1 00:00:05,587 --> 00:00:06,887 Take that, blorgon. 2 00:00:06,955 --> 00:00:09,055 Good show, Inspector. 3 00:00:09,122 --> 00:00:12,825 Oh, wow, there are 50 years of these, huh? 4 00:00:12,893 --> 00:00:14,259 Yeah, isn't it great? 5 00:00:14,327 --> 00:00:18,397 We can go anywhere and any time in the universe. 6 00:00:18,465 --> 00:00:21,266 But it will probably be London during the Blitz. 7 00:00:21,334 --> 00:00:23,302 Oh, I think I finally got Abed to agree to let you come 8 00:00:23,369 --> 00:00:24,849 to the Inspector Spacetime Convention. 9 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:26,671 Yay. 10 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:28,406 Are you watching Inspector Spacetime? 11 00:00:28,474 --> 00:00:29,954 Why does he have to wake up so early? 12 00:00:29,976 --> 00:00:32,276 Can't we just tell Abed that we're sleeping together? 13 00:00:32,344 --> 00:00:34,512 No. No. Abed's fragile. 14 00:00:34,580 --> 00:00:36,447 We have to ease him into it, okay? 15 00:00:36,515 --> 00:00:38,617 Do we want him to freak out and then we have to rescue him 16 00:00:38,684 --> 00:00:40,818 from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough 17 00:00:40,885 --> 00:00:43,253 to enter the bloodstream? 18 00:00:43,321 --> 00:00:44,622 I totally want to do that. 19 00:00:44,689 --> 00:00:46,523 We need to go over the convention schedule again. 20 00:00:46,591 --> 00:00:48,125 Go, go, go, go, go. 21 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:49,359 Just a minute. 22 00:00:49,427 --> 00:00:51,194 Troy, it's a week away, 23 00:00:51,262 --> 00:00:52,863 and we need to revise our whole strategy. 24 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:54,231 Mwah. 25 00:00:54,298 --> 00:00:57,266 Troy. 26 00:00:57,334 --> 00:00:59,669 I've printed out several maps of the convention center 27 00:00:59,737 --> 00:01:01,771 and color-coded the best potential routes. 28 00:01:01,839 --> 00:01:03,239 Now we know I have a longer stride, 29 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,974 but I'm assuming your superior physical fitness 30 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,809 will allow you to compensate with greater speed. 31 00:01:06,877 --> 00:01:08,310 One thing's for sure, though. 32 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:12,981 We need to save time by changing into our costumes in the car. 33 00:01:13,049 --> 00:01:17,452 - Curling iron. - Thanks. 34 00:01:28,263 --> 00:01:30,665 Coming. 35 00:01:32,768 --> 00:01:34,201 Hi, Abed. 36 00:01:34,269 --> 00:01:36,103 Just here for my breakfast date with Troy. 37 00:01:36,171 --> 00:01:38,105 Oh, good morning, Britta. 38 00:01:38,173 --> 00:01:40,141 I haven't seen you in over 12 hours. 39 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:41,142 Yeah. 40 00:01:41,209 --> 00:01:42,176 I know you two are having sex. 41 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:44,177 - I've known for weeks. - What? 42 00:01:44,244 --> 00:01:45,879 Why didn't you say something? 43 00:01:45,946 --> 00:01:47,881 I love doughnuts. 44 00:01:48,873 --> 00:01:55,855 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 45 00:01:55,923 --> 00:01:58,224 I just need to get my sunglasses, and then we can go. 46 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,592 We're gonna be late, and you don't need sunglasses 47 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,481 to go to an Inspector Spacetime convention. 48 00:02:01,601 --> 00:02:02,427 You're right. 49 00:02:02,495 --> 00:02:03,595 For an Inspector Spacetime convention, 50 00:02:03,663 --> 00:02:05,898 I would need a bag to put over my head. 51 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:07,432 But Annie and I are going skiing. 52 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:10,703 That is the only reason I agreed to this road trip. 53 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:12,504 What are you doing here? 54 00:02:12,572 --> 00:02:15,340 I always come early to save my seat. 55 00:02:15,408 --> 00:02:16,774 And what's this about a road trip? 56 00:02:16,842 --> 00:02:18,076 Look, Pierce, 57 00:02:18,143 --> 00:02:19,543 no one was trying to leave you out. 58 00:02:19,544 --> 00:02:21,278 We just assumed you wouldn't be interested. 59 00:02:21,346 --> 00:02:23,214 Which is why we left you out. 60 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:24,548 That's not fair. 61 00:02:24,616 --> 00:02:27,085 Why can't I go to a Captain Warptime Convention? 62 00:02:27,152 --> 00:02:28,352 Because you'll ruin it. 63 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:30,454 I'm getting sick of everyone assuming 64 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:32,322 that I have nothing to offer. 65 00:02:32,389 --> 00:02:33,890 You know, in Ancient Greece, it was considered 66 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:37,728 an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention? 67 00:02:37,795 --> 00:02:39,395 We didn't invite Shirley either. 68 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,531 Well, that's better then. 69 00:02:41,599 --> 00:02:43,600 - All right. - Good night. 70 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:45,468 Good night. 71 00:02:52,976 --> 00:02:54,910 I can't believe it-- our first Inspecticon. 72 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:56,411 It's beautiful. 