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Halloween... A time of vampires,

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hobgoblins, Draculas,
boogens, and headless mice.

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I'm George Takei.

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You know what?

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Let's just get to it.

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- Mm-hmm.
- How is it?

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Pretty good taco meat.

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I wonder how the dean
scored this sweet spread.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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Chef gaga never reveals her caterer.

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And don't try reading my
p... p... p.... poker face.

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It's military rations
from an army surplus store.

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I didn't read your poker face.

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You left the containers in the garbage.

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Oh, well, um, you guys have fun.

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I'm gonna... gonna take out the garbage.

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Oh, you may also want to
adjust your iTunes setting.

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When it's not playing an endless
loop of Abba's greatest hits,

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it's playing what I think may
be your personal voice memos.

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What?

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Note to self... Get oil changed,

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check Netflix for that
movie where Greg Kinnear...

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Plays a ghost... No, an angel...

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and something called human centi...

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- David Beckham.
- Hmm.

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Dragon turtle?

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T-Rex.

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Man, I wonder how much effort

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you put into being accidentally handsome

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for a costume every year.

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Only half the effort you'll be putting

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into eating and drinking tonight.

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Let me help you, dragon turtle.

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Guys, Shirley's costume is once again

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unwittingly ambiguous.

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I don't know what she's supposed to be,

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but I do know she's not miss piggy.

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I repeat... She is not miss piggy.

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You're on your own.

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Hello! Guess who I am.

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Um, can't you just say?

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No.

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Pierce, are you okay?

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Huh? What? Huh?

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Whoa.

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Hey, if you get any
more sweaty and puffy,

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your costume's gonna reach
new levels of authenticity.

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Oh, I don't understand.
Shut up.

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He's acting like the impression of him

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we do behind his back.

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Get away from me!

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Oh, man, just when you think it's funny.

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Pierce?

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Okay, okay, okay. Ooh.

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Oh, excuse me.

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I think my friend is really sick.

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I'm not a doctor.

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I'm a doctor.

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Annie! Rich from pottery class.

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- Oh, hey!
- Oh, hey.

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- Wow, this looks serious.
- Yeah.

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Let's... You know what?
Let's get him over here.

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- Okay.
- Oh, boy.

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He is just not in
very good shape, is he?

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But you look fantastic.

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Oh, thank you.

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Look at you with your hood.

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Get away from those hotties!

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You're safe now.

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But if that thing comes back,
I'm gonna need

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one or both of your phone numbers.

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Yeah, right.

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I don't get it.

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How do you do it?

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Well, I am wearing a $6,000 suit,

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and you spent 3 days making
cardboard robot armor.

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You're saying they feel sorry for you?

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I'm saying I remind girls less

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of taking their little
brothers to comic-con.

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- Rich.
- More?

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Put her with the others.

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102... This may be food poisoning.

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Rich, what did I tell you?

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- To rule out food poisoning.
- Yes.

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But also not to say the words out loud.

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Who wants to walk my plank, huh?

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Hey.

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Okay, I'm ruling out food poisoning.

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Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com

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Guess who I am.

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Michelle Kwan?

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Wrong.

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Kristi Yamaguchi?

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Peggy Fleming.

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Just been proven racist

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by the racist-prover.

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Hey, guess who I am.

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Drink.

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Have you noticed a weird vibe

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taking a hold of this party?

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It's like every fifth person
is on something

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seriously hard-core.

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Yeah, I wonder who's holding...

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The key to your riddle.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Where's your costume?

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Trying something new.

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But our costumes go together,
and if you're not in yours,

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I'm just a guy in a spandex
suit and a bike helmet.

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- Well, I'm a sexy Dracula.
- You mean vampire.

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I don't need to know which Dracula I am

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to be a Dracula.

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Nerd.

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Your symptoms are
progressing even faster

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than everyone else's.

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How much of that taco-meat
stuff did you eat, star-burns?

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I didn't eat any.

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My name is Alex!

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Whatever it is must have transferred

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through Pierce's bite.

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My God, I think you're right.

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Annie, you make quite the little nurse.

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Thank you, rich.

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You're quite a banana.

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Jeez, why don't you guys
just get a roo...

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But the only people getting sick

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are the ones eating what I
bought at your surplus store.

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I never said the stuff was delicious,

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but you can't get sick from it.

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It's nonperishable.

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What about the taco-meat stuff...

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- the classic flavor?
- The what?

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The one with the goofy label.

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Here.

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"Classified Phoenix.

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"If found, repeat key phrase..."

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"echo, tango, X-ray,
nine, nine, seven."

