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- I see you, chubby ass!
- Oh!
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- I ain't chasing, chubby.
- No, no, no!
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- Chubby-chaser.
- No!
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You can't outrun me.
I see you, fat-ass!
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Guys?
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Please, okay?
I don't even have a gun.
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Isn't this against the rules?
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There's only one rule,
Fat Neil.
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The prize goes
to the last man standing.
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So to speak.
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You--
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If you were a dude,
I'd have my fist up your balls.
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Thank you, Annie.
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Kick their guns to me.
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Kick--don't reach.
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Hey!
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Christina "Reach-y",
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I said kick.
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Annie, take it easy.
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You gotta learn
to trust people.
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Can't you leave me
with a little something?
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We're friends, Annie.
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Remember?
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We played Dungeons & Dragons together.
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That was a game.
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This is paintball.
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Okay,
a couple of announcements.
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I want to thank Pistol Patty's
Cowboy Creamery
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for sponsoring
our end-of-the-year picnic.
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Now.
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Free ice cream and that one guy
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having a heart attack
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aren't the only surprises today.
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We're gonna end this year
with a quick game
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of Paintball Assassin.
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Yeah.
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Last year's big mistake
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was way too valuable a prize.
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And I've been assured--
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Eh?
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That this year
will be different.
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So take it away, Pistol Patty!
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Howdy, folks.
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There's only one rule.
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Last man standing
gets the prize.
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There's your guns.
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And here's the prize.
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$100,000 cash.
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Go nuts!
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I heard a rumor you never
shoot an unarmed man.
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Whoever started that rumor
didn't eat my beans.
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Then I guess it's lucky for me
I'm not unarmed.
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Seeing as I'm...
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Eating your beans.
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Jeff wants to see you.
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Yeah?
And I want pants.
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A lot of people
want a lot of things.
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It won't hurt
to hear him out, will it?
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We got a good hiding spot
in the library.
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As safe as you are here,
you'll be safer with us.
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Look.
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Math club's gotten a lot
better since last year.
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Obviously, they were practicing
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while the rest of us
went on dates.
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Hold on.
I have a plan.
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Math club!
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Yeah.
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I'm Asian.
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You guys Asian?
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That's pretty racist, man.
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That wasn't a no.
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I'm coming over!
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Don't shoot me, shoot him.
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He's white,
and he's out of ammo.
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Crap.
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Shoot Chang!
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He defected to the math club.
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- Math club!
- Agh.
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Forget it.
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Just a waste of ammo.
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Let's go grab their paint.
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Yeah, I'm much safer
with you guys.
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M'lady.
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What do you want, Jeff?
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Yikes.
Well, what do we all want?
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Ammo.
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How much you got left?
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$100,000 worth.
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Yeah, we're running low, too.
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- Shut up, Abed.
- Okay.
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What have you heard
about Pierce?
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I hear he's still alive,
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holed up near the cafeteria.
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Well, I hear he has more paint
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than a French kindergarten.
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Are you proposing we join him?
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I'm proposing
his ammo joins us.
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You haven't changed.
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You think Pierce has?
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Annie, let's not rehash this.
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The guy's been a jerk all year.
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He's a jerk
because we exclude him.
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We exclude him
because he's a jerk.
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And the last time I checked,
you were the last one
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feeling sorry about it.
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I guess I'm still waiting
for you guys to come around.
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Likewise.
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Okay, I'm--
I am dead now.
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I'm dead.
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Who wears spurs in paintball?
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Who the hell are you?
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The guy that's gonna win.
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Come on!
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Does that guy
even go to this school?
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He's really good-looking.
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Like, network TV good-looking.
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And did you see how big
his guns were?
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Why don't you just
marry him, Abed?
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I'm just saying
paintball is tough this year.
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I agree.
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Careful, Britta.
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You can't hit all three of us.
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She won't have to.
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- Hey, Troy.
- Abed!
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- I thought you were dead.
- I thought you were dead.
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- Guys.
- Oh, right.
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By the power invested
in us as deputies,
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we now pronounce you arrested.
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Deputies? What are you,
Deputies of the Stairwell?
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Fort Hawthorne.
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There's a bounty
on your head, my friend.
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Hm.
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Pierce.
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My forehead's
not that big, right?
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- Mm.
- It's not small.
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So you guys let Pierce boss you around
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in exchange for paint pellets?
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Actually, Jeff,
he's been pretty decent
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in this game so far.
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He's created a safe zone
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where people can rest, eat,
and if necessary,
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pump their breast milk.
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Wow, that sounds
very nice of him.
