1 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:05,730 Guys, what happened? 2 00:00:05,855 --> 00:00:08,476 Apparently they found him unconscious on a park bench. 3 00:00:08,797 --> 00:00:10,754 My God. Is he okay? 4 00:00:10,879 --> 00:00:12,644 We don't know. We just got here. 5 00:00:12,892 --> 00:00:15,779 He's ready for visitors now. He's in 1023. 6 00:00:20,414 --> 00:00:22,057 Welcome, my old friends. 7 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:23,731 Welcome. 8 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,231 Pierce, what happened? 9 00:00:25,356 --> 00:00:27,360 - We were all so worried. - It was the pills. 10 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:28,904 They just took me over. 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,758 I saw awful, horrible things, 12 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:34,266 Demons, Aliens, Critters 3, 13 00:00:34,391 --> 00:00:36,410 something called Bruce Willis Surrogates. 14 00:00:38,353 --> 00:00:41,326 - Abed, what are you guys doing? - It's okay. Just act natural. 15 00:00:41,986 --> 00:00:44,919 Pierce asked me to document his life for historical purposes. 16 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:47,846 At first, I said, "no," at the risk of sounding overly sensitive, 17 00:00:47,971 --> 00:00:50,301 I feel intensely bored by Pierce as a subject. 18 00:00:50,571 --> 00:00:53,441 But I'm excited about the narrative facility of the documentary format. 19 00:00:53,566 --> 00:00:56,828 {\* It's easier to tell a complex story when you canjust cut to people explaining things to the camera.}It's easier to tell a complex story when you can cut the narrator. 20 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:00,267 I've called everyone here so that I could put my house in order, 21 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,686 bequeath parting gifts, 22 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,822 say my final words to each of you. 23 00:01:05,947 --> 00:01:08,349 Final words? You're gonna kill us? 24 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,214 No, dummy. The pills wiped me out. 25 00:01:12,217 --> 00:01:13,155 I'm dying. 26 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,461 I'm not really dying. 27 00:01:17,818 --> 00:01:19,245 Over the last few weeks, 28 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:22,326 it's become apparent how little respect this group has for me. 29 00:01:23,104 --> 00:01:26,631 So I've summoned them here to exact my revenge. 30 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:28,257 See? 31 00:01:28,382 --> 00:01:29,547 Fish in a barrel. 32 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,943 SAISON 2 – ÉPISODE 16 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:48,957 ”INTERMEDIATE DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKING” 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,914 I'm so sad. I don't know what to do. 36 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:01,941 Usually, if I need to cheer up, I just make fun of Pierce, but now... 37 00:02:02,527 --> 00:02:03,664 It'd make me sadder. 38 00:02:04,403 --> 00:02:07,543 - It's Gregory Hines all over again. - Look, I'm sure he'll be fine. 39 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,528 You know how dramatic Pierce gets. 40 00:02:09,653 --> 00:02:11,918 Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm? 41 00:02:12,043 --> 00:02:14,884 - Let's just try to relax. - He's here because we relaxed. 42 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,931 No, he's here because he relaxed, a handful of pills at a time. 43 00:02:18,632 --> 00:02:20,059 That's all over now. 44 00:02:20,184 --> 00:02:22,613 We're here for him, so there's no point in feeling bad. 45 00:02:22,937 --> 00:02:25,794 We know there's no point, Jeff. We kind of just felt like feeling it. 46 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,480 Yeah, Jeff. What are you? Abed? 47 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,129 - Sorry, Abed. - No problem. Doesn't bother me. 48 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,275 Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathing's. 49 00:02:34,297 --> 00:02:36,340 Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly? 50 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,866 - He's gonna give us gifts. - Cool! 51 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:41,170 I mean... 52 00:02:42,483 --> 00:02:43,483 Cool. 53 00:02:43,716 --> 00:02:45,164 I don't want Pierce to die. 54 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,021 But if I'm gonna get bequeathed upon, 55 00:02:48,146 --> 00:02:50,156 I'd like to be bequeathed a drum kit 56 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:52,630 or a signed photo of actor Levar Burton. 57 00:02:53,075 --> 00:02:54,654 Those would be my top two wishes. 58 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,302 My third wish would be a million wishes. 59 00:02:58,085 --> 00:03:01,469 But I'd just use 'em all on a million signed photos of actor Levar Burton. 60 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,263 Hello, Pierce. 61 00:03:05,617 --> 00:03:08,400 I got you some things from the gift shop to cheer you up. 62 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:10,379 I got you a John Grisham novel 63 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:12,098 and a funny little coffee mug. 64 00:03:12,223 --> 00:03:14,746 You see how the flea's door mat says "dog, sweet dog"? 65 00:03:14,871 --> 00:03:18,364 Shirley, we both know that you and I are the most hated in the group. 