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I can't believe
this is our 20th and final
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anthropology diorama
of the year.
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I can't believe our assignment
is making a diorama
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of us making our 19th diorama.
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Oh, come on.
My forehead is not this big.
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Uh, Troy, can you pass me
that paintbrush?
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[Gasps]
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My monkey!
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My monkey took that paintbrush
and then went into that vent.
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Oh, I miss him so much.
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- Someone's got to go after him.
- I got this.
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[All scream]
What are you doing?
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Trust me. I know these vents
like the back of my Chang.
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Holy...
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- Is that a new stereotype?
- [Grunting]
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Oh, my God.
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Did you find him?
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Is that a new stereotype?
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No, and no.
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But there's all kinds
of stuff in here.
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Oh, my God.
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[Gasps]
Oh!
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It's like a sentimental
treasure pile.
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Oh, that's my spoon.
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No!
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Oh, Hubba Bubba.
Cool.
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I thought they stopped
making this.
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♪ Give me some more
time in a dream ♪
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♪ give me the hope
to run out of steam ♪
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♪ somebody said
we could be here ♪
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♪ we could be roped up,
tied up, dead in a year ♪
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♪ I can't count
the reasons I should stay ♪
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♪ one by one,
they all just fade away ♪
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And that's all of it.
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That's good.
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That means you can put
your clothes back on.
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Nuh-uh.
I'm going back in.
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Why?
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Monkey took my spoon.
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[Grunts]
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It's like a reverse cow birth.
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Annie, look, all
of your purple pens are here.
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Do you remember
when you got so mad
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because you thought
someone was stealing them?
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There are so many memories
in this pile.
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Look.
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Whoa.
The deputy's badge
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from when we spent that day
in that old ghost town.
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Oh, yeah.
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- We have to find the saloon.
- Every building is a saloon.
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We got to go!
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Get the tarnation back here,
you city slicking sons of...
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[All scream, gunshot]
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That was, like, one of
the best days of the whole year,
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and I almost
totally forgot about it.
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We almost totally got shot.
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Yeah, but by a prospector
in red long underwear.
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How cool was that?
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Glad you had fun.
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By the way, that dude
was hard-core racist,
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like 1800s Disney-style.
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We learned new ways
to hate ourselves.
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Hey, Glee Club trophy.
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You guys remember when we had
to fill in for Glee Club?
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[Piano playing]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Sing a-ling-a-ling ♪
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♪ sing a-ling-a-ling,
ding dong ♪
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♪ sing a-ling-a-ling ♪
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♪ sing a-ling-a-ling,
ding dong ♪
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Both: ♪ sing a-ling-a-ling,
sing a-ling-a-ling, ding dong ♪
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♪ ah-ah-ah ♪
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♪ sing, sing, sing,
sing, sing, sing, sing ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ uh ♪
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Guys, that's not a fond memory.
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We won, like, 70 awards.
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Yeah, but the reason
we had to fill in for Glee Club
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was because they...
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Died.
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Their bus crashed.
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I know, but I was remembering
around that part.
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Yeah, focus on the positives,
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like we got
that cool new bus driver.
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Nice try, Britta,
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but the truth is
it's been a dark year.
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Pierce got hooked
on painkillers.
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Shirley's having
an unplanned baby.
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And, apparently,
Chang is in the group now?
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It's true.
God hates us.
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Remember when Abed had a total
mental breakdown at Christmas?
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That was adorable and magical.
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He thought everything
was claymation.
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Yeah.
But everything wasn't.
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And what do you see now, Abed?
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A candy cane forest.
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We're all running through
the candy cane forest.
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Oh, careful, Britta bot.
Don't trip on a gumdrop.
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Oh, no, I tripped...
On a gumdrop!
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Yay.
Let's find Santa some more.
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Well, I think
this year was awesome...
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Full of good times
with great people.
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Come on, you guys.
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Stop focusing on
all the bad stuff and dig deep.
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Abed, you're a computer.