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Beats standing around
with empty guns,
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waiting to get picked off
by the Black Rider.
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Are you talking
about the handsome blond cowboy
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with the big guns?
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Is that guy a student?
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Who--who is he?
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We just call him
the Black Rider.
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Okay, but he's not really
riding anything.
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Look, I don't name people,
Annie.
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I'm a deputy.
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I deputize.
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You have to surrender
your guns.
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Oh, and your drugs.
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Ah.
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My study group.
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How long has it been?
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- Five hours.
- Too long.
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Welcome to Fort Hawthorne.
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How is this even possible?
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It began with a dream, Annie.
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A dream and an impulse to hide
in the men's room.
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I found that people
were willing to roll bullets
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under the door,
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just for the right
to take a dump.
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By the way, for you guys,
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taking a dump's on the house.
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Or if you prefer,
relax and catch a show.
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This is insane.
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Don't worry, Jeff.
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I've also got someone
more your speed.
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Because you're gay.
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All right,
I think I've seen enough,
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and I'd like my gun back now.
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Only Hawthorne personnel
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can carry weapons
inside, Jeffrey.
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All right,
you got us here unarmed,
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at your mercy.
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What do you want?
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We'll discuss over dinner.
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You're famished.
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Tonight, we feast.
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Ah, the twinkies
are wonderful tonight.
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Give us some space, Miguel.
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What if I told you guys
I know where to find
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enough ammo to end
this cowardly hiding out
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and split the prize seven ways?
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So send your goons to get it.
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Ah, they'd never bring it back.
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We trust each other.
We're a study group.
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That's pretty warm
and fuzzy talk
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coming from you, Pierce.
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Mm-hmm, you've kind of acted
like a villain this year.
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- I have?
- Well--
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- A little bit.
- You guys.
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Pierce is reaching out.
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I'm not risking my butt
hauling ammo back
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for the guy that has Vicky
dancing for twinkies.
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She's a dance major, Jeff.
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And she loves twinkies.
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And if you ever took the time
to get to know her--
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Look.
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Uh, summer starts tomorrow.
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For you guys,
it means pool parties,
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dinners,
one-night stands.
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For me...
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It means counting down the days
'til next fall.
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Before we go,
let me do this for you.
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Let me bring us victory.
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Fine.
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Let's do it.
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To the study group.
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To the study group.
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Ah.
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More juice, Miguel.
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I hope we find this cache
of ammunition soon.
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I need to pump.
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Me, too.
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You talkin' about peeing,
right?
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- No.
- Me, neither.
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Okay, about Pierce.
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I feel bad.
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I shouldn't put
so much effort into--
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00:11:00,778 --> 00:11:02,312
It's okay.
I just think--
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The study group
is my family, you know?
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And if we start
picking and choosing--
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Where do we stop?
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I get it.
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00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,120
You're a good kid.
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And I wanna do my part
to help you stay that way.
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Benjamin Chang,
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for your betrayal
of the Cheerleaders' Alliance,
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I sentence you
to pretendsies death.
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00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,117
Guys?
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You don't have to do this.
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00:11:25,903 --> 00:11:27,270
I betrayed the math club
for you.
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00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,404
- Ready...
- Heather!
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00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:30,140
I'm sorry I told Trish
about Amber!
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00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:32,459
- Aim...
- Fire.
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00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,448
- Holy crap.
- Not cool, bitch.
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00:11:38,516 --> 00:11:40,850
Yeah, so you told me
at last year's tryouts.
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Leave the guns.
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00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,355
Whatev.
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00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:46,690
Who's there?
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Can I join you?
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00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:51,260
- No!
- Okay.
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Damn it, I'm out.
Gimme your gun.
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00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:55,448
All right, be careful.
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Cheerleaders rule!
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00:12:07,878 --> 00:12:10,814
I'll take that.
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00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:13,133
Who are you?
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00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:15,284
I'm the bad guy.
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00:12:15,336 --> 00:12:18,788
Stop trying to fluster me
with your handsomeness.
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00:12:18,856 --> 00:12:20,023
You're creepy.
257
00:12:20,091 --> 00:12:22,308
Then why is your chest
getting all flushed?
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00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,460
It's a rash.
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00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,663
I'm allergic to beans.
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00:12:26,731 --> 00:12:28,865
Look, do you even go
to school here?
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00:12:28,933 --> 00:12:31,067
Sorry, I get paid
to shoot paintballs, honey.
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Not the breeze.
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00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,686
Lame.
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00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:35,488
I'll hit you in the foot.
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00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:38,208
Thank you.
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You're dry, sugar.