66 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,365 We do? 67 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,511 And since, in my absence, you'll be the new black sheep- 68 00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:24,792 I'm sorry. That's offensive. 69 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:25,913 Black swan. 70 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,957 I want you to have this. 71 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,237 It's a compact record and it contains 72 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:33,087 an audio file of your study group 73 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,130 talking about you while you're out of the room. 74 00:03:35,597 --> 00:03:39,093 It's all here, burnt into this diskette by optical lasers. 75 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:42,137 - I don't believe you. - I know it sounds like science fiction. 76 00:03:42,262 --> 00:03:43,774 I don't believe there's anything. 77 00:03:44,313 --> 00:03:46,229 Then I guess this is good-bye... 78 00:03:46,629 --> 00:03:47,476 Forever. 79 00:03:48,651 --> 00:03:50,132 Good-good-bye, Pierce. 80 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,236 Smell you later. 81 00:03:57,575 --> 00:04:00,364 He said it's a recording of you all talking behind my back. 82 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:01,407 Ridiculous. 83 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,878 That's what I told him, because you all don't do that. 84 00:04:04,003 --> 00:04:05,003 Right? 85 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,335 Mr. Hawthorne is requesting "sour face." 86 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,426 - Is that you, death? - It's Britta. 87 00:04:21,455 --> 00:04:24,558 Before you speak, I want to tell you that you don't have to give me anything. 88 00:04:24,683 --> 00:04:27,034 I am happy to just spend time with you. 89 00:04:27,511 --> 00:04:30,060 - Like Dylan Thomas said about death. - What did he say? 90 00:04:30,386 --> 00:04:31,792 Okay, bluff called. 91 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,231 You're the selfless one in the group, right? 92 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,191 I haven't thought about myself in years. 93 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,536 That's what makes you the perfect recipient 94 00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:39,844 of this bequeathment. 95 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:41,739 It's a check for $10,000 96 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,400 with the payee line blank, 97 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,869 so that you can give it to the charity of your choice. 98 00:04:47,708 --> 00:04:49,113 Pierce, this is... 99 00:04:50,574 --> 00:04:51,677 Surprising. 100 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,363 After what you gave Shirley, we thought you were playing mind games. 101 00:04:55,488 --> 00:04:56,509 Thank you. 102 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:02,843 If you are so inclined, you could write your name in there. 103 00:05:07,343 --> 00:05:08,143 Toodles. 104 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,997 I don't want to die in a place like this. 105 00:05:11,122 --> 00:05:13,395 People shouldn't die in the same place people magazines do. 106 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,356 I hope to die surrounded by my family. 107 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,505 The only way I agreed to be surrounded by my family. 108 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,832 Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, 109 00:05:19,957 --> 00:05:22,780 we stage it look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. 110 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,833 We're gonna get that show back on the air, buddy. 111 00:05:27,722 --> 00:05:28,954 How'd it go? 112 00:05:30,436 --> 00:05:31,182 Fine. 113 00:05:31,307 --> 00:05:34,598 He gave me a check for $10,000 to give to the charity of my choice. 114 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:37,503 See? He's not messing with us. Maybe he just hates Shirley. 115 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,420 What? 116 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,339 Maybe. 117 00:05:40,985 --> 00:05:42,675 I just need to research a few charities, 118 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,717 because some take a lot off the top 119 00:05:44,842 --> 00:05:47,463 and you think you're giving money to people that really need it, 120 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:50,026 and you're really giving it to some middle man who's gonna 121 00:05:50,263 --> 00:05:52,547 pay off their parking tickets, credit cards, 122 00:05:52,672 --> 00:05:55,187 and keep from getting kicked out of her place in... 123 00:05:56,071 --> 00:05:57,071 April. 124 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,275 He'd like to see Annie next. 125 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,987 You know what? No. He'll see Jeff next. 126 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,017 - No, you're not supposed to go... - Or what? 127 00:06:05,142 --> 00:06:07,574 You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay? 128 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:08,984 Thank you? 129 00:06:09,109 --> 00:06:11,671 It's called a complisult. Part compliment, part insult. 