73 00:02:56,479 --> 00:02:57,880 Now are you sure it's okay Britta's here? 74 00:02:57,948 --> 00:02:58,881 Because she can just wait in the car. 75 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:00,015 It's cool. 76 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:01,363 Now the first thing we need to do 77 00:03:01,384 --> 00:03:03,219 is find the booth where they take the gluon photo. 78 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:04,452 It's a photo where two people are fused together 79 00:03:04,519 --> 00:03:05,586 like the Inspector and Reggie were bonded 80 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:06,687 for eternity in episode 704. 81 00:03:06,756 --> 00:03:08,857 Oh. 82 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:10,825 Wait, was there a female inspector? 83 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:11,974 Yes. And everyone hates her. 84 00:03:11,994 --> 00:03:13,294 Not because they're sexist. 85 00:03:13,362 --> 00:03:15,029 - Because she sucks. - Well, I think it's cool. 86 00:03:15,097 --> 00:03:16,765 - Britta. - Annie. 87 00:03:16,832 --> 00:03:19,767 You're on your own, Al Capone. 88 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:30,677 Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. 89 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,907 Am I the only one freaked out by that? 90 00:03:33,948 --> 00:03:35,348 No, I think Abed was just showing 91 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,049 that he's accepting of our relationship. 92 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,051 No, really. What was it? 93 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,158 Hey, Annie, sad news. 94 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,325 They closed the ski slopes. 95 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,094 A dozen scouts got buried in an avalanche. 96 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,262 So sad. 97 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:50,629 I say we cut our losses and head home. 98 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,630 What? Why? We're already here. 99 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:54,199 We can still have fun hanging out at the convention. 100 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:56,567 I'd have more fun hanging out with the parents 101 00:03:56,635 --> 00:03:57,969 that are circling the block. 102 00:03:58,037 --> 00:03:59,637 Jeff, why are people staring at you? 103 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:02,007 Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before? 104 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:03,741 All right, how many of those do you have in your chamber? 105 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:05,177 Enough for the whole ride home. 106 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:08,212 Jeff. 107 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,214 - What? - We wanted it to be a surprise. 108 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:11,648 You bear a striking resemblance 109 00:04:11,716 --> 00:04:13,557 to Inspector Spacetime's Supervillain Thoraxis. 110 00:04:16,988 --> 00:04:20,090 Okay. Now we're definitely leaving. 111 00:04:20,158 --> 00:04:22,960 But I've never been on an adult vacation before. 112 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:24,294 This is the first time I've stayed in a hotel 113 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:25,361 without a number in its name. 114 00:04:25,429 --> 00:04:26,629 Hey, you can stay if you want. 115 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:27,730 Fine. I'll be in my room. 116 00:04:27,798 --> 00:04:29,359 Good. The reservation's under my name. 117 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:30,566 Enjoy the nerds. 118 00:04:30,634 --> 00:04:33,703 I will enjoy the... 119 00:04:33,770 --> 00:04:36,039 - Jeff won. - I know. 120 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:39,475 Abed, the gluon photo line looks really long. 121 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:40,943 We should probably get in it now. 122 00:04:41,010 --> 00:04:42,490 Definitely. Right after I find Toby. 123 00:04:42,511 --> 00:04:43,478 Who's Toby? 124 00:04:43,546 --> 00:04:45,380 Toby Weeks. 125 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:47,249 Arguably the biggest Inspector Spacetime fan in the world. 126 00:04:47,317 --> 00:04:48,683 We've been emailing for months. 127 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:51,619 Oh. You never mentioned him. 128 00:04:51,687 --> 00:04:53,222 Well, you've been so busy lately having sex. 129 00:04:53,289 --> 00:04:54,589 Besides, we talked about embracing change, 130 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:56,757 so I'm expanding my social circle. 131 00:04:56,825 --> 00:04:57,992 I just hope he makes it. 132 00:04:58,060 --> 00:04:59,861 He works in Nigeria in banking. 133 00:04:59,928 --> 00:05:01,295 He almost couldn't come because all his money was tied up 134 00:05:01,363 --> 00:05:03,197 in this financial thing, but I sent him 700 pounds 135 00:05:03,265 --> 00:05:04,665 and a plane ticket, so he should be here. 136 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,400 Oh, Abed. 137 00:05:06,468 --> 00:05:07,835 There he is. 138 00:05:07,903 --> 00:05:10,071 You must be Abed. 139 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:12,438 Inspector. Ooh, before I forget, 140 00:05:12,506 --> 00:05:15,675 here is your check. Thanking you very much indeed. 