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Sync by YesCool - Corrected by 4be1
www.addic7ed.com
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So I booked a sketch artist,
an improve troupe,
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and there'll be a laser
projecting a burning pelvis
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onto the ceiling.
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A laser!
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Well, this isn't gonna be your mother's
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sexually transmitted disease
awareness fair.
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You've been quite
the little helper, Annie.
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Oh, STD fair, guys.
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Catch knowledge.
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You think you're better than me?
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No.
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You stick to quotin' movie lines.
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I'll stick to sports.
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I'm trying to reduce
my pop-cultural referencing.
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Well, you're not moving into sports.
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You and I are playing
real basketball, right now.
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Sounds fun.
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No, it doesn't! And it won't be.
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- Catch knowledge.
- Sorry, not interested...
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in ignoring your very important cause.
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Hi, I'm Jeff Winger.
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Oh, Sabrina is my new secretary.
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"Secretary" is a little
degrading to women.
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I help the dean do officey things.
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Oh, gender saved.
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My casual friend and I are gonna have
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a non-romantic breakfast
if you'd like to join us.
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The cafeteria's closed
while we set up for the fair.
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Fortune cookie?
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Isn't it great?
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Greendale is the latest
campus to catch a case
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of public health fever!
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You know the toilets
in the women's bathrooms
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don't have seats, right?
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Because they keep getting stolen.
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Sabrina, take a note.
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I want hidden cameras in every stall.
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Problem solved.
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- "You will get aids."
- Flip it over.
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"Unless you go to the STD fair."
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I wrote that.
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Congratu... horrible!
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See you later.
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Jeff... you and I are friends, right?
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Okay.
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You may have noticed a
recent change in my demeanor.
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I haven't.
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Well, I have a new girlfriend.
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And she is super smart,
if you know what I mean.
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Unfortunately, I always
know what you mean.
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Can't wait for you to meet her.
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You know, when you catch a big fish,
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you want to stuff her
and put her on the mantle.
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How 'bout tonight? I doubt it.
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Troy and I played basketball.
It was fun.
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Don't gloat.
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It's impossible to guard you.
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Your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
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Hey, guys, Jeff and I are
double-dating tonight
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with my new girlfriend.
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Ooh...
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You got that from "I doubt it"?
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Pierce has got a girlfriend!
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That's great. What does she do?
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- She's an escort.
- Oh...
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Some mysteries solve
themselves, don't they?
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No, no, no, that's just her profession.
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She doesn't escort me. No, no.
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I met her in my marketing class.
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And I'm taking Doreen
to Annie's mixer tonight.
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You mean the STD fair.
Catch knowledge.
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Taking a call girl to an STD fair.
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There's a joke here.
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So, Jeff, dust off that black book
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and rustle up a honey, huh?
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Is there a pill that makes
the word "no" clearer?
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Well, I guess it is pretty short notice.
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Probably couldn't get a date anyway.
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- Oooohh...
- I'm sure you're right.
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Oooohh...
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Maybe it has something to do with crabs.
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They're like a food,
but they're also a disease.
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You know, I wonder, Jeffrey,
for all your feather flashing,
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when was the last time
you actually scored?
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Well, I don't know the
precise date, Pierce,
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because I'm not you,
so there's no receipt.
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Ooohh...
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Meh...
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Oh, come on.
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Jeff, you shouldn't take
potshots at some poor woman
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just because you can't get a date.
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I can get dates anytime I want.
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What is this, some kind of joke?
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No. This is.
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"Don't eat the crab dip."
Yay-yay!
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Ah... You hear that, Annie?
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That's the sound of STDs screaming,
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"No! Stop being so aware of us!"
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Aah!
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And it's all thanks to you.
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I was voted most likely to
succeed at my rehab clinic.
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Well, in recognition
of all your hard work,
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I have decided that you should conduct
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the condom demonstration.
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You're gonna be center
stage showing everyone
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how to put a condom on a, well,
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what my dad called a Jimmy Carter.
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Um, I don't know if I'm
the right person for that.
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Don't worry, not a real one.
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No, it's an anatomically
correct model, you know.
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But trust me, eyes closed,
you can't tell the difference.
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Okay.