130 00:06:11,796 --> 00:06:12,968 He invented them. 131 00:06:13,093 --> 00:06:14,330 I coined the term. 132 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:17,418 See what I just did there? That was an explanabrag. 133 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:19,795 Hello, Jeffrey. 134 00:06:24,056 --> 00:06:25,968 I've thought about this day many times, 135 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,305 but I've always imagined it differently. 136 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:31,515 For starters, I thought you'd be the one in bed and I'd be a hologram. 137 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,434 What? 138 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,722 Never mind. There's no time for that now. 139 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:42,383 It's starting to seem, from observing the others, 140 00:06:42,508 --> 00:06:45,788 that you're using the social leverage afforded you by your alleged deathbed 141 00:06:45,913 --> 00:06:47,220 to exact complicated acts 142 00:06:47,345 --> 00:06:49,533 of psychological vengeance on those closest to you. 143 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:50,980 Vengeance? Oh, no. 144 00:06:51,228 --> 00:06:53,315 I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. 145 00:06:53,785 --> 00:06:55,298 My father held grudges. 146 00:06:55,423 --> 00:06:56,957 I'll always hate him for that. 147 00:06:57,358 --> 00:06:59,747 - Did you get along with your father? - I got along without him. 148 00:06:59,872 --> 00:07:01,378 That's no good, Jeffrey. 149 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:04,160 You don't want your dad to die before you tell him how you feel. 150 00:07:04,285 --> 00:07:06,617 I'm sure you're right. Look, let's nip this in the bud. 151 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:10,471 We're sorry we didn't respond quickly enough to your pill addiction. 152 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:14,016 Is there any chance that apology is enough? 153 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:16,769 Are you ready to be bequeathed upon, Jeff? 154 00:07:18,982 --> 00:07:20,064 Blow my mind. 155 00:07:20,464 --> 00:07:21,565 I found your father. 156 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:24,300 Did you now? 157 00:07:24,425 --> 00:07:27,765 William Winger, born Oklahoma City, 1945. 158 00:07:28,149 --> 00:07:30,324 1974, married Doreen Fitzgerald. 159 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:34,078 Divorced in 1983. Most recently residing in Dorchester. 160 00:07:34,377 --> 00:07:35,374 Currently 161 00:07:35,499 --> 00:07:39,041 sitting in a town car on its way to this very hospital. 162 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:40,876 Should be here in an hour or so, 163 00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:42,996 give or take a father. 164 00:07:44,471 --> 00:07:45,255 That it? 165 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,480 All right. See you at the funeral. 166 00:07:51,453 --> 00:07:53,477 And so it is bequeathed. 167 00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:06,170 What are you gonna say to your dad? 168 00:08:06,295 --> 00:08:08,473 I'm not gonna say anything because I won't have to, 169 00:08:08,598 --> 00:08:10,489 because Pierce is playing head games with us. 170 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,711 - I've decided not to listen to it. - What? 171 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:17,133 I'm not gonna listen to the CD of you guys talking about me. 172 00:08:18,849 --> 00:08:20,011 Because I forgive you. 173 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,600 But how do we know what we're being forgiven for? 174 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:25,671 - We don't even know what's on there. - And you never have to. 175 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,265 What if he is coming, though? What are you gonna say to him? 176 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,721 I'll be him. 177 00:08:37,876 --> 00:08:39,595 Hi, I'm Jeff's dad. 178 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,769 Hi, Jeff's dad. 179 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,891 - I'm Britta's dad. - What? Why? 180 00:08:43,016 --> 00:08:45,043 I don't know. Got drunk, didn't have a condom, 181 00:08:45,168 --> 00:08:47,359 and her mom gets freaky when she hears Oingo Boingo. 182 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,404 I wish I could relate, but like my son, I'm a closet homosexual. 183 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,807 Don't apologize for that. 184 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,045 You're talking to the guy that banged Britta's mom. 185 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,409 I have no standards. 186 00:08:55,534 --> 00:08:57,329 What if we take a tumble? I'll put a wig. 187 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,621 That's it. You're under arrest. I'm an undercover cop. 188 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,088 - It's not illegal to be gay. - It is here in Iran. 189 00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:04,531 - Not when we're in the green zone. - That's Iraq, stupid. 190 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:07,318 What do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb, gay dad. 191 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,971 My father was a two-bit con man of so little substance 192 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:15,544 he couldn't leave a trail if he wanted to. 193 00:09:15,669 --> 00:09:17,720 And I don't care if Pierce hired Scotland Yard. 194 00:09:17,845 --> 00:09:20,131 He isn't gonna track him down from a hospital bed. 195 00:09:20,369 --> 00:09:22,477 I mean, money can't just make people appear. 