141 00:05:15,743 --> 00:05:17,177 - Nice. - You wouldn't believe 142 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:18,611 how many people I emailed asking for help, 143 00:05:18,679 --> 00:05:19,712 and they completely ignored me. 144 00:05:19,780 --> 00:05:21,414 Hmm. Toby, this is Britta. 145 00:05:21,482 --> 00:05:23,716 - Fraulein. - And my best friend Troy. 146 00:05:25,119 --> 00:05:26,853 And where's your constable? 147 00:05:26,921 --> 00:05:28,042 Oh, my best friend Andrew. 148 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,355 He was supposed to come, but then his wife 149 00:05:29,422 --> 00:05:30,622 wouldn't let him go at the last minute. 150 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,224 - She's such a... - Minerva. 151 00:05:32,292 --> 00:05:34,860 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, oh, Minerva. 152 00:05:34,928 --> 00:05:35,961 What a bitch. 153 00:05:36,029 --> 00:05:37,296 Wait, was that the female inspector? 154 00:05:37,364 --> 00:05:38,797 Not in front of Toby. 155 00:05:38,865 --> 00:05:41,300 Hey, gluon line, we should probably get in it right now. 156 00:05:41,368 --> 00:05:43,369 Alternatively, someone might just happen 157 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:46,204 to have a pair of tickets to the sold-out panel, 158 00:05:46,272 --> 00:05:49,607 "Which Inspector would win in a fight in space, 159 00:05:49,674 --> 00:05:51,409 and which Inspector would win in a fight in time?" 160 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,478 We can get that photo later. 161 00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:55,713 Yeah, later. 162 00:05:55,781 --> 00:05:58,749 That was when I wanted to take it. 163 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,584 Are you sure Troy and Abed want us here? 164 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,387 They do. They just don't know it yet. 165 00:06:03,454 --> 00:06:05,889 Now, remember, we're just a couple of Captain Warphead fans. 166 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:07,318 Nobody will even notice we're here. 167 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,658 Excuse me. 168 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:09,927 Oh, yes? 169 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,061 Will you come with us? 170 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,696 - Where? Why? When? - Oh. 171 00:06:19,369 --> 00:06:21,337 Room service. 172 00:06:21,405 --> 00:06:23,239 Yes, I'd like to order some food. 173 00:06:23,307 --> 00:06:26,008 And how many people will be dining today, Mrs. Winger? 174 00:06:26,076 --> 00:06:29,011 Oh, I'm not... 175 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:32,914 Two. Yeah, I'd like a turkey burger 176 00:06:32,982 --> 00:06:35,750 and a second turkey burger, but with no bun. 177 00:06:35,818 --> 00:06:38,519 My husband doesn't do carbs. 178 00:06:38,587 --> 00:06:41,389 But he would like a scotch. 179 00:06:41,457 --> 00:06:43,417 And what kind of scotch would your husband prefer? 180 00:06:43,459 --> 00:06:46,828 The good kind. 181 00:06:46,895 --> 00:06:49,729 Excellent choice, Mrs. Winger. 182 00:06:55,403 --> 00:06:57,338 Yes, Mrs. Winger? 183 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:05,078 Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you, 184 00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:07,280 but are you Nigel Cuthbertson, 185 00:07:07,348 --> 00:07:11,584 the actor who played Thoraxis? 186 00:07:11,651 --> 00:07:13,652 Call me Nige. 187 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:16,489 We have every right to be here, 188 00:07:16,556 --> 00:07:17,890 and I don't know if you're being sexist, 189 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:19,658 ageist, racist, or what, 190 00:07:19,726 --> 00:07:21,994 but I don't think I like your -ist. 191 00:07:22,061 --> 00:07:23,261 Actually, we need your help. 192 00:07:23,329 --> 00:07:25,330 We're focus-testing a new American version 193 00:07:25,398 --> 00:07:26,931 of Inspector Spacetime, 194 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,802 and you two represent several significant quadrants. 195 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:32,937 Oh, I don't know. 196 00:07:33,006 --> 00:07:34,766 Your thoughts would be very valuable to us. 197 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,273 We're in. 198 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:40,544 - Toby, did you see... - The Christmas special? 199 00:07:40,612 --> 00:07:41,745 - Horrible. - But when you consider 200 00:07:41,813 --> 00:07:43,447 - what it set up... - Brilliant. 201 00:07:43,515 --> 00:07:46,417 - Is that--? - Let's go. 202 00:07:46,485 --> 00:07:47,718 What about the photo? 203 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:49,020 Do they even have to talk? 204 00:07:49,087 --> 00:07:51,455 They could just touch tentacles and download. 205 00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:53,089 You know, this is good, because, you know, 206 00:07:53,157 --> 00:07:57,299 Abed's branching out, and Toby's really, really great. 