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00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:50,537
Hey.
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00:12:50,621 --> 00:12:52,322
Hey.
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I'll save you for last.
270
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,014
You won't get the chance.
271
00:13:17,481 --> 00:13:19,365
You okay?
272
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:20,533
I got a better look at him.
273
00:13:20,618 --> 00:13:21,684
He's not that good-looking.
274
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,519
- Didn't he shoot you?
- He tried.
275
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:24,571
He's a bad shot, too?
276
00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:25,822
Man, what does this guy
277
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:26,956
have going for him?
278
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:33,196
Pierce loaded your gun
with blanks.
279
00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:43,473
Don't--don't--don't shoot!
280
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:47,043
Why does this keep happening?
281
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,264
And what kind of ice cream
company does this?
282
00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:52,715
Where's the paintball stuff
from last year?
283
00:13:52,783 --> 00:13:53,917
I hid it
284
00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:55,435
so the school doesn't get
destroyed again.
285
00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:57,654
Too late.
286
00:13:57,721 --> 00:13:58,788
Oh, hi, Jeff.
287
00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:00,557
We just ran
into the Black Rider.
288
00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:02,992
Dean, if you want this game
to end,
289
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,495
we need firepower.
290
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:10,300
In there.
291
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:12,502
The key's in my shorts.
292
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:21,127
I can get it out, I guess.
293
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:28,484
Now, this is more like it.
294
00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:29,652
Okay, Black Rider.
295
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,423
Now let's see who's attractive.
296
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:36,526
Dude, you have a problem.
297
00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:37,527
Whoa.
298
00:14:37,595 --> 00:14:41,698
Oh, nice.
299
00:14:41,765 --> 00:14:43,700
Whoa, where you going?
300
00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:46,119
To have a conversation
with Pierce.
301
00:14:46,203 --> 00:14:48,277
She's pretty awesome today.
302
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:00,290
What happened?
303
00:15:00,374 --> 00:15:01,437
Black Rider.
304
00:15:01,912 --> 00:15:02,946
He wiped out the whole fort.
305
00:15:03,562 --> 00:15:05,463
Then why are you still here?
306
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,993
I can't go back out there.
307
00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,794
This is the only life I know.
308
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,698
Annie?
309
00:15:11,765 --> 00:15:14,584
Is that you?
310
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,302
D'you get the ammo?
311
00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,471
Yep.
312
00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:21,074
Annie!
What are you doing?
313
00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:22,975
Why was Jeff's gun loaded
with blanks?
314
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,494
Was it?
315
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,996
Agh! Okay, okay, okay!
316
00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:31,884
Oh, coming out.
317
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:36,889
Hey, hey.
318
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:39,092
Oh, okay.
319
00:15:39,159 --> 00:15:40,259
I get it.
320
00:15:40,327 --> 00:15:41,661
So once again, I'm the bad guy.
321
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:42,929
Yes.
322
00:15:42,996 --> 00:15:45,498
Well, he got to win last year.
323
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,667
It's a game, Annie.
It's j--
324
00:15:47,735 --> 00:15:48,935
Fine.
325
00:15:49,002 --> 00:15:51,437
It's a game.
326
00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:53,439
Let's play.
327
00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:57,777
Put it in your holster.
328
00:15:57,845 --> 00:15:59,045
Come on, Annie.
329
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:00,563
You're my favorite.
I don't wanna beat you.
330
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,782
It's just that I don't want
Jeff to be--
331
00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:04,250
Put the gun in your holster,
332
00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:05,618
and let's play the game.
333
00:16:05,686 --> 00:16:07,820
Right.
334
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:12,024
So you can shoot me
and play without me.
335
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,960
That's this group's
favorite thing.
336
00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:15,528
We're always nice
to you, Pierce.
337
00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:16,963
Wrong.
338
00:16:17,030 --> 00:16:19,165
Wrong!
339
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,800
Three days ago,
I walked in on you guys
340
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,585
playing cards without me.
341
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:23,636
Three days ago!
342
00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:25,972
We weren't playing cards.
343
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,807
We were voting,
and you weren't invited
344
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,242
because we were voting
about you.
345
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:30,877
What?
346
00:16:30,944 --> 00:16:33,513
We were taking a vote...
347
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:36,399
On whether we'd invite you
back to the group next year.
348
00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:43,573
Lucky for you,
it had to be unanimous.
349
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:45,725
There was one holdout.
350
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:48,161
One red card.
351
00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:07,013
Pick it up.
352
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:46,586
Black Rider...
353
00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:49,222
It's Jeff Winger.
354
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:51,691
I know you've heard
of me by now.