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Yeah. Sounds delicious.

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Anyway, it looks like taco meat and...

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Hello?

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Greendale Community College?

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Speaking.

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This is special
operations officer McHenry.

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Hi.

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I need you to listen
to me very carefully.

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Okay, one hint.

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I'm a beloved character
from our childhood.

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- I can't stop seeing it.
- I know.

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Leonard, behave yourself.
I'm a Christian woman.

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Leonard, you better
back that pumpkin ass up,

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or I will make a pie.

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Hey, Jeff, it's me,
rich, from pottery class.

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"Doc Potterywood," remember?
'Cause we were...

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- Rich, bigger fish.
- Yeah.

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Guys, there's some kind
of infection at the party

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that's making people act
weird and bite each other.

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We need to coordinate
an orderly evacuation

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without causing unnecessary panic.

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Holy crap!

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Leonard's a zombie!

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Zombie attack!

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Never mind.

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Oh, my God! Ah!

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- I'm sorry.
- Open the door!

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I've been told we need
a little baby quarantine

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until the army gets here.

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The army?

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I know, right?

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They said to wait for six hours.

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Stay strong.

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Guys...

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I hate to be the
"we've got company" guy, but...

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Oh!

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Hey, guess who I am.

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Or don't.

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Head to the back!

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Run!

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You punched a lady bee!

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No!

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Let go of the door, you little bitch!

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Welcome!

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Oh, thank God you're all right!

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Whoo! We did it!

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Okay, did we lose anybody out there?

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- No.
- Is anybody hurt?

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No.

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Okay, last question, and
I know it's a long shot,

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but did anybody happen to
shut off the dean's playlist?

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Two percent milk, eggs,
deodorant, puppy chow...

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Okay, it's a officially
a waking nightmare.

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When are the police coming?

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- Help is on the way.
- Hello?

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Help is on the way.

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- Hello?
- Help is on the way.

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Flavor flav was right.

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It's the end of days.

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It can't be the end of days.

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It's not 2012 yet.

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It's not the end of days.

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There seems to be a
rabies-related pathogen

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affecting the prefrontal
cortex of the brain,

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causing hyper aggression.

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It could take years for
it to take over the world.

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- How many years?
- 1, 1 1/2.

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2012! End of days!

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End of days! End of days!

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Good thinking, Jeff...

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Vertical fold.

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You making fun of me?

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That jacket is worth
more than the island

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you were grown on, Chiquita MD.

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"Chiquita MD"... I like it.

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Rich, this is a good time to
let you know that I hate you.

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Shouldn't we be barricading the room?

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I don't know.
These guys don't seem so...

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- Argh!
- I will help you.

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Wait! Wait!

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Before you barricade us in,
I need to ask

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if anyone has been bitten.

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You bit, huh? You bit?

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This pathogen is spread through bites,

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so if anyone has been
bitten and you allow us

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to seal ourselves in here with you,

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you're putting us all in danger.

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All right, go ahead.

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Are we really just gonna sit here?

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The army's gonna be here in six hours.

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Why six hours?
Are they hosting the Oscars?

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Damn.

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And the winner for
best adapted Oscar burn,

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Jeff Winger for "Oh, snap!
The man who went there".

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Those people don't have six hours.

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Judging from the temperatures
of those infected...

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Within three hours,
they're gonna start suffering

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from brain damage.

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Three hours after that,
they're gonna be dead.

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What? We have to do something for them.

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Do something? For the zombies?

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If we lower the temperature
of the whole building,

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would it break the
fever and kill the virus?

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It might.

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I know where the thermostat is...
out there on the wall.

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Troy, we have to rise to
the occasion like Ripley

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and kick monster butt in our undies.

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I'm not Ripley, Abed.

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I'm a cool, sexy Dracula.

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I make love to ladies, and I survive.

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I'm with Troy.

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Guys, those are not zombies.

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Those are our classmates,
and they're sick.

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And they can make us sick by biting us.

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- The banana said so.
- It's true.

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The incubation only takes minutes.

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First, you get a stomachache.

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Then your skin turns red,
followed by cold sweats.

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Muscle spasms, high fever,

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and then the uncontrollable
urge to bite uninfected flesh.

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Oh, Jesus.

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And I forgot one symptom.

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Slurred speech.

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Hey, you got bit!

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I felt like maybe I was special.

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Special? You're not special.

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I'm special.

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I was bit ten minutes ago, and I'm...

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fine.

267
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Oh, great.

268
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Nobody is special!

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Hey, Rich, just so you know,
I hate you less now.