207 00:07:57,419 --> 00:07:59,787 No. Troy, I have seen that look. 208 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,355 Girls have given me that look. 209 00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:02,623 You are not being crazy. 210 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,110 That dude is trying to steal your boyfriend. 211 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,673 I'm gonna get a refill. 212 00:08:13,488 --> 00:08:16,149 I mean...what if Abed wants to replace me? 213 00:08:16,824 --> 00:08:20,960 It makes me so angry and sad all at the same time. 214 00:08:21,028 --> 00:08:22,228 I know, but you have to hide it, 215 00:08:22,295 --> 00:08:23,395 because, for some reason, 216 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,330 men find these feelings to be psycho, 217 00:08:25,397 --> 00:08:27,966 and, if you freak out, it's only gonna push Abed away. 218 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:30,636 Like I always say, if you love someone, 219 00:08:30,703 --> 00:08:33,038 set them free, and, if they don't come back to you, 220 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:34,773 they were never yours to begin with. 221 00:08:34,841 --> 00:08:36,174 That makes no sense. 222 00:08:36,242 --> 00:08:38,276 What if they get hit by a car or fall down a well? 223 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:41,411 Remind me not to put you down as my emergency contact. 224 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,882 All right. Play it cool. 225 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,183 Make nice with Toby. 226 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,152 Yeah. 227 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:52,189 So? 228 00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:55,492 What did everyone think? 229 00:08:57,128 --> 00:08:59,295 I thought it was pretty good. 230 00:08:59,363 --> 00:09:00,997 I was confused. 231 00:09:01,065 --> 00:09:02,298 And what confused you? 232 00:09:02,366 --> 00:09:05,201 The time travel mostly. 233 00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:07,503 Also the space travel. 234 00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:09,005 Anything else? 235 00:09:09,073 --> 00:09:11,775 How many clipboards you got? 236 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,142 Raise the klaxon. 237 00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:16,011 Me lorry's plunging it into the Thames, methinks. 238 00:09:16,079 --> 00:09:18,513 Hey, do you mind if I practice 239 00:09:18,581 --> 00:09:19,882 my American accent? 240 00:09:19,949 --> 00:09:22,151 - I have an audition. - Of course. 241 00:09:22,218 --> 00:09:24,186 You really are an Inspector Spacetime fan. 242 00:09:24,253 --> 00:09:26,221 Ever since I was little. 243 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:27,729 What is it you like about the show? 244 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:31,859 I think the show's philosophy poses some really interesting... 245 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,194 Bow before Thoraxis. Bow before Thoraxis. 246 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:36,297 Questions about the nature-- I'm so sorry. 247 00:09:36,364 --> 00:09:39,366 - Bow before Thoraxis. - This is my ringtone. 248 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:41,569 Bow before Thoraxis. 249 00:09:41,636 --> 00:09:42,836 Okay, seriously, what was it? 250 00:09:42,871 --> 00:09:45,305 You wear glasses? You have a back brace? 251 00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:46,707 Say it. I don't care. 252 00:09:46,774 --> 00:09:48,909 - And I asked myself... - Excuse me. Sorry. 253 00:09:48,976 --> 00:09:52,345 What does space smell like? 254 00:09:52,413 --> 00:09:55,481 - You see, the thing of it-- - Oh, hey, there you guys are. 255 00:09:55,549 --> 00:09:58,151 Oh, this is so nice, just three friends, 256 00:09:58,219 --> 00:10:00,553 friending around all unthreatened-like. 257 00:10:00,621 --> 00:10:02,287 Terribly sorry. This is slightly embarrassing. 258 00:10:02,355 --> 00:10:03,488 I seem to have forgotten your name. 259 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:04,556 It's Troy! 260 00:10:04,624 --> 00:10:05,991 You know it's Troy! 261 00:10:06,059 --> 00:10:08,194 Okay, it's the first part of Troy and Abed. 262 00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,795 Toby and Abed in the Morning? 263 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:11,263 That's ridiculous. 264 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:13,365 I'm not psycho! 265 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,901 Okay. 266 00:10:15,969 --> 00:10:17,468 Where was I? Oh, yes-- 267 00:10:17,536 --> 00:10:18,469 Troy's been acting weird lately. 268 00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:19,637 The same thing happened 269 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,005 with my constable when he got a wife. 270 00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:22,640 Which means of course I now have one spare ticket 271 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:23,842 to the 50th anniversary Inspector Spacetime convention 272 00:10:23,909 --> 00:10:25,343 - in London. - Demiceninspecticon? 273 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:26,930 But it's so soon, and London's too far. 274 00:10:26,946 --> 00:10:28,613 In england, Cadbury creme eggs are sold year-round. 