355
00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:53,993
No.
356
00:17:54,061 --> 00:17:55,478
He's lying.
357
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:58,514
Look, if you're half
the cool cowboy
358
00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,699
you pretend to be,
359
00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:00,733
you'll respect that we've got
360
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:02,702
a situation playing out here
361
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,303
and let us be
until it's settled.
362
00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:05,972
Sure thing.
363
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,162
And once it's settled...
364
00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:15,248
I'm taking out everybody
in this room.
365
00:18:15,315 --> 00:18:16,349
Oh.
366
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,552
Starting with you,
Mr. Insecure.
367
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,622
You think you're good-looking,
but you're not.
368
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:24,991
You're average.
369
00:18:25,058 --> 00:18:26,292
You're just
an average-looking guy
370
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,760
with a big chin.
371
00:18:50,984 --> 00:18:52,552
- What's going on?
- He's faking it.
372
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:53,736
No, something's wrong with him.
373
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:54,737
No, no, it's fake.
374
00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:55,988
Last week he did it
375
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,290
to get out of letting me have
a stick of gum.
376
00:18:57,357 --> 00:18:58,524
He's old, though.
Could be real.
377
00:18:58,592 --> 00:19:00,126
It's real.
It is.
378
00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:02,528
The gurgling's a nice touch.
379
00:19:02,596 --> 00:19:04,297
You guys are terrible people.
380
00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:06,232
- Ah, we warned you.
- Buddy, are you all right?
381
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,466
You want me to call 911?
382
00:19:08,752 --> 00:19:10,603
Sucker!
383
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:12,038
- Wait, seriously?
- Told you, dude.
384
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:13,923
- I'm the best!
- You're the worst.
385
00:19:14,007 --> 00:19:15,808
I'm out of the group?
386
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,643
You're out of mine!
387
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,645
And I'm winning!
388
00:19:19,713 --> 00:19:20,813
We've created a monster.
389
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:22,915
Let's not give ourselves
too much credit.
390
00:19:22,983 --> 00:19:24,150
I'm out.
391
00:19:24,217 --> 00:19:26,068
Some old guy pretended
to have a heart attack.
392
00:19:26,153 --> 00:19:27,320
Shot me in the gut.
393
00:19:27,387 --> 00:19:30,189
I don't care.
That's your problem.
394
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,274
This school sucks.
395
00:19:31,358 --> 00:19:32,959
Well, then why do you go here?
396
00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:34,160
I wouldn't go to this toilet
397
00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:35,995
with my big sister's toe.
398
00:19:36,063 --> 00:19:38,397
I take a class online.
399
00:19:38,465 --> 00:19:39,799
I was paid to be here
and win the game
400
00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:41,167
so my boss could keep
his prize money.
401
00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:43,669
You work
for the ice cream company?
402
00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:45,705
Sweetie, this thing
is so much bigger
403
00:19:45,772 --> 00:19:48,207
than you can even imagine.
404
00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:49,408
I'm outta here.
405
00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:52,378
I got Coldplay tickets.
406
00:19:52,429 --> 00:19:53,746
Coldplay?
407
00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:55,281
Too late, bean allergy.
408
00:19:55,349 --> 00:19:57,633
You blew it.
409
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,303
Hello?
410
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,521
Anybody?
411
00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:05,191
Does anyone have an alliance
I can join?
412
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:08,945
I'm really loyal.
413
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:10,146
Agh!
414
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,937
Am I out?
415
00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:33,669
No Greendale student
can be allowed
416
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,338
to win this game.
417
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:39,592
Initiate plan B:
Operation Total Invasion.
418
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:48,992
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
419
00:20:49,443 --> 00:20:51,478
Greendale students,
420
00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,363
I understand you've unified,
421
00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:56,082
and intend
to draw this game out.
422
00:20:56,150 --> 00:21:00,320
Well, if it's a war you want,
it's a war you shall lose.
423
00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:04,324
Resistance is as pointless
as your degrees.
424
00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:08,695
- Are we the little rascals?
- I was.
425
00:21:08,763 --> 00:21:11,164
I'm on your team!
Stop shooting me!
426
00:21:11,232 --> 00:21:12,832
We're gonna lose this war,
and this school!
427
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,434
- Looks like this is it.
- We're dying out here!
428
00:21:14,502 --> 00:21:15,635
I had a dream
it would end this way.
429
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:16,803
Once I'm gone, I'm gone.
430
00:21:16,871 --> 00:21:17,921
Then I guess
I'll see you in hell.
431
00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:20,138
That's just the tip
of the iceberg.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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