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Scan your mainframe
for some juicy memories.
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[Ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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[Beep]
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Jeff and Britta
are having secret sex.
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[Annie and Shirley gasp]
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Exhibit "A"...the one thing
I do remember from Halloween.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You need some help in there?
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Yeah, well, I can't use
my hands in this costume, so...
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[Snarls]
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Well...
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Exhibit "B"...something
I overheard during Christmas.
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Why would I want to be in
a school that hates Christmas?
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He's got a point.
Kidding.
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What are you doing later?
How about some holiday benefits?
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Hey, Ixnay
in front of Uncan-day.
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Hmm.
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And finally exhibit "C"...
the curious circumstances
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following
the exciting conclusion
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of our St. Patrick's Day
adventure.
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- Kind of like it.
- Really?
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- Yeah...
- Felt like it was distracting...
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Abed! Uh...
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Uh, a-a-a leprechaun
took our clothes.
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And you can never
tell anyone, okay?
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Okay, so we hooked up
a few times,
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but there's
a much larger issue here.
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We are friends with a grown man
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that clearly believes
in leprechauns.
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Didn't we decide
at the beginning of the year
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that for the good of the group,
we wouldn't allow any intimacy
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between each other
or ourselves?
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Troy, we never said ourselves.
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- Okay, now I'm really mad.
- So am I.
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Now we know why
our year's been so horrible.
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It's not God that hates us.
It's Jeff and Britta.
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Oh, please.
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If we were ruining your year,
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why didn't you even know
about it?
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Maybe we were so distracted
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by all the other times you two
put yourselves before the group.
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What?
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When have we ever put ourselves
before the group?
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You want examples?
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I think they want
some examples, Pierce.
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Okay, let's give 'em
some examples.
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Troy, drop a beat.
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- Just give 'em some examples.
- Fine.
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Chipmunk.
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Mm, impressive,
Mr. Winger.
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Someone's going to Regionals.
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[TV] It's a special cape.
A cape for justice...
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What are you doing?
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There's rioting in Tunisia!
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The Cape is premiering.
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Humanity is premiering,
you jags.
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We need to talk.
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These people
are giving out free iPhones!
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- What?
- No!
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This habitat was for humanity.
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Whoever did it, step forward.
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You five are in big trouble.
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Jeff and Britta,
you're free to go,
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because you didn't step forward
and are therefore innocent.
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You can't ignore the facts.
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You two are ruining this group.
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Look, just because
we're good-looking
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- doesn't make us villains.
- Yeah, are you sure you guys
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have the group's
best interests at heart?
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Feast your ear tongues
on these memory pops.
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Pierce,
you've had three flu shots.
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That's for the day care center.
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I'll be a living God!
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I'm glad you're considering
the exciting opportunity
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of selling
Lady Miss Lady cosmetics.
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Please, uh,
open your starter kits.
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Okay, now that the seals
have been broken,
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you each owe me $50.
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[Imitates birdcall]
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[Imitates birdcall]
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[Imitates birdcall loudly]
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[Mockingly] I'm Jeff Winger.
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Does this hard-boiled egg
make me look fat?
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[Mockingly]
My name is Jeff Winger.
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I love working this BlackBerry,
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because it really
tones my thumbs.
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[Both chuckle]
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It was
a particularly small egg.
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That's why I was asking.
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You can yell at me
all you want.
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I've seen enough movies to know
that popping the back of a raft
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makes it go faster.
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00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:27,399
That show's gonna last
three weeks!
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00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,134
Six seasons and a movie!
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00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,570
Pierce, you can't sneak up
on me like that.
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00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:33,705
When I'm startled,
my training takes over.
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- Hello!
- Ki-yah!
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00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,976
Oh!
[Gasps]
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Those are just stories
about us being cute.
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You guys actually
go out of your way
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to endanger the fabric
of this group.
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Yeah, leave our fabric alone.
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You guys aren't seeing
the bigger picture.