275 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,001 I thought that was just a legend. 276 00:10:30,015 --> 00:10:31,249 Past life as an alien... 277 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:36,153 Just a minute. 278 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,687 Just a second. 279 00:10:37,756 --> 00:10:39,857 I've got your hair dryer, Mrs. Winger. 280 00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:42,325 Oh, thank you, Randy, but it's not for me. 281 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,560 It's for my husband. 282 00:10:43,628 --> 00:10:45,095 He really needs the diffuser for his hair. 283 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:47,364 It sounds shallow, but he's a lawyer. 284 00:10:47,431 --> 00:10:49,465 Actually, having dual careers 285 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,400 has put a lot of stress on our marriage. 286 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:52,468 Hence the separate rooms. 287 00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:53,702 But I think this trip 288 00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:55,704 is really gonna change all that. 289 00:10:55,773 --> 00:10:57,273 My husband will finally see me 290 00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,042 not as a world-famous police detective, 291 00:11:00,110 --> 00:11:02,145 but as a woman. 292 00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:04,046 Your husband's a lucky man. 293 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:06,347 That he is. 294 00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,786 Mm. 295 00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:14,756 Tastes of bog. 296 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:17,525 You see? It's funny because it's clear. 297 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:19,560 Actually I would like 298 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,496 to say something. 299 00:11:21,563 --> 00:11:24,865 I am friends with a couple of huge Inspector Spacetime fans, 300 00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,534 and I think what they like about the show 301 00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:28,336 is that it's smart, complicated, 302 00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:30,371 and doesn't talk down to its audience. 303 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:33,941 So, if you'd like to make a really good American version, 304 00:11:34,009 --> 00:11:35,276 you should stay true to that. 305 00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:39,112 Hey, instead of this constable, 306 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,449 what about a blonde with long legs and a tennis racket? 307 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,851 Yes. 308 00:11:44,919 --> 00:11:47,120 Please. For me. 309 00:11:47,188 --> 00:11:48,922 Bow before... 310 00:11:48,989 --> 00:11:52,225 Normally we don't concern ourselves with adultery, 311 00:11:52,293 --> 00:11:54,226 'cause then hotels wouldn't exist. 312 00:11:54,294 --> 00:11:56,562 But everyone here thinks you're so nice. 313 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:58,597 So I had to bring you down here. 314 00:11:58,665 --> 00:12:01,334 I don't believe it. He told me he was leaving. 315 00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:04,069 Say your catchphrase. 316 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:08,941 I'd rather not. 317 00:12:09,008 --> 00:12:10,742 What the hell is going on here? 318 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:13,010 Suddenly our marriage isn't worth repairing? 319 00:12:13,078 --> 00:12:14,646 What? 320 00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:17,915 - Whoo! - Wait, Nigel is married? 321 00:12:17,983 --> 00:12:20,117 That is so Thoraxis. 322 00:12:22,020 --> 00:12:25,756 And your American accent isn't at all convincing. 323 00:12:25,824 --> 00:12:28,925 We come all this way, and you just leave me alone 324 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,495 without so much as sending a text message? 325 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:32,763 I am sick of it, Jeff... 326 00:12:32,831 --> 00:12:35,699 Nigel Winger. 327 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:37,434 Can I get two more of these, please? 328 00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:38,435 Enough! 329 00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:41,471 This day has turned crazy. 330 00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:42,672 I'm gonna go upstairs, 331 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,040 towel off, and pray to God 332 00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:46,776 that I wake up in the middle of a final 333 00:12:46,844 --> 00:12:49,579 for a class I didn't know I was enrolled in. 334 00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:58,953 Shoo. 335 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:04,158 Oh, honey. 336 00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:05,994 You went all psycho girlfriend on Abed, didn't you? 337 00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,930 Yeah. I screwed up. 338 00:13:08,964 --> 00:13:10,164 Classsic Troy. 339 00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:11,266 It's okay. 340 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,667 It happens to the best of us. 341 00:13:12,735 --> 00:13:14,167 I got you a present. 