196 00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:24,346 Excuse me. 197 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,565 I'm looking for Troy Barnes. 198 00:09:27,069 --> 00:09:28,819 Pierce Hawthorne sent me. 199 00:09:39,159 --> 00:09:40,379 I'm Levar Burton. 200 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,884 Pierce got Levar Burton to come here for Troy? 201 00:09:46,158 --> 00:09:47,669 Is there anyone he can't produce? 202 00:09:48,444 --> 00:09:50,080 Now I'm really getting mad. 203 00:09:50,205 --> 00:09:52,341 Why am I the only one he decided to torture? 204 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,900 I told Pierce a thousand times. 205 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,003 I never wanted to meet Levar in person! 206 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,272 I just wanted a picture! 207 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,123 You can't disappoint a picture! 208 00:10:10,534 --> 00:10:11,944 I hate you, Pierce! 209 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,661 I hate you so much! 210 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:22,537 I forgive you. 211 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:24,691 Annie Edison. 212 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,042 Your bequeathal is at hand. 213 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,879 Do you have a regular job here? 214 00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:37,286 I know you're being strong for me. 215 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:38,887 I give you permission to weep. 216 00:10:39,986 --> 00:10:41,431 I'm crying on the inside. 217 00:10:42,152 --> 00:10:43,228 Gross. 218 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:45,394 In any case, I want to give you this. 219 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,919 It's been in my family for six generations. 220 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:50,816 Now it's yours. 221 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:14,270 - Do you want to see your dad? - He's not coming. 222 00:11:14,395 --> 00:11:16,036 But do you want to see him? 223 00:11:16,524 --> 00:11:18,176 Then why aren't you leaving? 224 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:19,826 Because I don't care 225 00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:22,047 and I'm not gonna let him think that I care. 226 00:11:22,172 --> 00:11:24,379 - Your dad or Pierce? - There is no dad. 227 00:11:24,504 --> 00:11:26,322 And get this thing out of my face! 228 00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:29,441 And don't you dare intercut this with footage of me freaking out. 229 00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:37,075 Is there footage of you freaking out? 230 00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:40,906 I'm gonna kill you and Pierce and Britta 231 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,893 and anyone else who thinks I care about any of this! 232 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,420 So do you go to school nearby? 233 00:11:49,785 --> 00:11:53,170 Are you more familiar with me from Star Trek or Reading Rainbow? 234 00:11:53,777 --> 00:11:57,469 Reading Rainbow was a show I hosted and produced for 25 years. 235 00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:58,744 Ever seen it? 236 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,696 Set phasers to love me! 237 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,699 - What does it mean? - What do you mean? 238 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,904 No riddles. You're screwing around with everyone. 239 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:27,969 You gave me a tiara. What does it mean? 240 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:31,013 Are these blood diamonds? 241 00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:34,211 Are they holocaust diamonds? 242 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,797 What does it mean? 243 00:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,374 It means you're my favorite. 244 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,682 What does that mean? 245 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,203 I did it. I gave away the money. 246 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,139 The Red Cross. 247 00:12:47,791 --> 00:12:50,694 You know what that makes me? A terrible person. 248 00:12:50,819 --> 00:12:52,487 Because if that camera wasn't on me, 249 00:12:52,612 --> 00:12:55,434 I would have taken that money right out of the mouths of crippled, 250 00:12:55,559 --> 00:12:58,542 starving, malaria-ridden refugee kids 251 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,880 and now I know that forever. 252 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,744 You've got to forgive yourself. 253 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,260 I've forgiven all of you for the horrible things... 254 00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:12,124 For crying out loud, give me that CD. 255 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,543 - We're gonna listen to it. - I don't want to. 256 00:13:16,652 --> 00:13:17,629 Britta, wait. 257 00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:25,590 I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me. 258 00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:28,709 So how much do we all hate Shirley? 