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We compartmentalized our libidos
for the good of the group.
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00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,792
Oh, you compartmentalized,
did you?
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00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:57,729
Then what's been going on
with us all year?
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What are you talking about?
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00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:03,802
I'm talking
about the Annie of it all...
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00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:07,706
The long looks,
the stolen glances,
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00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,241
the general atmosphere
of "would they, might they?"
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00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,410
Annie, I think you're reading
into some things.
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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,312
Oh, really?
219
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,315
[Sara Bareilles' Gravity]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Something always
brings me back to you ♪
222
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:39,371
♪ it never takes too long ♪
223
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:43,575
♪ no matter what I say or do ♪
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♪ I still feel you here ♪
225
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♪ till the moment I'm gone ♪
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♪ you hold me without touch ♪
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♪ keep me without chains ♪
228
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:09,000
♪ I never wanted
anything so much ♪
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00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:12,070
♪ than to drown in your love ♪
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♪ and not feel your rain ♪
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00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:20,345
♪ set me free ♪
232
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,514
♪ leave me be ♪
233
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♪ I don't want to fall
another moment ♪
234
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:30,188
♪ into your gravity ♪
235
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,756
Oh, give me a break.
236
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:36,227
I mean, you could do the same
thing with Pierce and Abed.
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[Sara Bareilles' Gravity]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Something always
brings me back to you ♪
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♪ it never takes too long ♪
241
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,490
♪ no matter what I say or do ♪
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00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:08,293
♪ I still feel you here ♪
243
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:12,464
♪ till the moment I'm gone ♪
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♪ you hold me without touch ♪
245
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:26,377
♪ keep me without chains ♪
246
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,946
Yeah, but, Jeff,
let's be honest,
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00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,114
there's more
between you and Annie
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00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,615
than there is
between me and Pierce.
249
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,418
- How dare you?
- Abed, it's called chemistry.
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00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,353
I have it with everybody.
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00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,654
Everybody?
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00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,590
I haven't felt any
of that chemistry coming my way.
253
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,258
I don't know if it's because
you're racist
254
00:12:40,292 --> 00:12:41,726
or because
I intimidate you sexually,
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00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,927
but I know
it's one of those two.
256
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Dean-a-ling-a-ling.
257
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I was just heading to judge
our belated carnival
258
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when I heard you guys
having a tiff.
259
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,902
What's the rumpus?
260
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,670
We were debating
how many times per year
261
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,506
a man can drop in a study room
262
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,209
in a dumb costume
with irrelevant news.
263
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,478
Dean-yow!
264
00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,847
It's Feline AIDS Awareness Day, folks,
265
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,916
so let's whip it in the keister.
266
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♪ Dean, dean, dean, dean,
dean, dean ♪
267
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♪ dean, dean, dean, dean ♪
268
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:13,124
Guys, Greendale's music
department is flat "baroque,"
269
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,493
so we are having
a fund-raiser.
270
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,630
What's dean got to do with it?
271
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:22,233
Why, it's time to Tina "Turner"
the clocks ahead.
272
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,035
Happy daylight savings!
273
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,837
Deanie, vidi, vici!
274
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I came, I saw,
I conquered the idea
275
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of a free Caesar-salad bar
in the cafeteria.
276
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:37,048
Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a dean.
277
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That's right, Greendale presents
"Gone with the Windows,"
278
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where we'll celebrate
our new energy-conscious windows
279
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,025
with a cotillion.
280
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,460
Whoop.
281
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,197
Okay.
282
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,038
Well, I guess
we don't see our patterns
283
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:04,742
until they're all laid out
in front of us.
284
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,845
[Crying] Thank you
for being so nice about it.
285
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,380
Oh, dean. Dean.
286
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,416
Can we please stop fighting?
287
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,985
We're starting
to hurt innocent perverts.
288
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,086
I don't want to stop.
289
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,688
We're airing out
all this dirty laundry.
290
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:19,490
After that,
we'll stop fighting forever.