342 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,038 A quantum spanner. 343 00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:20,340 Yeah, it lights up 344 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:22,643 or plays music or something. 345 00:13:22,711 --> 00:13:24,478 Britta, 346 00:13:24,546 --> 00:13:26,547 would you agree to be bonded to me 347 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:27,736 forever in the gluon chamber 348 00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:29,316 for an expensive souvenir photograph? 349 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:30,850 Absolutely. 350 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,086 Thank you. 351 00:13:34,154 --> 00:13:37,624 What? 352 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,792 I can't wait. We can visit 353 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,159 the original Spacetime set. 354 00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:41,387 And I've got a spare bedroom, 355 00:13:41,395 --> 00:13:42,629 so you can stay as long as you like. 356 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,963 That all sounds great. 357 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,197 But I don't know if I could just pick up and leave. 358 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:47,132 - I have a life here. - For now. 359 00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,199 What do you mean? 360 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,568 Well, let's face it. 361 00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:51,756 Neurotypicals don't have the same focus you or I have. 362 00:13:51,805 --> 00:13:53,004 They always get distracted... 363 00:13:53,072 --> 00:13:55,908 by marriage, kids, competitive cooking shows. 364 00:13:55,975 --> 00:13:58,577 - Like your best friend David. - That's right. 365 00:13:58,645 --> 00:13:59,778 Who was planning on coming here 366 00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:01,407 even though you were trapped in Nigeria? 367 00:14:01,447 --> 00:14:02,808 Yeah, but I wouldn't say trapped. 368 00:14:02,848 --> 00:14:03,781 And you went to me and not to your best friend 369 00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:05,015 and constable for help? 370 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,551 Well, his wife probably deleted the email. 371 00:14:06,618 --> 00:14:07,618 - She's a total... - Minerva. 372 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:09,520 Right. 373 00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:11,155 And you're dressed as the third Inspector, 374 00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:12,657 who was famous for trying to strangle the actor 375 00:14:12,724 --> 00:14:13,758 who played Constable Dudley, because they were 376 00:14:13,826 --> 00:14:15,026 both pursuing Linda McCartney. 377 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,093 David doesn't actually exist, does he? 378 00:14:16,161 --> 00:14:17,361 You're mad. 379 00:14:17,429 --> 00:14:18,662 Nothing you've said can prove that. 380 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:19,729 Except that when we met you said 381 00:14:19,797 --> 00:14:21,197 - his name was Andrew. - Bollocks. 382 00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:25,769 - Yeah. - All right. Guilty as charged. 383 00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:28,338 Look, I had to be sure, didn't I? 384 00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:30,941 When you sent me that first email 385 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,308 in which you figured out that Inspector Spacetime 386 00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:34,477 is both his own grandfather and grandmother, 387 00:14:34,544 --> 00:14:36,345 I knew we were soul mates. 388 00:14:36,412 --> 00:14:38,080 You and I are special. 389 00:14:38,147 --> 00:14:39,582 Neurotypicals won't admit it, 390 00:14:39,649 --> 00:14:42,050 but some people are just better than everybody else. 391 00:14:42,118 --> 00:14:44,052 They can't handle it, so they always leave. 392 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,688 Just like how the brilliant Inspector 393 00:14:45,755 --> 00:14:46,956 has constant adventures, 394 00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:49,024 while his constables always eventually return 395 00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:51,292 to their dull, ordinary earth lives. 396 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,394 But maybe there's a reason 397 00:14:53,462 --> 00:14:55,830 the Inspector always chooses a human companion. 398 00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:57,499 He's an alien, but his human friends 399 00:14:57,566 --> 00:14:59,100 keep him grounded and invested in the world, 400 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:00,869 like with me and Troy. 401 00:15:00,936 --> 00:15:02,203 If I could winger you for a second. 402 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:03,771 Sure. I don't know what that means, but... 403 00:15:03,839 --> 00:15:07,508 Maybe all relationships are made up of logical inspectors 404 00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:09,810 and emotional constables, and we need both 405 00:15:09,878 --> 00:15:12,880 to make space and time a better place. 