270
00:11:46,335 --> 00:11:48,717
That's how much I hate your normal self.

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You have to destroy his brain.

272
00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:55,059
What the hell?

273
00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,694
- A hamster!
- Way to go!

274
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Run!

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Run! Run!

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Head for the stairs!

277
00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:19,060
- What about Annie?
- Don't look back!

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00:12:19,061 --> 00:12:20,275
Why not?

279
00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:21,237
Oh!

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00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:23,223
Shirley, oh, God.

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Don't look back!

282
00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:27,038
Oh!

283
00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:42,693
Oh, this is how I die... As Miss Piggy.

284
00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:44,010
You're not Miss Piggy.

285
00:12:44,015 --> 00:12:45,603
You're Glenda the good witch.

286
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Oh! You knew?

287
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:51,684
Just so you know, I've always
loved Peggy Fleming.

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You're not racist.

289
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Mm-mm.

290
00:13:11,314 --> 00:13:12,503
Oh, cool.

291
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,559
A dark basement.

292
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:17,334
I was just thinking we should
be doing this in a dark basement.

293
00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,134
Troy, why did you ditch your costume?

294
00:13:20,589 --> 00:13:23,480
Why bring that up now, Abed?
We might die down here.

295
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,280
All the more reason
to get this ironed out.

296
00:13:25,432 --> 00:13:28,162
You called me a nerd up there.
What defines a nerd...

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Committing to an awesome
Halloween costume

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with your best friend?

299
00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:31,741
Is that what nerds do?

300
00:13:31,742 --> 00:13:33,740
I don't know, Abed,
because I'm not a nerd,

301
00:13:33,741 --> 00:13:36,513
which is why I'm not taking
part in this very conversation.

302
00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:37,698
Shh! Nerds.

303
00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:39,712
Did you hear that?

304
00:13:42,658 --> 00:13:43,728
Jeez!

305
00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,788
It was just a cat.

306
00:13:47,811 --> 00:13:48,926
Let's keep moving.

307
00:13:50,624 --> 00:13:52,861
Oh! Holy crap!

308
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:59,158
What is up with that cat?

309
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,482
- Is someone throwing it?
- Let's keep moving.

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00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,731
No!

311
00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:04,287
Let's not keep moving,

312
00:14:04,288 --> 00:14:06,722
because there is an
insane cat down here.

313
00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,026
Well, what about the zombies?

314
00:14:08,027 --> 00:14:10,614
Back burner, Troy!
This cat has to be dealt with.

315
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,813
There it is! Grab it!

316
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,013
This should lead upstairs.
The thermostat will be...

317
00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:19,824
Enough with the thermostat, Abed.

318
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,687
This is not pretend play time,
save-the-world time.

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00:14:22,688 --> 00:14:23,758
It's quarter past

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00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,909
let's-get-the-hell-
out-of-this-building time.

321
00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:30,019
There. There's a window.

322
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:31,740
All right, if we climb that dusty fence,

323
00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:32,759
we can hoist each other against he wall

324
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,018
and then squeeze through it.

325
00:14:36,046 --> 00:14:37,275
I vote we take the door.

326
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,793
He doesn't want to dirty his suit.

327
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,790
For real?

328
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,389
Clothes make the man, Troy.

329
00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:45,477
What the... Hey! Ah!

330
00:14:45,564 --> 00:14:46,622
Whoa!

331
00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:51,590
That's my jacket!

332
00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:55,019
My jacket... You're stretching it!

333
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,495
You're stretching it!

334
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:01,506
Wrong way!
Go! Go! Go! Go!

335
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,050
- Go.
- I'm not going without you!

336
00:15:33,051 --> 00:15:34,897
Troy, make me proud.

337
00:15:34,898 --> 00:15:36,956
Be the first black man
to make it to the end.

338
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,334
Go, go, go, go, go!

339
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:44,528
Abed!

340
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:48,561
I love you.

341
00:15:48,593 --> 00:15:49,638
I know.

342
00:15:52,046 --> 00:15:52,900
Make it fast.

343
00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,547
No!

344
00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:09,684
Troy, be honest.

345
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,698
Are you a zombie?
I will mace you.

346
00:16:11,699 --> 00:16:12,895
Give me the keys.

347
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:14,156
Those people are gonna get brain damage

348
00:16:14,157 --> 00:16:15,387
if someone doesn't help 'em.

349
00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,119
Okay, Troy, there is something called

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00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,762
"chain of command, " so unfortunately...

351
00:16:18,763 --> 00:16:19,731
Oh!

352
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,016
Are you crazy?