291
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,693
Am I the only one
that remembers
292
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,228
our horrible camping trip?
293
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:25,496
It's "suh-mores."
It's not "s'mores."
294
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,731
[All arguing]
295
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,433
I just found out about it.
296
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,268
It's pronounced "s'mores."
297
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,270
Yeah, it's a contraction
of "some mores."
298
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,738
So contract it.
299
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,241
Stop saying "suh-mores"
unless you "can not."
300
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,609
Guys!
301
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,377
We need to stop fighting.
302
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,945
No, we don't.
303
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,547
It's good that we're finally
getting all this out there.
304
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,382
After this,
we'll stop fighting.
305
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:45,583
That's what we said
306
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,418
when we were painting
Shirley's nursery.
307
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,753
I was talking about the paint.
308
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,054
You were being racist.
309
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,623
Hey, when I'm being racist,
you'll know.
310
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,891
I know when you racist,
311
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,492
'cause you're racist
every doggone day.
312
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,761
Guys, let's not repeat
the events of Caesar salad day.
313
00:14:56,795 --> 00:15:00,632
[All arguing]
314
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,168
Aah!
315
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,145
Troy, your nose is bleeding.
316
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,268
Abed, stop being meta.
317
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:17,783
Why do you always have to take
whatever happens to us
318
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,771
and shove it up its own ass?
319
00:15:18,891 --> 00:15:20,019
He's not being meta.
320
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:22,467
He's just pointing out what
none of us want to acknowledge...
321
00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:23,435
It's all of us.
322
00:15:23,639 --> 00:15:25,207
This group is toxic.
323
00:15:25,241 --> 00:15:27,242
We fight about fighting
about fighting.
324
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:28,944
- We're sick.
- I hate us!
325
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:30,512
Well, what do we do now?
326
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:32,414
Well, we could do
what we always do...
327
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:35,550
Storm out in a huff and say
that the group is breaking up.
328
00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:50,298
Troy, pass me
that paintbrush, please.
329
00:16:02,111 --> 00:16:04,846
[Clattering]
330
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,648
Does anybody have any iodine?
331
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,523
How many vents are you
gonna crawl out of this year?
332
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,592
That's it.
We're done.
333
00:16:17,627 --> 00:16:20,462
Yeah. We're done.
334
00:16:20,496 --> 00:16:22,631
See you all tomorrow.
335
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:25,000
Uh, you guys, wait.
I want to say something.
336
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,935
You don't have to save us
with a speech.
337
00:16:26,969 --> 00:16:28,036
We're not breaking up,
338
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,771
so we don't need to get
back together.
339
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:32,007
I know I don't have to,
but I want to.
340
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:36,278
Look, we've known each other
for almost two years now.
341
00:16:36,312 --> 00:16:37,879
And, yeah, in that time,
342
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,781
I've given a lot of speeches,
343
00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:42,217
but they all have
one thing in common.
344
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,753
They're all different.
345
00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:46,821
These drug runners
aren't gonna execute Pierce
346
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:47,800
because he's racist.
347
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,758
It's a locomotive
that runs on us.
348
00:16:50,878 --> 00:16:53,198
And the only sharks
in that water
349
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:57,365
are the emotional ghosts
that I like to call fear.
350
00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,634
Anchovies. Fear.
351
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,704
And the dangers
of ingesting mercury.
352
00:17:02,738 --> 00:17:06,574
Because the real bugs
aren't the ones in those beds.
353
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,611
And there's no such thing
as a free Caesar salad.
354
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,812
And even if there were...
355
00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,714
The Cape still might find
356
00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:14,616
a second life on cable.
357
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,084
And I'll tell you why.
358
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,553
El corazon del agua es verdad.
359
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,055
That water is a lie!
360
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,158
Harrison Ford
is irradiating our testicles
361
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:25,093
with microwave
satellite transmissions!