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Hey, it's Jeff Winger.
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Well, I wanted to see what
you were doing tonight.
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What do you mean, do I know your name?
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What kind of a question is that?
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Of course I know.
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Well, if I answer now,
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you'll never learn a
valuable lesson about trust,
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Jennifer.
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Crap! Ahh...
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Pierce really got to you, huh?
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It has been a dry spell.
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But that's only because it's
been a while since I've tried.
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So I'm trying.
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Yeah, I can see that.
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This is a lot of outgoing calls.
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"Car wash redhead. Tube top,
REM Concert."
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"Juror number six."
That sounds aboveboard.
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At least you have "mommy" in here.
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It's not my mom.
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Dude, not cool.
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You saying "dude" is not cool.
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What are you doing?
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Heh!
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"Hot blonde, Spanish class"?
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You're welcome.
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This is the phone book
of a man in his 20s.
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The women literally have no identities.
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It's pretty shallow.
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You're right.
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I can't believe I haven't
seen it before now.
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Whatever.
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I'm gonna go study with Shirley.
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Well, I'll be here...
Rethinking my way of life.
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Mm.
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Call mommy.
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Guys... I have a problem.
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The dean wants me to demonstrate
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the proper use of a
condom at the stupid fair
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by putting one on a
mannequin's stupid...
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Thingamabob.
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It's a big honor...
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But I'm gonna screw it up.
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Well, it's easy enough to practice.
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Britta, do you have a banana?
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This is an anatomically
correct model I'll be handling.
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Real... whatch a macallits...
are nothing like bananas!
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Are they?
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Have you never seen one?
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- Shh!
- Annie...
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being a virgin in this day and age
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is something to be proud of.
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You're like a unicorn.
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I am not a unicorn.
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I had relations with my
high school boyfriend.
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We did it to Madonna's erotica
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on the floor of his walk-in closet.
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But he wouldn't let me look at it.
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And he cried after. And during.
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He's gay now.
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I think he was gay then.
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So you, uh, you never seen
one when you were growing up?
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Like, you know, on the
Internet, in a picture,
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or Harvey Keitel's?
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I've caught glimpses,
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but I've never got a
real good look at one.
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What I need to do is
practice on the actual model,
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but the dean has it
locked in his office.
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Okay, that's easy enough.
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We'll go to him
and we'll ask him...
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No! This is really embarrassing.
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I don't want anyone to know.
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I just want to figure out how to do it
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and get it over with.
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The dean is counting on me,
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and I want him to know that
I'm someone he can trust.
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We have to break into his office.
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I actually have no problem with that.
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I think I could do that. Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, hello, Jeffrey.
- Hi, Pierce.
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I was just going into the fair
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to wait for my smokin'-hot date.
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- That's nice.
- How 'bout you?
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Were you ever able to, you know,
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come up with a, you know, date?
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No, no. Because I didn't try.
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Because taking a date to
an STD fair would be lame.
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Don't worry about it, kid.
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What you're going
through is a dry spell.
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From my experience,
they don't last any more
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than 12, 13 years.
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Excuse me.
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Step right up.
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Get a prize, not an STD.
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Oh, no, syphilis.
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Please, please, no, syphilis.
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Ow, it burns!
Oh, that's gonna hurt.
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Gross. Dean, your assistant.
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Is she single?
What are her likes and dislikes?
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Uh, yes on single.
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She likes hip-hop and horses.
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Dislikes beards and... yeah,
I was done talking.
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Is it me, or are horses the
most beautiful creatures?
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They're so majestic.
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Totally.
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I mean, just this morning
when I was shaving
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and listening to the new Jay-Z,
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I was thinking about
how I want to squeeze in
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a quick gallop this weekend.
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Do you own a horse?
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Can you ever really own a horse?
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Pierce. Yeah.
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This is Sabrina.
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About 30 seconds after you walked away,
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I asked her to be my date for the fair,
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and she said yes.
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Oh, you must have a great personality.
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Thank you.
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Congratulations, Jeff.
You proved me wrong.
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You got a girl. Yeah, I did.
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Oh, this is Doreen.
Ready for our double date?
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Yes, I am. Wait, how'd you do that?
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Is this the best safe sex fair or what?