353
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,246
How are you gonna survive those zombies?

354
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,149
I'm gonna be a nerd.

355
00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:32,762
Better have a plan "B"!

356
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:43,173
That's right.

357
00:16:43,776 --> 00:16:46,407
Prepare to meet the
power of imagination.

358
00:16:50,211 --> 00:16:51,548
Ugh! Okay.

359
00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:53,468
All right, I don't know why
I thought this would work.

360
00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:54,936
Hey, get off me!

361
00:16:54,937 --> 00:16:57,001
Get off... You're so strong!

362
00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:58,543
God, I hate this!

363
00:16:59,044 --> 00:16:59,617
Get off!

364
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,106
Stop using your mouth!

365
00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:05,022
Hello, zombie Annie.

366
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:06,523
What big fists you have...

367
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:07,872
in your face!

368
00:17:09,014 --> 00:17:09,821
Whoa!

369
00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:13,314
Beam this up, Scotty.

370
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,772
In your face!

371
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,629
Zombie Shirley...

372
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,400
I don't know what you are, but...

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00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:23,909
In your face!

374
00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:28,492
Abed, we're friends.

375
00:17:28,978 --> 00:17:30,560
Ah! Abed, no!

376
00:17:30,672 --> 00:17:31,994
Ah, Britta!

377
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,483
Okay, okay.

378
00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:35,837
I've been bit, y'all.

379
00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,702
Dag. Congrats.

380
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:39,180
You did what the zombies do.

381
00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:54,592
Jeff, still cool as a zombie.

382
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,549
Mah!

383
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,292
Out of the way! Out of the way!

384
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,345
Out of the way!

385
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:10,355
- You dean Pelton?
- Speaking.

386
00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:12,773
Wow. Six hours on the dot.

387
00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:14,580
Yeah, well, practice makes perfect.

388
00:19:14,657 --> 00:19:15,781
You the only witness?

389
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:16,937
I am.

390
00:19:17,178 --> 00:19:18,208
All right.

391
00:19:18,313 --> 00:19:20,317
Hey, we got uninfected in here.

392
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:21,577
How many we talking?

393
00:19:22,007 --> 00:19:23,346
I think it might be all of 'em.

394
00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,867
All right, scenario "B".

395
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,211
Repeat, scenario "B".

396
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,152
Let's dose these suckers.

397
00:19:29,153 --> 00:19:31,146
Dose what now? Oh!

398
00:19:48,177 --> 00:19:51,495
So you remember nothing past
your decision to be Lady Gaga?

399
00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:54,439
Can't believe that
somebody would mass-roofie

400
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,096
an entire party.

401
00:19:56,097 --> 00:19:57,523
I can't believe it wasn't me.

402
00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:59,060
I can't believe I believe you...

403
00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:00,636
And I don't.

404
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:03,239
Want to watch a movie?

405
00:20:03,613 --> 00:20:04,612
Sure.

406
00:20:04,713 --> 00:20:06,627
Aliens, cyborgs, or zombies?

407
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:09,681
I don't know why,
but I'm kind of over zombies.

408
00:20:09,682 --> 00:20:12,339
Yeah, I don't feel like
anything action-heavy.

409
00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:13,800
How about something light?

410
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:14,950
You seen Marmaduke?

411
00:20:14,951 --> 00:20:18,339
And so Troy and Abed
went back to the dormitory

412
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:20,786
for a viewing of Marmaduke.

413
00:20:20,994 --> 00:20:24,159
I'm George Takei,
and if you're name is Kevin,

414
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,888
here's a little freebie
for your cell phone.

415
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,383
Hi, Kevin can't come to the phone.

416
00:20:29,384 --> 00:20:32,315
He's on a spaceship
with me, George Takei.

417
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,963
Please leave a message.

418
00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:35,913
You're welcome Kevins.

419
00:20:37,212 --> 00:20:39,147
Happy Halloween.

420
00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:44,118
Voice mail?

421
00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:49,372
Troy! This is Chang.

422
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,825
There's not much time.

423
00:20:50,987 --> 00:20:52,416
I don't think we're gonna make it.

424
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,812
Listen, if you survive,

425
00:20:54,858 --> 00:20:57,646
please spread this message for me.

426
00:20:58,065 --> 00:21:00,447
Shirley and I totally did it!

427
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:01,751
Shh! Chang, what are you doing?

428
00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:02,703
Nothing.

429
00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:04,926
Gotta go!

430
00:21:08,111 --> 00:21:09,847
Why did he call me?

431
00:21:10,047 --> 00:21:20,247
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