362
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,328
So maybe we are caught
in an endless cycle
363
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,464
of screwups and hurt feelings,
364
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:32,467
but I choose to believe
it's just the universe's way
365
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:35,403
of molding us
into some kind of supergroup.
366
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:36,938
Like the Traveling Wilburys.
367
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:40,508
Yes, Troy, like
the Traveling Wilburys of pain...
368
00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:43,811
Prepared for any insane
adventure life throws our way.
369
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,313
And I don't know about you,
370
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,715
but I'm looking forward
to every one of them.
371
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,083
Oh, Jeffrey.
372
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:51,452
Oh, Jeff.
373
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:55,690
Jeffrey, Jeffrey.
374
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,693
Well, I guess
we can get through anything.
375
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,028
So it's probably okay
376
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:02,764
if you and Britta want to keep,
you know, hooking up.
377
00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:05,133
- I don't mind it so much.
- I'm cool with it.
378
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,101
- God cares.
- Whatever.
379
00:18:07,136 --> 00:18:09,904
Have fun tonight.
380
00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,906
So...
381
00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:15,210
I guess we don't have to keep
sneaking around anymore.
382
00:18:15,244 --> 00:18:16,945
Yeah, I guess not.
383
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:21,349
Both:
You want to stop doing this?
384
00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:23,218
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
385
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:24,986
- It's not you, it's me.
- It's you.
386
00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:28,890
Hey, guys.
387
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,692
Hey, guys. Ooh.
388
00:18:30,726 --> 00:18:32,827
Hey, you guys
remember the time...
389
00:18:34,129 --> 00:18:37,131
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390
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:41,035
[monkey howls]
391
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:43,404
Those guys don't care
who they hurt, do they?
392
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:46,708
You know I still don't even know
if I'm in the group?
393
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:52,347
Hey...
394
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,416
You and I have had
some pretty good times, huh?
395
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,719
Ow! Ow!
396
00:18:57,753 --> 00:19:00,622
Aah! Ow! Ow!
397
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,423
[Sighs]
398
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,558
What a year.
399
00:19:03,592 --> 00:19:06,027
Ow! Ow!
400
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:10,431
Aah! Aah! Aah!
401
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:11,466
Ow!
402
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:22,491
Hey everybody.
Can I help you with anything?
403
00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:24,394
I care about you guys.
404
00:19:24,514 --> 00:19:27,665
Shut up, dean.
You dress in stupid outfits.
405
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,903
Well, you have a right
to your opinion,
406
00:19:30,023 --> 00:19:31,675
so I'll just leave.
407
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,124
You could have been nicer
to the dean just then, Jeff.
408
00:19:34,244 --> 00:19:35,810
So what?
I don't care.
409
00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:39,218
I just think there maybe
could be repercussions, yo.
410
00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:40,386
I don't care what you think.
411
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,954
I don't care
about repercussions.
412
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:43,989
And I don't care
about the dean.
413
00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,158
Okay.
414
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,494
Meanwhile, at that same moment,
415
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:52,898
a truck full of toxic waste
crashes and spills on the dean,
416
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:56,969
transforming him
into Mega-dean!
417
00:19:57,003 --> 00:19:58,971
I don't care about anything.
418
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,434
Wait. I care now!
Now I care!
419
00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:16,160
Too late.
420
00:20:21,728 --> 00:20:23,642
I owe you guys an apology.
421
00:20:23,762 --> 00:20:25,415
The dean runs our school.
422
00:20:25,535 --> 00:20:27,435
He's entitled
to a modicum of respect.
423
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:30,140
You're always
so mean to him. Why?
424
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,656
It's embarrassing to admit,
425
00:20:31,776 --> 00:20:34,922
but sometimes I felt jealous
of his interesting outfits.
426
00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,313
Jeffrey,
if I didn't know better,
427
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,143
I'd say you had a crush on him.
428
00:20:40,263 --> 00:20:42,650
I'll never tell!
429
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,351
[Laughter]
430
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:48,254
[Imitates high-pitched guitar notes]