259 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:30,600 Knock it off. 260 00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:33,812 James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen. 261 00:13:34,374 --> 00:13:36,026 We can see the blinking light. 262 00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:38,419 Why do you recording us bad-mouthing each other? 263 00:13:38,544 --> 00:13:40,434 Because he thinks friendship is a competition. 264 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,273 He's always trying to get the upper hand. 265 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:44,100 Think Shirley's any different? 266 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:46,101 Moron. 267 00:13:47,204 --> 00:13:48,925 Guess we do owe you an apology. 268 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,349 We shouldn't have said those things about you. 269 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,145 I guess the lesson here is 270 00:13:59,270 --> 00:14:01,306 that I sometimes use guilt as a weapon. 271 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,790 - What are you doing? - Just shooting a talking head 272 00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:09,473 or did you want me to be the only one who didn't have one? 273 00:14:10,813 --> 00:14:11,963 No, go ahead. 274 00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:15,312 I think it stems from when I was... 275 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,193 You found my father? 276 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,153 Yes, he's on his way. 277 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,898 If this is too much to handle, 278 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,366 I completely understand and I can call it off. 279 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,827 - I think I'm ready to see him. - Good. 280 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,358 Good for you. 281 00:14:35,628 --> 00:14:37,000 I should probably tell you. 282 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:40,011 If you're lying to me, if my father isn't coming, 283 00:14:40,136 --> 00:14:43,376 if a car pulls up and anyone other than my father steps out, say, 284 00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,156 an actor or you in a wig. 285 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:48,866 If you try to pull any Ferris Bueller, Parent Trap, Three's Company, FX, 286 00:14:48,991 --> 00:14:51,223 FX2 The Deadly Art of Illusion bullshit, 287 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:52,599 I'll beat you. 288 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:56,147 And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it. 289 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,793 - Understood? - Crystal. 290 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,653 - I'm Levar. - I know. 291 00:15:18,778 --> 00:15:20,252 I was a huge fan of Rebop. 292 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,902 It was cancelled before I was born, but I scored some VHS copies. 293 00:15:24,856 --> 00:15:27,008 I was nostalgic from a very early age. 294 00:15:27,346 --> 00:15:28,346 Cool. 295 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,388 I assumed that Troy was a fan, but he hasn't said a word to me. 296 00:15:33,513 --> 00:15:35,566 And now I've got to catch this flight. 297 00:15:35,929 --> 00:15:36,915 You can't go. 298 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,437 He loves you. He talks about you all the time. 299 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:42,967 How much would it cost to change your flight till tomorrow? 300 00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:46,361 Is $261 enough? 'cause that's all I've got. 301 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,208 That's all you've got? 302 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,515 No, you keep your money. 303 00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:53,827 I'll reschedule. 304 00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:57,414 Thank you. He's gonna be so happy. 305 00:15:57,846 --> 00:15:59,896 You are a very generous friend. 306 00:16:00,229 --> 00:16:01,835 But you're stupid with your money. 307 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,961 It's not that I'm selfish. 308 00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:09,631 It's just that I'm really stupid with my money, 309 00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:11,857 which is why I'll never have a lot of it. 310 00:16:11,982 --> 00:16:14,338 And because I'm a really generous friend. 311 00:16:14,651 --> 00:16:15,737 Problem solved. 312 00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:17,160 Dilemma deleted. 313 00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:18,810 Britta for the win! 314 00:16:21,505 --> 00:16:22,911 Thank God he didn't take it. 315 00:16:23,036 --> 00:16:26,037 Could you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte? 316 00:16:53,816 --> 00:16:55,316 This is your father. 317 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,247 It's me here in this Sedan. 318 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,524 See? I'm waving. 319 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,065 I'm sorry I can't come any closer, my boy. 320 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,241 This is too difficult. 321 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,824 You look too much like your mother. 