies and gentlemen, 400 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,148 returning from their maiden simulation, 401 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:13,907 the fabulous Greendale greenstronauts! 402 00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:40,354 Well, Annie... 403 00:19:40,566 --> 00:19:44,563 I suppose you're not City College material after all. 404 00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:46,857 Thank you. 405 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:48,874 - Annie! - Good job. 406 00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,517 That's good! 407 00:19:52,571 --> 00:19:54,823 Just to say... could you hold on one second? 408 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:00,454 Great job up there, Captain. 409 00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:01,654 Really? 410 00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:03,790 You think I could be a real astronaut someday? 411 00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,419 Well, if NASA ever needs someone 412 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,226 to keep an arrow inside of a moving rectangle, 413 00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:09,863 I know who I'd recommend. 414 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,244 Abed... 415 00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,523 Want to ta a seat in the Captain's chair? 416 00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,804 I think you've earned it. 417 00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:19,681 No, thanks. I can't imagine anything 418 00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:21,600 that could have been cooler than what I've done today. 419 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,302 Okay, that was cool. 420 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,735 In the future... 421 00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:45,376 Mission control, headed for base. 422 00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:48,162 Target acquired. 423 00:20:50,612 --> 00:20:52,214 Mission control, I've got a bogie on my 6. 424 00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:53,714 Yeah, I'm on your 6. 425 00:20:53,715 --> 00:20:54,832 Evasive maneuvers. 426 00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:58,791 Still on your 6. 427 00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:00,670 I took evasive maneuvers. You can't be on my 6. 428 00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:01,797 Then I'm on your 12. 429 00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:03,346 That means I'm your 6. 430 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:05,547 Good.