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Check out these condoms.
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All along the side it says "Greendale"!
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Exclamation point, my idea.
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Wow, me in a dune buggy.
With syphilis.
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This is going on the fridge.
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Hey, look how gorgeous
Doreen is tonight.
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Hey, can we...
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Let's lay out our plans for the evening.
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You wing man me, I wing man you.
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Maybe we split up for a little hoo-ha.
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And then meet in the morning
for eggs and... details.
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That sounds like the worst
combination plate ever.
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Ugh! I can't believe you beat me again!
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- You want my stuffed animal?
- Aah!
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We're arm wrestling. Ugh!
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Oh, like Stallone in over the top.
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But I'm not sure of all the rules.
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Don't I need a semi truck
and a ten-year-old son?
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The rules are you suck! Let's go!
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Uh, I want to wait for
a more inspiring song.
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This score isn't right.
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There we go.
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Aah!
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You broke my hand, you bastard.
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I can't do anything with this.
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Hmm, let me see that.
262
00:11:02,106 --> 00:11:04,572
Ooh, I can see through the door.
263
00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:08,140
Oh, yeah. Thar she blows.
264
00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:10,040
Ooh, I wanna see! I wanna see!
265
00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:11,073
- Okay, go, go, go.
- Shh.
266
00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:13,706
Oh!
267
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:14,973
I'm the one that needs to see.
268
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,172
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
269
00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:19,572
It's okay.
270
00:11:23,673 --> 00:11:25,673
Oh, boy.
271
00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:31,205
Oh, I had it wroooong!
272
00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:33,106
Is that considered large?
273
00:11:33,172 --> 00:11:34,673
- Yes.
- No.
274
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:41,606
What in the reverse
porky's is going on here?
275
00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:45,372
You know, Doreen speaks six languages.
276
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,439
You should hear her
order wine in French.
277
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:50,606
Hey, honey, say caber-net
sauv-a-gong-da-nun.
278
00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:52,272
Pierce, you're embarrassing me.
279
00:11:52,339 --> 00:11:54,372
Do you know a lot about wine?
280
00:11:54,439 --> 00:11:57,073
Well, I did have a client
who owned a vineyard in Napa.
281
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,539
He was into S&M and Merlot,
282
00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:02,172
so we called it S&M&M.
283
00:12:02,239 --> 00:12:06,106
Honey, you're boring
the crap out of Jeff.
284
00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:09,873
Be right back.
I have to make tinkles.
285
00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:12,773
Well, then, I'm gonna go
get us another round.
286
00:12:12,839 --> 00:12:16,673
You know, you are not what I expected.
287
00:12:16,739 --> 00:12:18,506
You're smart, you're classy.
288
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,639
You're not wearing go-go boots.
289
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,372
They're in the shop.
290
00:12:22,439 --> 00:12:23,806
You know, despite
what most people think,
291
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:27,272
I actually spend most
of my time talking.
292
00:12:27,339 --> 00:12:29,773
As men get older,
they want to spend their time
293
00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:31,706
with someone they can have
a real conversation with.
294
00:12:31,773 --> 00:12:33,372
That is going to suck.
295
00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:35,639
"Going to", Jeff?
296
00:12:35,706 --> 00:12:37,006
Look, Sabrina's cute,
297
00:12:37,073 --> 00:12:39,939
but she thinks that Monty Python
is the evil snake
298
00:12:40,006 --> 00:12:41,272
from Harry Potter.
299
00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:44,040
Trust me, I know girls
I can converse with
300
00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:45,572
who are way more annoying.
301
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:48,606
I will take "tinkles" over
"we need to talk" every time.
302
00:12:48,673 --> 00:12:50,472
Hey, babe.
303
00:12:50,539 --> 00:12:52,406
Ready to show me that Lexus?
304
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,739
I thought you'd never ask.
305
00:12:56,806 --> 00:13:00,339
Doreen... it was very nice to meet you.
306
00:13:00,406 --> 00:13:02,106
You can do better.
307
00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:11,539
Here. Rrrrr...
308
00:13:11,606 --> 00:13:13,739
Oh, they already left?
What a couple of nincompoops!
309
00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:17,406
Uh, before I buy dinner,
I have to ask...