322 00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:11,488 Don't come closer. 323 00:17:11,818 --> 00:17:12,918 As you were. 324 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,408 Have to catch a flight to Katmandu, 325 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,452 I wanted to say cherish your new friends. 326 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:20,622 They're your true family now! 327 00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:26,265 Don't open it! It'll be too hard for both of us! 328 00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:35,178 When you improvise a plan, 329 00:17:35,601 --> 00:17:37,185 sometimes you hit a speed bump. 330 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:39,854 And sometimes you hit it so hard 331 00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,390 that you soar through the air, 332 00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:44,896 far beyond your initial expectations. 333 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,945 I set out to take revenge on Jeff Winger, 334 00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:50,512 to scare him with the ghost of his father. 335 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,403 Instead, 336 00:17:51,732 --> 00:17:53,982 I took over the role of his father, 337 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,824 and helped make him a better man. 338 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,264 It'll be a long time before Jeff Winger 339 00:17:59,389 --> 00:18:01,104 underestimates me again. 340 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,543 Why would you do something like this? 341 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,505 Because 342 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,217 I'm sick of you people not taking me seriously! 343 00:18:14,675 --> 00:18:16,261 You forget my birthday! 344 00:18:16,565 --> 00:18:17,846 You don't invite me 345 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,766 to your Dungeons & Dragons games or your secret trampoline! 346 00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,894 You guys think I'm some kind of a joke! 347 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,105 This isn't disproving the theory! 348 00:18:29,168 --> 00:18:30,024 Good point. 349 00:18:30,363 --> 00:18:31,613 What'd you say? 350 00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:36,348 Apparently I need to say some things to my father. 351 00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:40,674 Things that I may have screamed at Pierce instead. 352 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,940 I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it. 353 00:18:44,872 --> 00:18:46,872 But my father deserves it too. 354 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,965 I figured out your test. Crowns, presents, 355 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:55,884 punishments, 356 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,052 favorites. 357 00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:00,456 You're trying to show me the dangers of my own elitism. 358 00:19:00,581 --> 00:19:02,881 My constant striving to be the best. 359 00:19:04,629 --> 00:19:06,519 I'm "requeathing" this tiara. 360 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,731 Because if I become the kind of person 361 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:11,756 who thinks it's their place to pick favorites 362 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,278 and torture the rest, I'll die sad and alone. 363 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,615 That's what you taught me. 364 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,970 Very good, Annie. 365 00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:22,434 You pass. 366 00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:30,510 She's actually just my favorite. 367 00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:38,885 So I thought the documentary format would be like fish in a barrel, 368 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,578 but as is the case with a real one, 369 00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,097 it can become cramped, chaotic, and stinky. 370 00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:47,922 If in the end, your documentary is turning out 371 00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,896 just as messy as real life, 372 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,746 you can wrap it up with a random shots, 373 00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:54,679 which when cut together under a generic voice-over, 374 00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:57,358 suggest a profound thematic connection. 375 00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,531 I'm not knocking it. 376 00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:00,990 It works. 377 00:20:02,155 --> 00:20:03,155 Guys. 378 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:16,303 Jeff and I became... 379 00:20:17,086 --> 00:20:19,286 kind of like father and son today. 380 00:20:20,239 --> 00:20:21,489 No, we did not. 381 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,535 Troy, I am telling you, this salmon is really good. 382 00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:35,712 Would you mind passing me the pepper? 383 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,095 More fish for Kunta. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net