406 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:15,382 Maybe you're right. 407 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,286 Wait, wait. Toby, Toby, Toby, no. 408 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,688 Wait just a second. 409 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,458 Just playing a game. 410 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:36,553 You have to let me out. 411 00:15:36,621 --> 00:15:39,255 No, not until Stockholm syndrome sets in. 412 00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:41,363 How long do you think that'll be, a couple of hours? 413 00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:43,426 Would you love me if I got you a churro? 414 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:47,163 Annie. 415 00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:50,166 Annie, I... 416 00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:00,454 I'm not sure how much air there is in here! 417 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:02,544 And still you talk. 418 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:03,845 Troy will find me. 419 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:08,383 - Who? - You know who Troy is. 420 00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:13,054 Yeah. Troy will find me. 421 00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,425 Everything okay? 422 00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:18,992 Everything's fine. 423 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,295 What is a gluon anyway? 424 00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:23,664 Can we stop talking about Abed? 425 00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:27,567 I'm sorry. I can't. 426 00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:28,634 It doesn't feel right. 427 00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:31,504 It's okay. I understand. 428 00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:32,939 Go to him. 429 00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:35,108 - Are you sure? - I've told you before. 430 00:16:35,176 --> 00:16:38,445 I don't care about Inspector Spacetime. 431 00:16:48,821 --> 00:16:51,090 Toby. 432 00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,391 Where's Abed? 433 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,226 He's packing. 434 00:16:54,294 --> 00:16:56,462 He said you have a girlfriend and don't need him anymore. 435 00:16:56,529 --> 00:16:58,162 He's coming with me to England. 436 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:00,998 - You're lying. - How would you know? 437 00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,467 Because Abed's my friend, 438 00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:04,135 and he would have told me. 439 00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:07,205 And he would have explained it to me in very clear terms, 440 00:17:07,272 --> 00:17:10,040 because I get confused sometimes. 441 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:11,275 He's in there, isn't he? 442 00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:12,710 No. 443 00:17:12,777 --> 00:17:14,544 - Hey, Troy. - Hey, Abed. 444 00:17:14,612 --> 00:17:17,247 Toby, have you ever been in a fight? 445 00:17:17,315 --> 00:17:19,182 Because I have. 446 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,950 Oh, my God. He can make a fist. 447 00:17:21,018 --> 00:17:22,819 That would hurt harder than a slap. 448 00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:24,454 He's in that one. 449 00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:28,325 I knew that. 450 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,595 You okay? 451 00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:35,063 I am. You know, for the first time 452 00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:37,052 in my long history of being locked inside things, 453 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,135 I knew someone would come. 454 00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:44,373 Still want to take the gluon photo? 455 00:17:44,441 --> 00:17:46,974 - What do you think? - Yes. 456 00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:48,976 - Yes. - Cool. 457 00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:57,051 Well, I just went upstairs and saw your room. 458 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,988 Saw the two robes, the two coffee cups, 459 00:18:01,056 --> 00:18:02,356 one with lipstick, one without. 460 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:05,792 And I saw actual hair that looked a lot like mine 461 00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:06,893 on my side of the sink, 462 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,462 so I have some questions. 463 00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:10,464 - Oh, God. - First one, 464 00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:12,399 is that actually my hair, and, if so, 465 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,733 did it fall out naturally? 