310
00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:20,272
is there any lovemaking on the table?
311
00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:22,939
We're through, Pierce.
312
00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:24,140
I'm gonna go to the bar,
313
00:13:24,205 --> 00:13:26,205
and you can join me if you'd like.
314
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,639
And we can still have a lovely evening.
315
00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,328
But it will cost you 200 bucks.
316
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:40,234
That is a pretty big discount.
317
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,686
I had no idea alcohol
would make people horny.
318
00:13:59,752 --> 00:14:01,752
Makes me sleepy. I don't...
319
00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,185
- Dean.
- Yeah.
320
00:14:03,252 --> 00:14:05,619
We have a 597 currently
going on in your office.
321
00:14:05,686 --> 00:14:07,185
A 597?
322
00:14:07,252 --> 00:14:10,853
There's a dog-fighting
ring in my office?
323
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,552
Okay, I'm just gonna turn him around,
324
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,085
and we're gonna cover him up.
325
00:14:15,152 --> 00:14:18,886
Okay, ladies, I am shocked
at the reverse porky's
326
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,085
that has happened here tonight.
327
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,452
I don't see what the big deal is.
328
00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:23,919
Annie just needed to look
at the model of the pe...
329
00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:27,319
Oh, okay, the "p" word
has entered into play.
330
00:14:27,385 --> 00:14:29,452
That's exactly why I wanted Gail,
331
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:30,985
our school counselor, here,
332
00:14:31,052 --> 00:14:33,118
and Monique, who's keeping record,
333
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:35,185
to ensure we discuss
these sensitive topics
334
00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:36,786
in a legally appropriate manner.
335
00:14:36,853 --> 00:14:39,018
I think everyone should say penis
336
00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:41,886
so we can take away the
negative power of the word.
337
00:14:41,953 --> 00:14:43,652
Yeah? So, everybody...
338
00:14:43,719 --> 00:14:44,786
Penis.
339
00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:46,152
She didn't say it.
340
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,452
Now, why did you break
in to see the penis?
341
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:50,853
Wow, I really do feel
342
00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:52,752
more comfortable saying that now, Gail.
343
00:14:52,819 --> 00:14:55,085
I just want to focus on the girl
344
00:14:55,152 --> 00:14:57,452
who won't say penis.
345
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:10,152
This is a judgment-free zone,
so express yourself.
346
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:16,819
You know what...
347
00:15:16,886 --> 00:15:19,819
I don't want to express myself.
348
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:23,385
I don't want to sit in
a room full of people
349
00:15:23,452 --> 00:15:25,486
and say the "p" word.
350
00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:27,552
I like being repressed.
351
00:15:27,619 --> 00:15:30,519
I am totally comfortable
being uncomfortable
352
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:31,819
with my sexuality.
353
00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:34,586
And maybe, just maybe,
354
00:15:34,652 --> 00:15:36,985
if everyone were a
little bit more like me,
355
00:15:37,052 --> 00:15:39,886
we wouldn't have to have an STD fair.
356
00:15:39,953 --> 00:15:43,853
- You go, girl!
- That's my pumpkin!
357
00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:47,285
By the way, now that
I've gotten a good look at one,
358
00:15:47,352 --> 00:15:49,118
I don't see what all the fuss was about.
359
00:15:49,185 --> 00:15:53,152
A giant thumb in a turtleneck.
Whoop-dee-do!
360
00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:05,219
You have a really awesome body.
361
00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:06,719
You probably hear that all the time.
362
00:16:06,786 --> 00:16:08,118
Not as much as I should.
363
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:11,786
Oh... professor...
364
00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:15,385
What?
365
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,786
I'm not a professor.
366
00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:20,185
But you're at Greendale...
And you're old.
367
00:16:20,252 --> 00:16:22,052
I'm a student.
368
00:16:22,118 --> 00:16:23,786
Yikers.
369
00:16:23,853 --> 00:16:25,953
Yeah, it's pretty much
Yikers for me too.
370
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:32,052
Well, I guess I can make
an exception... professor.
371
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:35,152
Mmm...
372
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,752
You know, uh...
373
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:42,953
- Huh?
- I can't do this.
374
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:44,252
What?
375
00:16:44,319 --> 00:16:45,619
But this is your car.
376
00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:47,953
- Keep it.
- But...
377
00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:54,752
Yeah! Yes!
378
00:16:54,819 --> 00:16:56,118
Yes!
379
00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:59,118
How you like those apples?
380
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,953
I don't like those apples.
381
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,919
I'm so upset.
382
00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:04,352
It was just a fluke
I won those other games.
383
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,819
Troy!
384
00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:11,285
Wow, this may be the only STD fair
385
00:17:11,352 --> 00:17:12,953
to actually spread STDs.
386
00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:15,118
Shut up, Ben!
387
00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:18,185
Condom water balloon fight!
388
00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:24,252
What the hell?
389
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,619
Dude, these are leaking.
390
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:27,018
Oh, my God.
391
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:30,886
That's why you don't
print things on condoms.
392
00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:34,452
Everyone's getting preggers,
and it's all your fault.
393
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:36,452
Oh, God, I love it.
394
00:17:40,985 --> 00:17:42,452
Oh, man!
395
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,285
Troy! Troy, all the condoms are faulty.
396
00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:49,252
As the best athlete on campus,
I need you to run to my office
397
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,486
and make an announcement
before everyone leaves.
398
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:57,552
Dean, I am not the
best athlete on campus.
399
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,486
Abed is.
400
00:18:00,552 --> 00:18:02,052
I know you let me win the race.
401
00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,419
But you didn't say anything.
402
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:07,219
That's because...
I wanted it to be true.
403
00:18:07,285 --> 00:18:08,752
You're a really good friend.
404
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:12,118
No, Abed...
405
00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:14,118
You are.
406
00:18:14,185 --> 00:18:15,085
For the love of God, run!
407
00:18:15,152 --> 00:18:17,519
Okay.
408
00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:22,552
Go, Abed, go, before
people sex one another!
409
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:27,319
There he is.
410
00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:29,752
Back already. Detail time?
411
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:31,419
I stopped.
412
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,052
I don't know what's wrong with me.
413
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:34,853
I mean, she's hot.
414
00:18:34,919 --> 00:18:37,285
I think this place is
sapping my life force.
415
00:18:37,352 --> 00:18:39,786
Oh, it's not Greendale, Jeff, it's you.
416
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,552
You're becoming more mature.
417
00:18:41,619 --> 00:18:43,486
I mean, a man reaches
a point in his life
418
00:18:43,552 --> 00:18:45,385
where he stops looking for a place
419
00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:46,686
to hang his underwear
420
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,686
and starts looking for
a place to hang his hat.
421
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:53,018
Oh, I'm sorry, I was waiting for that
422
00:18:53,085 --> 00:18:55,385
to become inappropriate or racist.
423
00:18:55,452 --> 00:18:57,586
What happened to Doreen?
424
00:18:57,652 --> 00:19:00,619
Oh, uh, she said if
I wanted to continue the night
425
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:01,985
I'd have to pay.
426
00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:04,853
Oh, man, that... that is rough.
427
00:19:04,919 --> 00:19:06,752
Oh, no, it was a wake-up call.
428
00:19:06,819 --> 00:19:09,219
Doreen's a very special lady.
I did not treat her right.
429
00:19:09,285 --> 00:19:11,319
I have stuff to work on, you know?
430
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,586
You'll get there.
431
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:19,152
We're both gonna get there.
432
00:19:19,219 --> 00:19:22,686
Here's to being better men.
433
00:19:22,752 --> 00:19:24,185
Cheers.
434
00:19:24,252 --> 00:19:27,619
So could I borrow 200 bucks?
435
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:34,018
Tell Doreen I say hi.
436
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,953
You know, for 220 I can get the...
437
00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:39,252
I'll give you 250 if you
don't finish telling me.
438
00:19:39,319 --> 00:19:41,552
Ooh, I can get it twice.
439
00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:44,185
Ah, college. Best years of our lives.
440
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:16,285
Attention, Greendale students.
441
00:20:16,352 --> 00:20:18,586
Don't use the condoms!
442
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,552
If you're going to have sex tonight,
443
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,385
don't use condoms.
444
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:31,460
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