466 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,869 Because if it did, you need to tell me right now, 467 00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:17,037 'cause I have to call science. 468 00:18:17,104 --> 00:18:19,805 Also, what the hell is going on? 469 00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:22,808 All right, I may have been play-acting 470 00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:24,243 that we were married, and then the staff 471 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,380 thought you were cheating, and I had to save face. 472 00:18:27,447 --> 00:18:28,747 Do I have to worry about this? 473 00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,517 No, I was just daydreaming. 474 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:34,519 I mean, I've married you at least a half a dozen times. 475 00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:37,322 And Troy. And Zac Efron. 476 00:18:37,390 --> 00:18:38,557 Mostly Zac Efron. 477 00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:41,159 Does Zac get a drink thrown in his face? 478 00:18:43,996 --> 00:18:45,863 I don't know. I guess I was a little hurt 479 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,432 that you ditched me. 480 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,867 I mean, we are friends, right? 481 00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:53,170 Would it have been that painful to hang out together? 482 00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:57,774 Well, I can tell you one thing your fantasy got wrong. 483 00:18:57,842 --> 00:18:59,843 If we were married, you wouldn't find me 484 00:18:59,911 --> 00:19:03,214 flirting with another woman in a hotel bar. 485 00:19:03,281 --> 00:19:06,749 But there are a lot of things that you think are fun 486 00:19:06,817 --> 00:19:08,585 that I wouldn't want to do because I'm... 487 00:19:08,652 --> 00:19:10,553 - Older? - Not lame. 488 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:14,123 Do you want to hang out now? 489 00:19:14,191 --> 00:19:17,594 Can I buy you a drink? What do you want? 490 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:19,128 An appletini. 491 00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:22,297 Oh, God, don't make me order that. 492 00:19:22,365 --> 00:19:25,667 - Please? - Please? 493 00:19:30,873 --> 00:19:32,441 Appletini. 494 00:19:32,508 --> 00:19:34,943 That is so great. 495 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:37,379 And I have a surprise for you guys. 496 00:19:37,447 --> 00:19:39,046 Pow! 497 00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:41,282 - Really pushing me here. - He's back. 498 00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,384 Do you mind if we crash this party? 499 00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:45,386 That we already crashed. 500 00:19:45,454 --> 00:19:47,221 Pierce, Shirley, I'm glad you guys made it. 501 00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:48,729 It was rude of me not to invite you. 502 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,058 - I'm sorry. - Just remember, Abed, 503 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,393 I did my best. 504 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:54,861 We both did. 505 00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,095 You're welcome. 506 00:19:56,163 --> 00:19:57,564 So I guess we're taking off. 507 00:19:57,632 --> 00:20:00,300 Actually, I'd like to stay for a little while. 508 00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,735 - Yeah? - Yeah. 509 00:20:01,802 --> 00:20:03,303 You don't have to do that for me. 510 00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:06,172 Well, who says it's just for you? 511 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,407 Guys, get your phones ready, 512 00:20:07,475 --> 00:20:09,743 because you are only gonna see this once. 513 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,185 Bow before Thoraxis. 514 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,492 See, this is why I don't hang with you folks on the weekends. 515 00:20:36,325 --> 00:20:40,294 Here we are, the 1960s, 516 00:20:40,362 --> 00:20:43,597 the greatest, grooviest period in the entire history 517 00:20:43,665 --> 00:20:47,100 of the entire universe. 518 00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:49,870 I'm lucky. I get to visit places like this 519 00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:54,007 because I can travel through time and space, 520 00:20:54,075 --> 00:20:56,476 but not both at once. 521 00:20:56,544 --> 00:20:59,312 Do you know why that is, Ensign? 522 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,981 Because, Inspector Spacetime, 523 00:21:02,049 --> 00:21:06,118 our minds would be blown with the space/time confusion. 524 00:21:06,187 --> 00:21:07,787 That's right. 525 00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:11,356 And now I must sleep with the sexiest woman here, 526 00:21:11,424 --> 00:21:13,225 who is also my grandmother, 527 00:21:13,293 --> 00:21:15,927 or I will cease to exist. 528 00:21:15,995 --> 00:21:17,762 How do you know I'm not your grandmother? 529 00:21:17,830 --> 00:21:19,764 There's only one way to find out. 530 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:24,303 I hate you. 531 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:30,731 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net